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The phrase 'broken baby bones' just makes me sad.

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Why does her hair look like a dead animal pelt? Anyway, toddlers with guns shoot Mommies when they don't hand over the candy, just saying.

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I wouldn't think a governor, who presumably has a hard job that requires time, patience, and relationship-building, would have time get that much work done. Maybe she's doing virtual meetings while in the aesthetician's chair. That's probably it.

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"WHY ARE YOU SETTING FIRE TO MY FOOD!?!?!"

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USing red wine to rehydrate has never backfired even once in the history of history :D

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For any bad kid with a gun there should be a good kid with a gun!

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Sarah Palin already took Twig and Uncle Stump was the Black Walnut of the family.

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"This'll own the libs."

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I forget whether it was Dear Abby or Ann Landers who wrote -- after 50 years of reading America's complaints -- that for the American man the ideal woman has the IQ of a houseplant, Ecce femina!

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It was the picture windows.

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We were allowed to roam as far as we could, and I had memories of going for hours as a 9-year-old, but years later when I returned to that neighborhood, I discovered that I had never been more than about a quarter-mile from my house.

Still, I managed to get shot at.

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Tne very first crime I covered in what turned out to be a 48-year career in newspapers involved a 13-year-old. His father was chasing his mother around the house, so the kid got out the family shotgun, waited behind the door and gave Daddy both barrels in the back.

When I asked the sheriff if there would be charges, he said, "Hell, no, I'da done the same thing."

We romanticize our past but I have cippings to show it was pretty bad.

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This Sarah Palin is worse than the last one.

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Me, too. I have read many, many histories of the holocaust but find Maus hard going.

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Prom picture with infantry rifles, all in camo.

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