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Crip Dyke's avatar

Weird.

I put the ingredients for pizza dough out on the counter like an hour ago, and they haven't done anything at all. Like, could you at least measure yourselves, please?

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Happy Camper's avatar

I hear you! It's like those organizers that don't do anything except collect dust!

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

And they said yeast has culture!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Sprinkle some yeast on them so they'll rise.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

To the occasion.

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tek's avatar

Did you put out Instant Yeast? that's key.

(Narrator: don't listen to him)

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Daniel's avatar

Instant yeast- putting the "rush" in "thrush".

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Babe Paley's avatar

He's really terrible today.

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Shananigan's avatar

That's not new but we love him still!

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ciaobella's avatar

Well, all the pepperoni slices disappeared.

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Villago Delenda Est ЁЯЗ║ЁЯЗж's avatar

The cats have noses.

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Babe Paley's avatar

UNGRATEFUL!

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Crip Dyke's avatar

ICWYDT!

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JustPixelz's avatar

When that happens to me, I go down the street to buy a pizza to eat while I'm waiting for the ingredients to wise up.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

That's the kind of wisdom this world needs right now.

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