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As you might imagine, there has been quite the variety of hot takes coming from conservatives today, following Democrat Doug Jones’s defeat of Roy Moore in Alabama. Some of are blaming Mitch McConnell for not standing by their man. Some are claiming victory from the jaws of defeat, knowing that Roy Moore would have been a real bad look for them anyway. Some are even claiming that the whole thing WAS RIGGED and that Roy Moore did actually win, but that the Establishment Republicans and the Democrats banded together to secure a win for Jones. And, of course, some are blaming women.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, one of those blaming women (and simultaneously claiming it was all RIGGED) is Andrew Anglin of The Daily Stormer, who had been VERY excited for Moore to win this race. In a post titled “White Women Dropped The Ball In Alabama,” Anglin whines:

White women were responsible for the Alabama election, voting for the Democrat at a rate of 9 points higher than men.

Just as they have been responsible for every nationalist defeat in the last 5 years.

Roy Moore was right when he said “repeal every amendment past the 10th.”

Letting these stupid whores vote was an absolutely insane decision, and something that our society may only recover from when there is no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.

WAAAHHHHHHH! WOMEN CAN VOTE AND I DON’T EVEN GET TO OWN ONE! HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?

Anglin, however, is also claiming that the election was RIGGED, citing a TechCrunch article from yesterday about how the Alabama Supreme Court (which, surely, is filled with liberal activist judges) blocked a Montgomery County order to preserve digital voting records.

However, if there were a recount, the paper ballots (not the digitized versions of them) would be what would be counted, and those are kept for 22 months after the election. So not a very good argument there!

Over on /pol/ there were a lot of tears.

Weird! That reply seems an awful lot like what they were trying to do with Pizzagate, except we didn’t imagineer Moore’s pedophile scandal ourselves.

And a lot of woman blaming!

They figured out that white women are the key swing voters since Trump. Thats why we have had nothing but feminist bullshit, sexual assault allegations, the fucking dictionary makes “Feminism” the word of the year, Time makes the accusers the people of the year. This is their new strategy. Notice the massive amount of anti-woman hate on here recently? Its only there to turn away anyone new who would come. D&C. We have to get ahead of this shit. Dont fight women we have to make them our allies or we lose before it starts. We need a way to either bring the women to our side or to neutralize their vote on the left. Need more sexual allegations for the left. Need to show the left being anti woman, anti family.

Good luck with that!

The alt-right Twitter account McFeels blamed the loss on white voters having not “felt enough pain” yet.

Whatever that means.

Weird Mike Cernovich had been very, very confident that Moore was going to win.

But, naturally, he is now claiming he didn’t care about the election AT ALL and you are dumb for thinking he did! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFOOLEDYOU!

Oh yes, we are all addicted to the intoxicating drug that is Weird Mike Cernovich. Either that or we are genuinely amazed that someone goes around being that terrible all the time.

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire blamed his fellow evangelicals, who — UGH — voted for a guy who definitely wants to stab all the newborns right in the head as they exit the vagina, just because the guy running against him maybe molested a 14-year-old 40 whole years ago. Unfair!

Roy Moore’s brother, Jerry Moore — who believes that the Democratic Party paid all of his brother’s accusers to come forward — says that Doug Moore and all the Democrats and all the Republicans who thwarted his brother’s bid for senate will answer for it IN HELL.

OOH DOUG JONES YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER! WITH GOD!

Over on The_Donald subreddit, the going theory is that from now on, because this “worked,” the Democratic Party is just going to falsely accuse every Republican ever of sexual assault.

Richard Spencer seemed… confused.

The National Review, largely, seems to be taking the tack that the GOP “dodged a bullet” with Moore, because of how horrible he was. Which, you know, they’re not wrong.

Despite the frustration of a 52-seat majority becoming a 51-seat majority, tonight’s result is in fact, a long-term victory for the Republican Party. Had Moore gone to the Senate, he would have faced a Senate Ethics Committee investigation. Had that investigation brought back anything less than a full exoneration, GOP senators would have faced the decision of whether to expel him. As is, Moore could be counted on to create new controversies every time he faced the cameras; every Republican would constantly be asked if they agreed with their fellow senator’s controversial contentions about “reds and yellows,” unnecessary Constitutional Amendments, the wisdom of Vladimir Putin, or whether America was the focus of evil in the modern world.

Breitbart, which backed Moore from the beginning, is blaming the “establishment” Republicans:

The Federalist is taking the same tack, largely blaming Mitch McConnell. The “wisdom” here is that the Establishment Republicans (wrongly) backed Luther Strange instead of the more “populist” but still somewhat “electable” Mo Brooks, and even convinced Trump to do so, assuming he’d win easily over Moore, which turned out not to be the case. Mo Brooks, they contend, would have won easily against Doug Jones.

And now, finally, TRUMP’S TAKE. Which is, of course, that he was right all along about Moore not being electable, and also that we have always been at war with East Asia.

Sure. Why not?

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  • MynameisBlarney
  • JohnBull

    If we’re going to hell, then what kind of place is full of Roy Moore supporters in the afterlife?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, our Hell is gonna be awesome because we’ll know almost everyone there, and the parties! HOOOOODAWGIES!

      Theirs is gonna be like an old Piggly Wiggly that’s poorly managed.
      The shelves are empty of their favorite things, like Wonderbread, Miracle Whip, store brand bologna and white American cheese.
      And the few employees left won’t give a fuck.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I want my afterlife to have all my family, friends, hot tubs, and an EPIC buffet table.

        • MynameisBlarney

          And an everflowing keg of the best beer ever.

          • Lance Thrustwell

            You ‘n me gotta party sometime. Maybe out behind a Piggly Wiggly between the dumpsters we could share a baloney sandwich. Woot!

        • Angela Ruzzo

          And those cakes we like. And NO CALORIES IN ANYTHING and you NEVER GET A HANGOVER!

          • MynameisBlarney

            No, there’ll be calories aplenty. We just won’t get fat.

        • arglebargle

          All of your family? You’re lucky.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall
    • Hiss

      The Egyptians postulated total annihilation for those whose hearts were not lighter than the feather of truth. Not punishment, non-existence. That would be fine with me. Their hearts were devoured by Ammit, who crouched by the scale, ever-hopeful. There must have been a sufficiently steady supply to keep her well nourished. Ammit s the one with the head of a crocodile, mane of a lion, and rear end of a hippopotamus. I am not making this up!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f0f2258683a6fdee8420b231a8164de8c5e35951806b28ae39511fe6c833afd.png

      • MynameisBlarney

        Those dang ol’ Egyptians and their crazy ass Pokeymans.

        • Oblios_Cap

          But they sure could walk!

          • MynameisBlarney

            Yes, that they could.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I just had a conversation with my retired minister fundamentalist Christian bigot Uncle Dwayne, who is always talking about how well he knows the Bible, and he started talking about all the old friends he will be meeting again soon (he is 92). I said “Uncle Dwayne, what are you talking about, nobody has gone to heaven yet.” He bristled “Of course they have!” and I said “But Uncle Dwayne, it says right there in Corinthians and John and Revelations that “For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed” and “the hour is coming in which all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come forth” and “the rest of the dead lived not until the thousand years were finished”.

        Needless to say I eventually had to change the subject. I wish I had thought to bring up the Ancient Egyptians.

        • Eileen Besse

          Hahahahahahah!!!

      • Angela Ruzzo

        This has nothing to do with your post, it’s just that I found this cool Egyptian graphic 20 years ago and I love it so much I put it on my personal letterhead.
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/301580b802ba8e581035459016898d2de85b7fea0785733dbde870ba0f600e01.jpg

        • Oblios_Cap

          Anubis went to school?

          • Lascauxcaveman

            And currently works in the IT dept.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            He is clearly sitting for a Microsoft Certification exam, can’t you tell?

  • therblig

    just as long as we don’t have to answer to the coca-cola company.

    • BadKitty904

      Shoot it off! Shoot, with your gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!

    • John Thorstensen

      Preverts.

  • sw19timezones
  • Joe Beese

    These people are all A Stupid.

  • BadKitty904

    All together now: GET OVER IT.

    • keinsignal

      I kind of hope they don’t, though? Endless name-calling, accusations of backstabbing, actual* backstabbing, and bitter infighting is exactly where I want the GOP right now.

      *(by which I mean, metaphorical**)

      **(but either way is fine, really)

    • JohnBull

      Another country club favorite: “If you don’t like it, leave it!”

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Around here it’s “Y’all c’n move yer asses right the fuck to Saudi Arabia, where they don’t even let people shit without checkin’ the Ko-Ran.”

    • aureolaborealis
  • Lance Thrustwell

    Two more Senate seats! Just TWO MORE. We can do eet!

  • BadKitty904
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I’ll drink the RWNJ tears in a moment, but first, from WaPo’s email newsletter (which is why no link):

    “Every single county swung left compared to 2016, with some moving more than 15 points,” per Kim Soffen, Dan Keating, Kevin Schaul and Kevin Uhrmacher. “Moore lost 12 counties that Trump won. Moore underperformed Trump’s results by 14 percentage points in the North and Central region, by 9 points in the Black Belt and by 11 points in Southern Alabama. Typically reliable and sizable Republican wins in the rural North and South of the state evaporated into razor thin margins. Between that and an increased margin in the Black Belt, Jones was able to eke out a 21,000-vote victory, while Republicans normally win by more than half a million votes…

    “These swings can be seen in counties majority white and black, Republican and Democrat. And that means it couldn’t have just been a surge in African American turnout, or just rural Trump voters staying home, or just Republicans crossing over to vote for Jones. Jones’ campaign was able to achieve a combination of the three that drove him to victory. Despite it being an off-year special election in December, Jones got 92 percent of Hillary Clinton’s vote total. Moore just got 49 percent of Trump’s.”

    tl;dr: BOOM!

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Irrelevant: every reporter on this story has a name that begins with a K. Coincidence, or a liberal plot to destroy America? Discuss amongst yourselves.

    • jodyleek

      So, what they are saying is, pedophiles don’t make great candidates? Hmmm. Maybe the GOPers should take notes or something.

      • Caepan

        What, take notes like some ee-leet college-type librul?!?!

  • MynameisBlarney

    J’left gaslighting?

    • Resistor Radio

      Is that a “joo” thing? What the hell.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Probably.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      One half of J-Lo’s greatest asset.

  • puredog

    Shorter Cernovich: “Sure, I *predicted* that he’d win, but I didn’t *care* one way or t’other.”

    • MynameisBlarney

      Even Shorter Cernovich: “Here, try my spoo! It’s MAGIC!”

  • Fartknocker
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    White women were responsible for the Alabama election, voting for the Democrat at a rate of 9 points higher than men.

    (cough) I don’t even feel like posting a link but despite the gender gap, sadly the majority of white women voted for Moore (cough)

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I’d love to hear what John Lewis has to say about this, but apparently he’s got no time for basking in the I-Told-You-So.

  • BadKitty904

    Perhaps the GOP forgot that they aren’t the majority in this country…

  • WotsAllThisThen
  • lucidamente

    “Stupid Whores Vote” would be an awesome band.

    • Resistor Radio

      We’re okay, but we need a new drummer.

      • kilgoretrout

        That’s what the Beatles said before Ringo

        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

          Also AFTER Ringo.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          And Spinal Tap.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      “Vote Right You Stupid Whores” should be a nazi bumper sticker.

    • Roadstergal

      I have a Nasty Woman sticker. A Voting Whore one would complement it nicely.

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        “I’m a whore, and I vote!”

  • Belasaurius

    ah sweet Nazi tears, let me mix you with vermouth and gin and sip you as I drive my Obama-abortion van around the streets of my very red county.

    • lucidamente

      And call all your friends on your Obamaphone to gloat.

    • aureolaborealis

      I feel like most of the Nazi tears would be too sweet for a dry martini. I mean, what with the beetus and all.

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      I always figured that the right would be fine with abortions if Halliburton performed them….they could be called Hallibortions…

  • BadKitty904

    Well done, Alabama. Very well done, indeed.

  • Pilotshark

    Poor Roy, he is now retire and no mall to hang around, what ever will the prev do?

    wonder around parks i guess.

    • BadKitty904

      Future “Youth Pastor”…

    • MynameisBlarney

      He’s going undercover to work as a Mall Santa.

    • Earl Of Sammich

      He’ll run the Miss Teen Alabama pageant. Or at least try to.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Wait for high school prom season

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        “Hello, Kiddy Academy Preschool? My name is Judge Roy…Hello? Hello??????”

    • AmusedAmused

      He’s gonna foster orphans, I guess.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Dont fight women we have to make them our allies or we lose before it starts. We need a way to either bring the women to our side or to neutralize their vote on the left.

    Yeah, we ladies will line up after being told that you’ll fight us if we don’t go to your side!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/da14c23cca9754270186fba11a7efcce4e911f7ef01bc60101783cd351ca903b.jpg

  • susan_g

    As they like to say, Fuck Your Feelings!

  • BadKitty904
  • wide_stance_hubby

    No way I’m going anywhere near any of their bodily fluids.

    • Resistor Radio

      “What if my waiter is a deplorable?”

      • BadKitty904

        Stop eating at Waffle House.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Then, I’ll just have their Butthurt to go (and hold the special sauce).

  • Dave Babler

    Oh…they mad, alright.

    Let’s take a moment though and realize that if it hadn’t been for one hell of a ground game, especially in the African American communities this wouldn’t have happened. Let this be a lesson to us all…if you want to win elections, get out and knock on doors. Find out how by contacting your local Democratic Club or Committee here: http://asdc.democrats.org/state-parties/index.html and here: https://my.democrats.org/page/s/help-elect-democrats

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    GOPe? Is that some sort of acronym for Republicans who aren’t as batshit as this crowd?

  • Crystalclear12

    The problem with the National Review’s argument is they still have defend supporting him.

  • Joe Beese

    Hussies!

    A female Democratic House member shocked fellow lawmakers Wednesday when she said that the revealing clothing that some members and staffers wear is an “invitation” to sexual harassment.

    Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-Ohio) made the comments during a private Democratic Caucus meeting Wednesday to discuss sexual harassment issues, according to two Democratic sources in the room.

    “I saw a member yesterday with her cleavage so deep it was down to the floor,” Kaptur said, according to the sources present. “And what I’ve seen … it’s really an invitation.” The comments left many others in the room stunned, the sources said.

    https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/13/marcy-kaptur-womens-clothing-sexual-harassment-294974

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And yet burqas are un-Christian.

    • Resistor Radio

      You’re not helping, Marcy.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Marcy … could you be in the closet, sugar?

    • SisterArtemis

      Much like strings of pearls or a Rolex is an invitation to theft? Get a grip, Marcy, your head’s on backwards. Just because the cleavage is there (or the pearls, or the Rolex) doesn’t mean anyone’s invited to explore it, or take it, or make it theirs.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Cleavage all the way down to the floor? Indicates said person could use a more supportive brassiere, or has fallen down, face forward.

      • Roadstergal

        It’s a stunning mental image. Not so much an invitation to sexual harassment, but an invitation to see a health care professional.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Ms. Choksondik libel!

  • Shibusa

    Roy Moore lost because he’s the white man’s candidate? Really? Just about any other Republican could have run in Moore’s place, and he/she would have beaten Doug Jones.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Notice the massive amount of anti-woman hate on here recently? Its only there to turn away anyone new who would come. D&C.

    Maybe someone who speaks wingnut can explain me why this guy is recommending an abortion procedure?

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      I assumed he meant “divide and conquer”. But I am a moran.

    • Resistor Radio

      And how bad has it been “lately” that he noticed there was anti-woman hate?

    • BadKitty904

      I’m sorry, I’m not fluent in Bullshit.

  • goonemeritus

    Well I guess Jesus didn’t have time to vote yesterday- slacker.

  • keinsignal

    Somebody remind me – how did Mo Brooks actually do in that primary for the seat he supposedly would have won? Was he even in double digits?

    But yes, surely it makes sense that the guy who came in a distant third would have won the whole thing, given the chance. (Lincoln Chafee 2020!)

  • Victoria Ricola

    “Dont fight women we have to make them our allies or we lose before it starts.”

    “Letting these stupid whores vote was an absolutely insane decision, and something that our society may only recover from when there is no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.”

    Hahahahahahaha. The strategical mind of the alt-sexhavers right is a sight to behold.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I was about post my thinking on why their efforts to suppress voting rights for women would backfire spectacularly.
      But, I’d rather not give them any hints.

  • Crystalclear12

    Man, this bath is crowded!

    • MynameisBlarney

      *farts*
      And now it’s a bubble bath!

  • Bill D. Burger

    [Perhaps unsurprisingly, one of those blaming women (and simultaneously claiming it was all RIGGED) is Andrew Anglin of The Daily Stormer, who had been VERY excited for Moore to win this race.
    Anglin: “Roy Moore was right when he said “repeal every amendment past the 10th.”

    Letting these stupid whores vote was an absolutely insane decision, and something that our society may only recover from when there is no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.”]

    The master race!
    bwwwwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    And ladies….He single! Surprise.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-odI60kNk3vM/VeJRgbThzuI/AAAAAAAABI0/2JQHCEgANMo/s1600/andrew_anglin_the_punk.jpg

    • Resistor Radio

      Says the guy who tried to have a two young teens as wives while in the Philippines.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That HAS to be fucking shopped.

      LOL
      If not, no fuckin WONDER he’s full of hate.

    • kilgoretrout

      A cue ball with eyes.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Where’s Tweedledee?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Also, he’s of the same inbred Cylcopean gene pool as Zimmerman I see.

    • natoslug

      The penis has eyes.

    • MynameisBlarney

      JESUS FUCK! That bugs the livin shit outta me.
      It’s like one of his parents had Down Syndrome or somethin.

      SS woulda marched his inbred ass right off to the camps.

      • SisterArtemis

        Down syndrome libuls. Seriously.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Yeah…I should probably delete that post.
          But STILL.

          • SisterArtemis

            It’s one of those “I know what you meant, but maybe the shape of it is off” situations. I wouldn’t delete it, I’d have a conversation about it. Which is why I commented as I did, not DEMAND YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH or slam you.

            Sometimes, there are not enough metaphors in the world….

          • MynameisBlarney

            Yeah, well, thanks, but it’s gone now.
            It was wrong.

          • SisterArtemis

            You know, I’ve been cruising the comment threads for the last few days, spotting a lot of stuff that is kind of smarmy, kind of wrong – nothing too egregious, mostly sexual innuendo that’s slightly creepy – and thinking about how we are supposed to handle it when someone throws something out there that’s clever and also contains something a bit off.

            I’m not a zero-tolerance kind of gal – we’ve got to be able to talk these things out, at least some of the time. I think gently calling each other on b.s. is the best path, and most people respond well to it. I sometimes worry that deleting the source of the discussion buries the concepts that we’re discussing.

            Real early in my non-commenting time here, during campaign season, someone posted a picture of the border wall, with “rape Trump” graffiti on it – don’t know if it was real, or photoshopped, but in any case, I commented on it. My comment was basically that I could sympathize with the anger, but maybe a rape reference was taking it to far. The guy responded with “yeah, I was wondering about that” and also mentioned taking it down (I don’t think he did). We had a nice back and forth about the issues of wishing violence on horrible people, and using rape as a metaphor, and then I offered him tea and biscuits, and he accepted, and it was one of the best interactions I’ve ever had around challenging someone on their post. (This one has been easy too, btw)

            I think we just need to keep talking, when someone posts something that’s on the edge, or dips into using funky terminology, or outdated metaphors. We just need to keep talking.

  • Crystalclear12

    So Mo Brooks is their Bernie?

    • Caepan

      Mo Brooks is their Jim Webb.

  • Reximus
  • goonemeritus

    I having a hard time remembering all the reasons I am grateful to women.

    • Resistor Radio

      Awwww

    • BadKitty904

      Heck, I was born in bed with one!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        And promptly reached first base.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Niiiiice!

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Damn. This Andrew Anglin guy is obviously a political fucking genius. Calling half the nation stupid whores is a surefire way to get female voters to join your team and stop stomping your Nazi balls with votes.

    • kilgoretrout

      It’s easier since Nazi’s only have one ball.

      • Non-Threatening Ron

        Hey, Goering had two, though they WERE very small.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          Himmler was very similar.

      • weighmaster
        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

          But Angus Young’s got the biggest balls of them all!

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Now….

    • Victoria Ricola

      “Why don’t these stupid whore bitches ever do what we say?!?!”

      • Oblios_Cap

        I said a bologna sandwich, not a PB&J!

        • YoBunnyBunny

          “Hey, there’s nothing between the slices of bread, woman!!!”

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I can’t decide whether the “stupid whores” thing is more offensive, or “the property of men” thing. Help me out, wonk ladies!

      • Victoria Ricola

        All of it, Katie.

      • SisterArtemis

        I’m more offended by the “property” one myself.

        The “whores” label drives me crazy – I don’t like it when, for example, people call Melania Trump a whore (and no, I don’t want to hear about how “well yes she is!” either). Seems to me to completely ignore the history of actual whoredom, the gender dynamics and economic realities of people who literally sell sex, and the actual buyers of said whores, who are as much a part of that scenario as those selling sex.

        But women as property – that’s a whole lotta wrong right there, and fighting against it is at the very heart of feminism. I am not property, I will never be property, and no one should ever be put in that position. Ever. One of the biggest fights going on this planet is to free women to be in control of their own lives. And that’s way bigger than anything having to do with “whores.”

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Well, “Stupid whores” do have a bit more agency than “property of men.”

    • Ali | A Grumpy Cat

      I can’t imagine why he can’t get a girlfriend.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Stomping Nazi balls? I though we just punched them in the face? Not that I wouldn’t pay to see some Nazi ball stomping. I just wish I was included in the cc list for the memos.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Consider this your formal invitation. The Stupid Whores are favored to win it all!

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Thanks! I will certainly attend. But what does one bring as a gift to a nazi ball stomping? Steel toed boots maybe?

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I like stilletos, but they aren’t for everyone. Steel toed boots sound good to me!

          • Caepan

            Stilettos provide accuracy in stomping on their tiny Nazi balls.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      That isn’t how “Machiavellian” is supposed to work, Andrew. Apropos of nothing, Ms.MLG, I am imagining him digging his own hole in your back 40, crying and begging for the sweet release of death…

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        I named my new shovel “Votey McVoteface”.

    • goonemeritus

      Shhhh, we need the RNC to keep to this strategy until men are less than 20% of Congrees.

    • Traditional fascist women (and the fascist men who love them) vs. psychotic MRA misogyny is a major fault line in the modern Alt Right. Some Nazis (like Punchy McPunchedintheface Spencer) are strategists who see the need to build a mass movement. Anglin just wants a howling miniscule base who will pay for his Cheetos and Mountain Dew and commit terrorist violence. No downside for him in alienating 50% of the population (more like 15% in fascist circles, of course).

    • Caepan

      He demanded a woman bring him a sandwich. And his face looks like she gave him a knuckle sandwich.

  • Christopher Story

    My horrible heathen race mixin’
    (She is called “Beautiful”)
    (Thank you for another excuse to post this) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f8b3bd660ca88ca96dcd48a0b0c929c115f00c8e3bb06985cbc692d919e4fad.png

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      Love and liquor. You’re a lucky man.

      • Christopher Story

        I really am

    • valgalky23

      Is that the old “share the shot of tequila” game?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Good read. The schadenfreudening is top-drawer today.

    And thank you Robyn, bless you, for correct usage of ‘tack’ instead of ‘tact.’ There may yet be hope for the youth of today.

  • Fartknocker

    So whose the snowflakes now, bitches? Whiny snot-nosed shitheads failed to elect a suspected pedophile and they has the sads.

    • AmusedAmused

      They are always whiney snowflakes. Even when they win.

      • Crystalclear12

        Especially when they win.

        • Non-Threatening Ron

          Hard to play ‘martyr’ when you do.

  • TundraGrifter

    “They’re going to have to answer to God.”

    Does that mean it goes on their permanent records? I ask for a friend.

    • Oblios_Cap

      She’ll be cool with it.

    • LiberalANDProud

      Oh please, Ma’am. What could I ever do to make this right.

  • altleftjohn

    Today, we are all stupid whores.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Stop by for the blue-light red-light special.

      • Jonny On Maui

        Is there an early bird special? Papaw’s in bed by o’darkthirty.

    • BadKitty904

      Say, waddaya mean, “STUPID”?!?1?

    • Roadstergal

      If you sell sex to fund graduate school, are you still a _stupid_ whore? Asking for a friend…

      • proudgrampa

        If you went to grad school, you are definitely not stupid.

        • Roadstergal

          I have a Master’s, and not in Bation.

          • aureolaborealis

            Do they give honorary doctorates in that? Asking for a friend.

          • Roadstergal

            Doctor of Phiddly?

        • aureolaborealis

          Roadstergal is not stupid, but going to grad school doesn’t mean someone isn’t stupid. As a grad adviser once told me: Success in grad school isn’t as much about being smart as it is about being stubborn. I know some not very smart people who have graduate degrees.

          * I think there’s probably some bias going on with me on this subject, because even the stupidest grad students I’ve known are still smarter than, say, many of the people in my extended family. I suspect that working with and hanging out with successful researchers skews my perception of what “normal” intelligence is.

          ** Dr. Science is not a real doctor: “I have a master’s degree … in SCIENCE!”

          • proudgrampa

            Some of the stupidest people I ever met have advanced degrees. And some of the smartest people I know didn’t go to college. Go figure.

            But I KNOW Roadstergal is a smart cookie.

      • P’jama Pahnts

        I tried but oddly women didn’t want to pay to have sex with me. Weird, right?

        • goonemeritus

          Did you try offering group rates?

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            You get what you pay for.

          • Naytch

            A Grope-on?

      • BreakingDeadMen

        What are the prices?

        • Roadstergal

          Not Eliot Spitzer level.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Jeff Gannon level?

          • Roadstergal

            *checks Wiki*

            Not… not far off.

      • btwbfdimho

        Phd here, or más puta que las gallinas.

    • kilgoretrout

      Capitalism kinda makes us all a bit whorish

      • altleftjohn

        “Be not afraid of whoredom. Some are born whores, some achieve whoredom, and others have whoredom thrust upon them.”

        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

          I vote for the thrusting one, please.

    • natoslug

      I’m a stupid whore every day.

    • goonemeritus

      I finally have made something of my life. Do you hear that Dad, I made it.

      • Roadstergal

        …said Drumpf Jr.

  • Oblios_Cap

    there is no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.

    That would be Mother Nature?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijVijP-CDVI

  • shastakoala

    Wait. “The Deck of Women was Stacked Against Him.” Fixed that.

  • altleftjohn

    What’s the difference between Roy Moore and Muslim extremists?

    https://www.juancole.com/2017/12/difference-between-fundamentalist.html

    • ManchuCandidate

      Skin tone and facial hair.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Muslim extremists are better equestrians?

    • kilgoretrout

      They can really ride horses?

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      From experience, I’d expect the Muslim extremists to be more truthful.

    • MynameisBlarney

      The accents?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Superficial?

    • LiberalANDProud

      Two religious verses and some snow days?

    • JohnBull

      One probably produces a lot less CO2 to get through life.

  • TundraGrifter

    Now “Judge” & Mrs. Moore know how Kenneth Gladney felt.

  • TJ Barke

    Face facts, fascists, you can only win by cheating. You are on the side of evil and injustice, you’re on the side of oppression and exploitation, YOU are the enemies of America. YOU are the filth and degenerates of Western society.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Not JUST Western society.
      They are the dregs of ALL society.

  • ManchuCandidate

    The tears of nazi clowns.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      When there’s no one around. You know, most of the time.

  • Roadstergal

    “White Women Dropped The Ball In Alabama”

    I agree – on the other side. Too many white women voted Moore. Black women saved ‘Bamma and the rest of the US.

    • BadKitty904

      Wait! You mean male chauvinist pigs are blaming women?!?1?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Unpossible!

        • BadKitty904

          Who woulda thunk it?!

      • LiberalANDProud

        All you repressed right wing women report to my room for proper correction.

      • proudgrampa

        Color me SHOCKED!

    • Flashman

      For the author of this quote, Black women only count 3/5s as much.

  • hudson

    “Letting these stupid whores vote was an absolutely insane decision, and something that our society may only recover from when there is no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.”

    ya tell that your mom, you asshole.

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      And have to do his own laundry?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      And get kicked out of her basement? Unacceptable.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Stupid whores are skilled tradeswomen. As Labor should lean Left by definition.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Some folks say Jones would have lost to Strange. That said, Strange didn’t beat Moore. I think Jones is a model for red states, asober, accomplished guy from a law enforcement background that will pick up moderates turned off by a reactionary firebrand. Replicable in any state where there is a Tea/establishment schism within the GOP.

    • Roadstergal

      They had to dial up the Abortion Panic to 11 to get anything on him, anything at all.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      and “Some folks say Trump would have lost to Sanders”

      a bunch of whiny sore losers in both cases

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Well, in this case I heard it from a friend who thought we got lucky that Moore’s skeletons came out. But I think he had exploitable problems the whole time.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          the whole governor corruption case would have been ugly and Strange wouldn’t benefit from the Fundie support or the bigot support the way Moore did

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Yeah, so maybe the perv we were lucky the chickens came home to was really the Governor as much as Moore.

        • proudgrampa

          Did Jones exploit the pedophilia in the campaign? My understanding is that he didn’t.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Not much seems to be the correct answer, and not in detail: obliquely? I think obliquely.

      • Dutchman

        And I’m all like, “Come at me BernieBro”.

    • kilgoretrout

      The problem was the establishment was looking for a little Strange and they ended up going to bed with Moore than they expected and got electoral genital warts.

      • Jonny On Maui

        And untreatable clap…

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Ah, the sweet, sweet tears of alleged “people” who support child-molesting, sexual-assaulting, draft-dodging evildoers like the ‘president’ and “judge” Roy. I shall use them to make my iced tea more delectable.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    A whole bunch of widdle snowflakes looking for their safe spaces today

  • Crystalclear12

    Enjoying the Right wing cannibalism.

  • sosuume
    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      That bridle seems a bit much…

      • SweetDeeKat

        Poor thing. I like ponies.

    • Given that he rides like a sack of potatoes strapped to the saddle, he should be charged with animal abuse.

      I do have to admit that I’d have been laughing if he’d been bucked off…

      • OrdinaryJoe

        By the looks of his hind legs, he was a few seconds from doing that. Too bad.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Look at Sassy’s face. As if Sassy is saying “See what I deal with?” And “OK, I’ve had enough, All y’all with kids step back and cover their eyes. I don’t want to scare them.”

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Damn. I want to cry every time I see this picture of that fucker abusing the horse. Somebody ought to stick a steel link between his teeth and then stand behind him yanking on the attached leather reins. See how he likes getting his mouth mangled.

  • CripesAmighty

    Just can’t get unstuck on stupid.

  • proudgrampa

    All this talk of whores reminds me of that (very) old joke.

    “Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?”

    “Yes!”

    “Would you go to bed with me for twenty dollars?”

    “What do you think I am — a whore?”

    “We’d already established that – I’m just haggling.”

    • Parakeetist

      Still not funny

      • SisterArtemis

        thank you!

  • Ryan Denniston

    “Whatever that means.”
    J-Left gaslighting is clearly projection and is also a clear reference to George Soros and those sweet, sweet $orosBucks.

    • kilgoretrout

      I think it has to do with them lighting their farts

  • Crystalclear12

    Huh, who knew they would be better at circle firing squads than us?

    And we practice!

    • Christopher Story

      Haha!

    • BadKitty904

      Natural talent.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      But they have practiced circle jerking for years, pretty much the same skill set.

  • Thiazin Red

    Okay whoever has a hold of Trump’s phone did a lightly better job of making that tweet sound like him.

    But how about that shit holes, treating women like garbage makes them somewhat less likely to vote for you.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    My Soros check bounced today

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Wait! Soros was supposed to pay us? Why did I get that backwards?…

      • Kooolest G

        he only pays if you’re an illegal messican voting in alabama

    • SisterArtemis

      They always bounce. The fucker, what does he think, we’re just going to keep striving for peace, justice and the rights of all humans FOR NOTHING????!!!!!??!!????

    • LiberalANDProud

      If the left had any real power, he would be forced to use direct deposit.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    If God had intended for me to be the property of a chinless, spineless, ignorant, small man, who has nothing in his life to be proud of except his inconsequential “whiteness”, then God wouldn’t have made me so much more intelligent, strong, accomplished, talented, capable, and attractive than said small man.

    • Jonny On Maui

      I am truly blessed.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Damn right!

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          Ms. MLG … you sound like a keeper.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I think so! ;)

        • CB

          Get a room, perverts!

          /S

        • Duncan Tweedy

          The headline for this article promised frolic, and frolic is what is we get.

          Lots and lots of frolic.

          In the words of Donald Jr., I Love It!

    • Daniel

      [Sighs as he considers his own chinlessness, spinelessness, ignorance, and smallness.]

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        I call bullshit on this one!

        • Shanzgood

          Ditto!

          • Daniel

            Oh you!

        • Daniel

          [Blushes]

    • Thiazin Red

      It makes me wonder where our species would be if we hadn’t barred half of it from fully participating in education for centuries.

      • Jonny On Maui

        Deep into the stars.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Hell, way more than half when you consider all the minority men who have also been barred. We would have those flying cars like the Jetsons!

      • clubseal

        I hate to tell you, but we’re all still human, last I checked. Awful lot of stupidity in the whole population, even with access to higher education and the internet.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Okay, so I could lose some weight, but then you could carry me around….

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Like a tiny baby!

    • Panika MCD

      details. details.

  • kindness

    Those salty tears are surprisingly delicious.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Sorry “Coach Dave” but evangelicals voted 81% for Moore- don’t worry, they’re still the hypocritical fake Christian pieces of shit they’ve always been

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Evanjellyfish, I believe he called them…

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Evangelicants are a funny bunch. Can’t do drinking, smoking, dancing, card playing, sex standing up, homosexuality, and abortion. To their credit they are also opposed to Pedos.

    • Lord Jim

      A person pretending to be a coach speaking up for someone pretending to be a cowboy. Republicans – the Peter Pan Party. I wonder if Coach Dave considered the wisdom of assuming a persona rather famous for molesting children.

  • clubseal

    Wait, nature designed women to be the property of men? I guess I know now why they all come with handles to make them easier to carry around.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Except that, women have been carrying men around as children since time began…

      • clubseal

        I wonder what dipshit Nazis have to say about that one. Maybe they think that means men are in control and women are their human rickshaws? I don’t know; I don’t get paid to think.

    • Ryan Denniston

      You can grab them by the pussy donchano,

      • LiberalANDProud

        Oh please, they’re designed the way they are for a reason. You carry them like a six pack.

        • Jonny On Maui

          There’s a design error. The specs called for ‘carry like a bowling ball’.

          I’ll apologize now…

          • DrBigHead

            I laughed a bit at that one, but I sensed that across town, Ms. BigHead suddenly had the urge to slap me upside the head.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Hold on. I’ll get you both! No problem, Ms.Bighead!

          • Jonny On Maui

            I slapped myself as I wrote it…

          • Shanzgood

            I’m telling in you!

          • Jonny On Maui

            I put myself in the corner…

    • Panika MCD

      also too: every time a woman makes a choice, someone dies!

      • Daniel

        Excluding times a woman chooses to switch off life support machines. Then it doesn’t because women can’t do anything right.

        • Panika MCD

          I chose to get out of bed this morning. I feel really bad about that.

    • Kooolest G

      I don’t know why men would want to own women anyway, far better to rent like trump does, either a short term rental like a russian pee hooker or a long term lease like his 3 wives

  • Daniel

    I love how these people cannot interpret anything except as the product of a conspiracy.

  • RobKanC

    Time traveling Obama strikes again!!!

    • LiberalANDProud

      Typical black guy. He has all the coolest stuff.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Talk about 11-dimension chess!

      • MynameisBlarney

        His Tardis, is like really fuckin big on the inside.

      • Kooolest G

        it’s an app on his obamaphone

      • kareemachan

        Well, it’s stored in Area 51, so drumpster could use it too. He’s just too dumb to figure it out. Iwanka distracts him, and jared is trotting off to the Middle East again to ‘fix’ everything.

  • BadKitty904
    • Shanzgood

      Aaaagh!

      • BadKitty904

        Some of us are still pretty excited about this morning’s good news…

        • Shanzgood

          Yes! But…nightmares!

          • BadKitty904

            Aw, why so serious?

  • Michael Smith

    Oh come off it, you alt-right goons. Its not liberals’ fault that your candidates are perverts.

  • The magnificent John Prine figured this out some time ago:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rwYiBdoWHE

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I could bang myself in the head with a hammer all day and still not be as miserable or brain dead as these assholes. Oy vey.

  • John Hollingsworth

    Yes. Wouldn’t it have been terrible for Republicans to have some dipshit saying something stupid every day?

    • bupkus231

      uh… isn’t that what happens anyway, special election or not?

    • Bitter Scribe

      We don’t care about the stupid things the dipshits say. We care about the stupid things they vote for.

  • Non-Threatening Ron

    ‘We need a way to either bring the women to our side or to neutralize their vote on the left. Need more sexual allegations for the left. Need to show the left being anti woman, anti family.’

    Hey, dumb incels, it’s generally thought to be a good idea NOT to announce your Evil Plans to the general public. You know, the ones you’re planning on fooling.

  • cheetojeebus

    In honor of that eloquent grieving father outside the Moore rally, I will henceforth use the colloquial pronunciation of my youth ‘prevert.’ Applying the moniker to those justly deserving of it. Like most of these vile preverted bastards.

  • Panika MCD

    I knew that Anglin was a neo-Nazi shithead, but when did he become all MRA happy?

    • Shanzgood

      That Venn diagram doesn’t have much of an offset.

      • Panika MCD

        but I expect that of the comments section, not the staunch owner of the site which: when the fuck did he find a company to host that dumpster fire again?

        • shivaskeeper

          Russian servers I think.

      • Dutchman

        I was told there would be no maths….or charts….or especially PowerPoint.

        • Panika MCD

          we are out of cake.

          • Dutchman

            Fortunately, I have M&Ms left from Halloween here on my desk. The cats have not discovered that yet.

          • Red Richmond

            Luckily I’m heading to the store shortly- anything else we need besides those cakes we like?

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            Definitely some cedar cheese. I’m fresh out.

          • Panika MCD

            I need Pop Rocks, avocado, tortillas, chorizo, cheese and cholulah sauce.

          • Zyxomma

            I have some lovely pomegranate and pistachio Turkish delight in the kitchen, so the lack of those cakes we like is not weighing heavily on my psyche.

        • Shanzgood

          Just use your imagination…

    • Daniel

      As soon as he realised he could add to his cult by talking that way.

    • Lord Jim

      Anglin is all over the map when it comes to malignant nuttiness. More here.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Alt-right moron: “We have to get more women to vote for our candidates!”
    Also alt-right moron: “Letting stupid whores vote is a mistake!”
    Women: “LOLOLOLOL NO.”

  • Panika MCD

    also too: I would strongly recommend that no one frolic in a bath of right wing tears as it may burn one’s face off not unlike black rain.

    • Lord Jim

      PANICKA! good to see you! I wuz about to call the Texas Rangers and report you as a missing person! Seriously, good to see you back.

      • Panika MCD

        they’re supposed to be tracking down all the missing CPS priority 1 case kids right now and investigating bad things at prisons.

  • bupkus231

    Well, I guess it’s good to know that rightwingnut “political analysts” are no better at their jobs than “nonpartisan/bipartisan” ones. The difference, I think, is that, when the “n/b” analysts are proved wrong, most of them admit it’s an imperfect game – but when the RWNJ ones are wrong, it’s all because someone fixed it – “I couldn’t have been wrong, it’s everybody else’s fault!”

    Cry, baby, cry – just a little bit harder….

    • Rags
      • bupkus231

        Yeah, I know that one – but I kinda like Janis better ( even if I get her song titles wrong )

  • Flashman

    I would like to talk to whoever does “J-Left gaslighting.” I am guessing it can be done better with solar.

  • btwbfdimho

    Women defeated Moore, in the same wait (voting) that they defeated Trump in 2016. Good luck with defeating the Electoral College. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5fc736f9b412ca95838be83a6d9ee9e2b61e0e440735d31dc4d8d1c5dc1785ca.png

    • bupkus231

      That quote is spot-on. EO WIlson said this in a 2009 interview, and it’s even more true now. However, how long are we gonna continue “approaching” that “point of crisis”? Altho’ there hasn’t been the single violent convulsion, our approach may have already passed the point of no return [ and certainly, many of the less fortunate in this world have already had their crises… ]

  • Joshua Norton

    And the moral of our story is if you can help make it so that Trump doesn’t have to pay taxes or that his bigot base doesn’t have to associate with any of “those people”, those good Christian folks say you can go right ahead and molest all the children you want.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Edith Prickly

      Speaking of tired, I bet there’s a few really exhausted goats sleeping off the night’s excesses.

      • Red Richmond

        Do you think they even wake up for him at this point?

      • Naaa-aaa.

      • James Baskin

        I hear that he has denied that he fucks goats.

        • Edith Prickly

          It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • Relativicus

      Oh, yeah, he exists! Breitbart is the dead one. I forgot for a moment who was whom.

  • Edith Prickly

    Not that it matters any more, but remind me who the fuck Mo Brooks is?

    • Mahousu

      Tea Party rep from the 5th district in Alabama.
      Probably most famous for announcing the Democrats were launching a “war on whites.”

    • Chyron HR

      Oh, nobody special, only the TWO FUCKING THOUSAND YEAR OLD MAN YOU HEATHEN.

    • Earl Of Sammich

      Isn’t he the C.E.O. of AssHat Inc.?

      • James Baskin

        Sole proprietor.

    • bupkus231

      Representative from Alablamma’s 5th House District. He was one of the Republicans at that softball practice last summer when Steve Scalise was shot – and EMTs weren’t even done loading Scalise on the ambulance when Brooks was in front of a TV camera decrying “librul violence”…

      Fuck him. He’s just announced he has “high risk” prostate cancer, and saying that his loss to Moore in the Republican primary a few months ago saved his life.

    • Relativicus

      History of the World, Pt. 1; Blazing Saddles; Young Frankenstein; High Anxiety; The Producers….

  • capnkrunch

    So wingnut tears are nice and all, but holy shit everything that comes out of these peoples’ mouths is toxic. Like, I’m reading all this stuff that should be hilarious but my brain is just screaming “STOP! STOP! STOP! DANGER! WARNING! CTRL+W! CTRL+W!!!”

    • Beaufighter

      Honestly, I am truly grateful to the cosmos for not waking up everyday like one of them. What a horrid angry lonely life.

  • canes_pugnaces

    I’m pretty sure in the majority Roy Moore, and the GOP in the minority, are jointly responsible for his loss. Look no further.

  • Jo Mathie

    “mightily”. great job of not sounding like a character from “The Simpsons” Trump. Yes the deck was stacked against Moore even though the Republican candidate should have been a shoe-in. People don’t like sexual predators.

    • Well…if this poll is to be believed, some college educated white women in AL seem to be fine with it. The mind boggles and words fail.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/politics/alabama-exit-polls/?utm_term=.66a548381193

      • Edith Prickly

        Those are the sort of women who believe the teenagers “were asking for it.”

        • Like a person I know who chastised teen women for dressing immodestly…at the beach. Hussies…Hussies gol durnit.

    • Lord Jim

      The influence of race is all over these results. Note how, for instance, the education gap widens when race is factored in.

      • Leliel

        Why yes, I see your point!

        Black voters definitely are better educated than Moore’s base!

  • WHY WON’T THESE BITCHES WHO SHOULD BE PROPERTY SUPPORT MY POLICIES?!?!?!?

    • LeftyProud

      Yeah well, letting us “stupid whores’ vote at all is the real problem.

      • These assholes had a big ‘repeal the 19th amendment’ hootenanny a couple of years ago.

    • Katamount

      Exactly. Almost as if they have agency and a few might notice the anti-woman rhetoric…..

  • Earl Of Sammich

    O.K. Republicans, go ahead and vote yes on the tax bill. We fucking dare you.

  • Relativicus

    Down on women!!!

  • Resistor Radio

    Thanks for this deliciousness, Robyn!

  • Jonny On Maui

    Just so you know it’s not all sunshine and Skittles…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e79947c475c27fffc71e76789dcd215b33986cca45ebe814825880eb8a2db11a.jpg

    It may be cold (61 degrees) and raining but there’s sunshine in my heart.

    • redarmyzombie

      It looks pretty to me!

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Oh no, it’s cold! 61°F! Don’t worry Jonny and Ms.MLG! There’s a care package of parkas, tuques and pac boots enroute via UPS!

      • redarmyzombie

        Don’t forget the sympathy penguin!

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          The sympathy penguin died of fuckin’ heat prostration.

      • Jonny On Maui

        We knew we could count on you!

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Any time!

    • Zyxomma

      Here in NYC it’s gone up to 32 degrees F. from 26 earlier. I have to go out soon. Fortunately, I own plenty of warm vintage clothing.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Still 29 and windy out here on the East End. I’m not even going out to get the garbage pails.

    • jaspersdad

      At least it’s green.

      • Jonny On Maui

        That’s freaking Ms.MLG a little bit. This is her first Hawaiian Christmas. Having flowers bloom and the poinsettia trees going takes some getting used to when snow is the norm.

        • Ms.Moon

          I grew up in Trinidad you knew when it was Christmas because the mountains would look red from far away the red poinsettias blooming all the way up.

  • redarmyzombie

    …J-Left? Is that like J-Pop or something?

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Maybe J-Date?

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Let’s hope the alt-right continues to destroy the GOP. And Thank you Alabama. You have shown us all the way forward. Organize.

  • capnkrunch
  • Bitter Scribe

    Brietbart comments are priceless, too. The election was stolen because too many blacks came out to vote, or something.

    • Daniel

      Breitbart is not racist though. No.

    • I couldn’t bear all the ads- not even the schadenfreude was worth it.

    • jaspersdad

      Teh Lügenpresse.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    j-left? soy boys? Right. Big Jew and Big Vegan have deep pockets.

    • Those Christmas Chinese restaurant meals are really strategy meetings.

    • sincarne

      They call them “soy boys” because they believe that soy products lower testosterone, and make men “feminine”. So it’s a shot at us dreaded “Low T” liberal males.

      • Werewolf

        Also, too, we drink soy milk, unlike pure Aryan übermenschen who have mutated to be able to digest lactose as adults.

        • sincarne

          Sigh. I’d forgotten about that. It’s all just an onion of awful, isn’t it? Each layers makes you weep.

          • Courser_Resistance

            I can drink milk but I hate it. Too bad I can’t share those genes with someone who could appreciate it. OTOH, I won’t give up ice cream, so I’ll need them back once in a while.

          • sincarne

            I was lactose intolerant as a preteen, into my teen years. I’m glad I grew out of that, because soy milk cappuccinos taste like ass.

          • phoenix00

            Have ordered, can confirm.

      • Courser_Resistance

        LOL, I feel a bit silly, but honestly, the shit you guys have to put up with from testosterone, I’m not sure less of it is necessarily a bad thing.

        It’s makes you kinda ragey, dumb, gives you zits, takes the hair off your head and randomly puts it someplace hair should not be. You want more of that shit? You crazy.

        j/k I feel silly from joy over Jone’s win

        • sincarne

          I eat all kinds of soy (I’m vegetarian), and I still look like I have recent Wookie ancestors. I’m not buying it.

        • Meccalopolis

          it has certain… advantages

          • Courser_Resistance

            Yes. Yes, it does ;-)

  • I love how the 4chaners, the most misogynistic incels on the web, are now blaming each other for a recent anti-women tone.

    Numb nuts have been singing this hateful tune since their inception.

    • Katamount

      It’s rather amusing to watch them react to all this. It’s like they really thought that the rest of the world would just take their shit lying down. Uh-uh. They’re messing with people’s lives; you’re damned right we’re motivated to oppose ’em.

      • doug r

        They can always hide in the gazebo.

      • LeftyProud

        Well put and damn right!

  • Beaufighter

    Feed…FEEEEEED ON YOUR OWN

    • phoenix00

      I would not put cannibalism beyond these miscreants.

  • Lord Jim

    “J-left gaslighting”

    All projection, all the time.

    • kareemachan

      Mightily.

  • Iam Reading

    Thank you to all the southern progressives out there who helped make this happen. Thank you thank you thank you. Thank you to the voters of Alabama and showed up and decided to not embarrass themselves and the rest of the country. All of that said, this vote was way too fucking close for an allegedly civilized society. Seriously.

    • Iron Monkey

      It is a scandal that Moore got any fucking votes other than his immediate family and Sassy.

      • Courser_Resistance

        Trust me, Sassy hates him and would only vote for him to become dog food

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Did you see the way Sassy’s ears were laid back? Sassy hates Roy and can’t wait to bite him hard.

      • Dinz6315

        Sassy is being tortured by that stupid fucker who CAN’T RIDE!!!

        Every equestrian I know and many who aren’t riders can see that the poor horse can’t tell what that man wants her to do. He stays on by sticking his legs forward and hauling on the reins constantly. And he holds on to the saddle horn!

        It makes me so pissed OFF.

        • valgalky23

          Some kind person needs to buy Sassy and free her of this monster.

  • Zyxomma

    Thanks, Robyn, and thank you to AL voters for a first-night-of-Chanukah miracle of light.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      “The Night of the Long Middle Fingers”

  • cmd resistor

    If you ask me, they would have seated him and there would have been no ethics investigation. They can claim they dodged a bullet to save face but they didn’t.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      “Dodging bullets by stepping on land mines is not a good way to run your life, son.”

  • Mr. Blobfish

    To be clear: For a candidate to say he is ‘waiting for God to speak’ viz election results is to say he is waiting for God to anoint him the rightful victor. It is to say that there is no world in which God would will for a Democrat to win.

    Yup. Your god has forsaken you.

    • Bebecca

      This is weird, speaking for god since I’m an atheist, but maybe he said NO.

      • Dinz6315

        I believe that Jimmy Carter once said that God answers prayers in one of three ways: “Yes,” “No,” or “You gotta be kidding me.”
        Roy Moore. Option 3.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    “When all you have to offer is blame, all you had to offer was bupkis.”
    — Hamilton Ω

    • bupkus231

      HEy! Watch your spelling!

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Sometimes, I just type shit until all of the red-underlined misspelt words go away. It can take hours.

  • Raan

    And now, a message to the Alabama Republican Party, and indeed, all Alabama Republican voters.

    https://youtu.be/Zd9muK2M36c

    • redarmyzombie

      Completely off topic, but my new favorite Woolie quote:

      “Did you hear that a bunch of stupid cunts in lab coats discovered that dinosaurs are even fluffier than we thought?”

  • jesuswasablack

    “Republican Saboteurs flip seat to Dems!”
    Now that’s some real journalism’em right there!
    https://www.splcenter.org/sites/default/files/ip-hatewatch-bannon-breitbart.png

    • Earl Of Sammich

      It’s kinda like “responsible gun owners” who shoot themselves or a family member while cleaning their guns.

  • Edith Prickly
    • JustDon’tSayProbably

      You misspelled “Nazis”.

  • btwbfdimho

    Yesterday, women & blacks Made Alabama Great Again.

  • James Baskin

    “I don’t like your tragic smile, as if your god has passed you by…..” Sarah McLAchlan

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • doug r

    Thanks Robyn for shoveling through all those fascist sites so we don’t have to.

  • cmd resistor

    Even Mike Huckabee thinks Roy Moore should go home.
    https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/940918705105534976

    • redarmyzombie

      “I know first hand but it’s best to exit with class.”

      https://media.giphy.com/media/Nn2wW3g0hwDEA/giphy.gif

    • Jonny On Maui

      Moore? Class?

      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      Oh thanks. I needed that…

      • cmd resistor

        Maybe he meant “exit, you Horse’s Ass.”

      • phoenix00

        Huckabee? Class?

        Umm nope not there either.

    • gallbladder

      I hear gawd cast his vote for Jones.

    • Iron Monkey

      You know nothing about class, Hucks.

    • Earl Of Sammich

      ” I know first hand but it’s best to exit with class.” Now tell that to your daughter.

      • JustDon’tSayProbably

        Huh-WAY too late for that.

    • ltmcdies

      slight difference between “there” and “here” (Canuckistan) these guys were elected in byelections last week….in the House of Commons..this week.

      i gots to think it has something to do with …those who run the elections are neutral. The party that is in power in any province doesn’t get to run any election.

      https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/941033094865448963

      • DallanInvictus

        Not even “last week”! The byelections were Monday night, and all four new MPs (those 3 plus the Conservative who won the fourth) were seated in the House by Wednesday.

        Non-partisan federal electoral bodies are my anti-drug.

    • ImGoingBacon

      ‘God wasn’t registered to vote in AL’ But evidently, Zeus/Odin/Allah was registered in AR?

    • H0mer0

      first time I ever agreed with him.

  • Earl Of Sammich

    If you’re going to worship and claim to love a Jewish guy, maybe being a giant douche nozzle around Hanukkah isn’t the best way to get what you want. Remember Evagelicals, Jews aren’t just lawyers, technically they are your god.

    • ImGoingBacon

      bankers also too.

  • Ray in VT

    While it’s good for the GOP that they didn’t send an accused child molester and all around a-hole and crackpot to the Senate, is it really that much of a victory for the party that they almost did? I mean this jackwad has said that Muslims shouldn’t be able to serve in Congress and that the First Amendment only applies to Christians, and despite that, as well as nearly a dozen allegations of sexual grossness, he still almost became a Senator.

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      I think we should do them yet another favor, and never ever let anyone forget their brush with certain danger.

      You’re welcome, Republicans-who-almost-elected-a-pedo.

  • Courser_Resistance

    Mr Moore’s dumbass brother: I don’t believe in your puny god, whomever/wherever that hateful being is.

    • ImGoingBacon

      God does have a sick sense of humor though.

  • Donkey Option

    I was initially upset with white women in Alabama because the majority voted for Roy Moore. But I guess enough of them aren’t terrible that some white dudes blame them for the victory. So, yay?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      The majority of those who voted… quite a lot of them stayed home. I can’t find it now, so I can’t vouch for its accuracy, but I saw something about white women being the only group in which turnout dropped.

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    These idiots. They think the Trump Accusers “disappeared.”

    Listen dummies, when you shove your heads up your own asses, the world is not vanishing. You just can’t see it anymore.

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      Oooo, polyps!

      • H0mer0

        and Rock Hudson’s watch.

        Too soon or too homophobic?

        • Sakonyachen

          Neither. Because it’s probably the truth. Milo may not be an outlier with these people.

  • Bebecca

    Donald Trump may not ever be right but he’s never wrong.

    • Jamoche

      Wrong doesn’t begin to cover it, more like “‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”

  • chicken thief

    “Letting these stupid whores vote was an absolutely insane decision,…

    That’ll for sure bring the ladies back to the fold!

    • H0mer0

      reminds me of the ‘joke’ about the difference between a bitch and a slut.
      Do these assholes realize that women sometimes read what they typed on the intertoobes? Maybe mom’s too busy with the sammiches to realize that she needs to evict them.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Thats why we have had nothing but feminist bullshit, sexual assault allegations, the fucking dictionary makes “Feminism” the word of the year, Time makes the accusers the people of the year. This is their new strategy.

    Yes, we libtards are AMAZING at strategy.

    • Sakonyachen

      That’s how we get all the wins!!!

      The only guaranteed win for a Democrat is against someone to the left of them.

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!
  • rosenbomb

    there is no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.

    I, for one, welcome our new…wait, WHAT? Nevermind…

    • DesertedPictures

      It’s not even truth: women (well, white women) had few rights, but they where not slaves.

      • Meccalopolis

        de facto slaves, couldn’t own property, were not allowed guardianship of their children if they left the marriage, could not report rape or abuse

    • Ghoti theLinguist

      If it was up to these mouth-breathers, only white male landowners would be able to vote. Ugh.

    • Meccalopolis

      and they wonder why women don’t support them

      • Sakonyachen

        I know right?!?!

        I tell my neighbor every day that I am superior to him and all his things are belong to me. He pays my rent and my bills, mows my grass and begs me to let his wife service me while his children work two jobs after school so they can pay for it all.

        That is a real life scenario that totally happens to me.

        I wonder when they will realize that subtlety is an art form. It’s best to apply it when women are three seconds away from castrating you with an axe handle.

  • Ghoti theLinguist
    • Sakonyachen

      The best part about losers like that is they don’t even realize how fortunate they are in comparison to how abysmally fucking stupid they are. They could never do anything else and live a disgustingly charmed life. Instead, they connive and scheme for power that they haven’t the slightest clue what to do with once they get their slippery hands on it.

  • DesertedPictures

    The deck was stacked indeed: with women he harassed!

  • Empress of the Iguana People

    Some say blame, I say thank the women! Especially women of color who persisted

  • Lefty Wright

    Yeah, you know, if the far right wing idiots in Alabama had gone with the standard right winger, Luther Strange, they would probably be cheering a victory. But no, they had to try to rub them librul’s noses in their confederate heritage and hate. Backfired, didn’t it.

    • Sakonyachen

      Looking at the voter demographics, I’d say it blackfired. Score one for the good guys, sisterfuckers!

    • Many have said this but I do not buy it. The demographics are shifting and I think Alabama is tired of being 47th

      • PincheMacha

        And Jones’ ground game was SOLID, very solid. I think that’s the key. It takes tactics to get those willing black voters to the polls when the ratfucking is so, so well-developed (cops cruising lines at the polls! fake robocalls about changes voting locations! “broken” machines! disappearing voter names! all against generations of gerrymandering)

  • Cosmic Owl

    I humbly suggest nature actually intended men to be owned by women, not the other way around.

  • JustDon’tSayProbably

    GOP, you didn’t dodge a bullet. That was a shot across the fucking bow.
    Repeatedly edited to make grammatical sense.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Mo Brooks, they contend, would have won easily against Doug Jones.

    Bernie Sanders, they contend, would have won easily against Donald Trump.

    hmmmm

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    The deck was stacked against a white evangelical Christian conservative in Alabama?

    Trump’s political acumen is about as sharp as a banana.

    • Red Bird

      Why not? At this point they aren’t dealing with reality.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Don’t worry, GOP. You may have lost this one, but your support for bigoted, child molesting theocrats had been duly noted. That message came through loud and clear.

  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    is there any country in the world where women are barred from voting, either legally or de facto?

    • TundraGrifter

      Looks like Saudi Arabia allowed women to vote starting in 2015. How many do? I don’t know. “De facto” I’m going with large portions of Afghanistan.

      • Peripatetic Poltroon

        And SA is going to let women drive. Where will our white nationalists go?

        • Grokenstein

          Let’s buy them an ice floe while we still can.

          • Sakonyachen

            I like the way you think. You even bypassed the “with votes, of course” rule. Well played Conrad.

  • BMW

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-13-at-12.05.36-PM.png

    Since we all know that is not the way it happened, where’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders to scold him for spreading fake news on Twitter?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Because he was a bigoted homophobic theocrat with credible allegations of child molestation. And dumb as a post. That’s why the deck was stacked against him, you rotting Halloween pumpkin.

      • Paganish

        Rotten Halloween pumpkin for a head…the Brainless Horseman

    • RMKH

      Yeah, Strange’s numbers went up sooo much that he lost to a lunatic

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      “The deck was stacked against him”. In fucking ALABAMA??!

      I’ll tell you, this dog is smarter than Trump.

      http://cdn.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/stupid-dog-o.gif

  • mancityRed6

    that is a metric shit tonne of butthurt right there.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      +1 for spelling tonne properly.

      • mancityRed6

        I’m good with metric spelling. I’ve been to the UK and Canada

        • Billy Wigglestaff

          God bless the imperial pint!

          • mancityRed6

            amen

  • norcalOG

    Looks like every time God speaks, there’s a bunch of deaf Christians who can’t understand a word he’s saying. And don’t want to.

    • Jamoche

      And they will cry out ‘Lord, Lord’. And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

  • TundraGrifter

    I just heard Sheer InSannity explain this and I feel much better! The problem was that Mo Brooks wasn’t the candidate. Nothing to do with President Trump.

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      He’s probably right. One of the most odious candidates in a generation lost by just 1.5%. Had the Republican candidate been only slightly less reprehensible, he’s have won.

      • TundraGrifter

        Yes, he might be correct. But that doesn’t mean Mr. Trump didn’t make a serious mistake by waiting until the 11th hour and then going whole hog for “Judge” Moore. And the fact remains the Republicans picked Moore over Strange.

      • Sakonyachen

        Or maybe we should jump on any opportunity to portray them as depraved troglodytes every chance we get and win some more elections. They do it by making stuff up about people. We get to skip that step.

    • Sakonyachen

      So the other guy that Trump didn’t endorse? Still a loser! SAD!

  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    GOPe? J-Left? “soy boys?” WTF?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      What, you expect them to articulate actual policy positions? This is a name-calling movement on the right. Nothing more.

    • JD Mulvey
    • Rebel Scum with permit

      It’s supposed to make you sad. Something something soy products and manhood.

    • Grokenstein

      Just your everyday mental dysfunction.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I thought I made up too much jargon, and I’m a full-time CAD-monkey, a retired prot pally, and an NP’s spouse-critter.

      • Tina Mouse

        You are married to a non-player character?

        • Hardly Ideal

          Nurse-practitioner… at least, I think that’s what she is? I’m not entirely sure, there’s so many damned flavors of “nurse” and it looks like she’s trained for about all of them.

  • Prollynottoday.

    So white voters haven’t felt enough pain yet. AL ranks 47th in economy and income. Still not enough. So the GOP needs to cause them more pain to vote GOP ? Make AL an all Cotton King economy ? I don’t get it.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      “Make them suffer and they will vote for us” doesn’t seem to be a very sound strategy in the end.

      • Occupied Territory of Kavefish

        It didn’t make sense to me when Bernie Bros deployed it, either.

        • Sakonyachen

          It was different that time. It failed as miserably as it should. Repugs have been employing it for about my entire life plus some and they keep getting elected.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Im still shocked Doug Jones won. Jesus obviously hates Alabama, othetwise Roy Moore would have won and no more babbies would be ‘borted at 9 months.

    • PincheMacha

      ironically as ‘Bama is #fuckinONE in infant mortality in the US, it almost seems like they DO practice the fabled 9-mo-‘bortion

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    This AM on CNN they noted that mothers who had teenagers voted 2 to 1 against Moore. I wonder why?

    • Ms.Moon

      Because they don’t want senator Moore to date their teenage daughters? I am just throwing it out there.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Denial. Not just a river in Egypt.

  • kLo

    No wonder these guys can’t get laid.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I’m still waiting for someone to ask, in 1,000% seriousness, “WHY WON’T THESE CUNTS HAVE SEX WITH ME”

      • Sakonyachen

        Im sure if you browse enough of their sites you’ll find someone who said it.

        I assume the prospect of doing that is why you chose waiting?

  • pragmatist3

    On the bright side for Roy Moore – he is very well qualified to teach in junior high.

  • pragmatist3

    On the bright side for Roy Moore – he is very well qualified to teach in junior high.

    • Tony Prost

      Yeah, he knows what teen age girls like.

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    “I can prove who caused us to lose this election! Here, take a look at these sharts!”

    “You mean charts? OH MY GOD YOU DO NOT!”

  • bubbuhh

    I blame Doug Jones, Black Wimmenz, Black Menz, the Non-Stoopit White Wimenz and the Alabaman Menz who don’t own tiny gunz. Itz a conspiracy!!!

  • William
  • Yardley Bottles

    Bathing in right wing tears is my secret of immortality

    • Carole

      Me too. I’m like the Elzbieta Batory of right-wing tears.

  • Blackest Noobs

    wow a lot of guys who have a hard time getting laid and decide that instead blaming themselves blame women.

    wow, they’re such a catch and sooooo manly.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Moore won’t concede the race though the peeps who do election stuff in Alabama called it…as in GAME OVER DUDE.

    • tehbaddr

      Wait, god has to weigh in on the decision…what’s that I hear? Nothing, there is no god and if he/she/it did exist certainly wouldn’t have anything to do with this. As well, he would have to be destroyed! Also, too!

      • Blackest Noobs

        well God™ did decide…he picked the guy who doesn’t molest little girls.

    • Sakonyachen

      Especially with the high possibility of them all being Republicans.

  • “Letting these stupid whores vote…” Valerie Solanas was onto something.

  • William
  • William
    • sarafina

      Congratz, today you won the internet.

  • Gosala

    Pssst.. contrails made Pepe gay. Pass it on.

    • Margaret Thornberry

      Time to make heads explode with a little conspiracy nugget. One word, women haters…parthenogenesis. Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so quick to pick the slogan, ‘You will not replace us’….

  • Roy Moore’s been sobbing & mumbling all over your parents’ tv for 24 hrs now, tammy. did you miss the sobbing & mumbling? have mumsy and daddy locked you out of their bedroom again? night-terrors are such a hassle.

    try harder, tammy.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9fb535d257bf5fa7a348b1622665897ac23583aa8d79eb25ca2dbe060005ff1.jpg

    • tehbaddr

      WTF is she even going on about? Mixed up delusional RWNJ!

    • Sakonyachen

      Isn’t she basically doing all those things in one post?

    • Tina Mouse

      Because none of them know how to knit.

  • davefromoregon

    When the GOP has to spend resources to defend Alabama….. I am more positive about America’s future. Still I agree that a competent Republican would have dusted Jones in Alabama. I’d be shocked if the Democrats retain this seat in the 2020 election but who know. Jones was a first rate campaigner and will be a fine senator. Moore is a jackass who should go far, far away.

  • tehbaddr

    Wow! That Andrew Anglin must never, ever, get any! What a fucked up throwback!

    • amrak63

      Are you forgetting Fistella?

      • Sakonyachen

        Or Handgela? Possibly her sister Palmetta?

        • looksquirrels

          Rosie, you’re all right/you wear my ring….

  • William
  • Keith Taylor

    Aside from the other vile demented crap Andrew Anglin was saying … the idiocy of that line “no option but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men,” would be cute if it wasn’t vile and demented. Oh. I’m repeating myself.
    I notice the obvious now and then, and isn’t it curious how people like Anglin so often say that such-and-such is “a scientific fact” or “what nature intended” when it manifestly isn’t, but happens to suit THEM? As in Vice President of the Confederacy Alexander Stephens’ never-to-be-sufficiently-reviled “Cornerstone Address”. It completely accords with the laws of nature, he said, that negroes should be slaves to whites, because that’s what they were fit for, and it’s pure coincidence that the system he justified was the one on which his wealth and power depended.
    And since Anglin is a denizen of the Daily Stormer, I imagine he’s still good with the idea that the Relativity Theory is NOT scientific at all, but a Jewish conspiracy, because what kind of real scientist has a name like Einstein?
    Hitler and Goebbels knew how to handle those so-called scientists.
    Of course, Lise Meitner, Enrico Fermi, Leo Szilard and of course Einstein, all fled from Hitler’s regime and conquered territories, or from his allies like Mussolini, and the next thing was that the Allies got the atomic bomb first. Maybe the Nazis didn’t really handle those so-called scientists all that brilliantly after all.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      “Appeal to nature” is a well known logical fallacy deployed by bigots and haters everywhere.

      • Sakonyachen

        It’s amazing that they think it has relevance to anyone smart enough to matter. Sure you can round up drooling dipshits who want to believe they are superior to everyone else and that’s why they aren’t worshipped as gods, but people who can take a piss without getting their dick caught in the zipper more than three times in a row are not going to buy it unless they are needing it for grifting.

  • amrak63

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzc30bJJJmI

    Pain in your eyes
    Makes me cruel
    Makes me spiteful
    Tears are delightful
    Welcome your nightfall
    HOW WINTER KILLS

  • Margaret Lamont

    Cernovich can dish it out, but he can’t take it.
    I heard an excerpt on NPR of Cernovich being called out by a reporter for his tweets about what a man should do after a “one night stand” with a woman that he’s afraid was rape e.g
    the man was the rapist.
    ” Take the whore out to breakfast …” Cernovich tweeted.
    ” Save all her texts to you ” in case of prosecution.
    Cernovich was yelling ” fraud ! ” and in general filibustering so that the reporter’s questions couldn’t be heard.
    Then he hung up.
    It’s as if he knows he’s wrong or something.
    Because you don’t implode on air like that unless you have something to hide.
    He had an on air trantrum, in other words.

    • chascates

      I heard that on NPR’s On the Media Sunday. Cernovich seems like a Jim Hoft type.

    • Carole

      Finally, a major news program confronted that asshole on his Manosphere/PUA past. Everyone else seems to have given him a pass on it. Like Roy Moore, he tried to re-Christen himself as a non-rapist simply because he got married.

      When I first read his Roy Moore tweet, I thought it said “knee cap this.” I almost took him up on it.

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      “Moore’s gonna win! I’m calling it now! Eat it, liberals!”
      “He lost.”
      “I didn’t care about the election anyhow.”

      A petulant child in a neckbeard’s body.

      • Roadstergal

        “Screen cap this!”

        “Why did you screen cap that??”

  • Mike

    Mo Brooks announced he has cancer so whether or not to run him is a moot point.
    Let’s not get giddy…Jones pulled off a squeaker against a credibly accused pederast. Read into that whatever you want but not every republican candidate will be a caricature of the cowboy from the Village People or a Klondike Kardashian out for a buck.
    My bet is by next November they’ll be an R in that seat once again…:(

    • Leliel

      Uh, sir?

      Alabama’s not up until 2020.

      You just lost your money.

      • Mike

        My bad, I thought he was up again in 18

        • MC Planck

          I thought he was too, because it was a special election.

      • Sakonyachen

        Woohoo! Gerrymandering!!!!!

        Oh wait, US Senators don’t do that.

        As you were.

        • It actually does affect nationals, just not in the way it affects locals. It forces people to travel long distances on a work day and stand in long lines to vote. When you gerry all the poors together, you garuntee a bunch of them will, per force, have to skip it.

          • Sakonyachen

            Absolutely, but I was actually saying that US Senators don’t get to draw the lines.

          • oh. No. Unfortunately not.

          • sarafina

            Fortunately not. It’s a state-wide race.

    • Betty Eyer

      Except that the demographics of the vote show that him being a pederast was not really the key to his loss. Turn out for black voters was very high in spite of a whole slew of voter suppression methods. White men voted over 70% and white women over 60% for the pedophile. This was about racism, not “family values”.

      • This right here.
        Demographics are changing. They cannot stop it even with all their suppression tactics.

        I will note however that though whites did indeed vote more for moore, Doug got more a percentage than any Democrat since the Dixiecrats. So progress there too

        • Betty Eyer

          Hey! Thinking! Facts! YAY!

          • lol nothing brings up my dander faster than a glum BUT IF then we woulda lost! pout.
            Seriously. We won in Alafuckinbama. We can win ALL the damn things

          • Pisto75666

            A friend of a friend on FB was doing that today and I swear it took all of me to not say anything. We rarely get nice things lately. So why aren’t we allowed just one tiny squeak of joy when we actually get one nice thing?

          • sarafina

            Because conservatives/Republicans are nasty, ignorant, hateful scum.

          • Pisto75666

            This is true. I just meant amongst ourselves, why can’t we celebrate?

          • redblack

            we can and we should. please imbibe, and be glad of heart for the moment. i sure as hell am.

            but keep your guard up, and do not turn your back on those nasty motherfuckers.

          • Pisto75666

            ALWAYS

          • Betty Eyer

            Yeah, well, there wasn’t any of that so I’m not sure why you are saying that to me. I was analyzing why we won and it was definitely the high black turnout and the “not Roy” write ins. Yes, I think there is a lot of hope if we do the ground work like they did in Alabama; we may have turned a corner.

    • sarafina

      Once African Americans see what they can do I think the game’s a-changing. Latinos will pick up on it also too. Look at the census data.

      • Mike

        I hope you’re right…I’m one of those game changers trying to change the game.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Your lips to (insert deity here) ‘s ears.

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      Especially since even if another R won the election, Brooks would still be a rep until January 2019, providing …

      But I see your point.

    • Maybe

      You mean the Doug Jones Senate seat that doesn’t come up for reelection until 2020?

      And while not every Repub candidate will be a caricature, the zealots who turn out in primaries will choose a few more. Moore is not the first.

  • sillyclucker

    I’m sure somebody else has mentioned that Omarosa got fired and had to be escorted out by the Secret Service after she tried to storm her way into the private residence area to give Trump what for. It’s giving me the giggles.

  • Sakonyachen

    Why would President Pussgrab Clementine think that a massive fucking creep wouldn’t win? It worked for him.

    • Tina Mouse

      “President Pussgrab Clementine”

      • Jackie Jones

        Spit. Out. My champagne cocktail! Lol!

        • Grumpy Old Man

          FYI – frozen strawberries float in champagne.

          • CrazyDogLady

            hmm I got some frozen berries lurking at the back of the freezer, will they float in my cheap bubbly plonk?

  • Begin Anew Day

    “Americans love a winner. And will not tolerate a loser!”

    *General George Patton*

    C’mon my conservative brethren, who do you think you are kidding? You can tell us the truth. You hate Roy Moore. You hate him bad. You hate him because he LOST. You blame him for his defeat. You blame every victim for their own plight so why would you NOT blame Roy Moore for losing a gimme election?

    You’ve been upfront about your contempt and hatred for those you see as losers. We didn’t miss that when you were bloviating at the bar/dinner table/talk radio/church social. WE HEARD EVERY WORD.

    SO quit trying to blame anyone other than Roy for Roy’s defeat.

  • Robyn Ryan

    Both right and left are blaming white women. Joy.

    • Ms.Moon

      Evangelical white women are completely fine with their status quo. African American women who went out and voted overwhelming for Jones did so out of concern for themselves and their children that is it clear as day. What non Evangelical white women need to do is vote for candidates that represent their needs and values. Which political party is for equal pay for equal work, which party is not supportive of grown men who want to date teenagers, which political party wants accessible healthcare for everyone? If white women made issues like these their priority I think we would be in a better place politically than we currently are right now.

    • …left is blaming women? Wha?

      • HarpyLibtart

        Just the ones that voted for Moore – but apparently the #notallers are having a hard time understanding that fine distinction.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    I feel a need to post this again. I’m still giddy.

    https://youtu.be/6SBP0SiR6_0

    • TexasRosie

      holy shit – y’all need to come to Texas and Light ‘Er UP!

      • sarafina

        Senator Anchor Baby has got to GO!!!!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Hi! It’s nice to meet you. I’m pleased you decided to comment here again.

    • sarafina

      I love Trae almost as much as Justin.

    • Grumpy Old Man

      Thank you – I missed this one.

  • They figured out that white women are the key swing voters since Trump. Thats why we have had nothing but feminist bullshit, sexual assault allegations, the fucking dictionary makes “Feminism” the word of the year, Time makes the accusers the people of the year. This is their new strategy. Notice the massive amount of anti-woman hate on here recently?

    This here is art. None of us could ever hope to attain this level of full cerebral detachment. “Them wiminz be lyin bitches!!! Oh and have you noticed the increase of women hating here????”
    lolz

    • Tina Mouse

      Why aren’t there more women here?

    • Maybe

      Voters under 45 also went strongly for Dems in both Alabama and Virginia. This does not bode well for the future of the GOP.

  • Carole

    Who’s web hosting the Daily Stormer?

  • Oh, and hey, conservatives?
    We are absolutely not sick of winning. 2018 biatches

  • M.E. Lawrence

    Much as I hate to agree with Bitebark, I did wonder about the possibility of a Repug saboteur, especially after that photo of Moore being interviewed by a 12-year-old girl, no chaperone in sight. Moore’s basic stupidity or evil handlers: i.e., a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy?

    • Jackie Jones

      Did not even blink til now! Backfire or brilliant Dan Draper?

  • Delu

    I remember the many Trumpian trolls who came up and said “Trump won, SUCK IT LOSERS!!!”

    It seems to me that they don’t take their own advice very well.

    So, on behalf of themselves, I’d like to remind them of their “principled stand”.

    SUCK IT TRUMPIAN LOSERS!

    • Boojum

      Meghan McCain tweeted out “Suck it, Bannon”.

      • Rooster Cogburn105

        Bannon: “Ok, Ok, hold my gin!”

    • Maybe

      Of course they don’t blame it on themselves.

      Right-wing manly white men are always the victims. Always. Sad.

  • The 2017 special election between Doug Jones and Roy Moore for the vacant Alabama Senate seat was an emancipation proclamation by Alabama voters. The people of Alabama emancipated themselves from the past and freed themselves to pursue a decent, dignified and forward-looking future.

    Alabama, welcome to the United States of America. Grow & prosper!

    • redblack

      to be fair, AL has been gerrymandered to the right. there are – and always have been – a lot of good people there who are disenfranchised.

      • Maybe

        Rachel Maddow presented an excellent example of gerrymandering in Alabama. Doug Jones won the most votes statewide. However, if the state had been voting per House of Rep districts, Jones would only have one 1 district out of 7.

        Currently Alabama has 1 Dem rep and 6 Repugs. Now that is gerrymandering.

        Through in Voter ID voter suppression and Dems have little voting power in Alabama.

        • redblack

          but something like 30% of black voters showed up, and that is a high water mark. if there was a concerted GOTV and voter information campaign across the deep south, and black turnout was as high as white turnout, gerrymandering would be a moot point.

          • Maybe

            It would help with gerrymandering, but it wouldn’t eliminate the effect. When Repubs pack liberals voters into a few districts and make the others Repub-majority by perhaps 10 percentage points, it doesn’t always matter if the liberals turn out. In districts with lots of liberals, votes beyond those needed to win the district are waster.

            That’s one way gerrymandering can be measured: wasted votes. If a Dem representive on average gets 20,000 votes and wins, while a Repub wins with 12,000, then the Dems wasted 8,000 votes.

            We see this in the House, Senate and Presidency. The Dems get more overall votes in each case, but the Repubs win more seats.

    • this country says it’s about

      I said I would apologize to the people of Alabama if my opinion about how they would vote was wrong. I am happily surprised at the outcome….so here it is, I’m sorry that I misjudged you Alabama voters. You did the right thing, you picked what is good for the country and what was morally right over party affiliation. I apologize that I thought you wouldn’t. Thank you for doing the right thing.

  • CATMAN

    Golly, so much shit being dumped on Scumbitch Mc Connell’s head–I can’t think of a better person to be the target of right wing hate

  • King Honkey

    Thanks Robyn for wading into that cesspool of hate & negativity. Its like going to Willy Wonka’s ‘Mein Kampf’.

  • SeeTrainOffTheRails

    I am convinced Coach Dave used to snort the sidelines at London High School.

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      Probably served under or on Joe Paterno’s staff.

  • Tina Mouse

    I do not even understand what they are saying. “Its only there to turn away anyone new who would come. D&C. We have to get ahead of this shit.” They are advocating for the most common non-pharmaceutical abortion procedure?

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      Devis and Cutthead?

    • Alternative Dog

      Divide and Conquer.

  • redblack

    wonket, you guys are on fire. i strolled downthread a bit and broke my upvoter.

    breathe, rejoice, and stay vigilant. when we show up, they lose. let’s show up so much that they get sick of us showing up. gerrymandering be damned.

    and a hearty thumbs up on a well-written article, robyn.

    cheers, y’all.

  • Maybe

    White Women Didn’t Drop The Ball In Alabama,” Anglin.

    They cut off yours.

  • andyk304

    “…the fucking dictionary makes “Feminism” the word of the year, Time makes the accusers the people of the year.”

    Just when you though “Nazi” is going to be the word of the year and Hitler is finally going to become the first two-time winner of Time’s Person of the Year award, that bitch Lucy pulls the ball away and makes us look like damned fools! And look at this shit- somebody put rocks in my goddamned Halloween candy bag!

  • Bernard Farquart

    I looked at the “daily stormer” link, because I had heard they were getting booted from all their hosting sites, and I was curious, and this is the profile pic of the dude who is taking “credit” for these postings…
    I call bullshit, as this is obiously the exact version of a sad neckbeard who lives in his mom’s basement that I would make up if i I was coming up with a sad fake hate group nazi dude
    really?
    ” I train with my katana every day”?
    so much pathetic
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19e68078f3a60551185d118f543a410ab353e1e490a663d522718ea5f499d407.png

    • JCfromNC

      He’s not an Otaku, he’s a weeaboo.

      • FluffyGhostKitten

        I’d call him a mall ninja.

    • Viva La Tabula Raza

      So, he thinks Japanese culture is superior to white people culture? Ok then. That confuses me.

    • NotALiar

      That’s a pic of Richard Spencer. They are making fun of him. I believe they hate him because he’s not hateful enough.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Anybody else surprised that we haven’t been invaded by the flying monkey brigade?

    • FluffyGhostKitten

      Surprised, and kind of disappointed.

    • Michael Lindsay

      Naw, they’re staying home, muttering and cursing that their white supremacist kiddy diddler got usurped by the Joos Alabamians.

  • Jo Mathie

    “once again become what nature designed them to be: the property of men.”
    Yeah tell women like the awesome pirate queen Ching Shih or Boudica and the millions of women who are “hell no”. The sense of entitlement for these idiots is mind boggling, no wonder the sex doll industry is thriving, that’s about as close to human female interaction that they’ll get. Also Trump the deck was stacked against Roy Moore because he’s a fricking pedophile and people don’t tend to like that behavior.

    • Willliam Wallace

      Sorry, slight edit: no wonder the sex doll industry is thriving, that’s about as close to human female consensual sex that they’ll get.

  • fawkedifiknow

    I honestly believe the blame for Roy’s otherwise inexplicable loss falls squarely on the shoulders of his Jew lawyer.

  • tinker12
    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      No thanks. That’s some bitter poisonous shit, right there! : )

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    “Need to show the left being anti woman, anti family.”

    lol. Good luck with that, bro. The GOP owns that strategy. In fact, they’ve trademarked it.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    “Letting these stupid whores vote was an absolutely insane decision, and
    something that our society may only recover from when there is no option
    but for women to once again become what nature designed them to be: the
    property of men.”

    Another raging, butthurt, impotent loser opines. Women were not property of men when the goddess was worshipped in an agragarian society, for tens of thousands of years before the reign of your puny 2000 year-old Christianity.

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  • docterry6973

    Those Nazis sure do love them some Republicans.

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