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Little hamster dancing shoes!

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"Hamsters is nice."

- Kaylee Frye

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Is that Hammy?

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Lemmiwinks!

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"Sorry, I'm dressing the hamster" make's a great excuse for avoiding someone you don't want to see.

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Only the cool ones.

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Mrs. Fancy Hamster, who does your nails? They are divine!

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you can't beet how cute that little bugger is.....

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I want those slides the cute hamster is wearing, even though my feet are far too big to wear them. Maybe my pinky toe?

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What bathroom does it use?! Ha! Trick question, Hamsters shit and piss wherever they want no matter how they dress!

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As cute as that is, I detest people who treat helpless animals as playthings to dress up and humiliate. That's what children are for.

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Our Maine Coon Cat would get very offended when we’d put a little dot of whipped cream on his nose.

Boop!

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Assuming it's feeling "humiliation" might be anthropomorphizing a hamster. I can imagine it's probably feeling mild discomfort (which it will endure for treats), but a critter with a brain that small likely doesn't' experience complex emotional responses. For an example see the entire Republican party, incapable of feeling shame.

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Very cute. Maybe 350 millichans on the Kawaii Meter.

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...and I thought Instagram was totally useless...

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That gif cracked me up and I am now ded.

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Okay, that's just adorbs.

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When I think of The Great Replacement, I see the cockroach replacing H. sap. after they finish debating the issues with live ammo.

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And here I thought it was dot dot circle dot.

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“Torsten” lol

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"Industry" smh

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I'm waiting on the massive stroke that will surely remove the asshole from our lives...

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Why does Pete Hegseth feel the need to bring his wife to “meetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed”?

They tattoo the important information on her back so he can remember it later when he's sober.

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Bad link on the WSJ hegshit story

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"France is also now preparing to fund scientists fleeing the Trump administration."

Wouldn't be the first time some country benefitted from a bunch of scientists escaping the Nazis...

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~~~Trump insists he’s “not joking” about running for a third term, and that there’s “methods for doing so.” Nobody said they were legal methods.

"Constitution, Shmonstitution."

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What a bunch of assholes.

You may quote me.

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It is incredibly delusional to think that another country is going to embrace the MAGA movement OR ELSE. GQP sticking their noses in your personal and professional affairs yet again. But please, do tell us again about how you want to get rid of government interference.

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I just don't get WHY anyone wants to be such an asshole/dick tater. I mean, what's the end game? Just stay in power?

I guess I have to be a sociopath to grok the whole thing?

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Revenge. You felt like (and are) an outsider and you're settling the score.

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meanwhile destroying any "inside" that you deep down wanted to be part of.

I think it's more than just feeling like an outsider, but really a knowledge that all your achievement is built on totally horrific exploitation of others, and to really face up to that, you'd have an ego implosion, total breakdown.

This mother fucker (pick one) is having that breakdown anyway, just in slow motion, and lashing out at the whole world, sowing as much chaos as possible.

Drooling and rocking in a corner can't be that for off.

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Agreed. Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.

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addicted to power, addicted to... something?

Or maybe running, running, running from owning their own inadequacies.

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this. I have a whole theory why Muskrat is so "hardcore" mostly due to his guilt from being handed everything from birth. I saw the same thing turn into an obsession in someone handed much less (a $20k credit card). They could not get past the "is my success mine or was it handed to me?"

JFC get over it.

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It’s none of my business what you do. But if you exhort people at-large to stand up to fascism and then run away I’ll call you a hypocrite, too.

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I also read that Pete took his wife to meetings with senators before his confirmation, apparently to make them uncomfortable about asking him about his infideility issues.

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She was there to keep him from making time with any other woman in the room.

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Another week, another bill submitted by the GOP to get rid of financial crime laws. Feels like there's no reason to do that if you aren't planning to commit financial crimes, but what do I know?

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