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We are not sending them our best. Good.

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Well, Wilmer, now you can add traitor to the list of your fine character traits. Fat Man: Mighty funny, eh Wilmer? Wilmer: Mighty funny. Sorry, couldn't resist.

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"Volunteered" hahaha yeah right.

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I hope this pedo has the pleasure of getting in front of the action and getting captured. Let's see how this plays out.

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So he joined the enemy. Typical.

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Where have I heard the name "Wilmer" before? Oh yes, The Maltese Falcon character Wilmer Cook, the ineffectual gunman that Sidney Greenstreet employed and then betrayed, needing a fall guy. Wilmer was played by Elisha Cook, Jr., a character actor whose career, as far as I remember it, consisted of roles as wanne-be tough guys, all attitude and nothing behind it.

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Yeah, that shitbird's never coming back. And good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Clearly, a good choice. His other option was the priesthood.

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I'm sure his "top notch translator" will forget to translate "go to the front and don't stop" to "we are transferring you to a much nicer position".

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::Church Lady Voice:: Weeeell isn't than just Speeciaal ...:P:Smirk

\For. Fuck's.|. Sake.

Bleurgh, Also too, GAG.

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Meant to add, that with a name like "Feenstra", the previous 'emigre' idjits might want to re-think their destination choice.

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bummer. i hope nothing gets too weird in the donbas.

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If he survives the war, he'll figure he's home free with his citizenship and go about his business.

I wonder how the Russians handle non-oligarch pedos?

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I will never, ever understand why so many people cheerfully set fire to their lives for sex.

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Well, past the age of sixteen or so, when one doesn't have a goddamn bit of sense anyway.

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16?! I continued to set fire to my life for sex until, well, when is immaterial. But in my defense everybody knows the male brain doesn't mature until [checking my birth certificate] 62, and never has a goddamn bit of sense *ever* anyway.

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Speak for yerself, Bosco—I'm female, 62 (I think—oh, wait, not until November), and still have the maturity of a 12-year-old boy.

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I'm not 62 until next month. I figured I better give myself some breathing room, just in case. 😊

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"and 150,000 every two months [$1600 USD]” for joining the Russian military, and he’s going to need it."

I hope that he does not need to pay it for long.

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Hope the Ukrainians have a huge bounty on his capture. Or y'know, something else, with votes

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Capture would be better. They can ship him back to the U. S.

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I hope he enjoys Ukrainian hospitality soon.

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Damn, should have read downthread first

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