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For a guy with so little brain matter, why is Comer's head so fucking huge?

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"They done dooded somethin' in thet there visit. An' I knows alla bout doo doo!"

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Did Gomer investigate why Trump had a closed door, no record of his meeting with Putin. Or the seven Republicans who sought an audience with Putin on of all things insulting to Americans, July 4, 2018? Were they just devotees or agents for Trump's business deals?

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In more pertinent news, James Comer finally admitted his head and face are oddly shaped, and boxlike. He then poured β€œhunny I done sell myself” over his head, which he promised would soften the boxy corners. He then picked up a banjo and sang a song about β€œHunter’s penis ain’t allowed to vote in Pennsylvania!” to a puzzled audience consisting mainly of his staffers.

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These treason-monkeys. Ugh.

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PAB is just mad because he's the one running around doing a shadow government trying to negotiate with all the other world leaders/dictators (hello logan act!), which he thinks makes him look big and impressive and would help him be elected.

Projection is always set to on with narcissists remember.

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That’s why cheaters and liars are hopelessly insecure, jealous and suspicious of everyone: projection. Anyone in a relationship with someone like that, who texts you every hour or more and demands to know where you are and who you are with, please be careful. Those people are often deeply insecure and needy, or worse.

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"YOU SYPHILITIC LIVESTOCK."

This is a beautiful insult, very well crafted.

I'm so proud to share this style of cursing with you!

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I wish President Zelenskyy had met with Failure 45 and told him he was negotiating to use the Jewish Space Laser. Also too, President Zelenskyy should just telephone Putin and skip the middle man.

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Maybe Putin can come to visit and Trump can pal around with him

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With a memo from the Hague to the DoJ while he's en route.

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Evan, you always have such a genteel, quiet and discreet way of describing those with whom we may disagree politically. And I for one just want you to know it is appreciated.

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Hee Haw libelz also SYPHILITIC LIVESTOCK libelz.

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Which horseman of the apocalypse was 100k watches?

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I trust the OrangenfΓΌhrer meant "aspersions"? Quelle poubelle.

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nah, he meant asparagus

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He's surrounded by ass persons.

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Pathetic fuckery. I noticed they didn't complain when Zelensky congratulated Trump on securing the GOP nomination or when Zelensky visited Utah and thanked the Utah governor and the fund supplying aid to Ukraine.

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Ta, Evan. Truth.

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America needs a Marcus Garvey like movement for Republicans, encouraging them emigrate back to "The Motherland" Russia.

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You want a thin veneer of democracy in a mobbed up country where the law is a cudgel and a bunch of mobsters run the show? Vote republican! (or emigrate to Russia)

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