Russia

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller

How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin’ With Congress, It Went GREAT!

Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.

Michael Flynn’s Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.