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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Just having her text-to-speech function updated, and her boob-mounted machine guns reloaded.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

You know she fucked Ailes.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I am pretty sick of the pandering to the populace that somehow being bilingual is "elite" (Bilingual Spanish means you are an illegal, no matter who you are.) The good corn fed 'murricans should only speak English. The founding fathers only spoke English* and what was good enough for them is good enough for Patriots.

*We all know that isn't true - between them they spoke English + at least one other language: French, German, and I can't remember who but they learned some Arabic. probably Jefferson. Then there is the fact that most read Latin and classical Greek. Talk about "elites"

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kareemachan's avatar

I was amazed that in Japanese grocery stores, the produce is all nicely wrapped in cellophane (or whatever) as it sits on the shelf, ready to be bought. Carrots. Wrapped separately. Mind boggled.

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chicken thief's avatar

She taking on the color of her blouse in that third pic? SHE'S A CHAMELEON!11!!

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kareemachan's avatar

Only if you can see beyond the ugly outer layer. I can't.

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chicken thief's avatar

In my various trips overseas it seemed if you made any attempt what-so-ever at speaking the local language, the local people really appreciated it. I learned "hello" and a few other words in each country I've visited and was able to communicate, for the most part, from there.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Don't get distracted by them when you're in the Matrix?

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Iam Reading's avatar

Can't cnn and Fox just merge and get it over with? Fuck both of those crap infotainment networks

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hendenburg2's avatar

Or Mayor Quimby

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hendenburg2's avatar

reminds me of my favorite moment in 5 years of Spanish classes -

The teacher called out one student for using an internet translator for a paper. He denied it, but then he had to shut up after she pointed out that it was in German, not Spanish.

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Shibusa's avatar

I remember ($75) cantaloupes on display in beautiful boxes in department stores too!

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hendenburg2's avatar

Ever notice how the right only lists female media personalities by attractiveness?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Vete al infierno, Scottie, y su pequeño perro también

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Blerg's avatar

Because none of their men are attractive? And the only way to get women to sign up for being conservative is to find ones dumb enough to think being complemented for being hot is a laudable aspiration? I don't know, just asking the question

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Blerg's avatar

Was that Spanish or Spanglish? I could never tell

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