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Sure sure, “President” Donald Trump was just casually lighting the Middle East on fire today when he announced he’s now recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, and would move the US embassy from Tel Aviv (a “united” Jerusalem forecloses the possibility of Palestinian “East Jerusalem” or shared sovereignty of the city, which is holy to all three Abrahamic religions). It’s serious, and Palestinians are calling for “days of rage.”

($5F wrote it up proper for you last week, because she actually understands “Israel” and whatnot, you go here and read it.)

But let’s take a moment to appreciate, or the opposite of that, this disgusting video of Donald Trump’s dentures trying to escape his mouth.

Now imagine him popping a Tic-Tac and coming at you.

The end.

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  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Dentures be like “Fuck it, I’m done. I am so outta here!” I can relate, TBH.

  • Machnethylsteinerbincolabird

    The Trump toilet never caught on because every time you dropped a deuce in one it would leap out of there in disgust and try to escape.

    • Ryan Denniston

      I just figured it’d threaten not to flush until you payed up.

      • Bobathonic

        And then it still would only do a half assed jerb.

  • jodyleek

    Even yuckier is the white spittle in the corners of his mouth. Oh yeah, and his tiny puss grabbing hands. Ick.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    I love you very much, Rebecca, but there isn’t enough money in the world to make me watch that video.

  • Bananas Foster

    I can’t imagine how undisciplined about hygiene you have to be to be that rich and lose your teeth.

    My parents are older than him, grew up poor and DIRT POOR, respectively, and have a couple of bridges, but that’s about it.

    • memzilla Ω

      This homunculus never flossed a day in his life, gay-run-TEED.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Doesn’t he have “people” to do that for him? The BEST PEOPLE?

      • The Wanderer

        Probably afraid the dentist will ask, “Is it safe?”

    • coozledad

      Too chickenshit to get that daily dental cleaning he could afford.

  • Ryan Denniston
    • Msgr_MΩment
      • GoutMachine

        Big ups for Verdi Requiem.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Pussy keffiyehs are going to be the bestseller of the War on Peacemas season.

  • Joe Beese
    • BadKitty904

      She would’ve made a better President, too.

    • Popillius

      You bet Martha Ray would’ve been a better preznit – she was a funny and talented actress.

  • exinkwretch

    Meanwhile, Pence looks like he’s squeezing a dookie into his tighty whities. Like he always does.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    Dear Editrix,

    Thanks for the “Diet Video To Help You Lose Lunch” but I’ll pass.

    Sincerely,
    The Land Sharks

  • Joe Beese
    • Popillius

      A lot is being made of his degraded signature as well – for the Jerusalem thing it looks very sloppy compared to previous signatures.

  • And here I thought he was just coked out and his mouth was numb.

    • aureolaborealis

      I see no reason that can’t be true, too.

      • I didn’t know that sniffling was associated with poor denture grip.

    • Juan de Fuca

      I literally thought the guy was a sleestak this entire time.

    • george lastrapes

      Benefit of the doubt, huh? Kind of you.

    • jesuswasablack

      That’s what I thought too? He obviously didn’t share with Pence he looked like he was in a trance?

  • The Wanderer

    There is nothing about The Homunculus that isn’t fake, faux, fraudulent, or ersatz.

  • aureolaborealis

    Another piece of evidence that the man isn’t as rich as he claims. For a large, but not ridiculously large amount money, you can get “real” choppers screwed into your head that won’t do this. Or maybe it’s evidence of dementia. Because I’m not rich, and I’d have a set bolted into my head if I lost my real ones.

    • I just had one put in today! I’ve got about 5 more to go.

    • coozledad

      I haven’t got a damn cavity, but my jawbone started to degrade. Got that shit lasered. I get my second post surgery checkup tomorrow.

    • PubOption

      For a lesser amount, you can get pins implanted into your jaw and ‘snap on’ dentures.

    • SweetDeeKat

      I had a set of 2 installed for about 10K. Not cheap, but compared to looking like a hillbilly goober, definitely worth the money.

  • Scooby

    He’s becoming more Alabama by the day.

  • Huh. I saw others at inferior-quality sites speculating that he’d had a stroke.

    • BadKitty904

      How would we tell?

      • PubOption

        Ask Melania?

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          In English?

          • WIDTAP

            How do you say “gummies” in Uzbeke-beke-beke-stainian?

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      TIA

      Transient ischemic attack (TIA, Mini-Stroke): A neurological event with the signs and symptoms of a stroke, but which go away within a short period of time. Also called a mini-stroke, a TIA is due to a temporary lack of adequate blood and oxygen (ischemia) to the brain.

      • calliecallie

        Assumes brain not in evidence.

    • proudgrampa

      Meanwhile, we at the superior-quality sites…

      • wide_stance_hubby

        The best superior-quality.

  • Joe Beese
  • Reaching for joke about Professor Farnsworth’s dentures and Israel both being nuclear powered. Failing.

    • therblig

      Good Jews everyone!

  • I am completely convinced that eventually Gaza will be turned into the next Yemen and the West Bank will be ethnically cleansed by violent settlers to whom the government will turn a blind eye towards.

  • jesuswasablack

    SO THATS WHAT HE WAS DOING? i NOTICED HIM BREATHING FUNNY i JUST THOUGHT HE DID TOO MUCH COKE THIS MORNING? HE WAS SUCKING IN AIR TO KEEP HIS FUCKING FAKE CHOPPERS IN, EWWWWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • jesuswasablack

      Sorry for the caps, I’m too lazy to re-write that word turd.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    His jaw is clenched so tightly these days, he squeezed out all his adhesive.

    • BadKitty904

      Thanks, Bob Mueller!

  • BadKitty904

    Isn’t loss of teeth one of the symptoms of advanced syphilis?

  • Bill D. Burger

    “…aaand’ thuu’ can stake’ that stoo’ tha banskk….”

    https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/938492197950824448

  • WIDTAP

    This is a job for Polident?

  • maxneanderthal

    I think this is why Flump is so repellent to normal, well-adjusted people- his various body parts, gestures and mannerisms are in a constant state of war with each other, a physical manifestation of the dissonance going on internally. Look at old clips of Tricky Dick, and you can see the exact same thing…

    • Bananas Foster

      I attribute this to the fact that he’s spent most of his life basically cloistered from the vast majority of humanity.

      He doesn’t know how to act human.

      • maxneanderthal

        Sellers nailed it with his “Dr Strangelove”..

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      Cut him a break. His skinsuit is itchy inside.

    • Clark_Nova

      The skin sack full of cockroaches thing.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    It felt like the National Anthem, except instead of half-expecting somebody to yell “Play ball!”, I half expected a cheer of “Let’s loot!”

  • ariel_gee_398

    My dad has dentures, and just went through a big debate about whether or not to get implants instead, which are way more expensive but stay in your damn mouth. So how does this ostensibly rich fucker not shell out for the implants?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Ostensibly rich cheapskate fucker.

    • I find the idea of any kind of dental surgery pretty scary, and I’m not even afraid of stairs. That’s my guess.

      • ariel_gee_398

        I just assumed his vanity would compel him to get over his fear, but you could be right.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Maybe he’s afraid Mike Pence would be hanging around the dentist’s office and he wouldn’t come out of the anesthesia.

    • maxneanderthal

      This turd is only polished and shining because he tells you he’s polished and shining. Good luck with taking that as anywhere related to the facts of the case….

    • BadKitty904

      Cheap AND stupid?

      • ariel_gee_398

        No arguments there.

      • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

        And those are his good qualities.

    • Rags

      Gotta have decent bone left in the jaw – he probably rotted that out too.

  • coozledad

    We at Poli Grip have never made any claim that our oral adhesive can withstand repeated Russian dick sucking.

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      I was just thinking back to the Bush administration when on a couple of occasions I participated in campaigns to send yellow cake at one point, and pretzels at another to the White House. I think it would be a fine thing to deluge the White House mailroom with Poligrip.

      • peteywheats

        Only if we empty the tubes into the envelopes.

    • moeman

      Or Slovenian mail order bride eating.

    • Little Lulu Ω

      Thank you! That was hilarious!

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • Anna Rompage

    Obviously he’s buying the plain wrap denture adhesive, instead of Polydent!

    Cheap bastard…

  • calliecallie

    Nothing about this administration is doing any good for my diet. Because I’m drinking so much more.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Amen

    • Bananas Foster

      Jesus. Fuck. True.

      I was literally driving home from meeting with a client today and thought, “I should pick up a bottle. Who knows what’s going to happen tonight.”

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Every day, Bananas. Every day.

  • Sister Suffragette

    Same thing happened in that speech a couple weeks ago where he pulled a Rubio and reached for the water bottle. I said to my husband at the time, “I don’t think he’s just thirsty — I think he’s having a problem with his dentures.” Today’s video cements it (ha!).

  • george lastrapes

    Like a train wreck, or something. I couldn’t NOT look. I can’t unsee it. But if that’s what it takes to be in the Resistance….

    • That and the cattle brand. But that part isn’t nearly as bad.

      • george lastrapes

        If I was hooked up to electrodes, I could actually BE the Resistance. I would chant, “Ohm. Ohm. Ohm……”

        • The Wanderer

          Ohm is the loneliest number.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Reminded me of this little ditty:

    “She was an acrobat’s daughter
    She swung by her teeth from a noose
    But one matinée, her bridgework gave ‘way
    And she flew through the air like a goose!”

    • The Wanderer

      Daffy Duck as the Mustache Fiend!

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        He’s doing beards, now!

        • The Wanderer

          Woohoo!

    • SweetDeeKat

      I understand there are multiple filthy verses to this lovely ditty – memo to self to look for them.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    FAKE TEETH??!!? Oh, irony, you haven’t deserted us after all!

  • Joe Beese
  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Not going to watch it. nope nope nope

    • Mary Theresa

      Good call.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I was able to watch it because it involved him suffering in some way.

    • SweetDeeKat

      You can scroll down just to the nose line. Sound off, of course.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Well, it’s not like he’s been able to afford first-class dental care his whole life or anything. Give him a break, people.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      You mean to tell me those snowy winter white teeth is as fake as his naturally mellow orange tan?

    • Bill D. Burger

      He has only the best teeth! Some of the best teeth in all of history! Believe me.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        We’d like to see the long form receipt for them.

      • mappo

        Ther brest terth in oral hishtory.

    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      Given the kinds of personal habits that may have led to his tooth loss, he probably doesn’t have enough bone left in his mouth to support implants.

      Although you’d think they could just have shifted it down from where his brain should be. Lots of bone there.

    • Juan de Fuca

      I mean, look at his “hair” for Christ’s sake. The Hair Club for Men wouldn’t claim that dumpster fire of a hair job.

      • WIDTAP

        Well, he comes by his hair honestly. He inherited it from his mother (real photo):

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2dcf2895deb4c7059e69ccd64a93b7c2dae7c296cd5b3cb76b65ea75c9986cab.jpg

        • onedollarjuana

          Reminds me of soft-serve ice cream.

          • The Wanderer

            Cotton candy.

          • WIDTAP

            Troll doll.

          • Nockular cavity

            Mr. Heatmiser.

          • jodyleek

            Is that shrunken apple head doll flavor?

          • mappo

            I’m getting more of a Poop Emoji vibe.

        • ButtercuptheHarelessRabbit

          God, he looks so much like his mother that he could be doing drag in this pic. Wait a minute…

        • sigyn

          That is definitely one of the meanest looking old women I have ever seen. Not a smile line on the map.
          You know the saying: “After 40 you get the face you deserve.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Thanks, Obama!

  • kristalynn

    Trump is actually fulfilling prophecy and you won’t know this unless you are a Christian and faithfully read your Bible.

    • BadKitty904

      If Toothless is fulfilling prophecy, then I’m the Messiah.

      • maxneanderthal

        “He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”

        • BadKitty904

          That, too. Also.

        • FlownΩver

          How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Which one? The one about the locusts and the puss grabbing and the falling of the teeth? I do like that one, good choice.

      • kristalynn

        Wrong, obviously you don’t read the Bible. Liberals want to be handed all the answers. Go read it for yourself and you will find out. Here is a hint: The United States is prophesied in Revelation 12:14. We are the “wings of a GREAT EAGLE.” We cant be great unless America is GREAT AGAIN!

      • kristalynn

        ….And God said he would put his name in Jerusalem 37 times in the old testament soooo that means the Palestinians have to move out of there and take allah with them.

        • sigyn

          Duuurh. Allah=God. Same Abrahamic deity, just a different language.

          I don’t know who’s handing YOU all the answers, but they’re definitely third rate.

    • Gorillionaire

      Why read it? I’ll just wait for some bonkers on the internet to tell me.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Wait, which seal is this? I know we’re not at six yet, because I can still see the sun, and the moon hasn’t turned blood red. So…second? Third?

      Also, Trump doesn’t faithfully read his bible.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        It’s a blown seal. Nothing to see here.
        https://i.imgur.com/KoK3Rcm.jpg

        • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

          It’s just ice cream!

          • TimResistit

            lol forgot about that joke. A classic.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Oh my gosh, you’re serious, aren’t you? I thought immediately that was standard Wonkette snark. But it’s not, is it? Welcome, visitor.

      • Juan de Fuca

        That has to be snark.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          I don’t think so! Take a look at her comments.

        • Martini Ambassador 🍸

          Check history. Is not.

          • Juan de Fuca

            Dear god, you and Lance are right. I think this one might be my Mom.

    • Gorillionaire

      BTW are you famous porn star Kristal Lynn? Big fan.

    • keinsignal

      Oh, absolutely.

      “The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”

      The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven.”

    • Nockular cavity

      What, you mean he’s the Antichrist? Sure, I’ll go with that.

      • The Wanderer

        I don’t think so. I think he’s the Beast, making a big noise as a distraction. His “spiritual adviser,” some female nutjob, makes a handy False Prophet, which makes Pence the Antichrist and the power behind the throne.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      OK, I’ll bite. Which prophecy?

    • arglebargle

      Kristalynn, kristallnacht. Tomato, tomahato.

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      I want my Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback

      Jesus, jesusback ribs!

    • ☭!

      As the head of Antifa, I only read the Koran

      • FlownΩver

        Thank you for your service.

        • ☭!

          I do it for the money

    • Msgr_MΩment

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LORI??!!!!

    • Blackest Noobs

      and YET…you’re a fucking moron….so do i buy into your bullshit or reality?

      hmmm i’ll go with the latter, dumbass.

    • TimResistit

      lololol, good one! Wait…you’re serious?

      • ☭!

        well, maybe she means the bit about the antichrist

    • coozledad

      The world ain’t going to end on your watch just because you want it to.

    • Spurning Beer

      You must be talking about the “gnashing of teeth” part.

      • FlownΩver

        Wailing will only get you so far.

    • shivaskeeper

      Which prophecies? Chapter, verse, and which translation are you using to determine this please. I know you wouldn’t be making things up being a good Christian. You should be able to back up your claim.

      It would also be helpful if you could show proof of any prophecies already fulfilled. Also including chapter and verse.

    • When the day of judgment comes, Jesus will say to you “I do not know you”
      Because you brought comfort to the Antichrist and attempted to hurry the time that none can know.
      Have fun with that!

    • Meccalopolis

      Why do you hate God”s creation?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Bbbbuutttt…..he only uses the ‘best words.’

    https://twitter.com/calebecarma/status/938496007263916034

    • Joe Beese

      They said man was never meant to travel faster than the speed of sound either!

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Naw, man, it’s 2 Big Macs and 2 Filet-O-Fish. That’s better, right?

      Never mind.

      Question, with so little fiber in his diet, when was the last time the man had a decent dump?. Or does it just ooze outta that ass?

      • weighmaster

        And so it was that the conversation, at long last, turned to shit.

      • coozledad

        He probably needs a second set of masticators at his asshole for all that McDonald’s.

      • Eileen Besse

        Don’t forget the milkshake.

        • BackDoorMan

          … that’s the “binding” agent – that’ll bung you up right good, as we say around these parts.

          • Meccalopolis

            Dude. That’s why the shake character is named Grimace

      • Clark_Nova

        Why do you think he tweets on the crapper for half of the night?

  • Bill D. Burger

    FAKE TEETH!!!

    (*I win the innerwebs! ____ Boom goes the dynamite!)

    • WIDTAP

      My hope is that every media outlet repeats that as a response to every future Trump invocation of “FAKE NEWS”.

  • Gorillionaire

    Has Pelosi called for his resignation yet?

    • BadKitty904

      If only.

  • PubOption

    “George Washington had wooden teeth, not many people know that.”

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Ted Cruz’s mouth booger vs Predisent Trump’s suicidal dentures.
    Who ya got?

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      Second bracket: Steve Bannon’s boils vs. Roy Moore’s “child-sized pistol”

    • Meccalopolis

      Goddamnit I’m eating but if t rumors had used cruzie’s mouth booker to hold his plate in, neither would be in this situation

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    I always wondered about his giant, white Chic-let teeth.

  • Jenny

    Oh, I watched that shit. It was hilarious. Even his dentures were like must hide, ww3 incoming.

    https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Frankly, if you had to be in that mouth, wouldn’t you try to escape?

  • The Wanderer

    Hmm. My mental inventory (still at work) shows that I’m good to go for the contents of my liquor cabinet. Maybe a bit low on white rum and vodka, but three types of whisky, dark rum, Kahlua, Kahlua Midnight, sake, vermouth, gin, brandy, tequila, and yesterday I laid in another 4-pack of New Holland Brewery Dragon’s Milk Bourbon Barrel-Aged Stout.
    Yeah, that should be enough.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Until tomorrow morning when the twitterrhea starts …

      • The Wanderer

        That reminds me! Whoever here at Wonkette recommended Evan Williams brand Egg Nog has my undying gratitude. That shit is indeed magical.

        • Eileen Besse

          Evan Williams rules at Chez Besse.

    • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

      I’ll be there in an hour

      • The Wanderer

        (hugs his liquor cabinet, hisses) My Precioussss!

    • BadKitty904

      No straws?

    • maxneanderthal

      Easy on the stout Tiger, I once shat black texas crude for a week after a sailing regatta in Cork, Eire…

      • The Wanderer

        You mean you didn’t just hang your bum over the gunwales?

        • maxneanderthal

          Yacht. Facing outboard, hanging on the lower guardrail..The crew downwind might’ve had something to say to that idea…

          • The Wanderer

            (Jar Jar Binks voice) Yousa gotsa point.

    • proudgrampa

      Sounds good. I can bring the veggie tray…

    • Asterix

      Is that only one bottle each?

      Not nearly enough. Not by a long, long, double shot. And how are you going to survive without wine for breakfast?

      • The Wanderer

        I do have a wine cabinet. Some of them are over 30 years old, and have likely turned.

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    This is the stupid thing that is going to make him feel enough shame to resign

    • wide_stance_hubby

      You tease!

  • kristalynn

    Liberals think they are so perfect. How quickly they forget about the infamous coughing fit, I won’t mention any names.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      So trump has pneumonia?

    • ☭!

      fuck off

    • WIDTAP

      She got better.

    • Blackest Noobs

      and you are….????

    • Bill D. Burger
    • Résistance Land Shark Ω
    • Blackest Noobs

      ooooooooh you’re a fucking moron.

      here some of kristadumbshitlynn’s words:

      Trump is actually fulfilling prophecy and you won’t know this unless you are a Christian and faithfully read your Bible.

    • Jenny

      Arrrrhaaaarrdaaaar. Hilarious. What are you going to say next?

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Conservatives think they are so perfect. How quickly they forget “I did try and fuck her, she was married” and “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything… grab them by the pussy.” I won’t mention any names.

    • Anarchy Unicorn

      Are you talking about when W choked on a pretzel? That was hilarious.

      • Ricky-pus gutted tub of guts

        No, when his dad barfed on the Japanese guy!

    • Rags

      Thanks for sharing, End Time Ministries fundamentalist. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Is that pronounced Kri-Stalin?

    • TimResistit

      You Russian bots aren’t even trying anymore. Sad.

    • rebecca

      oh, sorry for the upvote, i thought you were joking :)

      • TimResistit

        I wondered who did that lol

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        It would be such perfect snark too. Pity.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      That was morally reprehensible. Bad coughing, bad!

    • Notreelyhelping

      Is nice in Omsk? Vladivostok?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Minsk. It’s just a stone’s throw from Pinsk.

        • The Wanderer

          Minsk is where the 2018 Village Idiot’s Convention will be held.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Drive By Troll … bored now.

    • Daniel

      Conservatives know they are so perfect. How quickly they forget about the child sexual assault. I won’t mention any names.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        That reminds me: “Get me a sammich, Kristalmeth?”

    • The Wanderer

      Ah, good. You’re back. Better hop to it now, the Pantomime Horse needs his dinner.

    • Ricky-pus gutted tub of guts

      Lordy, I hope so!

    • Shibusa

      Excellent post, Comrade Kristal. Extra potato in your soup tonight!

      • BackDoorMan

        … and tomorrow, more skins!

    • Daniel

      You don’t have to. Conservative news made hay out of that for days. In fact, they’re still trying to.

      It’s only hypocrisy when someone else does it.

    • Nockular cavity

      Fuck off and go donate to your Alabama child predator.

    • Blackest Noobs

      man, you are certainly pathetic, liking your own comment.

      ooooh poor you…only you and your fake account likes your dumbfucking comment.
      sad.

      • Meccalopolis

        I can like my own comments?

        • Blackest Noobs

          you could but you would still be pretty pathetic.

          • Meccalopolis

            Dang

    • MynameisBlarney

      I thought your comment was an attempt at snark.
      Then I read some of your other posts.

      It then became clear that you’re incapable of of snark, because you are clearly a fucking idiot.

    • BigCSouthside

      We aren’t saying we are perfect, we are saying it’s fucking hilarious that a guy who claims to have superior genes Is fucking held together with bobby pins and glue.

      • BackDoorMan

        … and, don’t forget scotch tape. Apparently having “superior genes” precludes being able to manipulate a tie-tack/tie-bar.

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      Does bringing this up make you feel better, somehow?

      Does it erase his ridiculousness, in your mind?

      You should definitely bookmark some YouTube videos where people get hit in the balls, so you can “counteract” all his future foibles.

    • mancityRed6

      it had been awhile since I smoked any herb, and you gotta admit, that was a pretty big toke. of course I’m gonna cough.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Wouldn’t you be happier on the GFY Sanders thread? BYW, Happy Holidays!

      https://youtu.be/GoGWfK6mnHk

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      We don’t think — we are — thanks for noticing.

    • shivaskeeper

      Why won’t you mention names? I have personally seen several hundred public speakers have coughing fits over the years. Which particular one are you talking about and what are you suggesting with your implications?

    • Was it a coughing fit while giving major policy changes after making fun of people for not being 10s?

  • Bill D. Burger

    “God blesh the United Shesh”

    -The President of the United States of America, 2017

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Well, “Shesh” is Albanian for square according to the google.

    • maxneanderthal

      “Allow me to address them, Ponshius! Thitithens, we have Thaul, the thyrian athathin, Thimon the Thaduthee thwtangler, theveral thedithious thcribes fwom thetharea”

  • Anne Of Green Bagels
    • H0mer0

      [I love the “nope-tapus”]

  • ariel_gee_398

    When the missiles start to fly, I’m going to watch this video on repeat and just laugh maniacally into my bourbon until they hit.

    • mancityRed6

      I’m gonna run outside and yell “freedom!” between swallows.

  • Crystalclear12

    Wonkette,
    You just dropped me off in a bad place.

  • ☭!
  • Jenny

    No implants for that man! Look what happened to his hair implants. He’d have some horrifying t rex/ Davey from Gumby hybrid teeth.

    • TimResistit

      Geeze you’d think he could afford implants.

    • Me not sure

      Well…at least he doesn’t have first wife Ivana to slap around any more.

  • ☭!
    • Bill D. Burger

      With all the sincerity of Scarlett O’Hara on dismissing the Tarleton twins: “Why. I’ll just cry into my pillow all night. “

    • Rags

      thoughts and prayers

    • BadKitty904

      It’s a start.

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      I hope he was able to get his brimstone collection out in time!

    • arglebargle
    • Clark_Nova

      Hope he’s trapped in it.

      • ☭!

        we’re better than that, Clark.

  • BadKitty904

    And now a word from “President” Turmp’s interpreter:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pus6XF_qh38

    • The Wanderer

      “Now who can argue with that?”

      • I know I feel privileged to hear authentic frontier gibberish.

  • tinker12
  • wide_stance_hubby

    This is the moment he became Pep-so-dent.

  • Daniel

    Fake chews!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Donald must get this: A brace to hold the teeth and hair in place simultaneously.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZVKPibMqVso/US-cu3sjzsI/AAAAAAAAAR0/Eq8R7r4zV9w/s1600/scary+braces.jpg

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      “These predate stainless steel, so you can’t get them wet.”

    • Joe Beese

      She was performing cultural appropriation on brace wearers and should apologize.

  • Bananas Foster

    *Mel Gibson Brave Heart voice*

    FREEDOM!

  • Me not sure

    1. How does a billionaire end up with such bad dental care that he needs dentures?
    2. Why can’t he get implants, or at the very least better fitting chompers?
    We’ve got meth users in my little town with better fitting teeth. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/db0000fbea594307d807e6d12406bcfb81063ce7a7c390e9c48e812a6c12062a.gif

  • GoutMachine

    The emperor has no teeth.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Also, too, couth.

    • redarmyzombie
      • BadKitty904

        wtf?

        • redarmyzombie

          NO I WILL NOT PROVIDE CONTEXT!!1!

          (Smoke Signals, go watch it)

          • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

            LOVE that movie. “Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian” author. Doubtful Trump has ever seen it. Or he thinks it’s the live-action version of Pocahontas.

          • BadKitty904

            I don’t know what “it” is?

          • redarmyzombie
          • BadKitty904

            Aw, sorry, I didn’t realize that was a title. Dang, I also didn’t realize those two were Native American.

          • redarmyzombie

            Lol, it’s okay, it’s not a well known film methinks.

          • BadKitty904

            I was just reading up on it and now I want to see it. It sounds like if you changed Thomas Builds-the-Fire’s hair to red, you’d have me!

          • Meccalopolis

            Very funny movie

      • aureolaborealis

        “Hey Victor!”

  • mancityRed6

    If I imagine him popping a tic tac and coming at me, it makes me think of doing things that would get me banhammered.

    • BadKitty904

      For starters.

      • mancityRed6

        do you think the secret service would know who I was talking about if I just said “the canned yam”?
        shit, probably

        • BadKitty904

          I usually go with North Korea’s “Fat, Rotting Papaya”…

  • Joe Beese

    Pro Tip: Do not perform a Google Image search for “teeth”.

    It gets scary fast.

  • Bill D. Burger

    You’d expect Trump would have implants, not dentures.

    Of course, you’d also think that a wealthy guy would opt for a hair transplant, not a ridiculous comb over held in place by bobby pins.

    You’d also expect a wealthy guy to have more refined tastes in food, not KFC, Mickey D’s … and burnt steaks with ketchup.

    On second thought, those dentures fit right in.

    • jowgajen

      He did have a scalp reduction, and he was such a pussy about the pain that his violent rage over it is a subject in his first wife’s book.

      I presume he’s too fragile to handle mouth surgery, as well.

    • Zach Williams

      Trump Tower is filled with brass and shitty gold instead of expensive and good looking materials.
      This man doesn’t get class and cheaps out on fucking everything, from his food to his workers.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      He thinks implants are something for his wives and daughters.

    • mancityRed6

      “Implants? don’t my tits look big enough to you?”
      -DJT

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Nicer legs than Hitler
        And bigger tits than Cher

        /Henry Kissinger libel!

    • Joe Beese

      You can take the man out of Queens…

      • mancityRed6

        I know a few people from Queens, that _isn’t_ the problem.

        • WIDTAP

          “You say it’s a problem. It ain’t no problem. Right, Vinnie?”

          • mancityRed6

            technically at least one of the guys I’ve met from New York was named Vinnie. don’t know if he was from Queens

    • arglebargle

      Mebby buy a tie clip?

      • WIDTAP

        With the way Trump ties his ties, he have to clip them at his fly.

    • Stranded Devonian Lungfish

      But they don’t fit…

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      any “rich” guy who doesn’t get his suits tailored is a cheap schmuck.

    • KatieAnnieOakley

      Probably why he perpetually holds his mouth in a rectum-like way – to keep his dentures from falling / popping out.

  • NastyBossetti

    But I thought Wonkette loved us.

    • Resistor Radio

      Yeah, that’s what I used to think too

      • NastyBossetti

        I’ve been wrong about this sort of thing before. *shrug*

        • The Wanderer

          Wonkette loves us, and has a wonderful plan for our lives.

          • WIDTAP

            Will Wonkette forgive my sins?

            Even if I am a Senator from Minnesota?

          • The Wanderer

            Wonkette uses a sliding scale of penances and punishments.

        • Resistor Radio

          I’m always wrong when I think someone cares about me

          • NastyBossetti

            I don’t know you, but you seem alright to me. Surely, you can’t *always* be wrong about that.

          • Resistor Radio

            You have no idea

          • NastyBossetti

            Well… at least Wonkette loves us… for whatever that’s worth!

    • Joe Beese

      You don’t come through on the contribution threads, this is what you get.

      • Marion in Savannah

        HEY — I get my receipt by email every month. How come I had to see it too?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Wonkette loves you too much to deny you this. You watch or you don’t.

    • TimResistit

      It’s a tough love.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        It’s a dry love. You can’t feel it.

    • mancityRed6

      Friday always comes
      usually with a late breaking story.

    • WIDTAP
  • MynameisBlarney

    Divide and Conquer.

    https://crooksandliars.com/2017/12/democratic-women-congress-al-franken

    And we thought the GOP didn’t understand strategy.

    • redarmyzombie

      They’re great opportunists. It’s the long game they have trouble with…

      • shivaskeeper

        They understand both. Where we are now is the direct result of the long game. Taking over school boards, town and city councils, mayorships, county and state boards and leges, federal positions. All part of the long game. They have been playing it for well over 40 years. That is a long game.

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          The long march of the mental institutions.

        • redarmyzombie

          I think they’ve overplayed their hand. These last local elections they took a damn big beating on turf they owned, and with this shitty tax bill I think it’s gonna get worse for them.

          • shivaskeeper

            Possibly. It would follow the pattern if the majority party got the shit kicked out them at the midterms and the next full cycle.

            All I’m saying is never underestimate your opponents. That is step one to getting your ads kicked. Any assumption you make has to have them being as smart, savvy, and as driven as you are. Any assumption that does not start with being equal to you at the least is the first assumption on the road to disaster.

          • redarmyzombie

            A wise assumption to make, certainly.

          • shivaskeeper

            In life and in combat you hope your enemy is a dumb as you think he is, but you don’t bank on it. Ever.

      • BigCSouthside

        They are reshaping the judiciary, They own a ton of state houses through gerrymandering and have convinced half the country that liberal is the enemy of America. Their long game is strong

        • redarmyzombie

          I disagree. The Judiciary is a problem, but if they’re all hacks like Roy Moore then it’s only a matter of time before they get tossed out like him. Their Gerrymandering hasn’t helped them in these latest special elections, and their historically unpopular shitty tax bill might be the tipping point.

          • Clark_Nova

            Most are too young and inexperienced to have had time to become hacks. They’re all good for 50 years on the bench.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Diapers and dentures pretty much sums up Trump and his entire base of geriatric snowflake cucks

  • Notreelyhelping

    Sorry, but Trump announcing this policy shift while sounding like he’s had six martinis is fucking hilarious. Maybe the rest of the world will go: Ohhh, he’s drunk! That explains it!

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    Thanks Rebecca,
    I will never poop in a toilet again.

    • That’s exactly what I said as a kid after watching the “Fluke Man” episode of the X-Files.

      Edit: not exactly, as I did not thank Rebecca.

      • Thiazin Red

        The Steven King short story The Moving Finger made me slightly nervous about using the bathroom in the dark. I know its not real, but ever since reading it a tiny part of my mind is always sure that it could happen.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Potted plants! Fertilizer. Ecologically responsible

      • H0mer0

        It’s not ecologically responsible unless you go full butthole vegan

    • Notreelyhelping

      Wow. Party at your house.

  • WIDTAP

    Here is an interesting point:
    https://twitter.com/TyHyCHI/status/938478767391027208

    Maybe Trump’s veneers pop loose every time his mouth gets dry.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      There is a big difference between veneers and dentures.. Veneer are glued to existing teeth (though those teeth have been prepped to accept the veneer without your teeth looking extra big. Dentures are for when there are no teeth.

  • ManchuCandidate
    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      Donald does believe in the “racehorse theory” of genetics, so all right then.

  • BadKitty904

    Oh, great. HARIBO’s new Gummy-Traitor

    • Daniel

      Gummy boor.

  • Bill D. Burger

    He needs a better fit. Time to have those babies relined.

    https://missdivinity.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/doggy-dentures3.jpg

    • GoutMachine

      Those dogs are way more attractive.

      • Raan

        The pug and Pomeranian (?) in particular are adorable.

  • Nockular cavity

    Now we’re going to have Trump’s dentist come out and tell us how he’s got the greatest teeth, aren’t we?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    God blech ush aww…..

    • Daniel

      God blesh ush, everyone. Exshept Hillary Clinton and Barack Obamash.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        Or Aggela Mookul, Emawal Macwon and Juthtin Twoodoh.

  • Ricky-pus gutted tub of guts

    The Super Poligrip ain’t cutting it. He better go back to the airplane glue, even though it gave him the sniffs on the campaign trail.

  • Bananas Foster

    He takes them out for Putin’s blowjobs.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    The dentures explains why Melania is always frowning … the oral isn’t reciprocated.

    • Resistor Radio

      oh hai RLS, how ya been?

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        pretty OK … lots of busy these last few days. Avoiding the twitterrhea helps also too.

    • Daniel

      Who imagined it was?

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Roy Moore?

    • therblig

      he doesn’t find it…palatable

  • Tetman Callis

    His falsies might offer another explanation of how he keeps his russky-daddy so happy. Just slip those things out and—

    I’ll leave it to your imagination.

    • Several years ago, a female co-worker who had an upper plate was wondering how to tell her new boyfriend about it. I had to turn around and walk away, all the while thinking “Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.”

  • Rags

    Hmm…. he doesn’t have implants. Could it be because tertiary syphilis causes loss of bone structure in the jaw? I read it on the internet so it must be true.

    http://www.dentalsreview.com/syphilis-oral-health/

    • GoutMachine

      It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

    • Raan

      He might be too paranoid that the dentist is an agent of the Deep State™.

      • Rags

        “Cavities are the tool of the Deep Dentist!”

    • Bananas Foster

      This syphilis rumor doesn’t make sense.

      It’s been curable with antibiotics since… antibiotics.

      (And they predate Trump.)

      • Rags
        • javadavis

          That’s not his doctor, that’s his supply.

          • Meccalopolis

            I’m old enough to remember going to a “Dr feel good” on the east side for some vitamins *cough speed *cough

          • Clark_Nova

            JFK did the same thing.

        • Daniel

          “Are these antibiotics?”
          “Sure, yeah. Whatever. Just… don’t, you know, steer clear of the brown antibiotics. That’s…”
          “What?”
          “What?”
          “…”
          “My mug is like that cigarette in Fifth Element but, you know, like, faaaaaat.”

      • redarmyzombie

        IT helps when you don’t stiff your pharmacist’s bill.

        • Bananas Foster

          I know this is a joke, but implying that a medical professional would lie about giving someone antibiotics for a life threatening illness…

          Yeah…

          • Rags

            Also too implying that the President of the United States would lie about sexual abuse………?

          • Bananas Foster

            I’m sorry.

            One thing is not like the other.

            Oh, I meant the pharmacist wouldn’t lie and give placebo antibiotics.

            I wasn’t talking about Trump’s doctor.

          • H0mer0

            there was a pharmacist who gave placebo instead of chemo to save money.

          • Meccalopolis

            There was an anesthetist who was stealing drugs from his patients before they went under the knife

          • Nockular cavity

            What if they were a time traveller trying to save us?

          • Bananas Foster

            Because a gun is too much trouble?

          • redarmyzombie

            …I think you misunderstood my joke. I didn’t imply they’d lie about lifesaving medication, I implied they’d withhold it. You can say that’s equally unethical, but unfortunately that is a reality in our shitty healthcare system…

      • Lefty Wright

        They don’t help if you don’t take them.

        • Bananas Foster

          Trump is dumb.

          But not demonstrably suicidal..

          Seriously, there’s so much real shit to go after him for this doesn’t even make sense.

          Is it somehow more socially acceptable to make fun of him for brain problems that he caught through sex than ones he had a genetic predisposition for?

          I thought we didn’t do shit like that.

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      With his diet and generally poor shape it’s quite possible that there IS bone loss. Also possible he didn’t go with implants because they’re too expensive. He went cheap on his hair, why not on his teeth?

      • Marion in Savannah

        Oh, FFS… I inherited my teeth from my parents — both of them had teeth like chalk. Despite years of regular dentistry all the upper ones finally gave way. Even I have implants to keep that upper plate in. Don’t tell me that I can afford shit that 2 Scoops Donnie can’t…

        • harryr

          For a second there I thought you meant you were literally wearing your mother’s upper plate. Sorry.

        • Non-Threatening Ron

          Not ‘can’t,’ ‘won’t.’ We know he’s cheap as fuck.

      • BackDoorMan

        … which makes me wonder what Melanoma had to do to slip the bill for her $50K Dolce & Gabana jacket that she wore once in Sicily past Donnie’s accountants. That’s a set of permanent/removable dental implants right there.

        • javadavis

          Maybe she got that jacket the Nancy Reagan way – get it free, on loan, for being ‘famous’. Or maybe the Palin way – get it free, on loan, then just take it home.

          • BackDoorMan

            … I’m pretty sure this came out of her “wardrobe allowance” – which is a patented Trump way of compensating his spouses (ref: Ivanka). Now, whether or not D&G donated this bit of haughty couture, or if they just gave Melon a frequent-buyer discount, that remains to be determined.

        • Non-Threatening Ron

          ‘It vill make YOU look better.’
          ‘SOLD!’

          • BackDoorMan

            … “the leetle peeples will believe you have money to burn!”
            “Yeah… the beauty of me is I’m very rich!

    • Cliff Hendroval

      It’s because he’s a big sissy and is afraid of dentists, plus they all want cash in advance.

  • bluicebank

    Wonketeers need some hobby porn after that visual.

    It’s not much, but soon it’ll all be done: custom wooden dash for the ’74 VW Beetle. Long ass project. Milled the mesquite wood myself, even. Finally putting it together, with but a few, err several, whatevers, to do, but here’s the first part on, and all the electrical works, including the overthruster psi.

    Will show the rest when done, but for now:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bd26ab49b61527b7336c3d0380634f94d9d582a102c129dd730588e7a864f1e5.jpg

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Craftsmanship is sexxy … or so I’m told …

    • GoutMachine

      Nice work! Where does the smokescreen button go?

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        I can see the forward facing laser cannons …

    • Zach Williams

      Nice!
      The Beetle is a real fun car.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Nice!…never worked with mesquite. How is it?….

      • bluicebank

        Very difficult to mill, being a hard wood, but beautiful after sanded.

    • The Wanderer

      Oooh!

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      So far so good, but why mesquite? Are you planning on barbecuing while you drive?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I would think that a mesquite dash would go better with a Pinto or Corvair.

      • bluicebank

        Long story short: Because it was available, already cured for years on a ranch I had the misfortune to sojourn on. But also, because mesquite is a hard wood that grows fast. Great for furniture and what-have-you.

        • Non-Threatening Ron

          Excellent reasons, though a LITTLE disappointed you’re not actually going to barbecue things in the car.

    • Meccalopolis

      You’re my hero

  • TimResistit

    He did say the Iran deal needed more ‘teeth’ so….

  • King Beauregard

    King Beauregard has been losing weight doing what they do on “My 600 Pound Life”, and what gastric bypass surgery candidates have to do. Seems to be working, and it’s pretty pain-free. Here’s the trick(s):

    1) The solution isn’t exercise exercise and more exercise. Exercise doesn’t consume that many calories and is likely to make you hungry. Maintain your work-a-day exertions but don’t start an exercise program.

    2) High protein, low calorie. Can you keep your calories at like 1500 a day? You can, pretty easily in fact, provided you take in enough protein to ward off hunger pangs.

    Each of the following is 250 calories, so you could have six helpings of the following a day and still be well under the 2000 calories they say an average thin person needs:

    1/2 cup wheat gluten (46g protein)
    3/4 cup dry TVP (36g protein)
    1/3 lb lean white meat (pork, chicken, or turkey) (29g protein)
    2 tubs Greek yogurt (26g protein)
    1 cup cooked lentils (20g protein)

    But again, get enough protein and you won’t feel hungry. You’ll probably be tempted to get pizza or whatever, but then you notice that your pants are fitting better, and maybe it’s worth foregoing tasty foods if you’re on a roll.

    • SweetDeeKat

      Hail to the King! Works for me. I am terminally lazy and buy frozen meals, but many have lots of protein and veggies that I would otherwise not eat.

      • King Beauregard

        Gotta be a calorie counter for this to work! No eating “symbolically”, for example “I ate a egg so I must be getting enough protein”. Nawp, an egg is only like 5.5g of protein for 65 calories, it isn’t enough. Now, FOUR eggs would be roughly 250 calories and 22g of protein, which would fit somewhere between Greek yogurt and lentils.

        You could be half a Cool Hand Luke, come to think of it, and lose weight.

    • Clark_Nova

      No rolls.

  • thewalkindude
  • Tiffany de Houston

    This video reminds me of his interview with Lester Holt. He moves his mouth strangely and he keeps saying “Rusher”. Is it just me?

    • Werewolf

      That “Rusher” thing is just a New Yawk accent. For years, I thought Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant” was about a girl named Brenda Rinetti. And the first time my ex mother-in-law called my house , she asked for “Donner” (my ex’s English name was Donna).

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        At one point though, you must have thought your deer Donner was a Vixen.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Sounds more like Lawn Guyland (although Queens is close). Mr. MinS was raised on Lawn Guyland and he still talks about “warshing” things.

        • Werewolf

          The ex was from the Guyland, but her mother grew up in Yonkers. It may be a class thing-Dolt 45 affects a working class demeanor, even though he grew up rich.

          • H0mer0

            The first time I saw him in the TV adaptation of “I’ll Take Manhattan” I was taken aback at his lack of articulation and diction. Now I’m used to it.

        • Meccalopolis

          Strictly bridge and tunnel

      • Meccalopolis

        Not about Brenda Rineti?

        • Werewolf

          Serious question? It’s Brender (Brenda) ‘n Eddie.

          • Meccalopolis

            Hilarious! I always heard it as Brenda

      • Clark_Nova

        He said Rusher and Russia only seconds apart.

  • Bill D. Burger

    He must have used “Trump Denture Grip” ___ bound to fail.

  • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

    So, is Kristalynn Methhead a Breitbot from Moscow, a Colbertesque Poe posing as a Bible humper, or the real thing? Somehow I don’t think AOT,K is possible…

    • Rags

      There are no two opinions that cannot be held simultaneously in the mind of a suitably loony person.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        I’m a bit loonie myself (two-bit loonie? No, that’s a Toonie), but even I’m nowhere near as cracked-up as the Jones/Bannon/Talibangelical crowd.

        • FlownΩver

          Still pissed the $2C coin isn’t called the doubloon.

  • TimResistit

    You know if he just built a tall, classy enough wall around his lips this wouldn’t happen. As I understand these things.

  • Holly

    I had to laugh but at the same time I was completely grossed out, and my stomach lurched. Dinner is questionable.

    • GoutMachine

      May I suggest an 18-year Scotch?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        “Too old.” — Roy Moore.

        • Roadstergal

          Please, take this Internet. Use it quickly, they’re going to be able to throttle your access soon.

    • Stranded Devonian Lungfish

      Totally agree. So disgusting!

  • Non-Threatening Ron

    Fake hair
    Fake teeth
    Fake human

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Plastic people. Oh, baby!

      • The Wanderer

        Autons? We’ll have to find the Nestene Consciousness and get rid of it.
        Again.

    • Zach Williams

      I would say he’s a homunculus, but a homunculus is a perfect, artificially created human.

      He is not perfect in any way, shape or form.

    • jesterpunk

      His hair is not fake.

      https://imgur.com/ecYl53o

      http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/science-sushi/2016/10/06/donald-trump-caterpillar/

      But while the adult is a plush hybrid between moth and cat, the young caterpillar’s golden hairs are not just fluff. The Donald Trump Caterpillar isn’t just a surprisingly-accurate mimic of The Donald’s hair—it’s even more venomous than its namesake. The lovely waves of dandelion “fur” which so perfectly emulate the Republican candidate’s locks are actually dangerous spines capable of delivering potent toxins.

      According to the scientific literature, contact with the fine hairs—what scientists call ‘setae’—is an awful experience. “Intense, throbbing pain develops immediately or within five minutes of contact with the caterpillar,” explains David Eagleman in Clinical Toxicology. And we’re not talking a little boo-boo—as Eric Hossler explains in an article in Dermatologic Therapy, some patients liken the amount of pain to “a broken bone, kidney stones, or being hit with a hammer or baseball bat.” A characteristic grid of blood-colored spots mark the site of the sting for about a day afterwards. And pain isn’t the only symptom—Eagleman writes that responses to stings “can include headaches, nausea, vomiting, intense abdominal distress, lymphadenopathy, lymphadenitis, and sometimes shock or respiratory stress.”

  • Marion in Savannah

    So, the fucker’s too cheap to either have had implants to hold those puppies in or to at least get a tube of Fixodent.

  • ChumpsForTrump

    He probably had to leave his dentures unglued today.. Putin is coming over.

  • jesterpunk

    OT but we are screwed.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/12/06/the-fccs-net-neutrality-plan-may-have-even-bigger-ramifications-in-light-of-this-obscure-court-case/?utm_term=.b3fb1c590368

    The plan by the Federal Communications Commission to eliminate its net neutrality rules next week is expected to hand a major victory to Internet service providers. But any day now, a federal court is expected to weigh in on a case that could dramatically expand the scope of that deregulation — potentially giving the industry an even bigger win and leaving the government less prepared to handle net neutrality complaints in the future, consumer groups say.

    The case involves AT&T and one of the nation’s top consumer protection agencies, the Federal Trade Commission. At stake is the FTC’s ability to prosecute companies that act in unfair or deceptive ways.

    The litigation is significant as the FCC prepares to transfer more responsibility to the FTC for handling net neutrality complaints. (Net neutrality is the principle that Internet providers should not be able to speed up some websites while slowing down others, particularly in exchange for money — a tactic industry critics say could hurt innovation and prevent the growth of start-ups.) If AT&T gets its way in the case, the FTC’s ability to pursue misbehaving companies — over net neutrality issues or otherwise — may be sharply curtailed.

    If AT&T wins then the FTC cant regulate ISP’s and once Idjit Pac gets rid of Net Neutrality rules the FCC wont. So there wont be anyone regulating what ISP’s do. He also wont delay his net neutrality ruling until this case finishes and says anyone concerned is desperate.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/fcc-chair-refuses-to-delay-net-neutrality-vote-despite-pending-court-case/

    This is just evidence that supporters of heavy-handed Internet regulations are becoming more desperate by the day as their effort to defeat Chairman Pai’s plan to restore Internet freedom has stalled. The vote will proceed as scheduled on December 14.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I never thought I’d root for Kim and the ayatollah, but if they’re going to do anything they better hurry the fuck up.

  • Jenny

    Only going to make his base love him more. Look Laura, his teeth fall out just like mine!

    • WIDTAP

      So much for Jones’ chances in Alabama. Now the Alabama voters have all the more reason to identify with Donald Trump.

    • Shan

      Good luck tomorrow, Jenny.

  • Bill D. Burger

    What’s going to come loose next time he’s at the podium? His truss? His catheter?

    ~shudder~ ___ Sorry for those images.

    Press just needs to be prepared.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      The tribble on his head? finally breaks loose!

      • WIDTAP

        “Freedom!”

      • Impatient

        The only thing that might actually rattle Spock.

        • Roadstergal

          “NONE OF THIS IS LOGICAL!!”

    • Hardly Ideal

      Hell, just wait until he’s indicted. I wouldn’t be surprised if his head splits open and the seven-armed, weasel-like creature piloting him jumps out an open window.

    • Impatient

      He’ll be the first preznit to require a 7 second video delay. But … would the delay loop become part of the official record? And subject to FOIA?

    • greyXstar

      Dude.

  • susan_g

    The choppers are most probably fake, like everything else, but that’s combined with the drug cocktail breaking down.

  • Bill D. Burger

    And so this is how he ends his presidency. Toothless and demented. SAD

  • AmusedAmused

    According to Trump, Trump has more money than god. He can’t afford a realistic-looking pair of dentures?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Or a decent, tailored suit and relatively current tie — it challenges the imagination.

      • MasRioBravoHombre

        Why is his tie always at pecker-level?

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          overcompensation?

          • keinsignal

            >ding ding ding ding ding<

        • BackDoorMan

          … the poor little pecker is shy? Ashamed to be seen? Or maybe the tie is a guide for Donnie to find “little Don-don”?

          • ChumpsForTrump

            Think of it as a red carpet, for Putin’s dick.

          • Clark_Nova

            I’ve been saying exactly that for years.

    • Roni Raven, Sweet Lump

      Or a decent hairstyle.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Or a decent tan

      • FlownΩver

        Or decency.

  • Daniel

    I wish Gabriel Garcia Marquez had lived to see and write about this.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      I was thinking that myself. This reality needs more magical.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I wish Hunter S. Thompson and Frank Zappa had also too.

      • Marion in Savannah

        And the sainted Molly Ivins. Can you imagine what she’d do with him?

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          That clip where Molly is trying to “moderate” a WWE shouting match where Billo loses his shit with Al Franken takes on a whole new context in retrospect. I wonder what she’d have to say about that whole thing also too.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS00KUVgWFM

      • Meccalopolis

        Marion!!! (Beat me to it)

    • TakingAmes

      He did. Just in another country, and another time. History repeats.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      One Hundred Days of Derpitude.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    I anxiously await for him to gold grill those motherfuckers! Now we are talking!

    • Zach Williams

      Oh, he won’t stop at that.
      He’ll come out in a pimp hat with a gold “DJT” necklace.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Yeesh, even Hannibal Chau would see Trump and say “tone it down, you moron.”
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln09TEzlPOU

  • TootsStansbury

    Today, we’re all Donald Tr*mp’s dentures.

  • Apple Scruff

    The comments under that Tweet are giving me life in this very miserable news week.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Maybe, in an act of solidarity, his hardcore followers will knock out their own teeth with a cold chisel and a ball peen hammer. Do it, Trumpers! Is patriotic!

    • greyXstar

      That no-good Nobama never would’ve had the balls to do it!!

    • Assumes that many of them have teeth.

  • TootsStansbury

    THE TEETH ARE UNDER INDICTMENT FLIGHTTH RISKTH!!!!1!!

    • Beowoof14

      Like everyone else, looking for an exit strategy before they get indicted.

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    Shift in Policy
    vs.
    Shift in Polident

  • susan_g

    The best part is watching Pence as he says to himself, “just a few more days until he has a stroke, then it will all be mine.”

    • Notreelyhelping

      This all Pence anyway: catnip for evangelicals.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Great, then he can be the one to push the Staples Easy Button over Jerusalem, so that he can have his glorious rapture when Jesus comes all over him.

  • JOANN MCDEVITT

    Why wouldn’t a billionaire get implants? What a weird man.

    • Totie Capote

      That’s what I was wondering. Also, shouldn’t the bottoms be like hooked in somehow so they don’t just pop out? He is so gross.

      • covfefesumgame0005

        in general the bottoms are a bit more secure unless you fiddle with them with your tongue, a bad habit of nervous people

    • greyXstar

      Add it to the pile of weird shit.

      Why wouldn’t a billionaire get something more convincing than that poor animal he keeps on his head?
      Why wouldn’t a billionaire actually go tanning instead of that $2 mall kiosk spray tan?
      Why wouldn’t a billionaire with a necktie line learn how to correctly wear a necktie?

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Why would a billionaire buy an ill-fitting suit off the rack from Macy’s?

        • Marion in Savannah

          MACY’S LIBELZ!!! Looks to me like his suits come from Men’s Wearhouse, judging from the commercials they run down here.

          • Roadstergal

            We’re going to dislike the way he looks. I guarantee it.

        • Meccalopolis

          Why can’t he button his fucking coat111!!!!???11

          • puredog

            Because he hasn’t installed the seatbelt extenders?

        • greyXstar

          Unfair to Macy’s.

      • Little Lulu Ω

        Why can’t he turn his head? Why can’t he walk downstairs by himself without panicking?

        • Clark_Nova

          Or upstairs.

      • Clark_Nova

        That’s not tanning spray, it’s gold dust. He thinks he’s El Dorado.

      • peteywheats

        Why wouldn’t a billionaire be satisfied with a Billion dollars instead of holstering Putin’s dick in his mouth every day just to get a few rubles more?

        • greyXstar

          Speaking of which, Nikki Haley suddenly says that there’s been a long-standing open question about whether the US will participate in the Winter Olympics. A question that has too, for deffos been kicked around for a long time and in no way came up only yesterday as a response to Russia being banned.

    • Impatient

      Why did I misread that as “get arm implants?” Clearly I’m losing it, as he only really needs hand implants.

    • arundel

      Not only that, apparently Trump demanded that his veneers be replaced every six months, with disastrous results for dental health. He never thought they were white enough, his dentist tried to talk him down- from the unnatural brightness, and also from replacing them so insanely often. Veneers are meant to be worn for 10 or 20 years, they are glued to your teeth, ripping them out is damaging. It’s all so weird.

    • So you think he’s a billionaire? I mean, maybe after the Secret Service pays for their hotel rooms…

  • WIDTAP

    I prefer presidents who have their own teeth.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      George Washington libelz!

    • covfefesumgame0005

      um, sorry I lost most of mine in a motorcycle accident a couple of decades ago, so that disqualifies me from public office for some reason?

      • WIDTAP

        Don’t know. Did you server in Viet Nam? Are you a currently sitting Senator?

        • covfefesumgame0005

          got a high number in the lottery, did join the Navy later on
          how does that factor in?

          • doktorzoom

            You’re Steve Bannon?

            Edit: You libel!

          • WIDTAP

            Thank you for your service. Your fellow Navy vet, Senator McCain would thank you too.

      • Maggielle

        Holy crap. I’m just glad you’re here typing to us.

      • anomie

        No. Totally different thing. Plus we like you.

    • Lambsendbeds

      George Washington libelz!

      • WIDTAP

        Please refer to my earlier response.

  • Marc Berrenson

    Is it his upper plate coming loose, or did he just upchuck two big macs, two fish filets and a large fries that didn’t get completely washed down by his malted?

  • covfefesumgame0005

    he forgot to put the Fixodent on the side facing his gums again!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    So how is Polident stock doing?

    • Marion in Savannah

      Invest in Fixodent futures.

  • greyXstar

    Oh gross

  • Me not sure

    I think that he was having trouble with them yesterday too. When he was trying to avoid answering questions from the press his mouth did a very weird thing.

    • Meccalopolis

      He looked like alien about to extend his mandible

  • Lambsendbeds

    And I always thought they were veneers. Shows what I know.
    Ewwww…

    • Maggielle

      Remember when Ben Carson’s tooth fell out while he was making a speech? I laffed at him, then I felt bad about it because I realized he was probably undergoing implant treatment, and those things are unstable during the process, and I was sorry I laffed because he’s just a year older than I am, and we grew up in roughly the same area, and I have had my share of dental problems. But I’ve never had to get implants. I have some veneers and crowns and I go to the hygienist three times a year, so I get it about tooth problems.

      However, Ben Carson is not under discussion here. Agent Orange is, and that vid was cringeworthy and I’d have laffed but I was too busy gagging. Dude. Spend some money. If you don’t want the pain and wait time of implants, just get all gold dentures and when they slip, you can just smirk and say, “Whatever, losers, they’re solid gold”.

      • Clark_Nova

        My dentist tells me to go to Singapore for implants and not to even think of having them done here. Besides, they’re 3X cheaper outside of the US.

        • Maggielle

          Well, this whole discussion has renewed my commitment to flossing and brushing and doing that dental-pik rubber tipped gum stimulator thing. And for damn sure, no more bar fights for this pilgrim: I wanna keep my flawed but beloved own teeth.

          Singapore. I suppose there are dental tour packages, but still many moneys. If you asked your dentist about that on your own behalf, or for a family member, I wish you safe travels and a brilliant outcome. Don’t tell me, though, because it’s none of my business.

          And since I’m yammering away on the older portion of the thread, I will admit that watching the Orange One’s distress did evoke an unpleasant feeling of sympathy. But then I remembered him imitating and mocking that reporter and I got over it real fast.

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    Thufferin Thuccotash! I better use some Thic Thacsh just in case I shtart kissing Jerushalem.

  • Marc Berrenson

    Dentures, huh… That must be pretty convenient under certain circumstances. No wonder Vlad loves him so much.

  • tehbaddr

    With all that money you’d think he’s have dental implants drilled into his gelatinous mandibles!

  • Beowoof14

    He could afford implants but is probably too afraid of the pain.

    • Scrofula

      Although getting him hooked on Vicodin might just save the world . . . .

      • Beowoof14

        From his behavior I thought he already was hooked on Vicodin, or is a regular coke or speed user.

        • Impatient

          BTW … 14, even cute/good dog libelz is no longer frowned on? SMH.

        • ChumpsForTrump

          That sniffing at the debates didn’t exactly look like allergies..

  • doktorzoom
  • bbayliss

    GEEEEEZZZZZUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

  • george lastrapes

    Dammit. I thought his circuits had become shorted out with Cheeto crumbs.

  • Notreelyhelping
  • FelineMama

    If I were in that mouth, I’d try to escape too!! That’s what happens when you go to Honest Wally’s Used Dentures Emporium. Hey donnie, hope you got a guarantee. Not “presidential” ya know, but, oh soo FUNNEEE!!

    • You know….
      I read this story once where some lady was sooooo thrifty she used her mom’s teeth plate.
      I am wondering, we know Trump is ridic cheap assed……did his dad wear dentures?

      • Clark_Nova

        How could you see Fred’s teeth through his hood?

    • WIDTAP

      You make a good point. Maybe Trump’s dentist is just fucking with him now.

    • Marion in Savannah

      “Honest Wally’s Used Dentures Emporium”

      You’re killing me here! You know, you can only laugh so hard for so long until your diaphragm starts to ache.

      • WannabeTraveler

        Isn’t the best feeling,,, laughing so hard until it hurts. !!!!

  • Me not sure

    Maybe this explains why he has to eat pizza and KFC with a fucking knife and fork. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aef8c7477a653592c4ab040442259eda340f16e822e2402945eeb417e6f72690.jpg

    • anomie

      Yeah!! Ok another piece of the fucked up puzzle fits in place.

  • Marc Berrenson

    Didn’t Hannibal Lechter have a patient who used a removable set of dentures to bite his victims?

    • thepoliticalcat

      That was the Alien.

      • Marc Berrenson

        Nope. Checked it out:
        Francis Dolarhyde is a fictional character in Thomas Harris’ 1981 novel Red Dragon. Dolarhyde is a serial killer who murders entire families by shooting them in their beds. He is nicknamed “The Tooth Fairy” due to the nocturnal nature of his crimes, his tendency to bite his victims’ bodies, the uncommon size and sharpness …

  • Edith Prickly

    NOT WATCHING THAT VIDEO, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

    • Marion in Savannah

      Wise choice.

    • canes_pugnaces

      You’ll thank yourthelf for that. It-th dithcuthting,

      • thepoliticalcat

        Don’t know how elth to tell you thith, but you thound a lot like Mike Thernovithchth.

    • anomie

      Really wish I’d been as strong as you are. Hard to reboot after watching that.

  • anon_the_great

    Fuck that. He was drunk

    • Marion in Savannah

      Also too. But that lower plate was struggling to escape.

  • Kryptonian Canis

    He must have bleached & veneered the orginal teeth to death, kind of like what happened to his scalp.

    • thepoliticalcat

      That’s exactly the damn right. Has the veneers done every 6 months. Ain’t nothin left to stick to.

  • William
    • phoenix00

      One time I’ll consider #2-ing into the urinal.

  • Notreelyhelping

    “Pfft. Dentistry. It’s not like it’s brain surgery. Unless I slip.”

  • wobbly

    This “billionaire” can’t afford decent dentures? My Dad got his for free upon enlisting in the army in 1941, they fit perfectly, and lasted until he died in 2005.

  • Roadstergal
    • thepoliticalcat

      Always Frank, man.

  • Johnatx

    Jesus. Just get implants.

    • phoenix00

      Ivanka’s suffered enough.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Dear Wonkette:

    You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. I didn’t need to know about this or see it. Now I can’t unsee it, and my daughter can’t stop imitating Trump.

    Conthider yourthelf therved.

    CP

  • moeman

    The fun thing is tRUmp sounded perfectly literate to his uneducated fans.

    • puredog

      I liked the peroration: “Gawd bweth uth, evwy one.”

    • anomie

      Possibly half of his base have likewise lost the majority of their teeth. So this is normal to them.

  • tehbaddr

    Once again, it shows you money can’t buy class!

  • Oneofthebobs

    The teeth and the temperament of a meth-head. If it walks like a duck…

    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      Naw, if it was meth, he’d be skinny.

      • Oneofthebobs

        Common misconception; meth-heads often suffer fromantic morbid obesity.

        • The Person.

          Depends on the metabolism, quality of the meth and whether the addict also uses alcohol and marijuana.

          • Oneofthebobs

            Yup.

        • Clark_Nova

      • He’s skinnier than he should be, considering his diet consists of burnt steak, fast food, and Oreos.

  • Jon Sussex

    The prospects of licensing deals for Trump brand dentures just took a hit.

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
    • fredoandme

      finds it downright desphicable.

  • Rita Forsyth

    Sure it isn’t dry mouth Again. thats what it looks like. must be taking some medication which causes this. they can’t do anything about it its so bad. expect to see more and more of this. I think he is medicated to control. something. lol

  • Rok E Raccoon

    The problem is obviously gum spurs caused by Russian boner trauma.

    • Chuck

      That is funny , no matter who you are. OK, maybe not funny to Pence and his Mommy.

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    I watched it with the sound off because I can’t stand listening to him. What I found weirder was how he backed up at the end of that clip.

    • Morrigan in Oregon

      Perfect Military themed schooling, when he stepped back there. Maybe he just let that part of his shattered psyche take care of it.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    Even a thousandaire would have implants. (Not the breast kind- although I could see him doing that too)
    I agree with the dry mouth/medication theory. His teeth are toilet bowl white like a set of bad dentures, though.

    • Chuck

      I bought my wife implants for her mouth not her chest. Dental insurance and overtime help pay for those.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        I asked for new teeth instead of a engagement ring. The teeth look better.

    • Sheesko

      He’d have wanted them to be PERFECT.

  • Citizen Emperor

    In contrast, when he died the Emperor Napoleon was found to have nearly perfect teeth… and this was in 1821.

    • The Person.

      No cocaine or junk food in 1821.

      • Citizen Emperor

        But virtually no proper dental hygiene in 1821, either!

  • Donna Mueller

    as GAWWWWD is me witness, when the ANUS dribbles it’s non-stop, ignorant screed, all i ever hear is the unintelligible twatwaffeling of Charlie Browns’ teacher.

  • empf

    You’d think he’d be rich enough for implants. or veneers. cheap ass

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Teeth? Hell, you would think he would buy a suit that fits.

      • Clark_Nova

        No suit would fit that.

    • Impatient

      Doesn’t want anything unnatural to come between him and his cheezbergerz.

    • blaid droog

      Fuck the cheap ass veneer. 24 karat gold for the chomper in chief.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He never pays his dental bills ,either.

  • Vorhees

    FFS, you’re supposed to be a billionaire. GET IMPLANTS.

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      He does have the jawbones of an ass.

      • fredoandme

        with which he will beat us all to death.

  • John Iwaniszek

    Yikes

  • Old town Urbandale

    Somebody else probably thought the same thing, but I’m not going to scroll through 600+ comments. Anyway, watching with the sound off, I kept expecting another monster jaw to extend, ala the Aliens movies.

  • Red Bird

    Random thought. Don’t cocaine addicts have a lot of dental problems?

    • The Person.

      Yes. Cocaine HCL is a salt. In the sinuses the *good stuff* gets absorbed, leaving weak diluted hydrochloric acid to drip down into the throat and mouth. Guy I knew lost teeth to blow. Not as harsh as meth, which just rots them out tho.

    • Donna Mueller

      it’s called meth mouth for a reason. YECCCCCHHHH!

  • rubikcube

    It’s crazy ass shit. ..And God blesch the United Schtatplz?! A $10,000 winner on America’s Funniest for sure.

    • Impatient

      Top Covfefe of the day?

  • CountryClubJihadi

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njavJSvG6is

    He needs Perfect Smile Veneers! Go from Tython to Seabiscuit!

  • arundel

    https://twitter.com/topherchris/status/938512275916427264

    This is nightmarish. All the words excised, just the snorting, breathing, grunting weirdness that will haunt your dreams.

    • notanncoulter

      wow.
      just… wow.

  • Kateaux

    See, even Donnie’s dentures want to get away from him!

    Actually, I read where some dentist was claiming Donnie used to have veneers, and would insist on having them replaced every six months (instead of the usual 10 years or whatever). Problem is, with each replacement you lose a little of your actual tooth. Enough replacements, and that tooth is done for.

  • Pazuzu75

    I guess Putin likes ’em toothless. Less chance of Trump accidentally biting down while he’s servicing him.

  • dieselox

    OK, I submit that lighting the middle east on fire as he has just done is actually a sign of mild sanity in Trump’s head.

    No, really, hang on a minute. This move is obvs 100% wag the dog stop talking about all that Russia money crimes I did with Flynn and all our Russian pals would you please stop paying attention to Mueller for 30 seconds.

    That worked. All day, NPR/BBC on the Jerusalem Embassy story. No one on the Russia thing.

    He can’t fire Mueller now, after the new Flynn nuclear power middle east stuff, they’d be toast. Well, Trump’s toast, all the way anyway.

    He didn’t nuke anyone.

    He didn’t start a ground war anywhere.

    He didn’t actually commit to any borders in Jerusalem, it can all be walked back later. If the rest of the world is smart, they will ignore the US until Trump is gone. Best reaction: don’t respond. It would drive Trump crazy.

    I think it shows he weighed all the armageddon wag the dog options, and actually picked a rather mild one, considering.

    • Clark_Nova

      If they’re smart, they’ll ignore the US until the US is gone.

      • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

        At the rate we’re going, that should be sometime next spring at the outside.

    • akryan

      I don’t agree that he’d be toast if he fired Mueller. There has been a build up in right wing media accusing Mueller of everything from incompetence to bias. The base is totally on board with that. Republicans in Congress won’t go against the base. It might, might, be the final straw, but I wouldn’t give it more than a 50/50 chance.

  • crabbychic
  • gingerland62

    You say dentures I say methadone abuse.

    • Donna Mueller

      yup- that a$$hole is STONED TO THE GILLS!!!!!!!!!! oh well-guess that’s what happens when your doctor looks and talks like the guy that just sold you ‘shrooms at Burning Man.LOLOLOL

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Jane

    Funny, didn’t see what all the fuss is about.

  • SeeTrainOffTheRails

    This bastard can nearly spit out his dentures while giving billions to the rich so poor people can’t get dental care.

  • fredoandme

    look closely. the top teeth are fake, the bottom ones real.

    just like guiliani.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a88d14ec3f2c04822ccc86f2c57fc06fd44048df3e2eff392f52365c0898106.jpg

  • Oblios_Cap

    Everything that comes out of his mouth is just wrong.

  • William
  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    No teeth? This is getting Putin aroused.

  • Ergoetal

    You’d think he would be able to afford All The Best Teeth by now.

  • mary5920

    A very rich person with ill fitting dentures? And perhaps he has a genetic weakness, but most people in our era can actually hang onto most of their teeth with regular dental care and oral hygiene.
    I guess his own teeth rebel against residing in the mouth of such a serial liar.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      Saw somewhere he would have his veneer replaced every 6 month or some crazy thing, which removes a fraction of the teeth each time. (veneer is supposed to last for 10 years or more b4 replacing) he also would go for Ross grade white, and the dentist would just do him up 1/4th of the shade, and Trump was none the wiser, walking out happy.
      https://youtu.be/U8cKK9eQGMY

  • Bezoar

    The United Snakes? Is that who he’s supporting now? I’m not surprised.

  • BJW

    Some things are too sickening to bear. I’ll pass on the video.

    • FelineMama

      Please watch it, BJW. It’s hilarious. You’ll laugh! The teeth look like baby teeth. Not an elderly man’s. I muted the sound, tho. His voice makes me nauseous.

      • BJW

        Well, I’ve been a bit queasy this week. I will try. But Donnie is totally disgusting to me when he’s “normal.”

        • FelineMama

          “Normal?” Now that would be interesting. Compare & contrast.

          • BJW

            LOL! You did see the quotes heh heh? Donnie’s “normal” is far from our normal, as in being decent human being in general doesn’t even occur to him.

      • Sarah E. Grove

        I’m almost deaf and I live alone, so my TVs are always on mute. (I did put my hearing aids in once to see what that anus-mouth sounds like, and I vowed never to do it again! Watching his mouth in this video close-up just cracked me up!

    • Jeff

      I literally can’t stop laughing. He is such trash.

  • Viktor

    Hair plugs, dentures, and that skin tone that resembles an Orange Julius. No wonder that pathetic guy has to resort to grabbing.

    • Toledo Window Box

      And mail-order brides.

  • Hazel Blumberg

    Disgusting. But everything ABOUT him is disgusting. I have never seen anyone twist his or her mouth into an anus like trump does. What a skill! Honestly, you’d think that mr. rich (yeah, he’s about as rich as I am) could afford some Polident. Maybe Vladimir Putin can send him the Russian equivalent.

  • Zyxomma

    I wear a partial, and I’m broke. However, I always make sure it’s securely adhered in place. Always.

  • def the upper denture

  • MissNomer

    Trump is too rich to have dentures. He must have dental implants.

  • God blesh the Unitheth Shtashe!

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