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As per uze, your hed gif source: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/centrifugal-hamster
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1b833a70-5e20-48de-964a-77cfae5ef45b
You know they do that deliberately. Like kids jumping off a swing.
Pedant says: *centripetal* hamster.
like
You must be this small to ride.
I love the way s/he gets right back on!
I've had that centrifugal hamster feeling...
Centrifugal Hamster Feeling would be a good name for a college dorm room experimental prog-rock band.
Do hamsters puke?
Apparently not.
Have you tried showing it videos of the Orange One?
Why you hate hamster?
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Today, we are all hamsters.
That’s a pretty high life form for a Republican.
"And here we see the inner workings of the SubSlack Chat engine."
Maximize your Slack!
Bob agrees!
PRAISE BOB!
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/e/e9/Smilingbob.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20170208205900&path-prefix=protagonist
The hamster’s buddy is like - “Cool man, sure do it again.”
Hamster in a blender!
The best part is the very end, where it appears Ham is ready to go back for more.
Attempting and failing at suicide is addictive. Skydiving anyone? Mountain climbing? SCUBA? Homemade submarines? Wait, scratch that one.
What do you call a mink in a microwave?
.
Pop goes the weasel.
Arg
OUT! ----------->
"Give me another beer. Now hold this beer."
😂
No, it's a Monday, and I shall not play a 'Hamster Dance' video.
Fun Fact: The Hampster [sic] Dance song is a speeded-up sample from "Whistle-Stop", from Disney's Robin Hood.
https://youtu.be/0OT72M380i0
(badger, badger, badger)
Aww.. please do!
And it’s all because your hamster won’t dance
and your daddy was an elderberry
Monday creeping in
And the news out there is scary
Except for Spotts and Cally
Who just this week got married
yay spotts and cally!
HEY my niece also just got married!
Just up of a sudden? You sound sorta surprised.
Oh no, I knew about it enough to travel up there ^.^ Just was a weekend of good weddings
It’s in the air!
Aaarg! Earworm!!
It's 7 AM, and I've already completed one load of laundry. The second one's in the dryer now.
Coolest part of the day.
You and I are on very different wake/sleep cycles.
I've been up three hours already. (sighs)
Lucky. I've been up since about 4:00 am, after turning in around 1:30
No need for Monday inspirational hamsters for you!
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As per uze, your hed gif source: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/centrifugal-hamster
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1b833a70-5e20-48de-964a-77cfae5ef45b
You know they do that deliberately. Like kids jumping off a swing.
Pedant says: *centripetal* hamster.
like
You must be this small to ride.
I love the way s/he gets right back on!
I've had that centrifugal hamster feeling...
Centrifugal Hamster Feeling would be a good name for a college dorm room experimental prog-rock band.
Do hamsters puke?
Apparently not.
Have you tried showing it videos of the Orange One?
Why you hate hamster?
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Today, we are all hamsters.
That’s a pretty high life form for a Republican.
"And here we see the inner workings of the SubSlack Chat engine."
Maximize your Slack!
Bob agrees!
PRAISE BOB!
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/e/e9/Smilingbob.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20170208205900&path-prefix=protagonist
The hamster’s buddy is like - “Cool man, sure do it again.”
Hamster in a blender!
The best part is the very end, where it appears Ham is ready to go back for more.
Attempting and failing at suicide is addictive. Skydiving anyone? Mountain climbing? SCUBA? Homemade submarines? Wait, scratch that one.
What do you call a mink in a microwave?
.
.
.
Pop goes the weasel.
Arg
OUT! ----------->
"Give me another beer. Now hold this beer."
😂
No, it's a Monday, and I shall not play a 'Hamster Dance' video.
Fun Fact: The Hampster [sic] Dance song is a speeded-up sample from "Whistle-Stop", from Disney's Robin Hood.
https://youtu.be/0OT72M380i0
(badger, badger, badger)
Aww.. please do!
And it’s all because your hamster won’t dance
and your daddy was an elderberry
Monday creeping in
And the news out there is scary
Except for Spotts and Cally
Who just this week got married
yay spotts and cally!
HEY my niece also just got married!
Just up of a sudden? You sound sorta surprised.
Oh no, I knew about it enough to travel up there ^.^ Just was a weekend of good weddings
It’s in the air!
Aaarg! Earworm!!
It's 7 AM, and I've already completed one load of laundry. The second one's in the dryer now.
Coolest part of the day.
You and I are on very different wake/sleep cycles.
I've been up three hours already. (sighs)
Lucky. I've been up since about 4:00 am, after turning in around 1:30
No need for Monday inspirational hamsters for you!