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Alan Smith's avatar

This is the wildest shit I think I’ve read in, well, I’d like to say years, but with current events being what they are….its still some wild shit though

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Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

Ok but whatM Marge birthed something?! Gross.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I don't think Luna has reached Woman In Total Control of Herself (W.I.T.C.H.) status yet. And has no one in support of her bill mentioned that Marg Traitor Green voted for a week by proxy, and talked about Green's hypocrisy into a microphone?

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

She and JD should get together, they are both identity fluid.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

MTG’s mad, yeah, and angry too, because to take advantage of the proposed proxy vote she’d have to get sperm from a male of her species, and they’re gone, a product of self-imposed extinction. Do you blame them?

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Caitlin Hecsh's avatar

Anna Paulina Luna sounds like a great name for a chihuahua.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

The Paulina ruins the meter. Paula would have worked better

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Iammymom's avatar

New rule for moron reporters: don’t ask a question you don’t know the answer to they just let her spew her lies instead of being armed, with the knowledge that she had proxy voted for a whole fucking week while getting her divorce in another country

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JaySo's avatar

What’s the name on JD’s birth certificate?

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LOU LOU's avatar

Mike and Marge are flying monkeys for Trump who has evil baby fits when he's thwarted in his control for power over everyone. The message of the monkeys is better comply or we will come after you. I've dealt with a few of these monkeys and although it's gross to be in their presence, they are not scary so follow conscience rather than comply.

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biff murphy's avatar

You gotta be there!

It's a republican rule!

Byron Donalds was in California last month on the Bill Mahar Show, and while there his vote was taken and recorded in the chamber.

I haven't heard a word about it since it was announced.

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marydn's avatar

I looked at the video of MTG's ex yelling at a couple of Middle Eastern women in a parking garage who were praying. And besides telling them to go back to their country, he also said they were worshipping a false god. Damn, the ignorance burns with this one. Hey dude, Islam is one of the three Abrahamic religions, which includes Christianity and Judaism. They are called that because they all worship the god of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. So by calling their god a false god. you are calling your god a false god. SMH.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

"No I'm don't, because they're brown."

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Thanks for the Luna-tick background. These fpotus ding-a-longs have some complicated, fabricated, histories. Interesting to see if she decides to flip back when the tide turns against Republicans.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I get the impression Mike Johnson had an exceptionally traumatic high school experience.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Mike Johnson is the kid who was so clueless the bullies left him alone bc it was pointless.

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Marla's avatar

They stuffed him in a locker, but he liked it.

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babaganusz's avatar

"What will be next? Witchcraft? Destroying capitalism? Lesbianism? Stay tuned!"

Oh I'm GLUED to you now...

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ShrillKitty's avatar

So, if I have this right, the punishment is ... a couple days of Republicans NOT voting to fuck the country in its unlubed bung?

Gee ... doan throw mi in dat brer patch now

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PuraVida's avatar

Gives us more time to get our Hands Off! signs ready.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie.

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