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Your comrade CindyinEncinitas gifts you pictures from San Diego, where our likeminded brethren gather every Tuesday morning at 10 a.m. to point and laugh at Darrell Issa! Let’s dig in! First, look up and see the pathetic pro-Issa assemblage of, like, four people. (15 people, and Cindy says the poor idiots admit they were paid.) That is weaksadlosersauce. Next, enjoy your True Patriots — FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY of them, according to our correspondent, wait, now it’s up to 602!!!! — celebrating America the only way possible: with cosplay and telling Darrell Issa and the “president” TO GET THE F OUT!

Lady, put those pills *between your knees*!!!

And if anyone sends us a group sexxy pic from last night’s San Diego stop on the Wonkette Train, we will update this post with something appropriately dark, blurry and sideways, as is Wonkette Tradition. UPDATE! John complies with our demand.

The Wonkebago is on its way to you, Big Bear area, Nov. 1, and you Las Vegas, you’re Nov. 4! Keep checking that post in the sidebar! Also, you are like $500 shy for your monthly wonkette bill, just FYI, which brings you Evan and Dok and Robyn and Dom and $5F and ME and BABBIES and also parties and whatever this was. Thank you for reading Wonkette, we love you.

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  • I think psycho-clown makes a good point. Where can I send my campaign donation to help elect him?

    • CindyinEncinitas

      We have 3 candidates running against Issa. They were all there today but none of them spoke.

  • Put On Your War Paint!

    The Chick with Cap’s Shield is making my day. :)

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Classy indeed, San Diego. And thanks, CindyinEncinitas!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      My pleasure! It was most invigorating!

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Thank you for sharing. You give me hope.

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    “Make Margaret Atwood fiction again” warms every single cockle.

    Go get ‘em!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Canada: not tired of winning

  • Crank Tango

    I like the old lady dressed like an old lady next to indictments man.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Her expression suggests, ‘the fuck I need a costume to protest in?’

      • MynameisBlarney

        Also, too; “Teh fuck is cosplay?”

        • CindyinEncinitas

          The art of dressing up like characters in cartoons and video games. They have contests and conventions. They show up at Comicon and make for awesome people watching in the Gaslamp quarter.

  • msanthropesmr

    And Darryl issa didn’t arsonate any of em? Weaksauce.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    (15 people, and Cindy says the poor idiots admit they were paid.)

    That’s because Darrell Issa has no friends. Or acquaintances. Or people who would offer a positive character reference only after the check cleared.

    • Nockular cavity

      “My supporters?”
      “Your victims.”

    • arglebargle

      I think several of those were cardboard cutouts, also too.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      They were trying to make counter points to what the speakers were saying but they would end up just listening. It was sad.

    • sarafina

      And Issa is cheap.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Wait, is the Resistance going to require costumes from now on? Because I definitely did not get the gay costume gene.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Gene, the Gay Costumer? I thought all you guys knew Gene.

    • bubbuhh

      I bet you have a buddy who can give you pointers.

    • clubseal
    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      I was not aware costumes were specific to any gender or preference for partners. Costumes are fun! They are play and fantasy! They can also be serious reality; like when I used to wear suits (especially the “red power suit”) to work so I could be taken seriously. I am so glad to not be in a job that requires a daily costume, even though I finally have the manager title.

  • Joe Beese
    • “HELP! I AM DROWNING IN RICE AND CHERRY PIE”

    • arglebargle

      It’s gonna be squirrels all the way down. Till Mueller comes knocking on the White House door.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    (15 people, and Cindy says the poor idiots admit they were paid.)

    Darrell Issa: jerb creator.*

    *and arsonist. allegedly.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Issacarthiefandarsonist.

    • Creepoman

      Firemen need jobs too.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      I repeated that to ine lady who doubts they were oaid. She said if they were paid, you’d think there would be more of them than 15.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I blame Obama.

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        He probably pays much less than Fox “News”.

  • bubbuhh

    Famous Socialist Corey Lewandowski whines FBI should have warned Trump about hiring Manafort

    Lewandowski insisted that the Trump campaign didn’t have the resources to conduct thorough checks on people that it hired. Obviously, it’s the government’s responsibility to conduct background checks for fatcat bigwigs running for stuff. Government also responsible for whitewashin em an such.
    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/watch-corey-lewandowski-whines-to-fox-that-the-fbi-should-have-warned-trump-against-hiring-manafort/

    • BosGrl

      But, but they had the BEST vetting process, the bigliest and most awesome people in their campaign! And why didn’t they have the resources? I thought Drumpf was all “the drinks are on the house”.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Money for nothing and corporate socialism for free.

    • Impatient

      Other than finishing up this lil ole investigation, hasn’t the FBI done enough to us already? (Yes, I know I’m tiresome. But the RWNJ snowflakes are right, in my case. I’ve got SO. MUCH. HATE.)

  • Msgr_MΩment

    “Mike Tyson 1986”

    #neverforget

    • Creepoman

      Too soon!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Right? I honestly don’t know which side he was on.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    OT but I found this description of how to Trumpify your Halloween to be inspiring.
    https://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2017/10/candys-for-closers-trumpian-halloween.html

    • H0mer0

      I misread one of the items on the list as “Alliance for Coitus research” even though I was wearing my glasses.

  • clubseal

    I’d probably go insane with that bandage on my eyelids.

  • Baconzgood

    And NO one is dressed as Ron Burgundy.

  • Joe Beese

    MRC and Netflix have decided to suspend production on House of Cards season six, until further notice, to give us time to review the current situation and to address any concerns of our cast and crew,” the companies said in a statement.

    https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/31/16584622/house-of-cards-shut-down-kevin-spacey-netflix

    • Joe Beese

      They’re debating a spin-off show about Doug Stamper. [eye-roll]

      • CindyinEncinitas

        No. No. No.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’m glad there’s action being taken, but way can’t they just make Claire Underwood (aka the real star of the show) a widow and kim?

      • Joe Beese

        “Frank died on the way back to his home planet.”

        • Three Finger Salute

          lol, K-Pax libelz.

    • PubOption

      “You might say so, but I couldn’t possibly think…”

    • arglebargle

      I thought I read yesterday that they had decided to suspend production on another season this past summer.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        It was on the bubble – if the upcoming season did well, they might have kept it going. They were shooting Season Six, and I think principal photography has wrapped and they’re in post for it.

        • arglebargle

          Ah. I haven’t been watching it so I didn’t look to closely at the article, apparently.

      • Joe Beese

        What was announced yesterday is that season 6, which they were in the middle of shooting, would be the last. (They said that decision was reached months ago. Which is possible. Though deserving of skepticism, given the timing of the announcement.)

        What was announced today is that they’re suspending production of season 6 itself. Which means that the last episode of the show may turn out to have been The Last Episode.

    • Impatient

      Well, I don’t watch the show. Cause it’s too good at portraying evil. And we see that every time we open our eyes now. (Retired from 30 years working for federal agency, and I am SO over that scheming shit.)

      But, a question: Will Hollywood start a compensation fund, to benefit all the ‘minor’ actors and related staff, who get screwed whenever someone like Spacey or Cosby does their sex thing to a series?

    • sarafina

      I don’t think that decision was just made. It’s getting more notice now, but I wonder if the boys getting molested (although Corey (Feldman?) has spoken out) is going to take over the sexual harassment conversation, the way Catholic priests molested girls and women since St. Peter started it all but it was only when the boys started talking the issue gained credence in the mainstream.

      Maybe I’m wrong, but don’t think Kevin Spacey is another Weinstein or Toback (that foreign director who apparently had a permanent hard on.)

  • Michael Smith

    Where are you finding these middle aged white men that oppose Trump?!! Here in western PA that’s like finding a damn unicorn.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      We’re scattered all around like leaves here in the west…

      • aureolaborealis

        I think we seem so rare because everyone looks at us, registers the whiteness and the maleness and the oldness and assumes we’re part of the sea of wing-nut idiocy.

    • weighmaster

      I have one. He’s awesome! on the other hand, we are in Oregon…so there’s that.

      • Trump’s Potemkin Village

        Me too!

        • weighmaster

          SWEET!!

          • Trump’s Potemkin Village

            They’re out there – not all middle agers have drunk the Trump Brawndo.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Kiri libulz!!1!

    • dshwa

      I’m one. In upstate NY. Which makes me a bit of a minority here.

      • Putnam County is like living in Nebraska. None of the advantages of NYC, but horrible weather and high taxes.

        • dshwa

          I don’t mind the taxes too much, my county’s schools are good (don’t have kids but do find funding them is important) the roads get repaired frequently, we’ve got tons of road plows. But it is the south without the accent in too many ways.

    • Creepoman

      I’m Spartatcus! (though I’m an Oregonian transplanted to Colorado.)

    • arglebargle

      I grew up there and this is my shocked face. There are a few of us here in the conservative hotbed of Lancaster county. The right wingers I work with have been strangely silent for months now. They’re not stupid, until it comes to Hillary. Then they go full Fox meltdown. I don’t get it.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    “And The Heat is On” sign: sloooow burn.

    • OrG

      It’s getting faster!

  • Shanzgood

    OT: At the Fiat dealership getting my car checked out. I had to put my earbuds in so I could listen to music instead of Fox News. Good Dawg, it’s stunningly stupid. Someone named Brady (R-Dipshittesville) was busy exploring how the tax cuts are gonna create more jerbs and boost the pay checks that been stagnant for the past 10 years.

    Fuuuuck

    • Michael Smith

      I’m positively shocked that they were lying about their tax plan rather than talking about the indictments.

      • Shanzgood

        They were sort of talking about Popaderpolis but I couldn’t listen for long without wanting to reach for a paper bag.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      My Toyota dealership does that too – puts on Faux Snooze to keep all the cranky GOP geezers happy. I have a big mouth and tend to make snide remarks after it gets on my nerves. There’s always some disapproving old woman who takes offense, puckering her lips tighter than a dog’s bum. Hate going there, but free warranty service for now.

      • Three Finger Salute

        ” I have a big mouth and tend to make snide remarks after it gets on my nerves.”

        Haha. I would LOVE to see someone do an MST3K-style live stream of Fux Nooz!

      • Shanzgood

        That’s why I brought earbuds.

        • Trump’s Potemkin Village

          Good idea. I’ll have to remember that next time.

    • ariel_gee_398

      So here’s the thing – 95% of the jobs created over the past 10 years or so have been temporary or gig economy jobs. Meaning an increasing number of people are working with job insecurity. Tax cuts for rich fucks will do nothing for that, and gutting the ACA will make it worse, because the people they hire will still be temporary or contract employees.

      33% of the country sure are gullible.

      • Three Finger Salute

        “It’s too soon to talk about automation” -Ignorant American fucks

        “Hold my beer, eh” -Canada, rolling out a mincome program that was already tried successfully in fucking 1977

    • PubOption

      Interesting, will Brady never be allowed to put his name on a bill, or will he be encouraged to do so, enabling the Repugs/NRA to claim the Brady bill has nothing to do with gun control.

      • Three Finger Salute

        No, Trump will make someone put Tom Brady’s name on a bill that would force NFL players to break each other’s legs on the field and then get arrested for not standing for the anthem. True to the Trump trademark tendency towards trademark trolling, he’ll call it… the “Patriot” Act.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      W made the same promises about his tax cuts too. And Reagan. Welp, I guess they are going with the “We just didn’t believe hard enough” mentality.

      • mysonsam

        A la Kansas… these fuckers never learn!

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      You could ask to change the channel. HGTV and GSN are neutral.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        I never read down. Great minds.

    • wait! what?

      I get to watch “The Price is Right.” Which describes what it takes to access Donald.

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      Did he explain what the difference was between these tax cuts and all the other ones since Reagan? Because they haven’t worked so far…

      • Shanzgood

        I know. I live in Kansas.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Next time that happens ask them to put on HGTV, at least it is positive, and the property Brothers are cute.

  • PixieThis

    Where’s the emoji protest? I demand a turkey burger emoji with the cheeze on top!

    • Three Finger Salute

      It’s a vegan butthole nothingburger.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      What kind of cheese? And do we get wine to go with our cheese?

      • PixieThis

        Muenster. Turkey can be a little dry, so I make up for it with a rich, creamy cheese. And yes, we get all the wine!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Where’s the Primanti Brothers Sandwich emoji?
      Yinz should get to work on dat.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    “Well, passage allows for a quickie vote on Ryan’s tax cuts for the

    rich– which includes big tax increases for many middle class families.
    The worst hit will be middle class families in California, New York, New
    Jersey and other states with high state and local taxes. In some cases
    taxes will increase by $25,000 annually. That part of the Trump-Ryan tax
    bill is referred to as eliminating the state and local tax deduction.
    Lots of Republican congress members voted “no” in order to protect their
    constituents from these outrageous tax increases. BUT NOT ONE
    California Republican did.”

    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/10/14-california-republicans-just-handed

  • Reddishrabbit

    Three cheers for my hometown!

    • Parakeetist

      Yay yay yay

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    oh my god oh my god oh my god there are children trick or treating on the streets here so I just came back rushing from the local store to buy candy. Finally Halloween in the Netherworld!

    • Shanzgood

      I’m going to try to get pics of my dad’s street. Four blocks of residential between two arterials blocked off and THOUSANDS of people visit because of the crazy elaborate decorations. Some residents even put on actual shows. It’s outrageously fun!

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Man that is awesome!

        • Shanzgood

          I think it’s adorable how excited you are about your trick or treaters!

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            I am a kid in a big man’s body.

          • Daniel

            See? This is what happens when you have socialised healthcare.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            psychological clarity to identify yourself how you feel?

          • Shanzgood

            THis is a news report from last year but it doesn’t really capture the extent of the decorations and the festive atmosphere.

            https://www.google.com/amp/ksn.com/2016/10/31/wichita-neighborhood-goes-all-out-for-halloween/amp/

          • H0mer0

            that’s funny! I’m a big kid in a little woman’s body.

      • IdiotsforPalin

        Try Halloween in Lahina Maui…they block off Front Street. The costumes are insane!

      • Little Lulu Ω

        Pictures!

    • BosGrl

      We had some big storms so Halloween was cancelled in my town. Well, postponed, it’s going to be Friday night now.

    • Cliff Hendroval

      We were in Sedona, Arizona for Halloween last year and I got a big kick out of seeing Native American kids dressed up as Snow White or Inspector Gadget.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Goddess bless these American heroes!

  • capnkrunch

    Sometimes I consider making a $500 donation but that would probably not be terribly responsible even though it wouldn’t bankrupt me or anything. Unfortunately for you, I don’t drink so $20 it is. Maybe once I get my Soros checks in the mail…

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Zippy W Pinhead
    • OrG

      Really????

    • Vincent Ricola

      These “unnamed Fox news employees” need to put their names to their words if they don’t want Americans to recognize them as traitors to our country. Otherwise, TLDC.

    • proudgrampa

      Wow. There are actually some adults in the Fox news room…

    • Joe Beese

      Look, if you want to stay at Fox for the paycheck, that’s between you and your Maker. But FFS, don’t try whining to the rest of us about how embarrassing it is.

      Look at this way: Having to suffer the embarrassment of association with Fox is part of what you’re being paid for.

  • Daniel

    Fox News staff are not happy that they’re working for Fox News. No one could have predicted it would have become the propaganda arm of the candidate they supported vociferously for the whole of his campaign.

    • Anna Rompage

      Um, they are free to find employment elsewhere, anytime they wish…

      • Crystalclear12

        The fox stank won’t come off.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Well, they can try. Having Faux on your resume probably isn’t great for credibility at real news orgs.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Yeh, they’ll have to make a statement publicly when they’re ready to leave. And we do want them to leave…if for no other reason than to get inside scoops.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Two-scoops even!

        • jesterpunk

          It worked for Megyn Kelly, she gets lots of money to fail. But it didnt work so well for the other Fox rejects who got fired quickly after going to another network.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            This is true. Though I’m thinking her crash and burn in progress is going to make it even harder for those who come after.

    • arglebargle

      I just read that. What a bunch of ignorant cunts.

    • OrG

      Fux sucks. No one can explain it.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Even Capt. Reynaud saw that coming.

    • jesterpunk

      “It is another blow to journalists at Fox who come in every day wanting to cover the news in a fair and objective way,” one senior Fox employee told Darcy. “Fox feels like an extension of the Trump White House.”

      But they work at Fox, they have never covered anything in a fair and objective way ever.

      • Daniel

        But the tissue thin plausible deniability was very comforting.

      • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

        “Another blow to journalists at Fox” used to mean something else before Ailes and O’Reilly got shitcanned.

    • alpacapunchbowl
    • ImGoingBacon

      “I’m watching now and screaming,” said a different Fox personality. “I want to quit.”
      Shep, no one is making you stay.

    • C4TWOMAN

      It’s not clear what we mean by “staff”. Writers? Editors? Personal assistants? Interns? Janitorial staff?
      A “personality” and “senior employee” are mentioned. Those kinds of people made their bed etc, and get paid handsomely for it.

      But a lessor employees are also mentioned. These people very likely believed in the “no spin zone” until they started working there.

      Sounds very much like a cult: easy to get in, hard to get out.

      • Three Finger Salute

        “easy to get in, hard to get out”

        You can’t explain that.

  • John Iwaniszek

    If you don’t come to Raleigh, I’m going to cry.

  • arglebargle

    You are truly doing the Lord’s work. Here, have some extra $’s over and above my monthly pittance. Buy a round for the Wonkers or some extra chocolates for Babby overlord. You guys help keep me sane in these troubling times. Hugs and kisses (where appropriate).

  • Three Finger Salute

    I didn’t know Obama had a speechwriter named Jon Favreau. I thought it was the filmmaker. I like the other Favreau’s movies, but Obama’s favorite Favreau is much cuter.

    And this is awesome:

    Former Obama speechwriter and wife dress as handcuffed Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump for Halloween

    http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumb_small_article/public/favreaujon_twitter_102917.png

    Far be it for me to speculate whether that costume (and its attendant accessories) had any… other uses once the Halloween party was done…

    • Daniel

      Probably. That flak jacket would probably be quite warm, if he was walking back.

    • jesterpunk

      He hosts Pod Save America with Dan Pfeiffer, Jon Lovett, and Tommy Vietor.

      https://art19.com/shows/pod-save-america

    • Thiazin Red

      Her costume could equally be Munchin’s trophy bimbo wife.

    • NastyBossetti

      He and some of his Obama buddies started a media company and do a bunch of political podcasts and now have readable content online, as well: https://crooked.com/
      I’m going to see Pod Save America live on Thursday. I have the VIP package, which weirdly includes a photo opp with these people.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Cool :)

        If you never get to meet Justin, Jon’s is definitely a selfie worth taking :D

        • NastyBossetti

          I am married to a Canadian, so I’m not going to rule that out…

          • Three Finger Salute

            Oh lucky you :)

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Same here, Mine is from Toronto, Yours too?

          • NastyBossetti

            Niagara Falls

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Ah, down St Catherine way. I love going down there whenever we visit to do the tourist thing, and of course Niagra on the Lake. I love the Icewines.

          • NastyBossetti

            MrBossetti’s father worked for the city of St Catharines until he retired a few years ago. Niagara on the Lake is a pretty town!

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            I love to go Ice wine shopping and taste all those different varieties. It is a must whenever we go to the big T. We lived in B.C. for a while it was very beautiful there on Vancouver Island.

      • Charles Insandiego

        Was listening to the latest Pod Save as I scrolled to your comment!

    • Gussie Jives

      That is absolutely awesome.

    • TakingAmes

      They’re newlyweds, so…

  • I hope those Protestors took the bus to protest Daryl Issa…

    Because that’s a bad neighborhood where you MIGHT GET YOUR CAR STOLEN.
    https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0CRB0xhdwYXXdi3m/200w.gif

  • WhoCheckedRussia’sVoterID

    Each of those 600+ counter protesters is the antidote.

  • beingreleased

    https://twitter.com/PeterWStevenson/status/925120782799425536
    People are saying Trump was scared by the dinosaur. I think he was thinking “Do I know this chick? Did I grab her pussy? Better pretend I don’t see her.”

    • bbayliss

      Melania seems almost human.

      • Daniel

        She’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

        • starfanglednut

          I don’t think it’s visible anymore.

        • bbayliss

          I can’t think about that, but it was her decision. Having traveled a bit in the Baltics I can understand her desire to have a higher standard of living.

          • Daniel

            Slovenia is north of the Balkans, and it’s actually pretty nice there. I mean, not when it was part of Yugoslavia but afterwards.

          • bbayliss

            Should have said eastern europe.
            There is some beautiful country.

          • Daniel

            Slovenia benefited a lot from being near Italy and Austria, so it got to be really close for both of their expansions and investments.

      • beingreleased

        Sort of like how standing next to fat people makes you look thin.

    • alpacapunchbowl
    • Daniel

      He thinks Bob Mueller is Gene Parmesan.

      • wavicles

        HA!

    • aureolaborealis

      The person playing Melania seems almost human.

      • LesBontemps

        Very lifelike. Animatronics has really come a long way.

      • Beezelbubbles

        Must be the body double’s day.

  • bbayliss

    Dark, blurry, and sideways is no way to go through life.

    • Marsupial99

      It is at a #DrinkyThing!

  • Bitter Scribe

    Any idea why that lady on the left in the handmaid’s costume has a butterfly bandage over her right eye? That can’t be good.

    • NastyBossetti

      It’s part of the costume.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      It made everybody jump.

  • Kiri the Unicorn
    • leemoder

      My mom just SQEEEE-ed from the grave.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Beautiful!

    • aureolaborealis

      I spent a good minute trying to figure out why the fallopian tubes went north like that. #sometimesneedlepointisjustneedlepoint

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      That frame is exactly right. Nicely done!

    • (((Aron)))

      Gorgeous!

  • alpacapunchbowl

    I dig the “Make Margaret Atwood Fiction Again”. “Trump is a big old piece-o-shit” is great too.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Those are good. Not a fan of Atwood, but her work is great inspiration for making a point a la sound bites.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        We read Lady Oracle in one of my classes back in college. This quote has been a soothing balm for every breakup since:
        “Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.”

    • Khavrinen

      My favorite was the Lady Justice with BLM/dollars on her scale.

      • Roadstergal

        That was perfection.

      • Trip Space-Parasite

        Were they Confederate dollars? Or maybe old German marks?

      • H0mer0

        It was hard to tell she wasn’t a statue

    • CindyinEncinitas
      • starfanglednut

        I love this so much.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Thanks for sharing the fantastic photos, Cindy!

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Thank you!

    • natoslug

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Piss up a rope
      Donald J Trump

  • Impatient

    Oooh! Oooh! Sarah Huckster (stale) Sammich is talking/lying all over the TVs right now. I was looking for kittens, but a takedown of Darrell ISS-A asshole will do quite nicely, thank you!

  • The Wanderer

    602 to 4. I like that ratio.
    Why couldn’t that have been Clinton’s margin in the erection?

  • Three Finger Salute

    Only one of these maple tributes meets the Trudeau Comic Con seal of approval…

    https://i.imgflip.com/1ykl5t.jpg

    Nobody likes Meg.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Issa sounds like a name you would find in the Quran.

  • susan_g

    Just two weeks ago, Issa protesters had their vehicles ticketed by San Diego sheriffs for things like not having a front license plate, parked wheels not turned to the curb, even a ticket for a passing motorist who honked her horn in solidarity. A sheriff department lieutenant tried to get protesters to remove the inflatable orange-haired chicken that they brought, saying that it was a “public hazard.” City officials threatened to deny access to the public sidewalk, restrict use of a sound system, and charge the permit holder fees for
    police services.

    • rebecca

      huh. maybe San Diego needs some ACLU.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        They are getting all sorts of people involved in that. Today they didn’t even make us get off the grass. There was too much media there to bust them.

      • Roni Raven

        We have a pretty active one.

    • BigHorn

      All the olds with an authoritarian bent were praising the sheriff for saving them from the no-front-plate criminals on the local Gladys Kravitz email shitstem.

    • kaydenpat

      Wow. Trying to shut down protests. The protesters should sue them.

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      “A sheriff department lieutenant tried to get protesters to remove the inflatable orange-haired chicken…”

      That’s exactly what we are trying to do!

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      The First Amendment, how does it work again?

  • Roni Raven

    Love the John photobomb picture. Thanks, John!

  • whitroth

    I deeply despise Issa, who should be an Ain’t. That SOB for a while, not sure if he still is, on the Congressional Committee that oversees DC (larger population than Montana, one Rep who can’t do anything, and was told by this shit once to “sit down and shut up”), and tried to kill needle exchange programs.

    I’m in MD, so my Rep cannot be told to sit down and shut up.

    • Impatient

      He was the committee chairman who taught Chaffetz and Gowdy how to be bigger shitheads. Direct line to installation of today’s unfortunate Preznit.

      BTW, he changed his name, years ago. It used to be Darrell IS-Asshat. Was too middle middle eastern?

  • Paul

    “$500 shy”. Hey, I’m trying here. I ordered one of them impeach hats. I’m still a hat shy.

    Don’t tell me I gotta wait till your grifty ass gets done gallivanting all over the WRONG coast and you three find your way back to Montana. Who’s minding the store? Why ain’t Commie Mom house sitting, filling orders and writing columns in her spare time?

    • rebecca

      I saw this morning your order is a WEEK old!!!! sending tomorrow!!!

  • gallbladder

    A pro-Issa demonstration? That in and of itself is beyond surreal.

    • LesBontemps

      Hey, it’s Halloween; they were just dressing up as Issa supporters.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Pix of the drinky thingie. Donna Rose was not as fascinated with me as she was 2 years ago and she didn’t want the scarf. But she’s still the bestest toddler woman. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92d605fa77be9a2be70ab4311a3b16a8892bee2f3b04725b74091186e7167de8.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e3530c2a4ced08385e986705209805a8cbc7be629891ab77786f87102df76967.jpg

    • SDGeoff3

      You have been a very busy camera woman the last 24 hours!

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Yes! I have your pyrex dish.

        • SDGeoff3

          Oh jebus. I forgot all about it! Thank you! I’ll take you to lunch.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Ok!

    • Marsupial99

      Yay! She has the bear in this one! She grabbed it and ran away so quickly we couldn’t even get a photo!

  • Paul

    OK. I was a bad kid. Know what my favorite part of Halloween was, besides smashing pumpkins and waxing windows (no soap for us. Washed off too easily).

    I’m an old. Remember those Zippo lighters you had to re-fill with fluid? We’d all fill squirt guns with that crap and blast a few squirts into any jack-o-lantern that had a candle in it.

    Yes we made sure no kid was standing too close so we didn’t flare them up too. We spent most of the night running like hell.

    Who else acted as bad? Fess up. Let’s hear it.

    • Not me. I was in it strictly for the candy.

      • HooverVilles

        Same here!

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I remember one Halloween just running from the cops. Other than being high, I don’t think we’d committed any crimes.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      some idjit I used to hang with in high school ran out of filler fluid, and figured his cologne was just as flammable, so that would work just as well. Every time he lit up a cig it smelled like a explosion had gone off in a perfume shop.

  • kaydenpat

    “Elect a Clown. Expect a circus.”

    Yep.

    • tehbaddr

      The Best Protest Sign Eva!

    • quantum mechanic

      Dammit I knew I had a winner when I came up with that phrase and wasted it in a Yahoo news message board (right wing troll heaven) 9 or 10 months ago. Then again back when AOL was a thing and there weren’t no tweeter or farcebook but there were chat rooms I tried to make ‘DWS’ a thing. The world is a poorer place for no one thinking ‘dripping with sarcasm’ was a useful abbrev.

  • Viktor

    Everywhere Darrell Issa goes, a car gets stolen. It’s not coincidence.

    • natoslug

      I’m more concerned about the fires.

  • covfefesumgame0005

    I am just a dirty old man, but that lady with the Capt America shield has a really nice smile!

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    LOVE the birth control costume.

  • Petunia Cat

    The birth control one is my favorite. And I like the elephants on a crazy clown guys sign. Indictment was nicely done too.

    Oooh, if I was doing a costume it would be: my nicest clothes like I would wear if I had to go to court. And I’d be A Flipper. A not yet known person in in Trumps campaign who flips and testifies. 😊

  • phoenix00

    Thanks Cindy and Editrix!

  • (((Aron)))

    We love you too!

  • CindyinEncinitas

    I went as Brad.

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