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Lerville's avatar

Delusional ! The coronation and honeymoon is almost over

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Scott's avatar

The author seems to be about seven years old? Does his mother know he is posting to her account after bedtime?

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Darth Trad's avatar

Not enough CAPITALS and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for you? You must be a fan of the great author of the work 'The Art of the Deal':

'You can’t con people, at least not for long'

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Darth Trad's avatar

“It’s not how many hours you put in, it’s what you get done while you’re working.”

Trump spent 305 days of his 'administration' playing golf. And he was so lazy, that Kelly had to invent a term 'Executive Time' to just fill in the diary.

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I have been studying a legal transcription class and I decided to try and properly transcribe TFG's tweet. I know he wrote it, but if he were speaking and being recorded, and it needed to be transcribed verbatim, how would one do that? This was the best that I came up with:

"What are the chances that crooked Joe Biden, the worst President in the history of the US -- whose presidency was unconstitutionally stolen from him by Kamabla [sic], Barack [sic] Hussein Obama, crazy Nancy Pelosi, shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin' [sic] Chuck Schumer, and others on the lunatic Left -- crashes the Democrat [sic] National Convention and tries to take back the nomination; beginning with challenging me to another debate? He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the US presidency -- a coup -- to the people in the world he most hates, and he wants it back now."

There are no exclamation points allowed in legal transcription, no matter how loudly the person being transcribed is screaming.

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kmblue187's avatar

Trump sounded even more deranged than usual. I love empty seats.

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Where is he bloviating?

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🦡 🍄 🐍's avatar

Assmouth JUST CAN’T FATHOM the concept of anyone doing anything which isn’t for their own benefit. It just blows his tiny, tiny mind.

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Zen Gali's avatar

What are the chances? LOL. Zero, crazy-person.

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Michael's avatar

What is the opposite it giant loser?

Answer: Porcupine enema. On your furniture.

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I bet there was so much ketchup on the walls of whichever trash palace that felon was stinking up yesterday.

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Boscoe's avatar

LOL Look at Donald trying so desperately to manifest the reality he wants. Sorry, The Secret ain't gonna work.

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Michael's avatar

Do you want to know a secret?

Do you promise not to tell?

Beatles.

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Staramour's avatar

Big night in the comments. It's like we're energized and having some fun again!

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Michael's avatar

Fun can be fun. Almost forgot how, AND why

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Not a big fan of the term 'body count' to refer to the number of partners in the sexytimes, but have been wondering what Jadey's 'couch count' is up to.

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Michael's avatar

He was just looking.

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V4Virginia's avatar

The three medalists in Women's Skateboarding (this is a thing?) are 14, 15, and 16.

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HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

That's when I did my best skateboarding.

(Not that I'm comparing myself to anyone skating in the Olympics. I'm Tony Hawk's age so he hadn't invented all the tricks yet.)

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

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V4Virginia's avatar

Oi oi oi!

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Arisa is going to be huge! A few months ago she landed a 900 (the first female to do so) and Tony Hawk chimed in

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7lB6MwN-F_/

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V4Virginia's avatar

I know nothing about it as a sport, but it's really fun to watch. With safety equipment, or all I can think of is "your head your head your head!" :)

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

After the age of 22 human beings can no longer achieve maximum sickness. There are, of course exceptions, such as powerful skating mutant Tiny Hawke.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just saw that report on Morning Joe. I didn't know that skateboarding was an Olympic event either.

I'm just tickled shitless that it is.

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AppleScruff's avatar

Breakdancing is a sport this year!

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

When oh when will our couch fucking collogues across the isle be granted the inalienable right to pump and dump???

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AppleScruff's avatar

Did y'all see the moment yesterday where Vance was with a group of people in front of a giant sign that said KAMALA CHAOS but when they all stood in front of it, the "CHAOS" part was covered up lol.

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Beautiful Soup's avatar

IATSE took the opportunity to say "Here's why you should hire union stagehands and stage designers"

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

This is what happens when no one checks anything.

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Michael's avatar

Vetted? Really? By Uday & Kusay?

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Must have been the same print shop that made the (kamala harris) YOU'RE FIRED signs behind Vance the other day.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

I used to think they did this on purpose... it is on purpose is it not???

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Michael's avatar

On a porpoise.

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It's what Jen do's avatar

The nice prosecutor lady is totes an agent for Chaos, unlike the ones who pride themselves on "shaking things up" and "firing everyone we do not like"

*head scratch*

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tek's avatar

The best graphic artists! The best stage blocking!

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AppleScruff's avatar

LOL. Like, they are running low on funds and THIS is what they spend their money on?

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JustPixelz's avatar

I'm leaving for NYC soon to see "Suffs", a musical about suffragettes fighting for the right to vote. It meets my criteria for watching: A) Not based on a movie; B) Not a revival; C) Not a jukebox show. A combination that is astonishingly rare on Broadway these days.

Perhaps coincidentally, it's a showbiz reminder that women had to fight to have a voice in political life. A voice I hope they'll put to good use in November (and forever).

While in NYC, I will also buy a slice and eat it without a fork. Also get some croissants at Zara's.

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Kyle Sparks's avatar

While I agree, I would prefer to see original musicals, I will contend that there's nothing inherently wrong with jukebox musicals. We saw "Rock of Ages" on our honeymoon 15 years ago, and had a blast. Did it need to exist? No, not really. It didn't have anything particularly new, exciting, or interesting to say. But it was fun. And in that moment, fun was all we really wanted.

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Michael's avatar

That's WORTH a selfie.

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

Saw HadesTown in early June. Also meets your criteria. Excellent show. Highly recommend

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JustPixelz's avatar

Thank you! I noticed it is also a possibility. TWO shows I can see. The abundance of the free market is astonishing.

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Hobbes17's avatar

Totally agree. Saw it in London 5 years ago. Amazing emotional production.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

2:49 AM in the morning. I was asleep. Woke up, found Alice curl up next to my pillow, rolled over, and Reached out to where she had been laying, and she was gone. Assumed that she had gone off to find another place to sleep.

Wrong. She was mousie hunting. It took her a while, but she came back with a slightly damp, stuffed mouse, and set it down so that I could throw it for her. It is now 2:52 AM in the morning, and I am playing fetch. With a cat.

At least she has absorbed the prime directive around here which is, do not wake me up. And since she did that, it is only fair that I throw her mouse for her.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

It could be worse. One of my family’s cats once brought a live baby rabbit into the house at 2 am. A late night snack, we assumed. We had a merry time trying to catch the thing and get it back outside.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

She's perfect

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

And now I am taking a break from giving her oxygen shots. I think her meds are kicking in, because she’s not panting, but I was curious about whether she would still want the canned air.

She most certainly does. She buries her face in it almost to her ears, and reaches a paw around and flails it like she’s trying to push the release lever. It feels a bit imprudent to use it when she’s not in crisis, but I can order more, and I want to know that she thinks of this as a good thing. Which, clearly, she does.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Sounds like a good plan to manage future behavior, good idea

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Cat the Ripper does that all of the time. He is the fetchingest cat I have ever had.

It is SO adorable when they play that game with us.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Author on mojo sez Harris/Walz campaign is trolling Burnt Pancake on Twoof Soshul about ''crowd size' and such that will not cause upset at all, nossir.

Dems is learnin'.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Even with top-shelf (in the clearance aisle) draw of stars like Kid Rock, and ... um ... Kid Rock, Defective Don fails like a dog at crowds.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Pretty soon they'll both come on TV and show a photo of Trump and Vance, and just laugh their asses off. No words required. Then do some serious policy talk, then show that photo again...

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AppleScruff's avatar

This is what happens when Dems stop being polite, and start being real :)

Seriously, though. I said this yesterday, but I am so glad we finally have people on our team who aren't afraid to GO THERE. We were "civil" for far too long.

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It's what Jen do's avatar

Objection!

We're still being civil about it. Not once did any national Dem talk about Melania's nude photo shoots or How Donnie's illegal immigrant mom makes him an anchor baby.

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It's what Jen do's avatar

I wonder if they hired Fetterman's social media people.

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Paulomatic's avatar

No.

We need to remember that Democrats have been winning and out-performing the pundits since 2018.

We were winning before Joe withdrew, we are winning by a slightly bigger margin now.

Don't believe in a magical turnaround because we dumped Joe. That's a Republican talking point.

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

I have been wondering the same thing. Those young women were mean af to dr Oz and I loved it.

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V4Virginia's avatar

This is the way.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, you don't need to get into a slap fight with Lord Dampnut - all you need to do is poke him with a stick and he'll snap.

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