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GoldStar's avatar

"We must save the country from the sexualization of children... so let's vote for the guy that bought the Ms Teen USA pageant and was repeatedly accused of walking in on them while they were changing.... oh and was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and is still friends with Matt Gaetz and... wait, where was I going with this?"

- MAGA

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

(Please excuse my conspiracy theory orientation here. I know it can put some people off and I apologize in advance)

What about the timing of an attempted murder happening in the same news cycle as the newly revived "Epstein Connection!" story complete with evidence? What is that smell? Is someone using the break room microwave to reheat fish sticks again?

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Babe Paley's avatar

тАЬWe will stop sezzzuliseтАжso sad, actually, seshu, really what it ish is sexualizing, theyтАЩre sexualizing our beautiful, beautiful children! Really beautiful little children! Think of a beautiful, really, a little young girl! TheyтАЩre trying toтАФweтАЩll stop them, wonтАЩt we, folks? WeтАЩll stop them taking beautiful, innocent, just so, so young little girls andтАФI saw, you should seeтАФjust so young and innocent and beautiful! AndтАж so wrong. We will stop itтАжтАЭ

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PrimerGray's avatar

More than accused of that, he admitted it on a radio show with millions of listeners.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

He BRAGS about it.

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PrimerGray's avatar

He sure did. I've heard that clip at least a dozen times.

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Carstonio's avatar

They see a gay couple holding hands in public as тАЬsexualizingтАЭ children because the couple lives as they wish and defies gender policing. They see rich white men exploiting young girls as merely exercising their prerogatives. (No, thatтАЩs not a self-pleasure euphemism unless you want it to be.)

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Dick jokes are not born as dick jokes.

Dick Jokes start out as innocent references to something else.

And then, a moment of reflection, and -VOILA!- the dick joke stands revealed!

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Glitterbutt Rocket Cat's avatar

Wants to date his daughter

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