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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Do sexy Vikings count?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“But why does anyone want to see all sides of a reporter?”

Sideboob, <i>duh!</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Faux "News" would be the NewsMax of . . . oh wait.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If it were possible to run a retail establishment where you put shrink-wrapped dogshit on a tray, labeled it "steak", and people came in and bought it every day, the metaphor would work.

Why it works on teevee is one of the great mysteries of our age.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, the notion that their "word of God" was plagiarized will really go over well with the fundies. I can hear the butthurt screeching already.

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bobbert's avatar

The night that I came home And you were not alone.

You said he was a nudist who'd come in to use the phone.....

Thank you, so much

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I haven't noticed any FNC commercials when I have watched the show via "on demand," but then my remote is equipped with a handy "Mute" button.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The only time I ever turn on CNN is to watch Bourdain.

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jqheywood's avatar

Yeah, but he sure implied that they had lifted it from the Babylonians. I'm not sure they will like that one bit, nosireeee,

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The Quirk's avatar

"They will find you," says Tyson.

Perhaps, but the way TV news is packaged, they'll have to have the patience to wade through Wolf Blitzer, Morning Joe and every other sewer out there. That's assuming CNN even bothers to put it out there in the first place. Catering to the Lowest Common Denominator is what cable news is all about-- if it wasn't, we'd still have things like opera on Bravo, or actual arts and entertainment on A&E.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

“We’re in the boutique age of journalism. CNN is just the department store — the Wal-Mart of journalism,”

Which makes FOX News the Dollar General, I guess.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"drunken, drugged out, fake boobed, duck lipped, bitchy, horrific personality, fake hair extensions and utterly moronic"

we're still talking about the Kardashians, right?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Are we forgetting. BoobsForQueens.com? That's BoobsForQueens.com.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

It's not the REAL Miles O'Brien unless he's being tortured at least once per season, either psychically or physically.

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The Quirk's avatar

Silly me, I thought it was to present the "facts", not to make facts up for the sake of "drama".

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