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Spurning Beer's avatar

...and produce a foul discharge?

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...or the law firm.

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botox retards? Bozo retards? Bocephus retards? Boeing retards? Boehner retards? bonus retards?

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They would be delicious. And don't call him Shirley.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Or a couple more babies.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Put me in that 20%. The other 80% have no sense of humor.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And the way she drills for the oil in the pepperoni.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

29 percent of you drinks way too much.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Th' rayn in Spayn keeps fallin' on th' playn, you betcha!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'll take the soul.

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chascates's avatar

She's diluting daughter Bristol's brand as well. She can always be the token goy in the Likud party I guess.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

They're saving her for 2016.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe she too much of the intellectual type for this crop of candidates.

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Mahousu's avatar

Perhaps we could export her to China. They've had a long history of obnoxious women in government, from Empress Dowager Lü to Madame Mao, so they should be used to her type. She could be Precious Concubine Sarah (贵妃莎拉) or something like that.

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