Russia

Now *Senate* Intelligence Committee Dicking Around On Trump-Russia. Awesome.

We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.

Badass Sally Yates Ready To Fuck Trump Up In Front Of House Intel Committee!

Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

IS IT TIME FOR ALL THESE TRUMP RUSSIA FUCKERS TO GO TO JAIL YET?

Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Oh Fuck Off, Fareed Zakaria

He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.

Trump’s CIA Director Just Read WikiLeaks Fuckhead Julian Assange FOR FILTH

Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Hey Look, A Bunch Of Fucked Up Paul Manafort News!

Oh look, another foreign agent up Donald Trump's ass.

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!