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On Friday, the NRA released another one of Dana Loesch’s charming video missives, and perhaps the most ridiculous one so far. If you have not seen it, pretty much nothing I can say will prepare you for the experience.

“We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history,” she begins.

I will leave this here.

This, of course, is not even the most dramatic part. What any of this has to do with guns, I’m not even sure. The only weapon she even mentioned were the daggers that we are apparently driving through the heart of Dana Loesch’s future? Also that we are “poisoning” their belief that “honest custody of our institutions will ever again be possible” so we can build a utopia? But really Dana Loesch is going to make sure we perish in the flames?

There are a whole lot of mixed metaphors here! We’re stabbing, we’re poisoning, we’re perishing in flames. Clearly, we are the disorganized serial killer of AMERICA.

She is also claiming that we are doing this all “from the highest levels of government” — which is odd because I am pretty sure the “highest levels of government” are all occupied by Republicans right now.

Now, Dana Loesch has never not been ridiculous and terrible, but it seems she’s been spiraling the last few weeks. Her speech at the Value Voters Summit was very, very weird — which is saying a lot given that it’s the Value Voters Summit and I am grading on a curve here as a result.

She just kept repeating that FEMINISM IS DEAD, as if saying it enough times could make it so. She then went on a Twitter rant about how feminists don’t even care that she has to move because she is receiving threats from people who believe in gun control and want to shoot her because of it? To be fair to us, I think it’s probably more that feminists didn’t know she was receiving threats because we don’t have access to her Gmail and are not psychic? And also because the only time we pay attention to her is when someone is like “Hey! Did you see that freaky shit Dana Loesch was saying?”

But, after declaring feminism dead, Loesch very much wanted to know why all the (zombie?) feminists never come to her defense.

Though why she thinks she would need our defense, I cannot imagine! Especially since she’s been going around hollering “What rights do men have that women do not have?” forever. If feminism is dead, and equality is 100% achieved, then how on earth can Dana Loesch feel she is experiencing sexism? IT IS A PARADOX!

Dana is just so, so confused. I don’t think she even knows what she is mad at, at this point. She is just mad at all the things and Loesching out in every direction. Frankly, my suggestion–as a feminist–is that Loesch go down to Lush, get a nice bath bomb and take some time for quiet reflection and self-care and get her thoughts together before the next time she decides to step into that NRATV studio and make a video.

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  • Christopher Story

    Dana Loesch is proof that beauty is only skin deep. Her brand of ugly goes to the bone.

  • FauxAntocles

    For conservatives, it is the anger that matters, not the logic.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      BINGO- anger is catnip for conservatives

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Anger, resentment, and the desire to oppose anything ‘liberals’ advocate, such as clean air and water.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        and entitlement. They are the most entitled crybabbies I’ve ever seen…

        • TJ Barke

          “Those filthy proles deserve nothing! I deserve EVERYTHING!”

        • Donna Mueller

          …and NO MATTER what happens-it’s ALWAYS someone elses’ fault.

  • folderol

    Gosh, she seems like such a nice girl, bless her heart.

  • memzilla Ω

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him…in American history.” — Dana Loesch, Harpy at Large

    “I wonder where Ruth is?” — Nick Danger, Third Eye

  • I pity the people who choose to live with such anger.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Nazi bitch is a Nazi bitch.

    Film at 11.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    oh goody, another conservative snowflake whining and sniveling and playing the victim. The right’s snowflake supply seems inexhaustible- no wonder they don’t believe in global warming…

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    It’s like the Prime Directive for these people is to be triggered by something.

    “I’ve got to gin up some anger. What’s on the Internet? OH! MAXINE WATERS SAID A THING!!!!!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Frederica Wilson said a thing!

  • empf

    She sure is a hateful person.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Dumb bitch slept from 2008 to 2016 huh?

    Fucking snowflake and attention whore.

  • Little Lulu Ω

    A media whore in Frankenstein makeup.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    BTW, I’m not buying this cock-and-bull story about her having to move because of death threats from gun control advocates.

    This is pure projection on her part. The ammosexuals are out in force against those asking for at least some rational measures taken for the purchase and ownership of firearms, such as background checks. Oh, and at least the precautions we take for operating motor vehicles.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Of course she’s lying- they all lie. Every last one of the SOBs is incapable of even basic honesty. That’s why they call it bullshit mountain. The lying starts at the top with the boy king and continues to build and pick up speed until by the time it reaches the base it’s an avalanche and the RWNJs are so buried in bullshit that they are completely divorced from reality.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I think she made the whole thing up to hijack the #metoo discussion and turn it into a divisive discussion about fictional crimes against gun-humping crazy ladies.

      Because Dana Loesch is an awful person.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        LOOK AT MEEE……

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Dana Sweetie, I’ll make you a deal. You don’t tell me what I should do as a Feminist, and you also go to Hell.

    Fuck all the wai off, Nazi Cow. Cold-eyed Heifer Bitch.

  • data_ninja

    I think she’s auditioning for the job position of “Baroness” in the COBRA organization. All she needs is a pair of glasses.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hail Hydra!

  • Bill D. Burger

    FUXbitch Loesch is a whining asshole, just like her pussy-grabbing idol.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMqkGTuUIAcIkzs.jpg

  • Christopher Story

    What is it with these women, from Ann Coulter to Tomi Lerhan to Dana Loesch? What fills them with so much anger and spite? I’ve suffered some of the worst human indignities, had most of my life stolen by a religion that discarded me like last week’s garbage, dragged my ass out of the hell that was my years of drug abuse, and I’m STILL not that angry.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I am *that* angry, but I want Justice, not to feed the hate and make the rich richer.

      The women worthies you mention are Parasites and enablers.

      • Christopher Story

        Righteous indignation is very different from bitter resentment. They strike me as privileged high school girls who’ve never known true persecution and suffering, which is what they sound like when they angry rant about persecution and suffering.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Well said, my friend. :)

          That’s the nail on the head.

          • H0mer0

            “for those of us who knew the pain, the valentines that never came…”

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Well if all you ever were is pretty in HS and were rewarded for that, (read shallow) and you get out in the real world that doesn’t recognize that and demands more. What are they to do. It’s not like they tried to work on being a better person or getting an education.

    • Ricky Gay

      $$$$$$$$$

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      They are talking to their audience of angry, hateful rubes; stirring up more anger and hate. Because, $$$.

      The rest of us are irrelevant.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      What it is about is working the grift. That’s all it is and all it ever was.

      • Christopher Story

        So, as disingenuous as their bottle blonde appearance? I guess I made the mistake of assuming rationality.

      • Zombishroom

        Fucking vampires.

    • george lastrapes

      The men, too- Jones, Beck, Hannity, and many more. The gibbering, apoplectic harangue is a hallmark of the far-RW, a mode of thought which manipulates those receptive on a pre-rational level.
      I think that is the subtext of zombie movies- that mob of lurching brain eaters tuned in once too often to InfoWars, maybe tried the supplements.

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Mad Jelly

    • BMW

      Tomi Lahren suffers from living life in a pretty-white-girl bubble. Loesch blames credits 9/11 for her ideology. Coulter is just a legit batshit crazy racist.

    • Noxious Resistance

      Then there’s that crazy Malkin nutter.

      • Christopher Story

        I always forget about her until the subject of Japanese Internment comes up and I remember she wrote that awful book shaped object defending the act.

    • White racism

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      They start with the anger, then look for ways to justify it.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • SayItWithWookies

      Was that self-awareness? Or was he reading his book?

  • folderol

    What exactly does the NRA stand for? I thought it was protecting gun rights. Now it’s about protecting the… President?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s always been about pushing the products of the merchants of death, ever since peace broke out in 1865.

    • data_ninja

      Network of Republican Anger

      • Marion in Savannah

        Nice!

      • Master Contrail Program

        Nominating Reprehensible Assholes

      • Anna Elizabeth

        *golf clap*, Well Played, Shinobi.

      • SayItWithWookies

        Nazi Rage Amplifier

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      Nationally Recognized Assholes?

    • Nockular cavity

      It’s about fighting the tyranny of government by fighting the people questioning the government, of course.

      • Tishalicious

        Libety&Tranny.jpg

    • TJ Barke

      National Reactionary Association.

      • SeeTrain65

        Nefarious Rednecks Anonymous.

  • proudgrampa

    Who?

    And What?

    • Christopher Story

      Exactly

  • Ricky Gay
    • folderol

      She looks very fashionable. No traces of foam at the mouth, so I’d say the medication is working.

      • Ricky Gay

        Catotonia

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Have they seceded yet?

          • Ricky Gay

            Spelling error detected
            :)

    • SayItWithWookies

      She’ll have to change her name to Dana Buckle.

  • TJ Barke

    Keep pushing your fascist lies, Dana, you’re not the only ones with guns.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Indeed, surveys say that only one in ten gun owners is an NRA member. That one though- – – HOO BOY!

  • eastcoastlib

    When they cry like babies that we’re being mean to their Orange Monster it makes me smile. Their tears are like gumdrops and skittles for my soul

    • Freida Peeple

      We The Violent Snowflakes Of America Have A Message For Her :

      BUNDLE UP ILSA WINTER IS COMING

  • Relativicus

    Dana, you’ve probably earned some good will among the target demo, but when the time comes to make “difficult decisions,” you’ll still have black hair and brown eyes, and you’ll still be a woman. Your friends are not your friends, is what I’m saying.

  • folderol

    If feminism is dead, and equality is 100% achieved, then how on earth can Dana Loesch feel she is experiencing sexism? IT IS A PARADOX!

    Reminds me of Paradox Cookies. I remember eating them as a kid.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/78cbaf0b6a21b8c85cd0589ffaec14a6ed74d369c0c654345b36266955260c27.jpg

  • Freida Peeple

    Go maybe she could just crawl back into her hole and die making the world a better place

  • Bright Bart

    Daggers and leeks are the weapons. Ban deadly leeks now. They will infect your soup with hatred and nihilism https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef770b1a5726faf8fbbea84cfe9fcc156c8cbf37a5955a1e4d5bfd23fb9be147.jpg

  • New and Improved Say Wha
    • She-Wolf libelz.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      with none of the sizzle.

    • BMW

      On an unrelated note…she kind of looks like adult actress Romi Rain in this picture. This has absolutely no relevance other than it may explain her popularity with certain men.

      • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

        I always thought she looks like Mariska Hargitay’s evil twin.

        • BMW

          There certainly are worse looking people to be the evil twin of, I suppose.

  • Loesch, like all Trump defenders, is working diligently towards normalizing crazy.

  • Christopher Story

    She has a child, correct? There’s a morbidly curious part of me who wants to know more about the man who grappled with that.

    • Zombishroom

      And lord have mercy on that poor child!

    • BMW

      2 children whom she home-schools, I believe.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Of course she does.

    • Alan

      Tells me enough about him.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history,”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37aba274ef3b5d2b2c2e01741d8f9bbe87df0716b85f1c809820e8da9931e80c.png

  • Gosala

    What is the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen in American history?

    Mmmm…The Civil War, maybe?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      brought to you by the same conservative traitors whining now

  • BMW

    “…the most ruthless attack…in American history.”

    Spoken like a true college drop out.

  • Daniel

    Seriously- why do these people imagine that “feminism” should exclude “criticising stupid opinions expressed by women”?

    • Iam Reading

      Because Sarah Palin? In all seriousness I really don’t think conservatives understand cause and effect.

  • Courser_Resistance

    ‘Scuse me but I do not believe that gun control advocates are issuing death threats. It’s kinda counter-intuitive. I do not doubt that some unhinged folks have threatened her, but dude, it’s not my day to be in charge of them.

    • Alan

      Or she made it up.

  • Daniel

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him…in American history.”

    Not a USian, so please someone correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t y’all have a literal civil war following a particular president’s election?

    • Christopher Story

      By the same kind of traitors no less.

      • Swampgas_Man

        A two or three assassinations, also too.

    • BMW

      That was about states’ rights.

  • Ellie

    “I think it’s probably more that feminists didn’t know she was receiving threats because we don’t have access to her Gmail and are not psychic? And also because the only time we pay attention to her is when someone is like “Hey! Did you see that freaky shit Dana Loesch was saying?””
    That would be my reason. Thank you for voicing it so superbly.

  • Iam Reading

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him…in American history.” –

    Bitch please. Almost one-third of our presidents throughout history have either been assassinated or somebody attempted their assassination. Get a fucking grip you hyperbolic psycho.

  • SayItWithWookies

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history.”

    To be fair, it cost Vlad some money, so it wasn’t entirely free. But he still thinks he got a bargain.

    • Pisto75666

      Only if he paid in rubles.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Dana Loesch is as smart as she is kind.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      True.

    • SeeTrain65

      And as wise as she is brave.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Anypony else get the feeling that Miss Dana has never once had an Orgasm?

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Orgasms are for sluts.

    • Christopher Story

      Conservatives don’t believe in female orgasms.

      • Rachel Book Harlot

        That’s ’cause feminists made it up in order to torture men.

        • BloviateMe

          And don’t even START with that g spot nonsense.

          • Rachel Book Harlot

            Can’t they just lie there and let men enjoy sex in peace? Sheesh.

          • BloviateMe

            One of the worst jokes ever: “how can you tell when a woman cums? Who CARES!?!”

            I did laugh when I heard it, but I laughed ironically.

          • H0mer0

            there is a “vaginal rejuvenation” surgical procedure in which they inject filler in the G spot I didn’t ask how or who locates it, being already uncomfortable with the discussion (I was talking to a colleague about it –for a friend, I mean patient!)

      • Panika MCD

        sure they do. but they also know that the term “conservative” has been coopted by assholes who wouldn’t know a clitoris if one walked up and handed them a pamphlet called “The Good News!”

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That’s what I was trying to say, upthread. This^^^

    • Swampgas_Man

      Only when shootin’.

    • TJ Barke

      No, she has, but she can only get one while inflicting pain.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Eww

      • Browncoat Krieger IRL

        It’s funny because it’s true.

    • Daniel

      Oh, she has. It’s just not through the efforts of another person.

      • H0mer0

        is there something wrong with that?/sn

    • Covfefe

      Seems to me Miss Dana gets excited by rage.

      • Daniel

        A bit like Paul Ryan claims to.

        • Covfefe

          Actually, Mr. Ryan gets excited by fucking “those people.”

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Right, all the pent up anger due to frustration. And we know ammosexuals don’t care about anything but their guns.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        xD

    • SeeTrain65

      She orgasms by firing her AK-47 blindly into the dark middle distance.

  • BloviateMe

    My favorite part of any dystopian tale is when they flashback to what events triggered it. I think we’re in that flashback right now.

    • weejee

      Dana et al make me want to flash…

      / ookes

  • Ellis_Weiner

    Did Stephen Miller write Dana’s text? Because it has that World Historical Dork pomposity to it.

    • SeeTrain65

      The mention of janitors was the tell.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    Dana who?

    • NotReallyHere

      This is the correct answer.

  • weejee
  • SayItWithWookies

    This is what happens when you spend time at the gun range every day — the particulate matter in the air gets into your lungs and you end up with lead poisoning, which induces paranoia and violent tendencies. And hanging out with Wayne Lapierre can’t be helping — that motherfucker’s so crazy he can give you lead poisoning by osmosis.

  • susan_g

    Dressing up as Dana Loesch would be the scariest Halloween costume.

    • Browncoat Krieger IRL

      Candy for you, candy for you, and my psychologist’s business card for the girl in the Dana Loesch costume…

    • Christopher Story

      But it would be so easy: just two huge boobs and an AR-15

    • Ling Ling

      I don’t know… That picture of Caligula Gringrich yesterday was scary.

  • azeyote

    that voter value clip seems lifted from the “coke is dead as disco” scene from pulp fiction –

  • Anna Elizabeth

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen, in American history,”

    “I’m Brian Williams, and I’d like to echo Miss Loesch, I’ve not seen such unfettered hurly-burly since jumping into Zaire with the Deauxeme Regiment, Etranger’ de Parachutists’.”

  • Browncoat Krieger IRL

    I’ve heard that the NRA is an acronym for “AmeRican talibaN” but the founder was dyslexic.

    • Christopher Story

      I just read your handle. Shiny!

  • Panika MCD

    she is clearly a Cylon and is being discriminated against because she is from another planet and people also too keep trying to put her in boiling kettles and she’s all, “FFS, Wayne! I am not a Ceylon Tea Bagger! I am a CYLON. we did E that one time. that didn’t put it in my alien DNA!” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d13e1dba45fdae94b9b92a522a8aa658d42072a3af5ef78ca74f613567776d13.png

    • Browncoat Krieger IRL

      By your command.

    • Christopher Story

      I can never get over the other kittens shocked concern on its face

      • SisterArtemis

        “What the fuck, Fluffy? Did you drop acid again, or what?”

    • BMW

      Even as a big Battlestar Galactica fan, I only understood about half of this.

      • Panika MCD

        that’s because Cylon is the only Battlestar Galactica reference in it.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          xD

        • BMW

          I will admit I had no idea what Ceylon tea was. (And was that an ecstasy reference at the end?)

          • Panika MCD

            Ceylon is a region that produces tea.

            Tea Baggers is a name that Tea Party people use to describe themselves.

            E is a common shorthand for the drug ecstasy/MDMA.

            Wayne is the first name of the president of the NRA.

            and this joke is no longer funny.

    • BloviateMe

      I spent an hour and a half yesterday getting savaged in a dentist chair, while really, really hungover. That cat was my spirit animal.

    • SisterArtemis

      Cutest. Awien. Evah.

    • H0mer0

      I thought he was telling the joke about the “big fucking rats with dicks this long!”

  • Grokenstein

    “The antifa is DEAD! Dead, dead, dead! Because they refused to defend Nazis!!” — Loeschlogic

    • Panika MCD

      anti-fascists are alive because they refuse to accept fascists.

  • BMW

    I am really tired of being lectured on American history by “commentators” who lack the educational background to back up anything they are saying (Loesch, Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, too name a few).

    • Panika MCD

      turn them off.

      • BloviateMe

        Easily done, it’s not like they’re going to turn anyone on.

        • SeeTrain65

          A nation of “tuned out, turned off dropouts.”

      • BMW

        They’ve already saturated society with their ignorance.

        • Panika MCD

          that still doesn’t explain why you are subjecting yourself to saturation.

          • Ill-Advised

            Somebody had to be able to tell us…I, myself, can’t listen to this shit without needing blood pressure meds.

          • Panika MCD

            I thought that’s why we donated to Wonkette…?

          • Ill-Advised

            Absolutely. After all, that’s where I read it! :-)

    • BloviateMe

      Everything is the BEST or WORST ever, truth need not apply.

      Bunch of fucking drama queens.

  • Covfefe

    I think what she means is “wereckers”. “Wrecking (Russian: вредительство or vreditel’stvo, lit. “inflicting damage”, “harming”),” according to our friends at Wilkie, “was a crime specified in the criminal code of the Soviet Union in the Stalin era. It is often translated as “sabotage”; however, “wrecking”, “diversionist acts”, and “counter-revolutionary sabotage” were distinct sub-articles of Article 58 (RSFSR Penal Code) (58-7, 58-9, and 58-14 respectively), and the meaning of “wrecking” is closer to “undermining.”

    • Ling Ling

      Интересно, что вы знаете такие факты. Вы хотите помочь преследовать лося и белку?

      • Covfefe

        Me chase libtards.

      • SeeTrain65

        Встречайте меня в парке Горького у фонтана в полночь. Наденьте черный плащ и скрытый микрофон, поэтому я буду знать, что это вы.

  • HazooToo

    I don’t know how to handle the tension rising in the country today without some sort of psychological defense, so I’m going to try escaping into the world of my favorite game. I know I’m not the only history fan here, so I’ll share this link and we can stress out together about which things sound too damn familiar for comfort.

    http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Great_War

  • Johnnymoreno

    The Civil War and Lincoln assassination were pretty bad, too – but nothing like what trump has endured.

  • TJ Barke

    Clomp clomp clomp! The jackboots are coming from inside the house!

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      I like the new pic TJ. Very handsome. :)

      • SisterArtemis

        Probably not gonna happen, but I’d love to see the progression of pics over the last year or two – the work TJ’s put in definitely shows in his face. Good going, TJ!

      • Persistent Demme

        He’s got a little smile going there, too!

    • SisterArtemis

      Those sound suspiciously like unicorn hooves. What the hell is going on?!

  • Daniel

    Remember: it’s liberals who whine.

    • btwbfdimho

      History is written by the whiners.

  • Ling Ling

    Feminists are not psychic? Then why are all of you looking at me that way?

  • Jan_in_the_pan

    If the NRA had any sense, they’d shift marketing gun purchasing scare tactics towards dems and liberals. They would also have to entertain the idea to support sensible gun safety laws, and I don’t see that happening in my lifetime.

    • SisterArtemis

      Sad thing is, it DID happen in my lifetime, and then they let that policy commitment go by the wayside. Fuck Wayne LaPierre, and fuck the current NRA.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Flashman

    Shorter Dana Loesch: Spiders, SPIDERS!!!, they’re all over me!!! Get ’em offa me!

  • Jgb979

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him…in American history.”

    John Wilkes booth and Lee Harvey Oswald both simultaneously cancel their NRA membership plan from hell

  • ManchuCandidate

    Dana, less bump stocks and more Hitachi wands.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Maybe she uses her bump stock as a Hitachi magic wand?

  • Blackest Noobs

    she’s a peach, a real doll.
    dunno what y’all freaking out about….she seems soooooo reasonable.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    She must wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and assuming she can see a reflection, tell herself how much she loathes being a woman.

    That’s all I got.

  • Flashman

    True fact: Dana Loesch went to Fox High School, somewhere in Missouri.

    • Bill D. Burger

      The great metropolis of ‘Arnold’ MO. Just a short drive away from it’s larger neighbor Hooterville, I’m sure.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Hey Dana! Word from Betty White to YOU.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/xFRKMwlFcMo12/giphy.gif

    • TJ Barke

      She is a national treasure.

  • Gorillionaire

    Maybe she is becoming unglued because some part of her realized that she is contractually obligated to defend a man who shot hundreds of innocent people at a country music concert.

    • BloviateMe

      The smart thing to do is to double down on defending mass murder. Clearly.

    • Daniel

      I think that’s unlikely. I don’t think she thinks of the people that died there. I’ve noticed with NRA types they compartmentalise to the degree that only the shooter (and law abiding shooters) are people. The victims are all, implicitly, a plot to make liberals look better.

  • Blackest Noobs

    fyi…Jesus was a dick and apostle Paul was even a bigger dick
    -excerpts from O’Reilly’s book Killing Jesus

    • Ling Ling

      Liberal Romans killed the Jezus. And now you know…

      • Blackest Noobs

        Liberal Homosexual as Fuck Romans, thank you very much

        • An Outhouse for the résistance

          Not the Jooz?

          • Blackest Noobs

            well they gave that Jesus dude the thumbs down….supposedly.
            they were given a choice of executing Jesus or some run of the mills criminals, so according to the Bible that has been rewritten a zillion times, says the Jews said hey let the criminals go, but execute this fucker Jesus, and they did, and it was good.

    • Christopher Story

      That’s why I love Jesus. Haranguing the establishment and the powerful; violent redistribution of wealth; socialist food and healthcare giveaways; hell his crucifixion became a middle finger to those who sought to silence him.

    • Daniel

      What kind of man betrays his teacher- no, shut up this is my book, you can’t, you can’t say, SHUT UP- he betrays his teacher, OK, he betrays him not once, not even twice, but three times. Count ’em. Three times. And then this other guy, you know the type and I’m not going to be bullied by the rabid liberal left into not saying this, you know exactly who I mean, takes he takes actual cash money- thirty pieces of silver- and he that’s it. Betrayed. Betrayed. And with a kiss.

      Some of you reading this at home might see something in this that, well, that reflects my own life. You might think that this is something that I might be bitter about.
      Wrong.
      Wrong.
      That’s not my way, and it wasn’t Jesus’ way either- he wasn’t this leftist, sissy, whiny “hip ster” they present him to be in the modern way they’ve twisted his story- he let that kiss happen. He let it happen and he said, you know, “that’s fine, it’s not bad, it’s not meant in a bad way, it’s just something that happens” and he let it go. The guy took his money, went away, that was that.
      Now, with me obviously it went a little differently- some of them they took their money and then they stayed, and they, very unprofessionally, they talked. Even the real Judas didn’t do that.
      But in a very real way what happened to Jesus, it was a prophesied thing. It was meant to happen- and after three days, bang, there he was again, large as life, fully healed. Water under the bridge.
      That doesn’t always happen.
      Jesus, in a lot of ways I think, was very lucky.
      There wasn’t any bitterness on the part of that guy the one who quote harassed unquote him, and he was they put their differences aside like men, like men with decency and honor.
      Some of us suffer like Jesus, but we don’t get that treatment. We don’t get that three days, we get a lot longer, and some would argue, I think reasonably, that that’s too much. That’s far too much. That Jesus, he went and harrowed Hell, he harrowed, all of it. But three days later? There he was. Right as rain.
      Some of us are stuck there a lot longer, and it wasn’t even necessary for mankind’s redemption- it was just, we had our Judases and they were just out for gelt. You know who I mean. Jesus called himself the lamb, and he might have been talking about scapegoats, and you know, I know all about that.
      Am I saying Jesus and I are the same? No. Am I saying that maybe one of us suffered more? You decide. I won’t tell you what to think.

  • Belasaurius

    Bitch must have slept through the Lincoln administration

  • Blackest Noobs

    gives me the giggles because apparently the guy they elected, the guy who is supposedly gonna be tough on the criminals, and the illegal immigrants, and the terrorists, yeah that guy is too much of a pussy to take all this dissent from the media, the public, us.

    REALLY?!? REALLY?!!!!???

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Trump Tourettes (Trumpettes syndrome?)

      • SeeTrain65

        Trumprolalia: The involuntary utterance of inane words and ignorant remarks, such as “No politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly,” “I’ve passed a lot of legislative bills that people don’t even know about,” and “There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely.”

        Trumpropraxia: The involuntary performance of inane and ignorant hand gestures, such as “The OK symbol with three fingers pointing up,” “The changeover from OK symbols to waving index fingers,” and the ever present “playing of the invisible concertina.”

  • SisterArtemis

    It may well be that “Help fund the utopia we are trying to bring about by being mean to Donald Trump!” will be your most successful funding pitch ever!

    Also, Dana Loesch sucks. That only time I ever remember she exists is when she says something DUM and people make fun of her. Way to go, Dana.

    Also too, it is not the responsibility of every feminist to come to the defense of every women ever anywhere for whatever reason.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Her hatred and vitriol has caused her to lose touch with reality. Poor thing, bless her heart.

  • William

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him…in American history
    Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e31e6357021e24518df3e71844909bc9dd995d50228447474230df721d1aeefe.jpg

  • Shanzgood

    She thinks feminists should protect her just because she’s a woman…a woman who parrots far right talking points AGAINST other women? I’m sorry, but her far right talking points aren’t going to protect her from the far right attack on her rights as a woman.

    But guess what? The shit that dead and not-yet-dead feminists have done and are doing over and over again because of people like her WILL protect her ignorant, ungrateful ass.

    Dog help us, the cognitive dissonance is as jarring as nails on a chalkboard.

    • Christopher Story

      She’s only allowed to have an opinion in public because of the people who she hates on in public. That sound you hear is irony strangling itself in the corner.

      • Shanzgood

        Indeed.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Me not sure
    • Sunhead

      Take that back. Morticia is full of love, compassion and empathy. Dana Loesch is full of wind and Amero’s that smell like desperation.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • geoffalnutt

    I don’t even know what one is, but the idea of Ms. Loesch and a “bath bomb” hits all the right notes. Suds in the trees!!

  • Bill D. Burger

    No politician in histroy has been treated worse than Trump.

    These three: “Bitch, please.”

    https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/pjimage-46.jpg?quality=88&w=750&h=422

  • Bill D. Burger
    • BreakingDeadMen

      Mussolini and Gaddafi come to mind.

      • Querolous

        And wasn’t there a guy named Sad Ham?

    • SeeTrain65

      Trump: “They called me names!”

      Valerian: “Poor you. Have you seen my skin?”

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Crazy in the head …

  • Bill D. Burger
    • BloviateMe

      I was just about to comment that it’s weird Garfield or McKinley rarely get mentioned, usually just Abe and Jack.

  • HZ81

    Dana is now rooting for the brave NRA to protect the government from freedom of speech. Um, when the black guy was in office, she was rooting for the NRA to protect free (teabagger) speech from the government.

    What a fuckhead she is.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I feel like you might be hinting that race may be playing a role in the political positions she takes, but that can’t be right…

      • HZ81

        That’s crazy talk. Crazy. Talk.

      • spangled

        no, no way. she vigorously defended the rights of black gun-owner Philando Castille

        …wait, I’m getting here in my earpiece that she didn’t at all? in fact she blamed him for being shot because of some bullshit? how canst this be?

    • TJ Barke

      Fascism has a habit of using the trappings of liberty to gain power and then dismantle those liberties afterwords.

  • spangled

    the NRA is getting more and more unhinged every day.
    and why? literally no gun control has been passed, and people aren’t even talking about Vegas anymore.

    since they don’t have the boogeyman of Obama they have turned the finger on anyone who doesn’t support Trump. One of their last videos was trying to incite violence against American citizens. who only committed the crime of being liberal…it’s getting so crazy.

    this woman is HORRIBLE, but she shouldn’t be getting death threats. she should also stop issuing them in increasingly transparent ways.

  • btwbfdimho
  • Christopher Story
    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • Christopher Story

        I always forget how much I love Jefferson Airplane until I hear them again.

      • SisterArtemis

        That’s an oldy but goody.

        Small uninteresting factoid: I fell in love with that album at about age 9, when my cousins brought it home and were allowed to play it on the family stereo console in the living room. I’ve owned five or six copies over the last 45 years (lost, loaned, warped, scratched the first four or five). I will always love this one!

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Produced by Captain Trips himself

        • RMKH

          My first favorite band. White Rabbit and Somebody to Love on the AM radio in Eugene.

          • SisterArtemis

            Eugene was where my cousins lived when that album hit the stereo.

      • RMKH

        Also too the live version of Plastic Fantastic
        https://youtu.be/WL7HiGD0JcQ

        • puredog

          This is SUCH a great album.

    • William

      It does, but clearly that is a vinyl shutter.

    • Shibusa

      It’s easy to detect the two big reasons Republicans listen to what she has to say. Or at least sit quietly and stare while she blathers on nonsensically.

      • puredog

        Actually, that’s apparently an SI model named Genevieve Curren.

    • Teecha

      Her arm looks reallllllly long.

      • Daniel

        They’re connected, so if you pull on one it “grows” while the other “shrinks”.

    • Daniel

      The right to bare arms.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      Wow, 3 doses of sideboob at once! Take that, Lupita Nyong’o!

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      No those are aftermarket.

      • SeeTrain65

        “New old stock.”

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Not an original insight, just venting, but: it’s like “feminism” for them means that you can’t ever criticize a woman if you disagree with her, but if you can’t ever criticize a woman if you disagree with her then that’s PC fascism run amok and must be stopped. Also too, Dana, if you’re not getting paid the same as a man gets paid for spouting fascistic nonsense, or if the merchants of murder for whom you work are chasing you around the desk at the office, or if there doesn’t seem to be enough blood money to pay for an insurance plan that would cover your birth control, then feminists are absolutely defending you. Whether they are washing their hands with lye soap later to get the smell off is another matter.

  • Wonky Magoo

    If I could do one thing today, it would be to go on a Lush run. I hate the mall, capitalism, and shopping, but I love those fucking products. And I’m broke, and the Halloween line’s almost gone, and I NEED a black jelly bomb, and AAARGH!

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      You can make them yourself- the ingredients cost pennies. There are recipes on Pinterest. Citric acid, baking soda, a little rubbing alcohol, some fragrance or essential oil ( which you can get at the craft stores). You won’t get those lovely round bombs, because they are tricky- better to make them in a shot glass or muffin tin.
      I wish I could make you a few- you got the itch going with me again. My love for bath bombs morphed into a bath and body business that lost me a crapload of money. But I still love making things for people.

      • Wonky Magoo

        Haha, I make soap! I know the drill :)

  • puredog

    As a wee, tiny offset against the many things for which I am grateful to Wonkette, I have to note that — but for this website — I wouldn’t even know this twunt existed. So, thanks, Wonkette.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      If comments were allowed, you would be able to jinx me.

  • Aggle Wok

    Jesus. “THEIR media.” You could almost hear the triple parentheses every time she spat out variations of the word “they.”

    • Daniel

      Oy they.

    • SisterArtemis

      Kinda nice she separates herself from the rest of us, when you think about it.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    So, the question is begging me to ask it. Who is this creature and why does anything she has to say matter to any sane person?

    I never even heard of her til a few weeks ago and she doesn’t appear to be worthy of me using the google machine to learn anything about her other than what I learned about her here at The Wonkette.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      Because of the power NRA and Wayne LaPewpewpew hold on Congress?

    • Sunhead

      Sheez da purdy mouwf awf the NRA.

  • btwbfdimho

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president…”

    Chairs hanging in the front-yards of America, after Clint Eastwood’s speech at the GOP convention.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa9d5c80ae09cc4e633c59cd4af6a566546a0177c728eb64d126065b253accdb.png

    • Daniel

      But that doesn’t count because he doesn’t have any feelings.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    She’s a straight shooter, and a barrel of laughs.

    • Shibusa

      She’s always going off half-cocked.

      • Daniel

        That explains the orgasm comments elsethread.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      She always gets her man

    • RMKH

      Her videos are climbing the YouTube charts with a bullet! With a bullet! The Bullet! is the part that gets me the hottest

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        You’ve been thinking of Steve McQueen again…
        https://bamfstyle.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/bullitt-main.jpg

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Yes, please.

        • Daniel

          And his gun toting female partner, Quick Draw Macgraw.

        • RMKH

          Well, actually I was channeling Flo and Eddy but that’s a great movie and if I were of that orientation, I would definitely have had it for Steve McQueen.

          • I really had the hots for him. Shame is he didn’t even know I was alive. sigh

          • RMKH

            Yeah, pretty sure Grace Slick didn’t know about me, either.

        • Christopher Story

          Grandpa Bob loved McQueen. And while he did love “The Day The Earth Stood Still,” his favorite sci-fi was “The Blob,” because of McQueen.

      • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

        “Give me the enchilada with pickle sauce with the donkey’s…”
        Wait, I don’t remember this part so well, but anyway,
        “not until you play me your new hit song in the charts WITH A BULLET”
        *pow*
        “A BULLET!”
        *pow*

        • RMKH

          That’s the stuff, all right. Mudshark!

          • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

            out, you go out, you go out, and do the mudshark baby

          • RMKH

            Do you like my new car?

          • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

            Yeah …I dig the fins.

          • puredog

            Ever been to the Edgewater Inn?

    • TundraGrifter

      An empty barrel.

    • Daniel

      Her stock’s probably on the rise too.

      • puredog

        Getting a bump?

    • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

      And she’s worried about her safety

    • SeeTrain65

      She never misses her foot.

  • Shibusa

    I find it bizarre when a bigmouth like Loesch rails against feminists while making piles of money off feminism’s hard-won privileges.

    • Christopher Story

      It’s like the rednecks who hate “nerds” and “intellectuals” online with their iPhones while enjoying the fruits of modern pharmaceutical sciences.

      • Cat Cafe

        or the idiots who hate “government” while using government-provided roads, bridges, traffic lights, licensed cars and drivers, safe airways, safe meds, the electrical and cell phone grid, safe food and water,affordable subsized farm products, and the (for the moment, anyway) stability created by a mighty armed forces, border patrol, and customs that they’d actually know about if they ever traveled more than five miles from their wretched, fetid, ignorant backwoods patch. I didn’t mention their Medicare, Social Security, unemployment, or disability since that’s about to be yanked out from under them anyway. Thanks, Obama.

  • Left Coast Tom

    It’s idiotic, demonstrated daily, and deserving of more than 140 chars.

    Dana should have added a bunch of exclamation points and random one’s to her tweets!!!1!!1!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    We must own all the guns to protect ourselves.
    Dana owns all the guns to protect herself.
    Dana has to move because she is scared.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Chickens…something, something…roost

    • Canis Greyhame

      The only sensible thing to do at that point is to buy more guns. Expensive ones.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      I guess her old house is not large enough to hold all the guns?

    • therblig

      maybe she should buy an RV (the Danabago?) so no one would know her whereabouts on a daily basis. just check each state’s gun laws before you cross the border.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    I’m not a Psychiatrist, but lithium should be prescribed.

    • Khavrinen

      Lithium ==> lithium-ion batteries ==> ECT?

      • sarafina

        Thorazine?

  • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

    I like the cutaway to middle-aged & old overweight white men when she proclaims “masculinity is marvelous.” Not that those men might not be marvelous individuals, but they’d hardly be my choice for the poster.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      And if they are truly masculine, they don’t need no gun to protect themselves. They catch bullets in their teeth.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Perhaps the fellas from the SS posters were busy that day.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    That video is the most coherent argument for the loosening of gun regulations I’ve heard in a long time.

  • TundraGrifter

    I remember some pretty vicious attacks on President Abraham Lincoln. Not just the newspapers calling him a gorilla, etc. There was that whole messy Civil War.

    Meanwhile, speaking of guns, if those four brave Green Berets in Africa had guns would they have survived the ambush?

    • sarafina

      It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    HOW DARE YOU NOT WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT MY EFFORTS TO UNDERMINE AND MINIMIZE YOU!!1!!11!!

  • TundraGrifter

    Just what we needed – a brunette Ann Falter.

    • theCryptofishist

      Well, she couldn’t get a place on Fox, so this is what she came to.

      • Sakonyachen

        Well, brunette means she’s not blonde, so Fox was never an option.

        • theCryptofishist

          Except as a token, so they can claim they have “diversity.”

  • Tiny kaiju

    Has the world drowned Dana Loeasch’s hopes and dreams after the feminist vultures devoured her soul, which caused her tenuous grasp on reality to vanished into thin air? I wanted to work dropping a piano on her in there somehow but it just wouldn’t fall into place.

    • Cat Cafe

      After the feminist vultures devoured her soul, causing her tenuous grasp on reality to evanesce, the world finished her off by crushing her hopes and dreams with a dropped piano?

  • Michael R
  • Blender_415

    Loesch doesn’t deserve Lush bath products. Let her use epsom salts and vinegar to try to clean the nasty out of her soul.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Bath bombs are actually baking soda and citric acid. But I think she only should get the vinegar anyway. It’s more her personality

    • Nockular cavity

      This video was the result of bath salts, wasn’t it?

  • kirby7771

    Dana should star with Tomi in a revival of “Chicago.”

  • bubbuhh

    People who have their main emotional relationship with a gun or a two-gunsome are gonna act weird. Talk weird, too.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    This is akin to the trope of “If you truly believe in tolerance, you would support the beliefs of Nazis”.

    No, the two things are mutually exclusive.

    The problem isn’t the beliefs of conservative women. The problem is that what she is promoting isn’t even about facts or supportive of women, which is weird because she is one. It’s akin to “Jews for Hitler”.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Chimera. Dana Loesch is a chimera. I think that is an appropriate, gender-specific but not I hope sexist thing to call this unpleasant, morally lacking human-ish entity.

    • Cat Cafe

      Chimera libelzz!

    • Sakonyachen

      Honestly, calling her every gender specific slur you can think of is probably appropriate after the statements she made. I choose not to, but it’s arguable. This whole, “I have a uterus so every woman who disagrees with me doesn’t really believe in feminism” trope is so played out I’m surprised it isn’t on a CD collection sold at 3am on TBS.

  • CATMAN

    Dana committed the sin of using the word “honest” and “our President” in a sentence without a negative modifier

  • Charon_69

    So challenging Voldemoron’s lies is a more severe form of attack than the ones on JFK, Lincoln, Giffords and Reagan?
    Or do those not count because “guns don’t hurt people”…

  • Maybe

    Feminism means equality, which means that women do not automatically have to come to the defense of a sleazy woman any more than they have to defend a sleazy man. With feminism (and equality), it’s the sleaze that matters, not the sex organs.

    • sarafina

      True equality is when mediocre women can compete with mediocre men and succeed, unlike now where women have to be incredibly intelligent, hard working and generally amazing to surpass mediocre men.

      • Maybe

        I’d have been happy in 2016 if an incredibly intelligent, hard working and generally amazing woman could have competed against a buffoon of a man and succeeded.

        We are a ways off.

        • sarafina

          Yep.

    • Sakonyachen

      The sex organs matter to people like her when it is part of their straw man. The rest of the time, you are just supposed to get paid less and chuckle when smacked on the ass.

      • Maybe

        Straw men with straw sex organs.

        That is an image that is going to stick in my mind.

  • The Wanderer

    She’s repulsive.

    • SeeTrain65

      And that’s her lone good quality.

  • Notreelyhelping

    I was going to make a gross joke about how she has to change her panties after a couple of hours at the shooting range, but I decided it was wholly inappropriate.

    Obviously, she has to change all of her clothes.

    • puredog

      Well, it’s uncouth to go out cruising reeking of cordite.

      • 52camellias

        I’m sure that qualifies as couthness in the circles she frequents. Whatever circles those may be, and I hope to hell that I never find out.

  • Phried Ω

    Helluva way to make a living. I assume she has no mirrors in here abode. I’m sure she would be as confused and threatened as a kitten as to who that person was there.

    • Impatient

      Do you seriously think her image shows up in a mirror?

  • Mavenmaven

    Wow, this is some sick fascist bullsh*t. Besides, who is doing the tearing down of our institutions these days? Trump and henchmen like the NRA, who aid and abet the killers of our young.

  • Edith Prickly

    SHUT UP, DUMB LADY.

    Sincerely,
    E.P., Dead Feminist

  • therblig

    what a disturbing piece of shit.

    and that video, too.

  • Stulexington

    I think she’s mad at liberals for not rolling over and letting the administration do whatever it wants just like she thinks they wanted her to do when Obama was in power.

    how dare they fight back after being attacked, liberals are suppose to be passive like exactly no time in history.

    • Sakonyachen

      If liberals are so passive, why do the conservatives need all those guns? Are they admitting that they are the real threat? Checkmate wingnuts!!!

  • Rocket Pony Ron

    Re: the headline
    ‘What are… two things that are diametrically opposed, Alex?’

  • John Lo

    Welcome to the “Stepford Wives,” Dana Loesch iteration.

    • IdiotsforPalin

      Welcome to the “Stupid Victim Club”

  • TootsStansbury

    Is the NRA trying to sell more gunz by getting this disturbed woman* to shill for a shooting war between wingnuts and us libs? Is this how desperate they’ve become? Also too, does anyone really believe this twit is receiving death threats? Puhleeze.
    *I wanted to write “queef” but I thought it might be a bit much.

    • Jesse

      It would, in fact, be queef libelz.

    • NotALiar

      I’ve heard her show. She talks shit about the alt right so they send her a bunch of horrible nazi gas chamber shit and she goes on the radio and blames “the left.” So she’s either lying or she’s an idiot. She also claims the alt right are actually “occupy wallstreet progressives.” Oh and that Hillary Clinton sold 20% of all of America’s uranium to Russia.. out of the back of her minivan or something?

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        The whole “Hillary sold Uranium to Russia” bullshit is really taking off since Hair Twitler started Twitting about it again.

        • Ricardo Santos

          Yes, so true. Like my idiot cousin says, “Conspiracies are facts”. So he has been pushing Brietfart shit about Clinton on Facebook. Can you imagine the shit that Trump would be tweeting if he had lost.

      • LadyLaz

        Nah some apparent progs left death threats for the demo head of Nevada after the caucus reversed and went Hilary. I have seen alleged progs fomenting revolution in message boards. I think it’s more Russian trolling and it is terrifying

  • KevinShinn

    I am Kenneth Gradney. You are Kenneth Gradney. She is Kenneth Gradney. We are all Kenneth Gradney!

    • SeeTrain65

      Spartacus: “She ain’t me.”

  • Why wont those feminists support those who hate feminism hnnnnggg? Fair enuff! So the nra is gonna support gun control advocates right?

    • Sandwichman

      Only when the gun control advocates have semi-automatics with bump stocks.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      These people have gone around the bend, off the rails, and landed in Crazy town USA.

    • NotALiar

      It’s the old WHY WON’T YOU TOLERATE MY INTOLERANCE!?! haw haw gotcha libtard

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    If feminism is dead, and equality is 100% achieved, then how on earth can Dana Loesch feel she is experiencing sexism? IT IS A PARADOX!

    They’re feeling the power of the resistance, which is led by many powerful women, perhaps? Or so I hope.

  • Sandwichman

    Who is Lana Doesch?

    • Jesse

      NRA spokesmaggot. LaPierre in an uncomfortable thong and pushup bra making her rants even worse than his. In a weird way, that’s almost an accomplishment.

    • SeeTrain65

      A shape-shifting non-entity from the planet “Hoogivezafuk.”

  • Jared Andrew Shoemaker Jr

    Hey where are the Eleventh and Tweflth Doctor paradox references?

  • Querolous

    La Loesch has been hitting la louche.

  • Viktor

    Dana Loesch is really mad at herself. Her newfound career as a gun hugging patriot has only earned her a show on the Blaze. No one watches The Blaze, not even Glenn Beck.

  • guppy06

    “We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the
    people who voted for him, and the free system that allowed it to happen,
    in American history,”

    No, that would be this:

    http://cdn.duffelblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Attack_on_Fort_Sumter.jpg

    Oh look, they’re using guns!

  • OrdinaryJoe

    The female face of white supremists butt hurt snowflakism.

  • clairence

    Interestingly, no mention of guns or shooting. Hmm.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    “We nominated one of the most unqualified assholes in the universe for president, the entire US Intelligence Community agrees that Russia helped get him elected, and you liberal scum have the nerve TO RUTHLESSLY ATTACK BOTH HIM AND US??? WOW! PS, buy moar guns.”

  • clairence

    There is a multi-pronged effort at dismantling the framework that makes America America. These NRA propaganda clips are part of a larger effort. It’s divisive revolution cloaked in nationalism.

  • Weird Fishes

    I’m just going to leave this…here.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BahcuNznJUp/

    • HooverVilles

      And I would up vote this 1,000,000 times if I could, but they only let me do it once.

      • SeeTrain65

        Bugs Bunny ST: “That’s terrific, HooverVilles! They loved it! They want more!”

        Daffy Duck HV: “I know, I know. … But I can only do it once.”

        • HooverVilles

          Ah, a Bugs Bunny – Daffy Duck reference.
          NICE!

      • Weird Fishes

        Thank you very much.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    The message is being ridiculed on both left and right, but in truth, it is only superficially aimed at a “general public” … it is aimed at the Cult. It is meant to stroke their grievance and reaffirm their victimhood. Loesch, like Hannity, is there to affirm the DT supporters are “victims”. Maybe she even believes it. These ads are nothing but a collection of cynical set ups.

  • 52camellias

    “poisoning” their belief that “honest custody of our institutions will ever again be possible”

    Was Ms. Loesch’s speechwriter paid in rubles? Because, unless I am drawing conclusions incorrectly from the Russian trolling articles I’ve been reading, destabilizing faith in America’s institutions was exactly the goal Putin was shooting for. But (and again, just a hypothesis here) Putin pushed it too far, as he usually seems to do,

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      no

    • jackie jones

      They have no problem taking apart prestigious universities, or pultizer prize winning newspaper institutions, though.

  • Cranky Man

    Some of you will hate me for not commenting the following. I’ve fucked women who really needed a really good orgasm or three. I sincerely believe she needs at least one good weekend of sex, room service, sex, some dancing and more sex. That is all.

    • 52camellias

      Oh, you sweet, sweet boy. Your naivete is charming. Do you really think anything is motivating Ms. Loesch besides cold hard cash? That’s so adorable.

      • Cranky Man

        Sorry, I thought we were not commenting about why she is messed up.

        • H0mer0

          Sexual frustration is likely to play a part, but as a physician I have found that personality disorders are never that easy to fix with fucking and money is likely the stronger motivation in her case.

    • xzargo

      Sure, Newt.

    • jackie jones

      Why not? She’s fucking over every woman in the country.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Jesus H. Christ. I’ve seen Osama Bin Laden videos that make more sense than the drivel that comes out of her mouth hole.

    • Impatient

      Remember the time “W” said of mid-east opponents, “They hate us because the hate democracy?” Remember that Osama Bin Laden almost immediately release a 6 or 7 page paper, detailing the west’s transgressions over about a century, like overthowing their governments, that have led them to hate us? Bin Laden’s statement was arguably correct. “W”? What a maroon. And now he’s the standard for “reasonable” Republicans. Jesus F-ing Christ!

  • Zyxomma

    Thanks, Robyn. You watched the video so I don’t have to. Ever.

  • Sakonyachen

    So she expects progressives to applaud conservatives? Because they also too have vaginas? That is beyond cynical. Does she really think people are so stupid that they believe that kind of double talk? That’s as weak as saying that tolerant people should tolerate intolerance. To which I always reply that they literally just said that anti-fascists should tolerate fascists. Which is like saying that up and down should stop fighting and let us all float away into space.

    I’ve met Dana’s husband, and several of her friends before she was wingnut welfare famous. My wife knows her(not sorry that I don’t) and swears she used to be sane. She is batshit fucking crazy and Mrs. Sak is creeped out by her. A couple of her cronies were sending emails about some grand opportunities with her, the wife just deleted them after asking me to try to decipher what they were babbling about. Thankfully they weren’t close. I’d hate to have to deal with her continually.

    After those emails, she started popping up on the wingnut circuits and got her own show on the radio. If Mrs. Sak described the person she knew before Obama was elected to you, you would just assume the name was coincidental, and they are definitely not the same person.

    • HooverVilles

      That is beyond cynical. Does she really think people are so stupid that they believe that kind of double talk?

      I’m going to go with YES for 200 Alex.

      • Sakonyachen

        She used to be a “taxed enough already” tea bagger. My understanding is when it went a bit racist her crew broke ties. Which makes no sense because she became nuttier than the birthers while basically guns and anti feminism became her main topics. I pretty much believe it’s the grift. But she sounds crazy enough to be genuine. Then again, Alex Jones used to be a guy asking questions at one time I’m sure. Wingnut media must be a very odd and terrifying place.

    • jackie jones

      I don’t doubt this is an act for dollars. And you know who else does that?

      • Sakonyachen

        Anyone involved with the NRA?

  • gene108

    Dana, if feminism is dead honey, then get in the kitchen, where you belong, and make me a sandwich.

    • Shartiblartfat

      That’s “sammich.” Two slices of bread, bologna, cheese, and mayo. A monkey could make a sammich out of that stuff; why can’t you!?!

  • phoenix00

    Is Dana paid by the tweet or by the brain cell?

    • SeeTrain65

      By the tweet, I guess. She doesn’t seem to have two brain cells to rub together. (If that’s your idea of fun.)

  • Delu

    Dana Loesch does not know what Feminism is.

    Note it is NOT a movement meant solely to protect you from any sort of criticism etc, especially those that stem from your own dumbass words and actions, and even more especially when such attacks have nothing to do with you being a woman and everything to do with you being an asshole or anything else except you being a woman.

    Jeez Trumpians, why is it that whenever you’re whining about something it’s ALWAYS about yourselves?

  • SeeTrain65

    Why don’t feminists come to Dana’s rescue?

    Well, first, you’re not a feminist.
    Second, you HATE feminists.

    Third, you believe you and people like you are the only women who deserve rights.
    Fourth, you’re a vacant, preening asshole.
    Fifth, feminists against guns would not threaten to shoot you.
    Sixth … oh, fuck it, I’m tired of pointing out the blindingly obvious to someone not willing even to use the most basic points of logic, choosing instead to ramble on repetitively about vague RWNJ talking points that have absolutely no basis in fact.

    It’s a waste of time trying to convince a waste of space she’s a waste of oxygen.

    • H0mer0

      Is it my imagination or is her plastic surgeon and make up artist trying to turn her into an Asian?
      Seriously tho, she and Coulter need to team up and make some pseudolesbian video and maybe they will ironically find that empowering. Why should we support their choice to sell out to a white male establishment that continues to stereotype and demean women?
      Coffee hasn’t made it to brain yet…

    • jackie jones

      Oh I read Trundra comment as facetious. Perhaps was wrong?

  • TundraGrifter

    Why don’t feminists support this pathetic snowflake? For the same reasons Regressive women didn’t rush to the side of Sec. Hillary Clinton when she was endlessly attacked personally, lied about, insulted, made the subject of constant “investigations” that wasted millions of taxpayer dollars and proved only the Republicans have a remarkable collection of buffoons trying to run things.

  • Ed Farmingtoner

    If Dana were to pose naked (or in bikinis) with guns, we could sell so many of them.. I would put a picture of herein my shrine, right next to Jesus.

    I love the smell of gunfire in the morning.. smells like freedom.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Beg pardon?

      • javadavis

        There is something wrong with that Farmingtoner guy. Perhaps he is a Russian troll. He don’t know one wears one bikini at a time and he is hitting a lot of trigger words in a small post. Fatherland security probably wouldn’t care, though. I think we are on our own here.

    • (((Aron)))

      You’re an excellent Poe.

      Keep up the good work!

  • Subliberal

    Hey! She nearly convinced me – until I realized this wasn’t a trailer for “Independence Day III”.

    • (((Aron)))

      ‘Welcome to Erf! For the fird time!’

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    I think the British definition is the correct one in this case.

    BRITISH
    mentally ill; insane.
    “he felt as if he were going mad”
    synonyms: insane, mentally ill, certifiable, deranged, demented, of unsound mind, out of one’s mind, not in one’s right mind, sick in the head, crazed, lunatic, non compos mentis, unhinged, disturbed, raving, psychotic, psychopathic, mad as a hatter, mad as a March hare; More

  • an eye for a jedi

    How dare this thing I’m killing not come to my defense!

  • jackie jones

    Lort, she is a turd. Did the boys pass you by in high school? I am also PRETTY sure that the attack on Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy were the WORST attacks in history.

  • “Dana is just so, so confused. I don’t think she even knows what she is mad at, at this point.”

    I’m just going to throw this out there, but it’s quite possible that she’s just very, very stupid…

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