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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Well, my level of pigmentation only allows me to attain a certain level of non-niggerishness. I was lacking sagging jeans, my gun, backwards hat, platinum medallions, etc, so I thought I was good. I had even been drinking all-American patriot approved PBRs. But whatever, fuck those kids

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fuflans's avatar

why is my wonkette feed backward?

or is it the alcohol?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Of course she does.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I actually could fuck off of him, kinda use him as a footrest, for traction, you know?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Did they ask any "let me see a show of hands who hates science / loves Jeebus" questions? I like seeing the candidates raising their hands. Like morons.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's the "Does this dress make me look fat?" question. There is no right answer. You can't win.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

President Bachmann? I'm having nightmares tonight.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Newt sure knows a lot of facts. Every other sentence starts with "The fact is *state bullshit here*..."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If anyone based the status of the country on what these dimwits are saying tonight the solution to our problems would be to nuke the states and let the roaches have a turn. Gah!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mrs. Bachmann, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

don't appluad the Newt you idiots. You will only encourage him.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>"Hermann Cain wants to test new job applicants about the Constitution, which means no one will ever have a job in America, ever again."</i>

Smaller, less intrusive government!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

7-pages??? WTF?!?!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Clean Coal? that demands a drink.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mittens seems to be cleaning up in the "least idiotic" category tonight.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Bachmann is not the tail.

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