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LOL, some taint-licker on the dead bird site (nah, I don't remember which, somebody reposted it to the non-fasch butterfly site) said that the Sec Shitfaced added Goldberg *intentionally* because he was doing some 11th-dimensional messaging shit to warn Europe about the US being upset with them. Sure, that makes total sense as a strategic diplomatic tactic and also gee, European leaders would be so surprised to learn this change of heart from the notoriously close-to-the-vest maladministration.

Even their ass-covering is laughable. Great job, guys.

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They're always playing 11-dimensional tiddly winks...

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this message was not necessary, and in any case it is not his place to deliver it.

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ROFL, ok then...

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well, he's nothing more than a little pissant, who wants to hear from him?

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I agree, of course. I think my response came off a bit more flippant than intended. I'm multitasking! Badly!

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Non! C'est parfait

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not at all.

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UHUH unlike all the other times that trump has said out loud that Nato is ripping america off and how Europe need to pay more.

This was the how they were going to warn Europe about the US being upset. By adding in a journalists.

Sorry having a glitch that added in a journalist.

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Vance, bless his heart, was actively insulting our European allies during the chit chat. It wasn't a warning, it was pure bile.

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Why won’t they Nazi like I tell them to! They’re mean and so unfaiiiiiiiiiiiir.

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That’s because this is indefensible and they know it. But they’re going to spin it anyway because what else can they do, admit the truth?

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I'm sure they're trembling at the sleeping giant whining about what to charge them for "saving them", as if the Houthis were the Red Army rolling across Germany. (I would say the Wehrmacht, but I have the feeling we wouldn't be fighting *them* these days.)

Also hilarious how Schitzenführer has absolutely no idea what The Atlantic is, never heard of them, but definitely knows they're bad and evil, probably because they're not renaming themselves The America or something.

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Auto-response in his syphilitic brain activated: the "failing" whatever it is, "discredited" journalist, blah blah. Even more idiotic issuing from Sec. Smegma's drunken maw

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Of course no heads will roll. Poopypantz might have to admit his DUI hires are not the best and brightest. If this is operational security for a strike on a Stone Age terrorist group, I imagine Putin will be in the Signal group for our war plans against Russia. How many clowns are in that car?

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"See, Vlad? We can plan too. Good plan, huh Vlad?"

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As usual the orange-faced clown called it a nasty publication and said they were close to bankruptcy. Pure projection. He was probably thinking about whichever hotel deal Ewick or the Cokehead had just signed.

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My dear husband tried to tell me that nonsense and I laughed and laughed at him.

Then he realized what he was saying and laughed back.

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