Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

Ronan Farrow’s Got Your Dirty Sexy Money … Hangin’

Oh, so actually Michael Cohen took in another $2 million in funnymoney? HUH.

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!

We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!

What Do Michael Avenatti, Ice Cube, And Qatar Have In Common? They Are All In THIS DUMB STORY!

This story broke our brain so it doesn't have to break yours.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

Rudy Giuliani’s Exit Interview: A Play In One Act

Touch me in the morning, then just walk away. We don't have tomorrow, but we had yesterday.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

Is Michael Avenatti In BIG TROUBLE MISTER? A LOL, No, Lawsplainer!

Do not come for Michael Avenatti. Especially if you are the dumbest lawyer in America.

Rachel Maddow Has Questions About Michael Cohen, And They Are All LOLOL THE FUCK YOU SAY?

This scandal gets stupider and weirder and stupider and weirder ...