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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Tosca's avatar

MAGAs are *complaining* that they're absent from disaster zones? At this point, they SHOULD be. Everyone has far more important things to worry about than organising a Presidential visit, like rescuing fucking survivors. Maybe come to at least a provisional death count, before tossing the newly homeless out of hotels to make room for security enterages.

These fucking people.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Search and rescue hasn't been called off. Maga plumbing new depths.

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mvario's avatar

🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🤾

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Lionel Hutz's avatar

The problem is, if President Biden was the actual president of the United States and not put in his position by the deep state, he could have whipped out the sacred Presidential Sharpie and redirected the hurricane, saving millions of people.

But, as we all know, only the true god king of the United States can wield the Sharpie of Destiny.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

In an earlier post Spindale NC was mentioned. That is the source of my favorite radio station of all time. If you like Americana folk bluegrass blues check it out. It is still broadcasting and has excellent recommendations how to help western NC.

https://www.wncw.org/listen-live

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Dave's avatar

used to listen when business traveling through western NC, great station

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

You can stream it. That's what I do. I'm in NY.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I forgot to add, it's an NPR station. The only one I know that doesn't play classical music all the time.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Nobody in New Orleans will ever forget that Bush didn't visit the city for 5 days after Hurricane Katrina, and then of course he came with Michael Brown and said he was doing a "heck of a job", which Brownie definitely was NOT doing. But at least Bush didn't throw any paper towels.

Brownie is still defending himself.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/heckuva-job-brownie-get-o_b_970383

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avidlurker's avatar

I remember reading about his speaking from some platform, which was all lit up for the occasion. The crowd was happy that power was being restored. Then he finished up his speech and left, and the lights went back out.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

He was in Jackson Square in the French Quarter, named after President Andrew Jackson, with a statue of Jackson on a horse. The French Quarter was the only part of central New Orleans that did not flood. People had been without power or water or food in the Convention Center and the Superdome for FIVE DAYS, and 2000 people across the Gulf were dead, but he just showed up, got his photo shoot, and left.

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RRJKR's avatar

Wouldn't surprise me if Stephen Miller and the rest of the full on fascist crew aren't contemplating "25ing" Trump early into his term. if anything could possibly be worse than a President Trump, it would be a President Vance.;

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I wish that would get out among the MAGA morons. Could we have some of our people start pushing that narrative so it gets into their tiny little heads? Peter Thiel's shine boy isn't any more popular with them than he is with everyone else.

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Mystery Poster's avatar

I keep seeing these billboards for trump that say "Take America Back". They left off ... 200 years.

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

I see that along with "Save America Again" which is rich considering the absolute mismanagement of COVID. But the ones who lived will just blame their librul commie governors I guess

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RRJKR's avatar

When men were men and sheep were scared!

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Formerly disgruntled in Oregon's avatar

We’re not going back!

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RRJKR's avatar

"Make America Great Again!" Deport Trump and his cultists.

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RRJKR's avatar

If you listen to GOP campaign ads, all they do is talk about what a horrible place the USA is. Fuck those aholes, I think it's a great p[lace. if it's so terrible, why don't they all move to Russia?

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RRJKR's avatar

Walking down the sidewalk this morning I noticed a MAGA hat atop a little pile of ash Yep, space lasers!

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

OK, who was that last fucking choad who apparently has never heard of "telephone"

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EyeQueue's avatar

What did Biden say when he peeked his head back in the door? I didn't catch it.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

"I was in command, haven't you ever heard of the telephone?" lol Snarky Joe is the best Joe.

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EyeQueue's avatar

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RRJKR's avatar

Of late, I find myself wasting a lot of time researching statistics on lots of things. All it's done has led me to the conclusion that things are not all that bad, actually pretty good, the country is not on "the wrong track", cities are not smoldering ruins controlled by heavily armed bands of ANTIFA commandos, and the World is not a bleak hopeless landscape that can only be saved by Trump.. Have I missed something? Well, the number of gun deaths in the USA could use a little work

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

His fans want the chaos is what I make of it.

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42tontom's avatar

Tell that to the salted wasteland that used to be Portland!

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paxpax's avatar

Well knock me over with a feather - The Failing New York Times is endorsing KAMALA

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

but we'll still keep Maggie on the payroll.

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Doug Langley's avatar

"She's been a total failure, but yeah give her a whirl . . ."

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They must be worried about subscribers

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josephebacon's avatar

While the front page will continue to kiss Trump's ass and snort on his farts.

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SethTriggs's avatar

They're going to be able to lie because they have a captive rightwing media human centipede. So get ready for people insisting that Biden didn't help at all.

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mouthy fishwife's avatar

I have twitter for work and my feed has been nothing but "America is shitting on and abandoning the south and instead sending money and national guard to Ukraine, Israel, etc" for days.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Well, if they think it'd help sending the National Guard to the Southlands... hey, maybe it'd be an opportunity to finish Reconstruction!

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SethTriggs's avatar

Absolutely perfect propaganda. And coupled with a right wing media human centipede, we have a lot of headwinds this November.

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EyeQueue's avatar

The chuds on Breitbart are howling that Biden is withholding aid b/c they are red states. I can't roll my eyes hard enough.

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josephebacon's avatar

Which is why Speaker Jesusbot DELIBERATELY withheld additional funding for FEMA in the stopgap. Already Republicans are blaming Kamala for that!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Don’t they want to get rid of NOAA and FEMA anyway?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Those loathesome, slimy toads.

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josephebacon's avatar

As Phony Joni Ernst has repeatedly said--"The churches will take care of the truly needy!"

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

That'd be a nice change.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Fucking bread bags weirdo.

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EyeQueue's avatar

The "deserving" needy.

Fuck her.

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satch's avatar

Yes, and return disaster relief to the individual states.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Which will be a disaster.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

They're going to have to weave some creative falsehoods to tie up people in a lie like that.

It will be interesting to see who hopelessly entangle themselves in their own duplicitous knots.

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RRJKR's avatar

The "faithful" never notice the lies

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Resource NW's avatar

Dear Mr. Kirk,

The Island of Bermuda has declared you personna non grata and advises you just head back out to sea. Sorry Charlie.

Signed- ALL of Bermuda.

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josephebacon's avatar

Catch the National Hurricane Center webpage now before Project 2025 shuts it down!

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maureenc's avatar

(tapes "Kirk is a jerk" sign onto hurricane)

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Scott Goode's avatar

OTOT: anyone else get forced to upgrade to the new Weather Channel app and hate it as much as I do? I am all for change if it for the better but it's the weather, it doesn't need to be all purdy. I can't even see how much rain we are getting today. I mean sure, they were rarely accurate but I still wanted an idea. I think I am paying $4.99 a month for "Premium", too.

I am now going outside to wave my fist at the clouds like the old man that I am.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Might end up staying in the ocean?

(I hope)

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The Wanderer's avatar

NOAA seems to think so, yes.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I know, right?

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Oh SHIT.

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The Wanderer's avatar

According to the track, it won't pose a threat to the United States. A more concerning spot is the so-called Central American Gyre.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I'm pretty concerned to learn that there is a Central American Gyre, and that multiple Central American gyres can exist in a season.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Under pressure in an entirely different context.

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

When it gets to the Gyre, might it gimble in the wabe?

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

That's jabberwocky.

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

You watch your mouth!

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The Wanderer's avatar

One hopes.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

All that poor trash.

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PrimerGray's avatar

Is that the G spot of Central America?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yes! Enough circular motion down there, and it squirts out a tropical cyclone.

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ᴄᴏɢꜱᴡᴇʟʟ's avatar

Mr. Sulu, ready phasers and photon torpedoes.

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