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Runfastandwin's avatar

Do not sit

on The Porcupine

he'll stick you good

on your behind

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

donut besmirch the birch, Flashy!

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Love the porcupine. I have one - a plushie puppet. The plushies are a collection, not an obsession. I'm afraid he doesn't have a name, though.

Today, I'm just here for the gif, so thanks!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

(With a tip of my affectionate pen towards Rod Serling)

"Imagine, if you will, that you live in an idyllic world where you have evolved a way to protect yourself so effective that no predator dares to touch you. Imagine that you can go anywhere safely and eat anything you like with no consequences. Imagine yourself happy, safe and blissful. Imagine that someone has cut down a tree and left it in your path. Finally imagine that your blissful eating has rendered you unable to get over that tree."

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Second Laws's avatar

Ah, yes, I remember well my introduction to the pommel horse in 7th grade gym class.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

We were backpacking in the Flattops in NW Colorado and we found a campsite with a resident porcupine. He wasn't too smart but he sure was fat.

Porcupines are known for eating the shoulder straps off of backpacks to eat the sweat/salt residue on them, so our challenge was to rout fatso from our camp. We gave chase with long sticks and he headed out at about 1km/hour. We chased him up a tree, but it was only about two meters high... he was just as disappointed as we were...

We eventually packed up and left with our backpacks intact and fatso up a sapling.

I dunno, they're not too fast, so he might still be there...

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Babe Paley's avatar

We're not supposed to take in wildlife for cuddling and stuff, so why did Mother Nature make so many of them so sweet?

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

'Now I KNOW I dropped my phone around here SOMEWHERE.'

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M'Hael's avatar

I was rooting for that little guy every second. Glad he made it over the tree. 🙂

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I was reflecting on what it would be like to have to crawl over chest-high obstacles every day on my way to the kitchen or the bathroom.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Get a higher chest!*

*For you at the low, low price of free!

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Whale Chowder's avatar

For women of a certain age, a higher chest is not so easy.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Use your coffee cup

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I would have named him Pokey.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Ah ha! The porcupine! The equivalent of JD’s Porsche but with the prick on the outside.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

The difference between cowboy boots and regular boots?

Regular boots have the shit on the outside.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Pair of boots with a hat on ‘em? A Texan with the shit knocked out of ‘im.

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Internet Personae's avatar

I left another little prick in your chat -

https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/18169803-2d1e-4c7b-b481-40bc4a16af7a?utm_source=share

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Mrs Mild spent her college summers working for the US Forest Service at one of the lodges on the Long Trail in the Green Mountains in Vermont. She'd leave her car at the end of the trail and hike up to the lodge. Once she got back to the car she'd find out the hard way that some porcupine would chew her brake lines. They were probably after the salt on the lines.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Is he eatin' those mushrooms?...

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

She’s climbin’! Eventually.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Ah, the Forbidden Fur!

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(((Sedagive in Gehenna)))'s avatar

Teddy Bear eating a pumpkin is one of my favorite Autumnal traditions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dnB3IapeAA

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Zap's avatar

He’s really vocal. Cute!

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IMPOed's avatar

Thanks for that! ;>D

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Adorbs!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

You cannot help but fall in love with him.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I love that guy!

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