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YAY! Buzzfeed has committed a Thanksgiving miracle, by breaking a story about how General H.R. McMaster, Donald Trump’s national security adviser, thinks Donald Trump is a fucking moron. If this story is true (WHOA IF TRUE), McMaster is being correct like a common Rex Tillerson in making that assessment!

Let’s learn the dirty deets:

National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster mocked President Trump’s intelligence at a private dinner with a powerful tech CEO, according to five sources with knowledge of the conversation.

Over a July dinner with Oracle CEO Safra Catz … McMaster bluntly trashed his boss, said the sources, four of whom told BuzzFeed News they heard about the exchange directly from Catz. The top national security official dismissed the president variously as an “idiot” and a “dope” with the intelligence of a “kindergartner,” the sources said.

Buzzfeed reports it has a sixth source who says McMaster talked shit about Trump in private, “including that the president lacked the necessary brainpower to understand the matters before the National Security Council.” LOL if true!

Can we all take a moment to enjoy how wonderful this story is? Because all the other news today sucks.

This is us right now.
This is us right now.
This is us right now.

OK, that’s out of our system. (OR IS IT?)

The White House and Oracle are issuing the prerequisite denials, because they WOULD do that. You’re not supposed to say Trump is stupid out loud, especially when you are H.R. McMaster and you are theoretically one of the “sane” ones keeping Trump from nuking a small European country because “Fox & Friends” said it made fun of him:

The meeting, Oracle senior VP for government affairs Ken Glueck said, was about China, and “none of the statements attributed to General McMaster were said.” Glueck added that Catz “concurs entirely” with his account of the dinner.

Glueck responded to repeated inquiries only after BuzzFeed News contacted the NSC. And according to two sources with knowledge of the situation, administration officials threatened to retaliate against several figures with knowledge of the July dinner if they spoke to BuzzFeed News. Asked whether he had made his statement under pressure from the administration, Glueck responded, “ridiculous.”

Just ridiculous! We cannot imagine the Trump White House would threaten people with personal knowledge of high-ranking cabinet officials correctly saying Donald Trump is a fucking moron. (That does sound like the Trump White House, though.)

According to Buzzfeed, McMaster’s naughty cusses that night weren’t just about Trump. If this account is true, McMaster was the living embodiment that night of “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me”:

… [T]hree of the sources said that McMaster disparaged multiple members of the administration to Catz, including Tillerson, Secretary of Defense James Mattis, former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon, and President Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner. Of Kushner, one source told BuzzFeed News, McMaster said he had no business being in the White House and should not be involved in national security issues.

“[Catz] said the conversation was so inappropriate that it was jaw dropping,” another source told BuzzFeed News.

Oh no, he was talking dirty about Tillerson and Mattis? That is rude and they should all have a beer summit so they can make friends again.

He’s totally right about Bannon and that idiot Jared, though.

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  • wide_stance_hubby

    He wanted a second opinion and now he has it (and from 2 of The Best People): Dolt 45 is a dolt.

    If he wants a third opinion, I will volunteer that he is also repulsive.

  • Edith Prickly

    Today we are all H.R. McMaster?

  • Antonin Dvorak

    It never dawned on me before, but Debra Jo Rupp could play a passable Hillary Clinton.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    According to multiple sources, I made disparaging comments about Trump, his cabinet, and everyone who voted for him.

    • gallbladder

      Are you denying that allegation?

    • Jenny

      HAVE YOU NO DECENCY!?!?

    • Roadstergal

      According to multiple sources, I at one point said the name Trump without a descriptor such as ‘cunt,’ ‘twat,’ ‘dipshit,’ ‘imbecile,’ ‘bigot,’ or the like immediately before or after.

      I deny these allegations.

  • Asterix

    I’m going with McMaster is much of an asshole as Kelly – otherwise he would have left long ago. In other words, this report might not be true.

    Also, too, that said, McMaster might be the reason Jared still doesn’t have full security clearance.

  • Teecha

    A friend of mine regularly takes to the twittosphere to call that moran names. She’s trying to get him to block her. She’s been known to set her alarm for early morning Washington time so that she had more chance of him reading her opinion that he’s a fucking moronic cunt.

    • bbayliss

      I am unaware of how this works, but would it be possible to make a coordinated effort to have everyone responding to him to say simply “fucking moron”?

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    YES YES, ME TOO: I HAVE NEVER SAID DONALD TRUMP IS A MOTHER FUCKING MORON.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      OK, but what about IDIOT and DOPE and BRAIN OF A KINDERGARTNER. Fess up, now, you’ll feel better afterwards.

      Now that I think about it, “I NEVER SAID DONALD TRUMP IS A MOTHER FUCKING MORON” would make a great bumper sticker.

      • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

        Yeah maybe

    • jesterpunk

      I haven’t said that in the last 3 seconds. DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING MORON. There now I feel better.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I never say it in Spanish, because it sounds more elegant. “Donald Trump es un madre maldita idiota. Él también es un imbécil, un zonzo, y tan tonto como un infante.”

      • Marion in Savannah

        I just larned me a new wurd. Now I can use “zonzo” in a sentence.

        • gallbladder

          “Zonzo” is the name of my new heavy metal Latin skiffle jazz band, coming to a funeral near you.

        • Angela Ruzzo

          If you really want to impress your friends, you can call Trump a “bonzo zonzo.” Warning: This is hard to do after 3 beers.

          • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

            Bedtime for Zonzo?

      • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

        Never heard zonzo. Is that mexican slang?

        • Angela Ruzzo

          I picked it up in Barcelona 40 years ago, from a South American student, but we were drunk so I don’t remember what country he was from. I remember he was cute, that’s about it. Oh, gee, long buried brain cells are waking up….his name was Antonio…but I still don’t remember what country he was from.

          • H0mer0

            “Stronzo” is the Italian word for “asshole” so maybe it’s similar.

        • Doug Langley

          I think it means “dumb Zorro” but could be mistaken.

    • Jonny On Maui

      “He never had a mother. He was formed like all bacteria, by binary fission…”

  • memzilla Ω
    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      Clairee liebul!

    • Michael Smith

      Alice was considered very “racy” for her day.

      • Ωbjectifier

        She smoked. And drove cars!

  • MynameisBlarney

    Trump drops favorite pick for supreme court due to sudden death.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029866742

    • gallbladder

      For a moment I read that as Trump succumbing to sudden death.

    • jesterpunk

      How was Hillary’s murder squad involved?

      • therblig

        they trained manson. clearly, he knew too much.

        • jesterpunk

          Damn she really does play the long game and lets him stay in prison for decades before killing him when he gets sick.

          • therblig

            examples must be made to discourage others.

          • Roadstergal

            It’s a silly fantasy that 2016 was a carefully calculated HRC publicity stunt to bring full attention to the importance of midterm elections, the extent of Russian ratfuckery in the US, and the pervasiveness of sexual harassment and assault.

            But it’s a really nice fantasy…

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      People are saying that he’s replaced that pick with Frederick Douglass. He’s heard good things about Douglass, been doing good work. Bigly.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Yeah — we’ve been hearing more and more about him lately.

    • SDGeoff3

      I am laughing myself silly.

    • Doug Langley

      Well, if you want to get picky about it . . .

    • Oblios_Cap

      Why? Can’t they just rig up something like the contraption in Weekend at Bernie’s so that they can just raise his hand and make sure that he votes the right way?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Don’t give them any ideas!

      • Historicat

        They’re doing that with the whole damn country, so why not?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This is what qualifies as good news these days.

  • Joe Beese
  • Carpe Vagenda

    OT: There’s a reason Bannon and his medieval Catholic bros want Pope Hitler Youth back.

    https://twitter.com/lauriegnyt/status/932672910073921542

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Somehere out there there are people who do think Trump has the brainpower to understand the issues before the National Security Council.

    You think about that, I’m gonna have a drink as soon as my hands stop shaking so badly they knock the tumbler over.

    • marxalot

      Try a straw.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Easier than that, just put a nipple on the bottle. (Or, if you want to be more mature, a non-spill sippy cup.)

        • SDGeoff3

          With the handle on it. Works for me.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            Is there a sippy cup with two handles? I need two hands to hold things these days. (Personally, I prefer the nipple approach, bottle or no bottle.)

          • SDGeoff3

            I’m sure we can find one. The sippy cup. With two handles.

      • Jonny On Maui

        IV rig and bottle stand. With wheels if you insist on moving…

    • h4rr4r

      Maybe if you drank less your hands would not shake.

      • SDGeoff3

        Now, now, let’s remember where we are!

      • Marion in Savannah

        Given the way things are going lately I’m kinda suspicious of folks whose hands DON’T shake.

        • Oblios_Cap

          It does help us make better martinis.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Or more consistently.

    • Shibusa

      Conrad Black (Canadian bazillionaire & convicted felon) just wrote a column for the National Post crowing about how Trump is the ‘most effective U.S. president since Reagan….’ Vomit.

  • Joe Beese
    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      You know, it’d be kind of nice if their Snoopy Come Home fantasy about Jesus really did happen so he could throw all of these money-grubbers out once and for all.

      • Jonny On Maui

        If Jesus did come back they’d just nail him to a tree again…

        • Oblios_Cap

          Hell, he might have come back multiple times and they’ve just kept bombing the shit out of him.

          • Frances

            Google is paying 97$ per hour,with weekly payouts.You can also avail this.
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  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Well, I’m of the opinion anyone who spends more than 5 minutes listening to Donnie Two Scoops speak and doesn’t come away with the opinion that he is a babbling moron is themselves an idiot.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Or, a shameless opportunist with absolutely ZERO fucking scruples.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Why not both?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    A tough decision for Trump is Extra Crispy or Original Recipe.

    • SDGeoff3

      Extra crispy. Heat up Ol’ Betsy!!

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Even tougher: which one am I eating now?

    • Look, he’s a fucking moron, not fit for an assistant manager job at a car wash. We’re agreed. But this is overstating it. What kind of monster orders Extra Crispy?

      • Covfefe

        Half of my relatives order Extra Crispey. You must lives a charmed life.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Kindergartener libelz!!!

  • marxalot

    I for one am shocked.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader Cabinet Secretary?

    • Shibusa

      Tomorrow McMaster will have a press conference where he sidesteps all the questions about whether or not he actually said those things, and instead praises Orange Foolius for his superb intellect.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Shouldn’t it be spelled Rex Tillersky?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    FFS, I hope this is true–gives me some hope that we might survive the reign of Donald the Terrible after all.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The tax bill rollout is going as smoothly as the Repeal and Replace rollout.

      • Shibusa

        I have been phoning Congressional offices like a telemarketer working on commission.

        • weighmaster

          Thank you.

  • Joe Beese

    This is about 25% of the country.

    “If Jesus Christ gets down off the cross and told me Trump is with Russia, I would tell him, ‘Hold on a second. I need to check with the president if it’s true,’” said Mark Lee, one of six Trump voters to appear on a CNN panel Monday morning.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/361158-trump-voter-if-jesus-christ-told-me-trump-colluded-with-russia-id

    • OrG

      It’s a cult.

      • Jonny On Maui

        The Cult of the Proudly Dumb…

        • CripesAmighty

          …where stupidity is a virtue.
          (h/t: Charlie Pierce)

      • MynameisBlarney

        Krishnas are looking at these people and shaking their heads.

        • Oblios_Cap

          And Mormons.

        • HandsOfFate

          And the Manson family.

        • Cliff Hendroval

          Tom Cruise is saying “Those people are nuts”.

    • Covfefe

      If I were “the President,” I would have to check with Vladimir Vladimirovich (to find out if it’s true.)

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • gallbladder

      Probably the most astute observation Kristol has ever made.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Is he becoming self-aware and is that a Sign?

    • TJ Barke

      STOP MAKING ME LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE BILL KRISTOL MAKES ON POINT OBSERVATIONS!

      • BloviateMe

        It makes me feel violated.

        • Roadstergal

          #MeToo

        • Jonny On Maui

          “No matter how many showers I take, I’ll never be clean again…”

          • Daniel

            Up until about two weeks ago I thought Silkwood was a brand that was fashionable in the States at the moment.

          • bewareofme

            Hahahaha

    • OutOfOrbit

      “Bill,” (me to Kristol) “It took this orange gabboon in the WH to get you to say anything negative about any Republican, evah. Does this not tell you ANYfuckingTHING about your FUCKING Republican party?”

    • Covfefe

      In view of the fact that Billy Kristol not only was able to stomach Sarah Palin but actively promote her for vice-President. . . .?

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Billy Kristol would certainly understand the plight of an old and desperate comic trying to milk stale material.

  • BloviateMe

    Dang, I was about to gloat that the sweetest sound in the world is hearing your name listed as getting to leave jury duty because the primary didn’t show (happened to me today, woo hoo!), but hearing McMaster say these things would have trumped that.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Last time I served, I thought I had lucked out right up to the last minute and. . .picked.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Buzzfeed reports it has a sixth source

    Was it Bruce Willis? Cause I saw that movie.

    • gallbladder

      (Tips server. Leaves.)

      • MynameisBlarney

        *runs after you*

        TRY THE VEEEEEAAAL!!!

        • gallbladder

          Well, I suppose I could use a little something to eat.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Remember, it’s tip the veal and try your waitress.

          • OutOfOrbit

            my waitress has a cute butt & i been drinkin, so… ?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Keep your hands to yourself…

          • Paul

            Leave.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Love the line in that movie: “I see stupid people.”

  • TJ Barke

    If you’ve listened to Donnie for over five minutes and haven’t realized how stupid he is, then you’re even dumber.

    • BloviateMe

      He has the best words, though.

    • Daniel

      I am taken aback by the number of people having to ask if this claim is true. How did people ever think he was clever?

      • Paperless Tiger

        When he always gives the wrong answer, they think he’s just being sassy.

      • TJ Barke

        He’s got money.

        • Oblios_Cap

          So they say.

        • Dudleydidwrong

          Rubles is money?

        • jesterpunk

          It depends how he feels that day and he seems pretty sad so he might be broke now.

        • Rags

          Assumes facts not in evidence

        • Sometimes.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      New Constitutional Amendment:

      WHEREAS occasionally the Electoral College fucks up; and
      WHEREAS the will of the majority of voters in a Presidential election is occasionally overturned by said Electoral College;
      BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that in the future, in the case of a split between the popular vote winner and Electoral College winner of a Presidential Election, the winner shall be determined by a head-to-head 2-day winner-take-all match of Jeopardy!, to be hosted by Canadian (and therefore unbiased) Alex Trebek. In the event that Mr. Trebek is unavailable, the host shall be one of the following noted Canuckistanis: Mike Myers, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Anne Murray, Celine Dion.

  • Ωbjectifier

    I despise Oracle. I know that’s not the point but nevertheless, I despise Oracle.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      At one point in my career, keeping the runtime files updated and running was the bane of my existence.

    • Persistent Demme

      When a helicopter flies overhead, Mr. Demme has been known to shake his fist at the sky, and yell, “Damn you Larry!”
      (He assumes it’s Larry trying to beat the traffic.)

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I wish just once he’d send a tweet directly to @ real Donald Trump saying

      STIFLE IT, MEATHEAD!

    • Kryptonian Canis

      Feels an awful lot like a 25th Amendment kinda situation, don’t it?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Sounds like McMasters might have been a bit tired and emotional that evening.

    • Michael Smith

      Either that, or he finally got some treatment for his economic anxiety.

    • The bartender tending the open bar asked McMaster, “what’ll ya have?”

      McMaster replied, “a Truth Serum, neat.”

      • Daniel

        The bar tender said “oh, it’s not going to be neat.”

  • kilgoretrout

    We’re not laughing with you, Donnie, we’re laughing at you.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Laughing, con mucho gusto!

    • BloviateMe

      A sort of tense laugh though, what with nuclear annihilation possible and all.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        (On way to gallows) “Well, we might as well enjoy the walk…”

        • Jonny On Maui

          “It’d be better if it wasn’t all uphill…”

          • wide_stance_hubby

            And such small portions.

      • commatoes

        Gallows humour.

    • Roadstergal

      We’re saying boo-urns!

  • goonemeritus

    Why doesn’t the lib media ever quote the half of Trump’s cabinet that think Trump is just kind of slow but not a fucking moron?

    • commatoes

      Because family members don’t count.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • BloviateMe

      Oh my that made me laugh out loud.

    • TJ Barke

      I haven’t decided if Ben is terminally stupid or just pandering to them.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Both. Much like Lisa Benson. I took one look at the cartoon in today’s paper and immediately knew who’d drawn it.

  • The Wanderer

    I misread that at first, thinking that you had written “The White House and its Oracle.”

    I was thinking that the Cumaean Sybil must have really needed the work.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Poor Cassandra.

      • The Wanderer

        Yeah, thanks to Apollo no one ever believed her.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        Cassandra Rodham-Clinton :(

        • Roadstergal

          THIS.

  • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

    Trump is a fucking moron. Or a dementia patient. Or BOT,K.

    A “diplomatic incident” occurred recently where he mistook newly-elected New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern for Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/20/donald-trump-mistook-new-zealand-pm-justin-trudeaus-wife/

    Oops, eh… I take it Dotard was not focused “up north” on either woman’s eyes and mind, but — “down under”…?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/970ac75e8a9b7d2a0adf50b632c88b22d7db4dce35eb3a17a723d59719b0aae6.jpg

    • MynameisBlarney

      Oh for fucks sake.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        Many, many lulz were had on the plane back to Ottawa. Believe me.

    • Oblios_Cap

      The Kiwi apparently gave him some zingers when he attempted his passive-aggressive routine on her.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And they all probably went right fuck over his empty head.
        And whatever the fuck that thing is living on top of it.

  • Kryptonian Canis

    Let’s face it, probably the most powerful person in the country right now is the executive producer for “Fox & Friends”, as they are able to reprogram the addled brain of the President of the United States on a daily basis.

    • Daniel

      Steve Doocy has more power than any elected official.

      Think about that.

      • BloviateMe

        Jesus.

        That’s chilling.

      • The Wanderer
        • Historicat

          That’s been me for the past year.

      • Crank Tango

        Steve Doocy shouldn’t have any more power than a hand-cranked vibrator.

        • The Wanderer

          The one with the 1/3 horsepower gas engine?

      • Jonny On Maui

        Nope! he says as reaching for the dope box…

      • shastakoala

        What’s scary is his children following in his footsteps.

    • BloviateMe

      We all need to donate to the Catheter Cowboy fund.

    • bbayliss

      Sad but true.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Assumes brain previously in evidence.

    • Grizzly

      Fortunately there is “Cather Cowboy” to help restrict the damage.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkhnUBTdWP0

      • Roadstergal

        The Catheter Cowboy is a goddam American hero.

  • Crystalclear12

    This is funny in we are all fucked kinda way.

  • Raan

    Maybe McMaster was trying to get them to set up his VirtualBox.

    • bewareofme

      Maybe idiot, moron and dope are safe words?

  • Crystalclear12

    Have we switched over to mandatory day drinking yet?

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Calling trump a “dope” and an “idiot” is praising with faint damns:
    https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/932686050450989056

    • Oblios_Cap

      If wishes were fishes, we would all cast nets. Or sticks of dynamite.

  • Swampay

    As an ex long term Oracle employee, I can only cheer Safra for revealing this conversation before she had to deny it. Go Safra!

    • Gigglesnort

      Well, it was really too good a story to keep to herself. You can’t make this shit up.

  • BadKitty904

    Well, that could be because Turmp IS a fucking moron. That’s why Putin chose him as a weapon to use against the United States.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
    • Roadstergal

      I MISS THEM.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      I love that not only do they know they are a meme, but have decided to fully embrace it.

      • BadKitty904

        Amen. These “Barry’n’Joe” posts make me smile every time.

        • H0mer0

          I still wanna know who Joe was acknowledging while Obama was speaking.

          • BadKitty904

            Mitch McConnell, I hope.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        Our coolest President. And one of our better ones.

      • Opiwan

        shit, I’ll bet they pass them back and forth via text, trying to outdo each other

    • gallbladder

      Wanna really drive Trump nuts? Point out that the number of favorites Bamz gets for his tweets quadruple those afforded Drumpf.

      • Roadstergal

        And that’s a total that does not involve Russian bots.

    • BigCSouthside

      You know what. Fuck the constitution. Bring these two back until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

    • Thiazin Red

      They’re doing the memes themselves now?

      • CripesAmighty

        More of a hat-tip. Delightful.

  • An Administration spokesman assured the public that the Emperor was not naked, but was wearing invisible clothes that only the smart people could see.

    • commatoes

      Trump naked?

      Give us some warning will ya!

      I lack the requisite gastro-intestinal fortitude for that particular mental image.

      • Empress of the Iguana People

        Though I mostly image Jabba the Hut pretending to be a hooman

        • commatoes

          Naked Trump… on a trampoline… in slo mo.

          I am so very sorry. I will see myself out now.

          • covfefesumgame0005

            you just brought misery to thousands of people!!!!!!

          • pb_&_sauerkraut

            You just rubbed canned clams on my eyeballs.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻
        • mardam422

          That’s quite a maple leaf he’s sporting there. So, just sayin’. Is he disrespecting the Canadian flag? I mean, rubbing his junk on the Stars and Stripes would get him killed in this country. But only if he were a Democrat…or blah, I guess.

          • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

            Canada’s not so uptight of a country… and at least it’s a more secular upgrade from the fig leaf.

            The other leaf comes next year.

    • Covfefe

      WAS NOT NAKED! Emperor Donald Fredovich was wearing one of those ultra-stylish dry cleaning bags.

    • Electric Ukulele Land

      Not only is the emperor not naked, but it would not be a big deal if he was. And besides, it’s Hillary and Obama that are naked. Furthermore, being naked is fake news.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Meanwhile in europe we are getting the biggest coffeeshop in Amsterdam evah!
    https://www.politico.eu/article/amsterdam-european-medicines-agency-new-host/

    • covfefesumgame0005

      LOL I still have and use the grinder I got at the Bulldog coffee house there!as well as a pipe I bought at another one, Mellow Yellow I think, they had these steps down, kinda tricky in the winter :)

  • Jonny On Maui

    Oh! BTW, thank you Evan. Kitty is my spirit animal.

  • John Thorstensen

    Many kindergarteners are extremely intelligent. However, they do tend to lack experience and maturity.

    • shastakoala

      Unlike Trump most of them can color inside the lines.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And they don’t eat paste.

      • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

        And are capable of learning.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Trump. Fully weaponized stupid.

    • commatoes

      Distilled and purified.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Well, we have an extra chair at Thanksgiving, AND plenty of wine, should McMaster need a place to eat and chat.

  • Raan
  • Walter Wellstone

    Fucking moron indeed.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    “You said you wanted turkey and smoked fish for Thanksgiving!”

    https://twitter.com/dearjhonletter/status/764934078021836801

    • covfefesumgame0005

      more like turfuckkin-A

      • Jon Sussex

        What tur fuck?

        • covfefesumgame0005

          a smoking fish stuck up a turkey’s ass of course!

    • Flashman

      This image deserves a trigger warning.

    • blaid droog

      Did that come from a Ridley Scott movie?

      • Kgprophet

        David Lynch

        • O4FSake

          Eraserhead

  • JD Mulvey
    • mardam422

      Is that Brady for “Snitches get stitches”?

  • Iam Reading

    Ok, but it isn’t so bad that he is willing to give up his paycheck.

    • Resistor Radio

      Or maybe he’s the only thing keeping us from nuclear war?

      • Iam Reading

        Seriously. I love liberal projection, it is so full of hope and faith in fellow humans, very unlike conservative projection.

        Sadly, conservatives don’t deserve your generosity.

  • BigCSouthside

    Can’t wait til one of these guys writes the tell all

    • Shibusa

      I wish Vlad would write a tell-all about Trump.

      • Resistor Radio

        I’ll wait for the movie

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Mattis? that’s kind of surprising. Bannon and Rexxon? Duh…

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “You’re rubber and I’m glue. Whatever you say…bounces off you and sti….Fuck you McMaster!”
    Trump’s reply

  • Herewegoagain

    If it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, it’s probably a duck. Is Donald a duck? Sure is….and blindingly obvious that he is dishonest, and a pathological liar, in his previous career as a real estate swindler and 2nd rate reality tv host he could get away with being an ignorant narcissist.

    Being a liar and bully was actually an asset. But it doesn’t work as President. His fragile ego is disintegrating right before our eyes. The poor clown is cracking under the strain. His mental health was poor already, but the stress of this office is causing a slow motion meltdown.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Canard a la Lugenpresse?

    • blaid droog

      I was hoping for his mental breakdown as my birthday present( feb,21) but then I realized that was too soon. Pence should go down first. Ryan is such a total idiot, he wouldn’t last long either.

  • Shibusa
    • Peggy Ryan

      I sure as hell would clean the tub before I put the turkey in to soak.

  • Suse
    • H0mer0

      Charles looks like a Klingon

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    The fact everyone in this administration talks smack about each other cannot be considered news.

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      It sure makes for a stream of leaks.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    It’s nice that the NSA — an active-duty Lieutenant General — and the CEO of a defense contractor are so cozy. I’ll bet that saves taxpayers a ton of money.

    • Suttree

      Were they following the mother Pence rule? That’s how these things happen you know.

  • Mary Theresa
  • NastyBossetti

    the conversation was so inappropriate that it was jaw dropping

    Shit, you guys, I think the entire world – including us – has been having a jaw-droppingly inappropriate conversation for the last year or so.

  • Bitter Scribe

    This is reminding me of a “joke” that made the rounds during the early Sixties:

    A reporter for Pravda snapped one day and ran around the Kremlin hollering “Comrade Khrushchev is an idiot! Comrade Khrushchev is an idiot!”

    He was sentenced to eleven years in the gulag: One for slander, and ten for revealing a state secret.

    If possible, that joke is even less funny now than it was then.

  • Suttree

    As a child I heard of slam books, but it was never anything that I saw IRL. Apparently what’s old becomes new again. At the highest levels of power. We are doomed.

    • Nah, you should read what people said of Lincoln or FDR or Nixon and probably all the rest of them through time.
      This is nothing new.

  • miss_grundy

    Anyone with a lick of sense knows that Dotard is a moron.

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      A Doron.

  • bluicebank

    In vino veritas rears it ugly head. Again.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSj1G4Vf0w

  • Left Coast Tom

    So this means it’s unanimous that Trump is a moron?

  • Bad Scooter

    First rule of being a dumbfuck whisperer: don’t tell other people how dumb are the fucks to whom you’re whispering.

  • Kitty Smith

    So, how long before McMaster is Your Fired? The first rule IS, of course, that King Trump is the specialist, most smartest person ever, who bangs all the chicks.

  • Marc Berrenson

    The question is: “Is this something McMaster just discovered?” or has he been holding back for the last year?

    Makes a difference?

  • SeeTrain65
  • Delu

    Well we have a consensus at least o the Trump Generals end.

    But you know what? They are going to accept that consensus….and go right back to their job.

    Supporting Trump.

  • There is no way the CEO of oracle did not have a recording device in the turned on position.

    • Roadstergal

      Where were they? CA is a two-party-consent state.

  • BelmontPublicLibrary

    All these dipshits complaining about how Trump’s an idiot are just as responsible for the state of things as King Moron is. It’s no secret he’s stupid and monumentally unfit for the office, but when you are in a position to correct the problem and do nothing-fuck all these people.

  • Herewegoagain

    US tax cuts prove Donald Trump is nothing but a fake populist……………………….

    The tax reform proposal now being developed in the US Congress confirms that Donald is no populist. A populist is someone who champions the ordinary folk against the elite. This is precisely what Donald Trump did in running for the presidency. He said that he “used to be” part of America’s “financial elite”, though “I hate to say it”. But, said the man who claimed to be worth $US10 billion ($8.4 billion), he had changed: “You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.”

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh great — now the Russians are gonna find out.

  • SayItWithOtters
  • Kryptonian Canis

    I just came by to share a screen grab from RawStory because there are not enough copies of it on the internet.
    https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Trump-cnn-debate-chin.jpg

    • Husband Of Mrs God

      Just before his daily session in the anthropomorphing chamber.

      • resisting and persisting

        Still trying to figure out how to work the face.

    • Morningside

      Hideous!

  • Scott1960

    I just wish he had the emotional maturity of a kindergartner.

  • Husband Of Mrs God

    Totally made my day, thanks!

  • jim heffner

    The surprising thing is that between 20 and 25%(around 34% conditionally) of our country still can not imagine any reason they would waver in their support of the donald. We need to, at least partially, blame the Media that continues to pander to the lowest common denominator of intelligence. I look back to how I ridiculed the Dubya and Sarah and could not imagine that level of ignorance in national politics ever again. I’ve been wrong before and I’ll probably be wrong again, but I hope we’ve finally hit bottom. If we demand that politicians have at least the level of a legitimate GED from kindergarten we’d eliminate at least one elected official.

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      • jim heffner

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    • amrak63

      He gives them permission to be out-and-proud bigots, and that is why they adore him.

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