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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Kidney stone on hallucinogenics, um, no, just no.

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PsycWench's avatar

"I see the pain..it has sharp pointed teeth and a Santa cap...and it has Jim DeMint's face...now it's melting..."

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

You sheep fucking Scottish bastard, we are sick of your shit as well!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Barazzle O’Bamzle" will be someone's username before the end of the weekend. FACT.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The national Christmas tree proves that Barack is morally weak.

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PsycWench's avatar

And a birf certificate!

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>, I’ll be masturbating and crying while little demonic old people come out from beneath my bed and shriek a lot.</i> Try psilocybin mushrooms instead of peyote.

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chascates's avatar

Ah, Sweet Sara puts it all into perspective! I reached Friday thinking, well, things aren't really that bad. Her potty-mouthed truth-telling reminds me we are not merely fucked, we are really, most sincerely fucked.

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