We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.
Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!
Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.
Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Oh look, another foreign agent up Donald Trump's ass.
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!