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Mark Linimon's avatar

Much love for Mr. Dolphy.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

If "I feel threatened" was really a valid excuse, there would be one hell of a lot of dead BMW drivers in Austin. /s

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Mark Linimon's avatar

And a very threatening skin color.

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In Crom We Trust's avatar

No such charge under MO law.

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In Crom We Trust's avatar

Google The Valachi Papers.

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Marioninnyc's avatar

Ralph is a lucky young man. The 20 year old woman killed in upstate NY in similar circumstances was white, blonde, and less lucky. I blame the fear-mongering Faux news crowd, and the PAB for stoking fear of "carnage" in their marks. They are the carnage.

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Regret's avatar

That's because he was mind-controlled by the Jewish Space Lasers!!!!!

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Regret's avatar

That's the Swiss approach, I think. Or, you know, basic decency and common sense.

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Regret's avatar

Because by and large only people who know me knock on my door.

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Regret's avatar

Well now we know why the skinny chick crossed the road. Not the answer I expected, but there you go.

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Regret's avatar

Post pictures.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

This seems to be trending as "Valachi Poopers."

VP is a fascinating read, btw.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Nope. Burn-bag it, we're done.

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Jim's avatar

*Stand your ground* law . Mind, at Council Meetings - NO GUNS ALLOWED .

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revenant's avatar

That drooping left eyelid looks a lot like evidence of a stroke, probably induced by Fox propaganda. You have to keep a lot of people at a slow boil of fear and rage to make Republicans appear reasonable; and if a few of their viewers commit murder or their ancient arteries assplode, that is a risk the Murdochs are willing to take.

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Tsotate's avatar

Upping the charge to murder would require Yarl to die, so I'm pretty glad it's not murder.

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