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Reuters had a piece Wednesday from investigative reporter Mark Hosenball, looking at how the various Congressional committees investigating Trump and Russia have been handling their inquiries, and it included a juicy, easily overlooked tidbit about the Steele Dossier, the collection of raw intelligence compiled by former MI6 spy Christopher Steele:

“As I understand it, a good deal of his information remains unproven, but none of it has been disproven, and considerable amounts of it have been proven,” Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse, a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, said in an interview with Reuters. He did not elaborate.

Oh hot damn, whoa if true! It sounds to us like, if nothing (nothing!) has been disproven, and “considerable amounts” have been proven, maybe the problem for Trump-loving Republicans on these committees is that the dossier, with all its claims of massive Russian collaboration with the Trump campaign and illegal business dealings by the Trump organization, and ALSO ALL THE PEE SEX, is too correct for their comfort. Therefore, because they love the GOP and Trump far more than they love America, some of these legislators feel compelled to shit all over the messenger.

GOP Senator Richard Burr, chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, alluded to this last week when he and his Democratic counterpart Senator Mark Warner gave a “progress report” on their investigation. Burr said they had “hit a wall” and only had been able to reconstruct the dossier backwards to June 2016 or so, and begged for Christopher Steele to come talk to his committee. But Rachel Maddow broke news that night that actually he was very willing to talk to them! It seems more like Burr and Steele have been having a tiff about the terms of Steele’s testimony, over whether the spy will reveal sources and the like. Regardless, that investigation is chugging along.

But those OTHER two Congressional committees, Jesus lord WTF.

In the Senate Judiciary Committee, GOP Senator Chuck Grassley has been holding dog-and-pony show hearings trying to create a conspiracy theory that it was RUSSIA that hired the intelligence firm Fusion GPS to make up salacious fake news about Trump, in order to help HILLARY. The smoking gun, of course, is that Fusion has had a Russian client before, therefore ALL ITS WORK must be for the Russians. Chuck Grassley, stupid man, is apparently unaware that in the free market, an intelligence firm or a law firm or a Jiffy Lube might have MORE THAN ONE client, and that changing the oil on a Camry owned by a Russian one time does not actually mean they are “working for the Russians.”

Meanwhile, in the House Intelligence Committee, chairman Devin Nunes is doing much of the same dog-and-pony shit, issuing subpoenas to Fusion GPS and sending his crack team of investigators to harass Christopher Steele in London, in the Russia investigation he’s supposed to be recused from. Devin Nunes’s bad behavior has been well-documented in the august pages of Wonkette, so no need to rehash it here. All’s we know is that motherfucker is either blindly in romantic love with Donald Trump, or the Russians have a pee tape on him too. (Or both!)

Rachel Maddow interviewed Mark Hosenball, the Reuters reporter, on Wednesday night, and they discussed how we already knew certain things in the dossier had been corroborated, like the summer vacation trip Trump idiot Carter Page took to Moscow. The Trump administration has admitted he went to there! Now, the dossier alleges that Page was doing backroom dealings with Russia, negotiating for the sale of a large stake of state-owned oil conglomerate Rosneft to a confusing consortium of actors, and investigators may or may not have corroborated that specific meeting (yet), but he sure as shit was in Moscow when Steele said he was!

Likewise, Trump idiot lawyer Michael “SAYS WHO?” Cohen tried to “debunk” a part of the dossier that mentioned his name back in January, when Buzzfeed put the whole damn thing online. Cohen tweeted a picture of his passport, which PROVED (did not prove) he had never been to Prague in his life, and definitely not in August/September 2016, as the dossier suggests. We understand why Cohen would want to get in front of that allegation, considering how it’s one of the dirtiest allegations in the entire dossier, even dirtier than a beefy Trump clapping his hands while hooker ladies pee everywhere:

On Maddow’s show, Hosenball noted this has not been disproven, adding that “certainly it’s possible to get to Prague from overland in the European Union without using a passport across a whole bunch of country lines.” In other words, STFU with your passport picture. As Wonkette noted months ago:

Of course, [Cohen] reportedly vacationed in Italy last July and wouldn’t have gotten his passport stamped if he took a short hop, skip and jump to the Czech Republic real fast.

Because the dossier is raw intelligence, it’s possible Steele got the month of Cohen’s jaunt to Europe slightly wrong! But didn’t Richard Burr say they had reconstructed the dossier back to June of 2016 or so? Wouldn’t August/September (or maybe July) 2016 events in the dossier fall within the timeframe of what the Senate investigators have been able to reconstruct?

HMMMMMMMMMM!

We found out last week, for sure, that special counsel Robert Mueller is using the dossier as a map in his investigation, and Mueller is no dumb-dumb. He wouldn’t be using it if it was just a buncha made-up bullshit. And now we hear from Senator Whitehouse that Congressional investigators have disproven nothing in it. As in, every time they’ve looked at at a thing to see if there was “there” there, there has been a “there” there.

So we’re back to the original question posed in the headline. Do Republicans and Trump hate this thing because it’s TOO TRUE? It seems like that’s more and more a possibility.

Wonkette recently had a piece about how, back in February, Trump was tantrum-ing all over the place about the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA), because it’s just UNFAIR that American companies aren’t allowed to do bribes with shady foreigns. We noted that, FUNNY STORY, the dossier features a whole section about how Trump and his people didn’t mind all the focus on Russia, because it deflected attention from Trump’s illegal business dealings all over the world:

Ooh, bribes and kickbacks! We noted in our piece that in January, just a few weeks before, former FBI Director James Comey had visited Trump to tell him about the dossier, and mused that maybe Comey had shoved the dossier in Trump’s face and said, “IF ANY OF THIS IS TRUE, YOU’RE FUCKED.”

Sounds like a fuckton of it is true.

Maybe this is why Steve Bannon reportedly said Trump only has about a 30% chance of finishing his term as president.

BRING ON THE PEE TAPE!

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  • Marion in Savannah

    Time to make an emergency popcorn and vodka run.

  • Bright Bart
  • ManchuCandidate

    Hey now. The GOP only want fake phoney shit like Benghazi or Curveball (the discredited source of Iraqi weapons of mass distraction) not facts or damming allegations.

    Basically pissing against the GOPer wind here.

  • Machnethylsteinerbincolabird

    …Hosenball…?

    • Antonin Dvorak

      I am sure he got teased mercilessly as a kid.

    • Oneofthebobs

      Sounds like Groucho Marx is writing this stuff.

  • Ricky Gay

    “Urine big trouble, mister!” (allegedly)

    • Lascauxcaveman

      IPWYDT.

  • bubbuhh

    I bet the hookers at the failed Trump golf course in Puerto Rico refused to piss on him. It explains so much.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      The hookers can’t piss because there is no safe water to drink.

  • Daniel

    Sounds like if someone had a conscience he’d be falling apart mentally, being totally wracked with guilt.
    Bladder wracked with guilt.

    It’s a pun. Because sea weed.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Polyp libelz!

      • willi0000000

        kelp! kelp! i’m being oppressed!

    • Button

      boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Since when has the GOP accepted anything to do with reality?

    • willi0000000

      early 1961 . . . then they got rid of Ike.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “All’s we know is that motherfucker (Nunes) is either blindly in romantic love with Donald Trump, or the Russians have a pee tape on him too. (Or both!)”

    Another goatfucker. ALLEGEDLY.

    • Those poor goats

    • Daniel

      There was a film on telly t’other day, featuring Diana Dors, called something like A Unicorn for a Farthing. The “unicorn” was a goat.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Well, I suspect that any decent self-respecting goat would be too good for that doofus.

  • They hate it because most of them are greedy fucking assholes and realize that their base chose a shitty stupid asshole to be their leader because they’re also shitty stupid assholes, and they’re terrified if they don’t support the Shitty Stupid Asshole in Chief, then the shitty stupid assholes will vote them out and they won’t get to be greedy fucking assholes anymore.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      That pretty much sums up what I was shouting at my television yesterday, except I used unladylike language.

      • OutOfOrbit

        desperate times require desperate adjectives

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        That’s why I stopped watching TV. I got so damn tired of yelling, “Stoopid poopie head!” at the TV all the time.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Unladylike language makes me hawt!

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Thank you for detangling that shitty stupid mess for us.

    • Donna Mueller

      golden

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    it doesn’t seem so much as they’re trying to discredit the allegations but rather they’re trying to shift the players.

    • jesterpunk

      Yep, they cant deny what it says so now they are trying to cast doubt on the motives.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      I think it happened, but they didn’t pee on him, they peed on the bed the Obamas used. Disrespect. And I’ll bet the Kremlin had hookers readily available for any activity.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    You know who else took a short hop, skip and jump to the Czechoslovakia real fast?

    • Daniel

      Perak, the Spring Man of Prague?

    • Daniel

      John Dee?

    • canes_pugnaces

      Ivana?

    • Daniel

      Jan Masaryk?

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Me, last time I visited Berlin?

      • eggs ackly-wright

        Czech, mate.

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          Ba dum tish!

    • Oblios_Cap

      The Little Corporal?

    • janecita

      Leonid Brezhnev In 1968?

    • Daniel

      Count Vilem Slavata of Chlum?

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        That’s exactly who I thought of first!

    • anon_the_great

      Count Chocula?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      A bunch of college students on a gap year?

    • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist
    • Daniel

      Jaroslav Hasek?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Rasputin?

    • Crank Tango

      Reinhard Heydrich?

    • Daniel

      Tycho Brahe?
      Johannes Kepler?

    • Bobathonic

      Napoleon Bonaparte?

    • calliecallie

      The Grey Man?

    • Werewolf

      The Festrunk brothers?

    • Arolpin

      Vaclav Havel?

    • Ill-Advised

      Vlad Tepes?

  • miss_grundy

    And a Democrat from Texas decided to introduce a bill to impeach Dotard yesterday and then he retracted it. I know we want this idiot gone ASAP, but let’s get something juicy on him that the GOPers will not be able to sweep under the rug.

    • OutOfOrbit

      retracted? sumbuddy spank him?

    • george lastrapes

      Arguments against impeachment: 1) President Pence. Say it over and over until the horror sinks in. 2) Paradoxical impeachment favorables: Remember Bill Clinton? When the Big Dog got impooched, we loved him more than ever, and Repugnicons paid a price.
      Miss Grundy is right. We need juicy, dripping with sleaze, smothered in hubris, etc., etc.

      • MrTusks

        Bubba got impeached over a tabloid scandal rather than a political scandal, and was doing a pretty good job besides (Republican subjectivity notwithstanding).

        • george lastrapes

          I fully agree with you, and I fully agree with myself.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Given that since January Trump has basically had his GOP Pee Hookers pissing on the constitution and anything Obama ever did, I’d wager the dossier is true.

    https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/golden-shower.gif?w=620&h=620&crop=1

  • BigCSouthside

    I really would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Mueller met with Steele

  • Mavenmaven

    “In the end Trump had to settle for the use of extensive sexual services there from local prostitutes”. That’s why he needs tax cuts for the rich, these are the jobs created that trickle down from their money.

    • Ill-Advised

      “…extensive…”

      We should contemplate this. Or maybe not.

  • This may have already been pointed out, but I think there’s a significant typo in the story. I think ” sending his crack team of investigators” should read “his investigators, who are on crack”, no?

  • Oblios_Cap

    I guess this is the basis of Trump’s “knowledge” of trickle-down economics.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    But those OTHER two Congressional committees, Jesus lord WTF.

    In the Senate Judiciary Committee

    Of which Dianne Feinstein is the ranking Democratic member. I wonder if her desire to save the investigation drove her decision to run for yet another term, perhaps?

    • georgiaburning

      that makes total sense considering that a member’s seniority drives everything in Senate committee status

      • Lascauxcaveman

        And if we get three more D senators in 2018, that makes her the boss of that show.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        What do you think about that? Is it time for her to step aside?

  • Joshua Norton

    He’s gonna have the most energetic 27% approval rating in history.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      It’s the old 80/20 rule. His 20% approval owns 80% of the country’s guns.

      • Crank Tango

        You spelled 800% wrong.

  • Baconzgood

    It would be irresponsible for us NOT to speculate.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    This was several years ago, and security might have tightened, but when I took the channel train from London to Paris, nobody ever asked to see my passport. I think they would stamp your passport only if you asked them to.
    There may have been a saparate line for EU and nonEU travelers, but still, there didn’t seem to be any concern.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    COMPLETELY OT but:
    I had a lovely 3-day visit with my 13-month-old grandson and my son and daughter-in-law. We took the baby to the zoo on a chilly afternoon that had all the animals out enjoying the drop in temperatures, and we didn’t think about politics even once. This is the kind of self-care we all need to practice! There’s something about small children and huge animals that heals up the cracks in your soul. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab38d41732ab14e6b209c198bc2db9b00ba1f43ecd048cd9b6c03d22bdcf8a27.jpg Also too: apparently Disqus thinks it’s funny to post pictures sideways.

    • OutOfOrbit

      shit i have tipped over again

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Do you want a blanket?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      There’s something about going to a zoo or botanical garden that always makes me feel better.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Disqus is weird like that. You need to edit and save the picture first. Even if you just change the shading a touch will be enough.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Thanks! I wondered why sometimes it screws with me and sometimes it doesn’t bother.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          I wish we could all just agree that sideways pictures are okay. I hate having to fuck with them and it’s always a crap shoot how they’re going to appear. On a phone it’s such a pain in the ass. Sorry to bitch, I’m kind of impatient.

      • Bad Tom

        A small matter of metadata.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Hey, you guyz should get out of the way before that elephant falls on you!

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Yah, gravity is a bitch that always wins.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xKLBne1CoI

  • Scooby

    Vienna to Prague 3-4 hours 1 border.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Can confirm, I’ve actually done that by train.

      • Daniel

        I’ve done it by bus. It took a lot longer.

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          A Reptard? On a BUS?

      • Scooby

        When I lived in Vienna I used to do it all the time. It’s also a very lax border.

      • OutOfOrbit

        what are you guys a bunch of furrinors?

      • therblig

        does it beat budapest by blimp?
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAdK74gJe04

      • aureolaborealis

        Can also confirm. Have done Freiburg to Prague overnight by train. One border. One “Passport, please.” No stamps.

  • canes_pugnaces
  • OneYieldRegular

    Maybe it was Russian Pee Hackers, not that that would make things any better.

  • janecita

    The Czech Republic is a schengen country. You don’t get a stamp on your passport when you travel between schengen countries. His passport proves nothing.

    • cmd resistor

      Plus, if I remember right, he just put out a photo of the cover, where no country would stamp.

  • Bright Bart

    I will tell you what Republicans hate, not getting tax cuts and trucker speed for millionaires. they will keep this orange fucker in office until that happens, and then…I just hope Battlestar Galactica does not repeat itself and we end up with President Devos

  • WotsAllThisThen

    His story would be more credible if his passport wasn’t stamped “Sez Who?”

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Are Trumps lawyers, seen here, really gonna let Mueller interview Herr Hair? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a9236da8a02034b5b6f6f123ef1cc846e474e5f0eca4eae0c1b7b7505b49bf2d.jpg

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Not under oath, if they have any sense at all (which is debatable)

      • alpacapunchbowl

        You mean the geniuses who talk loudly in the middle of a crowded steakhouse that happens to be popular with NYT journos?

    • jesterpunk

      Yes, Trump’s ego wont let Mueller ignore him and he will think its great someone actually wants to talk to him.

    • Bad Tom

      Mueller ain’t afraid of no clowns.
      ——-
      Reports were Mueller and his time were amused by Trump’s lawyer’s arguments wrt their client.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Crystalclear12

    This both encouraging and depressing.

  • MynameisBlarney

    JUUUUUUUST in case you didn’t fucking hate the damn gop enough already…

    http://www.borntorunthenumbers.com/2017/10/uncorked-republicans-count-on-coup.html

    • Joe Beese

      A+++. Would click again.

    • NastyBossetti

      I think that’s what we’re ALL relying on at this point, isn’t it? It’s clear we can’t rely on our elected representatives to do anything.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Yup.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        A friend of mine who’s much smarter than me (and I’m pretty fuckin smart but I’m not University of Chicago-educated mathematician smart), anyway he pretty much called it immediately after the election. Our best hope is that if it comes down to it, the military chain of command will refuse to carry out orders to deploy nukes. Which is also, yes, a fucking terrifying and dangerous military coup.

        • Ill-Advised

          ALL that.

          I’m pondering the prevalence of right-wingers in the police…And whether that’s also true of the military. Swapping Republicans voted in with Republicans in uniform? Am I painting with to broad a brush?

          (Ponders unearthing a copy of “Seven Days in May” for possible relevance.)

          • alpacapunchbowl

            I’m utterly horrified that I find myself, out of desperation, pinning my hopes for the future of this country on Kelly.

    • calliecallie

      Interesting site. I will have to go back in the future to check on the governor’s races.

      From the article, for those who won’t click: “In short, our Republican leaders seem to believe that the fail-safe to the constant danger caused by having Donald Trump in the White House is the knowledge that the leaders of our armed services will refuse to act on an order from the President. That they will commit treason. Indeed, when military leaders refuse to follow the orders of their civilian commander-in-chief, that is what is conventionally known as a military coup.”

    • CindyinEncinitas

      That was very good. Thank you.

      • MynameisBlarney

        You’re welcome, but all I did was link someone else’ work.

    • TootsStansbury

      I need a word stronger than hate.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        I use the word abominate when talking about how I feel about Trump.

        I deeply abominate Trump.

      • MynameisBlarney

        How ’bout…

        “Loathe with heat and intensity of 1,000,000 Suns.”

        • george lastrapes

          I always liked the classic and quaint “wouldn’t piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.”

          • HarpyLibtart

            I always thought that was ‘gums’? Have I been disparaging people wrongly all this time???

          • george lastrapes

            It would take a maledictologist of far greater knowledge than I possess to answer that. Until we meet him, we can agree to disagree, since we’re liberals, are we not? And where’s my upvote?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Remember when China fast tracked Trump’s trademarks earlier this year? Makes me want to scratch my chin.

  • Joe Beese

    Ben Affleck dubbed ‘Buttman’ as more groping allegations emerge

    (The Telegraph, but tee hee all the same.)

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/10/12/ben-affleck-dubbed-buttman-groping-allegations-emerge/

    • calliecallie

      Ben Affleck should never have started running his pissflaps.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Also, too; he never shoulda been Batman.

        • Daniel

          He could have spoken out about Weinstein earlier and stopped him much sooner, too.

          Tl;dr – he could’ve been a cunt ender.

          • Button

            BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

        • Joe Beese

          I guess I’m in the minority as preferring him to all other screen Batmans.

          (For a lengthy debate on the correct plural of “Batman”: http://ask.metafilter.com/172714/What-is-the-plural-of-Batman)

    • chicken thief

      Huh. I just assumed he was gay.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Y’all know that I am a pacifist motherfucker, and opposed to the death penalty. But I am willing to make an exception for Michael Cohen and anyone else on Dolt 45’s team who actively committed treason against this country. Treason is a death-penalty offense, and in my humble opinion it would be well applied in this case. This country is unlikely to ever be the same after this regime is finally overthrown, and handing out a few harsh penalties to the people who brought this about would be justified. If we could get any of the Russians over here and send them to a supermax prison for life, that would also satisfy my need for some kind of closure.
    TL,DR: I’m pretty pissed, y’all.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      And it isn’t even over anything idealogical. It’s all about pussy and money.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And spite.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Thanks. Fuck. Those. Guys.

        • TootsStansbury

          Spite is their ideology. I’m with GGY. Too pissed to laugh today.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Hey, if they get all the way to Treason…

    • shivaskeeper

      Treason is hard to prove and extremely hard to prosecute with very good reason. It is the most serious crime that can be committed against the country. I seriously doubt it will go that far.

    • Uncle Mark

      I’ve generally been against the death penalty most of my life, but lately with the way the bankers happily crashed our economy (and skipped away with golden parachutes) and Twitler’s corruption and collusion with Russia, and the Republican collusion as well…I’m all for the return of the guillotine. It seems punishment is only for us peasants or people of color

    • @MrsRazor66

      Sadly, they’ll probably let him go with just resigning & no charges. I’m really hoping otherwise because I’d love to see then all do the perp walk out of the WH, but in reality, it probably won’t happen. I’m hoping to be completely wrong & pleasantly surprised…

  • Randy Riddle

    “Burr said they had “hit a wall” and only had been able to reconstruct the dossier backwards to June 2016 or so …”

    Translation: “I need to talk with my broker about my Russian portfolio before going any further with this.”

    • chicken thief

      Or maybe check to see where Burr was in May of 2016?…

    • @MrsRazor66

      Anyone else realize that they basically said they were able to confirm what is in the dossier up to that point, and we’re trying to confirm the rest?

  • Major_Major_Major

    Donny-me-boy, urine big trouble now. Mueller is a whiz, and no matter how you try to flush this away, Mueller’s #1 priority is to catch you in the act.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      They’re going to wipe him out of office.

      • mailman27

        He may toil yet he’ll not escape.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      it’ll make a splash!

    • TJ Barke

      Oh, Donnie, urine deep…

    • Moldy Weißwurst

      This is something he won’t be able to shake off, especially because of all the drip, drip, drip coming out of his administration.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Don’t hesitate, micturate!

      • covfefesumgame0005

        Save your Prostate!!!!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      He likes traveling, but Mueller will be able to catch him while he’s in continent.

    • MrTusks

      Urea out of your element, Donnie.

    • chicken thief

      Who knows, after holding it in all this time, Donnie may be relieved to just let it all out. Get the flow going and deal with the backsplash later…

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Supposedly Bannon gave Trump low odds of finishing due to the 25th Amendment. That was when Trump responded “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE REPEAL OF PROHIBITION HAVE TO DO WITH ME I DON’T EVEN DRINK.”

    • Daniel

      You credit him with knowing prohibition involved an amendment or that it even happened?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        he saw it in a movie.

        • Daniel

          Surely not The Untouchables?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            thats what i was thinking – totally missed the important bits of course. He just liked Capoe’s hotels.

          • Rocket Pony Ron

            Im possible. Nobody who watched that movie would ever wear suits as awful as his.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i was thinking about that too – it’s the ONE flaw in my theory.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Now I want to rewatch the Untouchables. I hate Kevin Costner, but that’s a damn good flick.

          • JustDon’tSayKneel(OrNeil)

            I once saw Dances With Wolves overdubbed in German. Costner’s German voiceover guy emotes better than Costner.

      • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

        Yeah it’s a stretch.

    • vivian

      More like, “Hey, I go to church as much as the next guy, right? I mean, Halloween, Easter, Thanksgiving and all that, but I’m not one of those ‘chapter and verse’ religious types y’know?”

  • canes_pugnaces

    In early 90s I was working as UMP on a film in NYC. The 1st AD, who also worked with Woody Allen, told me one night that Woody was invited to a really weird party, but couldn’t go, and had handed the invite to him. did i want to go with him.
    Where, I asked.
    At Donald Trump’s penthouse.
    Shit, I said, I’m in.
    The place was crawling with underage Russian (eastern European?) girls. Disgusting men wearing kilos of gold Hovered coke. Trump was surrounded by young girls, but I didn’t really get a good look. He had some serious muscle there, too.
    We left after a few minutes.
    I went home and took a two hour shower.
    Moral: I believe any story about Trump and young girls.

    • NastyBossetti

      I think I saw this party depicted on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

      • canes_pugnaces

        Yes you did.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Wish you’d had a spy camera with you! Now would be a good time to show him in a room full of hookers & sleazy guys snorting lines off of mirrors.

          Of course, what with the Photoshop now, probably no one would be able to prove it’s real anyway. Sigh.

          • canes_pugnaces

            I have laughed many times with the AD about this. Spy cams were in short supply back then.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Snorting lines off mirrors or off minors?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      what is an UMP…I was in movies a long time ago, but don’t remember that acronym.

      • NastyBossetti

        He stands behind home plate and calls strikes and balls and such.

      • Bad Tom

        UPM – Unit Production Manager.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          of course!

        • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

          Yeah I was trying to parse that one out as well.. I have a few pals who work ‘in the biz’.

          • Bad Tom

            Too many TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms.)

      • Hillpiper

        ‘unit production manager’ methinks

      • canes_pugnaces

        UPM, typo. Unit Production Manager.

    • BigCSouthside

      Yeah, I’m pretty sure pee hookers are the least of his worries in that department

    • covfefesumgame0005

      which wife was he cheating on at that party?

      • canes_pugnaces

        God only knows.

  • TJ Barke

    I really hope they all burn and the dossier is the kindling.

  • laughingnome

    Mueller goes by the old standard, if it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down. So, the pee stuff is gonna mellow and they are working the real shit to flush away our Trump.

    • Red Bird

      I tried that for a year. It doesn’t work if you have guests.

  • Alan

    Of course it’s true. Duh.

  • Lefty Wright

    Does anyone have the private phone number for Nunes? I want to volunteer to go to Britain and track down Mr. Steele, even if it takes months and requires side trips to Scotland, Ireland, and Wales. All I need is a government charge card and a small private jet like a Gulfstream 280 and I’m ready to go.

    • aureolaborealis

      I would like to volunteer to look for Mr. Steel in Hawaii for a few months. Or maybe just his birth certificate.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        You could liaise between Nunes’ people and Donnie’s.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Nope-pretty sure he’s in the Austrian Alps. I speak German, including Austrian dialect. I guess it’s gonna hafta to be me.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      You’ll probably need a staff for this important mission. Allow me. I got laid off yesterday and my calendar cleared right up.

      • SDGeoff3

        You did?!

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Out of the blue after 2-1/2 years.

          • SDGeoff3

            I went through that a couple of years ago. Are you going to be looking for anything in particular?
            Dayum. I’m distressed to hear it!

          • CindyinEncinitas

            I don’t want to stress you out about it. I got severance and I am kinda relieved because they were not a well-run firm and they were going to pit me against a psycho partner and I would have been run off by her eventually. I am confident I will find something else. I’m a legal assistant/paralegal in civil litigation and I have a good resume. I am not panicking yet. I’m sitting here drinking coffee and knitting with my neighbor’s cat on the window sill and my son asleep on the couch next to me. The birds are singing and the sun is shining and a potential love match is coming to town to see me so I have a lot to be thankful for. Silly kitty. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/693963849d912acc1061ffa2c672208848509756263f915169e3df0b15d2c532.jpg

          • SDGeoff3

            Good for you. I enjoyed eleven months of time away. There was an opening that was going to be temporary and it’s become the best job I ever had. The time off was very restorative. Have a blast with all of it!

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Thank you! After 2-1/2 years non-stop the idea of a break makes me excited. There are so many things I can take care of that I have been putting off!

          • SDGeoff3

            Suggestion. You know all those nice restaurants near you, that you swore you’d go to lunch someday and drink wine and even have dessert?

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Awww! My best friend wants to take me to lunch today. Hmmm…

          • SDGeoff3

            YES!!!

          • Charles Insandiego

            Any final word on the World Tour stop in SD at the end of Oct? I’ll prob see you and Cindy there.

          • SDGeoff3

            Hi! Chicano Park was mentioned but no word that I know of. It should be fun.

          • SDGeoff3

            Have you been to Solace? I lerve their North Park location. It’s one of my top three!

          • chicken thief

            It’s possible I could help you find something in your field, but the commute to NJ might be a non-starter….

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Well hold on…let me look at the Amtrak schedule.

      • Ill-Advised

        Damn! I’m sorry.

  • Jenny

    So Russia has a thing where they fabricate videos of their opposition. So even if the pee tape isn’t really real, they can make it real. Complete with digitally created audio that is indistinguishable by technology and experts from the real subject’s voice.

    Technology. It’s going to ruin the truth and reality. Gonna go be a hermit now.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Me, I’m considering joining the Mennonites who live about an hour north of here. Though they might object to all the cars I’d be parking in the yard.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        I can only speak to the Mennonites I’ve personally encountered, but they seemed to be pretty big on strict gender roles.
        Wouldn’t be my bag, but desperate times and all that.

        • vivian

          The thing about gender roles is I never know which side to butter.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            AOT, K?

          • george lastrapes

            You have to know which side your bed is buttered on.

    • Red Bird

      I’ve heard about the fake videos. They can only do that with people who have a lot of videos available.

      Also I was wondering about this. Why is the pee hooker thing a liability? Is it illegal? I can’t believe that someone who acts the way Trump does cares. There has to be more that the Russians are using. Like death threats.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Massive, massive debts owed and Russian mob is my guess.
        So in other words, death threats. You put it much more succinctly.

        • Red Bird

          Yes. I have no way of knowing this for certain but the way Rexxon is behaving like a lost puppy makes me think he’s afraid of something bigger than Donnie’s wrath. It bothers me to think that a man who once controlled the largest energy company on earth has to cower to a literal idiot. But his hands are probably not clean if he was willing to work with Putin. So, karma.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Yep. I have no doubt Rexxon’s neck deep in the shit too.

      • amrak63

        As I have stated before, I suspect the “pee tape” actually reveals something not merely sordid, but illegal–like maybe Cheetolini raping an underage Russian who looks like Ivanka.

        • george lastrapes

          OT but Ivana has done something horrible to her mouth. Gaaack, I said to myself, it looks like an inflamed mandrill orifice. Is that the style nowadays?

    • Darrell Imaginarian

      Indistiguishable? Or just good enough for Russian television? I dunno. They put out a lot of pretty transparent fakery.

  • Red Bird

    I won’t be happy unless the entire Trump administration is gone. That includes his dad group of hangers on who depend on him like his children.

    • bbayliss

      And the GOP

  • mailman27

    Hosenball, huh? He must have really enjoyed the first day of school from about 8th grade on.

    • SDGeoff3

      I thought when I saw it, “poor thing.”

    • Marion in Savannah

      If he was in NYC his life from about 5th grade would have been hell.

  • Poly_Ester

    Could it be that GOP Congressmen have a case of TRUMP PEE HOOKER envy?

  • capnkrunch

    All’s we know is that motherfucker is either blindly in romantic love
    with Donald Trump, or the Russians have a pee tape on him too. (Or
    both!)

    Nunes was one of the pee hookers.

    • chicken thief

      I suspect they made him clean up the room afterwards is all. What with his heritage I’m sure Trump would think that Nunez would be really good in the hospitality field.

    • george lastrapes

      The other two were Strumpet and Putain.

  • alpacapunchbowl

    And don’t forget, it was a picture of the *cover* of a passport.
    Color me convinced!

    • SDGeoff3

      Yeah. He’s a damned liar.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        SEZ WHO!

        • SDGeoff3

          Sez moi and the League of Inveterate Boozers. So there.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Hi! I’m a member of Women’s LIB.

          • SDGeoff3

            Yaaay!

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Isn’t that his catchphrase of sorts? Or am I thinking of a different lying moran?

          • SDGeoff3

            At this point, how could anyone tell?

  • penny stock

    Idiot moron has a tape of him enjoying a pee pee show(er)!

    What an idiot moron!

  • Yellerduck

    I just noticed that Hillary has yet to condemn Russian pee hookers.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      The only thing wrong with peeing on Trump is that he likes it.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        If you induce orgasms severe enough to cause leakage. You may have done something right.

    • TundraGrifter

      What’s not to like?

  • TundraGrifter

    But…but…Off-the-Mark Levin said nothing in the Steele Dossier was correct. He can’t be wrong!

    • chicken thief

      Whenever I have the urge to hear Levin’s voice I just have my 2 yr old grandkid bang on some pots and pans. It produces about the same level of headache.

      • TundraGrifter

        Aflac! AFLAC!

  • Bitter Scribe

    The pressure is building on Trump, and he isn’t going to handle it well.

    Obama said something to the effect that the presidency doesn’t build character, it reveals it. I’m afraid that’s all too true.

    • TundraGrifter

      “Going to…?” It hasn’t been going too well so far.

      As for the character quote, I recall The First Lady saying that. The real one.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Unless and until the Republicans get their screw-the-poors tax package through they will do nothing. And maybe this is Drumpf’s doing. He knows that if the Repubs get a legislative win he’s toast. So he’s not helping them.

  • Zyxomma

    Lock. Them. Up. Trump, Pence, Rohrabacher, Ryan, AOT,K.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Info corroborating the Pee Pee Tape Dossier just keeps coming out, drip, drip, drip. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • That constant dripping must be driving Trump crazy!
      https://i.imgflip.com/1xdtrl.jpg

      • OrdinaryJoe

        You would have to ask the question since he never released a real medical report on his health, just some shit from his cannabis doctor. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  • Bureaucrap

    They have 20 sets of rubber sheets for the Lincoln bedroom.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Gee Brain. What are we going to do tonight?

  • escalera

    It was first reported that Trump requested a hooker golden shower but the dossier says he asked the Russian prostitutes to pee on the bed Obama slept in which in fact seems incredibly Trumpesque.

  • Empress of the Iguana People

    It’s getting to the point where I think Pence might be a better president. and i’m pretty sure a roomful of toddlers would do a better job than either.

  • TundraGrifter

    “Devin Nunes’s bad behavior has been well-documented in the august pages of Wonkette..” And July. And September. And October. Also.

  • TundraGrifter

    “Cohen tweeted a picture of his passport, which PROVED (did not prove) he had never been to Prague in his life, and definitely not in August/September 2016…”

    The Czech Republic is a member of the European Union. Once a person has entered one of those countries there are no controls about movement between them. Mr. Cohen’s passport can only show he didn’t enter or exit The Czech Republic using that passport.

    • Internet Hitler

      It’s Czechoslovakia! It’s like goin’ to Wisconsin!

    • Toledo Window Box

      Cohen is a terrible lawyer, and a terrible liar. He is going to prison.

    • Petunia Cat

      The passport in the picture that he tweeted was closed. It was just a photograph of the front of his passport. O-o

      • TundraGrifter

        Still…

    • Regret

      Unless you fly, then you are tightly controlled. You can’t even bring homemade tea or cutlery!

      • TundraGrifter

        We recently flew from Munich to Poland and there were no border controls. We didn’t try to eat lunch with utensils.

  • Last Hussar

    Um. Its not up not the defender to disprove allegations, the accuser has to prove them. For instance if I allege Doc raped a 12 year old, he would have problems disproving it, as proving a negative is difficult.

  • Fancy Meau-Faux

    Slightly OT, but I think it would be great if Sheldon Whitehouse was elected President just for all of the confusion and weirdness it would cause to have a President Whitehouse.

    • Toledo Window Box

      The White House said today…

    • SeeTrain65

      The Whitehouse White House.

  • John Lo

    I think he did it.
    On the other hand, how does one prove he didn’t do it?

    • Ill-Advised

      The Scooby-Do team says “we can only do it by finding who really did it!”
      because of course that’s the defendant’s responsibility.

    • Regret

      It is called an alibi.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    Peeing hookers is just the tip the iceberg. Drumpf raping preteen Russian children on video is how Putin controls him.

    • Toledo Window Box

      “Just the tip” indeed…

    • Rick Aucoin

      And not one Trump supporter would change their vote even with a video on high definition and a Dolby soundtrack.

  • Without bribes and kickbacks, it’s hard for Business criminals to get anything done.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/nChwk8Kh5I5Q4/giphy.gif

  • skip1

    Hose-n-ball?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Chuck Grassley is a idiot. If Fusion GPS having Russian clients means they’re working as Russian operatives in this matter, then all the Trump campaign, transition, and administration officials who worked for Russian entities means that they, also too, are Russian operatives.

    Can’t have it both ways, Chuck, even if that’s what they told you ib those Iowa public schools.

    • Toledo Window Box

      He’s covering up for Trump’s treason.

      • Old town Urbandale

        Agree. Despite the “aw, shucks” image and indecipherable tweets, Grassley’s no idiot. His main priorities are securing a cushy national position for his grandson, and being a good soldier for the GOP; the country and his constituents be damned.

  • The Librarian

    The truth will come out and it had all better be good. We rightly deserve it for being subjected to the Orange Crud.

    • Even with the truth, this whole administration has lowered the bar for all future presidents.

      Imagine what the next ones are going to be able to get away with, since it seems this one can do whatever the fuck he wants.

      *Kicks in a random wall*

      • The Librarian

        Ugh. While the bar has been lowered, I’m gonna hope very hard that people run screaming towards the light. No one needs another fucked up administration like this.

        • It seems all we have now is hope.

          As a political weapon it’s kinda useless.

          Democrats need to put down the identity politics and start using the same tools the republicans use, against them.

          Still, I see some progress is being made, few flipped seats.

          • The Librarian

            Hope and a willingness to be a noodge to our congresspersons.

      • Rick Aucoin

        Yeah I dislike engaging in hyperbole in this case but… I don’t think our country is ever going to be the same.

        Whatever we were before 8 Nov 2016 we’re never going to be that again. Whatever we were going to be is something we’ll never see.

        The Trump Presidency is a historical fact of the history of the United States of America now.

        • True enough, the universe skipped off the sensible timeline last September, it’s all uncharted waters now.

          Hopefully this administration will force people who didn’t bother to vote last election to get off their asses and put a creator rather than a destroyer in the hot seat.

          That’s assuming the deconstruction of The administrative state has not crippled the federal government for the rest of eternity.

          Why would they do this? So trump and his republican fucktards can rule forever.

          Can’t replace a President if elections become illegal.

  • Toledo Window Box

    Maybe this is why Corker is going public. He’s seen the evidence.

  • Rick Aucoin

    This is such a lie! I checked the article and what you’ve claimed about it is 100% Trumpian bullshite!

    “Devin Nunes’s bad behavior has been well-documented in the august pages of Wonkette.com…”

    That article about Nunes is from MARCH, not AUGUST, you lying sacks of Trumpslime!

    Gah. Fake news! Just like the Orange Dick says!

    • Freida Peeple

      God I admire you. For your passion your courage and strength of character. But mostly for the hat.

      • Rick Aucoin

        Well, shucks, Frieda. Yer making my hat blush. :D

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