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In what has to be the stupidest political protest this week (we’d say “of 2017,” but there’s still a month and a half for much more stupid), a whole bunch of Sean Hannity fans are showing their support for the smartest man on TV by smashing up their Keurig coffeemakers after the company announced it would pull its ads from Fox’s Hannity Funtimes Shouty Hour. The company had been pressured by godless liberals to drop Hannity after his bizarre defense of Roy Moore, who is only an ACCUSED child molester. You’d better bet that videos like the one above, of a guy smashing a single-cup coffee machine he already paid for, will bring the company to its knees as surely as Starbucks was brought down by all the morons buying coffee and demanding the barista write “Merry Christmas” or “Donald Trump” on the cup.

It’s almost as if these dipwads don’t understand what a “boycott” is at all. But now they won’t have shitty coffee this morning, thanks to their defense of Sean Hannity and Roy Moore, and what’s better, they won’t be filling up landfills with millions of stupid single-serving plastic coffee pods. Several other brands have pulled their ads from Hannity as well, but so far we haven’t seen accused-pedophile supporters vowing to destroy their own DNA to stick it to the ads being pulled by genetic testing company “23 and Me.”

There are at least some fun videos of people destroying their coffeemakers, which should definitely prove…something:

Offended? Hardly. Laughing at is really different; you need to pay more attention.

There’s also this noteworthy coffee activism, which should have a devastating effect on triggered libs and own them:

Some guy thought he was Daryl Dixon and shot his coffeemaker with a crossbow. Is America great again?

And finally, there’s this manic insanity for people who want some good Patriotic gun-humping coffee:

Jesus Christ, these people.

Meanwhile, there’s occasional Wonkette contributor Respectable Lawyer, who is warning rightwing coffee fans they might be substituting even worse dangers for Keurig:

He also convinced a lady to call the maker of her other-brand coffee pods and ask them whether they support sharia law.

Some leftish folks have pledged to reward Keurig for its decision by buying their machines, but no, that is bad for the environment and also makes shitty coffee. We should be delighted that wingnuts are switching to less wasteful ways of getting their coffee.

And then there’s the whole Deep Principle that’s behind the boycott — which isn’t a boycott if you’re smashing stuff you already bought, It really isn’t working too well in the logic department:

For its part, Keurig has pretty much fucked up its response to the coffee clash. Instead of saying “You’re damn right we ordered the code red,” CEO Bob Gamgort sent a memo to employees containing this retroactive ass covering:

In conclusion, Keurig is terrible coffee, with packaging that’s terrible for the environment, and we’re delighted to see fewer wingnuts buying it. Don’t tell, OK?

Now if we can just convince makers of plastic grocery bags to condemn Roy Moore, Hannity, and Donald Trump…

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  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Liberals are amused AF by this video of a Keurig being thrown off of a building

    /fixed
    /FFS

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      The fact that they actually believe any of us would be offended by them breaking their own stuff in a petulant tantrum is absolutely hysterical. Yes Trumpanzees, I cried myself to sleep last night over the thought of you pitching your coffee maker out the window… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Don’t stop now, wingnuts. Throw all you valuable stuff off the balcony. That’ll teach us!

    • Weird Fishes

      Flat screens TV are pro-Sharia!
      One of the guys from the DUKES OF HAZZARD once said “Geyz are okay by me”
      SMASH YOUR TVs!

    • Oblios_Cap

      Whatever you do, don’t throw yourselves off.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        As a liberal, that would really offend me! And all other liberals! We’d be very sad. We’d be especially offended and sad if you did it before the next election day.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Is it wrong to hope that some of them throw themselves off the balcony?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    There’s also this noteworthy coffee activism

    “Hey everyone, I’m making a Peet’s run–who wants what?”

    • PersianOregano

      I was at an impromptu sidewalk protest one cold February night outside a hotel where McTurtle and friends were gathering to collect donor checks (and sneaking out the freight entrance I might add) when the local Peet’s sent an employee out with free coffee coupons for all :)

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    I’m a liberal. I’m deeply offended by breathing and daily caloric intake.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      And don’t even get me started about caffeine addiction!

  • Bill D. Burger

    eRealtor just dropped Hannity …..so, shouldn’t insHannity’s knuckledraggers burn their houses to protest?

    Just a suggestion.

    • GoutMachine

      And it’s eRealtor, so perhaps they should boycott the internet also too.

      • Mary Theresa

        That’s a fantasy I entertain regularly.

        • YoBunnyBunny

          But in fairness, they have been threatening exaclty that for the past eleven months. Why they haven’t fucked completely off is a mystery to me (not really).

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Or burn their computer. I think eTrade did the same.

    • jesterpunk

      They will buy more houses and put them in Trump’s name to show them.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Well, if they try to buy a house using Trump’s name and credit history they might get laughed out of the bank.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          If you don’t get arrested.

  • Put On Your War Paint!

    Wingnuts are invariably stupid. But this takes Stupid to new depths. If you took a nuclear-powered Bathysphere to the bottom of the Marianas Trench of Stupid, these Assholes would still pass you at free-fall speed.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      It’s turtles of stupid all the way down…

    • Oblios_Cap

      For 20 minutes once, in the 1960s.

  • proudgrampa

    Do I even want to know what a bologna cake is?

  • but so far we haven’t seen accused-pedophile supporters vowing to destroy their own DNA to stick it to the ads being pulled by genetic testing company “23 and Me.

    It would be a horrible, horrible, awful thing that would make this liberal snowflake cry for you if you brave manly conservatives stood up to big DNA by sabotaging your microwave or ingesting polonium to irradiate yourself and scramble your DNA.

    Honest.

    • notanncoulter

      soon this will be happening anyway with the EPA, which used to be a force for good, now encouraging and endorsing all that is bad.

  • A Groucho Marxist

    Coffee from a Keurig is so weak my wife and I thought we had the flu.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Not being a coffee drinker, I thought the whole idea behind K-cups is that they made a really good cup of coffee, so people liked it despite the ridiculous expense and environmental degradation.

      Now I’m just baffled.

      • A Groucho Marxist

        It’s minutely more convenient, and that is the sole benefit. I mean, it’s instant coffee in a little cup, and instant will never taste as good as freshly brewed.

  • beingreleased

    “Now if we can just convince makers of plastic grocery bags to condemn Roy Moore, Hannity, and Donald Trump…”

    I’m taking this reusable tote bag to the grocery store to piss off libruls!!!1!111one!

    • Seek

      CA outlawed grocery store plastic bags. One of the suspected causes of the Hep A outbreak that has happened in SoCal, San Diego specifically is that the homeless no longer have those bags to clean up after themselves. They’ve had 20 people die in SD from Hep A. For each solution, there is a new problem.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear nerdy Wypipo neckbeard,

    You are not “woke.” You will never be “woke.” You have no earthly idea what “woke” is.

    Step the entire fuck off.

    EQ

    • Ling Ling

      Also, skip “patriotic” – that word all used up during the Bush years.

      • The Patriot Act destroyed the word “patriot” for a generation or two.

  • Blanche Beecham

    I think they should boycott Special Prosecutor, Sean “fucking idiot” Hannity, and offending the Libruls by voting for the Democrat Jones in Alabama. Think how mad all those Liberals will be when you steal their thunder!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I am not going to watch any of these videos because the idea that any of these assholes might end up getting enough views to warrant some shitty advertising that makes them some money make Babby Jesus weep.

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    Owning the libturds by brewing a cup of shade-grown pour-over through an unbleached biodegradable filter

    • OneYieldRegular

      …brought to a boil over a fire of old-growth redwood and 4,000 year old Bristlecone pine and served with whale meat bacon.

      • Ling Ling

        …served piping hot in a mug made from a panda skull

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Don’t laugh, whale bacon is almost as good as seal kabobs

        • MynameisBlarney

          Spotted Owl Fritters or GTFO!

      • Ricky Gay

        Lightly dusted with some canned clam zest! mmm!

        • OneYieldRegular

          I’ll agree to prepare everything else, but you zest the canned clams, mkay?

        • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

          YOU MONSTER1!!!!!1!!

          • Ricky Gay

            THAT’S what I was going for!

      • grindstone

        Whale meat bacon goes well with condor eggs over easy.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I bet you even grind your own.

      Coffee, that is.

    • Erala Contratista

      Used to have a gold plated filter!

  • Baconzgood

    Keurig? Those are shit coffee makers.

    As someone that serviced and sold restaurant/bar/grocery store/ convince store stuff for years.

    BUNN-O-MATIC!

    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Sean.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      for commercial- at home I use a nice Cuisinart. Half the cost of a Keurig, half the crap to throw out and twice the quality cup of coffee.

      • Erala Contratista

        Yup, Cuisinart makes a nice $25 four cup machine that we take on road trips.
        Used to see them in motels, but now it’s pods or packs. 😐

    • Roadstergal

      I bought my husband an Italian auto-barista machine back in 2009. It takes whole beans and gives you fresh joe. In all of the times I’ve had it, the only service it’s required is when I had to put in a new grinder. Great machine; takes in whole beans, puts out compost/fertilizer.

  • GoutMachine

    …so far we haven’t seen accused-pedophile supporters vowing to destroy their own DNA to stick it to the ads being pulled by genetic testing company “23 and Me.”

    Man, if only we could be so lucky. Think of the beautiful gene pool we’d have then!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Well, they’ve been boycotting science and human decency for a while, so maybe this is actually a step up?

  • ManchuCandidate

    If only we can proclaim that money is a librul plot and that throwing it away would make us mad.

    Note : Dotards it would really make me vomit in rage if you throw your money away to me.

    • Serai 1

      Even better, convince the idiots that all liberals are ALLERGIC to money, and thus should have it thrown at us whenever possible. The larger the denomination, the better. I know I break out in hives whenever I see a $100 bill!

      • SpideySenser

        They’ll be trashing those new $20 Harriett Tubman’s faster than you can say “sawbuck”.

        • Serai 1

          Fine. They’ll just be out all that money they’re destroying. The mint will print more, but at least they’ll have their little jackoff memories.

  • Indiepalin

    In related news, The Mesothelioma Law Firm is buying up all the air time they can, in a bid to become Hannity’s sole sponsor.

    • laughingnome

      Trump’s wife has a law firm?

      • SpideySenser

        Not sure, but I’ve heard she has firm something somethings.

      • notanncoulter

        you owe me a keyboard.
        please issue c&c warning when appropriate.
        if there had been a cat in my lap i’d be singing falsetto for the rest of my life.

    • Bill D. Burger

      I can’t believe all those ads from Trump University, Trump Air, Trump USFL, Trump casinos, Trump whine….etc. aren’t more than enough to keep insHannity afloat?

      Oh…bankruptcies and frauds?…nevermind!

    • arglebargle

      Won’t anyone think of the Depends and the catheters.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        When I cath, I like to think about clean coal.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Boycotting Keurig is NOT ENOUGH. Lovers of Hannity need to boycott ALL coffee that is not grown in America, and that includes boycotting coffee grown in Hawaii because that is Obama territory. In fact, I call on REAL PATRIOTS to stick to home-grown chicory like your Confederate ancestors and make liberals REALLY mad.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Coffee and Chicory libelz. All the best Whotats drink Community Coffee. Or French Market in an emergency.

  • Put On Your War Paint!

    Wingnuts? You want to *really* offend me? Send cash to Planned Parenthood, that makes me want to Vomit in outrage!

    • Roadstergal

      Do you know what I’m offended by? Voting in trans representatives. Boy, I was pissed off last week! And it’s against Sharia law*, so get on it!

      *I dunno, but I’m sure the wingnuts don’t either.

      • Put On Your War Paint!

        xD

  • BigCSouthside

    Ugh. They sell that black rifle coffee at my range simply because it says black rifle and has an AR on it

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Marketing geniuses! You CAN sell rat turds with the right packaging.

      • Roadstergal

        The right-wing version of the Non-GMO Project Verified stamp.

      • Bill D. Burger

        aka: Trump meats.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Thanks, Doc. For reasons very different than these idiots, I support the destruction of these environmental blights everywhere, all the time.

  • JMP

    Why would you buy one of those stupid Keurig things? They’re such a waste, considering all the plastic you go through, and it’s much more of a pain in the ass to make each cup one at a time than a full pot. I understand why an office might like it to allow people to do the different flavors – though that still doesn’t make up for the waste issue – but for a home? No.

    And man, these people really don’t understand the difference between being mocked and angering people, do they?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      About the only place they make sense is hotel room coffee- one or two cups and easy for housekeeping to replenish.

      • cmd resistor

        Only two places I have ever used one. HOTel, and a colonoscopy waiting room — so coffee wasn’t even for me, because of course couldn’t have any — but I made a cup for my designated driver because he didn’t know how to work the machine.

    • SpideySenser

      I read somewhere that the designer of those things regrets his invention because of all the ghastly waste of plastic. Makes me wonder why he didn’t at least use recyclable materials.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        price- cheaper to use plastic

        • SpideySenser

          It’s always about the money…SAD!

  • BigCSouthside

    I’m trying to think of an analogous incident in the liberal community where we went ape shit at a company defending someone who said awful shit

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      I think it would be Chick Filla or Hobby Lobby. But we don’t have those up here so I made five Xian girls get abortions.

    • notanncoulter

      we are not wired that way.

  • ImGoingBacon

    I didn’t have any coffee this morning, and am ramped up like Tweek on South Park anyway.
    That being said, please help me make sense of these words in a sentence format:
    “I’m old fashioned, and still use a percolator coffee maker. Makes the second best cup of coffee, only to campfire coffee. And only Dunkin’ Donuts coffee will do.”
    Is she talking about the coffee beans, or the results of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee brewing efforts? It reads as if there are 2 weapons, no, 3 weapons to make good coffee.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Percolating coffee is the fucking WORST way to brew coffee.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        I always associate it with after church service when I was a kid. My parents went for Tasters Choice freeze dried.

        • GoutMachine

          Oh, man, my parents still make shit-tastic, weak-ass coffee. My sister will usually schlep her espresso machine for holidays.

      • notanncoulter

        …unless you enjoy being able to extract every possible bitter compound, that is.

    • SpideySenser

      I’m as unclear on the subject as you, sorry no can clarify.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    “Campfire coffee” = I has a small penis and must pretend I have woods skillz.

    • Roadstergal

      Freedom Press?

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        With freedom roasted coffee.
        Patriots only!

    • Realistically, campfire coffee is pretty shitty, but when you’re camping and going through caffeine withdrawals, it’s … good.

  • dslindc

    I’m going to stick with my Aeropress and organic, fair trade coffee like a good libtard.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Aeropress are us, too.

    • AJ Milne

      I love my Aeropress…

      … but usually just wind up paying my fair trade coffeehouse to make my cappuccinos for me.

      … so semi-relapsed libtard or something. Tho’ as pretty much all their baristas are students, I guess it’s also sorta supporting postsecondary education.

  • notanncoulter

    there are far cheaper ways to make shitty coffee.
    why have we become obsessed with shit coffee [can’t stand starbucks – they burn the shit out of beans thereby removing any redeeming characteristics they may have once possessed].
    k-cups is/are the most expensive way to make a cup of coffee for yourself, shitty or otherwise.

    • Proud Liberal

      I buy Via instant coffee and use my Keurig for the hot water. It’s delicious.

    • Serai 1

      Whatever happened to dumping a spoonful of Folgers into some hot water, for fuck’s sake?

    • h4rr4r

      They make refillable pods, and compostable ones too.

      Not everyone has half an hour to fuckabout in the morning or $3 to spend on coffee everyday. I solve this by drinking soda in the morning.

  • arglebargle

    Self congratulations are in order. My sarcastic reply as a Roy Moore supporter said the girls were very mature for their age. Now this…

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/trump-loving-radio-host-roy-moores-beautiful-teen-accusers-could-have-passed-for-20/

    Admittedly, it was an easy prediction.

    • notanncoulter

      what were they wearing?
      [asking for a republican congresscritter]

    • Roadstergal

      I mean… to be fair, they were more mature then than Trump is now. But Moore should still keep his dick to himself.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      “Where are the women Hillary’s dated all these years?” he asked of Clinton. “How come they don’t come forward? Where are they? Everybody knows about them.”

      “I’ve heard the rumors about Bathhouse Barry,” he then claimed of Obama. “Everyone has. Bathhouse Barry, well known in Chicago. By the way, not a rumor from a stranger I don’t know, rumors from my friends in Chicago, who are people in the know who tell me Barack Obama has a sordid past.”

      Bwahahahahahaha!

      • GoutMachine

        Isn’t Bathhouse Barry the cheap knockoff sequel to Leisure Suit Larry?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        So basically, Root is saying he hangs out with a bunch of gheys who frequent bathhouses

        • grindstone

          Bathhouse gheys or DLers, one or the other. Do bath houses even still exist, and did they ever exist outside San Francisco?

      • NastyBossetti

        Even if either of those things were true, neither rumor appears to be about them molesting children. And they’re not running for office! Jesus, why are these people so fucking stupid? It’s exhausting.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          It’s called Whataboutism (h/t John Oliver). The idea is to change the subject and talk about anything else, preferably a liberal being horrible in their eyes.

      • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

        “Obviously if your side does terrible things that I invent, you’ll do me a solid and look past my kid-creeper candidate’s past!”

        Nope, you shitwad. I won’t.
        The best I can do for you, pro-kid-diddler, is to make sure Obama or Hillary doesn’t become President ever again. Done and done!

        Now, then…Why won’t you do the same for Roy Moore?

    • GoutMachine

      “I swear, ossifer, she said she was 20!”

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      This, from the people who demand that your birth certificate match the bathroom you go into.

      If you can pass for a different gender, that’s bad. Pass for a different age?

      Totally acceptable! Also totally understandable how you might become fondled by older men, who are simply more accustomed to fondling slightly older women against their will.

  • Weird Fishes

    RWNJ Snowflake alert!

  • Michael R
    • Ling Ling

      do it! DO IT NOW!

      • Rotisserie Teal

        Unless you’re chicken. You’re not ‘chicken’ are ya?

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Now, if Pepe were to stick his tongue into that electrical outlet, I, as a bleeding heart liberal, would be very, very sad.

  • Rick Hill

    First they have to give up footsballs. Now carfevee. What can we do to make them give up beers? Or, at least the beer like substance they usually drink

  • Darkrose

    This just proves Michelle Obama should have done a PSA about how no one should ever drink bleach.

    • Serai 1

      …or eat paste.

      • Sally

        Or lead paint! Or Flint’s water!

      • Rotisserie Teal

        Or, have sex with children.

      • cmd resistor

        Do they even make paste anymore? They used to have this stuff in elementary school in a little plastic container, with some kind of brush/applicator stuck inside the lid. The paste was white, and pasty.

        • SpideySenser

          The paste was white, and p̶a̶s̶t̶y̶ tasty.
          FTFY

          • cmd resistor

            I sort of remember the smell but I never ate any.

          • SpideySenser

            I licked some off my finger, once. Not tasty, in fact very blechy.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Mmmm. Wintergreen flavored horses hooves.

          • SpideySenser

            Just add some sprinkles.

        • Serai 1

          Oh yeah, they still make it. Schools are pretty much the only place you see it, though.

          • cmd resistor

            I was just thinking, there’s also a thing called library paste, which I assume might be more toxic and less available to kids.
            I don’t remember my kid having paste in school when young, which would have been 10-15 years ago? Just Elmer’s and glue sticks. Maybe glue sticks are the new paste.
            There was also rubber cement, which probably was something that could be sniffed? You never see that anymore either. Sorry, paste tangent.

          • Serai 1

            Rubber cement is still around. I always have a jar of it. Great stuff. And we definitely didn’t have glue sticks when I was a kid. Those are an 80’s thing. We had paste (for paper) and Elmer’s glue (for other stuff) and rubber cement (for when you didn’t want it permanent).

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Or play with their poop.

  • Timothy Watson
  • dslindc

    It’s a shame we can’t get them to abandon their political candidates for far more horrifying reasons. Call me old fashioned, but sexual assault seems far worse to me than a company not advertising on the state media I watch.

  • Serai 1

    So you’re destroying your own property because you think it’ll somehow offend “libs”?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be11527831b610061503c5c9807897a0e9ecd731f6273b82c78c3295c3012d40.gif

    • Ωbjectifier

      I heard lifted F-150s pulled their advertising from Fox.

      • Ling Ling

        Dodge RAM penis extensions also gone.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Now wait. F-150s are the #1 truck among Texas Lesbians. And I trust their judgement. Many can only afford a used truck. Sell them, don’t smash them.

    • Msgr_MΩment
    • Sally

      I’m not the least bit offended by some moron trashing his own property. I AM offended by a man who preys upon teenage girls, and anyone who defends that as ‘normal.’ I was briefly fondled by a band director as a 9th grader. I didn’t even know what he was doing, except I felt creepy about it. I made sure I was never alone with him. What is wrong with men? No, really.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    If you really want to offend a liberal snob like me, smash a French press.

    • NastyBossetti

      I used to do that all the time because I’m clumsy, until MrBossetti finally bought one made out of stainless steel.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        Me too, There’s nothing like pushing that plunger down the wrong way and ending up with a nice bunch of glass shards. I had to give up and go with the stainless steel model, also.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    OT, obligatory nice-time vid, because we need it, apparently.
    Tom Hanks plays wedding wingman https://www.facebook.com/HuffPost/videos/552346541776164/
    sorry it doesn’t embed right, but def worth the click, believe me.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Here’s a full-throated defense, Breitbart style, of… well anything.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/38aeee29e1fd9df3234ea2759ad13953310276da8d979626a15e0d4fa34d162d.png

    • Cosmic Owl

      The funny thing – moron Trump truly loves the National Enquirer. He has been planting fake news there for years

  • I hate the whole idea of Keurig and their terrible pods, but it was perfect for my mother, who had Parkinson’s, and could no longer brew her own coffee. (BTW Dok, the only thing worse than Keurig coffee is instant, and I wouldn’t have my mother drinking that.) However, I found a company that makes recyclable pods: Intelligent Blends. My mother really liked their coffee, too. When I was there with her, I’d make it with those little reusable pod coffee baskets. But, I don’t drink coffee (post incredulous snark in the comments below), so it was really convenient.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      I think there is a place for them. Just not in my home.

    • Hollandaise

      Lol I didn’t drink it either (only very occasionally) until I quit smoking and my VP at the time called me in his office to tell me he needed my brain to come to work with me so maybe coffee or morning yoga would be a nice idea.

      So now I have a regular brand coffee maker that lets me make a whole pot for guests or just a cup (always using my own grounds in a reusable basket). It’s nice to be able to make one cup if I just want one cup but I can’t bring myself to use plastic pods, and we also have an excellent local coffee shop that roasts their own so it works out nicely.

      • cmd resistor

        There used to be a coffee shop within walking distance of work that roasted their own coffee and it was so nice when you could go outside and smell it. It tasted good too. So of course they went out of business.

    • cmd resistor

      I have ordered coffee from a Fair Trade place called Dean’s Beans and they have some recyclable pods. I ordered some for a friend who had switched to the Keurig machine. But it was more fun sending her regular coffee before she switched because there was more variety and it was cheaper. I sometimes drink cheap grocery store coffee but occasionally will supplement with something better but use a cheap drip coffeemaker.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Saxo the Grammarian

    I use a french press to make a damn good cup of coffee. You can get one at Target for $15, which is what they will be paying all their line workers per hour very shortly.

    Ten bucks says that Black Rifle Coffee over-roasts their beans.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “You are halfway to French and gay with one of those things!”
      — A Trumpkin

      • Cosmic Owl

        Pressing coffee?!

        Das ist verboten!

    • Sally

      What’s truly sad is that my school district, which is pretty affluent, pays their substitute teachers $12/hour, and their paraprofessionals start at $8.90 (and only because that is minimum wage here.) I have a degree and have worked for them on and off for 30 years. I am currently doing 4 hours a week with beginning band kids, and had to pay $56 for fingerprinting, spend three hours sitting through required unpaid ‘training’ online, and my local McD’s is starting people at $9.90.
      Meanwhile, I was at meeting where the Asst. Superintendent told us three times that they were proud of their million dollar fund balance, and that they had achieved it because when they have an opening, they look for the person who will cost them the least money. We used to have a great district…just like our country before DJT and the morons who love him.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        The problem is there is an oversupply of people with degrees in a lot of places who can substitute teach. I looked it up for California, the requirements are pretty straightforward. It doesn’t have the educational requirements it takes to be a full time teacher. I think it’s become part of the “gig economy”.

  • mardam422

    We should tell them that we liberals are also offended by them taking a sledgehammer to their TV, or maybe car. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll really be offended if they destroy their car.

    • And their guns!!! Maybe we’ve got something here!

      • mardam422

        WIN!!!

      • Latverian Diplomat

        There are no gun ads on Hannity after all! This injustice will not stand, man!

        • Cosmic Owl

          That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  • canes_pugnaces

    I stayed at an AB&B last year with extended family. The waste from one of those stupid machines was staggering.

  • DerrickWildcat

    Omg you guys. you know what offends Liberals? Smashing your toes with a hammer! They totally hate it! I want you all today to go to a place where Liberals hang out (Barnes & Noble, Whole Foods, Target, Bed Bath and Beyond) and sit right down in front, take your shoes off and smash your toes with a hammer. Imagine the looks on their smug Liberal faces as you maim yourself!

    • notanncoulter

      and shutting your testicles in a car door.
      twice.

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    • Rebel Scum with permit

      That is the comment of the day. You win. You really do.

    • AJ Milne

      Ooo I hate that. Please don’t do this, Hannity supporters. I’d just be totes triggered.

      … also don’t YouTube it.

    • I really hate when they do that! The screams of pain are damaging to my hearing!

    • Michael Smith
    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Where would you like your interweb delivered?

    • Cornelius Fussbudget

      Libtards really hate it when you vote Democrat. They think you’re “copying” them, and you know how important it is for them to appear “cool”.

    • Grokenstein

      I heard Michelle Obama recommends NOT sticking a fork into an electrical outlet.

    • Kip TW

      You swore never to tell, man!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger

    The Fucking Moron and insHannity talking strategery’!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOc4jyRVQAIspFC.jpg

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      pass the eye bleach…

  • Latverian Diplomat

    If conservatives switch to herbal tea after this, I may finally have to take the horseshoe theory seriously…

  • That bit of coffee machine collage makes Hannity look like a South Park Canadian with a huge tongue piercing.

  • Ricky Gay

    These people. Those videos. Holey Gezus I am scared! Not offended, not angered. That is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in perhaps ever. It is so stupid it is evil.
    DEVO WAS RIGHT!

    • Ωbjectifier

      When something’s going wrong
      You must whip it?

      • Then place it on top of your freshly brewed….oh wait.

      • Khavrinen

        Before the cream sits out too long!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Ricky Gay

      Will they start smashing their homes now?

      • JohnBull

        You mean they hadn’t already?

      • Mavenmaven

        The trailer park management will not like that at all.

  • TundraGrifter

    “Boycotting?” I think many “conservatives” prefer a bunk.

  • Zonath

    This reminds me of the time I smashed my HP printer because they chose a shitty human being as their CEO. Oh wait, no I didn’t, I just switched to the generic brand ink cartridges.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    How many of them are smashing machines that broke anyway? I was just pricing them for giggles cause family coming for Christmas who hate my French Press, and it looks like they break a lot unless you buy that $40.00 cleaning system.

    • calliecallie

      Is your avatar Bitches the Cat?

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        Am I bitching too much? It’s actually my beloved cat Princess, who died about a year ago of kidney disease. I still miss her.
        I’m not usually bitchy. I love gadgets. I’m just not fond of Keurigs. I can see where they work if you have a lot of guests or family and everyone wants something different. It’d be convenient I guess.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “We’re the Master Race now and we’re agettin’ rid of ar’ Kuu…Kew…uhh…them damned uppity lib coffee machines.”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOdJVxuW4AAaZnk.jpg

    • TundraGrifter

      Somebody needs a three-cup bra.

      • Ωbjectifier

        A bra or a bro? I can’t tell.

      • I think he/she is wearing one, otherwise we’d see erect nipples.

        • TundraGrifter

          Thank you for making it worse than it already was!

    • proudgrampa

      HOOWEE. That’s a group of stupid, right there.

    • jesterpunk

      They are waiting for Trump to bring back the coal jobs.

      • Bill D. Burger

        On day #1 ________ Oops!

        • jesterpunk

          Someone interviewed a bunch of them and they are refusing any job training or anything because they want the coal jobs. Even companies willing to hire them and train them while paying them cant find workers because its not a coal job.

          • theCryptofishist

            All those guns, and they shoot themselves in the foot…

  • calliecallie

    That Brewonthis guy can shoot an arrow, but doesn’t appear he can shoot a camera.

  • I’d prefer Hannity fans believe liberals are offended by them destroying shit they could barely afford.

  • grindstone

    “Liberals are offended by this video….”

    Why? Why do you think for one minute that anyone cares what you do WITH YOUR STUFF? It’s like the “atheists are outraged by this nativity scene” posts. No, it’s your yard, dumbass, and your nativity scene.

    This isn’t a consent issue, this isn’t separation of church and state, this isn’t “moral outrage”, you are literally just fucking up your own belongings. Yay, you, I guess?

    • AJ Milne

      That.

      Also, fair warning: they wanna smash small appliances on courthouse lawns, this atheist is totally ratting them out for littering.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Maybe the Hannityites are just supporting a child molester so Santa will give them lumps of coal for Holiday. They’re into coal, and it’s just possible they’ve outsmarted us all. Also, maybe the tax cuts will increase revenue this time.

    • Cosmic Owl

      Beautiful, clean coal. Believe me.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I have a one-cup coffee maker by Nespresso that makes fantastic coffee, and the pods are not plastic, AND the company gives you free bags to ship the used ones back in, at their expense, to be recycled. It was more expensive than a Keurig, yes, and I have to order the pods from the company itself, but their ads feature George Clooney. ‘Nuff said.

    • clubseal

      There are also reusable pods that you can use with your own coffee, making Keurig much less impactful.

  • JohnBull

    A double shot of humor? That would be a black-eating-a-watermelon joke combined with a global-warming joke.
    HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

  • Sashineb

    They’re all fucked in the head. End of story.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “Your coffee beans are better than that Kopi Luwak civit coffee, Mr. Trump!___ Thank you for letting me get them fresh.”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOdCbF1UMAAAZx3.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • johnnymorrissey

    This is the best protest since “I’m going to boycott a musical that has sold out for years in advance.”

    Also: tartan pyjamas with a WWII helmet.

  • christmas is canceled

    I was reading a thing about how Russian bot accounts were pushing this Keurig gibberish non-stop over the last few days.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    We have a Keurig thingy… It doesn’t get used much, and when it is used, we use the reusable coffee pods, so no waste. Also, it seems like they would use less electricity than a standard pot, which has a burner that stays on for several hours.

    Also, 23andme.com pulled their advertising. I think all Hannity viewers should destroy their own DNA. I suggest a nice meal of Destroying Angel mushrooms. With votes.

    • jesterpunk

      Before mine broke I would use it for hot water to make a cup of tea with loose leaf tea. Its perfect for that.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        A $125.00 machine gets used for what a $19.95 electric kettle could do just fine. Are we a great country or what? (And if I had one of those machines I’d use it exactly the same way).

        • jesterpunk

          I got it for free because my wife did some survey things and they sent us one to review with a bunch of free Kcups when they first came out.

  • natoslug

    If they really wanted to show us libs, they’d follow the example of Grover Norquist and post videos of themselves drowning their running Keurigs in a bathtub. Sure, a Keurig isn’t exactly a small government, but they could paint some flags on it or something first.

    • Rotisserie Teal

      Just make sure they are plugged in.

    • laughingnome

      That would really make me the maddest lib ever.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • canes_pugnaces

    I suspect for many/most Trump supporters an erection is a distant memory, and there are way too many syllables in pedophilia for it to mean anything. So yeah, why not shoot your coffee maker. Makes sense.

  • Mavenmaven

    “Offend a liberal”, harharhar, and then they wonder why there’s no right wing comedy.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Offend a liberal. Vote for a sexual predator.

  • Ricky Gay

    How they make that rifle coffee, probably:
    https://youtu.be/OKwDC0OOygA

    • theCryptofishist

      I can’t believe that was ever a viable industrial process.

      • theCryptofishist

        Which sets me thinking… Will the wingnuts now buy Krupp brand coffee grinders? Will they call them Little Berthas? Possibly that requires awareness of non-Biblical history.

        • Clark_Nova

          Krupp and Krups aren’t the same company.

          • theCryptofishist

            DAmmit. Publicly humiliated on Yr. Wonkette.

            Of course, that may make it more likely that the wingnuts get it wrong.

  • cmd resistor

    I would be an offended liberal if that coffee pot he threw off the building hit me in the head, for certain.

  • Bill D. Burger

    I’m not telling the fucking dumbass fools who follow insHannity that smashing something you bought and paid for is NOT a “boycott” in any sense of the word.
    Don’t you tell em’ either!

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/296/morans.jpg

    • Rotisserie Teal

      I never tire of seeing this photo. I am especially tickled by the fact that he’s a Cardinals fan.

  • I think it’s time for Hannity fans to make the switch
    (no pun intended). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dcdd4d355d01246fce4d9c5b99af46560c2a25a876167a32cd460230dec4313a.jpg
    “Drink it and go to sleep.”

    • Indeniable Ron

      My parents were addicted to the stuff. I always wondered HOW.

  • Adam Field

    I can’t decide which part I like more: the part where a bunch of awful people are willingly destroying their own valuable property, or the part where a bunch of Keurig coffee-makers are being destroyed (good riddance). It’s like a 2 for 1!

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Yeah it’s not like those things are cheap either.

  • Swampgas_Man

    Now I want bologna cake. And I want to pronounce “bologna” exactly the way it’s spelled.

    • proudgrampa

      My brother used to say “cologne” exactly the way it’s spelled.

      • Persistent Demme

        You mean it isn’t Csham-pag-nee?

      • marxalot

        Just say “Koln” and have done with it.

        • theCryptofishist

          where’s the umlautrage?

        • Clark_Nova

          You mean Köln.

    • Me not sure

      Ball-on-ya?

  • Pookabun

    Wow, that black rifle coffee thing is real. I was convinced that was a poe. I cannot tell what is real and what is trolling anymore, I swear it all sounds the same.

    • Indeniable Ron

      Do they use organically shot beans?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I can’t relate. What kind of media elite can even afford to get Katie Couric to make their covfefe? Does she make sammiches, too?

  • I’m all for the re-examination of needless consumerism and senseless technology. My French press is 20 years old and needs no electricity nor does it generate plastic waste or use petroleum products in its manufacture. It is also recycleable.

    If the idiots want to destroy their “coffee makers” in support of alleged child molestation I’ll support it not for the cause but for the effect.

  • Bill D. Burger

    If the insHannity sheeple were real Mega MAGAs, they’d buy at least a dozen Keurig machines and smash em’……smash em’ REAL GOOD.

    Fucking cheap ass snowflakes!

  • WIDTAP

    “Only Dunkin Donuts coffee will do”

    Panera Bread Hazelnut Coffee Libel!

    • Tragic Typos

      absofuckinglutely

    • proudgrampa

      Peet’s Major Dickason’s Blend, WHOLE BEAN.

      That flavored coffee stuff gotta go.

      • Arolpin

        Preach Brother! I need to remind my wife that even though the Trader Joe’s whole beans are cheaper, the $0.03/day or whatever that Peet’s costs is more than justified.

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    We shall derp on the beaches, we shall derp on the landing grounds, we shall derp in the fields and in the streets, we shall derp in the hills; we shall smash expensive shit, to show them how stupid we are!

    MOUTHFARTS TO VICTORY!!!1

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Let us therefore brace ourselves to our petty sulking, and so bear ourselves, that if the Trump Regime last for another year, men will still say, “This was their derpiest hour.”

  • proudgrampa

    Probably repeating someone here.

    You use that word, but I do not think “boycott’ means what you think it means.

  • kareemachan

    Gee, someone remind me: did seanie-baby ever get waterboarded for charity?

    • proudgrampa

      No, but I think Demi Moore did.

  • grindstone

    From joemygod: NFL Attendance Rises Slightly Despite Boycott

    Y’all might not be the powerhouse y’all think you are, just sayin…..

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Streisand in full effect.

    • jesterpunk

      They are buying tickets to the games just to burn them, that is their protests.

      • grindstone

        uhhhh……good? Okie doke!

      • Indeniable Ron

        Stadiums (stadia?) usually oversell a bit because people often don’t show up. This ought to be rather gratifying for them.

  • Arolpin

    I’m just responding to all these idiot ‘Boycott Keurig’ tweets by telling them that if they really want to trigger a liberal, they should date a 14 year-old. I’m hoping that one of them takes offense, so that i can really slap them down.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Hey GOP. A “boycott” is not a place to take your date.

  • JohnBull

    In 2003, Sean Hannity supporters went out and bought Dixie Chicks records (really?) just to smash them.
    In 2004, Bill O’Reilley supporters went out and bought $50 bottles of French wine, just to dump it out.
    In 2017, conservatives burnt their $500-a-piece NFL tickets, jerseys, and Keurig coffeemakers just to make a stupid point.
    And you wonder why nobody trusts you with our economy.

    • Tragic Typos

      This is why they will never vote for a Democrat, they would feel compelled to shoot themselves in the head to ‘boycott’ themselves.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      The economically anxious Trump voters.

      • Indeniable Ron

        I think I can spot where the anxiety comes from.

  • Daniel

    “It’s almost as if these dipwads don’t understand what a “boycott” is at all.”

    It’s almost as if they just want to go and destroy shit for any reason at all without feeling that they’re being even slightly inconvenienced by doing so.

    It’s almost like they want to behave like very small children.

    • NastyBossetti

      Once, I had a job where part of what I had to do was destroy shit, and I am not going to lie, that part of the job was pretty awesome. So I get it.

      • theCryptofishist

        I remember the first time I saw David Letterman he was throwing a watermelon off of the roof. Yea, it was cool.

    • Indeniable Ron

      Yeah.
      Almost.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Well, THIS liberal is MIGHTY pissed off at this story. . . because while I was rolling around on the floor laughing at the thought of morons destroying their own property I burned my lunch.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Reusable keurig filters, folks. I use my favorite coffee and I’m very happy at 7:45 ever morning

  • clairence

    I believe coffee gun guy just played the “Green Giant” jingle on his rockin’ guitar.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4mykKnGjw

    also, I think it’s safe to say that the Republican brand represents idiots.

    Who tf wants Hannity’s face on their *company* coffee maker? I suspect/hope those righteous employees have to pay for replacement KEURIG machines. Now that would be beautiful.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Bodum or GTFO. Keurig sucks.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    OT but semi-tangential

    So we have an office Keurig. (I don’t actually use it because I’ve always had a cheap-o traditional coffee pot that has suited me fine.) But I ordered new cups and creamers that just arrived. I ordered the mandatory seasonal creamer flavors like Pumpkin Spice and Peppermint Mocha.

    Since I poke fun at the Pumpkin Spice people although I’ve never tried it, I decided that I give those flavors a spin.

    What says I about Pumpkin Spice flavoring: Ew.

    That is all.

    • theCryptofishist

      But the peppermint mocha is okay.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I am actually trying the peppermint mocha right now!!!!
        *sips coffee*
        Yeah, the York peppermint patty effect is definitely more pleasing.

  • marxalot

    I find the Hannity-eating-the-K-cup image commensurate with what the machine produces.

  • Daniel

    The guy who did the Hannity face on the machines thing- I wonder if anyone has pointed out how similar to the South Park Saddam Hussein that makes him look?

    • Nockular cavity

      First thing I thought of. I would immediately start working the lid, making it say, “Oh, come on, Satan, you know I love you.”

  • clairence

    In what has to be the stupidest political protest this week (we’d say “of 2017,” but there’s still a month and a half for much more stupid)

    While I agree with ‘this week’, I would argue that burning NFL merchandise and walking out of games may be stupider, mainly because there’s a higher price point.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Silly wingnuts! I was boycotting all that shit before it was cool simply because I am a good ol’ fashion cheapskate. How bout that for “Real American”???

      • clairence

        Wow I never thought about it that way! So if I can’t afford something, I can simply say I’m boycotting it. That is remarkably cathartic.

        • Indeniable Ron

          ‘I’m not poor, I’m politically engaged!’

  • SweetDeeKat

    Does chewy.com advertise on Hannity? I love them and they love me, but I’ll write a emphatic letter if I have to.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      They did get purchased bu Petsmart, I think. I haven’t noticed a difference yet. I never watch Fox, so I’m not sure if Petsmart advertises there or not.

      • SweetDeeKat

        I don’t either, but Google was no help so far.

      • hammstring

        If only someone would “Watch Fox So You Don’t Have To”

  • theCryptofishist

    So, Mr. Protective Gear put on his helmet, his goggles, and gloves, but was wearing sandals over sock. What happened? Did you kick yourself in the nuts with your steel toed boots?

    • YoBunnyBunny

      I thought protective gear was for libral snowflakes???

      • Mr. Blobfish

        What happened to Big Gubbmint not telling us what to do?

        • YoBunnyBunny

          Wingnuts these days are just getting soft. In my days, wingnuts would strip down to their tighty whities to fuck shit up… Oh, those were the days…

  • Daniel

    “it is also my freedom to be free from you.”

    Good for you.

    After a while you realise your friends are right, that coffee machine is never going to change, and you deserve better. And if it comes round later, knocking on the door and saying it’s sorry, you just turn the music up and ignore it. Stay strong.

    • ImGoingBacon

      Also too, no drunk texting. It probably has Wi-Fi.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    Throwing coffee makers off of balconies is unsafe and irresponsible. Oh and also dumb.

    • Indeniable Ron

      ‘Unsafe and irresponsible and also dumb’
      Yup, that’s Hannity’s audience to a T.

      • Cat Cafe

        Literally just came to same the exact same thing–you beat me to it!

        • Indeniable Ron

          Caffeine. It’s what’s for lunch.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    You can pry my Cuisinart Grind & Brew™ Thermal 10 Cup Automatic Coffeemaker from my cold, dead hands.

    • theCryptofishist

      “… cold, dead fins,” certainly.

    • Clark_Nova

      If it has the same electrical problems as some previous Cuisinart models, that may happen sooner than you think.

  • TundraGrifter

    Such loyalty! This corporation spends money advertising on InSannity’s show and this is how he thanks them? This is going to make any intelligent company thinking about placing advertising here to think again. Who needs this?

    Additionally – I don’t recall InSannity doing the same thing when a previous advertiser – Allen Stanford of Stanford Financial Group – went to prison for running a Ponzi scheme. InSannity assured us that Stanford’s word was “Good as Gold.”

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      Really? No shit? Allen Standford advertised on Hannity? That explains a lot. Its rather telling how many right wing ads are complete scams and grift.

      • ((( Augustus )))

        the whole fucking “culture” is nothing but grifters and griftees

      • TundraGrifter

        You write “grift” like it’s a bad thing.

  • Nockular cavity

    we haven’t seen accused-pedophile supporters vowing to destroy their own DNA

    They’re gonna fuck up that extra chromosome.

    • Major_Major_Major

      I’m pretty sure they are all a few adenines short of a double helix.

  • BigCSouthside

    #FuckYouIWontBrewWhatYouTellMe

  • Shalimar

    Reminder for those who have become Keurig-euphoric: They had to advertise on the Hannity show to drop their ads, and they still advertise on all other Fox News programs. They’re hardly liberal heroes.

    • Professor Fate

      They are a soulless corporation that wants everybody to use their product. They suspect and rightly so that being linked with a defender of a child molester may but into their sales a bit. In general their view is the same as a district Pepsi bottler told my dada about 60 years ago when he was tying to get them to put ads on a local radio station that wasn’t the top rated show at the time but had better educated listeners. He said ‘anyone with a hole can drink Pepsi.” that’s all we are to any of them a hole for their product.

    • Rotisserie Teal

      And their coffee is terrible. It truly is.

  • Professor Fate

    Two things strikes me the most about these people – one is that they are having a huge argument with the liberals that live in their head and two they’re losing that argument.

    • Shane

      And three, even in their private argument in their heads they don’t realize that they are losing…

  • h4rr4r

    You can get compostable pods if you want. My wife does.

    • ((( Augustus )))

      yeah or reusable gold-tone filter ones

  • Persistent Demme

    It’s not clear to me that the Keurig with Hannity’s face is a slam at liberals.
    It’s not exactly flattering, the machine is intact. and it opens grossly on his mouth…

    (And didn’t Keurig himself say he regretted all the garbage he created?)

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    If anything this rash of video “boycotts” of derps “killing” their Keurig machines, is that so many of these smart folks had defective machines to “sacrifice.”

    You know these folks wouldn’t be doing this to functioning machines that consistently provide them the wake-up juice that powers their productivity. (Feel free to mentally insert quotes around any of those previous words as you see fit.)

    Keurig ought to be sending them thank-you notes now that they won’t be trying to claim warranty replacements on their busted shit, and maybe have a little talk with their quality control department.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    If a Keurig coffeemaker is destroyed before the camera was rolling, did it really happen?

  • christmas is canceled

    It really is worth reading all the Respectable Lawyer tweets

  • President in Exile Firefly

    You know who else won’t advertise on Hannity? Makers of assault rifles.

    • Shan

      BUT THERE’S NO SUCH THING

      • therblig

        silence!

        i mean, suppress!!!

      • Hardly Ideal

        *clears throat* Sturmgewehr. “Storm Rifle.”

        Hah. The first Google hit is a Wiki page for the StG 44 (Nazi machinegun, the OG assault rifle), and the second is the Wiki page for “assault rifle (generic).”

  • Anna Rompage

    I guess this goes to show that it’s only okay to molest little children if you’re a republican…

  • Nockular cavity

    “No look!” *bang!*

    Yeah, try that stunt on a range on base sometime, Mr. I-Defend-Your-Freedom.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      YOU GOD DAMN STUPID SHITDICK, I AM GOING TO PUT THAT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU’RE GOING TO SNEEZE 9MM! NOW GET OFF MY RANGE!

      • Indeniable Ron

        SIR YES SIR!

        … sorry, reflex.

  • jaspersdad

    I’m using fully compostable pods in my Kuerig right now.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      I like the San Francisco Bay Brand pods. They are 97% compostable. Which ones are yours that are fully compostable?

      • jaspersdad

        Copper Moon Rain Forest Reserve.

        • Trump’s Potemkin Village

          Thank you!

    • ImGoingBacon

      I read ‘compostable’ as ‘combustible’. Damn son, you are taking all this impotent rage to the next level!

  • Johnatx

    Jesus.

    • Indeniable Ron

      Stop trying to drag me into this!
      – Yeshua

  • Michael Shur

    Are the words “Sharia Law” ever used by someone who’s not a RWNJ?

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “Liberals are offended by this video of a Hannity fan smashing his thumb with a hammer.”

    • Edith Prickly

      “We are very triggered by it.”

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      His head looks like a thumb.

      Don’t get confused when “boycotting,” Sean Hannity! I will be so offended by that!

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Realtor dot com has also pulled advertising from Hannity. My hope is that every Moorelester apologist will burn down their house in protest. They should buy this month’s GQ to burn to start the fire.

    • Marsupial99

      HA! Yes! Mediocre minds think alike! :-)

    • OddMan

      The Liberal Redneck has a great line in this segment.
      They would let Donald Trump burn their fuckin house down if the liberal next door had to choke for 15 minutes”
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbMzHnMqotw

  • tehbaddr

    The freedom roasted derp of smashing shitty covfefe makers, is very sweet!

  • Jamespuck

    Good quality coffee and a French press is how I roll. But I guess the GOP ass clowns would never use something from France. Keurig is a corporate monopoly anyway. So its good they are boycotting 👌

    • Hardly Ideal

      I was thinking the same, though Wikipedia suggests the French press was first patented by an Italian.

      • Clark_Nova

        The French call them caffetieres

    • Mystery_Poster

      Yes, they hate France. Remember that whole “freedom fries” thing?

  • Marsupial99

    And hey, guess who got linked to in the Washington Post article about Keurig smashing? Me, maybe? Ummm… yes, me! Well, my Tweet from last night, anyway.

    Of course, you have to go to the WP article, which I will magnanimously link to below, and then find an little link in the sentence that says “Others supported the move by Keurig, and some mocked Hannity supporters for throwing out costly machines they had already purchased.” The word “mocked” linked to my Tweet. Because, of course it did. Isn’t that the point of Twitter?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/13/sean-hannitys-fans-call-for-keurig-boycott-after-coffee-maker-pulls-ads-from-his-show/

    I kind of wished they had picked up my next Tweet as well:

    Didn't some insurance company stop advertising on #Hannity's show, too? Hey #Conservatives , you should burn your houses down to show how upset you are! That will really teach us #Liberals !— Marsupial (@Other_Marsupial) November 13, 2017

    Stupid Twitter…

  • therblig

    i shudder to think what’s going into that hannity-faced coffee maker.

    • Parakeetist

      Eeew

    • SeeTrain65

      Nothing’s going in.

      The machine itself is going where Hannity resides … Trump’s rectum.

  • Relativicus

    I’d put money on the guess that the guy who kicked the whole thing off got his for free, as a gift or wedding present or something. These guys never sacrifice if it’s going to cost them anything. Hell, most of the people doing so probably had duplicates or something. It’s only really funny when they convince people who aren’t in on the gag to break their own shit.

  • anon_the_great

    The Alt Right snowflakes are right. Everyone should Hulk Smash their French and Gay slave labor water heaters for they are abominations unto all God’s Creation. That’s right. Keurig is the name of the Antchrist (sic)

  • Impressive how the FREEDUMZ FIGHTER donned a Army Hat and his high school shop protective goggles before performing some serious WHOOPASS on a librulz coffee machine.

    FULL DISCLOSURE: THE BEST coffee comes from my grandmother’s old
    pyrex all-glass percolator, which I now own. It’s maddingly time consuming but makes some delicious brew.

    • brucej

      :-( mine broke years and years ago. Now I make do with a $12 Mr Coffee I got at Big Lots.

      Of course I then went and spent $100 on a burr grinder to grind the beans :-)

      • Clark_Nova

        The grinder is always the most important part of one’s coffee kit, but I’ll bet your Mr. Coffee brews entirely outside of the acceptable temperature range.

        Any one of the 1050 series of Black & Decker machines would be a HUGE upgrade.

    • Mystery_Poster

      I saw one of those yesterday at an antique store. Damn good coffee

      • Clark_Nova

        Percolators break every rule of good coffee making. All they have going for them is that they put all of the aromatic oils into the air, which smells really good, and leave none in the cup, which makes the coffee taste really bad.

  • YaJagoff

    I use the reusable pods. They work AND I get to choose the brand of coffee.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    Let’s wreck our big screens too. That will teach that libtard Tom Steyer a lesson to run lying ads about our wonderful patriot President!

  • YOu know what would offend this librulz? A video of Hannity repeatedly slamming his fingers in the door of a rusted out 1978 Honda Civic.

    • Cat Cafe

      Also VOTING–when registered Republicans VOTE–that’s SO offensive! I’m offended and butthurt! Ha ha ha, don’t vote, THAT’LL SHOW ME!

  • YaJagoff

    The depth of stupidity these people display just got a lil’ deeper.

  • hammstring

    They are Truly idiots

  • Cat Cafe

    They literally have the mentality of two year olds. It’s astonishing that they are so willing to display it.

  • E.A. Blair

    They’ll wreck their coffee makers only to find that they have several months’ worth of now-unusable little coffee cuplets.

    • ((( Augustus )))

      +1 for the word “cuplets”

      • Marion in Savannah

        Now please use it in a two-line verse.

        • Yellerduck

          That red state taker,
          Wrecked his coffeemaker.

  • (((Aron)))

    I live a couple miles from their corporate HQ. might pop by for some high fives on my way home.

    • A Bisexual Unicorn

      Keurig?

      • (((Aron)))

        Yup! Granted, Keurig/Green Mountain is actually owned by a European private equity fund, but their corporate HQ is in Burlington, MA.

        • A Bisexual Unicorn

          Cool to know, you do learn new things everyday.

  • A Bisexual Unicorn

    > Liberals are offended by this video of a Keurig being thrown off of a building.

    I always find it so weird to see what Republicans think offend us. I also just love how they call us “Snowflakes” yet they get so offended by so many things.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Also according to Republicans, liberals don’t EVER own guns or EVER believe in the death penalty.

      • You should ice that burn

        or have jerbs, none of us work, we just want free stuff..allegedly.
        (not sure how that would work, since I like sleeping inside with my stuff and all that)

    • brucej

      I’m trying to figure out if the twittwatter-er was just being sarcastic…

    • Marion in Savannah

      And what are the odds that the asshole who threw it off the building went down to clean up the mess he made?

  • Daniel Hooper

    I’m just waiting for my grandfather to wreck the Kureig my Mom bought him. Not as a protest or anything; he’s just 90 years old and thinks it’s too complicated.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      We got my father in law one because somehow he’s 70-something and lives in a house where only he drinks coffee, but does not know how to make coffee (allegedly). I also got him the reusable filter pods. Which is exactly the same as making coffee, in miniature.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    I’ve often had the desire to smash my tablet or my computer, over hardware/software issues (which is still irrational – lol) but never over a political issue.

  • Moldy Weißwurst

    On the one hand, I find it hilarious that they’re destroying Keurig machines they’ve already bought, but on the other hand I actually support a boycott of Keurig because Keurig is to coffee as McDonald’s is to food.

    I can only imagine just how funny it would be if major U.S. car manufacturers decided to pull ads from Hannity!

    • brittany

      All American companies should pull out, and the ad space should be bought only by foreign companies. Then the poor little Trumpets wouldn’t know whether to buy American or boycott!

  • OddMan

    I don’t think they have thought this through, if they really want to boycott Keurig™ they have a lot more companies to go after. From Wiki:

    Also Breville, Cuisinart, Mr. Coffee, and General Electric.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/514e5708abe685c15951f7f74c340c00009432f771e048738585b292073d6f05.png

    • A Bisexual Unicorn

      Great I just love me some Celestial Seasonings but guess I can’t drink it now because I want to support pedos.

      But for real I don’t think that they are going to go out of their way to learn about companies that are in partnership with Keurig.

  • YetAnotherRebecca

    This has probably already been posted down-thread, but just in case…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/945190b33420d45deaf71a4ac088195a70e68b3f75a0142ca692247622d497f7.jpg

    I’ve had a Keurig for years, but I’ve now been inspired to christen it “Woody.” And before you call me a bad liberal – I either just use it to heat up water for instant coffee/tea or use a generic reusable k cup mesh filter similar to one of these doohickies: http://www.keurig.com/content/reusable-coffee-filter

  • If you want a one-cup coffee maker, go to an Asian market and buy one of those metal mug-top percolators for the price of a Starbucks frappadoodle.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I think I just shivered a little at the idea of making Vietnamese coffee, like the kind made with mug-tops over condensed milk.

    • Clark_Nova

      Oddly, although SE Asians got them from the French invaders, they’re really of Belgian origin.

  • Kip TW

    I think they should really push this, and buy lots of Keurigs to smash up. Someone on twitter was worried they might go broke this way (the patriots, not the evil corporation), so I figured out that if they get a fund going, they could buy them in bulk, and get a volume discount, on coffee makers they will then destroy while filming on their phones. (Note to patriots! Don’t destroy your phone while filming it on the coffee maker! If you’re confused, make a list.)

    Anyway, this way they could break hundreds of them, or more! They’d really bring that company to its knees, and just think how they’d trigger us libs! Why, just thinking about it make me tremble with hilari… with anxiety.

    • doktorzoom

      Yeah, but what if Apple and Samsung pull their ads from Hannity? Then a lot of people will have to smash their phones, but buy other phones to film themselves smashing their phones.

      • A Bisexual Unicorn

        Or maybe buy a camera and then upload it onto the internet.

      • Kip TW

        I had another great plan, but it only worked if Water and Oxygen were sponsors.

  • rocktonsam

    brett j. talley and respectable lawyer need to set up an llc together .

  • JoeChristmas

    The funny thing is Föx News: The OG Sexual Harassment Network lecturing us on pedophilia…hahaha.

    • Sunhead

      Föx News: The OG Sexual Harassment Network lecturing us on pedophilia.

      Wonder what else they will claim expertise in next?

  • george gonzalez

    There is an old saying that I never quite understood goodly, until now :

    “chopping off your nose to spite your face”/.

    Now I got it.

    • Bad Scooter

      agggh! you beat me to it! great minds, and all that.

  • Bad Scooter

    Guess their Nanas never taught them, “don’t cut off your nose to spite your face,”
    which is the only thing they’re accomplishing with their Keurig murders. Unless they like shelling out $ for a replacement coffeemaker or enjoy that un-caffeinated feeling.

    You can’t make this shit up.

  • Viktor

    As I smash my Keurig and support sexual molesters on Fox, should I wear my MAGA hat or not?

  • 3FingerPete

    Remember when they protested Starbucks coffee by buying more Starbucks coffee?

    Go to Starbucks today and tell them your name is #RobertLee!— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) August 23, 2017

    • SeeTrain65

      “Don’t order anything, just say your name is Robert Lee!”

      “Then watch as the barista looks at you and says, ‘All right, fine. You wanna step out of line so the 14 people behind you can get their coffee now, dipshit?'”

      OR THIS …

      “Order a coffee and say your name is Robert Lee! Then stand there like an idiot as the barista shouts the name you just said was yours in your ear, but you’re too stupid to remember the alias you just gave.”

    • Mystery_Poster

      Haha, I once had a dentist named Robert Lee. I never asked if he was related. He maybe liked coffee, too.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Shouldn’t that be “shitty over-priced coffee”? And please don’t get rid of plastic grocery bags, because they are GREAT for getting rid of used cat litter. That might be their sole purpose for existing, in fact.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Except the plastic grocery bags that have the little holes in the bottom where the litter leaks out. Grrrrrr…..

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Oh, yes, those are hateful. I would even say demonic. I have learned to inspect carefully, and sometimes I double-bag, but then I have 2 cats with very healthy digestive systems. I wish mine was as healthy.

    • A Bisexual Unicorn

      I use newspaper bags.

  • susan_g

    Pro tip for Hannity fans: Smashing that Keurig could send pieces flying that could hurt. Much better to fill your bathtub and drown the thing, preferably with you in the tub and the machine plugged in.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Be sure to de-activate the GFCI’s first.

      • Clark_Nova

        A deplorable’s house wiring usually doesn’t include GFCI’s. Most of them don’t even have 3 pin grounded outlets.

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          And fuses are for cucks!

        • Trump’s Potemkin Village

          Ha! Good point.

  • Panika MCD

    I am also delighted that there will be less coffee for them and more for us. they’ll just have to find another stimulant until they can figure out how to use that french press their mother lent them.

    also too: I still don’t understand why I can purchase biodegradable dog poop bags for less than the regular ones, but I can’t have biodegradable grocery bags. they don’t break down that fast and how many of us have gotten to checkout to realize we didn’t bring our canvass bags?

    • Marion in Savannah

      I got a pack of these — they work great, and we just make sure to have 3 or 4 in the car always.

      https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B003B6478Q/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

      • Panika MCD

        that doesn’t help me remember them. I have plenty of reusable grocery bags. it’s the remembering part. I want biodegradable grocery bags because I have biodegradable poo bags.

        • D.r. Supe

          your biodegradeable poo bags still need to be thrown out in the landfill to eventually compost themselves…. glad my car has pockets on back of front seats where bags can live.

          • Panika MCD

            my city has a citywide composting facility. but you do need to keep the bags out of a hot environment, so you might want to keep them in something that will keep them cool.

    • TimResistit

      Some nitwit is trying to figure out how to use meth as coffee grounds, you just know it.

      • Panika MCD

        it’s a quick death?

    • SeeTrain65

      Without coffee, they’ll just have to go back to meth.

      Which is how we got Trump in the first place. ; )

      • Panika MCD

        meth kills pretty well.

  • motmelere

    Damn, do you think these guys will be able to operate the teapot & spoon needed to replace their waste of counter space?

  • TimResistit

    I heard French Vanilla surrendered to Juan Valdez. So, boycott of some kind?

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!
    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Is there an orange urine special for Trump?

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      OT, GdR, but tomorrow (11/14) is National Pickle Day. Celebrate wisely.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Ewww…I hope that Roy Moore’s special brew comes with side of Penicillin.

  • Ryan Denniston

    “And then there’s the whole Deep Principle that’s behind the boycott — which isn’t a boycott if you’re smashing stuff you already bought,”

    In fairness, Karups should give the machines away for free. The really money is to be made in the refills.

    • SeeTrain65

      The “Hewlett-Packard Printers” approach to marketing.

      Cheap out on the printer, charge through the nose for ink.

  • CATMAN

    This is the stupidest thing since those clowns who were inhaling toxic fumes from burning their MAGA hats–it seems that every day we get further reinforcement that Trump’s supporters are either rich greedheads or dumbfuckers

  • covfefesumgame0005

    just buy a bunch of the refillable filters, no more waste and you can do your own grind. but the funniest part to me are the morons going out and buying new ones to smash! that’ll teach ’em! LOL

  • reelreeler

    As a “lib” who’s happy with my $14 Mr. Coffee and jar of Folgers, it’s funny watching these dipwads destroy their coffee makers. Clearly Trump does love the poorly-educated.

  • General Factotum

    I don’t drink coffee, so I’m not sure what to do. Should I buy a Kuerig and then smash it? Or is it sufficient that before I down my morning chai I lift it to the ceiling and shout “For Freedom!”?

    • D.r. Supe

      oh, you can make chai or hot chocolate in them too, they have those disposable non-composting pods for every hot beverage

      • General Factotum

        Bah. No puny Kuerig can handle my mighty chai requirements. 2 cups milk + 2 cups Oregon Sugar Free Chai, simmer 20 minutes, and boom – total bliss.

  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    I’m sure they got a rationing of shit when their wives got home and said “You fucking did what, you dipshit?! That was a $200 coffee maker! You’re paying for that out of your ‘Ima build me an AR-15’ fund, asshole…”

    • A Bisexual Unicorn

      I hope that they might also just find out about good coffee.

  • Alternative Dog

    I have been laughing about this since yesterday and it is still hilarious. Maybe wingnuts have finally figured out how to do comedy.

  • m3bosha

    The hubbs does snow removal and has to go out all hours of the night. The Keurig is a life saver for him at 3am. But being a good hippie, I cannot stand non recyclable shit. But I found at Amazon a brand called Maud’s that are recyclable (you gotta clean them out first tho). And the coffee is no worse than anything else that comes out of the Keurig.

    • Ghoti theLinguist

      They have reusable Keurig pods too, available on Amazon. My hubby uses them.

      • teele

        This is what we use, they are like little coffee baskets. We grind beans, so the plastic pods don’t work for us. You can even empty the spent grounds into a container and use them for composting. Also, no worries about cleaning out the little needle that punctures the pod. You can’t make tea and cocoa, but I never used my old coffee maker for those beverages, either.

        By the way, how many of those Keurigs that were beaten, dropped, smashed and shot do you think were in working order before their destruction? I’m going out on a limb and guessing NOT,K.

        • What about instant?

          • godsaidHA

            I’m fortunate in having no taste buds so generic instant is fine with me. EVERYTHING else is way too strong. Starbucks? no way.

          • Old Man Yells at Cloud

            Coffee too strong??? I don’t believe that is physically possible.

      • Impatient

        And Wegmans’ store brand cups are recyclable/compostable.

        Sometimes even the “private sector” tries to do the right thing.

    • javadavis

      I tried to talk a former boss of mine into using the refillable pods for her hot chocolate but she doesn’t want to deal with cleaning up cocoa powder once the pods are filled. Pity. I am not such a neat freak as that, but also not a Keurig user.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    Off the roof? Someone must have told Vanilla ISIS those Keurigs were gay.

  • brittany
  • Grokenstein

    (asshole smashes Keurig)
    (you point out that its pods made it the coffee version of ‘rolling coal’)
    (asshole immediately has regrets)

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Curses! Enviro whacko feminazi libtards win again.

  • Their minds suddenly clear with their first cup of non-Keurig coffee, all the Hannity fans shock fully awake to realize what fools they’ve been for listening to the smarmy shit.

  • Jgb979

    Dunkin’ Donuts employs black people???? Is that even LEGAL?

    (Psst your racism is showing and I think you don’t care anymore)

    If I saw Sean hannitys face on my work coffee maker I’d take immense pleasure cramming a plastic cylindrical pod “down his throat” as conservatives are fond of saying.

    (These people are so stupid)

    • javadavis

      I was thinking similar – about that Hannity face. Dude thinks it’s to stick it to the anti-child molestation group, I guess (?) but it sure looks like someone mocking Hannity for his stupid “they didn’t fire me, let’s all quit Keurig” stance.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      My first thought on seeing the picture of the picture of Hannity on the coffee maker was “Both emit large quantities of brown liquid, so there is a similarity. The difference is one makes coffee and the other spews diarrhea.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    Well…..If I had a Sean Hannity faced Keurig (like yours in the photo), I’m afraid I’d have to smash it too. Sledge hammer time!

  • Sy Colepath

    Reminds me of the idiots that poured their “already purchased” French wines down the gutter when France refused to join the coalition of the stupid in the lead up to the war in Iraq.

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      Oh no, they didn’t did they? Sigh. I’m sure I could have invented a more dramatic disposal method that would have left me in possession of that wine.

    • Freida Peeple

      It’s not “French Wine” you godless commie bastard. It’s Freedom Silly-Juice!

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      I recall that. I thought, you could douche with it or use it to wash your dog. You ALREADY paid for it. Plus, once all the idiocy about France died down they had to repurchase to restock their cellars.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I can’t stand the taste of coffee, so, of course, I don’t own a Keurig. What can I do to express my support for child molestation?

    • A Bisexual Unicorn

      Smash a box? I don’t know.

    • Buy one and smash it?

  • FeloniousMonk

    Ah, the blues classic “Break Your Coffeemaker”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEjyXmQvDCo

  • Wingnuts are too easy to play XD

  • BreakingDeadMen

    I remember the first time I heard about K cups. I was like, WHOA! I thought D’s were big.

  • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

    killing keurig…that’s the latest bill-o book, right?

    and btw, this liberal is just fine with dying keurigs, as they are the laziest, most wasteful and environmentally destructive way to make enhhh coffee…blow ’em all up, i say

  • Zyxomma

    I have never had a cup of Keurig coffee. I hate plastic waste.

    • ladycat713

      I wouldn’t mind a keurig but I’d buy those reusable pods , they sell them down the street at the dollar general.

    • KenTFM

      You can buy a 3 pack of reusable pods just about anywhere for less than $10 dollar and then use the coffee of your choice.

      Also, a good deal of coffee roaster use pods that are completely biodegradable. The ones that do mention that on it’s packaging as well as put a picture on the box.

  • John Thorstensen

    Aeropress.

  • Don’t tell anyone, because I agree about the plastic waste, but the Starbucks capsule machine actually makes pretty good coffee and espresso. I don’t know why this should come as a surprise to anyone but the actual coffee inside the little pods is just way better.

  • Nick.Trite

    Keurig machines were a lifesaver when i was in law school and drank about a hundred cups of coffee a day. Now that I’m an adult and have time to make coffee on weekend mornings, the Keurig collects dust while my pourover maker gets all the love.

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  • Rickyphoo

    I have to admit I got a small Keurig for my mother. She 91 and she only has one cup of coffee a day and this was less wasteful then the type of drip coffee maker she used when my dad was still alive. However, I also gave her one of those after market cup that you put your own coffee in and she uses that instead of the wasteful plastic K-cups, so there’s that.

    • TundraGrifter

      You sound like a very thoughtful son. I bought my Mother a very loud kitchen timer because I was afraid she’d forget boiling water or something else on the stove. A Keurig is much safer!

  • slipperynoodle14

    Will the Hannidiots now drive their Volvo off a cliff? Probably unlikely. Will they be smart enough to get out of their Volvo before it goes over? Even more unlikely.

  • susan_g

    Roy Moore supporters in Alabama don’t have Keurigs so they’re smashing up their Mr. Coffee machines.

    • TundraGrifter

      Or just taking a hammer to their jars of instant.

  • Impatient

    Well, I personally would like to offer an alternative viewpoint. I’d like to profusely thank Mr. Angelo Idjut, as I have often wondered just what’s inside of a Keurig. And he smashed exactly the same model I have! Thanks, Angelo! Now I don’t have to smash mine!

    BTW: If you’re concerned about non-recyclable K cups, I can now tear off the foil, dump the grounds, and tear out the filter in no more time than it takes the machine to make the next cup. Just have to keep my non-recyclable plastic cups for re-use. (One UP the ladder, on the Reduce-Reuse-Recycle span!) I’ve got almost a 3 foot stack of them now, and I’m thinking about making table legs eventually. Anybody have better ideas? And no, please don’t tell me where to stick them, okay?

    (BTW-2: Significant other just got a Nespresso machine. Damn good coffee. Recyclable pods. Did I say, DAMN GOOD COFFEE? K cups just tide me over in between.)

  • TundraGrifter

    So now the CEO of Keurig has said hold on, there’s been a misunderstanding. And InSannity says he never encouraged his idiot fans to destroy their coffee machines, even though he Tweeted he’d purchased 500 to replace those destroyed.

    And the suckers who smashed their $125 or $150 machines are staring at the broken parts scattered across the floor of their garages wondering what they have done. Again.

  • 2up

    I can imagine the scene in thousands of southern kitchens this morning as the wives of these rednecks scream “BUFORD! where’s the damn coffee maker!?”

  • thatdamnbob

    The not-so-bright people that are breaking the coffeemakers are the very same people who burned all The Beatles records back in 1966, and all those were religious zealots who had to go buy Beatles records so as to be able to burn them, conveying an even greater fortune upon the moptops, to the degree that Ringo was heard to ask god if he could use a little money

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