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SullivanSt's avatar

Battle-axe.

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Not to mention, the several millions he earned from his private-sector book publisher.

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Err, turkey baster.

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Haley Barbour? How about the full Michael Richards? You know he has it in him!

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chascates's avatar

He has little bitty eyes like Limbaugh so he's bound to be a freak.

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bobbert's avatar

Great clip, even if it did remind me that Big Man is gone and fucking John Sununu is still around.

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PubOption's avatar

That sounds about right.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Obama had bootstraps, they'd be in the Smithsonian by now.*

Any white dude with exactly the same story would be beatified by the teabaggers as a fucking Horatio Alger hero. (If, that is, he somehow turned out conservative.) What makes it a totally un-American story is that a black (and moderately liberal) guy did it.

*And teabagging racists would be bitching about it on the conservatard blogs, and howling for cuts to the Smithsonian's funding.

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But he <em>is</em> a real airhead.

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<blockquote>Mitt can't pull one foot off a gum-wrapper without getting the other into a pile of dog crap.</blockquote>

Even though his teeth were already so perfectly positioned...

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When the whites tried to smoke weed, our guy was so concerned about their welfare he intercepted it.

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All of them, Katie.

Also, his boss is a craven fucking liar.

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Lincoln?

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They've immunized him? Ah, so <em>that</em>'s why they're convinced he's retаrded.

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It's only acceptable when it's a lie, you see.

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Mahousu's avatar

There's a typo in the Fox News chyron - it should read "<i>Senile</i> Advisor to Romney Campaign."

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