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But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

NICE TIME! Scott Walker Is Sooooo Sad

Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
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Supreme Court Tells Pennsylvania GOP To Eat It, My, Isn’t That Sad

So unfair when Republicans can't draw their own districts as White Gun Jesus intended!

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

March Sure Has Been A Shit Month For Abortion Rights

Several states have passed anti-abortion laws this week, in preparation for a Supreme Court that will uphold them.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump Wants To Run FAA Like Trump Shuttle. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 26, 2018

Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!

Jill Abramson Asks If We Should Impeach Clarence Thomas, And WONKETTE ANSWERS!

Should we get rid of a 69-year-old judge and let the Republicans replace him with some 25-year-old wingnut? It's a headscratcher!

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
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Even Supreme Court’s Biggest Dicks Decline To Help Pennsylvania Mapfuckers

Let's celebrate that Super Bowl win with some nice, new electoral districts!

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

The GOP Phones A Friend: ‘Hey, Justice Alito! Wanna Help Us Steal Some More Elections?’

The GOP just wants to steal one or two more elections. IS THAT SO WRONG?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

PA Supreme Court Orders Lege To UNFUCK The Maps! NOW!

Pennsylvania is embarking on a radical experiment: FAIR ELECTORAL DISTRICTS. Oh, you crazy kids!

‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.