It is the customary habit of your authoress to commence her weekly Barack Obama fan kkkolumn with various nasty comments about you, her loyal and handsome readership.
oh the people you see @ west wing week in review the stars and the pols and the aides that you screw the Mexican president and children in hats and then dogs and republicans (wearing those spats). union disaster, barbor and jowls, butt patting prez and those governor’s howls! like a lion we enter the third month (that’s march) with our sara the queen of wonkette brand snark starch.
Ms. Benincasa, first, you put the passion back in The Passion of the Christ.
Second, your channeling of Governor Barbour was uncanny. How does a Yankee girl know such things?
And third: "Mr. Dogg, the Obama administration has employed monetary policy, and more specifically quantitative easing, as a tool to stimulate economic growth and to modulate aspects of market forces that are at odds with the need for expanded lending and job growth. If you had the opportunity to slip it to First Lady Michelle Obama, would you be more predisposed to powder your motherfucking nose or stoke the weed furnace, yo?"
if barry ever cheats on michelle i'm pretty sure michelle will cut him to the death with a can opened can lid - or blunt teaspoon - before anybody can even think of vomiting.
<i>do you call him mr. psycwench?</i> *big grin* No. I have some special names that I call him at special times, though.
I don&#039;t know how Benincasa can talk about butt touching without feeling like a big tease.
oh the people you see @ west wing week in review the stars and the pols and the aides that you screw the Mexican president and children in hats and then dogs and republicans (wearing those spats). union disaster, barbor and jowls, butt patting prez and those governor&rsquo;s howls! like a lion we enter the third month (that&rsquo;s march) with our sara the queen of wonkette brand snark starch.
This is the Snoop you&#039;re talking about?
Ms. Benincasa, first, you put the passion back in The Passion of the Christ.
Second, your channeling of Governor Barbour was uncanny. How does a Yankee girl know such things?
And third: &quot;Mr. Dogg, the Obama administration has employed monetary policy, and more specifically quantitative easing, as a tool to stimulate economic growth and to modulate aspects of market forces that are at odds with the need for expanded lending and job growth. If you had the opportunity to slip it to First Lady Michelle Obama, would you be more predisposed to powder your motherfucking nose or stoke the weed furnace, yo?&quot;
I&#039;ve drink more heavily now as a high school teacher then I ever did in college. Oh, and zannies help too.
Would you puke them in the rain? Would you puke them on a train?
The next time Mr. PsycWench embraces me and pats my butt, it will count as a role-playing sex game.
You could always ask Snoop Dogg the obvious hard questions about his love/hate relationship with the Red Baron
if barry ever cheats on michelle i&#039;m pretty sure michelle will cut him to the death with a can opened can lid - or blunt teaspoon - before anybody can even think of vomiting.
but i totally agree with sara sentiment.
We can only imagine what Strom Thurmond might have called out.
Dr. Seuss&#039; style lends itself well to the other side though:
The teabaggers surged toward Palin, their queen They like how she&#039;s purty They like how she&#039;s mean
They bitch about the price of anus burgers and cakes and how they saw someone with food stamps once buy Frosted Flakes
They don&#039;t care if the poor go hungry and shoeless they think we all agree with them My God, are they clueless