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Jorge Garcia’s string of non-crimes has finally come to an end.

The New Cruelty racked up another win Monday. Immigration officials saw to it that Michigan resident Jorge Garcia was put on a plane from Detroit and deported to Mexico. Garcia was brought to the USA without papers 30 years ago, when he was 9 years old, and is married to a US citizen; they have two kids, and Garcia has never committed a crime (no, not even when he was 9 — remember, being without papers is a civil offense). But he was too old to qualify for DACA, none of his other efforts to get legal status had succeeded, and so he had to go “back” to a country he barely remembers from childhood. The Homeland is secure.

Garcia and his wife, Cindy, have spent about $125,000 on legal costs since 2005 trying to find a way for him to stay in the country, but it turns out that just being married to a citizen won’t win a green card. There goes another myth, not that anti-immigration wingnuts will ever give it up. He’d been ordered removed in 2009, but granted several stays of removal since then. Not under Donald Trump, though, because Trump promised to get rid of all the dangerous criminal aliens who are causing American Carnage. So the landscaper from the Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park, who’d always paid his taxes and followed the law (apart from viciously letting himself be brought here when he was nine, of course), had to say goodbye to Cindy, and to his daughter Soleil, 15, and his son Jorge Jr., 12, at Detroit Metro Airport, while ICE agents stood nearby to make sure he didn’t make a run for it.

Garcia had asked ICE if it would be possible to delay his deportation another month or so, in case Congress worked out a new DACA bill with more generous age limits, but nothing doing. The law is the law, and what part of “illegal alien” don’t you understand? Besides, Michigan congresswoman Debbie Dingell had already intervened in his case — he’d originally been scheduled to be deported the day after Thanksgiving, but she persuaded ICE to allow Garcia to be with his family for the holidays. Which turned out to not be very festive anyway, so that shows how wasted mercy is on your illegals, doesn’t it?

Our favorite bitterly ironic paragraph from the Detroit Free Press coverage:

A spokesman for ICE told the Free Press on Monday that he could not immediately comment since it was a federal holiday, and their offices are closed.

You know, to remember Martin Luther King, whose dream Donald Trump said was shared by all Americans. The White House issued a very inspiring tweet about that beautiful dream:

Mind you, it says OUR people, and if you don’t have the papers you’re not our people so fuck you — no dreams for illegals. Now be quiet: Trump has to concentrate on this putt.

Still, this has to be good for America, right? Cindy Garcia, who’s retired from a truck plant in Dearborn, says she’s not sure she’ll be able to make enough money to support herself and the kids, but surely she’ll get a new job once all the illegals have been deported and the manufacturing jobs come roaring back thanks to the tax cut. And yeah, their two kids will be adults before Garcia will be eligible to even apply to come back to the US, in a decade, but they can probably Skype or something.

The main thing is, Donald Trump is keeping his promise, and we’re getting exactly the America he said we’d get if he were president, Amen.

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  • vukojebina_MΩment

    Did he think of renaming himself Geørge Günnårsson?

  • Phoenixdoglover

    This is infuriating. I can’t even.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Neither can I and this week has already been horrifying.

  • ChumpsForTrump

    What kind of shithole country would do something like this?

  • MynameisBlarney

    It’s almost as if ICE searched for the nicest, most innocent guy possible to deport to make themselves look like even bigger chickenshit racists.

    What about all those rabid gang members out there rapin’ killin and lootin everywhere?
    Remember those?
    The ones you used to justify this nazi crackdown on people of color?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Trump’s making America great again by throwing taxpayers out of the country and reducing the tax base and taking away laborers that, rightly or wrongly, our economy needs to do things like get food to market. What could possibly go wrong?

  • The Christian party of family values, everyone.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Actual Christianity is focused on charity, forgiveness, generosity. American Christianity focuses on the opposites.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Leviticus 19:34, KJV ‘But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself…’
      Oh, right, nothing about smiting.

      • jodyleek

        I’ve said it before and I’ll say it ’til I’m blue in the face – this administration, their lackeys and supporters are literally, not figuratively, the anti-Christ. They have no interest in following Christ’s example and purposefully seek to undermine any policy that even comes close to it. “Christian Nation” my atheist ass!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I’m as pissed off about this as anything I’ve read in a while. I’m going to kick the first Norwegian I see today.

    • Hesavebread!

      Kick him/her right in the fjords.

    • mfp, normegian would

      nowait!

  • Ryan Denniston

    “Dr. King’s dream is our dream. It is the American dream. It is the promise stitched into the fabric of our Nation, etched into the hearts of our people, and written into the soul of humankind.”

    I got mine, fuck you.

  • msanthropesmr

    I’m sure his cracker neighbors didn’t realize that *this* type of Mexican would be deported. They wanted the rapey/gang kind to be deported.

    • Ryan Denniston

      It was just all the economic anxiety and everything. Who knew it would come to this?

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Yeah, who is going to do their landscaping now? A legal white guy?

      • Hesavebread!

        Nope, deport a Mexican and another coal job opens up for the white guy.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      This is exactly who they want deported. Brown people.

  • Scooby

    This guy is a better citizen than I am.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Pay attention Norweigans, first they will come for the browns.

  • Toomush Stability

    See, that’s the trouble with dreams…

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    Another win for the MAGA Fuckface. But he did pardon Sheriff Joe the felonious fuckface former SS guard from the Jan Brewer administration……fuck you all you fuckface RWNJs…

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Did I use fuck enough?

      • shivaskeeper

        Fuck no, you fucking well did not. Fuck.

      • Phoenixdoglover

        Never enough fucks for these fuckers.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Cold as ICE.

    • coozledad

      Rhymes with WeiSS.

    • PubOption

      Did they knock on his door and shout ICE, ICE baby?

  • msanthropesmr

    OT
    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/bannon-strikes-deal-with-mueller-to-avoid-grand-jury-testimony-in-trump-russia-probe/

    Deal struck to avoid grand jury testimony. Trump prolly just pooed his pants (more)

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      RawStory, though. GIANT grain of salt.

      • msanthropesmr

        via CNN

      • MynameisBlarney

        They do have clickbaity headlines, but my biggest problem with RS is their absolute disdain for editing.

    • Most Stable Land Shark

      Buy Kimberly-Clark stock! Buy, Buy, BUY!!!

      Kimberly-Clark manufactures Depends®

  • TJ Barke

    New cruelty is definitely the appropriate term.

    • Proud Liberal

      I never thought this country would sink so low.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I knew it was possible, but I didn’t think we’d go full nazi overnight.

        • Proud Liberal

          It happened fast. I’m still reeling about this election.

        • doktorzoom

          We already had a bunch of Gestapo preloaded.

        • (((Sedagive)))

          We’re not at full nazi yet (but they’re working on it).

        • coozledad

          Mitt Romney was praising Hitler on the campaign trail and the press is still licking his ass. Some douche in Ohio was running for public office in SS drag, and people just shrugged and said “He loveth the history channel”

          This country was within a cunt hair of joining up with Hitler in WWII, and the Republicans are still bitter it didn’t happen.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        There’s no bottom to this.

        • Proud Liberal

          I know it’s going to get worse before it gets better. If it ever does.

          • coozledad

            We could actually build a network of places where people can hide. We can make it very hard for this administration.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            The new underground railroad. There are sanctuary churches in Tucson that have been housing immigrants under threat of deportation for years now. It needs to become a nationwide movement.

          • Proud Liberal

            That may be what we have to resort to. I’m sick and tired of watching people being treated like this. This is not the country I grew up in.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        You haven’t been paying attention.

        • Proud Liberal

          Oh no. I have been. We have never been in this place before.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            The first African slave was brought here in 1619. We’ve had about 400 years of some variation of this before.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Yep.

          • Proud Liberal

            We’re on the precipice of losing our democracy. That’s what I’m talking about. The 20th Century gave us the Civil Rights Act, the Equal Rights Amendment, Social Security, Medicare. All brought to you by Democrats by the way. Republicans want to rule. Not govern.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Agreed. I’m not trying to stick a pin in you. The racism and nativism have always been here, but the societal steps we have taken to ameliorate it are in jeopardy.

          • Fascism is when the leopards start eating white, middle-class faces, also too.

          • TJ Barke

            Operation Wetback.

    • OrG

      Not that new. More brazen now.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    As Liddle’ Baby Donnie prepares to “you’re fired” all the DACAs, I pretty much say “I dare you”. Because scenes like this (but with younger messicans) will show up on the TV machine (and in campaign ads) just in time for 2018 elections. Letting them stay is very popular. Even Republicans don’t want to see them deported. Your move, Democracy.

    • shivaskeeper

      The racist base will eat it up. The ignorant assholes will cheer every single deportation. These are the same fucks who protested buses full of children, even though they picked the wrong buses and the wrong children.

      The ads should be brutal. They should be devastating and pull no punches. However they are going to bu useless if people don;t go out and vote.

    • Courser_Resistance

      What democracy? I don’t see any democracy. Its nothing but ashes now.

  • La forza del resistino

    After burning up, then punting Daca, Iran and Paris to Congress, when will they think about taking the matches away from the Toddler-in-Chief.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      You kidding? They just bought him a godsdamned propane torch.

      • Most Stable Land Shark

        5 gallon can of gasoline and a six pack of BIC lighters.

    • MynameisBlarney

      They’re gonna use him as a distraction while they pursue their dark agenda.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        It’s working.

  • MynameisBlarney

    First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Socialist.

    Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Jew.

    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

    • SayItWithWookies

      They skipped the Mexicans?!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    This is but one of dozens of ways poor people of color in this country are criminalized, bankrupted, then tossed into the gulag and forgotten. But those white coal miners in Pennsylvania…

  • Martini A, very stable genius

    What part of “parents were illegal and therefore un-consenting children are going to be painted by the same broad brush” don’t you liberals understand? Plus, his last name is kinda ethnic, don’t you think?

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      YEAH! And what’s with that first name? WHORE HEY!!!!

    • Toomush Stability

      Unlike, say, names like Kiersten…

    • cmd resistor

      So I saw some inane thing somewhere, probably on FB, where they were arguing that if parents got caught sneaking into Disneyworld with their kid, the kid wouldn’t get to stay. Ok, right.

      • Momofpeanutty

        I bet if you successfully lived in Disneyworld for 30 years, applied for a job there and paid taxes, married and had a family, Disney would not kick you out.

  • La forza del resistino

    OT: Sen Flake is twisting the knife in Donald’s svelte 239# bod. Donald is on Twitter making sure he has Flakey Flake spelled right.

    • Proud Liberal

      For a man who votes with Trump’s policies 95% of the time, his words ring hollow.

      • Jeffocaster in the West

        Whaddaya want? He’s a flake…

      • La forza del resistino

        Trump has few policies beyond pass-thru-income and estate tax changes otherwise Donald backs any generic GOP policy. Flake is not down on Donald’s shifting DACA and Wall positions. Wow, I’ve defended a Repub. Sorry, Dad.

        • Proud Liberal

          I’m sure Flake is a nice guy but anybody who votes for the Republican agenda, needs to look in the mirror and wonder why.

          • Mentally Stable Ron

            Do they show up in mirrors?

          • Proud Liberal

            I think not.

          • La forza del resistino

            Agreed. But name a progressive Mormon.

          • Proud Liberal

            I actually work with many. And I’m an atheist.

          • La forza del resistino

            Me too. Never heard an impolite word or sentiment from them. But, I’m sure they pray for my very soul in my absence.

          • Proud Liberal

            Oh, I’m sure! Same for me!

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Hell, they’d probably already baptized you.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            If people like Flake and Corker were as principled as they want you to believe, they’d put their money where their mouths are. All those denouncing Trump and announcing their retirements because they can’t accept this new Republican Party should, at the same time as that announcement, let everyone know that, for the remainder of their time in office, they’d be caucusing with the Democrats on all issues brought before their respective legislatures.

      • cmd resistor

        Hope it’s better than the wimpy interview he did with NPR this morning. They actually asked him why he is so critical of Trump yet votes with him every time.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      No, he’ll never get to the obvious “Senator Flakey.” He’ll go for some idiotic modifier. I’m going to predict “Quitting Jeff” Flake.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Fuck Flake. He’s setting himself up for a 2020 “principled Republican” White House run, but in the meantime, he’ll vote for whatever Trump tosses out. I know 3 or 4 people who might even vote for him.

      • La forza del resistino

        As a socialist myself, I welcome a White Horse Prophecy candidate again.

  • Courser_Resistance

    ::::weeps::::

    • Proud Liberal

      Sad times indeed.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Report from some right-leaning think tank this morning that we’re creeping up on zero growth if we don’t fix immigration, top to bottom (he was leaning toward higher merit-based quotas and stricter family reunification*, but otherwise pretty on target)

    *full disclosure: my entire birth AND married family are here because of family reunification.

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Zero growth? Population, economy, moral standing?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Ecumenically?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Economic. But I’d say moral standing is right up there.

      • Proud Liberal

        If Republicans would change their God damned policies, growth would happen. They are so backwards thinking.

    • Red Bird

      Well, sometimes karma comes at you directly and sometimes it comes at you from behind. Either way, it arrives on time.

  • Oblios_Cap

    We’re going to have import a lot of Norwegians if this sort of thing continues…

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      But they don’t know how to landscape……no grass in Norway.

      • cmd resistor

        So all the lawns will become tundra.

    • Toomush Stability

      Round ’em up! Put ’em on the boat! Drag their asses over here!….

    • TJ Barke

      Hopefully they’ll be UN peacekeepers.

    • anon_the_great

      At this point I think the only way to get Norwegians to immigrate to our shithole would be through White Slavery.

    • Anna Rompage

      Um, don’t expect a massive wave of Norwegian immigrants, as the USA is a pretty major shithole compared to the native lands…

    • TJ Barke

      My ancestors came to America from Sweden to build a better life for themselves. I kind want to do the opposite.

      • Courser_Resistance

        My great-grandfather came to America from Norway in the 1800’s. I’m returning 3 generations later with exactly what he arrived with. Nothing.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I think Europe and Canuckistan are going to have to get ready for immigrants fleeing persecution in the US.
      If we can’t get the govt out of the hands of these traitorous nazi motherfuckers, there will be blood, and it will be ours that is spilled.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I decided to emigrate to Norway in November. I really wish it hadn’t gotten the international attention right now. I’m afraid it will hurt my chances.

        • Mentally Stable Ron

          I doubt it. I think they’ll understand.

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    All the “people” (using the term loosely here) cheering and screaming “What part of ILLEGAL don’t you understand?” and “He had 30 years to get right with the law!” (Never mind that for someone in his situation it is virtually impossible to “get right” without being sent back to Mexico) made the vein in my forehead throb ominously.

    • Courser_Resistance

      A TV anchor got a that as viewer question and he patiently explained that it isn’t possible. Guy wrote back in to say that the anchor is a dem plant.

      Kill me now.

      • Pisto75666

        Well the anchor seems much more intelligent than that viewer so, OBVIOUSLY.

    • cmd resistor

      Right, he forgot to fill out those magic papers that would have transformed him from an ILLEGAL to a LEGAL.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    Dr King’s dream is our dream keep dreaming suckers

  • C4TWOMAN

    Here for 30 years and no parking ticket? And he’s brown?
    Non possible. Must be a spy keeping a low profile. Send him to Gitmo!

  • (((Sedagive)))

    To be fair: the Dotard Administration does not really understand what the words “good father” and “law abiding citizen” actually mean.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      If the poor guy had only had 5 kids from three wives and a series of bankruptcies and mafia business dealings under his belt…

  • anon_the_great

    Because all Murican children need a Mommy and Daddy, right?

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Just the white ones, apparently.

    • Anna Rompage

      Yep, unless that mommy or daddy happens to be here without the proper documentation, then fuck family values!

  • Christopher Story

    Economic Anxiety, huh? Fuck this administration and all the monsters who comprise it.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    We have to make room for the Norwegians!!!!!1!

  • Oblios_Cap

    The ICE man cometh…

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    OT: Speaking of assholes, Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin is threatening to hurt everyone if the courts say he isn’t allowed to force the serfs to work for their Medicaid.

    https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/953374252878589952

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Do what I say or I’ll kill this dog, basically.

      • TJ Barke

        Except by “Dog” they mean “Grandma”.

    • Ryan Denniston

      What happens when the hostage is shot?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcKDwfOJqJM

    • PubOption

      There was another Bevin who forced people to work in the mines.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevin_Boys

    • Ryan Denniston

      So 25% of Medicaid recipients in KY aren’t working? Including not being in working families? These numbers seem off to me.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        He’s talking about the 25% who will be forced by the New Cruelty to work regardless of their actual ability to do so (and, frankly, I think 25% is low; I’m sure if they work at it they can find a way to force children on Medicaid to have after-school jobs).

        • That number is usually lower. More like 8-10% nationwide. Most of the state plans have pretty wide work exemptions.

          Which doesn’t make it any better. One of the biggest concerns is the administrative headache of proving the exemption is going to throw more people off medicaid even if they don’t need to meet the work requirement.

          Also, the work requirement is exactly the wrong way to be going. We should be decoupling work and insurance, not binding them more closely together.

    • Proud Liberal

      The people of Kentucky need to get an education. I’m sure this is not what they voted for.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Oh, this is EXACTLY what the dumbasses voted for. He was clear during the campaign that he was out to ruin healthcare in this state. He said over and over again exactly what he was going to do. The dumbasses only saw the R behind his name. Now they’re howling because the leopards are eating their faces.

        • theblackdog

          So they’re finally realizing Kynect is Obamacare?

    • dshwa

      Pissing on brown people (which they are certain every Medicaid user other than themselves is) is exactly what they voted for.

      • MamaBrown

        Cue the local news stories featuring tearful rednecks with sick kids/elders/spouses who are shocked–SHOCKED that they’ll be losing their benefits. Bed. Made. Lie.

    • Ellie

      Bevin: never fails to disappoint.

    • Look what you did KY

  • Bub the very stable zombie
    • Courser_Resistance

      Just fucking kill me now.

      • TJ Barke

        I’d rather it be someone else…

    • HazooToo

      Well, it would take a truly disturbed, powerhungry, paranoid, selfish and idiotic man with absolutely no regard for the lives of other humans to actually plan a terrorist attack on his own country in order to protect Republicans chances at election, wouldn’t it?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “but it turns out that just being married to a citizen won’t win a green card. There goes another myth”
    — somewhere, a reality show pitch and three sitcom pilots just died

    • MynameisBlarney

      Good.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Oh good, more GOP latino outreach. I’m sure this will pay off in coming elections.

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      No problem.. They are purging the Latino voter roles as we speak.

  • Red Bird

    Sure, but what if he was a Cuban in Florida?

    • Me not sure

      “Nothing to see here. Move along.”

    • Proud Liberal

      Florida’s off limits for Donald’s cruelty.

      • Red Bird

        True story: I worked with a guy who married a woman from an Eastern European country. They had a son. Immigration made her go back to her country of birth and apply for citizenship. I think he had assumed, like may people, that marriage would make citizenship easier. :(

  • Baconzgood

    They didn’t even beat him. So what’s he got to complain about?

    Now let’s hope article 15 of the new DACA bill gets slid in and we can whale on this kinda riff-raff so they have something to think about on the flight to Brown Peoplestan.

  • Ryan Denniston
    • theblackdog

      Good fucking riddance. I hope the Panama investors win.

  • beatbort
    • Proud Liberal

      Oh my God. That’s just horrific.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Keep them well away from my anus.

      • Wackyland Radio Resistor

        Where’s Amrak w/ the “that’s not my fetish” gif?

    • dshwa

      The criminals are coming from inside the house country.

    • Mavenmaven

      No because they are white

    • Ellie

      I’m waiting for HSLDA to come out in support of these parents.

  • Mentally Stable Ron

    Oh, look, hit my ‘can’t even’ point before lunch.
    Later, my friends. Need some perspective.

    • Parakeetist

      Got the day off from work, myself. Gotta take a nap.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        Hope it helps.

        • Parakeetist

          Thx

  • SayItWithWookies

    I guess it’s just easier to find and deport those people who are in regular contact with courts and immigration officials, rather than seek dangerous criminals are are probably evading the law and also — you know — dangerous.

    • janetintexas

      Low-hanging fruit — theater to make it look like they’re really “doing something” about “illegals.”

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Why don’t we see more people with names like Olaf Gunderson being deported?

    • Arolpin

      Most of the illegal immigrants I knew in NYC were Irish/French/Czech (mostly Irish) who came over on tourist/student visas, overstayed, and were here for at least a decade. Never heard of a single one being deported. I have no idea what would be different about them (especially since the Irish guys ALL worked in construction).

      • Manders

        ‘Zackly. Most undocumented immigrants now come by plane, and overstay visas, i.e., they ain’t Messicans (here used as a catch-all for any person born south of the Rio Grande).

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Exactly this.

      • President in Exile Firefly

        Yup. In Chicago in the 1980s and 1990s it was Poles and Irish. I had a neighbor who basically ran a boarding house for Polish men just off the plane.

    • Last Hussar

      Because Scandinavia has a better standard of living than certain gun ridden racist no health care shitholes I could mention.

  • Vicious Babushka

    Why did ICE spend the taxpayer money on a plane ticket all the way to Mexico when there is a foreign border right next door to Detroit?

  • The Very Stable Librarian

    I’m so sad for this family. Even if these fuckers in this administration get bounced on their asses it will take several years to get Mr. Garcia back. He’s worth more to our country than the whole of Trump’s cabinet.

    • Cat Cafe

      Right? A hard working, tax-paying landscaper, living and working in a dying city that desperately needs exactly his skills; a good family man who’s never broken a law; his wife working in a truck plant; two hardworking high school kids who could go on to become doctors or teachers or scientists. We’re brutally damaging our country by allowing this Nazi-level hatred to dictate policy. We have to stop it.

  • Mavenmaven

    Trump just see this as one less Brown person

  • Me not sure

    OT: I just saw where North and South Korea will compete as one nation at the Olympic games and that North Korea will send cheeeleaders (?).

    “Lean to the left!
    Lean to the right!
    Stand up!
    Sit down!
    DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    God damn it.

    • BosGrl

      I can’t muster up anything better than this.

  • Jonny On Maui

    Not in my united states. This must not stand.

  • mardam422

    Well, he was just a sleeper cell waiting to be sprung on white people. I just know it. 30yrs ago…ppfffffttt!! Hell, Obama’s birth in Kenya was kept under wraps for 50yrs. Libtards.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Between this and ICE agents destroying caches of food and water left for “illegals” in the Arizona desert, I’m wondering if one of the questions of an ICE job application is, “How much of a soul do you have left, and would you be willing to part with it?”

    • theblackdog

      I’m sure if you answer “I worked for Joe Arpaio” they immediately hire you.

  • fawkedifiknow

    If only that guy had bigger tits and a willingness to show them (like Melania), he wouldn’t be in this shitzie-ation.

  • we’re getting exactly the America he said we’d get if he were president

    Bingo. That’s part of why his core racist base still approves. That, and the blind submission to an authoritarian “leader”, in the name of “freedom”.

    • Espadron

      Upvote ain’t good enough dammit.

  • Buzz1313

    I knew of a lot of people from Poland illegally living and working in Chicago, yet all I keep seeing on tv is Mexicans being deported. I’m not calling for Polish people to be deported but I am finding it curious.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Meanwhile the military is still advertising for recruits in Spanish on Univision.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      All the illegal immigrants I know are Irish.

      Oddly enough, they rarely worry about deportation. I wonder why?

    • Mintie

      It’s like ICE can only see brown or something.

      • roberteye

        I’d give anything for a raid on some Norwegian illegals. Because I know they are here.

  • Ninja0980

    Here is all you need to know about this.
    Folks on the right cheer this and some on the left think this is an acceptable price to pay for their magic revolution.
    All of them need to be told to fuck off.

    • theblackdog

      Was Susan Sarandon talking again?

    • Harbinger08

      They don’t think it is an acceptable price to pay. They think it is the price the rest of us should have to pay for not caving in to their demands and giving them what they wanted because they wanted it, even though they couldn’t produce a majority. They don’t give a flying fuck about any of these people and they never did.

  • Mike Steele

    It’s snowing, yet the yard is overrun by robins. As it is not yet spring, they were undoubtedly smuggled across some southern border for nefarious purposes. Going outside to check their papers…

    • Zyxomma

      Fact check: Not all American robins are migratory; many are year-rounders. Depends on what part of the US you’re in.

      • Mike Steele

        Phew… that’s a relief! Now we won’t have to call ICE. Wonder where they’d been hanging out during our exceptionally cold spell on Delmarva?

  • teele

    This one really hurts. I am only able to keep from being hopelessly despondent about Mr. Garcia’s situation because I am burning with a white-hot rage over the stupidity and cruelty displayed by ICE, the GOP and the Sh*tard.
    This is WRONG.
    This is EVIL.
    This is NOT NORMAL.
    And a note to anyone who likes to brag that they are Christian: if you are sitting on the sidelines allowing this to happen, or cheering it on, then FUCK YOU, your pussy, and the shithole you rode in on.

  • Last Hussar
  • Zyxomma

    Must. Avoid. BANHAMMER.

  • javadavis

    Perhaps Norway could be persuaded to offer the entire family asylum and a path to Norwegian citizenship.

  • this country says it’s about

    Just saw the family that ICE just broke up on TV (The View).

    What completely tore my heart out was that his 12 year old son was unable to say anything to his dad while on the show because he couldn’t speak past his pain and tears.

    Trump makes me so-o-o-o damn proud to be an American!

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