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Earlier, we told you Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein spent his day with the House Judiciary Committee, listening to howler monkeys who call themselves GOP congressmen trying their damnedest to convince Donald Trump to try to kill the Robert Mueller investigation. They also really want a second special counsel to investigate why the FBI is so far in the tank for Hillary Clinton and hates Trump so much. (Really. These world champion brain-thinkers have the best short-term memories.)

Watchers on Twitter agree with our assessment that this is just a big (and expensive!) show to convince Trump to try to fire Mueller:

Occasionally, the congressmen let Rosenstein answer a question, but mostly they just did sexxxy obstruction of justice burlesque for the resident White House dipshit. Will it work? Meh, we are skeptical. Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is swearing up and down to his client, the media and anybody else who will listen that Robert Mueller is DONE, FINISHED, THROUGH with all his White House interviews, which OBVIOUSLY means the investigation is almost over and Trump will be declared most bigly innocent president in the history of presidenting. We question Cobb’s police work there, but we understand if he needs to say that to keep his loon client from shooting his own dick off again, like he did when he fired James Comey.

We’re not going to bore you with one million videos from Wednesday’s hearings, because a lot of the GOP reps just sounded like they were reading whatever script Fox News asshole Jeanine Pirro stuck up their butts last night while they were sleeping. We’d rather share at you videos with PIZZAZZ and OOMPH!

That’s why we will start with Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan, a man no one has ever accused of having his dick screwed on correctly. We will transcribe his entire line of questioning for you, and by “transcribe,” we mean we are going to write down animal sounds that resemble Jordan’s words:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DID THE FBI PAY CHRISTOPHER STEELE FOR THE DOSSIER? YESTERDAY I THOUGHT THE ANSWER WAS YES, BUT NOW I THINK IT IS OH GOLLY YES, BECAUSE THAT GUY ROBERT MUELLER FIRED WROTE TEXT MESSAGES! THIS PROVES THINGS TO ME, BECAUSE MY OHIO SQUIRREL BRAIN IS MADE OUT OF STIR-FRIED GOAT SEMEN!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TEXT MESSAGES! PETER STRZOK RAN THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN! WAIT NO HE DIDN’T! HE DID OTHER STUFF!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GHAZI! PETER STRZOK WROTE THE DOSSIER! PETER STRZOK IS GAY FOR HILLARY CLINTON! PETER STRZOK IS A PEE HOOKER DOSSIER!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND ALSO FART! PETER STRZOK WAS WORRIED TRUMP WAS GOING TO GET ELECTED, ACCORDING TO ONE OF HIS TEXTS, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BAD FOR AMERICA TO HAVE A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE ASSET AS PRESIDENT! OH NO, DON’T LOOK AT THAT PETER STRZOK TEXT! JIM JORDAN DID NOT MEAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THAT! OOPS!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEW SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE THE DOSSIER AND HILLARY AND ALSO EVERYBODY WHO MAKES FUN OF JIM JORDAN WHEN HE POOPS HIS PANTS IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So that’s how that went.

While Jordan was unleashing his verbal river of horseshit about appointing a new special counsel, he didn’t allege a single crime, which is a shame, because SPECIAL COUNSELS ARE APPOINTED TO INVESTIGATE CRIMES, YOU FUCKWIT.

After Jim Jordan, we almost feel sad showing you Louie Gohmert, because Jordan clearly out-crazied him. But we’ll be Ford Tough and have Gohmert time, don’t worry.

But to set up Gohmert, let’s first watch Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen of Memphis (HI, OUR CONGRESSMAN, HI!), who gave a SHOUTY and PASSIONATE defense of the FBI, and talked at length about how grotesque and un-American it is that these GOP shitferbrains are impugning its integrity, just because they’re upset their pussgrabbing trash prince in the Oval is probably also a big crimer. Cohen also gave Rosenstein a chance to talk at length about what a badass Robert Mueller really is.

As Cohen noted how all these GOP asswipes used to looooove Robert Mueller, before he was appointed to investigate their beloved president — and more particularly, when Cohen said everybody in Congress respects Mueller — Louie Gohmert piped in to say, “I didn’t! I don’t!” Louie Gohmert would like the record to show he has ALWAYS been a birther moron when it comes to Robert Mueller.

As for Louie Gohmert’s actual questioning, here are the highlights:

  • Gohmert worked himself into the lather all wingnuts get into when they’re winding up for a “GOTCHA!” question. With a smirk on his face, he asked yes or no, did Rod Rosenstein pressure Attorney General Jeff Sessions into recusing himself from the Russia investigation? That’s when Rosenstein made this face:Why the sass face, Rosie? Oh, just because the answer was NO, LOUIE GOHMERT, YOU DUMBASS, ROD ROSENSTEIN HADN’T EVEN BEEN CONFIRMED AS DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL WHEN SESSIONS RECUSED.
  • Gohmert got VERY upset that Peter Strzok called Trump an “idiot” and called Martin O’Malley a “D-word” (the word Gohmert couldn’t say out loud is douche). He said Strzok’s text messages were way more than political opinions, because Strzok also said F-words, and OMG that is just disgusting, Louie Gohmert is disgusted.
  • And finally, Louie Gohmert asserted that his “character” was “slandered” by Steve Cohen when the good Democrat from Memphis failed to note Gohmert had always disrespected Bush 43’s FBI director. We are not science-sure, but we think Louie Gohmert’s brain has been hacked by syphilitic woodchucks.

All right, that’s enough GOP congressmen acting like asses for today. Remember, if Trump takes these goobers’ advice and Saturday Night Massacres Mueller, we hit the streets.

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  • Joe Beese
    • wide_stance_hubby

      Wait, that Village is missing a few People.

      • JustDon’tSayMoore

        definitely needs a cop;.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I believe it’s pronounced “prevert” in AL.

    • Bad Tom

      That’s “PREVERT” to you!

  • eyelashviper

    This should be a campaign poster in all red states…easily understood by even the dullest of dolts:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpwIXW5WIAEqA33.jpg

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      What happens if I choose ‘L’?

      • You go forward, but very, very, slowly. And it’s not good for the engine to do it over the long haul.

      • eyelashviper

        Purity Ponies have a multitude of choices…N, P, L1, L2….

    • Tiffany de Houston

      That is awesome!

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Someone should check the Reps’ locker room water. It appears to have been compromised.

  • Viva La Tabula Raza

    I guess self-awareness just isn’t one of the arrows in these guys quivers.

  • WIDTAP

    “Gohmert’s brain has been hacked by syphilitic woodchucks”

    Thus answering the immortal question, “How much wood would a syphilitic woodchuck chuck, if Louis Gohmert could get wood.”

    • wide_stance_hubby

      From the expression on the guy behind Gohmert, I think Gohmert made in his pants (again).

    • phoenix00

      He’d go out to get wood…. and end up with the syphilis.

  • SweetDeeKat

    Objection to transcript of Jim Jordan’s testimony. The “mooooo”s are far too articulate.

  • schmannity

    This just in from Peter Strzok:

    Gohmert and Jordan are idiots.

  • OrG

    Law and order. Except for us.

  • Jenny

    I think I have the flu. I got my flu shot too.
    Par for the course, whenever my son has major medical problems, I get stupidly sick.

    Regardless, I will take my sick ass out of bed and burn it all down if he fires Mueller. I’ll blame it on fever delirium.

    • mancityRed6

      be happy, the Joplin woman’s daughter has pneumonia.

      • Jenny

        Last time I had the flu, I got Bronchitis! Ain’t nobody got time for that! Then I got pneumonia. I’m trying not to repeat that again.

        • mancityRed6

          I grew up with the chronic bronchitis. oh, and strep throat at least once a year.

        • aureolaborealis

          That used to happen to me about twice a year every year. Then I had a doctor take a roto-rooter to my sinuses, and it doesn’t happen any more.

    • theblackdog

      That sucks. Apparently one of the strains of flu that the shot was supposed to protect against mutated and completely fucked its effectiveness. Like down to only 5-10% effective against that strain. It may a be a suck year for flu.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Jim Jordan sure does have a purdy mouth.

    I’m just throwing that out there.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      And a flair for mixing patterns. Just throwin’ that out there.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Do not cast aspersions on his asparagus.

  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    I posted this earlier but it is suited for this article as well…

    We all know what this was really about. It must suck to have their entire party’s agenda based on the persecution of one family.

    I suppose next they’re going to want an investigation into why Chelsea Clinton was allowed to be born.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    I still think there is political theatre going on here, aside from Gohmert and Jones idiocy. Mueller is actually giving Republicans a lot of cover. Most of them would probably like to see Trump gone. It’s becoming more obvious every day that he’s an anchor around their necks (Good!!!!), but they’re afraid of the crazies in their gerrymandered districts.
    They would love to see the special councils office take the heat for getting rid of Trump.

  • Daniel

    Let us once again admire the classical elegance and clarity of the mind of Louie Gohmert.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/20d92163b16a9362fe92e8cb7e7216568f0ea8b47c03b61e76221e3d2cd3efb8.jpg

    • Jonny On Maui

      Good flowchart SW won’t let you put anything anywhere…

    • ArgieBargie

      Think about it: we are paying this bloviating gasbag 6 figures/year to draw Benzazhi!1!1 dicks on PowerPoint.

    • Fartknocker

      Besides the sheer stupidity of this graphic (it isn’t a flow chart), it is now framed and in the living room of most every constituent in Gohmert’s district so they can tell friends and family that it was all Hillary’s fault.

    • Fartknocker

      Besides the sheer stupidity of this graphic (it isn’t a flow chart), it is now framed and in the living room of most every constituent in Gohmert’s district so they can tell friends and family that it was all Hillary’s fault.

    • Fartknocker

      Besides the sheer stupidity of this graphic (it isn’t a flow chart), it is now framed and in the living room of most every constituent in Gohmert’s district so they can tell friends and family that it was all Hillary’s fault.

    • Bright Bart

      needs more cowbell

    • Bad Tom

      I like how Hillary’s emails aren’t even on her email server. Apparently the server had to use a proxy connection through Loretta Lynch, AG.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Louie doesn’t understand flow charts or connections.

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      Still more sensible than a Studebaker wiring diagram.

  • schmannity

    Obama puts his feet on a desk and Western Civilization falls.

    Jim Jordan shows up without a suit jacket, looking like a Kroger store manager, and not a peep

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      What a sad and pathetic sack of shit he is. I saw some of that asswipe this morning and I swear he was out-Gohmerting Ghomert.

    • OrG

      Kroger store manager libelz!

      • A Bashful Nobody

        Shit,you beat me to it!

    • exinkwretch

      “Where’s the asswipe?
      “It’s on Aisle 4, sir! — oh, you mean you want to talk to the boss?”

  • mancityRed6

    for something that might give you hope, since it was entered into the congressional record, the (R)s were called out on this sham hearing
    https://crooksandliars.com/2017/12/jerry-nadler-calls-out-colleagues-still

  • MemphisMike

    Evan, great article! You are in Memphis? You mentioned the esteemed rep Steve Cohen. Makes me feel better about the whole world that there is a Wonk in Memphis!

    • elviouslyqueer

      He is indeed! And your very own EQ is just south of the border in Ruby Slipper Red Mississippi!

    • elviouslyqueer

      He is indeed! And your very own EQ is just south of the border in Ruby Slipper Red Mississippi!

      • MemphisMike

        EQ–Thanks for the second vote for great writer Evan. I’m also in north ms. Sounds like we almost have a local wonkette chapter. Perhaps we can all get together and plan how we can get a Democrat senator in the great state of Mississippi!

    • elviouslyqueer

      He is indeed! And your very own EQ is just south of the border in Ruby Slipper Red Mississippi!

  • ManchuCandidate

    In the congressional justice system the people are represented by two separate yet unequally intelligent groups. The FBI who investigate crimes and Trump’s GOP who caused them.

    LAW & DISORDER

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Gohmert’s brain has been hacked by syphilitic woodchucks. I like it!

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      I would take it one step further and say Gohmert is a syphilitic woodchuck.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Woodchucks are too smart …

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Woodchucks are too smart …

    • SeriousSummer

      It is, of course, an insult to syphilitic woodchucks everywhere. They wouldn’t stoop to hacking Gohmert’s brain (if he has one).

  • ArgieBargie

    You know these fuckers are grasping at straws when they’re trying to hold Mueller and Rosenstein accountable for not knowing about some dumb text messages FBI agents exchanged a year and half ago, before Trump was even elected.

  • schmannity

    If Jim Jordan–JJ if you will–would just say Dynomite! he’d have a lot more credibility

  • Me not sure

    Rod Rosenstein looks a little like the late Arnold Stang, voice of Top Cat. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2bf109a69792bd8d03e08aaa41d52840ab01f19015e856564f000c89cdc1e8cb.jpg

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      Good catch!

    • BadKitty904
    • BadKitty904
    • llamaspit

      I have an obscure Arnold Stang factoid that seems appropriate here.

      He was Marlon Brando’s roommate at one time.

      Bam!!!

      • Me not sure

        If he had roomed with Robert Mueller it would have set heads on fire at Info Wars.

      • fredoandme

        ahem. close, but that was wally cox.

        brando kept wally’s ashes and, reportedly, instructed that wally’s be added to his to be scattered.

        • coozledad

          James Baldwin was also a roommate.

          • fredoandme

            from brando:

            If you wish to ask me what I cared about most now–if you ask me to state what was important or lasting–it would have to be that I walked and sat and dreamed next to a man named James Baldwin. James–or Jimmy–knew how to analyze, place, describe, repair, and
            destroy things–all in the right way and for the right reasons. Baldwin,
            as I liked to call him, taught me to think in a piercing way about
            things far more important than scripts or contracts or poems–he taught
            me to look into and understand people and their motives and their
            identities. And I didn’t always like what I saw, but it led me toward
            something that might be called freedom.

        • llamaspit

          Oooh, you are right. I should not have relied on my childhood memories without double checking. I got my mousy character actors confused.

          • fredoandme

            i hope i haven’t offended you.

            i, for one, was a huge wally cox fan, otherwise i wouldn’t have known.

            and WHO didn’t just love arnold stang? his early hollywood mentor and lifelong friend was….drum roll….victor mature!!

            after the onset of alzheimer’s (called senile dementia in those long ago days) my grandmother, surprisingly, carried on conversations with arnold stang, conversations mostly about the invisible bible (a book she had neither owned or ever read) that she said she kept beside her bed.

            http://www.nytimes.com/2000/01/02/nyregion/arnold-stang-the-top-cat-of-new-canaan.html

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r6DWm8UfWI

          • llamaspit

            Not offended at all. I value accuracy, although it is disconcerting to realize that a “fact” that I have carried in my head is no more accurate than a Trump tweet. And I liked both of these actors myself.

      • Little Lulu Ω

        That was Wally Cox. Same genetic makeup, though.

        • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

          wally cox was the voice of ‘underdog’!

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      cripes, he looks just like him….and i loved TC when a young…snarky little fucker that he was

  • clubseal

    I’m sure this has been parsed out elsewhere, but knowing what little I know about the FBI guy thing, did he get fired for private text messages he sent that were critical of the “President”?

    • mancityRed6

      it’s that 11 dimensional chess that Mueller knows how to play. he knew this would come up and tried to nip it in the bud.

  • Indiepalin

    Rep. Jim Jordan R-OH hasn’t been the same since he somehow got his weener stuck in the cap of a BIC pen live on C-SPAN.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Nancy P said it couldn’t be done, so of course he had to show her.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Nancy P said it couldn’t be done, so of course he had to show her.

  • BadKitty904

    Gohmert “Steaming” Pyle is always solid entertainment value. Truly, the “Dale Gribble” of Congress…

  • BadKitty904

    Gohmert “Steaming” Pyle is always solid entertainment value. Truly, the “Dale Gribble” of Congress…

  • BMW

    Serious question: Am I missing something, or is the anti-Mueller argument just a series of random unrelated accusations with a conclusion tacked on at the end? Most people don’t watch 4-8 hours of Fox News a day, which may be a prerequisite to “comprehending” their conspiracy theory, so I am guessing most people will just be confused by this entire controversy.

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      No, you’re not missing anything. It is.

    • Crystalclear12

      It does need the Fox brand decoder ring to be understood.

      • Non-Threatening Ron

        D-R-I-N-K-M-O-R-E… dammit!

    • jesterpunk

      Its howler monkeys flinging shit against the wall. Also no fair not investigating Hillary for Benghazi again.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      If Shadow Attorney General and college dropout Sean Hannity sez it is so, it is so.

    • phoenix00

      Logic isn’t their strong suit, let alone jurisprudence or the concept of prima facie.

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Jim Jordan thinks he’s freaking Perry Mason, if he were old enough to know who Perry Mason was.

  • msanthropesmr

    DISQUS IS IN MAINTENANCE MODE…PANIC

  • Crystalclear12

    I knew I should have invested in torch futures.
    I suppose I need to go find my comfortable shoes.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    “All kinds of Senators think we need a second special counsel.”

    No, only one kind of senator thinks that.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      The guilty ones.

  • Crystalclear12

    I knew I should have invested in torch futures.
    I suppose I need to go find my comfortable shoes.

  • Crystalclear12

    I knew I should have invested in torch futures.
    I suppose I need to go find my comfortable shoes.

  • Crystalclear12

    I knew I should have invested in torch futures.
    I suppose I need to go find my comfortable shoes.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Assistant Attorney General gonna pressure Attorney General.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Great job, Jim Jordan! [makes wank gesture]

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Great job, Jim Jordan! [makes wank gesture]

  • exinkwretch

    I call bullshit. You stated Louie Gohmert has a brain.

  • exinkwretch

    I call bullshit. You stated Louie Gohmert has a brain.

  • Crystalclear12

    I knew I should have invested in torch futures.
    I suppose I need to go find my comfortable shoes.

  • Syphilitic woodchuck libel

  • WeaselPoo

    Omarosa:
    Reality TV person quits pretend job for pretend president, really.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      More like “escorted form the building by Secret Service”.

  • Robert James Nugent

    Asparagus!

  • Robert James Nugent

    Asparagus!

  • jesterpunk

    Disqus is borked again, must be a day ending in Y.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    “All kinds of Senators think we need a second special counsel.”

    No, only one kind of senator thinks that.

    • BadKitty904

      Name them. Publicly.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I would say Roy Moore, but… y’know…

  • Thorn Spike

    “We are not science-sure, but we think Louie Gohmert’s brain has been hacked by syphilitic woodchucks.”

    That just might be true…if he only had a brain.

  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    It looks like Disqust is up to its old tricks a-gain.

  • Crystalclear12

    I knew I should have invested in torch futures.
    I suppose I need to go find my comfortable shoes.

    • wavicles

      I make my own torches, thanks.
      DIY, America.

  • Bright Bart

    Gohmert got VERY upset that Peter Strzok called Trump an “idiot” and called Martin O’Malley a “D-word” (the word Gohmert couldn’t say out loud is douche)
    Read more at https://wonkette.com/626932/look-at-these-fucking-gop-idiots-begging-trump-to-fire-robert-mueller#2ithpjcRpVeT2PcZ.99

    but you can say goat semen? I is confuzed.

    • SDGeoff3

      He’s not testifying to Congress. Not yet. And we know he will say “goat semen”.

  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    Will you guys stop repeating yourselves, dammit!!!

    • jesterpunk

      Disqus was doing it when it was in maintenance mode.

      • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

        I know. It’s like a drunk with a bad case of hiccups.

        • JustDon’tSayMoore

          You rang?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Because when Disqus says “your comment was saved but will not appear until later” my instinctive response is to hit send at least a few more times in rapid succession.

        • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

          I’m pretty sure that’s a bug in the human condition.

        • SDGeoff3

          Mmm-hmm.

    • Crystalclear12

      Hey, everything I say is worth repeating!

      • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

        Well done, my friend. Well done.

      • Meccalopolis

        Johnny two times!

    • Red Richmond
  • greyXstar

    My years long battle with Disqus continues.

  • Crystalclear12

    Oh, I repeated myself a lot!
    Damn you disqus!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Both of these guys demonstrated today that they are unfit to hold any office under the Constitution of the United States.

    • BadKitty904

      These guys have proven that they will happily amend, repeal, or ignore the Constitution of the United States.

  • BadKitty904

    I genuinely believe that Turmp will (try) to fire Mueller. Faced with any problem in his life, he has invariably chosen the stupidest possible solution. The Republican Congress will, of course, back him to the hilt and immediately sequester and destroy the evidence of their treason that Mueller’s Justice League has gathered.

    The question is – what are We the People going to do about it?

    • Crystalclear12

      Didn’t work for Nixon and they liked him more than Trump.

      • BadKitty904

        A different time and a different Congress. This crew doesn’t even pretend to obey the law.

      • jesterpunk

        Republicans still haven’t gotten over Nixon almost being impeached and being forced to resign. They keep trying to impeach Democrats and keep failing so they will let Trump go this time because he will sign anything they send him to win. He is everything they wanted in a POTUS anyway, a big distraction that will do what they want. Once he stops being useful they will figure out what to do with him.

    • Bad Tom

      Several recent elections presage the result.
      The GOP keeps on its present course to its peril.

    • Meccalopolis

      Mueller is too smart to not have a plan to protect the evidence

      • BadKitty904

        (That’s my secret hope, but I don’t want it to get around…)

        • Meccalopolis

          Mum’s the word (*winks)

  • amrak63

    Dammit, I miss the Syphilitic Woodchucks. They owned the auditorium that time they opened for Harvey Danger at the University of Central Arkansas. Too bad the lead flugelhorn player went out for a walk afterward and got eaten by wampus cats. The others just couldn’t bear to continue the band after that.

  • borninatrailer

    That face of Rosenstein’s might become my new desktop background.

  • Andrew Rheinheimer

    So the one thing I can say about being born and living in Ohio is, hey, at least it isn’t Indiana.

    • OutOfOrbit

      Or Kansas (Iowasux but not like Ohio)

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Meanwhile, back at the White House, Donald Trump is 6 hours into a cheeseburgers and Baywatch bingefest.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      He fast forwards through the David Hasselhoff parts also too.

    • BadKitty904

      Hey, as long as he isn’t pretending to “President”…

      • SDGeoff3

        I’m good with it.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        He likes boobs.

    • OutOfOrbit

      Watching Baywatch makes my undies too tight

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Bless your….heart?

        • OutOfOrbit

          Know what I mean?

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            No. That one went straight over my lady-brain.

          • OutOfOrbit

            I donut believe you want me to be more on point over your head again

  • Newzheimer

    Louie Gohmert, the world’s only living brain donor.

    How he manages to dress himself every day is a wonder.

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    Talk about an echo chamber! Christ!

    • eggs ackly-wright

      “I see everything twice!”

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Or double?

      • JustDon’tSayMoore

        “The walls! The walls! Push back the walls!”

    • hannjenn

      Hardly. Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan’s scenery chewing, pro-Donald-Dump grandstanding is embedded in its entirety. Same for Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert. That’s the problem with Republicnts, (you choose the vowel). They have no critical thinking skills so they say the stupidest shit.

  • Mavenmaven

    We can have a Mueller firing pool. I’m guessing around Christmas or New Year, when Trump thinks no one is paying attention.

    • jesterpunk

      I am thinking next year when Republicans try and kill social security.

      • 52camellias

        New Year — during Xmas, Drumpf is too distracted by all the shiny.

      • mailman27

        Maybe Bill O’Reilly can get somebody to write a book about it! Killing Social Security

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      How cute, you think Dampnut has any say at all in anything! https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0381/18/1424169796041.jpg

      • Mavenmaven

        you must know me in real life because I yam.

        • John Thorstensen

          I think, therefore, a yam.

  • amrak63

    I wonder why Trump hasn’t fired Mueller already.

    Maybe Mueller has quietly let Trump (and his master, Putin) know that if Mueller is fired (or dies mysteriously–that’s more for Putin than Trump), EVERYTHING WILL COME OUT. Also, maybe Mueller has already shared information with state attorneys-general. The President can’t pardon state-level crimes.

    • jesterpunk
      • Bad Tom

        A second poison pill.

      • Bad Tom

        Mueller worked for years here in Boston. His reputation is stellar.

        FWIW, General Kelly was born and reared in my neighborhood of Brighton. He went to high school a few blocks down the street.

        That gave me a good first impression. And he seemed to be doing good things moderating Trump. Then the whole Gold Star thing blew up.

        When Kelly’s emotions get involved, he can get carried away. I’m glad he dropped out of public view again.

        He just got rid of Omarosa. That’s a plus. He tries to get Trump to start work by 9am. I think if he left, the situation would be worse.

        • Lord Jim

          Kelly was also an anti-immigrant bigot going back to at least his DHS days.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVy8Bh1Kbts

          • Bad Tom

            That is also dismaying true, and fits right in with the darker side of Boston’s history.

        • Red Bird

          Getting rid of Omarosa can be seen as confirmation that he doesn’t work well with self assured black women.

          • Bad Tom

            I bet Kelly would be fine with Condoleezza Rice. Why isn’t she involved in Trump’s inner circle?

            Omarosa’s apparent qualification for being a Presidential Aide was being a TV host and friend of Mr. Trump.

            Incompetence comes in all colors and both sexes.

          • MsEdgyNation

            After dealing with Bush the Younger, I’m sure Condi has had quite enough of this shit for one lifetime. At least Dubya was an AMIABLE worthless dipshit.

    • Bad Tom

      I think there is a poison pill in operation– essentially that Trump understands that impeachment will be on the table if he tries a Saturday Night Massacre. And it won’t quash the investigation, either.

      Also, too, there WOULD be demonstrations. People would be pissed.

      The GOP is already afraid of the mid-terms. They would be terrified of facing the electorate if they did nothing about Trump if he fired Mueller.

    • Red Bird

      that’s why he’s trying to fill state positions so quickly

  • coozledad

    White trash needs to find a place to live in Russia. Gonna be too damn warm for them here.

    • amrak63

      An appropriate place indeed, since an unusually intelligent piece of white trash runs Russia.

      • Roadstergal

        I would say ‘wily’ rather than ‘intelligent.’

    • Red Bird

      Why would it be too warm for them here?

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    I thought the D-word was DEMOCRAT.

    • Bad Tom

      Me also, too!

  • Edith Prickly

    I’m sure we’ve had this discussion before, but would firing Mueller even stop the investigation? He’s collected a lot of material already.

    • 52camellias

      Historically, no, but that doesn’t mean Drumpf won’t mistake Mueller for one of his personal lawyers. Again.

    • Paperless Tiger

      They’ll chew it up and swallow it, even the hard drives.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      And the copies of materials live-sent to state AGs… or maybe that should be AsG

      • John Thorstensen

        The Onion at one point reported that William Safire had walked into a Burger King and ordered himself two Whoppers Junior.

  • hudson

    partisan hacks jordan, gohmert et al, are upset that somebody else is has a political opinion?

    the entire edifice is built on partisanship. the fucking speaker votes on party lines. and may i mention benghazi?

  • chazmanr

    Did Steve Cohen cast aspersions at Louie’s asparagus again?

  • Bad Tom

    The most important thing you posted, Evan, is that HIT THE STREETS link.
    If shit goes down (Trump fires Mueller,) we need to take action.

  • Anna Rompage

    I hate to break this to you all, but all of these republican howler monkies probably thought there was some validity to the reports that John Podseta running a child prostitution ring out of the basement of Comet Ping Pong…

    • Beanz&Berryz

      He coulda been if there had been a basement…

      • Lord Jim

        Just because the basement has not yet been found does not mean it doesn’t exist. They probably moved the operation and filled in the basement when word got out. How will we know until we appoint a special prosecutor and have years of hearings? /s

        • Robyn Ryan

          Schrodinger’s basement.

          • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

            -mert

      • eastcoastlib

        When I go, I always get the medium pizza with BBQ fetus. It’s awesome.

  • Anne Of Green Bagels

    geniuses gonna genius.

  • Kip TW

    Holy cow! This will revolutionize the vast Rhetoric industry! If you spout gibberish fast enough and forcefully enough, it is still gibberish! Stop the presses! Stop the… oh, they weren’t. Well, start them up AND STOP THEM!

  • Tony Prost

    WHO IS RUNNING THE FUCKING COUNTRY???

  • Kip TW

    Lord, what a technique! “I will now ask you a question, and you will answer with one of two words. The first word has three letters, the second word has two letters. Each word has one vowel in it… let me simplify. My first is in Yogi, but never in Boo Boo. My second is the sound made by a gal when she sees a mouse. My fourth… third!… is the first letter of the S-word…”

  • MOG253

    Wow, speaking in tongues?

  • anon_the_great

    Oh Goober, was someone casting aspersions about your asperagras again?

  • Lord Jim

    The FBI is in the tank for Democrats?

    For real?

    The Daily Beast reported
    on Thursday on ties between Trump surrogate Rudy Giuliani, the former
    New York mayor, and the FBI’s New York field office, which reportedly
    pressed the FBI to revisit the Clinton server investigation after
    beginning an inquiry into Weiner’s alleged sexual texting with a minor.
    The website reported that a former New York field office chief, highly
    critical of the non-indictment, runs a military charity that has
    received significant financial donations from Trump.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      more of that good old GOP projection

  • Jgb979

    Louis Gohmert at least at one point was intellectually capable of getting a juris doctorate from Baylor.

    Is it CTE?
    Senility?
    Brain escape syndrome?

    There has to be a medical explanation for that much stupidity

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      CTE? Cranial Turd Embolism, right?

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      Evan already journalismed it for us: hacked by syphalitic woodchucks, obvs.
      Btw, woodchucks are also known as whistle pigs, so there’s that also too.

    • Mike

      None of the above…
      I teach, my anecdotal evidence is that many students who are quite twisted are still fully capable of passing a test.
      There’s a lot of Louie’s out there

    • honey if you get in to law school and show up for class they give you a JD

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Tertiary syphilis from sheep fucking?

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Good god, Evan! You are on FIYAH

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    The Doltish lawyer could be right that Mueller is done interviewing. He’s probably ready to indict the whole administration.

  • Citizen Five

    Gohmert and Jordan are engaged in a fight to the death over who can prove themself the dumbest of dumbfucks in Congress. What a pair of clowns.

  • Ducksworthy

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0b442b02610608f140102c581ff3e9350c817c422c3ef479178ae474bae74f18.png Jim Jordan’s place of honor. Is the little pimple on the nose his house on Lake Erie?

    • Roadstergal

      The gerrymanders are mutating.

      • TootsStansbury

        Into Puff the Magic Dragon?

    • Rags

      Thank goodness it looks like Cedar Point is outside his domain. I can still ride their coasters!

    • LucindathePook

      Actually, it doesn’t touch Lake Erie. I know this because I am in OH-9. Marcy Kaptur territory, and it goes from Toledo to West Side Cleveland, contiguously along the lakeshore, so there is a little strip of about 200 yards it looks like on the west side of Lorain that ties it together. We used to be Kucinichville, and welcome to Gerrymander City.

  • ltmcdies

    So here’s what I’m not understanding….Trump fires Mueller….but does that mean the investigation just “goes away”

    I have a hard time believing that a smart, careful and methodical man like Mueller hasn’t got somebody groomed to jump into the number one spot if necessary.

    manafort charged and Kelly with a guilty plea…..plus all documented evidence they must have to charge them…..what dos firing Mueller do with all that?

    Now if it’s shutting down the whole investigation…that’s more than a firing.

    so what is it about special councils have I missed.

    • dshwa

      Mueller could leak it all to the press if he’s fired. Trump can rant about it, but Mueller probably knows a ton of damaging stuff at this point. And Mueller is a country first Republican. He’d air of of Trump’s laundry to save the country if he thought that’s what was required.

      • Cornelius Fussbudget

        This. I guarantee there’s an offsite backup of all the data that only Mueller has the password for. Probably set to automatically email it to the NYT if he doesn’t log in once a week.

    • Rags

      I suppose 4-5 could try to abolish the position of special counsel for this case so there would not be the possibility of a succession

    • Mike

      Good question, also…what happens to the numerous unsealed indictments that may exist at the various grand juries, the testimony of crimes committed that hasn’t yet been presented, or the plea deals or indicts that have already gone down…it would be chaos…
      I also think it would hasten the impeachment process.

      • ltmcdies

        that’s another good question….to get those indictments they’ve had to have gone to a judge to get them, wouldn’t they.

        I was pretty young during Watergate but I don’t believe that Special Council was as far down the road as Mueller….

        I could be wrong though…where’s my google

        • Mike

          The Watergate Special Committee was very different than the Special Council we have now. I’m no attorney but I’ve read a few pieces where they have basically defanged the position a bit and left a loop hole for the Pres to be able to fire the SC for specific cause…anything less would create a constitutional crisis

      • TootsStansbury

        A safe bet would be if there is a way for the idiot to step all over his non existent dick, he’ll make yoeman’s work of it.

    • John Thorstensen

      It is also almost certain that Mueller has fed Eric Schneiderman, Atty General of NY, an airtight money laundering case against Trump that Trump cannot dodge or pardon his way out of. Checkmate.

  • ltmcdies
    • They interviewed a DEMOCRAT??? WHAAATTTTT?????

      • ltmcdies

        I know….I was shocked too

    • I wanna be her when I grow up.

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Poor dumb Louie… he can’t believe that someone would say the things that he read out, and yet it struck me that I’ve heard him say worse things about his political opponents every time I’ve seen him on the teevee.

    The hypocrisy of these people is just not to be believed.

    • TootsStansbury

      Dumb Louie defending Baby Huey, that oughtta work.

  • ltmcdies

    you know….i don’t remember having to hear from the Secret Service as much during the Obama years

    https://twitter.com/SecretService/status/941082310832738305

    • BadKitty904

      Well, the photos show her being escorted by a bunch of white guys in sunglasses and suits. So, who were they? Well-dressed cabbies?

      • Jon Sussex

        Aw, somebody sent her a bouquet of strippers on her last day.

        • BadKitty904

          In the current Republican White House, nothing would surprise me…

          • What about Trump resigning?

          • BadKitty904

            I don’t see him leaving except in handcuffs, a str8-jacket, or a box.

          • That’s why it would be a surprise.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            All of which I find acceptable.

          • BadKitty904

            Works for me.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            FSM make it so.

      • Rags

        MIB

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Psychiatrists?

      • TootsStansbury

        Doesn’t Tr*mp have his own private goon squad?

        • BadKitty904

          That would require actually paying said goons.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            That’s OK. Trump will stiff them. It’s The Art of the Deal, y’know.

          • BadKitty904

            He would be just stupid enough to stiff his own private security detail.

      • Private security force?

    • man Omarosa sounds like a villain from Green Lantern
      was her mom into comics

  • eastcoastlib

    I’ve been trying to keep up with Gohmert and his thoughtful reasoning and here’s what I have so far.

    Mueller is obviously a Democrat/Russian spy who hired a guy that says “fuck’ and “douche” and is therefore unfit to do lawyer stuff. Rosenstein gay married Comey and forced Sessions to watch them after which Sessions recused and joined in. God hates them all for this and thus Trump is like Jesus.

    • TootsStansbury

      That sounds about it.

    • only people who cuss more flagrantly than lawyers are business douches

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Saying “fuck” a lot is requisite for being a lawyer,

  • TheStrayGoose

    Ummm we don’t game syphillitic woodchucks in Texas (or maybe we do I dunno) but we do have a deranged hamster for a gas station mascot.

    • BadKitty904

      Rabid armadillos?

      • TundraGrifter

        Don’t they get (or just carry?) Hanson’s Disease?

        • Zippy W Pinhead
          • Institute For Applied Despair

            There are few things in life so gratifying as Slap Shot.

          • Paul Dietzel

            “I’m listening to the fucking song!”
            But, two stories: 1) I stopped at the War Memorial one day to buy a Chiefs sweatshirt and I saw the skate sharpener back in the corner. Joe McGrath must not have been able to sell it.
            2) A lady was on Antiques Roadshow one night and she had a whole bunch of trading cards, not Baseball, but Hockey. She had a mint “Eddie Shore” and the appraiser told her that while not worth as much money as a Honus Wagner in similar condition it was really much rarer and more significant in the collecting world.

        • BadKitty904

          I know they get – dunno if they carry – leprosy.

          • Slamtundra

            I grew up thinking every armadillo had and would give you leprosy if you so much as looked at it funny.
            You know they jump when they get scared? I learned that driving my 1979 Dodge Colt home one night from a tennis tournament in high school on highway 79 out of Carthage. I saw it too late to swerve, so I figured I’d straddle it, but it jumped straight up right about when it was directly under my seat. That nearly make me shit my britches.

          • BadKitty904

            We see them all the time Down Here. My uncle had a pet armadillo when he was a kiddo.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            I’ve wanted one ever since one rolled down an embankment in front of me.

          • BadKitty904

            If you raise them from a pup, they can apparently be fairly affectionate. My uncle’s used to follow him around all the time…

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            I just think they are cute as hell. I’ve had flying squirrels and a raccoon and a few gray squirrels that I have bottle fed and raised to adulthood, but not an armadillo. I think there is a burrow that is under my bay window though. It is quite a good sized hole.

          • BadKitty904

            They also grunt like little piglets.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            no, really? I did not know that, cool.

          • BadKitty904

            They also burrow and are excellent swimmers.

          • Grumpy Old Man

            You do know what Hanson’s Disease is, right?

          • BadKitty904

            Yes – leprosy.

          • Grumpy Old Man
          • BadKitty904

            lol In fact, the only I know what Hanson’s Disease is because the state health dept. Down Here issues occasional warnings about trifling with armadillos…

          • BadKitty904

            (And I am SO stealing that gif!)

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          Oh, that’s horrible. Imagine getting an illness that turns you into a singing trio.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            A*shudder* boy band trio.

    • Meccalopolis

      We got psychotic squirrels

    • Institute For Applied Despair

      I was always terribly fond of Terrible Herbst of Nevada.

  • GreyWolfSC

    They all took Russian money…

    • TootsStansbury

      The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is a Thing. No snark.

      • Ayep. Notice it is the ones claiming to be the most religious and most pure also, and the ones always screaming about freedumbs and taxes and gays
        Weird that. Almost as if people noticed their actual policy they’d have been laughed out of town.

        Also, is Louie up in 18? I would LOVE to D his seat

        • Dinz6315

          All Reps every 2 years. Right?

          • Zyxomma

            Yes.

      • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

        Damn straight.

      • Slamtundra

        Yeah, I think you’re right.

      • Joe Monte

        And they would have gotten away with it to were it not for you meddling kids!

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          Time for a Scooby-Snack!

    • amrak63

      Just like before 12/7/41, many of the isolationists were taking German money.

  • middleclassman1

    So all these Republicans who are fighting for a ride on Trump’s dick think that FBI agents can’t do their jobs because of their political opinion?

  • chronozoan

    GOP vs FBI : WHO WILL WIN? (here’s a hint. the guys with the law on their side)

  • FauxAntocles

    If they fire Bobby, I say we build a guillotine on the National Mall.

  • wait! what?

    Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan
    #emootional

  • SeeTrainOffTheRails

    I know you all believe Evan is joking about the “moos.”

    He is not.

    Jim Jordan “moos.” He is and will always be bovine. Or the excrement thereof.

    • bbayliss

      Give me some milk or else go home?

      • Saxo the Grammarian

        ISWYDT.

  • CATMAN

    Da winnah an still grand champeen, Louie Gohmert, the dumbest dumbshit in da whole US Congress

  • puredog

    I have now watched all the videos, and will soon be expecting my cookie. I will note that I do believe that the syphilitic woodchucks observation is merely stating the obvious.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    OFFS, Louie, shut up and eat your asparagus.

    • ryp

      I’m not one to cast aspersions readily, but Gohmert’s asparagus is shit.

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    I believe the Gohmert-Gowdy Syndrome has become a recognized pathological mental disorder. Symptoms include: total detachment from reality; complete incomprehension of the Constitution; a persecution complex, as in persecuting people for imaginary reasons; being utter assholes. The only known therapeutic remedy for this condition is rational voting.

  • Zyxomma

    Syphilitic woodchuck LIBELZ!!1!!!

    • Duke

      Yeah!

      Some of my best friends are syphilitic woodchucks.

  • ryp

    What a couple of gohmerts.

  • Slamtundra

    Can somebody explain to me how these fuckers, these broke-dick ass bastards, can sit up there and spew this bullshit when we’re talking about, well, sorry to be overly dramatic here, but the fate of our goddamn country? How can they do this? I watched that Jordan motherfuckers video (sorry, can’t look or listen to Gohmert because I grew up there in that fucking shitstain’s district and it gives me the PTSD), and I just cannot wrap my mind around it. WTF happened to real patriotism?

    Really, has it always been like this and I just never paid attention, or is this craven disregard for any scintilla of truth whatsoever getting worse? This makes me sad and breaks my brain.

    • Duke

      Just wait. As soon as they think Trump has a debilitating wound they’ll turn on him and all try to outdo each other in ripping his entrails out.

      It’ll be fun!

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        fun!…and no need for a ‘friends, trumpers, countryfucks…’ speech at the end

    • javadavis

      It’s been getting worse since the concept of journalism in return for bandwidth died and was replaced by the idea that news should be a profit center rather than a civic requirement.

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        so, like pretty much everything else…since raygun days?

    • Sunhead

      or is this craven disregard for any scintilla of truth whatsoever getting worse?

      Yes it has.
      Evidence based anything has been under attack for over 20 years.
      The success of Big Tobacco and Big Leaded Petrol have both informed and fueled modern propaganda, oh, and Goebbels.
      America, you are heading into a Dark Age. I am sorry, but with work you will recover. I can’t make any promises about your refugees though.
      Trump is a symptom, not the disease. The disease is Koch and Murdoch and their golf buddies.

    • Bebecca

      and why would any republican have any loyalty to trump? He has no loyalty to them and will throw everyone of them under the bus.

    • The GOP: Putting Party over Country since 1994

      • lurch394

        I’d say since 1980, but okay.

  • Manhattan123

    Robert Mueller hasn’t molested any 14-year-olds or grabbed any pussy without invitation, so what kind of Republican can he really be? Huh? Huh?

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    If Rosenstein had any guts, he would have pulled out a stalk of asparagus and set it on the table in front of himself when Goober was going on his tirade.

  • You know. I kinda feel bad that Omarosa lost her position as Official Whire House “Some of My Best Friends Are Black” Token. It’s goung to be tough going back to competing with Kathy Griffith for jobs as “3rd-rate fame-whore” and all.

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      mrs mfp reminded me that omarosa didnt even have a job title, she was just ‘there’…i replied that the job was called ‘hanger-on’ back in my day, but i think “3rd-rate fame-whore” is much more descriptive

      • Anarchy Unicorn

        With a salary of $180k per year I’d say she was a first or second rate fame whore.

        • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

          true, but…i’m pretty sure the ‘rating’ isnt alluding to the salary, ifyaknowhatimean

    • Excuse me, but Omarosa was just a low-level office worker with big boobs before she became a reality TV “star”.

      Kathy Griffin has a long career as a Female Comedian and has won a Grammy for Best Comedy Album, becoming only the third woman to win the category (after Lily Tomlin and Whoopi Goldberg).

      It’s safe to say KG has never got a gig because she has big jugs.

      Here she is on Dr Katz before she was famous [Around 6:35]
      https://youtu.be/YUVqMFVeQVg

  • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

    syphilitic woodchucks is the name of my new emo band

  • Donna Mueller

    wherever louie the goober goes, whatever he does, he is ALWAYS the stupidest f##k within a hundred mile radius. the dumbest summbitch in congress. this a$$hat used to be a judge????????? c’mon texas, you’re all better than that!!!!

    • Belasaurius

      he was elected by East Texas, where I lived for nearly a decade and believe me, as long as Louie keeps humping guns and Jesus, they’ll keep sending him back again and again

    • RobGinChicago

      There you go, casting aspersions on Louis’ asparagus.

    • rg9rts

      Cruz

  • MsEdgyNation

    These hearings are accomplishing NOTHING except making me nostalgic for the days when the biggest scandal in DC was President Obama wearing a tan suit.

  • Kurt Weil

    Firing Mueller = Brick throwing riots

    • BadKitty904

      ‘Bout damned time, too.

  • Ruhe

    Joe Scarborough said a smart thing this morning in response to this. (I know…) Anyway, big Joe said if you guys are so concerned about how Mueller’s investigation may have been compromised by a few texts from one agent then by all means please “show us all the texts you guys were sharing during the never ending Benghazi hearings” just so we can be sure your weren’t, you know, biased a little.

  • JackLinks

    Jordan’s background before becoming a politician consisted of rolling around on the floor with sweaty young boy’s!

    “Before entering politics, he was an assistant wrestling coach with the Ohio State University wrestling program.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jordan_(American_politician)

    • RobGinChicago

      Team Hastert!

  • It truly is AMAZING that the EXACT SAME “MOERONS” (Think Stork in Animal House) that pulled unbelievable lies out of their ass and told them with straight faces! And Jim Jordan is diseased idiot! And EVERYONE Watching KNOWS he was “lyin his ass off” (think Eddie Murphy the first Beverly Hills Cop) and he didn’t care!
    Worse still these are the EXACT SAME people that spent billions on their FAKE Benghazi Investigation that lasted LONGER than any Congressional investigation in American HISTORY that accomplished nothing but DISHONESTLY affecting the General Election, EXACTLY like the Russi… Wait a minute…!!!

  • John McLaughlin

    I very much look forward to what Rep. Jordan says when Mueller releases his report and shows that the Trump family/organization/campaign/administration was and is corrupted by laundered money and conspiracy efforts against democracy.

  • Here’s what I don’t get about the GOP attacking the FBI.

    The people IN the FBI are majority Republicans, along with a lot of law enforcement.

    They respect the Republicans at the head of their mostly Republican Law Enforcement Bureau who are currently being attacked by … the Republicans in Congress.

    This seems like it should generate a lot of potentially very angry and frustrated (and influential) Republican voters, pissed at Republican lawmakers.

    Why are the Republicans throwing themselves under the bus for Trump – who isn’t actually even a Republican?

    • Weevie

      Picking fly shit out of pepper with the scandalous donations some of Mueller’s team made to democrats and the Strzok, who was fired last summer, thing. Gotta take into account how slow these guys are, current events are way back in yore.

  • rg9rts

    Did you ever wonder what kind of clowns elected Gohmert?

    • Joseph Miceli

      Texans.

      • rg9rts

        they all ain’t that bad

        • Joseph Miceli

          Not all, but ….Abbot, Gohmert, Cruz…there’s something wrong over there!

          • rg9rts

            it must be something in the water

  • Weevie

    I watched this mess live and Mr. Coffee Jordan took the show. Used his five minutes ranting, getting redder and redder, finally leaning back exhausted looking like The Tomato Who Couldn’t Think Straight.

    Meanwhile Rosenstein was thinking “I’m gonna let these guys tell me what to do? Hah!” He had that Carl Sagan grin a LOT!

    Silly hearing, Republicans being all indignant, some asking questions that were answered eons ago; Democrats almost all serving as character witnesses. Two hours in, Trump interrupted coverage with a rehash of last week’s news of a new agreement (not) on the tax relief bill, which was just a lame attempt to recover from Moore’s massive failure.

    How much did this thing cost taxpayers?

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