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We can scarcely believe we haven’t devoted a post in our beloved series of children’s bedtime stories “Oh Go Fuck Yourself (INSERT ASSHOLE’S NAME HERE)” to Our Lady Of The Tablecloth-Wearing Lie Mouth, AKA Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But we haven’t, so here we go.

What was the worst thing Sarah Huckabee Sanders said or did this week? Was it when she tweeted Wednesday morning about how she was happy enough to fry a squirrel for dinner that CNN was boycotting the White House’s Christmas party?

“HAW HAW HAW, MIKE HUCKABEE IS MY DAD, WHICH IS WHY MY #JOKES ABOUT FAKE NEWS CNN ARE SO FUNNY!” Shut the fuck up, but that’s not the worst thing the Shuckster said or did this week.

Was her worst act of the week when she defended her white supremacist boss Donald The Stupid after he hurled racism at Navajo code talkers who helped us win World War II, by telling them all about mean old “Pocahontas” in the Senate? Sanders did her typical bullshit thing, baselessly claiming “people” (her boss sitting in the Oval Office playing with himself with one tiny hand and mashing the button for Coca-Cola with the other, allegedly) are more concerned that Elizabeth Warren “lied” about her heritage to get ahead (she didn’t). It was a stupid, shitty lie (Sanders, not Warren, who, again, DIDN’T), but we’ve learned not to expect anything better from Sanders. Hey, at least she didn’t murder a dog like her brother did.

No, that was not the worst thing she did this week.

Hands down, the worst sin against common decency Sarah Huckabee Sanders committed this week was her response to Trump tweeting anti-Muslim torture porn on Wednesday morning, sourced from British white supremacists who make American white supremacists look like … OK let’s just say it’s a tie as to who has the worst white supremacists. Trump’s tweets were a libelous incitement to violence, a way to greet the morning with his pigfucking supporters, by reminding them bright and early that THE MUSLIMS ARE COMING, THEY ARE DOING WAR AT YOU!!!!1111!!!

Even for Trump, it was fucking disgusting, and that’s saying something.

Let’s pass the mic to Shuckles The Clown, who is answering a question about whether it matters if the videos Trump tweeted were even real:

I’m not talking about the nature of the video. I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing. The threat is real, and that’s what the President is talking about.

First off, at least one of the videos has already been debunked and the other two are suspect and/or completely out of context. So there’s that.

But Sanders says she doesn’t care because “THE THREAT IS REAL”? What “threat” is that, asshole? Because Trump didn’t explain his retweets. As far as we can tell, the “threat” that keeps the president shitting his Depends at night (allegedly) is the mere existence of Muslims, and he didn’t do anything to disabuse people of that notion Wednesday morning. To be clear, only one of the videos refers to an “Islamist” mob. The other two referred to a “Muslim” and a “Muslim migrant.” How the fuck is this different from Hitler or any other genocidal maniac who libeled entire races and religions of people as unclean or dangerous?

TELL US, HOW THE FUCK IS IT DIFFERENT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, YOU COMPLICIT PUS-FILLED WHITE TRASH SCAB ON THE TINY DICK OF DONALD TRUMP’S HUMANITY?

Look, it is puppies! They are telling Wonkette to relax!

This week on the “Morning Joe” program, Mika Brzezinski couldn’t hold back her disgust at this dumb fucking Shuckwad and the way she brazenly lies and covers for her boss. This came just after Trump’s Pocahontas comments, but it applies to every single thing Sanders has done during her shameful tenure at the White House. Here are a couple Morning Mika quotes, as lovingly transcribed by RawStory, which means they’re probably wrong:

“What’s wrong with her? Why does she do that job? How can she look in the mirror every day and say, ‘I am doing the right thing for the American people?’ Because you are not — you are not. This is Kellyanne Conway territory. This is horrible.” […]

“It’s sick, the whole thing is sick, the whole relationship is sick,” Brzezinski said. “She’s taken the oath. I don’t know how you do it. You are raising three children. Stop.”

MIKA MAD. As well she should be. We, too, are worried about Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s children and what they’re learning from the example their mother sets. But that’s between her and her God, we guess.

Speaking of God, let’s end with a LOL tweet about what’s going to happen right after Sanders dies of old age, just before Jesus sends her to hell:

What did we say in the headline of this post? Oh yeah, it is go fuck yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you debased redneck motherfucker.

And that’s what we have to say about that.

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  • ManchuCandidate

    I never thought I’d ever say this but I miss the Melissa Mccarthy lookalike.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Honestly, I would have been happier if Scaramucci stuck around.

      • puredog

        Oh yeah. It was obvious from Jump Street that the Mooch was a keeper.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I get the feeling mooch would say man that’s fucked up.

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      Sean knew he was lying and hated it. Sarah enjoys that part of the job…

  • goonemeritus

    The shelf life of anyone in her position is about 6 months. Even Fox News is making fun of her so….

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Sashineb
    • wide_stance_hubby

      It’s like someone painted Tammy Faye’s face on Tammy Faye’s ass and then really pissed the thing off.

      • Sashineb

        I know. SAD, isn’t it?

        • wide_stance_hubby

          For her, yes.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      A face only a Picasso could love.

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      Kinda looks like Melanie on Friday….

  • Shan

    That first screen grab makes her look like she’s a tweener who just decided to put sugar in her daddy’s gas tank because he refused to take her to Golden Corral before her birthday.

  • Bananas Foster

    I hope the Huck and Coulter get adjoining cells when the revolution comes.

    • shastakoala

      They can pass notes to each other blaming Senator Warren and the Navajo Nation.

  • jesterpunk
    • FlownΩver

      Sack LIBELZ!!!1!1

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    “He punches back ten times as hard”, as it is often explained away. The only thing is, he’s “punching ten times as hard” downward. He’s punching his fellow Americans, the very souls he swore an oath to protect and defend. It is said that no man is an island unto himself, this sentiment feels truer now than at any point in our often chaotic history.

    Any president in any free democratic nation is not just a leader, he is a representative. Ideally, a president represents what is best in his people. He needs a profound sense of historical awareness; at minimum, a sense of the gravity of his place. The presidency is supposed to make those who occupy it feel smaller. All men are meant to grow into their role, not diminish that role by entering it as a small and petty man.

    Trump has, by deed and word, alienated most of our fellow Americans. He thrives at picking at divisions, be they of race, religion, gender or sexuality. When cornered, he hits back, “ten times as hard” against those weaker than he his. He’s a bully, don’t you see? Like it is with all bullies, he’s a coward who needs a mob to have his back. He’s really a very small man who, in another world, wouldn’t be worthy of much thought at all.

    His supporters who post on social media platforms are just bullying vicariously through him. These are the same kinds of people who snicker along when the psychotic bully murders a puppy. They. too, are small people. They can’t stand on their own. Sure, they like to pretend they’re on the edge of something, that they’re not “sheeple”. Thing is, though, if you look t what they say, it becomes clear those words have no more originality than any recitation of The Lord’s Prayer. It’s just a mantra. It’s not an ethos, not a conviction. It’s just what’s trending now and the moment shit gets too real for them, they’ll move on the the next trend.

    Today’s tweets are just more indication of how bad things are about to get. He punched ten times as hard against Muslims today because he couldn’t punch against the real source of his pain. That means there is some part of him that is aware of the immensity of the mess he’s found himself in. He’s scared, and rightfully so. The tweets will get worse, more unhinged. He will continue to lash out at the marginalized. They’re the easiest targets. That’s also why his base lashes out at them too. Weak men never lash out at the truly powerful. We all know that.

    • Tetman Callis

      King Despicable the Gaslighter never takes a swing at Rootin’ Tootin’ Lootin’ Putin, so we know who it is who has him by whatever nuts remain to him.

      • Bangkok Taxi

        His consistency regarding this fact is disturbing, at the very least.

    • Swampay

      I think the worst of that claim is that “punching” isn’t the tool to use in discussions. Someone says something he doesn’t like, he feels justified in lashing out in schoolyard taunts. He considers that “punching back”. To me, “punching back” would be more like providing meaningful facts and analysis to support your statements and to undermine your opponent. Name calling is just childish, petty, and unhelpful.

    • Raptor Keeper MAGA !
    • whorton

      J.J.
      Sorry fella, you are delusional. You state, “Trump has, by deed and word, alienated most of our fellow Americans.” Without offering specifics. You repeat the “Punch back harder” line ad nauseum and fail to recall Obama’s remark about taking a “taking a gun if they take a knife” line, or having SEIU thugs ruff up a disabled blackman who was selling Trump tee shirts near a union rally. Any examples of Trump supporters doing that? Nope. . .

      You fail to recognize the threat to muslim immigration. Sure, call me racist, but we did not have religious based attacks in the 1970’s. . Surely you remember the muslim attack on the Pulse nightclub in Orlando. . A hate crime if there ever was. But progressives are willing to sacrifice gays at the altar of their politics. To profess to be the party of tolerance is feckless at best. . But then, you fail to understand why Trump was elected and likely have some persistent story you retell yourself every time the subject is brought up.

      I’ve said it before, Trump has made some stupid statements, but that does not excuse the behavior, nor does anything excuse the repeated hypocrisy of the left.

      I honestly hope you can at some point step back from the emotional issues that so many have succumbed to, and look at the issue impassively. I am not saying you should vote the way I do, or even like who I do, but insulting anyone who thinks differently is going over the line and shows how disconnected the left has become with the reality of the average American voter.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Hey, at least she didn’t murder a dog like her brother did.

    Allegedly

    • Indeniable Ron

      It would be irresponsible not to speculate

      • therblig

        she may not have murdered it, but somebody had to eat it. allegedly. with catsup.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Fine dijon catsup.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Still, the threat is real.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    I knew it! I knew she would deflect in that manner! Where do I collect my winnings?

    • Joe Beese

      So where do you think the stock market is headed?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        The Cayman Islands.

        • Indeniable Ron

          Not the Seychelles?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • weighmaster

    She’s got 3 days to top that, no prob.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • gene108

    I remember how mad the media got, when Obama tried to single out Fox News as right-wing propaganda.

    How come the media is just caving into Trump and his attacks on them and reality?

    You have to pick side. The media can’t just keep up with one side says ‘x’ and other says ‘y’, so the difference is in the middle, because one side is lying its ass off everyday and working in bad faith. There’s no middle ground of two well thought out opposing view point.

    The Republican view point is just lies. The non-Republican view point is grounded in reality.

    Pick a side.

  • Nounverb911
    • DesertedPictures

      War on christmas!

    • Oblios_Cap

      Heathen Scum!

    • elviouslyqueer

      Oooooooh, I’m calling Roy Moore!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      FUCK YOU DONNIE

  • Carpe Vagenda

    So, yeah, fuck Sarah Sanders, but you know who else fuck?

    Sarah: [bla, bla, bla, Elizabeth Warren bla bla and why isn’t anyone talking about that?]
    Mika: [trying to get out a rant about lying and racism]
    Joe: [talking over her] Nobody’s talking about it? We talked about it for two years.

    Fuck you, Joe.

  • Thiazin Red

    Mika is probably extra mad since Trump also decided to accuse her husband of murder this morning.

    • Oblios_Cap

      She had blood coming out of her whatever.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Where WAS Joe Scarborough on the morning of July 10, hmm?

      • schmannity

        Was Scarborough’s father in Dealey Plaza November 22, 1963? People are asking this question in National Enquirer. They’re saying it, I’m not saying it, but people are asking.

        –DJT

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I’m going to Hawaii to find out!

  • Indiepalin

    Ladies and Gentlemen: The next Governor of Arkansas. She’ll be here as soon as the fire department extricates her from that sliding door mishap at Golden Corral.

    • therblig

      did she get her snout stuck in the chocolate waterfall again?

    • bupkus231

      Yeah, well, that’s another state where the mouth-breathing, drooling dolts outnumber the responsible voters – so, if she does decide to run in a few years, one can bet it’ll be a close one, even if she runs against a yellow dog….

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Shukkkles.

  • Nounverb911

    So Sarah, just how many dogs DID your brothers torture and kill?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Does your brother still torture dogs?

    • Daniel

      So Sarah, is your father looking forward to defending a new sexual assaulter of children with the election of Roy Moore coming up?

      • Indeniable Ron

        He’s probably been asking for tips.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      A hundred. Now that number may not be true, but THE THREAT IS REAL!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Say what you will, but Surra Hildebeast’ supports her man….even while out shopping.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPwi77IWkAAmpMD.jpg

    • gene108

      I cannot unsee…the horror, the horror…

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Cracks we like. Not.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Seems to be one “T” too many there.

    • schmannity

      Did the shirt come with Ann’s book?

    • schmannity

      Trump is a divider.

  • Joe Beese

    So the administration is defending the president’s right to circulate fake videos attributing violence to members of a religious faith.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/11/trump-continues-cultivating-republican-alliance-with-fascism.html

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/EwigerJudeFilm.jpg

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I preferred his earlier, acoustic material.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      “I’m not talking about the nature of Der Stürmer. I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing. The threat is real…”

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    She looks like a couch that had a stroke.

  • schmannity

    Apparently, you can fight a war on Islam with bone spurs.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Bone scimitars.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Aren’t there any black athletes that need attacking?

    • Indeniable Ron

      Thursday Night Football is tomorrow.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Seek enlightenment Sarah. Turn from darkness and be guided by the words of the Buddha:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPxNtK3U8AAM2w_.jpg

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Buddha never said that! Pretty sure it was Gandhi. Or Mark Twain.

      • Indeniable Ron

        It was the Buddha’s best friend Gerry.

      • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

        Why would someone go through the trouble of posting it on the internet if it isn’t true?

        — Ben Franklin (maybe)

  • leemoder

    Y’know, after watching Mika through ’15&’16 act like she didn’t live in the same city as Drumpf for fucking decades; it’s one toke too far to listen to her have the vapors over anything Donnie Little Fingers and his Circus of Evil does.

  • Zonath

    Maybe we can get this guy to offer Sarah a Baby Ruth bar to calm her down.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd303a8e7ec4458e5d9a38b7b4a69db6da5b56b39256f06eafbf116cd3dbbc12.jpg

    • Thiazin Red

      Wait, are you saying thats Chunk from the Goonies? If so, well done puberty.

    • Bigby

      Carl Spackler, uh, whatever the opposite of Libelz is!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • UnsaltedSinner
  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    We all need more cute animal gifs – there’s just too much shit.

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    FUCK YOU DONNIE! He’s saying he wants to do welfare reform by claiming that people on welfare, who “don’t want to work” are making more money than people who work their butts off”. Really? Fucking really? Jeezus! I need a fucking drink.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Truly, he is the Heir of Reagan.

      • Jackie Jackstein FTW

        Thing is, though, welfare is already reformed. Waste is down, it’s harder than ever to qualify and pays less than it ever did.

        • Oblios_Cap

          Thanks, Bill!

        • bupkus231

          When Rump says “welfare”, he means Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, not what we’be longed defined welfare as ( programs such as TANF and SNAP ).

          And, of course, “reform” is code for “cut”…

    • Donkey Option

      He’s right. People who earn their income from capitol gains (literally not working) pay a lower tax rate than those who earn their income working their butts off. Wait? That’s not what he’s referring to?

      • Jackie Jackstein FTW

        Now, I do support corporate welfare reform.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    No that they care in any way, but the Dutch have fact-checked Dumbass’ tweet. He should apologize. But he won’t.
    https://twitter.com/NLintheUSA/status/935953115249086464?s=17

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Joe Beese

    Variety:

    As the co-host of NBC’s “Today,” Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified.

    On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act.

    He would sometimes quiz female producers about who they’d slept with, offering to trade names. And he loved to engage in a crass quiz game with men and women in the office: “fuck, marry or kill,” in which he would identify the female co-hosts that he’d most like to sleep with. …

    Lauer, who was paranoid about being followed by tabloid reporters, grew more emboldened at 30 Rockefeller Center as his profile rose following Katie Couric’s departure from “Today” in 2006. His office was in a secluded space, and he had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside without getting up. This afforded him the assurance of privacy. It allowed him to welcome female employees and initiate inappropriate contact while knowing nobody could walk in on him, according to two women who were sexually harassed by Lauer.

    http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/matt-lauer-accused-sexual-harassment-multiple-women-1202625959/

    • leemoder

      Jeebus, he’s like that one Frat brother all the other brothers want nothing to do with.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He seems nice…

    • wide_stance_hubby

      May all his tomorrows be bad.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      FMK is a game you play with your close friends (of either sex) when you are all drunk and everyone is laughing. It is no good in other contexts.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      NBC, taking cues from Fox on how to handle sexual predators.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      He really should not have been taking all that Viagra.

    • georgiaburning

      Eewww, yuk, spit. But why am I surprised at the scale, not the actual acts?

    • cmd resistor

      Creepy. So this morning Chris Cuomo was being concerned because there was supposedly only this one complaint to whatever TV network in 20 years and where is this all leading AND by the way he was the best male TV morning guy..so he said.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Weißwurst Supreme

    Mike Huckabee is her dad? No wonder she’s so goddamn stupid. She never stood a chance. Poor woman.

    • shastakoala

      He has yet to deny paternity.

      • cmd resistor

        He really couldn’t, with that face.

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    He just launched into a “little rocketman” segue. He really wants to get us all killed.

    • Oblios_Cap

      So Presidential!

      • Jackie Jackstein FTW

        Yeah, obviously it’s important to talk up while selling tax cuts. Man has the attention span of a hummingbird on meth.

    • cmd resistor

      So I take it he went off script? Just watching it briefly without sound, he looked like he was off in his own little world.

  • Bill D. Burger

    This is Sarah.
    Sarah is a liar.
    Don’t be like lying Sarah.___or your face could freeze like that.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPw-aZyV4AABzkO.jpg

  • Victoria Ricola

    Bless her heart. Her parents must be so pro… oh wait, that doesn’t work because her fuckface parents are legitimately proud to have raised a lying liar who will say anything to stay in the good graces of a racist boss who may or may not be suffering from crazypants dangerous lunatic disease. Nevermind I guess.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Tragic Typos

    This is a great and excellent video to keep in mind when talking about Trump’s stunt with the Codetalkers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2pGmCDkwg&t=0m32s

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    “But girl,” added Jesus over his shoulder as he sashayed away, “your makeup ALONE is enough to get you banned from where I live. Bye, bitch!”

  • arglebargle

    You can put lipstick on a pig and call it Nadine, but it’s still a pig.

  • Crystalclear12

    This article was at least 3 kittens and 2 puppies short.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Old photo showing The Huckabees of Arkansas___with their dinner.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP0EYqNUQAAeVH3.jpg

    • Bammelam

      .. barf …

      • Daniel

        That’s the noise of a strangled dog barking.

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    The guy he just talked about, the small business owner, will never have to pay the estate tax. I mean, really, nobody much pays that as is. It’ll help Donnie’s favorite charity, though, Donnie’s Kids.

    • Indeniable Ron

      That’s his SECOND favourite charity.

    • Donkey Option

      Pretty much 100% of the tax cuts that the GOP claims will help “small businesses” will only benefit large corporations and super wealthy individuals. I say this as a small business owner.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Oblios_Cap

    O/T, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was on last night. Still a classic 53 years later.

    “Let’s be independent together”
    “OK”

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911

    I still don’t believe you baked that pie.
    https://twitter.com/DavidWSanders2/status/934251821471879168

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      The redacted ingredient was featured in “The Help”.

    • cmd resistor

      So we all said it was not a homemade crust.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    You could land an F-18A on those eyelashes. That is all.

  • jesterpunk
    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Kiss dat belly!

  • Joe Beese

    A coal baron who escaped real consequences for the deaths of 29 workers will run for U.S. Senate in West Virginia.

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a13978943/don-blankenship-senate-west-virginia/

    • bupkus231

      And just as the mouth-breathers in Alabama will vote for a pedophile instead of a Democrat, the mouth-breathers of West Virginia will for for a convicted felon who caused coal miner’s deaths because he’s a coal mine owner and will bring the jobs back….

      Is there any stupidity in this country that some Republican voters won’t vote for?

      • Indeniable Ron

        Not so far.

    • ((( Augustus )))

      He won’t win

      I just graduated with a degree in mining engineering from WVU. Everyone in that department hates him.

      • bupkus231

        Damned elitist perfessors….

    • mailman27

      Blankenship is one of the most loathsome characters on the increasingly hellish landscape we’re living in.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Indeniable Ron

      Hell, half the time they’re not even telling the same lie.

    • Donkey Option

      I’d say this isn’t like math where if you multiply one negative by another negative, you get a positive, but I don’t think they even understand basic addition.

  • Katamount

    Media? Feel free to call her a liar to her face anytime….

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Msgr_MΩment

      He seems nice.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Remember that Wonkette story a while ago about that noxious sorority asshole that wanted to punish her sisters that weren’t living up to her high expectations, threatening a “cunt punt?” Yeah, that’s a term we should bring back for this lying sack of shit.

  • Bammelam

    She needs more fake eyelash extensions …………….. not

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    Do the idiots cheering him on in Mizzou, when he talks up killing welfare, not realize they’re the ones that’ll hurt the most?

  • Proud Liberal
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    After the daily briefing was finished, Sarah walked out to the Rose Garden, where a trough full of fresh, warm swill was waiting for her. As she dipped her snout into the trough and began to eat, she saw some apple cores floating to the top. “Life is good!” she thought, grunting contentedly.

  • Nounverb911

    How do you tell the truth?

    https://youtu.be/NEYwJbjyF2M?t=32

  • Joe Beese
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      that seems ridiculous

    • Cornelius Fussbudget

      For future reference, this is a not-subtle-at-all example of what enabling harassment actual fucking rape looks like.

      There, FTFY

  • Bill D. Burger
    • AnnieGetYerFun

      That cartoon is really unfair. Her clothing never fits that well.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Sarah honey,

    Any Southern gay man will tell you that being fugly, tacky, mendacious, and just flat out common is no way to go through life, sweetie.

    Bless your damn heart.

    • A LITtle Annoyed, Yet ARoused

      And don’t even get me started on that god damned hair of yours, bitch.

  • The Wanderer

    Sanders overlooks one important point: The “threat” is that Lord Dampnut (6,5) actually believes that shite.

  • Cornelius Fussbudget

    The threat is real, and that’s what the President is talking about.

    Just like, “sure that Planned Parenthood video was totally fake, but that just means they didn’t sting them good enough”.

    Just like, “fine, he’s obviously innocent of this crime, but he’s black so he must be guilty of something else”

    Dear RWNJs: in this country, we start by assuming people are innocent. Then we use these tools we call “reasoning” and “critical thought” to weigh the evidence and only pronounce someone guilty after “careful deliberation”. Sorry about using such big words.

    • jesterpunk

      Trump actually used the second line about the Central Park 5.

    • Covfefe

      Back when America was Great the First Time, we didn’t have this “critical thought” that everyone keeps talking about. All we had was common sense. You didn’t have to go to school to acquire common sense. Life itself taught you those lessons.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        These dumbfucks can’t find the “Common Sense” app on their phone …

    • WotsAllThisThen

      “Just because he’s innocent of the crime doesn’t mean the threat isn’t real. Death penalty!”

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    That’s enough of that. Just hearing this idiot speak make me rage stroke. Time for a little ELO to cleanse the olde palate

  • Crystalclear12

    I wonder if Spicer watches her?
    And how hard does he laugh?

  • lucidamente

    Bonus points: Trump lied that his father’s ancestors were Swedish, not German.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      The man is abbanormal.

      • Daniel

        I just hope someone hears your SOS.

    • Daniel

      He likes to think of himself as a self-assembled man. Sorry, self-made.

  • Bammelam

    Someone must have spiked the drinking-water in the USA with some
    really effektive ‘this-will-erase-your-moral-spine’ -chemicals …. it’s rampant

  • Shibusa

    It’s almost as if Sarah Huckabee forgot entirely the commandment about not bearing false witness.

    • Roni Raven, Sweet Lump

      Doubt she ever learnt it.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Against thy neighbor. She lives at least several blocks away.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      FAKE GOSPEL!!!!1!!!1!

  • Bill D. Burger

    THE T-shirt for all plumbers and mechanics.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPxN9pSUMAA3Ugk.jpg

  • Asterix

    She almost makes me miss Spicy.

  • Jackie Jackstein FTW

    One last one. He said his “wealthy friends” are “not too happy” about the tax plan. Now, that’s a damn lie. Everybody knows Donnie has no friends, wealthy or otherwise.

    • Shan

      He meant donors.

    • Bananas Foster

      You know, that fucking lie doesn’t even make sense.

      If Trump is saying that the tax policy doesn’t help the rich, and it clearly doesn’t help the middle class and poor….

      Doesn’t that mean it’s a shit bill?

    • CripesAmighty

      And the dribbling, bleating wastrels eat up every word of it.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I think they wanted literal bum fights included.

  • Ellie

    But the FEAR of zombies is at an all time high.

    • gallbladder

      One would never guess given that one of them is preznut.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Now goddammit! I am getting tired of the rampant zombieism around here!

    • Yellerduck

      I know! I was in a hallway in the basement of our building today and the light over my head started flickering. I was immediately defensive as everyone knows zombies are attracted to flickering lights like moths are to flames.

      • Ellie

        You need a pet lion. By the time the lion eats the zombie, you’ll be safely out of the building.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “I got the real news. ___ and fer’ thu’ one billionth time….MR TRUMP IS NOT A LAARR’!”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPxcx4eWkAsQha3.jpg

  • Jenny

    Speaking of ugly lying pig fuckers and dogs.

    I have been PISSED about the War Dog: A Soldier’s Best Friend documentary on HBO.

    Short story: there’s a fat pig fucker sheriff deputy and his disgusting family who refused to give the original soldier the option to adopt his war dog. It was “their” dog. The sheriff stood by and approved this move because they don’t have a reason to return this dog. Turns out this sheriff received SEVERAL war dogs and never returned any of their dogs after the dog retired from police work. One was sold to a private individual.

    Basic research actually says there is not one but two laws by Democratic presidents giving war dogs their options to go home after retiring.

    Venting to the boyfriend about it, he asked me what I was going to do to fix this.

    I thought about it. FOIA for one. I want to see the dog purchase from the military. I want to read this contract that stipulates the purchase of our expensive soldier dogs.

    What do I want as an outcome? The dog from the movie is dead now.

    What I want is for this shit
    hole sheriff’s department to never receive a valued asset from our military again. Fuck these fucking fucks.

  • Jim QuinnX

    Is this whole thing a way to distract Americans from the tax scam he’s about to ram up our butts? Asking for a friend.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    OT: They’re going to discover a secret cellar with a large vat of acid beneath his office, aren’t they?

    https://twitter.com/bluegal/status/935977603449704449

  • WotsAllThisThen

    The threat of Dutch children is real?

    Build the dang dike!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      There are only two things in this world I cannot tolerate: people who are intolerant of other people’s culture, and the Dutch.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Dibs on sticking my finger in!

  • Joe Beese

    A couple of days ago, The President of the United States used a ceremony celebrating World War II heroes as an opportunity to mock their race and culture. This morning he supportively retweeted British neo-Nazis, three times. The context is still with us. The war against the Nazis is not over.

    https://www.metafilter.com/170838/Watching-History-Fade-Away-in-Call-of-Duty-WW2#7246395

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    “Mr, Ms, Miss Itt?”

    “Yes, thanks for taking my question, Sarah.”

    The Holocaust. How would you characterize the Administration’s position?”

    “Thoughts and prayers”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Mr. Bannon, I mean Barron says to let it run its course. There are good people on both sides.”

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • proudgrampa

    I don’t remember who introduced this song to me, but whenever I’ve had too much of the Right Wing Nut Fuckery and Gun Show, I turn to this. Thanks, whoever you are.

    Here we go:

    https://youtu.be/p3G5IXn0K7A

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And he took off his pants and did the hamster dance…

      • SDGeoff3

        You can see me through my internets?

  • Ryan Denniston

    Speaking of God, let’s end with a LOL tweet about what’s going to happen right after Sanders dies of old age,

    Paging Project Veritas. Wonket hates Bernie!

    • Joe Beese

      I was going to reply with just this…

      ?

      But Disqus requires two characters.

      • Nounverb911

        Are they walking into a bar?

        • SDGeoff3

          Corinthians again?

      • Brainiac

        ?! Might be appropriate.

      • clever_sobriquet

        ¿?

      • Ryan Denniston

        ??’?

  • Suttree

    I have stopped watching her shit for a while now. I will just rely on y’all. BUT! The way she answers questions reminds me of dating a hardcore coke addict. They are all the same lies and confabulations. There is no difference at all. I am not saying that she does drugs, I’m saying that she is that way naturally.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      It’s the same ability to look you straight in the eye and tell you a bald faced lie without even the merest twinge of guilt

      • Msgr_MΩment

        ‘Tis truly a gift.

      • Suttree

        I know. That’s what I am attempting to impart! Blaaaahhhhh *run off in the forest*

      • Jamespuck

        Its called sociopathic personality disorder. When Trump hires he gets only the best disorder carrying people.

  • schmannity
  • Crystalclear12

    I keep remembering those people that voted for Trump saying how bad could it get?
    We’re still in the first fucking year!

  • Aileen

    I have friends who are mad that we can’t pick on her like we used to pick on Spicy because she’s a woman. To which I say, it’s 2017, pick on her all you want as long as you don’t make it about her being a woman. She deserves it.

    • bupkus231

      They’re both evil.

    • TimResistit

      Oh yeah? Let me ‘splain something to these friends of yours…

      VAGINAS ARE NOT A FREE PASS TO BE A RACIST LYING DEPLORABLE.

  • CripesAmighty

    Between Donald’s torture porn, the exposure of Creeper of the Day and the impending looting of the country to stuff the pockets of the rich, it’s just…
    FUCK IT, KIM–DO IT LIVE!

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸
      • BearGHAZI

        I started smoking on the day of Trump’s election and am having trouble stopping. Whether you’ve just gotten laid or your democracy is being destroyed, nothing beats the rejuvenating feel of tobacco smoke killing you a little bit

        • Notreelyhelping

          Sadly…it’s true.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Mmmm, the warm assault at the back of the throat and soon every nerve ending is being tongue-bathed in joy. The exhale is delayed just a bit. Bliss.

          I miss it but I just can’t compartmentalize it anymore. Both of my parents died from lung cancer and I have sat in too many chemo lounges to keep it all separate in my head.

        • cmd resistor

          I haven’t given in but have been tempted often since his election, after more than 20 years w/o a cigarette, or even really wanting one.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          I started cigar smoking (again) just after the shitgibbon was sworn in.

          It’s fucking cheaper than fucking expensive antidepressants.

          • Paul

            I used to smoke cigars but inhaled the damn things. Had to switch to filtered cigs.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I inhale cigar smoke by accident, albeit rarely. A few times that made me throw up, and always made me dizzy as Hell. I can’t do cigarettes because too much nicotine, I get too wired and too nauseous.

            Similar with weed. I get totally stoned just sitting next to somebody enjoying a joint. So bad, that the thought of taking a puff of MJ makes me worried that I would survive it. I might be able to do weed incense. Alas, I live in Arizonastan and I’m the kind of person who always gets caught.

            I’m contemplating vapes; cigars (good cigars) are getting too fucking expensive.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        And then the murder began…

        /oops. Wrong species.

      • Bill D. Burger

        “Oh man. My nerves. Gotta’ get away from this Trump shit for awhile.”

        https://img.memecdn.com/cat-high-as-fuck_o_2282429.jpg

  • mrFawkes

    In Huckabee’s defense, she is a horrible person.

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      That’s…not a defense.

      • Spurning Beer

        The best defense is being really offensive.

        • George

          She’s definitely offensive.

    • Bangkok Taxi

      Tasty, mr Fawkes. Tasty indeed!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_84-A3LT0Lo

  • Nounverb911

    Completely OFF TOPIC PSA

    During Christmas week American Airlines will be asking passengers if any of them know how to fly a plane, since it seems that all of their pilots will be on vacation.

    https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/935942616167960576

    https://twitter.com/nathanjwelsch/status/935954086515691520

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste
    • calliecallie

      Is this for real? Because I am flying that week. Not sure what airline, but shoot.

    • Notreelyhelping

      This is no way to run an airline.

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        I’m just so uber this.

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        Not even the Grace L Ferguson Airline And Storm Door Company?

    • puredog

      Where is Mohammad Atta when we need him?

  • btwbfdimho

    Me watch this instead.

    My hunch is, the fish on the left really, really hates the fish on the right. pic.twitter.com/BZhjIt5Xqh— IM🍑HIM (@ziyatong) November 29, 2017

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Every time I see her all I can picture is her standing in the middle of a pasture chewing her cud, her tail swishing at the flies. Then when she speaks, I smell methane…

    • Proud Liberal

      Apt description of her.

    • Resistor Radio

      Cows are waaaaaaaaay cuter than that trash.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Elsie’s evil twin

      • Parakeetist

        Moo

        • Resistor Radio

          You’re so cute, moo!

    • John Thorstensen

      “Some keeows, they kick so bahd, you cahn’t even milk ’em — ” — Nelson, in “Vermont accent Cow training”, one of my favorite you-tubes.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    You’re fosuing on the wrong thing. The real threat is that racist Grandpa got out of the TV room again and found his tweet machine. Someone medicate that asshole.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
  • Lisa

    Haven’t read all of it yet, but want to point out it’s only Wed. We could get to the eleventh circle of hell by Friday.

  • btwbfdimho

    Me listening this insteady.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHIcu45P_1Y

    • Sophie McMillan

      despite not understanding a word, this is beautiful.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Renato Zero! I love that guy. One of his more recent videos made me want to be an Italian so, so badly. I mean, just look at how beautiful these people are!:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsb6rEwBL6k

  • bubbuhh

    Kellyanne Conway will run White House opioid efforts
    cuz just say lie wif a big big mouth always fixes everythin n dont cost nothin

    Conway will also be responsible for distributing opioids in the White House, ALLEGEDLY
    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/kellyanne-conway-will-run-white-house-opioid-efforts/

  • Belasaurius
  • A Groucho Marxist

    Huckabee-Sanders reaches peak eye shadow in that video.

  • Daniel

    “I’m not talking about the nature of the video. I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing. The threat is real, and that’s what the President is talking about.”

    Is this not literally what Colbert was talking about when he coined “truthiness”?

  • Wilson(IsTom’sFriendAgain)

    Not that I expected someone sprung from the seed of Mike Fuckabee to be a nice, well spoken and rational person but damn she’s going low even by their family’s standards.

    • ManchuCandidate

      She makes her dog torturing brother look less psychopathic.

  • Daniel Hooper

    Wow. I never thought I would feel justified with having a desire to punch anyone in the dick, much less a woman in her lady dick…

    … This administration is challenging a lot of my long held beliefs; let’s leave it at that.

  • marxalot

    Do you reckon it’s bath salts? What keeps the delusion going well past the point of total worldview and personality collapse, I mean.

    • Shan

      An already hypersensitive amygdala constantly flooded with adrenaline?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      When you’re President I’ll bet you can get crazy amounts of bath salts.

      • Master Contrail Program

        “Got any of that MK Ultra shit still laying around? I’m tired of this gas station crap.”

    • Asterix

      It is brainwashing from her fundamentalist parents and religion. They can make you believe and say anything.

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda
    • Resistor Radio

      Or “Sarah enters the White House Christmas room”

    • shastakoala

      In her defense she’s lasted seven days in the bottom of this well of deceit.

      • H0mer0

        you mean “well of deceipt”?(s/n)

    • katkelly57

      Scareweeeee!

    • Impatient

      Can we please, PLEASE have some kinda warning siren, for pics like this coming up. I mean, I can still clearly picture that (fictional scene of) the poor teen being jerked down, repeatedly, into the moonlit water in the opening scene of Jaws. And they played that bit over and over on prime time TV, to sell their tickets. We should be able to choose whether to expose ourselves to horror!

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Um, this article was clearly about Sanders. Wasn’t that warning enough about the horror content to follow? ;)

    • Perkniticky

      Thanks a lot! Guess I’ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight.

    • georgiaburning

      Where’s her twin sister? They did “The Shining” together as kids.

  • susan_g

    Before walking away, jeebus will hit the “down” button on the go to hell elevator.

  • CW

    Even Theresa May the Brexiteer thought the video was too xenophobic.

    • Daniel

      I was worried she’d get angry about copyright infringement.

    • Wilson(IsTom’sFriendAgain)

      Gotta give the Trump Administration one thing. They’ve helped us separate the regular old garbage conservatives from the absolutely fucking deplorable, soulless, nutbag conservatives!

      • WotsAllThisThen

        This whole fucked up administration has a way of making me want to have hot cocoa and talk baseball with George Will.

      • bupkus231

        Gee – it’s convinced me of the opposite – they’re ALL fucking deplorable, soulless, nutbags – no separation needed.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I should f*cking hope so. I mean, we are dealing here with a President of the United States who is actively and knowingly disseminating neo-Nazi propaganda. Anyone who’s not utterly appalled by that is complicit.

      • jesterpunk

        You know we can fucking curse here right?

        • katkelly57

          Fuckin’ A!

        • OneYieldRegular

          My * represents an infinity of fucks.

  • Clyde Barrow

    Look on the bright side…..Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the best missile defense system money can buy.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    OT: Sioux Leader To Trump: ‘Leave The Office You Bought And Take Your Swamp Things With You’ https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cheyenne-river-sioux-trump-pocahontas_us_5a1eeb16e4b017a311ebcf24?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
    Harold Frazier said Trump should also apologize to the nation for his Pocahontas remarks.

    • clubseal

      Yeah, but the right wing people you know on social media will tell you that them Injuns jes’ love them some Trump! The video shows it all!11!!

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    If she could, we’d all probably be better off.

    • gallbladder

      Maybe not: she’d reproduce.

      • katkelly57

        No mas idiotas.

  • Michael R
    • katkelly57

      I hear banjos….

      • Jamespuck

        Deliverance?

        • katkelly57

          That or a backwoods Pizza Hut delivery mispronounced.

    • Clyde Barrow

      Wow, she looks like she had a rough night with a bottle of peppermint schnapps and quaaludes.

      • clubseal

        Is there any left? Asking for a friend.

      • Bananas Foster

        She a corn liquor kind of gal.

  • SammyDEEEE
    • Red Richmond

      The most uncomfortable couch ever, sitting in the back of a goodwill store soaking up the toxic effluence from a leaky roof for years and festering in its own bile and lies.

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    OT

    Just found a fucking Canadian 25 cent coin in my pocket. It has a pair of ice skaters on the reverse. Ice skaters. The fuck am I going to do with this?

    • Daniel

      Donate it.

    • jesterpunk

      Move to Canada?

    • armed_bears

      well, by tradition, one goes in the center of your hockey rink before you add water and freeze.

    • VirginiaMorningBlend

      Throw it 1/4 of the way across the Potomac?

    • Use it to help pay for your tax increase?

    • Dg Hacket

      Jam up the vending machine at work

    • Jamespuck

      That’s OK. Soon our coins will have a likeness of HipaTrump and Malieona on one side. The other side will be blank.

  • Nounverb911
    • kareemachan

      That one eye seems to be twitching more often, too.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Let me count the ways she reminds me of Eeyore.

    1) The depressing look.
    2) The depressing face.
    3) the depressing perspective of one’s self.
    4) The fact she too is an ass.

    • ManchuCandidate

      I like Eeyore. Eeyore libel!!

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        fair point too.

      • Grumpy Twat

        Eeyore is my spirit animal

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Hey, Eeyore’s a good guy. You’d be depressed too if a rain cloud literally followed you around.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Yeah fair point. Difference is she chooses to have a raincloud follow her all day.

    • ThatGuy

      Differences:

      1) Eeyore’s tail is removable

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
    • armed_bears

      Dear God…. Ann Geddes is losing her mind.

      • clubseal

        Good. Those creepy ass baby photos have got to go.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Thank You!

    • Joe Beese

      I died. I’m now dead.

  • UnsaltedSinner
    • Daniel

      I don’t think the mustache allows him to do that.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Sexual harassment complaint in 3 … 2 … 1 …

      • Daniel

        My guess is he sexually harassed a colleague six years ago.

        • Swampgas_Man

          Six years minutes ago. FTFY

    • Belasaurius

      someone’s got a skeleton in the closet

    • Daniel

      “News is a flirty business & it seems like current epidemic of #SexHarassmentAllegations may be criminalizing courtship & conflating it w predation.”

      What?

      “News is a flirty business”? Fucking really?

      • Joe Beese

        Edward R. Murrow often softened up interview subjects with “What’s new, pussycat?”

        • therblig

          good night and good legs.

      • UnsaltedSinner
      • H0mer0

        No. Flirting is a flirty business. News is just news but what he did was infotainment.

    • ManchuCandidate

      All those offers of free mustache rides are gonna come back to haunt him.

    • Bananas Foster

      Jesus fucking christ.

      A male media star (?) dictating the terms of reporting sexual harassment.

      Let’s have criminals write laws.

      Oh, wait…

      • kareemachan

        Well, he’s a 4-times divorced douche w/ a law degree, so….

    • Nounverb911

      One of my cousins went to his Bar Mitzvah in the 50’s, said he was a putz even then….

      • Jamespuck

        I meet Geraldo on Nantucket a few years back. It was a gala at Ambassador Bagely’s residence. He was a douche nozzle. Was being inappropriately lewd to the staff. I was on the Island for many years and saw too much to recount. But the powers that be on that rock are broken to the soul. Money and power misused and abused to this day.

    • Roni Raven, Sweet Lump

      Aren’t he and Trump buds?

    • clubseal

      “What about Garrison Keillor?”
      What about Jeffrey Dahmer? What about deflateGate? What about that asshole who cut me off back in 1997 while I was on my learner’s permit? Hmmmmm, liberal media? What about them?!

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Sounds like preemptive defense to me.

    • yyyaz

      Never mind.

    • JustDon’tSayProbably

      STFU, Jerry. Your misogyny is showing. It’s never a good idea to start the defense before you’re accused.

    • You should ice that burn

      Rivera: ” #SexHarassment
      should be confined to situations where superior imposes himself on
      subordinate who feels unable to complain because of power of perp or
      feared consequences to victim’s employment. Shouldn’t be used to get
      even w bad bosses or hated ex’s”
      Guess what made the boss a bad one Geraldo?

    • miss_grundy

      Will someone be filing a sexual harassment charge against Gerry Rivers soon? Hmmm????

  • Michael R
    • gallbladder

      I fucking hate her, to no limit.

    • Clyde Barrow

      Can’t help but notice how much bigger her hands are compared to her boss…

    • Bill D. Burger

      At this point it might improve her lying schtick.

    • VirginiaMorningBlend

      OMG that’s not an Onion story. Is it wrong to be ROFLMAO because of the boy oh boy absurd factor of 20 bazillion??

    • sarafina

      Well, if Jared couldn’t fix this problem, what chance does KA have of success? Goodbye millions of Americans.

    • Good to see she broke through the glass pipe.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Welcome to Lake Jobbegon

    • Joe Beese

      Heh heh.

  • wait! what?

    THIS is why I sign over my weekly Soros checks to Wonkette, thank you.

  • Nounverb911

    Still my favorite comment on Sarah Huckleberry….
    https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/935272550380331009

    • Dg Hacket

      I wonder if they even read the criticisms written about them. Or are all of them wearing rose colored glasses while whistling past the graveyard, thinking life is all ginger and fluff

      • miss_grundy

        Those criticisms are considered “fake news” so they will not read them. They will only read or listen to whatever is said about them on Faux News.

  • clubseal

    “It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it illustrates my point” will replace “E pluribus unum” on our currency in 3 … 2…

    • Clyde Barrow

      That will go good on the new Nixon 3 dollar bill.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    C’mon Mr Mueller … give us an indictment to blow up the tax bill vote. Like a Ryan or Devin or that other douchenozzle congresscritter …

  • BrendaKay

    Thank you for the brief interruption for puppies! They were well placed. :-)

  • FDRliberal

    “Illegitimate pedophile-embracing nazi-defending confessed sexual predator” describes President Trump quite well, although it leaves out ‘malignant narcissist’ and ‘third rate con artist’.

    https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/935960737322815488

  • TJ Barke

    Redneck libel!

  • OrG

    Psycho sarah is giving hillbillies a bad name.

  • 52camellias

    When she gets to Hell, Ms. Sanders will have to sew her own unflattering clothes made out of upholstery fabric. Forever.

    Oh, wait . . .

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      How about ten-guage copper mesh?

      • kareemachan

        Steel wool.

  • ltmcdies

    Mika was calm and collected compared to Rick Wilson
    https://twitter.com/DavidJollyFL/status/935736409419403269

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Wilson gave that Trumpanzee twit all the respect he deserved…none.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    So meanwhile in the Netherlands. IS combatant steals money from couples in sexhouse fun4two.

    https://twitter.com/DuBlanqeBogarde/status/935985203327197185

  • Blanche de Shambles

    This may not be the politest way to put this, and feel free to moderate this comment if you want, but I would say that this picture is the perfect embodiment of the phrase, “A really cunty expression on her face.”
    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/HUCKSANDERS5.png

  • Cosmic Owl

    The woman is bovine. For starters.

    • gallbladder

      Udderly.

      • Roni Raven, Sweet Lump

        Cow llbelz!!!!1!!!

      • Let’s steer clear of the puns.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Cow libelz!

    • NellCote71

      And a proper Southern girl would never wear her grandmother’s leftover fabric from the summer drapes in the dead of winter.

    • HarpyLibtart

      Now why would you say something that horrible about bovines?
      Cows are our friends, they don’t lie to people and they make both milk AND steak…
      SHS does nothing but lower our collective IQ and offend the fucking eye.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    There is no one appointed by Trump, at any level, who is not inherently evil.

    • Cosmic Owl

      And incompetents all too willing to lie their faces off.

    • NellCote71

      Add associated with, or married or related to. Designated Survivor time.

  • kareemachan

    Aside from the eyes thing going on, she always looks like she’s tasting something nasty. I’d like to think it pains her to do her job, but we all know better than that.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Sarah looks like that because she is tasting what comes out of her mouth.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Shit, I’m more in danger from assholes driving like assholes on my local roads and highways, most of them without insurance, than I am from Islamic State Terrorists. I looked up the statistics, and 20% of the people in my state are driving without insurance, with another 15% driving with revoked licenses (they are undoubtedly the same people). Then there’s that local 12-yr-old boy who took a loaded semi-automatic handgun to school yesterday, the gun his father didn’t lock up. Did I mention I had a neighbor who was arrested for driving drunk, without a license (for the past 20 years) and packing an illegal gun, who is now in prison, but only after they gave him probation, and the very next day they caught him doing it again so they were forced to actually send him to prison? It is more dangerous to drive the 5 miles from my house to downtown than it is to live in Damascus.

    • sarafina

      I fear the white American fundamentalists like Mike Huckabee and Pence WAY more than any Moslems.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I’ve got numerous Moslem relatives, all of them Syrians. I also have numerous white redneck, ignorant, bigoted, fundamentalist Christian relatives who own a lot of guns. I know which ones I fear the most, and it is the latter.

        • ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul

          Word.

      • wavicles

        Yes^^

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      You’re in more danger of getting shot by a toddler. #ThanksNRA

      • The Person.

        And even moar danger of being shot in a Mosque, Sikh Temple, or Historially Black Church #ThanksRWNJs

        • whorton

          Actually you better read this NBC NEWS article about the true number killed in Mosques, Sikh Gurdwara, or Black Church. Tell me how your gun control laws protected those people. . .

      • JoeChristmas

        Well, to be fair, the NRA is our terrorist organization!

        • whorton

          If that is the case Joe, why wasn’t it busted under RICO statutes years ago? Because you know full well, the NRA is NOT a terrorist organization. But please tell us, how you feel people should be banned from having any sort of firearm except the government. And then tell us how that worked out in Germany, Italy, or as we are seeing now, Venezuela.

          You got your “This house is unarmed” signs up at your house Joe?

      • whorton

        Funny, none of those armed toddlers nor their parents were members of the NRA, but you’re not the sort to let a few facts get in the way, right Justpix?

    • NellCote71

      And I fear the white guy going into a school, a concert or a church and gunning down dozens of people. (Disclaimer: I am probably safe from being shot in a church.)

    • JoeChristmas

      Föx Zombies, arms outstretched in front of them, MUST HAVE BOGEYMAN!!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “What’s wrong with her? Why does she do that job?”

    Mika, you just answered your own question: she does that job because something is clearly wrong with her. Maybe she caught whatever chronic condition Donald has.

    • IdiokraticKulturKommissar

      Huckabee DNA?

    • sarafina

      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    • miss_grundy

      Mika should answer her own question since she and her fiance spent months giving Dotard a megaphone on their morning show. But they chose to change sides after Dotard insulted her. If she had any sense she wouldn’t be with Scarborough, that morning show and she would never have had anything to do with Dotard.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Sick burn by Dutch embassy of Drumpf.
    https://twitter.com/NLintheUSA/status/935953115249086464

    • yyyaz

      Tillerson to fire responsible parties in 3, 2, 1 …

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        or not. ;)

  • IdiokraticKulturKommissar
  • Robyn Ryan

    You are too kind.
    Every reporter worth their salt should be gathering to rehearse their ‘bullshit’ chorus.
    While writing fact filled stories making her lies apparent.
    Lose the embedded notion that you are all in this together.
    No.
    She has nothing but contempt for you.

  • cheetojeebus

    Why does a guy who is so concerned about appearance re the women who work for him have as his chief spokesperson, someone who applies makeup like a 4 year old and thinks it’s a good idea to wear halloween eyelashes to a daytime gig. Even this old and busted dude non-commenter knows that that is just weird. Well, me thinks it’s b/c of his utter hate for the 4th estate and their contribution. So following the pattern of appointing incompetents to jobs he wishes didn’t exist-HUD sec for instance, he appoints a fucking troll, in appearance and demeanor, to deal with journalists.

    • Lambsendbeds

      Look at KAC – she needs to fire her hair and makeup person, her stylist AND her orthodontist.

  • reelreeler

    She wanders the White House at night with Trump, he’s looking for Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate and she’s trying to find the soul that she sold.

    • miss_grundy

      Her father is an evangelical grifter. She was born without a soul.

  • Ghoti theLinguist

    Mrs. Potato Head is the 2nd most loathsome person in this shitshow of an administration, surpassed only by that noisome skank Kellyanne Conway. Both are living proof that “ugly goes all the way to the bone.”

    • Opiwan

      Please, Donald Trump always has been, and always will be, the MOST loathsome person in this administration. KAC and Shuckette are terrible, no good, very bad persons, but they don’t even come close to TOUCHING Cheeto Hitler.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    In her defense, her boss is mentally ill.

  • Blanche Beecham

    Evan. I love the title of this article and think that all articles hence forward regarding anything about Harah Suckabeesbutt should use the same title. The bar is that high.

  • Marc Berrenson

    Sarah Huckawouldn’twannabe Sanders is doing a great job. Just ask The Cheeto. Cheeto wanted to do away with daily press briefings. SHS is the next best thing. Cheeto has found someone who has no problem with completely disregarding the truth. “What Truth?” she and her fellow Trumpians would yell. “I’m just interested in the facts,” And the only facts these guys believe come from Fox, Breitbart, Cheeto, Moore and their ilk. A waste of breath to even deal with this woman. Should send in one pool reporter, except then Cheeto would say, “Thank you very much, I guess there’s no interest in the daily briefing.”

    Wouldn’t it be sweet if “someone” in the Cheeto’s press group mentioned to Mr. M that SHS was present when they were all told to play down Russia (I.e., obstruct justice)? Get another red jumpsuit ready, (RED neck is the new orange).

    • TakingAmes

      All interns, all the time.

  • miss_grundy

    Just once I wished one of these reporters would unleash the C-word on this bitch. I find her lying to be truly offensive.

  • I watched 10 seconds of the SaHuSan press briefing before shutting it down. Her flirty coquettish smile and aw-shucks-ness makes me want to smash a watermelon-sized grapefruit into her face.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      You spelled “rock” wrong.

  • Red Bird

    The real surprise is that she had sex three times.

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      The real surprise is that someone had sex with her.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Could have been a turkey baster.

        • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

          OH EM JEE! EL OH EL!

    • Jbrooks9

      Satan will do it with anyone.

  • topless exclamation

    Republicans need people scared in order to get their votes. Confident, pragmatic individuals vote Democrat (or Independent).

  • H0mer0

    thank you Evan. That puppy pawing and gnawing on my face is the bestest!(or at least I wished I was the individual upon who the puppy was showering such attention.)

  • renegade500

    That was a great little puppy intermission in the shit show.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Yeah, but with Huckabees involved; I started worrying for it’s safety.

      • renegade500

        That is a fair point.

  • Mintie

    [insert head-explodey gif]

    • The Person.

      (The one form Scanners?)

  • Marc Berrenson

    Am I wrong about this? Didn’t Kellyanne Conway come onboard with the Trump campaign at the same time as Manafort? And, if so, is that mere coincidence? Of all of Trump’s surrogates, she’s the one that makes me feel like throwing my Beefeaters at the big screen. You can tell it’s nothing but a game for her. Someone in her past must have burned her badly (or perhaps paid her so much money), that it became worth it to transform herself into the premiere Trump surrogate whore. You gotta admit, if you were a complete lying sack of shit asshole running for public office (I know, there are other types of assholes running for public office), Kellyanne would be one of your first hires.

    • Sophia

      I think it’s more a matter of her being just like Trump. All that matters is the power.

    • Erala Contratista

      Don’t waste the Gin, ffs!

    • GreyWolfSC

      Check her career history. She has a long list of creepy…
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellyanne_Conway#Career

  • Manhattan123

    She would have to fuck herself. Surely nobody else would fuck her, would they?

    • tehbaddr

      A MGTOW would.

      • wavicles

        Ayup, she absolutely will do as told. She’perfect.

  • Gosala

    Um, Evan — #NotAllRednecks.

    Srsly:

    https://www.redneckrevolt.org/

  • Ωbjectifier

    “OK let’s just say it’s a tie as to who has the worst white supremacists.”
    Our Nazis have guns and big Mopars, so we win.

  • Mavenmaven

    Here’s one who after the fall of Trump will likely not get another media position.

  • hidden mind powers
  • tehbaddr

    I DO NOT want to sniff around Sarah Huckabee Sanders anything, now Melanoma’s armpit, yes!

    /Ducks and readies for stoning.

    • janecita

      Dude, she is fugly too!

      • Carole

        Nah. But she was better before the plastic surgeons got to her.

  • Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    Mika looked like she was about to cry and that really got me.

  • RobGinChicago

    Whoa! I’m having trouble believing that someone willingly impregnated Ms. Huckabee Sanders three times (and survived the ordeal). Proof that even double bagging fails occasionally.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Close your eyes and think of The Confederacy.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      Turkey baster and her brother’s fresh, damp underwear?

    • AxisEvo

      Her nickname at Baptist college was Sarah “FuckstheBeast” Sanders. Maybe that explains it…

  • Anne Of Green Bagels

    that whole family needs to be nuked from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      Drawn and quartered on the white house lawn right before the same is done to drumpf and his evil spawn.

      • amrak63

        Uhhh, beware Bannmjolnir…

    • JohnBull

      Game over, man.

  • Miles Monroe

    “… the worst sin against common decency Sarah Huckabee Sanders committed this week so far was her response …”

    Week’s not over yet, unfortunately.

  • janecita

    She is a fundie, lying is sort of their thing.

  • wavicles

    Her chidren should turn out just like her, as she was raised in this fashion also. And so on, and so on, and…

  • John Lo

    You’re being mean to poor Sarah Huckabullshitter Sanders.

    All that sexual repression she was forced to deal with, with Pastor Huckaberry as her father.

    All that “please fuck me” makeup she soaks herself in every morning tells it all.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      I personally wouldn’t fuck her with someone else’s dick!

    • CATMAN

      The fake eyelashes are particularly annoying

  • sorbs

    You’d never guess she’s the product of a baptist university. In Arkansas. That Daddy went to.

    • CATMAN

      I’m sure she and Mike got high marks in their course of Public Hypocrisy 101 there

  • johnnyknj

    She always makes me think of the critter in Ghostbusters that made Bill Murray say “he slimed me”. I’m sure some digital -savvy Wonkster can find the clip.

  • Boo Hoo

    I’m amazed that you found a picture of her where her eyes are the same size.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      And yet, still not symmetrical, somehow. The placement is just a tad off.

  • yellowmattercustard

    Shucks, I like fried squirrel.

  • andyshelt

    This brilliant response to Trump’s promotion of Britain First’s fascist agenda comes from an article written for the Guardian by Brendan Cox, widow of the murdered British MP, Jo Cox whose terrorist murderer shouted support for Britain First as he killed her.

    It is utterly repulsive that Trump would support this evil neo-Nazi organisation and equally disgusting that Sanders then doubles down and covers for his bigotry.

    As the article points out a recent Pew study shows that Trump continues to burn bridges with some of the strongest allies of the US across the world with almost three-quarters (74%) having little to no confidence in the Republican leader.

    By contrast, in the final years of Barack Obama’s presidency, a median of 64% expressed confidence in Trump’s predecessor to direct America’s role in the world.

    In the UK, 75% of the British public had no confidence in Trump to do the right thing in world affairs, 89% saw him as arrogant and 69% saw him as dangerous.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/29/donald-trump-britain-first-hate-best-response-tolerance

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/26/trump-world-global-pew-research-study

  • CATMAN

    If I were in the press room and was exposed to one of Sarah’s defenses of Donny’s racist remarks, I would be tempted to ask her “are you planning to lose some weight for the holidays?” just to see her response to a personal insult

    • JohnBull

      Obama’s the only person who probably loses weight during the holidays.

      • yellowmattercustard

        Did you hear that Mr. President?

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      One could also ask, “When do you plan to stop lying to us?” and have a list ready of all the lies and disingenuous statements she’s made. There really needs to be a confrontation with that sphincterwoman.

      • CATMAN

        Yeah, but fat shaming makes it personal

        • Darrin Ziliak

          As a fat man myself, I can only hope that “subject” is covered…

          In loose-fitting clothing, that is.
          If she spares us the spandex, I’ll do the same.

        • At the crossroads, stay strong

          Not so much ‘fat shaming’ as fact shaming. Little Miss Zombieface needs to be challenged often and with vigor. Get her so flustered that she might even say something truthful, remote though that may be.

          • CATMAN

            Shaming a Trumpista with facts is as impossible as teaching calculus to a cat

          • Phried Ω

            I’ll need to see your proof than you can’t teach calculus to a cat.

          • CATMAN

            Just like Sarah when you confront her with facts, a cat will just ignore you when you bring the subject up

    • Carole

      She’s by far the thinnest person in that family (excluding pets). My theory is that her lack of a conscience prevents her from remorse binge eating or staying awake at night (which can lower your metabolism). Not that the rest of that family has much of a conscience, mind you.

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    How can you tell when Sarah Fuckabee Sandbox is spewing shit? Her lips are moving.

    Ah, the classics. You can never go wrong.

  • Greg Freed

    The left really has to stop with the gratuitous regional condescension, as a practical matter as much as one of intellectual and rhetorical principle. What is “redneck” adding here other than “aren’t we all categorically so much better than people from Arkansas”? It dilutes your point and taints your otherwise justifiable rage.

    • Shrieking Harpy

      Okay, Greg. And your real point is?

      • Greg Freed

        I think I made that clear.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Well, no, you didn’t. Unless regional pride is the be-all and end-all.

          Based on your commenting history, you don’t seem to be political at all, so it makes me wonder if somebody has hijacked your account.

          • Greg Freed

            It’s not regional pride to suggest that we don’t need to stoop to gross generalizations to characterize a deeply problematic figure, and in fact I haven’t lived in the south since I was in college. I don’t think you’re reading what I’m saying.

            And, no. Nobody has hijacked my account, but feel free to read all my other comments which I guess are mostly about opera. I’m sorry if that upsets your schematic worldview.

          • Carole

            A te la mala Pasqua! Just kidding.

    • Sally Eckhoff

      But you’re not saying we’re wrong.
      Let’s talk about principles for a sec. Huckabee Sanders defends Trump’s Islamophobic tweets and his racist nonsense about Elizabeth Warren.

      • Greg Freed

        I’m certainly not saying the content is wrong. I’m guessing you assume I’m on the right because I don’t think it’s cool to make of the south a monolithic evil. Well, I’m not. So as a thought experiment, let’s not be like SHS with the totalizing discourse rather than saying “well she’s worse than we are!”

    • Damian L

      I think it’s one of the best headlines (concise and to the point) that I have ever seen concerning her.

    • Donna Mueller

      you are entitled to your opinion-the woman is a piece of shit, and was put there by a piece of shit that sticks his middle finger in every americans face EVERY DAY!

      • Greg Freed

        My opinion of her is the same as yours, as far as I can tell. I just think it’s a mistake to express this by tagging her as a redneck. Some would argue that it’s classist. I get that people are angry; I am, too. I just thought we were better than this.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          There goes Jeff Foxworthy’s career

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Your comment assumes that “the left” considers all people from Arkansas to be rednecks.

      Not so.

      You also assume that everybody who considers Sarah Huckabee Sanders to a horrible, ignorant, evil, manipulative, crazed redneck is from “the left.”

      This gratuitous assumption dilutes your point and taints your otherwise unjustifiable attempt to let Sarah Huckabee Sanders off the hook.

      • Phried Ω

        Please no more taint words about SHS.

      • 3leftwing3

        She’s a anti-intellectual cunt, just like her father. She openly disdains the truth. She openly disdains the press, which is the opposite attitude to what a “press secretary” should have. She works for Trump. Stop expecting anything different.

        • Elisabeth

          Redneck is a bigoted term, full stop. Middle and upper class white progressives betray the values of the left when they use it. Just as we shouldn’t use misogynist slur like c–t to tackle our enemies. It makes leftist women like me not want to be in a movement with people like you. If you are so intellectual, use your words to take on SHS. She deserves a serious takedown. Not this sexist, classist garbage.

          • 3leftwing3

            Sorry I don’t waste my time on ignorant anti-intellectual apologists for a 12 year old president. I didn’t use the term redneck. I did use the word cunt. Much like I might use the word dick to describe someones behavior. If you are upset with these words than I doubt you are on the the left. I do agree she needs a serious takedown. Why don’t you take her down? I’m sure she reads Wonkette.

          • Elisabeth

            Whoa dude. Get right with your feminism – c–t is not acceptable to use in leftist critiques. As you can see from the trolls above – it’s the kind of word the white supremacist, misogynists use. Pick up some bell hooks.

      • Greg Freed

        What are you even talking about? Where did I attempt to let Sarah Huckabee Sanders off the hook? Read my other comments here. She’s reprehensible. I just think it’s tactically a mistake and intellectually sloppy to hang that on an entire region. Is this thing of parroting my language some kind of high school debate trick?

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Nope.

          But SHS is a redneck.

          Calling her one is not an indictment of an entire region.

          Pretending that it is is some kind of high school debating trick.

        • Carole

          I see the problem. You are associating the term “redneck” with the Ozarks and the Appalachians (and probably, by extension, the deep south). But there are huge swaths of rednecks in Wisconsin, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio. Probably Pennsylvania, too, but I’ve never lived there. Yes, redneck is probably a classist term. But it’s important to remember that Ms. Sanders makes something like quadruple the median salary for a 4-person family, and her dad had his hand in either a church collection plate or the public trough all of his adult life. So, to call them rednecks IS unfair — to actual rednecks. The Huckabees had many financial and political privileges, but they nonetheless chose to remain vulgar, crass, and loathsome.

    • JohnBull

      I really didn’t want to see “taint” in an article about this woman. I lost yesterday’s lunch.

    • toughsister

      I am sure that there are plenty of liberal, progressive,educated, cultured, well-rounded people in Arkansas. But the majority of right-wing, ignorant, fundamentalist knuckle-draggers drowns them out.
      A Jay Leno quip: upon learning that a sheriff in Arkansas was indicted for having offered two women to cancel their overdue water bills in exchange for sexual favors, he asked in (mock) wide-eyed amazement: “They have running water in Arkansas?”

      • Greg Freed

        It’s interesting to me that this “well they’re mostly mouth-breathers” thinking never extends to, say, Idaho (59 Trump, 27 Clinton; about the same as Arkansas.) What is it that you accomplish by making this generalization? Because one thing I think you accomplish is alienating swing voters (no, I don’t get them either–I’ve voted as far left as I could my entire adult life) who, like all of us, don’t like being caricatured and condescended to.

        Jay Leno is a darling of the right, by the way, and not who I’d go to for quips. Making jokes about running water in Arkansas is intensely classist.

        • Carole

          There’s a diamond mine in Arkansas, and the hiking around Hot Springs is fun. The people there seemed nice. The Huckabees could live in Maine or somewhere and they’d still be bums and grifters.

    • Pretty sure Evan being from redneckistan himself, is a redneck, and a metric shitton better than rednecks from Arkansas.
      But aside from that, they disdain those coastal elite snowflakes up and down the pike. If they can’t handle redneck, fuck em.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    I guess, for me, the really surprising thing isn’t that she has no shame. I think it’s that she doesn’t know that everyone is onto her that is the truly baffling thing here. Sure she probably knows that the right wing doesn’t give a damn, and is cheering her on, but I’m talking about people with actual souls.

    • CATMAN

      Remember, members of the Trump team are carefully vetted to make sure they have no conscience

    • HarpyLibtart

      Her brother is a dog-murderer and her dad was happy to parole a serial rapist because he said the right Jesus-words in prison…
      Shame is not an emotion anyone in that family has any capacity for.

  • brittany

    The woman can’t even tell the truth about her (alleged) homemade fucking pecan pie!

    • Mehmeisterjr

      She’s a Huckabee. It goes with the territory.

    • I believe she made a pie. Then she eated it.

      • MsEdgyNation

        Nobody can eat just one slice of Crazy Aunt Sarah’s Pee-Can Pie with zesty squirrel fur crust.

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    I asked my husband if to his knowledge it was ever possible to use the word “butch” without sexist or homophobic connotations. He said, In what context? I said, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. He said, ‘No, that’s fucking sexist, and you should be ashamed of yourself’ (and indeed, I was). ‘She’s not butch,: he added. ‘What she is is a ‘thug.’ ‘

    She is such a thug.

    And I hate her. I never used to hate people. But I hate her.

    • Bebecca

      I’m the same but I hate most everyone that has come to light since Trump was elected.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      A lop-eyed thug

    • Husband Of Mrs God

      Lipstick pig?

  • Carole
    • Husband Of Mrs God

      There’s a nice cup of instant karma.

  • Paul V. Spins

    I hope the spawn she squeezed out all spit in her face when she tucks them in bed!

    • Laylla

      Oh god, someone slept with her??!

  • Paul V. Spins

    Oh, and PS to the entire press corp:
    JUST STOP SHOWING UP! Don’t debase yourselves anymore by pretending that you’re doing some kind of “job” by covering this shit-stain’s LIES every day!

    • 3leftwing3

      No no no! They need to show up and have complete disdain for Sarah. They need to return fire.

  • Susie from Philly

    She can’t look at herself in the mirror because she was big black caterpillars on her eyelids.

  • D. Devine

    This is EXCELLENT. It needed to be written.

  • Donna Mueller

    daddy is a pathological liar-raised a blithering fundie eeedjit in them thar hills-attended blithering fundie eeedjit college-opens mouth and nothing but shite spills out. typical delusional fundie eeedjit-lives in own twisted, demented,stunted deplorable reality, like the in-breds that are defending and voting for a serial pedophile for senator from squidbillies country. fuckface von clownsticks clown show.

    • Husband Of Mrs God

      Squidbillies! Would like to see that on Sponge Bob.
      You know, sailors are called squids and I was in the Navy with some hillbillies. Never put it together until now.

  • Everytime I see that woman I think, are they showing Hee Haw reruns again?
    https://78.media.tumblr.com/20441d80c9e84d69ebeaab7842f1a28f/tumblr_n6gy1lF0nx1qfirguo1_250.jpg

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Not reruns. First-run episodes straight from the White House. Live.

    • SAL-ooot!

    • LiberalANDProud

      Junior Samples libel!!

  • Carole
  • SadDemInTex

    Unlike Spicer and unlike Conway Huckabee-Sanders is a true believer in all this vile white supremacy/bigotry. I cannot even call her a Christian as that makes Jesús cry. I’m sure she tortures small helpless furry beasts in her mind as she falls asleep. The TRUE BELIVERS are the scariest.

  • Carole

    Huckabee looks like she has had a stroke. Her face is completely asymetrical. She’s slurring her words.
    She’s putting on more makeup even than usual. It would be irresponsible not to speculate about this.

    • JohnBull

      Biscuits ‘n gravy for every breakfast will eventually do that.

    • toughsister

      That comment is a bit childish.

      • Carole

        No, I seriously think she has had a stroke.

      • Carole

        You are a bit of a tiresome bloviator.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Do you understand where you are?

    • O4FSake

      Yes! And now she’s wearing a cardigan with draperies.

  • Pat_Pending

    It’s disturbing to see what Xtian fundamentalism does to your health. There must be a lovely portrait of Diana Rigg or Helen Mirren or Raquel Welch in her attic.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    I wish that somebody in the Press Room had been quick enough to reply to SHS’s demand for a thing to be thankful about to reply, “I’m grateful that Wayne DuMond is in prison for life, despite your father’s best efforts to continue his career as a serial killer.”

    But nobody ever said the Press Room folk are the sharpest bulbs in the knife drawer.

    • Petunia Cat

      Okey-doke sir, I just read the Wikipedia on Wayne DuMond. Oh my fucking fucking fucking fucking god! (There are no swears left that are strong enough for the kind of shit that keeps happening)

      Here it is if anybody wants to read about Wayne DuMond, the serial killer rapist who Governor Mike Huckabee pushed hard to have a releases from prison. DuMond was, then turned from raping to rape-murders. 😳

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_DuMond

  • Walter Wellstone

    I honestly don’t know how she can live with herself. Who knows? Perhaps she weeps uncontrollably when she’s all by herself in the bathroom.

    • TundraGrifter

      Well, nobody is making her look at herself in the mirror.

      • Petunia Cat

        Nobody, like a cosmetician who would tell her that that dark purple bruise eyeshadow is for Goths. Yes this is the least important thing about the horrible Huckabee Sanders creature and her constant lying and diminishing of the importance of important ghastly things. But the horrible eyeshadow is just very distracting. 😝 👁‍🗨

    • $$$$$

      • Walter Wellstone

        I doubt it. The Press Secretary makes about $180k. That’s nothing in the scale of for how much a person would sell their soul. I think she’s just fucking evil.

    • Laylla

      Somehow I doubt that. Not even sure this creature possesses a soul. Besides she has more than likely convinced herself she is telling the truth.

  • toughsister

    I disagree with Evan Hurst’s vulgarity about that worthless, unredeemable daughter of an even more worthless piece of ****. She’s thoroughly despicable, as are all professional liars, but Mr. Hurst should’ve expressed his contempt (which I readily share) in more sober and dignified words.

    • Zen Diesel

      Sometimes there are situations where vulgar is a necessary avenue.

    • idiotboy

      Was a bit disappointed. I think that Mr. Hurst kinda held back.
      Dignity is not what our situation is leaning towards.

    • dieselox

      Sobriety aside, the words used are exactly as dignified as the story requires. I would have used more body fluids, more heinous acts with diseased farm animals, and a third really disgusting thing I haven’t even thought of yet.

      • ….scrapple?

      • Jamoche

        Clippy?

      • Carole

        Earwax?

      • Linda Dishman Pelz

        body cavity discharge of some sort?

    • Obligatory: Shit yeah, I fucking hate it when these codswallowers use naughty words!

      • WIDTAP

        Fucking shit, no shit yeah!

      • Carole

        I restrained myself. My original response had an f-bomb preceding each and every noun.

      • Laylla

        Fuckin’ A man!

    • Jamoche

      There are sites for sober and dignified reactions. This is where we go when that doesn’t suffice.

    • Carole

      Oh my God. If you want to give people a sermon, then open your own church and make yourself the minister. What a tiresome blowhard.

    • Laylla
    • Ill-Advised

      Well, fuck that shit. I need some Anglo-Saxon to fumigate when these prolix people promulgate multisyllabic self-contradictory statements that are themselves contraindicated by facts, and, increasingly, by evidence. I can get positively sacerdotal on the subject, but fuck that shit, too.

  • toughsister

    I read the Wikipedia article on Sarah Huckabee Sanders. From it, and the university (actually a 4-year baptist college) she graduated from, she has had a life of uniform Republican mediocrity. Somehow, I wasn’t surprised.

  • TundraGrifter

    Seems like less than 6 months ago when she was promoting a video that proved to be fake and when asked about it she said it really didn’t make any difference whether it was real or not – the intent was to “start the conversation.”

    Does anyone else remember this?

    • Petunia Cat

      No. But then my brain has long since turned to onion dip. Trump Horror Mega Stress Syndrome/Onion Dip Syndrome. 🤤

    • Tragic Typos

      I don’t remember that. But I do, from time to time, wonder how Pickle is doing these days.

  • The Rick

    Trump knows Flynn is talking and all of this lashing out is because Trump’s ship is sinking.

    • Laylla

      It needs to sink faster.

      • WannabeTraveler

        And faster and faster and faster and much faster.

  • Maybe

    I assume she is referring the threat of one Dutch boy beating up another Dutch boy.

    • Petunia Cat

      #DutchOnDutchViolence 😱

    • From Russia with Love

      Lots of good reasons to hate Dutch people. The thing I really hate about them is they have more freedom than Americans do.

  • Cat Cafe

    No, no, no. The “threat” that keeps the president shitting his Depends at night (allegedly) is the mere existence of PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT LIKE HIM. It’s so much worse than if he even WAS a Muslim-hater. He is spewing dangerous, deadly, heinous, genocidal shit-talk JUST SO HE CAN GET A FEW CHEERS SOMEWHERE FROM SOMEONE, AND HAVE HIS FEE-FEES BE SOOTHED, for two fucking seconds. He literally doesn’t give a shit about anything or anyone outside of himself and his bottomless abyss of neediness. A malign narcissist.

    • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

      And a stoopid one at that. If he did things that actually helped people he would be genuinely admired by many more people as, say, some previous presidents are. But NOOOOOO! He has to be a spiteful, little child about everything.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    How can she look in the mirror every day and say, ‘I am doing the right thing for the American people?’

    Mika assumes. against all evidence, that Sarah is capable of seeing her reflection in a mirror.

    Satan’s vampires don’t roll that way.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Fucking potato sack with pearls……….does she still fuck her father? Asking for a friend.

  • Iam Reading

    She can’t even be honest about the fact that she didn’t photograph the alleged pie she allegedly baked.

  • Alternative Dog

    I love it when Evan gets mad about a thing. His colorful vocabulary makes me laugh and helps me release my pent-up anxiety over these assholes.

  • Shaydee

    Time for another heartwarming, honest from the heartland letter to arrive on Sarah’s podium from ‘Pickle.’

  • Beelzebubba

    Warms my heart to see the first White House miscreant wearing orange. I do hope it’s the beginning of a trend.

  • guest1331now

    Redneck libelz. Lots of rednecks are fundamentally honest, self-respecting people who will chase you down to give you back your dollar you dropped–some of my family are that kind of rednecks. SarahHS is the scum that bubbles up when you cook scum.

    • Bangkok Taxi

      True words.

  • fawkedifiknow

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks and sounds EXACTLY like you would imagine a person would look and sound like if Mike Huckabee had a child.

    • Amanda Turner

      I think it’s Mike Huckabee in drag

    • Hiptobesquare

      Comment of the Day!

  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    I would love for Jesus to take a pissy tone with Sarah Colonel Sanders, or whateverthefuck her name is.

    Now, we sing: Jesus take a pissy tone, do dah, do dah…

  • omightyisis

    This made my day. Thank you.

  • Moar Wordz

    Shuckster ? I KNEW those pearls were real this time !

    • From Russia with Love

      The only pearl necklace she’ll ever get.

  • Guest Liberal

    I didn’t know a woman could be called a motherfucker.

    • From Russia with Love

      You assume she’s female?

      • Bangkok Taxi

        More of an it than anything else.
        Careful though, when it comes into Estrus or Musth, all warm blooded creatures are in mortal danger.

        • doktorzoom

          Jesus, people. How can people claim to be progressives and then say shit like this? See replies to others, above, and KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF, PLEASE.

          — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • Guest Liberal

        You have evidence to the contrary you’d like to share maybe? OF COURSE she’s a female…a freakish, tRump oath-taking serial liar with two x chromosomes. It’s not the first time this mutation has occurred.

      • doktorzoom

        While it’s not in the official rules, we don’t do “——– is a dude” jokes here, because they’re insulting to trans people. The entire premise of the joke is that there’s something wrong or shameful about being trans, and that is not OK here. I usually have to say this about Ann Coulter, but it applies here, too.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

        • From Russia with Love

          Perdóname.

    • Debmcd

      Who said Suckabee is a woman? It’s the lipstick right?

      • doktorzoom

        I usually have to say this about Ann Coulter, but it applies here, too:

        While it’s not in the official rules, we don’t do “——– is a dude” jokes here, because they’re insulting to trans people. The entire premise of the joke is that there’s something wrong or shameful about being trans, and that is not OK here.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • From Russia with Love

    “Go fuck yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you debased redneck motherfucker.”

    I guess that rule about not saying “fuck” in the headline has withered away. Unusual methods for unusual times, I guess.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Well, it’s not so much a rule…

      • mardam422

        Kind of a guideline, really. No even a guideline. More of a pattern, like a custom. Not quite a custom, maybe more of a bent, or a wont.

    • doktorzoom

      We tossed that rule last year when we stopped taking ads. No advertisers’ delicate sensibilities to worry about.

      • From Russia with Love

        Just in time!

  • Bangkok Taxi

    “PUS-FILLED WHITE TRASH SCAB ON THE TINY DICK OF DONALD TRUMP’S
    HUMANITY?”

    Fine work there Mr. Hurst. Nuanced, precise.
    Yesterday’s “ vat of cold cat smegma” is still a high water mark though IMHO

    Is it a tablecloth or a laundry bag she keeps draping over her bloated carcass?
    Maybe it’s and Edgar or “eggar” suit from one of the MIB movies.
    I think is is an Edgar suit.

    Keep up the good work.

    • From Russia with Love

      Ugly British curtains.

    • Rickyphoo

      Now that you mention it, she does bear a resemblance to Edgar.

  • Vacuous Virgina

    “How can she look in the mirror every day and say, ‘I am doing the right thing for the American people?’”

    Irony meter broken, Mika 😲😲😲

    • rocktonsam

      A lack of mirrors in both houses, probably.

  • RevengeOfSmot

    The truth of the matter is that you don’t know that she didn’t kill a dog this week, and I for one, wouldn’t put it past her…

    • Debmcd

      Well darn it, she was hungry.

      • Linda Dishman Pelz

        ‘Well Dang it She was HONGRY”. There, I fixed it for you.

    • M.A. Uphaw

      The Fact that you put a pic of the American Flag upside down depicting distress on a ship is a disrespectful shitty thing to do. I saluted, wore and served the U.S. flag for 22 years.

  • doggiedaddy
  • Johnny Appleseed

    She must go through quite a few mirrors (on the wall)!

    I wouldn’t fuck that with a stolen dick.

    • M.A. Uphaw

      Do you even have one?

    • FlotsamSam

      But you’d fuck yourself with that stolen dick.

  • JackLinks

    Sarah let’s talk about Elizabeth Warren, first read the following and click on any highlighted words found in the following!

    Did Elizabeth Warren Lie About Her Native American Heritage to Land a Job at Harvard?
    Memes assert that Senator Elizabeth Warren lives in a multi-million-dollar mansion and relied on scant Native American heritage claims to land a job at Harvard.

    https://www.snopes.com/politics/politicians/warren.asp

    Now for a personal question, Where did you purchase that shower curtain you’re wrapped up in?

    • jim

      Haha!!! Snopes!!!! What a joke.

      • JackLinks

        Jim, go look in the mirror if you want to see a real frigging joke!

        • jim

          Ahhhh did you get “triggered” big boy?

  • rocktonsam

    Spicer is looking like the smartest guy ever.
    Be safe.

  • trembler

    That was kind to her …. everybody in hell is waiting for Sarah to join and take her rightful place next to Satan, they’ll have so much fun down there

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Her father never had a problem with lying to score political points, because he’s such a good Christian, so why should she? I don’t think these people have ever read the Bible.

  • Kgprophet

    Sanders and Trump constantly complaining about all the Fake News (hey Trump even claims to have come up with the term). Yet it’s OK for the White House to push Fake News about muslims. DON”T let their twisted logic stop you from rejecting the lies they are slinging.

  • KenTFM

    “Debased Redneck Motherfucker”

    Evan, with apologies, I’m telling you right now that I am using that rhetorical gem. I am so stealing that

  • Annie

    Well aren’t you all a bunch of little, catty, misogynists b*tches. Especially ol’ Evan up there. What’s the matter Evan, mommy issues?

    • Andrea Jacobsen

      Lady, I don’t think that word means what you think it means. You’re not a misogynist if you call an idiot and idiot. Huckabee is an utter lying idiot. She does not get to be pardoned from her moronic behavior because she is a woman. That isn’t how equality works, Annie.

      • Debmcd

        yeah, and guess who pays her salary.

        • Andrea Jacobsen

          I know this one!!! Ummmm…. The Derp in Chief, right? Wait, I just insulted a man so that means I hate all men and I am an evil feminist Nazi now, right? Ohhh!! And I am also a lesbian, so I am hitting this one out of the park!

          I get a toaster oven or something. Who do I send my mailing address to?

    • John Brown

      She is vilified because she is a female supporting Trump. Feminists and leftists hate her and others who are conservative regardless of their sex or race – i.e. Clarence Thomas, Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson…..

    • Linda Dishman Pelz

      Annie – isn’t there some I-wanna-dig-up-Phyllis-Schlafly’s-grave-and-fuck-her-dead-old-mean-spirited-ass blog where you should be posting? Why the fuck are you reading Wonkette?

  • Debmcd

    Like I keep saying. Somebody put lipstick on that pig and told her it made her human. Hey Suckabee, it doesn’t.

    • FlotsamSam

      STFU, bitchtits.

  • Cranky Man

    Well, her Daddy, good ol boy Huckabee, swore the oath of office, then repeatedly said the Bible is the highest authority for laws. How can we expect her to be a rational, educated, compassionate and truthful person with parents like that.

  • cgray

    Ah, so many arrogant, power tripping leftists on this thread. Such a shame your police state fantasies will never, ever come true.

    • doktorzoom

      Gosh, that’s a cogent critique of this article.

      Wonkette: SHS is lying

      You: POLICE STATE!

      • Ray in VT

        But Obama something something ;)

        • William

          …and Benghazi, emails, birth certificates.

          • Ray in VT

            Don’t forget pizza place conspiracies, body farm, SOCIALISM!!!!

      • William
      • cgray

        Son, the subject matter is irrelevant. My comment was 100% accurate, and you know it. You left wing fanatics will settle for nothing less than a full blown Democrat Party police state, and you’ll never live to see it. Absolutely hilarious.

    • earinsound

      Missed the point entirely…no surprise, chuckleheaded Dump supporter

      • cgray

        Your police state fantasy IS the point. And it’s absolutely hilarious that you’ll never live to see it.

    • William

      “Ah”, followed by bumper sticker phraseology smacks of mother Russia troll factory Da? May I suggest another occupation? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/51abc5adf09079bc5083fb12d8cf762ad6d6ec32f1ab5d03ba4de23bf884b69c.jpg May

      • cgray

        RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA. HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry Hillary lost, Democrat. HAHAHAHAHAHA

      • M.A. Uphaw

        I just retired from the Army. Being that I already dodged mines could you suggest another occupation?
        Thanks,
        SFC Upshaw
        U.S. Army (retired)

        • William

          and I retired from the Navy. I believe I was addressing the troll, and not you, but thanks for your concern.

    • lyn5

      Call them hate supremacists.

  • Joseph Stans

    Sarah: grooming tip, Don’t just grab the first table cloth you see hanging on the fence and throw it around your shoulders. You have an image now that you are working for certified half wit.

  • K-turn

    Let’s not forget this much: We knew all along that Mike Huckabee’s alleged Christian belief was just a line-item on his political resume, so the fact that he has raised a daughter who routinely violates the ninth commandment (you know, the one about not bearing false witness) tells you something.

  • Susan Brown Turner

    Disgusting things to put to print.

  • Carl Fales

    Crap like this is how you wound up with President Trump in the first place….so by all means, keep it up…..

  • Michael Keen

    Hell I thought the article was written by a chick. Close a liberal bitch

  • John Brown

    People are quick to throw out labels like white supremacist, islamaphobic, homophobic, misogynist, etc., because people don’t fall in line with the progressive/leftist world view. This “article” is proof that many leftists are haters and bullies and often suffer from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

  • brian

    hahhahahahha , i have never heard of this Wonkette before, obvioulsy a very successful endeavor.

    • jim

      It should be “Wonka” as in fantasy , because that’s the world that asshats like this “editor” live in.

  • Mike Kszaszcz

    Trump 2020.

  • Henry Matusek

    Your mom must be so proud.

    • Akat

      If I were Evan’s mom, I couldn’t be more proud. Bye now.

  • Bob McCormack

    Typical. Every time Liberals are losing they always resort to name calling. Shows the intellect we are dealing with. Trigger! Every liberal response to this will make my point.

    • IQdaRadical Thinker

      Aw poor baby…did you run out of meth again?

  • LieutenantSword

    Dude has one seriously sore vagina.

  • Terry Ford

    Hurst, go fuck yourself !! You and any one that agrees with you are sick, beyond help !!

  • Russell Berryman

    Evan Hurst the difference in Trump and Hitler is that Trump isn’t going to build ovens and gas and incinerate 6 million people. The putrid filth that spills out of your mouth reminds me of what comes out of an asshole you pus filled boil on the ass of a pig.

  • Mike Ruefer

    Hey Hurst you better hope I ever see your liberal wimpy ass.. You are what’s wrong with this country today.. Trump is right in his tweets.. Islam is EVIL.. my friend is a federal agent and he had to read Quran for work.. I also read that evil book of trash.. Remember 9/11 you scumbags?!? You have no idea what or who your dealing with..

  • doktorzoom

    Hey, kids, look like the readers of the nine paid staffers at Twitchy have found us!

    • Akat

      Ohhh. I thought Wonkette was suddenly main stream, which would be okay with me! As long as you were still moderating.

    • Resistor Radio

      I’m not seeing much of a familiarity with the English language… what time is it in St. Petersburg?

  • Evan – Sarah will probably kick your stupid lefty mother F******ng A$$ so you better hide your wimpy beta kuk face unless you want it bent sideways.

  • Stacy Maydew

    Nice of you to start campaigning so early for Trump 2020! Because you know, this is how you get Trump 2020.

    • gingerland62

      Not happening.

      • Sharon Oberritter

        You wish gingerland62

      • Edward D Hutchinson

        You said that the first time and look who’s President :)

        • gingerland62

          Actually I was screaming to the Bernie Bros that he was going to win.

        • gingerland62

          Now hes shown himself to be the incompetent, deranged, ignorant racist that the majority of Americans recognized and voted against. That should peel off about 2/3 of his votes.

      • Raptor Keeper MAGA !

        It’s happening as we speak. You can’t stop it.

        Remember that in 2020 when you are crying and screaming at the sky.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dfcb40e1e131d1d7e1224d5978700646e81fa3ba6b625aae9610a3f54f06c736.jpg

  • Wang Bu

    Hey Hurst, your webshit needs to be renamed as wankette.com. I don’t believe people can endure reading your article as ugly as your mouth.

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    “We, too, are worried about Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s children and what they’re learning from the example their mother sets.”

    She is a Mormon hate cultist, THAT is what these filthy Christian Republican piles of shit do to their kids, brings them up thinking they hate gods that hate brown people and hate gay people.

    Religion is filthy.

  • jeff Tauscher

    Hey Hurst go do your mommy. You know she needs it. And Fu*k you. Definitly a women hater

  • Russel Brockmeier

    You are such an idiot. Your sewer mouth (or keyboard) absolutely nullifies any possible point you could make, which from the looks of it, is none.

  • Zepp lin

    You fucking stupid motherfucker!! You piece of shit scumbags! You think throwing insults on someone makes you right you dick-less maggot! Go crawl back under the rock you crawled out of! Leftist cool-aid drinking cock sucker! Are you outraged about the Muslim’s in North Africa selling woman and children as sex slaves in open markets for a couple of hundred dollars? Cutting open and selling young African males organs on the black market? Gang raping of little girls until they DIE!! The genocide against all Christians wherever ISIS has taken control? Why does a video of what they really do when they take control of an area upset you so much you fuckin pussy?? Get a fucking clue ASSHOLE!!

  • rightyb

    i think hating such an amazing kind smart woman tells more about the hater than her.

    trump derangement syndrome is the best thing since sliced bread.

    shes the best.

    you wish you were half the woman she is.

    • Resistor Radio

      Trump Derangement Syndrome doesn’t mean what you think it means.

      • rightyb

        and kneeling during the national anthem has nothing to do with disrespecting the flag and military. yeah i know libtard

    • rebpatgrl

      when she tweeted that Christmas came early over cnn announcing it would not attend the WH Christmas party that was some amazing stuff. she took that sh*t to them hard.

      • rightyb

        these people are evil and deserve it. obama we knew what he was. its the media that hides things and picks sides. once there is no media its all over.

        and there aint no media!

  • mbutler91c

    You are a worthless POS. I hope whatever you are wishing upon Ms. Sanders comes back to you 100 fold.

  • Michael Dunn

    You do realize that, with every unhinged rant, you total whackjobs get farther and farther away from ever winning another national election, right? Carry on.

  • Hoyt Adams Jones

    Evan (Butt) Hurts apparently
    Do you !@#$ your Daddy with that mouth?
    The whine is strong in you my boy. LOL

  • MnM

    Wow someone got triggered. Good thing this isn’t actual suppose to be journalism.

  • Crazy48

    Sorry you feel this way Mr. Hurst. Probably should have found a better way to express it

  • Bite Me

    Hurst has taken too many drugs……….

  • Greg Starr

    Wonkette – the limp-wristed handjob of journalism.

  • Akat

    What’s with the trolls coming to visit?

    • Jay

      “Trolls” You mean individuals with actually arguments and not ones attacking a female spokesperson with belittling childish immature name calling? (Like this writer)

      • doktorzoom

        Heh. Please look at the comments immediately before and after this (“you can go fuck yourself you little punk ass bitch” and “Wonkette – the limp-wristed handjob of journalism”) and explicate the “actually arguments” contained therein. Please note their major and minor premises and supporting evidence. Then, please do enlighten us about how mature they are.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator, putting his Rhetoric degree to good use.

        • Resistor Radio

          Damn, Dok just got all rhetoricsy and communicationsy. I’m too dumb to follow but glad ya did it anyway. :)

  • Rickie Matthews

    you can go fuck yourself you little punk ass bitch

  • Maaku the Pirate King

    Evan, oh you poor princess… ! Are you upset..? Who changes your dirty diapers..?
    Do you prefer Pampers or cotton..?
    Fcking Liberal Idiot

  • ttmm7

    Evan Hurst, “senior editor of ‘Wonkette”….ROFLMAO…What a lame-assed weasel. And look…Evan is pouting because a girl is the White House spokesperson while nobody knows who he is, and nobody cares.

  • Nat Mcfilthy
  • Wealth Management

    Very Cuba way at looking forward to raising the flag where you think is the way to speak out on a concept that make this world look at the mind you think you belong to . Thank you

    • Wealth Management

      Wonkette is a danger to this country . Racist crazy writers !

  • The Global Elitist Cabal

    So very much stupid

  • frankdavis

    Wow, you are a bitter tool. Yeah its all about you. Idiot.

  • Michael H Lauro II

    What a Tard you are Even. However, keep up the good work! This is exactly how Republicans will keep winning and Trump re-elected! This shit is exactly why Donald Trump won. Together with you baby whiners, and the Republicans we will keep making America great again!

  • Wealth Management

    PS , Do you think you are helping the things you think you belong to or do you think you are in charge of the people that are suffering and someone should be in charge who will blow up the country so people will suffer and die in a world where there is no hope which I believe that’s the world you belong to or is it a ego crazy way forgetting where you belong . Empty minds confuse me .

    • Wealth Management

      I’m writing crazy cause Wonkette is crazy .

  • Genesis 11:9

    Or, why the Left won’t win a Presidential election for the remainder of the 21’st century. . . .

    • Paul

      Tell me about the bible. Is it all true? Is it the infallible word of god? Especially tell me all about your favorite book Genesis. Why does Genesis 2 directly contradict Genesis 1 TWICE!! That story belies itself by the second page. TWICE.

      Yet you have total faith in that just like you have total faith in all the other lies you are being told.

      I know you don’t dare answer me, but if you do, my next question will be about the Council of Nicea so bone up on your history. I’m waiting.

      • Genesis 11:9

        You actually know nothing whatsoever about what I may believe. Are you even remotely aware of that reality? Are you truly incapable of appreciating what is, in fact, a purely literary allusion? Do you have any idea of how incredibly cliche you sound? Lastly, since you seem so schooled on all things Christian, especially that religion’s apparent contradictions, perhaps you can explain why leftist flakes like yourself continue to make the very same logical errors?

  • Joshua Hammond Sox

    I dont quite understand what world you live in. You guys are running around talking about the sky is falling. Meanwhile unemployment is at record lows, gdp is up, market just posted 34k, black friday was record breaking online and up in recent years on location, illegal immigration is down, attorney general has incarcerated many fraudsters, and is eradicating gangs, isis is in full retreat, I dont really understand what you mean. lizzy warren is pocahontas, merely pretending to be indian to advance your career is the issue yet you dance around it and mock trump for calling her bitch ass card. you people are fucking lunatics. we will never give power back to the likes of you. go have a wah burger with those cries. tfoh

    • Jay

      OMG this was perfectly said. The thing is though, they have no self reflection and will never heed to your truths.

  • CityDweller71

    This screed is a perfect example of why we must never allow the Left to seize the reins of power in our nation again; they are dangerously unhinged.

  • Cory O’Neil

    Chief editor of a fake news site. You’re mommy must be proud. (Psst, she’s got something you’ll never have, and that is class)

    • janecita

      Dumb ass, learn to write, “your mommy” isn’t proud of you.

      • Cory O’Neil

        That’s it? That is all you got? Well, I’ll chalk up a win for you! Please step to the left for your participation trophy. kthxbye!

  • Maaku the Pirate King

    Evan, stop playing with your gerbil and come up out of the basement.
    Your mommy knows your upset and made your favourite dinner for you

  • Simon

    They have power, you don’t. Bad luck, suck it up! hahah.

  • Ignacious

    If it isn’t perversion it’s pathological TDS among liberal whack jobs like this. Trump’s win certainly destabilized and outed the vermin for what lies beneath their ultra-thin veneers.

  • LawrenceMeyers

    The extent of your meltdown is hilarious. Please keep these articles coming. They demonstrate your misogyny brilliantly, as well.

  • sliml jim

    each day another of your glorious predator leaders goes down for weenee waving; deplorables own 65% of the elected govt seats in the country– and this is the best you can do?? TRUMP owns you girly-boy.. hahahah!! who’s your daddy?? MAGA..

  • Bill Kristollnacht

    Of course the writer is a Jew.

    I think Evan would look great in some Striped Pajamas. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/393abf21e846fa1a061881fd69764f6d726ba14d7adfbfab7718060a49d7dcc8.jpg

  • THAT person is pathologically sick. Chief editor? More like chief, cook, and bottle washer, meaning this is all his show, and so, he can say whatever he wants. However, Trump and Sanders supporters have a lot of class and common sense. He won’t be taken seriously by anyone, and if he is, it’s not the kind of following that has any real power any longer.

    • Edith Prickly

      Are you high?

  • Eugene L Palmer

    You’re an ignorant uneducated pos! Your momma should have swallowed you! This redneck would love to stomp your pathetic liberal ass!

    • rebpatgrl

      “your mama should have swallowed you.” gold.

      • Resistor Radio

        Such a common American phrase.

  • Thomas A. Hennigan

    Shakespeare had a good response to slandering a lady: “You are a villain. I jest not. I will make it good how you dare, with what you dare, and when you dare.”

  • Dutch NotreDame

    Oh, God. You’re on the rag again and can’t find your favorite crammers.

    Just toke up and crawl into the tub for the week and stop taking it out on us.

    • doktorzoom

      Yeah, sorry for making you come to our website like this. It really was unfair of us.

  • THE JAYDOLF 9000

    I thought that pedophiles(Clinton,Biden,liberals) are the scourge of the earth… A plague, A diseased pariah…
    Then I found out about Evan and Wonkette….
    Evan deserves to dragged into the street and shot in the head at point blank range…
    Along with his liberal messiahs!!
    All liberals deserve a horrible fiery death.
    Evan you are trash,pure liberal trash,an oxygen thief.
    You dare quote Jesus,then in the same sentence use that kind of third grade d minus affirmative action ghetto trash language..??
    You are the epitome of pathetic,you faggoty queerdo are the slime between dog crap and the ground..
    I pray to everything that we get to see you executed on the street like the garbage you are..

  • Cheeto Libre

    TRIGGERED!

  • Sharon Cooper

    I’m thinking it’s actually the same troll over and over.

    And that thought makes me sad. Because how pathetic is your life when it’s come to sockpuppeting and trolling one comment section THAT MUCH?

    Oh, sweetie, I’d totally give you a hug if I could actually bear to touch you.

    • Resistor Radio

      Yeah, these are fairly weak. Interesting compare and contrast, however, with the “shut up, Libs, Trump isn’t putting anyone in gas chambers” and the “Evan would look good in striped pajamas” one. :/

  • Azarkhan

    Someone clearly needs psychiatric care, and it’s not Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

  • Corey Hogan

    LOL triggggggerrrred. What a joke.

  • rr_nyc

    LOL, Writer is a deranged loser who has “issues.”

    My hope is he kills himself and ends his painful life once and for all.

    He should do it to feel better.

    • doktorzoom

      And We’ll know you are Christians by your love, by your love

      And we’ll know you are Christians by your love.

  • TLMaddox

    Somebody needs some therapy and have his mouth washed out with Clorox. By the way, the South thinks you’ve got a bad case of Eunuch Flashback.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Turgid Love Muscle, is that you? It is you, isn’t it?!

    • Resistor Radio

      What does that even mean?

  • Rex Thorne

    You triggered a lot of Trumpkin snowflakes with this one.

    • MJRAWL

      F*** You too!

    • Rick Phillips

      Snowflakes are Demonrats not Trumpkins. Idiot!

  • Dencal26

    I love watching Sarah set off the left wing nuts like Wonkette.

    • Rick Phillips

      Because you are a wanker.

  • MJRAWL

    Would love to come to his house and sit down and have a “chat” with him.

  • Marvin Newman

    Dude any relationship between you and the South is purely coincidental. The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg. Low life POS!

  • It’s okay to be White

    What a dooooochey writer and website.

    This is what we do to people like you.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec32d417461501cfdb450e94b56d44666e8034ee6c397d2b915b902fd887a52a.jpg

  • Jonathan

    This writer is ugly, stupid and boring…. Not a good mix

  • Tracksuit Al

    Haha, liberals are so unhappy.

  • chrisdeitz

    Senior Editor of Wonkette. Wow! There’s an achievement.

  • Thomas Mastri

    keep ’em comin’, every time a vein burst in your head, a new Trump voter gets wings! BTW , I hear squirrels are delicious, I hope I get my chance try sometime

    • fredt38

      Squirrel gravy and biscuits cooked over campfire. Right up there with prime rib. Go to shoot a squirrel and Chow Down.

  • Darla McGahan

    What a low life, poor excuse of human being . All your hate and rage is not becoming of you at all. And you are attacking a woman. Do you hate women? You must be a misogynists. You are taking up way to much oxygen and space. Nasty little man. Crawl back under the rock that you once came from. No mother could ever love a mouth like you.

    • Edith Prickly

      Oh Darla, when did you become so bitter? Did Alfalfa start coming home late, smelling of whiskey and some other woman’s perfume? Did he just turn over and pull the covers over his head when you started warbling “I”m In The Mood For Love”? It’s sad to see that you’ve fallen so far.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Darla? No, no, remember she was never the same after Angel got his soul back. So I guess she went to work for the alt- right. Being a soulless vampire and all…

  • Rick Phillips

    You should call this site wankette because you are a wanker. This site is pretty stupid too. What a piece of shit!

  • Mike E. Cooney

    Sick, pathetic lieral heathen assholes like this punk have the same worth to society as a bucket of infected pus from its std’s…..one nancyboy poof if there ever was one

    • C4TWOMAN

      Evan will be very hurt to read that.
      And by hurt, I mean he’ll be laughing his ass off…

      • Lick M. Dick

        No doubt-all slimy liberal misogynist creeps act like the cowards all liberal snake handlers are asshole.Phweeeeeeew-is that your cunt that reeks like a sewer whore? DOUCHE once in a while skunk

        • C4TWOMAN

          Ye God’s, you lot still here?
          You know we beat the last Nazis in WWII… we’ll beat you again, bitches.
          NO PASARAN

          • David Chaillou

            He’s nice, isn’t he? Says he’s a Christian too. That’s the first time I meet a Christian who likes to be called Lick M. Dick, must be one of those Southern Protestant things you have in the US.

    • Edith Prickly
  • LCMB

    Never heard of Wonkette before today. Now I know why. What is the point of this website? A blog for expressing angst? How simple and boring.

    • Edith Prickly

      Don’t let the door hit your ass when you leave.

  • joe2171

    Another great example not only of why Donald Trump got elected, but why he will get re-elected…

  • Max Villar

    Evan, go to hell. You have no literary skills and your brain is obviously diseased.

  • Viktor Berg

    Evan, thank you for this article and for expressing so succinctly what the overwhelming majority of Americans feel every day. Sarah is the perfect dotardian spokesperson for this treasonous criminal anti-American administration led by the orange fuhrer. Every time she opens her lying redneck mouth, you can see how truth literally dies in herlifeless eyes. I never thought I would see rabid Fascism in the White House, yet this is what we have now, completely orwellian craziness.

    • ICU

      You…brain dead troll. gth

    • libsmakemelaugh

      How was your sex change, kaitlyn?

  • ICU

    The world will be a better place when you die Evan. And if I were you, you deranged moron, I wouldn’t worry so much what Jesus will say to Sanders, as to what he’ll say to you. You’re not worthy to be the gum stuck on the bottom of sanders shoe. Btw, never heard of you.

  • Snowflake’s heads exploding, how fun to watch LOL. I love the way Sara trivializes so many liberal arguments. The measure or your hate for her evan is also a measure of her success. This is your 8 years in the barrel, we just got through ours !

  • fredt38

    Great journalism there dickhead.

  • Jennifer Frommelt Goehring

    Wow. So a profanity-laced vocabulary is what passes as journalism now? So much for the party of Tolerance! I think it’s sad, yet humorous, how you and your ilk don’t see the hypocrisy in things like this! But please, go on with your abusive language and potty mouth because we on the right think it’s absolutely hilarious! It also means that no one takes you seriously! Just sad. I’m sure that college education has really paid off for you!

    • C4TWOMAN

      Concern Troll is very CONCERNED.
      Please tell us more.
      And remember “less is more”.

      • JonJ31070

        Another silly little liberal. You do realize that we laugh at people like you and Evan Hurst daily.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Dude you didn’t even know about him until twitchy told you. Then like good little dumb soldiers you ran over here to whine because Evan used profanity in the headline. OMG a bad word!!
          Sokay… just take a valium and I’ll fetch you some smelling salts, sweetie.

        • Edith Prickly

          Knock yourself out, sunshine.

        • George

          Evan Hurst is aiming for laughs. You’ll make his day, I’m thinking.

    • Edith Prickly

      Oh mah stars and garters, so much PRO-FAN-ITY! Mah pure little heart is going a-pitty pat and I have done clutched mah pearls into powder, I am so offended!! Please kind suh, escort me to the fainting couch…

    • George

      Why is everything, “just sad” to you people? Is that, like, the height of right-wing wit or something? Why is creative trolling only a thing liberals can do well? For that matter, why is a command of basic sentence structure a thing beyond the reach of conservatives not named William F Buckley?

      I mean it. Please respond. This is a real question.

      • javadavis

        And again with the business about tolerance. Why do these folks think that ‘tolerance’ means you cannot object or do anything when vile crap is happening?

        • George

          Well, to be fair, they only have a problem with our supposed lack of tolerance when the vile crap is rolling out of their camp…which is most of the time actually.

  • Wilhelm von Mayer

    Evan, your hate and bigotry does belong in modern society. Hope you did not procreate, as we don’t need future generations with your left wing radical views.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I heard there was a Troll buffet around here?
    *cracks knuckles finger on tiny phone*

  • tallron

    Evan, ingest feces and expire. please!

  • JonJ31070

    Evan was picked on as a child and grew up to be a silly little liberal. Typical nonsense from a 3rd rate “journalist” that is so bad that he writes for an unknown website, Pathetic.

    • Nuclearian

      Oh leave him alone. IT lives in his mommies basement, licking the crotch of his Cankles Blow up doll.

  • Fred Hord

    Sick demented man. Sorry for your misfortune.
    You might feel better in 7 years, however I doubt it. We will rebuild, you will be discriminated.

  • Criticus Rex

    You miserable, pathetic excuse for a writer. Can’t believe you get paid for this horse crap. Die.

    • Edith Prickly

      You first.

      • Maven of Common Sense

        Chill out snowflake – you’ll melt.

  • Mike Ross

    It’s great to see the loons losing to the extent they become as hysterical as this worthless clown. They will be in the shade for decades to come.

  • C4TWOMAN
  • Joe

    Did you forget to take your meds?

  • Keith Owen

    Every time a snowflake melts like this someone gets a laugh.

  • Maven of Common Sense

    Snowflake obscene meltdown. Get a grip – you have seven more years of Trump – pace your stupidity.

  • readytogo2012

    Obviously, you are not qualified as a journalist. Your vocabulary is way too limited. Wherever you live, stay there and refrain from inflicting your mental illness on the rest of the country.

    • Edith Prickly

      Everyone’s a critic.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Now usually I’m not one to go on about ablism, as I think that should be reserved for when disabled and mentally I’ll people are actually target of violence, not just because someone says “crazy’.

      But you are trivializing people with mental illness when you imply anyone is mentally ill just because they disagree with you.

      I’m sure your mother would be proud.

  • Well, “THEY” were Correct …

    The PURE boatloads of anti-factual, diss-informational (intentional on the double “s” in diss, in case you don’t “get it”), fully propagandized Trump / Huckabee Derangement Syndrome is in FULL FORCE in your attempt at an “article.”

    I chuckled most of the way through it, wondering if you were REALLY expecting anyone to take you seriously; or that you were just writing as a failed attempt at a “comedy” piece, given the complete lack of ACTUAL humor in so much “comedy” now-a-days, such as Saturday Night Live, Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, with the vile lies & hate they spew, and You are emulating so perfectly well.

    I suppose there are a few lonely souls out there who MIGHT appreciate your amateurs’ attempts at comedy, such as the SJW Day-Care Snowflakes out there who cannot understand the meaning of the words “Electoral College,” nor the very concept, and that it was designed to keep people like YOU and Your Friends (if you have any) from getting too much power in this country.

    But I must admit, you did a pretty good job at your attempt at comedy, because I keep chuckling as I write this. Maybe you DO have a future as a comedian? Have you applied at SNL yet?

    • Edith Prickly

      Does anyone hear an annoying drone in here – kind of like someone who thinks he just delivered a sick burn but really just huffed his own farts…?http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/trre.gif

      • sky blue pearl

        No, but the fetid stench of Antifa progtards is overpowering!

        • Edith Prickly

          WTF is an Antifa progtard? Some creature native to a Caribbean island? An Italian first course?

          • sky blue pearl

            Antifa progtards are smelly, black clad, societal leeches. They are drug addicted losers, who live in their parent’s basements and pay their dealers with proceeds they make looting.

          • Edith Prickly

            OH, you’re looking for the incel reddit. That shit got banned for excessive loserdom.

          • Canuckledragger

            Don’t give away ALL your own financial dealings now, trumpanzee!

            We all know you cons LOVE to project your own actions on others…because you’re cowards that take no responsibility for yourselves and all…

        • C4TWOMAN

          You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  • Roger Meurer

    But of course this “progressive” demands tolerance and respect by all.
    Just another hate filled, sexist, bigoted, sack of hit.

    • javadavis

      How exactly does one stop an aggression if the only tool allowed is ‘tolerance’? There are a lot of visitors today bitching about how “liberals” are supposed to be “tolerant” and whine, whine, why isn’t Evan being nice to poor Sarah? He is just supposed to be tolerant of any bullshit thing that pops out of her mouth, and he isn’t being nice, whyyyyy?!?!?
      So when she is blatantly supporting Nazi propaganda and lies that have been propagated by her boss, how exactly would YOU, for example, protest her bad behavior?

  • libsmakemelaugh

    Your microdick must feel pretty big behind your keyboard, soy boy

    • doktorzoom

      “Soy Boy” sighting!

    • Canuckledragger

      Projecting again, micropeener?

  • Ken Martin

    Hurst you’re about one sick foul mouth bastard. Who sh*t in your Cheerios you ignorant POS? You talk to men like that you chickenshit sonofabitch?

    • Edith Prickly

      If there were any here now, he would.

      • Kelly McGrath

        That pussy wouldnt, fucks like him get ass knocked the fuck out. And theres more men here than you twatlet

    • Canuckledragger

      Go fuck yourself you pouty lying cunt. I shit in YOUR cereal this morning, how do you like the taste, fucktard? A lying chickenshit coward like you can only whine about the truth, just like you’re doing now.
      |
      Go fuck yourself, inbred.

      • Nuclearian

        This article was just pure Liberal Retardation in FULL EFFECT. Did your part in the “Cry at the sky” event? Psycho? And I think YOU would be the only one to “F–k yourself!! No self respecting HUMAN would touch you.

      • gretathegreek

        Reported!!!

        • doktorzoom

          Yeah, the moderator’s really gonna deal with that language. We really don’t tolerate “-tard” here.

      • doktorzoom

        Please avoid the “-tard” construction here. Disrespectful to disabilities.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr friendly neighborhood comments moderator

  • Gill Nosh

    Bytch, you’re suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). Check yourself into a psych-unit and get some ECT. You probably could use 15 or 20 treatments.

  • Alberhike

    Thank you for reminding how hateful the left can be and why I am no longer a democrat

    • Darren Perkins

      Thank you!

    • doktorzoom

      Oh dear. We lost a real, true, definite democrat. That makes me real sad. It also saddens my wife, Morgan Fairchild, who I’ve seen naked more than once. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

      • Edith Prickly

        Look on the bright side – we get a bigger share of the SorosBucks! You know how we neo-Marxist scum hate competition.

      • Nuclearian

        Feel sorry for the person who is STILL a dumbocrap. Your puke party has been constantly humiliated. and you are still a loyalist? Brian function has obviously ceased.

        • Tania

          Brian.. Im not the Messiah

  • Kevin McLaughlin

    The best thing about this dumb f**k article is Trump and Sanders is pissing off jackass liberals Hurst every day. At least 3 more years of this, it’s fabulous!

    • Bubba Higgins

      I smile from ear to ear when I see a headline like that. She must be doing something right.

    • Canuckledragger

      He won’t make it past 2018 before he’s in jail for his russian treason, inbred.

      going by your whining and denial of reality, you’ll REALLY be crying then!

      • Nuclearian

        You libtards still cant figure it out. You are too damned dumb to go against Trump. The ONLY people associated with the Russians are Hitlery, Mueller, and other libtard Senators/Representatives. Every time you pukes lie about Trump, he bitch slaps you back. The only collusion was between Hitlery and the Russians.

      • thetruthhurts

        7 more years…….cry ur eyes out……

      • javadavis

        So you’re playing bad cop today?

    • Alternative Dog

      You should have read the article. Then you’d understand why we are laughing.
      Actually, never mind, you will never understand.

  • Al Saulinsky

    Is it me, or is it more than a little ironic that the Wonkette, bastion of progressive feministas that it is, has a MAN that tells all of these dames what to do? I mean, I’m shocked, SHOCKED that all of these proud and defiant feminists bow to the patriarchy in supplication. And a WHITE man at that.

    • javadavis

      No, it is you.

    • Tania

      It is a recipe hub and we have a fair percentage of males here so all is good.

    • Alternative Dog

      Don’t know much about how a woman-owned journalism outfit is run do you?

  • Shandy Smith

    This Evan Hurst guy needs to get his brain checked. Fing hypocrite! Attacking someone personally means he has nothing real or remotely relevant to go off of. And mocking southern accents? Everyone’s got an accent. Mocking her style? Mocking her weight? I thought liberals were all about tolerance, but this douche is nothing more than a petty crybaby. Lmao 😂 Were u very popular in elementary school Mr. Hurst is that why you feel the need to attack material/petty things? 😉

  • Sharon Cooper

    Damn. We got some busy little sock puppets in these comments. I guess 4chan must be down or something.

    • Alternative Dog

      This post got “featured’ on Twitchy, the meth addled love child of gravity challenged Michelle Malkin and gin flavored maggot feast Andrew Breitbart. Some of their children have decided to visit.

      • javadavis

        Twitchy? Great. I saw it on a site called ‘downtrend’, so I guess Evan/Wonkette really caught some jackass’s eye. Jackass thinks it’s a stallion, too. Fun times.

  • JonCoKY

    If this is truly the best that the “International Home Of The Resistance” can do, then the “Resisted” should sleep easy.

  • mauser 98
  • Ruppert Baird

    Wow, your liberal love, compassion and inclusiveness is REALLY showing through. Nice!

    • David Chaillou

      Exactly. Your belief that liberalism is about blind love for any and all assholes was deluded.

      See: you have learnt something today. You should thank us.

  • Patty

    Did you invoke the name of Hitler? Godwin’s Law….you lose the argument. Look it up. A-hole

  • CJ Spencer

    When one has to devolve to the extent of using foul and debasing language they have lost the debate. Invoking Hitler (who espoused socialism, not conservatism, by the way) only means you are circling the drain.

  • gretathegreek

    You are a asshat!

  • ranger3015

    Go F… K yourself Evan Hurst.. Piece of shit

    • Alternative Dog

      It’s okay to say FUCK here. We’re not pretend Christians like the Republicans.

  • thetruthhurts

    With the Democraptic party declaring war on men and white men specifically , why would this cuck write this?

    The Senior Editor, of the Wonkette, Evan Hurst, must be trying to impress some chick in a vagina costume wearing a pink pussy hat, hoping to get laid…..

    HEY EVAN! Even THEY still want the bad ass ALPHA males to have babies with, and beta’s like you to raise them as your own. lol.

    • Alternative Dog

      Haha, you clearly don’t know Evan which makes your pathetic laundry list of Breitbart “I’m such a manly man” talking points even more hilarious.

    • Tania

      I am pretty sure Evan is not team Vagina

  • Michael Gary Spight

    No…fuck YOU, you pencil necked, statist cunt.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    Great column, Evan — you put even better words than I could think of right in my mou, er, fingers. Thank you for expressing my disgust with this piece of human garbage, who speaks on behalf of other pieces of human garbage. You obviously hit the nail on the head, which is why all the other nails are screeching in sympathy pain. Either that or they can’t get logged on at Media Matters. Fuck all of them. In the name of the father, me, and the holy fucking spirit, Ramen.

    • John McNeil

      You appear to be the human garbage, and it’s time to take clueless, vacuous shitheads like you to the curb.

      • Heyzeus Ahchay

        HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. fUCK YOU

      • Heyzeus Ahchay

        I’m sure you had to steal that sentence from another web site, because you aren’t smart enough to have thought of it yourself.

      • javadavis

        And that is a violation of the commenting policy here.

      • Alternative Dog

        Why, what’s at the curb?

        • javadavis

          Hm, I interpreted. Perhaps I was wrong, but many righties consider the curb a weapon. I went with that.

        • Matt

          At the curb is where we put the garbage. The proper place for Democrats.

      • Heyzeus Ahchay

        It’s time for WHO to do that? YOU? Looks like one of your heroes is going down. Fourth one to fall is it? You’re going to back in your basement soon, stroking it to Alex Jones.

  • John McNeil

    Why don’t you clueless idiot libturds go fuck yourself?

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      Don’t have to — we’re fucking you.

      • Mike Olivson

        What’s that? 7 more years?

        • Heyzeus Ahchay

          In your dreams – you’ll be lucky to have 7 more months.

        • Alternative Dog

          I’m sure several members of this administration will get at least seven years.

        • Heyzeus Ahchay

          Won’t even be 7 more months, the way your “leaders” are pleading guilty. Bye, bye, Britefart boy.

  • TheRealMichaelCollins

    Hahahahahahaha what a bunch of punks. Keep screaming at the sky pussies!

  • John McNeil

    What a big beta pussy…just like the rest of the whiny-ass liberals. Can’t wait to see your asses kicked when the “revolution” begins.

    • Belasaurius

      bring it

  • MrReasonable

    This is the sickest thing I have ever read. How can any publication publish something like this? How can anyone read this and not conclude that the author is seriously mentally ill? Liberalism is an ideology of hate, example # 673,965,

    • doktorzoom

      You want sick? Read “Cupcakes” or “Miss Cheerilee’s Garden.” That’s some disturbing stuff.

      • javadavis

        Dok, citing fiction without a link. For shame. Maybe.

        • doktorzoom

          I’M NOT HEAR TO DO YOU’RE RESEARCH, SNOWFLAKE! ARE YOU TRIGGERED?

          Sorry, the spirit moved me.

          • javadavis

            Yay! Sorry, seemed like an appropriate response.

          • doktorzoom

            No actual criticism intended, no actual offense taken.

      • David Chaillou

        Any idea where they’re all coming from?

        • javadavis

          Apparently Twitchy, Downtrend, who know what other sites retweeted, er, wrote about the article.

        • doktorzoom

          Bronies with very twisted minds.

          Oh, you didn’t mean the stories I mentioned?

          Trolls mostly daily caller & twitchy, though once those two cover something, the tiny crazy blogs pick it up, too.

      • Alternative Dog

        Or maybe “The Apprentice”. No Trumpanzees, it has nothing to do with the Idiot in the White House. It’s a novel by Lewis “Scooter” Libby and it probably still gives Roger Stone a boner. How’s that for disturbing.

    • Alternative Dog

      Did you really read it? What did you think of the author’s take on Sanders’ comment concerning Trump’s re-tweeting debunked white supremacist videos? You really think the author is mentally ill and not the man promoting racist videos? If so, you clearly should be reading Stormfront or Breitbart.

  • Mike Steele

    Someone had better check on the guards; seems the inmates got the keys to the asylum tonight…

    • javadavis

      I had to check. For a sec I thought you might be one of them. Calling Evan nuts is a popular jump off point for reasoned and articulate … Oh, who am I kidding. But a lot of them are calling everyone they don’t agree with nuts.

      • Mike Steele

        Relax. Was referencing what appeared to be a troll tsunami on that thread. Evan is nuts in the good kinda way, like the rest of us.

        • javadavis

          Yeah, I got it, I got it. But Poe said it could have gone either way.
          I cannot try snark much, unless it is carefully marked. I went private because I am literally scared of about 1/3 of my physical neighbors. (This makes it tough to check my comment history for previous snark)

          • Mike Steele

            In order not to incur the wrath (nor hear the opinions) of unsolicited strangers, we do not subscribe to FB/Twitter or other social media that it, literally, all the rage:)

          • javadavis

            I have twitter, but I am pretty low profile. I don’t twit – well, three things in a year. One was to tell Oberto that I like their product, one was a movie reference and one was to retweet a joke. A nerd joke.
            When I have the urge to make snark-attempt comments, I usually do it here, where mostly the commenters are nuts in the good way. Kind of like home.

  • Dean Riccitti

    Man what a POS blog.

    • javadavis

      So don’t waste your time. By.

  • Mike Olivson

    Now just imagine the outrage if you write the same thing about a black person and replace “redneck” with the N-word?

    • Alternative Dog

      I can’t imagine any outrage if the writer was black and the target was deserving. In this case the writer is from that neck of the woods and the target is a lying piece of shit doing her best to help the most despicable man to set foot in the White House. And that’s quite a thing when one considers past figures like Nixon and Jackson.

      • Speichera

        Dummy, Bill Clinton–a man you love with every fiber of yoiur being–raped multiple woman. And you were fine with that. There is no way you could have any problem whatsoever with Donald Trump. It’s just not possible. in fact, given the standard set by Slick Willy–who, again, you love (sexually)–you probably should start wearing a red MAGA hat.

        • javadavis

          Wow, it is a full house of fallacies:
          Strawman
          Appeal to Emotion
          ad hominem
          tu quoque
          composition/division
          It is impressive in a twisted sort of way.

          • Xenrae

            Oh look. Somebody figured out how to say “fake news” using more than two syllables. It’s impressive in a twisted sort of way. And you even managed to avoid addressing the point of the argument at the same time!

            Give it a month or two. Nobody will be able to respond to logical fallacy by pointing it out anymore because nobody has a clue what it means; they just copy/paste when somebody else doesn’t like what they said.

          • David Chaillou

            That’s on Breitbart mate. The people here are smart enough and perceptive enough to write up new arguments each time. That’s why it’s such a nice place to haunt.

            Hint: look up people’s comment history and see for yourselves. We’re not trolls here, we mostly don’t need to hide them up by going private. have a nice day.

          • javadavis

            What argument? Making up a bunch of shit isn’t an argument.

        • Alternative Dog

          Man, you republicans really need to learn about projection. Just because you have a man-crush on Trump’s tiny, shriveled, old dick doesn’t mean that any given liberal is fond of Bill Clinton.

          I happen to believe he most likely did assault Juanita Broaddrick. And even if you add on the other accusers of dubious merit, he’s still about a dozen or so women short of the current molester in chief.

          Sexual assault aside, at least Clinton wasn’t a complete moron. Even Trump’s closes advisers think he’s an idiot. Clinton was a reasonable, albeit far too right leaning leader. Responsible officials in all branches of our government and leaders in most first world nations around the world are cringing on a daily basis at the stupidity emanating from the oval office. They know we might be a few tweets away from a nuclear disaster.

          • javadavis

            How are you so patient and reasoned? It’s like being in a Gish-clone blizzard here. Except that a lot of the new arguments are just recycles of debunked arguments. Come to think of it, it’s like being in a Gish-clone blizzard here.

    • Liquid Tomato

      I just reread the entire article using your suggestion. You’re right, it does sound different.

      Now, imagine the same article, but it’s about a man, a ginger, and instead of “redneck”, use the word “harkonnen”.

    • David Chaillou

      Fortunately, Trump doesn’t appear to want persons of colour in positions of power, so the situation remains hypothetical.

      Apart from the use of the “N-word”, which is your personal touch and definitely NOT comparable to “redneck”, Wonkette has had no difficulty mocking ex-sheriff Clark or Ben “Pyramids” Carson when they deserved it.

      • javadavis

        That’s ex-sheriff “no water” Clark.

  • Philip E Smith

    What a sad rag

    • Alternative Dog

      Yeah, someone with taste really should help her with her clothing selection.

  • Speichera

    Whatever. Hey, guess what you whiny beta male libtard? Hillary still isn’t president. Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    • David Chaillou

      I’m glad you mention that. In other news, the trade deficit hasn’t changed, the wall is up someone’s ass, and your sick impoverished uncle is about to see his Obamacare premiums explode.

      • javadavis

        That would be because Obamacare is being crippled by the feds, and they want to rename it Trumpcare. I kind of wish they had just done that and otherwise left it alone, but that is too much stability for a sector of the economy (one-sixth, isn’t it?) that people depend on for their health and lives.
        Also, too, Puerto Rico has like two thirds of their power back on and they have water but they still have to boil it.
        In other news, Trump keeps poking Kim with a stick and Kim has just completed another missile test. It ain’t just Guam and Hawai’i in his sights anymore, so they say.
        But none of that matters as much to the trolls as the fact that they can say “neener neener nanny boo! We are us and we hate you!” or whatever.

    • Are you sure? Did you check with Hannity?

  • michael

    Ah it makes the heart grow warm to see the respect liberals have for women who have diverse political opinions

    • David Chaillou

      Deliberately lying to the American public is not a political opinion. Neither is covering up for a serial liar.

      • michael

        Sounds like the liberal press. Ever hear of Mr Gruber?

      • RunTrumpRun

        Funny. how Liberals act as they are the arbiters of facts. Believe its Lib Media thats the lowest rated and known for #FakeNews. The rumors The Dead repeat online ….like Trump has tiny hands…..are SAD.

        • David Chaillou

          Buddy, if you need external support to see that Trump lies all the time you’re a sad case. He even lied to you with a lot of campaign promises which are never going to materialise, in case you didn’t notice.

          As to the Lib Media, they may not always set a very high standard, but they are miles above the crud they feed at Breitbart, not to mention the really nutty outlets for challenged people. Again, if you can’t see that for yourself you definitely fit there. Enjoy the troll universe, it’s all you’ll ever have.

          • MordenGeist

            Yeh I’m just gonna drop this here for you to chew on.

            http://www.magapill.com/

            He’s literally done everything BEYOND what we’ve asked of him and still going….and the first year isn’t even over yet. But hey, if it makes you feel all warm inside from the ignominious hate borne of ignorance (stupidity?), then you just be you. Dumbass.

          • He hasn’t done a blessed thing. He throws you idiots meat to “bring down the libs!” all the while raising your taxes.
            You people are the easiest stooges that ever existed.

          • MordenGeist

            Reading challenged or inability to click a link and see? Both? Is it any wonder why all liberals are reviled? Clearly you didn’t even take a look, just clinging to your emotional responses and shutting yourself in the self made box of angst. It’d be funny if it weren’t so sad. I truly pity all of you.

          • David Chaillou

            And here I thought you asked for a wall and an end to immigration, and an end of trade imbalance with China, and an end to Afghanistan…

            The only things you have are the destruction of Obamacare which will mostly hit your in-laws and neighbours, and tax cuts for shareholders like me. Enjoy.

          • MordenGeist

            Truly moronic. You have no idea what Obamacare was designed to do from the get-go. All else you mentioned is being worked on. All of it. Stop sucking the tit of the MSM and learn something for yourself. Truth will set you free.

      • Glenn Webb

        You are a lying piece of shit – but you knew that.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Your life is obviously sad, consisting of trolling and such. Here’s something nice. Because your post is obviously a cry for help. This really is lovely.

      https://youtu.be/BsqM8UWNiNo

  • Scipo_a

    Isn’t it awesome that DJT isn’t afraid to tell the truth about shitslam and Sarah doesn’t back down from leftist shitbags!

  • lp54

    I am not in favor of abortion. So, I wish you had been miscarried. You are a stain on humanity. You are an insult to humans. You are the lowest form of pond scum. I pray you meet Jesus before you die, because if anyone is hell-bound, it appears to be you. God is merciful, so you still have a hope at forgiveness for your vile diatribe. I bet your Mom would be thrilled at your language. Ad you eat with that mouth?

    • David Chaillou

      Well, we’re glad you got that off your chest.
      FYI, Jesus said: I did not come for those who (believe they) are righteous, but for those who (recognize they) are sinners.
      Put yourself in the category you want.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Thats really not acceptable. Really.

    • On the last day, Jesus will say to you “I do not know you”
      Foul sinner. REPENT.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      pssst, neither jesus nor god exist.

      • Levin Tull

        If I am wrong, it doesn’t matter. I will have lived to serve my fellow man, If you are wrong, your eternity will be miserable.

  • Alternative Dog

    For the Wonkette regulars who are wondering why this thread experienced such an uptick in interest, it has nothing to do with vegan buttholes. Well, not directly anyway. Here’s a repeat of what I posted downthread:

    This post got “featured’ on Twitchy, the meth addled love child of gravity challenged Michelle Malkin and gin flavored maggot feast Andrew Breitbart. Some of their children have decided to visit.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Sweet Jebus on a breadstick., this is madness.

    • Glenn Webb

      Butthurt pansy much?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I’m sorry. I speak standard English. What are you saying?

      • Yes. Yes you are. *patpatpat* I think Obamacare covers it however!

      • Alternative Dog

        Aw, I must have touched a nerve.

  • Xenrae

    Any of you triggered conservatives have an intelligent response to Sanders deflection of her boss’s ignorance? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller? Mueller?

    • javadavis

      Not yet. So far it’s mostly been “where’s the tolerance?” (translation: “I thought you were supposed to just lie there and let us kick you.”) or “aww, what a bunch of snowflakes” (translation: “I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever I am sticks to you”) or “ha, ha, we won” (translation: “now we get to get even with you” although get even for what I haven’t seen or figured out).

      • David Chaillou

        Get even for being smarter, happier and generally better integrated. Plus getting all the gals and guys. Because no matter how few gals or guys we’re getting, it’s still a whole lot more than they get.

    • RunTrumpRun

      1) Videos were not “sourced” by the BritainFirst group. They’ve been online for months. If you doubt them, there’s hundreds more of women, old folk and disabled people being abused by Europe’s new guests.
      2) Slagging on a woman, while hiding behind a written piece is a wuss move.
      3) Writer seems a bit unhinged. Definitely rude. Little substance beyond his personal biases.
      4) Hurtz hates accents?? Not very diverse minded is it?
      5) He obviously is ignorant regarding Arkansas. Its called The Natural State for a reason. Incredible beauty with abundance of wildlife and outdoor activities. Low population and great Medical Colleges and Universities.
      6) Disagreeing with someone’s politics does not give you leave to disparage them personally.

      • Jeremy Haycox

        Outstanding!!! I think that answers it all very logically!! Too bad it will fall on deaf ears.

        • Only because they are all lies, except the last one, which is projection

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        soooo, teh constant slagging of HRC, warren, and Obama was a mistake?

        We await the apologies.

    • SmartPeopleMatter

      An intelligent response to a tantrum? You can’t reason with an infant.

    • Miguel Reyees

      I believe her response was dismissive because the question was ridiculous. Furthermore it was more of a rhetorical question. No matter what Sarah Sanders response would have been, it would have been scorned by any and and all liberals. Let’s face it…. a journalist is meant to be an unbiased individual that gathere information and publishe’s both sides to the general public meaning there are very few actual journalists out there since nobody seems to understand the word “unbiased”?!?! This question, this “reporter”, this type of news isn’t “unbiased”… it’s horseshit. A petty reporter with a chip on their shoulders attempting to appear relevant by asking some of the dumbest questions most people have ever heard. Yes… Sanders was going to make your day and state “oh… we love slavery and support it fully”?!?! So when discussing who is the absolute stupidest, inane, ridiculous and biggest asshole in the room, it was that reporter and since Evan Hurst decided to get involved… him too. Although my opinion on Hurst is simple really… unable to be a journalist like the ones that get picked to stand in the WHOLE press conference room he’s a failed writer who got a job at some shit smear online rag. However, it is interesting that in the name of liberalism and women’s rights and gay rights (you see where I’m going with this)he seems to pick and choose his liberal views for when they are most convenient for him. Respect towards women? Sure…. unless it’s a conservative or Trump supporting bastard! Clearly he’s a sexist, chauvinistic piglet who’s really too small a fry to bother with aside from this one post. He’s a troll… there’s really no better explanation for him. I wonder…. how does one carry that amount of anger, hate and contemet on a daily basis without going completely mad? Maybe he’s already a stark, raving lunatic as expressed in the two articles he wrote about her…. it also seems noteworthy that he mentioned Trump’s penis couple times in his tirades. I guess he’s obsessed with Trump’s goodies as well. In the end we have a pretty sorry excuse for a human being and since he only seems to understand the baser forms of human language I offer a giant “fuck you too Evan. … stay behind that keyboard if you don’t want to get beaten down for trashing a woman and get back to the piano…. it may center you…because you seem to need some centering and meditation!

  • WomanInThePersistence

    WTF? This thread needs good things.

    https://youtu.be/0SG6ZITbWpU

    I’m going to go burn some sage, also too .

  • Jeremy Haycox

    I love how the writer is basically just hurling insults. No real substance, and extreme over embellishment of the video Trump retweeted. “Anti-muslim torture porn”. Even your bullshit is too over the top. Good job on capturing all of that fake “trumped-up” indignation.

  • Jeremy Haycox
  • WomanInThePersistence

    Not letting the thread end with a troll.

    https://youtu.be/lyN-krBTWLY

  • Andy Graybeard Maro

    Another INTOLERANT liberal hurling insults.
    Twisting words to fit his bullshit hate filled agenda… #stopthehate
    #givepeaceatry #practicewhatyoupreach

  • Glenn Webb

    ESAD, scumbag commissar wannabee. Your days are numbered, your rope is measured.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Beg pardon? What do you mean?

    • Belasaurius

      bring it motherfucker!

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Nope. Not letting this evening end with a troll.

    https://youtu.be/A9ibhWgMlso

  • Resistor Radio

    I woke up with this song in my head, plus, it’s pretty.
    https://youtu.be/Xd2nTXsivHs

  • SmartPeopleMatter
  • peter watts

    Hurst probably indentifies as a Male Feminist. Stay tuned for his sexual harrassment scandal to break in three, two, one…

  • buddy

    Big tuff guy pussy

    • Trump? Yeah, I agree. He is the whiniest bitch ever to hold office. I mean the guy constantly whines about everything! waaa waaa the press is unfair to me just because I lie! waaaa that vet’s widow said mean things about me! WAAAAAaaa Mueller is going to arrest my dumb orange ass just because I broke a few hundred laws!
      Whine whine whine. His supporters are also whining bitches.

      • Daniel Hamner

        Oh the irony oh whining about whining. And calling other people who don’t whine whining b******… while whining! Also what few hundred laws? Did he sell uranium to the Russians? Or rig the DNC primary? Or delete thousands of emails full of classified Information? Or cover for his spouses rampant history of sexual assault?

      • Man_in_PA
        • ICTDigger

          Poor barry. You can’t really blame him for being a sissy bitch. His dad abandoned him, like most black men do to their offspring, and his mom pawned him off on his commie grandparents to go whore around with more black men. Not to mention when that pic was taken he was probably still reeling from the pegging he got from moochie the wookie the night before. Poor little guy didn’t/doesn’t really understand what it means to be a man.

  • gary

    Did Keith Olbermann write this? Trump derangement syndrome is real

  • iMowLawns4Cheap

    Another triggered liberal lol

    • BosGrl

      Wow, that’s original. Is that insult #47 on your list?

  • Vasile Andrei

    so he insults a woman and he pretends to be a liberal?
    the hypocrisy of the left never stops

    • BosGrl

      Hey, stop with the chivalry shit. We don’t want it and we don’t need it.

  • tryingtopickaname

    Need some new Pampers, dear?

  • evianalmighty

    It is time for people like you to get the shit kicked out of them.

    • hidden mind powers

      ok adolf

    • Belasaurius

      bring it motherfucker

      • evianalmighty

        Tell me where!

        • evianalmighty

          Where are you, you little pussy antifa asshole. I have three weeks off that I need to use before the end of this month. Let us be men and man up. You and me just two guys proving something. Come on pussy boy!!! Answer me!!!

          • evianalmighty

            I will not call you a little faggot as I have a gay son. My gay son has seen this article and says that he will meet you and stomp your ass. Man up against a gay 23 year old.

      • evianalmighty

        Forgot to say again that kicking your punk ass would be my and my sons Christmas gift.

  • Ella Hill Smythe

    Wow, you make “real” journalists look bad (and that’s a hard thing to do nowadays). I thought liberals were the defenders of women, but as always, if that woman is conservative, then all bets are off. You are disgusting.

    • Deborah Ujevich

      For the record, and because you seem to think that being a woman means an automatic pass (and look! I is a wimmen!): no one is attacking –
      or defending – women based solely on gender here. The outrage over Trump’s “Pocahontas” comment wasn’t because Warren is female; it was because of the nature of the remark and the occasion on which he delivered it. The insult was to the MALE Navajos. In this instance, it’s again because of her indefensible defense of rhetoric that drew INTERNATIONAL condemnation, including that from the office of the FEMALE Theresa May, who has previously refused comment – that’s saying something. Stop trying to spin this into an ad hominem attack. And NO ONE is more callow & insensitive than the ostensible “president.”

      • Man_in_PA

        It was no such thing. Honored Navajo Code Talker, Thomas Begay, said he was not offended.

        • hidden mind powers

          oh if ONE GUY said the racism was OK then it was good racism then

        • doktorzoom

          Yup, and so that overrides the statement from the Navajo nation president.

    • Deborah Ujevich

      Perhaps you missed the Wonkette pieces in which they ROUNDLY criticized Donna Brazile?

    • hidden mind powers

      Yeah man attacking a woman just because she’s abetting treason, racism and child molestation, we’re the real monsters

    • BosGrl

      As a woman, I don’t want to be “defended”. I want to be treated equally. Sistah Sarah is equally guilty of trying to destroy the country as all the boys she works with, so she is fair game.

  • Daniel Hamner

    I love when liberals try to use theology. I see the apparent quote from Matthew at the top about evildoers. Go read the rest of the sermon on the mount. In Matthew 5:9 Jesus says “‘blessed are the peacemakers for they will be called children of God.”’ You aren’t making any peace. “‘But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister, will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘ Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.”’ ‭Matthew‬ ‭5:22‬ ‭NIV‬‬. Raca is a Aramaic term for contempt. And finally, “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.” Matthew‬ ‭7:1-2‬ ‭NIV‬‬. And you and miss Bess Kalb I don’t think will be telling Jesus and God who he let’s into his kingdom.

  • Armchair Facist
    • Virdun

      Why be an armchair fascist – it takes no effort these days – you just grab a black hoodie, a black bandanna – take a dump in a bag or a cup and attack an old lady. It’s so simple – any liberal can do it.

  • Virdun

    Alternative media is just another word for asylum. This isn’t journalism or editorial – it’s just a really angry guy, trying to bully a woman – who is twice as tough as he will EVER be… pathetic – punk.

    • hidden mind powers

      is it treason o’clock in Moscow or something? where did all you crybabies come from?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Weird, isn’t it?

      • Virdun

        You want to post in your little vacuum? Sorry – sweetheart.

        • hidden mind powers

          I’m sorry, I don’t speak Russian.

          • Virdun

            Wow – the only thing more pathetic than this “article” are rebuttals like yours. ROFLMAO.

  • Man_in_PA

    Another misogynist Democrat self identifies.

    • hidden mind powers

      “It’s MISOGYNY to call out a woman for all the treason and racism!,” whined the pedo-Nazi, “and I, a pissbaby who is terrified of women, ought to know!”

  • tyrannystopper
    • hidden mind powers

      Sorry can you post a version in English? My Russian is a little rusty.

  • tyrannystopper
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    • doktorzoom

      I’ve been deleting the Collected Works of this moron, but this one… this one I’m leaving up. Wonder what he thinks it means?

      • tyrannystopper

        Good job, controlling the narrative is a classic authoritarian tactic.

  • Very Fake News

    I made it through the first paragraph.

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    • hidden mind powers

      You know these are all just going to get deleted, right traitor?

    • Belasaurius

      you know that asshole has taken more golf outings than Obama ever did

      • tyrannystopper

        triggered lmfao, he’s got 30 times more done too, its great

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    • Belasaurius

      looks like a demon, acts like a demon

  • tyrannystopper
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    • From Russia with Love

      I did. It’s called Germany. It’s president is Frank-Walter Steinmeier.

  • tyrannystopper
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    • Belasaurius

      except 3 million more spoke for Hillary

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    • Dutchman

      They misspelled “HONKY”.

  • tyrannystopper

    President Trump is Best President Ever.
    He is destroying the NWO
    America First you brainless Haters.
    You folks got some real screws loose.

    • hidden mind powers

      whatever you say, traitor.

      • tyrannystopper

        You are the traitor, commie.
        You can’t be serious.
        You ANTI American turd.

        • hidden mind powers

          Sorry Ivan, I don’t speak Russian.

          • tyrannystopper

            shortcut to thinking, calling me a russian
            i live in connecticut faggot
            you want to come visit?

          • hidden mind powers

            Sorry but I’m straight, Cletus. Guess you’ll have to cruise for ass in your usual spots.

          • tyrannystopper

            straight up derp perhaps

          • hidden mind powers

            OK sorry you couldn’t come up with a good reply; it’s because you’re shit.

  • tyrannystopper
    • BosGrl

      LOL – is that the fake one he has up at his golf club?

    • Belasaurius

      where are the jail cell bars?

    • From Russia with Love

      Fake.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Is that the one that Trump had framed and hung up in Mar A Lago?

  • tyrannystopper
    • Beowoof14

      Shouldn’t that be President Small PeePee

  • tyrannystopper
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    • Belasaurius

      bought by Russia

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    • WomanInThePersistence

      Surprise! Flagged.

    • Edith Prickly

      He was never a billionaire. Douchebag won’t release his tax returns because they show he’s been lying about his wealth all this time.

  • tyrannystopper
    • WomanInThePersistence

      And flagged.

    • From Russia with Love

      Not for long.

  • tyrannystopper
    • WomanInThePersistence

      Flagged. Again.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      The only problem is that she hasn’t committed any crime. I know Nazis are running the country, but some of us still care about due process and The Constitution. Sorry you’re such a snowflake that you got triggered by a foreign agent getting arrested by the FBI.

  • tyrannystopper
    • Belasaurius

      morning dickknob, Flynn is being charged this morning, one step closer to sending Donny boy to Leavenworth for the rest of his sad, orange life

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Flagged.

    • From Russia with Love

      Looks a lot like South Carolina.

  • tyrannystopper
    • WomanInThePersistence

      Flagged

    • Beowoof14

      Yes Dude, the media owned by the rich is surely out to get rich guys such as Trump. Don’t take the brown acid still good advice.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      So you support a rich asshole who lives in DC, and a rich asshole who was born and raised in NYC because they are not elitists? Donald Trump shits on a gold toilet paid for by his father.

  • tyrannystopper
    • hidden mind powers

      you shouldn’t take so much of that Infowars trucker speed at once, it’s not healthy

    • Beowoof14

      Ah spoken as someone who has no idea that most people didn’t vote for Money BOO BOO

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Flagged.

    • lowenufc

      Mom let you use the computer again?

      • puredog

        After carefully covering the keyboard in saran wrap.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Which promise? The one where he built the wall? Overturned Obamacare?

  • Dan

    Has anyone knocked the shit out of this guy yet? To anyone seeing this POS walking Lula, killing this piss poor humans dog would not be a crime.

    • hidden mind powers

      Sorry, were those words supposed to make any kind of sense? I mean, I get that your first language is Russian…

      • Dan

        and your reply does; yeah right.

        • hidden mind powers

          sentence fragment

          • Dan

            it was intended word nazi

          • hidden mind powers

            What was intended word nazi? Are you OK? This seems like the early symptoms of a stroke, and as an elderly white dude who exists on meth and spite you’re definitely in danger of one.

          • Dan

            White dude are you referring to Evan Hurst ?

          • hidden mind powers

            Sorry I don’t speak cracker

          • Dan

            Your momma’s a cracker.

          • hidden mind powers

            Yes she is. I’m sure you thought that would be offensive somehow; Whitey is so fucking weird.

          • Dan

            Your momma likes the crack; got it.

          • hidden mind powers

            Yes Ivan that is exactly how an American would say it.

          • From Russia with Love

            Are the Putin children back on Daddy’s computer again?

    • jesterpunk

      A Huckabee supporter advocating killing dogs?

      • Dan

        Killing his dog is too much maybe but the sentiment goes well with what type of POS this guy is.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Psychopath much, brah?

          • Dan

            It’s good to see the sentiment I was going for is working . Please continue to be offended and I will as well at Evan Hurst’s comments about Huckabee.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            There is something WRONG with you.

          • Dan

            Yes, his name is Evan Hurst .

          • WomanInThePersistence

            No. It’s a desire to hurt and kill. Thats. Just. Wrong.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Let’s hope his day pass from the halfway house is up soon.

          • Dan

            Was what Evan Hurst, said about Sander wrong?

          • From Russia with Love

            Sander. First name Orbital.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Middle name: Belt.

          • Dan
          • From Russia with Love
          • WomanInThePersistence

            Did he threaten to beat her up and kill her dog? Seriously, there’s something wrong with you.

          • Dan

            What Hurst said was offensive to you right?

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Dude, you fantasized about killing someone’s dog. Animal torture is a recognized psychological disorder. Don’t try to get all reasonable and quid pro quo about it now….it’s too fucking late.

          • Dan

            Now I’m fantasizing of killing your dog.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            There we have it. People like you always reveal their true selves eventually. Have fun in prison.

          • From Russia with Love

            eventually

            Like 15 minutes.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Or as we speak. Prison internet access is a dangerous thing.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            You. Are. An. Asshole.

          • From Russia with Love

            No doubt. Would you like to fondle his hog as well?

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Nope. I would be fine with SHS fucking herself. But Evan made no threats to her or her pets. You, on the other hand made direct threats to him and his pup.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Just say “I know I’m a psychopath, but killing dogs is wrong.” Say it! Say it and we’ll leave you alone.

          • Dan
          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Awww…it can do non sequiturs too! Ain’t you cute!

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Nice try. Interesting that your first response to someone you disagree with politically was killing his dog. Do you wet the bed and enjoy starting fires too?

          • Dan

            Sentiment still working ; feel the BURN!

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Yeah, psychopaths do tend to put me a bit on edge. Congratulations. Did you ever tell mom about what really happened to your pets as a kid?

          • Dan

            Had a pet rock, does that count?

          • From Russia with Love

            Enough about your head.

  • The Wanderer

    (steps in and looks around) Hmm, going to have to get the cleaning crew in here. Nothing but pools of diarrhea and a river of wingnut tears. If I’d known how easily triggered rightists could be, I might be inclined to hang about. However, unlike so many of these whinging twats, I have a job to do.
    (steps out, without a backward glance)

  • From Russia with Love

    Hey you cocksucking conservatives, here’s a turd in your punchbowl.

    General Flynn’s indictment:

    https://www.scribd.com/document/366038635/Michael-Flynn-charging-document#from_embed

    Trump is going down! Just like you guys do to each other!

    • tyrannystopper

      nothing to do with anything, lol, you are a weak minded dolt, being easily led by the corrupt establishment against the one President who is not a puppet like all the others.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Have you blown him yet? How was it for you?

        • tyrannystopper

          awww, truth hurt, you folks cheerleading the corrupt establishment that real American Voted Trump in to destroy.

          You folks prove everyday how sheep like you are.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            I just hope you don’t have the ability to breed with humans.

          • tyrannystopper

            typical idiot
            you think you are smarter than me
            thats funny

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Pro tip: I am.

          • tyrannystopper

            nope not at all
            try again, idiot

          • From Russia with Love

            How do you intend to prove your intelligence? We don’t mind if you blow all of us, but that still means you are kinda stupid.

          • tyrannystopper

            nope, wrong again, idiot ;)

          • From Russia with Love

            So how many degrees do you hold, and from which universities?

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Licking the Asses of the Wealthy, While Screwing Himself degree, from the School of Hard Knocks to the Head.

          • From Russia with Love

            Moonshining for Morons. His favorite textbook.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            You think he has the attention span to read a book?

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            At least we didn’t support a party who is going to RAISE our taxes, so the super rich can write off the maintenance on their private jets. Do you enjoy having the Kochs trickle down on you?

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Thats because he is smarter than you.

          • doktorzoom

            He knows how to use elitist capital letters, periods, and apostrophes. What a snob!

          • From Russia with Love

            Something has taken the wind out of their sails, Cap’n!

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I’m sure you’ve noticed, because you are the smartest, wisest, and most impressive human being…But there’s somebody downthread who has made threats against Evan and various dogs.

          • doktorzoom

            Yep, also dealt with.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Dok, he’s still showing up here. He has made direct threats of physical harm to Evan. And has suggested killing both Evan’s dog, and the dog of one of the posters. Is this the Disqus? Or is that how we roll now?

          • doktorzoom

            Ah, sorry — he’s been banhammered. I’ll remove that crap after I’ve prepared Dear Shitferbrains. And Evan is reporting threats, too.

          • doktorzoom

            OK, second reply — jerkwad copied over to draft and deleted.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            This one is definitely somebody with too much time on their hands. I prefer not to know what else is on their hands, because eeeeeewwww.

          • From Russia with Love

            Don’t get pissy. I forgot most of you guys can’t read. Find a liberal to read the indictment for you. LOL

          • hidden mind powers

            OK Adolf

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I am a real American.

          • From Russia with Love

            You’re not making a lot of sense here, gibberish man. Maybe wipe your chin off and try again.

      • From Russia with Love

        “by the corrupt establishment”

        I was an Air Force officer and a DoD civilian for 35 years. I am part of the establishment you stupid motherfucker.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        YOu’re talking about our first Russian president? The one who loves Vladimir Putin so much? Go back to Russia, comrade.

    • The Wanderer

      Hey, don’t be mean to honest, hard-working fellators and fellatrices!

      • Resistor Radio

        Yes, we can do this without badmouthing knobjobs. :D

        • From Russia with Love

          No disparagement meant, ma’am, I’m just poking the bear…

          • Resistor Radio

            Oh I know, I just wanted an excuse to say “badmouthing” and “knobjob” in the same sentence. :)

          • From Russia with Love

            I like you!

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            You would.

          • From Russia with Love

            I like you too. But in a manly, brotherly way, none of that homo shit like these conservatives.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Let’s get together and talk about drapes some time.

          • From Russia with Love

            I am laughing my ass off. Not just because it’s a riot to taunt these guys, but the Flynn news has made my day.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Right? I needed this bad. Will soothe ceding the country to the wealthy later today.

          • From Russia with Love

            Yeah, well, there is that.

  • tyrannystopper
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Trump will probably be in jail, so you may want to look for another wingnut to back. How about Lyin’ Ted Cruz?

  • tyrannystopper
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      A pity he had such a small inauguration crowd. I guess all the Russian spies in DC were busy that day. Make Russia Great Again!!!

  • tyrannystopper
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  • tyrannystopper
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      LOL, appointed a Supreme Court justice who will overturn a woman’s right to an abortion. Which will thrill you, until you find out that 80% of the abortions are done on minority women (who we all know you love), and YOU will get to pay for them – either through raised taxes, or through lower Social Security benefits. You sure are SMART! Thanks for creating more of the people you HATE.

      • Dutchman

        Your assumption that this cretin pays any taxes is cute. :-)

        His ass imprint on the sofa in momma’s basement was long ago permanent.

    • David Chaillou

      LOL, opened the first new coal mine in decades.
      1- Elk Creek mine in WVa. opened in late 2016, so decades = months
      2- Work on opening the Acosta mine you refer to started well before the election. Trump has about as much responsibility for the opening as for the return of spring on March 20th.

      See, that’s just one example, among many, of the distorsions of truth that you build your fantasies on. GLHF.

  • tyrannystopper
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    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      How many of them do you think will be in jail by next year?

      • Edith Prickly

        ALL OF THEM, KATIE.

        • Alex Brightman Jr

          For what? Because he’s a meanie?

          • Edith Prickly

            For colluding with a hostile foreign power, genius. Or has that news not penetrated your opioid-induced brain fog yet?

          • Temeculan

            Hahahaha…you’re still going on about that? Haven’t you received your updated Soros talking points yet? You’re so 2 months ago…please, up your trolling.

      • Temeculan

        Dunno…why don’t you tell us.

      • David Chaillou

        Only the corrupt and evil ones.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          So all of them, then?

          • David Chaillou

            Watch my lips.

  • tyrannystopper
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    • Belasaurius

      the 60 million out of 320 who voted for him

      • From Russia with Love

        Hillary got a few million more votes than orange turd on a stick did.

        • Temeculan

          Annnnnnd that did what? Here, let me help you…NOTHING. He is President while Hillary wanders around the woods looking for Huma.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      LOL

  • Jenny

    Jesus Rodriguez Jimenez Christo! Being mean to a Sarah is a sin for some of the losers down below, evidently.

    I’m kind of sad they’re too busy posting on the internet, instead of preparing for whatever apocolypse Jim Bakker is selling today.

  • Blanche de Shambles

    Well, someone has some time on their hands.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    In honor of our new troll.

    https://youtu.be/9cJPnmpojiQ

  • Belasaurius

    looks like Grandpa is off his meds

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Obviously somebody in the adult day care had the day off.

    • hidden mind powers

      It’s kind of hilarious how a decent number of his pro-Trump pictures are actually anti-Trump ones that he doesn’t get

  • tyrannystopper

    Why does this place support the globalist corporate oligarchy trying to destroy America?
    Why does this place not Recognize Trump as a Real Solution to the Standard Corrupt Politicians we ALL have grown up with?
    You folks around here, may think you are smart, but you’ve all been lied to and are being led around like useful idiots. Enjoy the Weekend.
    Merry Christmas

    • hidden mind powers

      you should maybe not use big words.

      • hidden mind powers

        or any words, really.

      • Temeculan

        Here, I’ll help you. You should just shut up. Not tyrannystopper, you should just shut up. There, glad thats been clarified.

    • Belasaurius

      corrupt? Everyone in Trump’s inner circle, from Flynn to his sons Uday and Qusay took meeting with Russian agents and you think that’s not corrupt? I think the term useful idiot may be applied to you as well

      • Temeculan

        Hahaha…you mentioned Sadaams sons for no reason. You’re an idiot.

    • From Russia with Love

      Trump will be impeached soon. They will also get him with NY state charges that cannot be pardoned by the next president. You will have lots to think about this weekend, besides fucking your cousin.

      • Temeculan

        Really? How soon is soon? Got a date for it? No? Then stop spreading crap…like this site. Wonkette, what a fitting name for the people that agree with the crap put out on this site.

    • Edith Prickly

      What’s he accomplished besides making an ass of himself on Twitter daily?

      • Temeculan

        More than you.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      The Globalist Corporate Oligarchy pays our bills, yo. Soros tells us what to do, and we do it.

    • David Chaillou

      Lord, Merry Christmas on December 1st. Where do they find those guys ?