Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.
He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Is Trump losing his shit because Bob Mueller is closing in? Let's Wonksplore!!!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
NOT LITERALLY, YOU SILLY GOOSE.
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(
You'd think that people who have been criminals for ten years would be better at crime, right?
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
How many secret private email accounts do Jared and Ivanka have? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE.
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.