Robert Mueller’s Been Looking Up Cambridge Analytica’s Dress. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 22, 2018

Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.

WHY WHY WHY Is Trump Such A Beta Cuck Every Time He Talks To Vladimir Putin?

What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?

Here’s More Dumb Breaking Trump Lawyer News, About Trump’s Dumb Broken Lawyers!

Can we please fast forward to the end of this nightmare?

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Here Are The 579,852 Dirtiest Cambridge Analytica Scoops In Channel 4’s New Video!

Can Channel 4 do new videos every day? This is great!

That Cambridge Analytica Video Sure Did Land Like A Hot Turd!

Can't wait for the next video to drop!

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

Cambridge Analytica DID NOT Use Ukrainian Prostitutes As Honeyp … Oh, You Mean THEM?

Cambridge Analytica is having a VERY BAD WEEK.

Shit Meets Fan For Cambridge Analytica And Facebook. ‘BOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Meet Christopher Wylie, the whistleblower blowing the whistle on the 'Frankenmonster' he created for Cambridge Analytica!

Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Robert Mueller Too Cool For Trump’s Bullshit. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 19, 2018

Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.

Andrew McCabe Fired, Because That’s What Gets Trump’s Dick Wet

Oh MAN, this is fucked up.

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller At The Front Door Of Trump Tower Right Now Like KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER!

Sounds like MAYBE Devin Nunes finished his investigation a LI'L BIT EARLY!

Not Sure How To Say This, But Devin Nunes Is Stupider Than We Thought

Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY?