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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I went to Kari Lake for a week as a boy. Hated it. It rained most of the week, and, when it wasn't raining, we had hot and cold running poison ivy.

Would not recommend.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Lake looks like she was created by AI.

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NABear's avatar

For anyone who doesn't know, she's married to her former camera man and thinks this look helps her. In person she looks more like just about every white woman in Phoenix over 45 who doesn't wear enough sunscreen, but apparently looking human isn't her goal.

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It's what Jen do's avatar

“powerfully charismatic,” but her “abrasive” style turned people off.

Sooooo...add charismatic to the pile of words Republicans do not seem to understand? I mean.

She is totes charismatic! She just turns people off!

Though, really, the best is when he says well, people judge women differently and she goes BULLSHIT WOKE

Is that the charisma, or the abrasive style, do ya think?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

The AI is reading the Internet and learning and growing and voting and scheming and some day when it is done, Kari Lake will be the Emperor of the Universe and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ming the Merciless will have something to say about this.

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🦡 🍄 🐍's avatar

“One would think Lake might have noticed at some point that Trump’s act only works up to a point. Certainly losing the multiple legal challenges she was still mounting six months after she lost the 2022 gubernatorial election might have clued her in to the likelihood that being a Donald Trump clone was not a winning strategy.”

TBF, that strategy is working just as well for her as it has for him! So much winning!!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I've seen that face on the new Three Ply Charmin packages!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Arizona's Village Idiot is a woman.

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OG Blockhead's avatar

Pretty sure Kari Lake is AI

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Awfully Ignorant?

Artificially Indignant?

Asshole Incroyable?

Annoyingly Insufferable?

Apishly Impudent?

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Scott Wall's avatar

Is AI magic better than Cyber-Ninja magic?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Loon Lake has fucked around, time for her to find out.

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Graham Harris's avatar

SOMEone hasn't done a Peggy Noonan piece in a hot minute.......

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Hello Marion's avatar

I will admit to being grudgingly pleased with her team's graphic design skills. The fonts and colors work SO NICELY despite her being an utter picked-through pile of javelina puke.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Like Kari Lake, I do my own Arizona polls. Here: "powerfully charismatic" - "abrasive" = LOSER.

MAGA loser for those of you in the back.

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David N. Brown's avatar

What Kari Lake proved is that the "Big Lie" doesn't scale down. Drumpf's election negationism was never about believing that your own neighbors really supported him but had their votes switched or cancelled out by hordes of voting illegal immigrants. It was about making the cheaters on the other side a conveniently distant "other" somewhere else. Here in AZ, everyone knew what people thought of Kari Lake, and nobody really doubted that a whole lot of people didn't want her anywhere near public office.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Why does she need Artificial Intelligence when she has so much Genuine Stupidity?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Whenever I see one of those Vaseline-lens pictures of Kari Lake, I see Anita Bryant with a glass of orange juice.

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AIB's avatar

It’s weird: Kari, like Anita, has a combination of features that might be called attractive, but all I see anymore is the ugliness inside.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

At Least she’s not showing off her armpits as much anymore

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