Your comrade CindyinEncinitas gifts you pictures from San Diego, where our likeminded brethren gather every Tuesday morning at 10 a.m. to point and laugh at Darrell Issa! Let’s dig in! First, look up and see the pathetic pro-Issa assemblage of, like, four people. (15 people, and Cindy says the poor idiots admit they were paid.) That is weaksadlosersauce. Next, enjoy your True Patriots — FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY of them, according to our correspondent, wait, now it’s up to 602!!!! — celebrating America the only way possible: with cosplay and telling Darrell Issa and the “president” TO GET THE F OUT!

Lady, put those pills *between your knees*!!!

And if anyone sends us a group sexxy pic from last night’s San Diego stop on the Wonkette Train, we will update this post with something appropriately dark, blurry and sideways, as is Wonkette Tradition. UPDATE! John complies with our demand.

The Wonkebago is on its way to you, Big Bear area, Nov. 1, and you Las Vegas, you’re Nov. 4! Keep checking that post in the sidebar! Also, you are like $500 shy for your monthly wonkette bill, just FYI, which brings you Evan and Dok and Robyn and Dom and $5F and ME and BABBIES and also parties and whatever this was. Thank you for reading Wonkette, we love you.

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