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Perusing our morning Twitter, we saw this thing from GOP ragey douche-smack Erick Erickson, and immediately said, “I don’t even want to know why.”

Who gives a shit, right?

We’ve seen the INCESSANT promos for Megyn Kelly’s new TV show, “Let’s Not Talk About The More Talented Black Lady They Fired To Make Room For This Circle Jerk,” and every single time, we have been like “EYEROLL, NBC, WE DO NOT CARE.” It’s full of Megyn Kelly talking about how she’s done with politics and just wants to Oprah up the world with Nice Time and togetherness and unity, kum-ba-yah, my Lord, blah blah blah, as if we don’t remember her centuries of service to this nation as a Fox News partisan hack.

Unfortunately, we clicked on Erickson’s thing, and unfortunately, that is precisely his point. Liberals are the worst because we’re just not that interested in watching her show (which seems to amount to a VIOLENT BOYCOTT, in his eyes), and this is a crime against #civility and #America, two things Erickson knows a lot about.

We still weren’t going to write about Erickson’s dumbass thing, until we got to this paragraph:

Back in 2009, I said something terrible about outgoing Justice David Souter. All these years later it still comes up from people who dislike me as a reason no one should listen to me or take me seriously. They are entitled to do that, but the lack of grace being shown is spreading.

Hahahahahahahaha, TELL IT TO WONKETTE, GOAT-LICKER!

In case you forgetted, Erick Erickson called former Supreme Court Justice David Souter a “goat-fucking child molester,” and he is right about how CERTAIN PEOPLE will never let him live it down. For instance, famous chronicler of historical events Wonkette has featured the following headlines over the years:

Erick Erickson Quitting RedState To Spend More Time F*cking Goats

Dude Caught Boning Goat, But It Probably Wasn’t Erick Erickson, Unless It Was

Erick Erickson Done Goat F*cking For Now, Ready To Save GOP

CHUCKLE SNORT LMAO, that Wonkette is such a card! And you know what? We’re not stopping, because we don’t want to.

But there is a point, which is that Erickson is always decrying America’s heathen lack of incivility, but calling Souter a “goat-fucking child molester” is hardly the only time he’s failed to live up to his own preaching. This is a guy who once shot a copy of the New York Times with a gun because it published something that hurted his heart, and then he TOLD HIS READERS TO DO THE SAME.

He boo hoos about our coarse culture, then he writes that liberals are literally ISIS. He criiiiiiiiies about how everybody is so unkind, and then he publishes headlines like this:

As Wonkette hilariously remarked at the time, Erickson “can ejaculate rancid semen on his keyboard with the best of them, but it sure stings when some of it gets in his eye.” (Know what doesn’t sting his eyes, ALLEGEDLY? Goat cum.)

And now he wants to be dashing Sir Lancelot to Megyn Kelly. AGAIN. Back in 2015, after Donald Trump famously said Kelly had a gushing nosebleed in her vagina, Erickson came down with the vapors and disinvited Trump from his very prestigious RedState gathering of MENSA scholars. Soon after, he published a piece from a contributor on RedState that said Hillary Clinton’s only accomplishment in life was to prove that even ugly chicks can fuck their way to the top.

Classy!

Our point is just to say we don’t really feel like watching Megyn Kelly’s dumb show, and if Erick Erickson doesn’t like it, we cordially invite him to stew about it while he fucks a goat.

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  • Ωbjectifier

    Build one boat, nobody calls you a boat builder…

  • Bananas Foster

    Someone needs to tell Megyn Kelly that putting liner under your eye is not a good look if you’re over 22.

    • marxalot

      Shut up, some of us don’t have the eye-hand co-ordination for top lid liner.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Is she doing it to show solidarity with sportsball players. They all seem to have black lines under their eyes these days.

  • therblig

    i didn’t even know she had a morning show. did they cancel her sunday night mess?

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I saw a promo for it and thought WTF? I expected her to start singing and dancing.

  • Marceline
    • Bad Tom

      They should check him for polonium. Seriously.

      • Shibusa

        Also, too: Check Hillary’s alibi!

        • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

          She was alone, walking in the woods

        • Guinnessmonkey

          Yhea, I was tempted to make “CLINTON STRIKES AGAIN! MWAHAHAHA!” jokes when I first saw that headline, but realized that plenty of people might think I was serious.

      • coozledad

        He was a prescription drug abuser. Anyone with that information can off you in an “apparent overdose” if they have enough Russians to hold you down while they empty the bottle in your throat.

        But I’m with you. Polonium’s easier to administer.

        Does cremation remove traces of it?

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          Oh God no. You can sniff for radioactive particles from the tiniest sample. Those planes they fly around North Korea are sniffing for any radioactive particles that may have escaped, to determine the actual yield and composition of their bombs.

          • Guinnessmonkey

            Well, from what I understand some of the radioactive materials the Russians use to murder people are specifically chosen because their half-life is so short that, by the time you get to the autopsy, it doesn’t show up anymore. It’s why several of these deaths will never be proven to be assassinations: They seem like normal deaths and it takes a week or so of badgering the cops to treat it as anything but a heart attack (or whatever) because of the victim’s relationship to Putin or Russian oligarchs. By that time, however, the proof that it was murder is gone. All you know for sure is that guy went jogging or whatever and fell over dead. Since he’s dead, you don’t know if he was pricked by a needle or something the day before his jog…

          • SweetDeeKat

            Eeek.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            If Darth Vader was responsible, there wouldn’t be any evidence by the time he hit the ground.

        • Paul

          Shades of Marilyn Monroe.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      It’s amazing the sort of fucked up people that can wield influence on the right.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Any idiot who starts a “lock her up” chant wields influence on the right.

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    I’m beginning to suspect that conservatives may be a wee bit hypocritical.

    • OrG

      First clue?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “It’s called ‘honoring in the breach’.”

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    Doesn’t Erick, Son of Erick need to go punch some holes in a copy of the New York Times with a No. 2 pencil and claim he shot it with a .22 or somethin’?

  • blarg

    Evan, I love you. And, yes, this partisan hack Kelly doesn’t deserve to shine Tamron Hall’s shoes.

  • OrG

    Who?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “What can I say? Everyone has a type. I just happen to like my goats blonde and leggy”
    — Erick with a K

  • stumpknocker

    the difference between progressive reporting vs conservative reporting is the audience, progressives like to read the article, conservatives like to look at the pictures.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Cons like to look at teh titty pix from the Barbie reporter delivering a “news” article about why titty pix will send you to hell.

  • Iron Monkey

    Even a goat needs beer goggles to make Erick look good enough to fuck at closing time.

    • stumpknocker

      i don’t know, goats are sea men, any port in a storm.

    • jesterpunk

      Thats why he goes for the fainting goats.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        He’s the Bill Cosby of goat fuckers.

      • george lastrapes

        Fainting goats- or ‘roofie’d’ goats?

        • jesterpunk

          That is for you to decide.

          • george lastrapes

            Hey, I’m a Capricorn, the Goat is my totem/spirit guide, and not to be fucked with!

        • onedollarjuana

          Actually, many goats like to climb on roofs.

          • george lastrapes

            Trying to get away from the goatherd.

  • Joe Beese

    Where’s the grace???

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Erick was really disappointed when he found out Goats Head Soup was an album and not an appetizer.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Or a position from the Kama Sutras.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    She poisoned the well and now he’s complaining because people don’t like the water? Fuck him gently with a chainsaw of votes (not goats, which he would enjoy).

  • Bitter Scribe

    If EE wants to try to be a fat-mouthed insult comic, that’s his right, but he does not then get to whine about a “lack of grace.” Trying being gracious yourself first.

    • therblig

      “For me to fuck a goat on” – Erick the insult comic Erickson

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The Returgid

    • Phoenixdoglover

      The Resplurgent

    • McMema6

      That’s Mr. Regurgiturd to you, sir.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    No matter how stupid Erick Erickson looks here, does NBC seem stupider about this?

    • DainBramage

      Yeah, here’s John Oliver’s take on Megyn. Yes, she is a hate filled redacted.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYF1_ORI21M

    • Guinnessmonkey

      Yup. It’s obvious that they just threw money at her ‘cuz she was famous without stopping to think if she actually would work at a network whatsoever. I can just picture a bunch of hack executives being like, “I’m sure we’ll find something she’ll fit into. Why worry about it before we pay her a ton of money?”

  • DainBramage

    What did the poor goats do to deserve Erick, son of Erick?

  • Shibusa

    The fact that Erick Erickson makes a living as a political pundit shows how broken this country is.

    • Three Finger Salute

      It’s a million times worse here. But even Britain has Piers Moran and Canada has Conman Black.

  • Michael Smith

    This reminds me of the time Erick Erickson was guarding a heap of treasure, and a band of scoundrels distracted him by bringing in a goat with a blonde wig and lipstick. While he was rolling his tongue back into his mouth, those scoundrels got away with the treasure. Poor Erick.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    If it really bothers you that people keep bringing that up, Eric, maybe you should stop fucking goats.

    • therblig

      at least get the goats to sign an NDA

      • Oblios_Cap

        I hear he’s partial to the male ones.

        • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

          Not that there’s anything wrong with that?

          • Oblios_Cap

            of course not.

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            Still not sure that applies to goat fucking

        • therblig

          as long as he leaves the kids alone.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      …Or at least buy a ring and marry the poor girl.

      • Three Finger Salute

        needs moar cowbell

  • jesterpunk
  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I don’t believe in serious relationships. I prefer to keep it cashmere.”
    — Erick Erickson

    • armed_bears

      Baaaaa.

      • Paul

        “Are you my daaaaaaaaaaaaaddy?”

    • Christopher Story

      I’m done. You win the internet today.

    • Kiri the Unicorn
  • Rick Hill

    Well, you will stop writing about it when he dies of whatever does him in. Let’s take a look at our high tech crystal billiard ball and see what the future headlines hold for us….Oh…..wait:

    “Area goat farms plagued by zombie goat fcker…..”

    • SayItWithWookies

      “Goat herpes claims first human victim.”

    • Celtic_Gnome

      And why the fuck do we have to stop talking about it when he dies? That sure didn’t apply to Ted Kennedy.

  • Oblios_Cap

    If I didn’t have to work, I still wouldn’t watch Kelly’s show.

    And I hear Erickson likes fish sticks.

  • Anna Rompage

    Will & Grace’ star Debra Messing regrets appearance on ‘Megyn Kelly Today’

    Some highlights & commentary of the segment include;

    Megyn Kelly asking a Will & Grace fan if the show is why they “became gay”

    “I think the Will & Grace thing and the gay thing are going to work out great,” Megyn Kelly said..

    Megyn Kelly is every mom trying waaaaay to hard to “relate” to her gay son but instead just makes it waaaaay worse

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    • MasRioBravoHombre

      Megan Kelly’s kid know that Mommy is a worthless, hate filled, racist liar for a living. They’ll be Goths with facial tats who shoot meth into their eyeballs when they’re 14.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Goats get all the action, but unfortunately it’s Erickson.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    At one point, the former Fox host brought superfan Russel Turner on stage to meet Messing, Will McCormack, Sean Hayes and Megan Mullally.

    “Is it true that you became a lawyer, and you became gay, because of Will?” Kelly asked Turner about McCormack’s character, a gay corporate lawyer.

    She’s already off to a smashing, gay thing start.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Link doesn’t work. Pretty sure that’s best for my blood pressure.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Fixed

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      I saw the clip. It wasn’t *that* bad. First of all, she had the cast on her show which is a good thing. I think she was joking about the superfan “becoming gay” as a result of watching the show. He laughed and her show is sending him to LA for a taping.

      She’s done/said way stupider shit than that which is really a shame because she’s also come down on the sane side of some issues. I dunno. I just have a hard time hating on someone who is relatively harmless. I like to save my vitriol for that cunt, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Like all empathy-deficient conservatives, she comes down on the sane side of issues that affect her personally. Harassment and sexual assault issues, she is woke. I doubt there’s a single instance of someone saying “Black lives matter,” that she didn’t immediately pipe up with a hearty, “All lives matter!”

  • Ricky Gay
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Scooby

    At least now I know why those goats faint.

  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    Erick Erickson does not fuck goats.

    Goats fuck Erick Erickson.

    • MasRioBravoHombre

      Goats have better sense than you think.

    • James Baskin

      Willingly?

      • MoeLarryAndJesus

        They’re specially trained Nazi goats.

      • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

        I think peanut butter is involved.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    When trolls make their ridiculous claims, my default is to accuse them of fucking goats and children. Last summer, I sold a 1277 acre goat ranch in Terrell county, Texas, and I love goats…fucking them pisses me off.
    ETA: This is the ranch…lots of longhaired, Angora goats. http://www.birdsongdesert.blogspot.com

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    “Back in 2009, I said something terrible about outgoing Justice David Souter. All these years later it still comes up from people who dislike me as a reason no one should listen to me or take me seriously.”

    This coming from a guy whose side still references Obama’s “57 states” flub. Jesus wept.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Or that he mispronounced “corpsman”

      • WotsAllThisThen

        And now Obama wants to reinvent himself as someone who DOESN’T salute with a coffee cup in his hand? I don’t think so!

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Get them started on Jane Fonda sometime.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    We don’t like her because she was on Fox? Yep, that’s the only possible explanation. No further inquiry needed. Case closed. QED and that settles that. No more questions, please.

    • Thiazin Red

      I suppose thats sort of right, in that in order to be on FOX you have to be a racist, sexist POS or at least be willing to play on on tv for money.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        I’d like to see someone on her new show just blurt out “Black lives matter!” to see if she automatically responds, “All lives matter.”

        After all the times she did that on Fox, it must be like muscle memory now.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Yeah, it couldn’t have anything to do with her actual work product at Fox, where she was ok with saying horrible and untrue stuff as long as the checks cleared, or her extremely selective empathy for people who happen to be her or just like her, or that she’s white-feminism personified, or…

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Jesus was Italian. I’ve seen pictures.

        • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

          He just is, ok

          • WotsAllThisThen

            We fought centuries of wars to prove it.

        • Thiazin Red

          I don’t know, Supergrass told me that Jesus came from outta space.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      He doesn’t quote any of the criticisms that he claims come down to that, so the whole thing is probably just more conservative persecution complexing.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I feel bad for the goats.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    I don’t like it because it’s yet another chirpy, happy, everything is all right in the world gabfest. There’s about 30 other ones of those on TV nowadays.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    (OT) if you were looking for something to do to help PR directly, Jose Andres’ charity, which usually provides fuel-less solar stoves in developing countries, is over there feeding people and can use some (deductible) money.

    You may remember Chef Andres fondly from that time he told Trump to go fuck himself.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Thanks!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Rule #1 of Goat Club is never talk about Goat Club. Baah.

    • coozledad

      Scaramucci broke that rule when he talked about Bannon gnawing his own cock. That’s why they had to let him go.

      • TJ Barke

        Heh, I had totally forgotten that Mooch had even existed.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Lucky you.

  • coozledad

    the lack of grace being shown is spreading.

    What flavor of grace is he talking about? If he’s talking about the effortless good manners of a truly decent person, he (and Kelly) missed an opportunity by smearing Obama at every turn.

    If he’s talking about the Calvinist variety, he’s screwed on two counts. under those rules grace only means 1) you’re naturally favored, and 2) you never have to lift a finger to help the poor, the fallen, the weak in spirit, the dumpy, the stupid, the blind, the clueless…

    Erikson is a schlub in his own shitty faith. A loser assisting in his own isolation.

  • Bobathonic

    Now I have a hankering for some goat stew.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I know a place that makes excellent goat tacos.

      • Bobathonic

        There’s a food truck here (Wi Jammin)that makes a great goat curry.

  • BadKitty904

    My standard response to GOP and FOX pundits yapping about the current lack of discourse and civility – which THEY’VE caused – in America:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7fd79ce5e87fd37b7c4c84a4b450cd1e79d16a301aad378f0783ad1e46e7e36d.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger

    “Flee Nanny! Erik Erikson is here!”

    ~Nanny plays dead~

    https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/fainting-goat-gif-10.gif

    • Rick Hill

      Never stopped him before

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Day-Drinking with Kathy Lee and Hoda, or GTFO, Megyn.

  • ManchuCandidate

    https://media.giphy.com/media/7zF3biR7j50eQ/giphy.gif

    Baaaa! I am stunned that uncivil goat fucker decrying uncivil goat fuckery. Baaaah!

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Let’s not kid ourselves here. Human/animal hybrids have helped keep our heritage alive.

  • Marion in Savannah

    Irky Irkson is irksome. I apologize on behalf of the entire state of Georgia.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Remember when we were all annoyed with manic pixie park music guy who was tormenting his ex by playing a hipster piano in the park? This is really the same thing, only with a doughy conservative.

  • rocktonsam

    Umm…can we get back to Russia and pee hookers?

  • Parakeetist

    He went after Justice Souter? Oh no he didn’t! I have a huge crush on that man. He better not lay a finger on that man. Or so help me, I’ll just…

    https://youtu.be/Lx5A6MRiK2I

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    I for one would never say Erick son of Erick fucks goats. It’s a fact so commonly know that it needs no restating.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Erick With A K Son of Erick With A K was pointing out on Twitter that all this football player kneeling has failed to immediately solve racism or murder or cancer or Hollywood’s inexplicable need to remake dated shows that weren’t that fabulous in the first place so, obviously, it has all been a waste of time.

    • Bobathonic

      If *those people* would just wait, surely their grievances will be addressed in due course.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        And in the meantime, they should be grateful for the largess white people choose to bestow on them, and not continue to make said white People uncomfortable.

  • Erick, you’re not getting out of Megyn’s friend zone, stop trying. Okay… you’re probably not in her friend zone… or even noticed by her… just stop okay, it’s even more creepy than your frequent alleged visits to petting zoos.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Fuck von Fuckerson does not fuck goats.

    He blows them.

  • Relativicus

    Erik Son of Erick fucks goats? Why would anyone say Erik Son of Erick fucks goats if Erik Son of Erick doesn’t fuck goats? Seems to me, where there’s goat-fucking smoke, there’s Erik Son of Erick fucking goats. That’s just science, man.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • President in Exile Firefly

    Does this mean we have to stop snarking?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    As for Megyn, her entire shtick is to pander to racist fuckheads. So naturally she’s bombing outside of Faux Noise.

  • TJ Barke

    Wait, I thought he blew goats…

    • SayItWithWookies

      That’s Mickey Kaus. Erick took it to the next level.

    • Edith Prickly
  • Three Finger Salute

    The poor goats. Nopony deserves that being foisted upon them and nogoat does either.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a4749f9baf0d6524dd585d654916dd1c55dd9b4bf2ebab10f1b01edc97eca25.jpg

  • Arolpin

    Canker Cankerson is not a goat-fucker, he is a goat-raper. Goats can’t give consent. STOP BEING A GOAT-RAPER ERICK ERICKSON. (I just realized why he spells his name like a fucking idiot, when he spells it like a normal person he has 2 Ks left over, and he’s 67% of the way to his favorite fraternal organization.)

    • Celtic_Gnome

      He should change his middle name to Karl. Now, it’s Woods. Fucking parents weren’t even classy enough to give him Forrest for a middle name.

  • Edith Prickly

    It’s not like Erick WANTED to fuck goats, it’s just that human vaginas spontaneously seal themselves off in his presence.

    • Christopher Story

      The female body has ways to shut that whole thing down

  • Maclare’s House o’ Crap🏠

    Is disinterest the same as boycott now?

    • Christopher Story

      This is how it starts. Next thing you know you’re chained to a cross in the middle of a cornfield and left for the crows to peck you to death because you skipped Dear Leader’s Two Minutes Hate.

      • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

        Do you get better?

        • Christopher Story

          Ask North Korea

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Andy Lack didn’t hire her along with Hugh Hewitt and start her out interviewing Alex Jones because he was interested in civility.

    • TJ Barke

      He just wanted to poach some of that FoxNoise money.

    • Three Finger Salute

      (to the tune of “What Did Della Wear”)

      What does Andy Lack?
      What does Andy Lack?
      Decency and integrity,
      That’s what Andy Lacks!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Andy Lack is interested in one thing, and one thing only: revenue.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I kind of don’t think he rose in the ranks under Jeff Zucker unless he had a healthy interest in promoting a conservative slant in news?

      • Christopher Story

        And I love that all his ideas about how to generate revenue are coming back to punch him in the dick.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Oh brother….this is gonna generate a twitler-shit-storm of yooooge proportions.

    http://www.newsweek.com/trump-most-dangerous-man-world-psychologists-671182

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    Don’t forget he wants to greet the census taker in the face with a shotgun, and Rev his SUV to burn extra gas on earth day.

  • Indiepalin

    Hitler said a lot on not-so-nice things about the Jews back in the day and, like Erick Erickson, he pays for it every day. Or he would.

    • Bobathonic

      At least he assassinated that jackass, Hitler.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      “The coolest thing about the United States has always been that people need not be defined by their pasts. People can reinvent themselves…”

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    You say “fuck goats” like that’s a bad thing. :)

  • The Wanderer

    (sings unnecessarily to the tune of Hot Blooded)
    He’s a goat fucker
    Check it and see
    He’s fuckin’ goats
    Lovin’ bestiality!

    • Edith Prickly

      C’mon baby, can you do more than bleat
      Goat fucker, goat fucker!

      • The Wanderer

        So many upfists.

        • Edith Prickly

          You began it, I just ran with it!

        • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

          I guess that counts as fucking

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I learned just recently that “bestiality” is not spelled “beastiality”. Good thing I had had rare opportunity to use that word in comments. Now, is it pronounced like the proper spelling or my improper spelling? I’m afraid to say it out loud should the opportunity arise. Granted, I doubt the opportunity will arise much in the future, though.

      Does anybody care?

      • The Wanderer

        It’s either BEE-stee-al-ih-tee or BEH-stee-al-ih-tee.

        • Creepoman

          puh-TAY-goat-fucker, puh-TAH-goat-fucker

  • JMP

    Don’t you know the rules? Civility is for thee, but not for me!

  • Daniel

    Is morning TV usually notably popular?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Only with the people who work swing shift, the elderly, and those trapped in bed with a 48-hour flu.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Remember back in Ye Olde Thymes when Trump and Carson were running neck-and-neck and Don called Ben pathological and Ben said he tried to stab a friend and hit his mother with a hammer and we laughed and laughed because we knew neither one of them would get near the levers of power?

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Leave the goats alone. They are nice beasties.

    • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

      I disagree. Nasty fuckers. Signed, An Ex Goat Owner

      • WomanInThePersistence

        What kind of goats did you have? No snark, just curious.

        • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

          White. Not pygmy. Fuck if I know, my asshole ex found it running down the street

          • Daniel

            It was a rescue goat?

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            Or stolen. Depends on your perspective

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I recently went to a small goat cheese producer. She raises her own goats. The babies were adorable, and the grown up lady goats were calm and very charming. Maybe your goat was different?

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I like goat cheese. It does not cause my nose and sinuses to get clogged-up like cow cheese does.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Goat and sheep cheeses are often easier for people to digest. The proteins are different.

          • Jon Sussex

            Running from Erick?

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            yes

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            Pity, he lost

          • WomanInThePersistence

            You are the kind of person who would help give that goat a home. In other words, you are a good person.

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            I hated it with every fiber of me being, And the ex for literally bringing it through the house

            rather than the side gate to the back yard. (Not a farm by any stretch of the imagination)

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        First goat I ever met slipped his horns under my coat and carried me off!

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Don’t you just hate when that happens?

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        They like to climb on things, also. Like your car.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      I mean, I love my pets but I manage not to fuck them.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        Elderly Senile Cat would not be up for that. Kitty treats are more his style.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          So, you are saying that Elderly Senile Cat likes to fuck kitty treats?

          That’s just weird.

          • Rebel Scum with permit

            Well, if he could figure out hoe, he probably would, he loves them that much. He used to have a go at his Elderly Senile Wife, who sadly passed away. She would mostly look confused and wander off.

    • therblig

      they’re good and respectful students. nothing but square pupils.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      If and when I move out to the country, I’m gonna get me some little horned goats.

    • jesterpunk

      I used to have a pet goat as a kid, they are cool animals. Not like pigs who will eat their babies for no reason at all.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        That’s our job!

      • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

        The reason is that pork is delicious, even to pigs

        • Oblios_Cap

          Really. Who doesn’t love bacon.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Huh, I’ve always heard that pigs are very intelligent. I have no personal knowledge of pigs, however.

        • Daniel

          They’re intelligent, but also horrible. That’s why Orwell made them the equivalent of the Bolsheviks.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Perhaps, but you would have to disregard the pig in the White House as an outliar [sic].

        • jesterpunk

          My grandfather used to raise pigs and when he accidentally left the adult pigs and baby pigs in the same pen for a few days the male pig ate the babies.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            JFC! So are horrible pigs generally boy pigs? And where was the mother pig?

          • jesterpunk

            The male pig was bigger and stronger.

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            Its usually the sow that eats them

          • Covfefe

            FWIW, and this is truly true. The Michigan Dep’t of Natural Resources says it’s only the furrin pigs that eat people. Furrin pigs are not allowed in Michigan.

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            Canadians are usually so nice…

          • Daniel

            Boared shitless she had said “sow long” and left.

          • Suttree

            Yuck.

          • jesterpunk

            That pig did taste really good though, he had it killed and had the butcher process it after that. He couldn’t have a pig around that would eat or attack other pigs.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Pigs have been known to eat old farmers who fall down in the pen. Or so I’m told.

          • jesterpunk

            They might, my grandfather had a stool built into the outside of the pens to avoid leaning over when he fed them.

          • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

            Also, young girls who fall into the stye. Hand to heart, that happened a few farms over from my grandpa’s

          • Covfefe
    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      “Teacher, leave those kids alone.”
      –Pink Floyd

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Well played. Well played indeed.

    • Suttree
      • WomanInThePersistence

        Baby goats are the cutest! And they like being petted!

        • Suttree

          Meow meow meow meow! I have never petted one. :(

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I was lucky. And those little baby goats loved being petted and having their ears scratched.

  • armed_bears

    As a goat owner, I. Can’t. Even.

  • Daniel

    Remember, liberals bring politics into everything.

    They protest on weekends when they should be at work, because they just want free stuff they haven’t earnt and are lazy.

    Conservatives understand not watching a morning TV programme is always “a boycott”, and demand that people should watch it even if they’re not interested in doing so or can’t because they’re at work because that’s what they’re owed.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Liberal Libelz!

      I protest on weekends for those cool Soros bucks. It’s profitable. It’s my personal fiduciary responsibility!

      I work hard for my free stuff!

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Easy peasy choice if it were to be forced upon me:

    Watching Megyn Kelly’s show daily, or having a root canal daily.

    I would adapt and become able to enjoy and relish my daily root canals. Without the anesthetic.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Oh, root canal for sure.

  • Nockular cavity

    I disagree, Evan. You shouldn’t kid about a thing like this, it’s baaaaaad.

    • Daniel

      He’s a liberal, though. I guarantee he wants the nanny state to interfere and make goat marriage legal.

      • Nockular cavity

        Well done!

      • TJ Barke

        As long as he doesn’t ram it through, for the sake of the kids.

        • Daniel

          The moment it gets proposed it will be trolled.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            It’s all about building bridges.

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            That’s a bridge too far!

        • BLEATING HEART LIBRULZ!

          You people make my billy goat gruff.

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            Tell your billy goat to gruff off.

      • You mean mandatory, right? As a liberal, I won’t rest until everyone is required to marry a goat! Hell, SEVERAL goats!

        • Daniel

          As a leftist, I found myself obligated to go around to businesses and compel them, at granola point, to install ramps for disabled people who I think should be in wheelchairs rather than pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps. I then boycotted a petrol station and bought some all natural, organic consensual seed oil and poured it all over literally every one of those ramps.

          That is because I want slippery slopes everywhere so no one knows what’s going on and now goats can marry other goats and concepts can marry children and literally nothing makes sense.

          THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT.

          • It is my greatest wish to be as liberal as you. I doff my free-range, organic chapeau to you good sir/madam/person who identifies as a tree.

    • BadKitty904

      Don’t let it get your goat.

      • Daniel

        It only does that to someone capricious.

    • Rags

      So satyr we all.

  • DerrickWildcat

    She has to giveaway cars.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      and have a funny animal zoo segment.

      • DerrickWildcat

        Hot Winter Looks for under 50 dollars.

        • Mr. Blobfish

          Hairdos that don’t make your head look like a freakin’ acorn, Me Gyn.

  • BadKitty904

    …says the porcine Republican snowflake whining about “..the lack of grace being shown…”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8ce61fdba4eec679285bb67c2e68b69227d8aa561428f6af60053a3371e5ef8.jpg

  • SayItWithWookies

    What a whiner — I guess that makes Erick a bleating-heart conservative.

  • Jim QuinnX

    WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE KIDS!?!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Remember back in Ye Olde Thymes when Republicans would send out funny emails with Witchdoctor Obama with a bone in his nose and the White House with a watermelon patch and funny jokes about Moochele being a man with a cock and Nobumer being a gay coke head from Kenya? So civil back then.

    • Suttree

      I got an email of a fridge full of watermelons from my ex gf. I don’t think that I have ever screamed so loudly over the phone. That shit stopped right fucking quick.

  • Suttree

    Megyn name spelled wrong and Erick son of Erick can both eat a 55 gallon drum of goat dicks. Megyn of Santa is white you little black child might be worse because she is on tv. Erick is only known to us because my heckle wingnuts. They both make me want to vomit.

    • tehbaddr

      Lightly salted or honey roasted?

      • Suttree

        Yes.

      • TundraGrifter

        Artisanal? House made? No GMO? Organic? Fresh this morning? Gluten free?

      • I’m not sure how salty goat cum is, but… however salty goat cum is.

      • notanncoulter

        all of them katie.

    • notanncoulter

      it’s like ‘gladys’ with a ‘w’ – a particularly virulent strain. [stolen from wodehouse yet acknowledging the theft… btw: wodehouse is not spelled correctly either!]

      • Suttree

        Dammit, I haven’t read P.G. Wode house either. I feel like a fool.

  • Sorry, but I just can’t buy Megyn Kelly’s transition from Fox Rage MILF to Oprah Whitefry.

    • tehbaddr

      Ding ding ding ding ding!

  • TundraGrifter

    Speaking of boycotts, is there a website faster to ban commentators who dare to offer contrary opinions faster than RedState? I’m not writing about obviously offensive posts. All I did was suggest a different point of view and BAM! That was that.

    • Stormfrunt.

      • TundraGrifter

        I wouldn’t go there with somebody else’s computer. Newsbusters is pretty bad. What a bunch of whining crybabies! But RedState is still at the top of my list.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Newsbusters is the lamest. Those commenters are so stupid they take 10 minutes to write a three-sentence response.

          • Eileen Besse

            …and who ELSE does THAT sound like?

    • Anna Rompage

      I got kicked off of National Review pretty quickly, and was not being over the top with them…

  • TundraGrifter

    So was Megyn Kelly’s conservative stance just a shtick? And why does she suddenly now want to be all warm and fuzzy? What was wrong with being The Blonde Ice Maiden? She was good at that. The night she dope-slapped Karl Rover was classic TV.

    • She couldn’t compete with blonde Game of Thrones chick in the ‘batings, I mean ratings.

    • Covfefe

      Are you sayin Meghan is for sale? To the highest bidder?

    • Magyar Has Had It Up To Here

      She’s about as fuzzy as a robots is.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Would you, could you,
    With a goat?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Would you, could you,
      With a boat?

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Don’t denigrate marisexuals!

        • Mr. Blobfish

          Don’t marinate denisexuals

        • Jon Sussex

          Whatever floats your boat.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Whatever floats your goat.

      • TundraGrifter

        Would you, could you,
        In a moat?

        • The Wanderer

          Would you, could you,
          For a vote?

          • TundraGrifter

            And if you do,
            Don’t forget to wear your coat.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Would you, could you,
        With a Stoat?

    • Would you, could you,
      With a shoat? (google it! tee-hee!)

    • Creepoman

      Hell, it’s Christmas – why not?!
      – Darryl Gene Scoggin
      http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-arrested-having-sex-goat-7085831

  • tehbaddr

    Sorry, but Erick son of Erick is a goat fucker. Just as his father, and his father before him. He comes from a long line of goat fuckers.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    OMG!!! Have you heard? Jared is really a woman!!!

    • jesterpunk

      Is there any paperwork he can’t fuck up?

      • TundraGrifter

        I doubt the dude could get a library card that was right.

        • jesterpunk

          I am pretty sure he could fuck up an id card from his own company.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Mueller just needs to send over a simple form:

        Are you or the Trump Administration guilty of colluding with Russia?

        □ YES □ NO

    • arglebargle

      I just saw that. imagine if Hillary had accidentally registered as a man. Splodey brains all over the right would have sploded.

      • Anna Rompage

        According to some republicants, Obama had 3 social security cards he was using, and all from other people…

        • arglebargle

          So he could pay three times as many taxes? Or maybe Kenyans get three cards at birth?

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Well, you know they’re going to lose them, so…

      • Creepoman

        I’ve seen it at least two places now on the interwebs – it’s out there, people are talking.
        – Cokie Fucking Roberts

    • Anna Rompage

      So he’s either a transman, or committed voter fraud by filling out his voter registration card incorrectly…

      Better call Kobach, stat!

    • SayItWithWookies

      Which bathroom did he vote in?

    • mardam422

      Rookie mistake?

      • The Wanderer

        He’s still learning.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    ♫ I shot a newspaper in Reno,
    Just to watch it die. ♫

    • Daniel

      I shot a rag in Reno.

      D’yall have that term over there?

      • TundraGrifter

        Yes – but since it has a couple of other meanings it’s rather open to being misunderstood.

        • Daniel

          …oh yes.

        • Yup, also refers to products meant to absorb menstrual flow, as in “Megyn Kelly was on the rag because she was bleeding out of her wherever.”

          • wait! what?

            And at the end of the day Erick will be the blood belching vagina that needs all of those products.

      • Yeah, but it’s a dying term, because nobody reads them anymore.

  • BadKitty904
    • Covfefe

      Butthurt? You sayin goats fuck Erick?

      • BadKitty904

        Ew.

        • Covfefe

          I feel sheepish myself.

          • Yellerduck

            Fucking a chicken can make you feel a bit peckish.

          • BadKitty904

            Ewe should.

  • susan_g

    Erick prefers the term “animal husbandry”.

    • Alt-farming

    • TundraGrifter

      Somebody listens to Tom Lehrer.

      • The Wanderer

        Give me smut – and nothing but.

        • therblig

          how’s your aunt hortense?

          • The Wanderer

            She keeps taking in clients on spec – so she’s very tense. Keeps asking when she’ll get paid.

          • CripesAmighty

            But does she poison the pigeons in the park?

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    The Free Market: How does it work?

    • CripesAmighty

      Infinite choice of goats.

  • fawkedifiknow

    I always abide by the rule, “Don’t knock it unless you have tried it”, so I cannot comment on Erickson’s weird sexual habits so far as they involve goats – or any other of the cloven hoof variety.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Erick only ever fucks one goat at a time, allegedly, so it’s technically incorrect to say he fucks goats…

    • Monogoatmy?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Erick’s a moral goat fucker, allegedly.

    • Oblios_Cap

      That’s not what I heard. Many people are talking about it.

    • therblig

      typical nanny state mentality

      • ahughes798

        Oh, for shear!

    • tehbaddr

      I heard he takes two at a time ;^}

  • So… If Mygyyn Kelly gained 100lbs and came out as Lebanese, would it literally cause Erickkk to spit out all the goat cum he constantly has in his mouth before his head exploded?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Lebanese, eh? I hear she’s a Libyan-Liberian Librarian/Thespian.

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Not to mention Libertarian.

      • therblig

        as long as she’s not a bipartisan proselyte.

  • MynameisBlarney

    What a fun coincidence!

    https://i.imgur.com/8mNnlml.jpg

    • BadKitty904

      And the GOP’s owners!

    • TimResistit

      Why, that’s unconcievaple.

  • Daniel

    To be fair, Erikson was just speaking plainly- like conservatives love to do- free from the constraints of Political Correctness. Calling goat fucking goat fucking is called “being frank”. “Capra relations” would be liberal, and strip life of its wonderfulness.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Sorry, NBC, but the only way I would watch anything with a former Fucks Gnus anchor on it is if you paid off my mortgage AND my car, and put, say, $50K in an account in my name. Up front.

    • BadKitty904

      For starters.

    • The Wanderer

      And a soft, wet, public blowie.

  • notanncoulter

    i’m sorry you had to look at roger ailes’ dick megyn.
    that does not mean i care to listen to anything you have to say. i don’t.
    tell ya what: let’s make a deal [that would be a great name for a teevee game show!]:
    i’ll skip watching your shit for a week for every time you used the word ‘thug’ or ‘thugs’ or ‘thuggish’ while at fox.
    after that, you’ll have my undivided attention.
    until then… fuck. right. off.

  • Weird Fishes

    Goats didn’t ask for this. Then again, neither did his sister.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Erick, son of Erick is a baaaa-d person.

  • tehbaddr

    You get to fuck a goat! And you get to fuck a goat! Everybody get’s to fuck a goat!

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Nope. Leave them alone.

    • ahughes798

      I would actually like Oprah if she had said that…..

  • mancityRed6

    he (maybe) bought a newspaper to shoot “and then he TOLD HIS READERS TO DO THE SAME.”
    and then the NYT saw their sales skyrocket in Bumfuck, Alabama.
    oh, and to be fair, Schittstane, Kansas.

    • jesterpunk

      Conservatives are really bad at this boycotting thing.

    • The Wanderer

      Schittstane? Isn’t that just across the line from Kuhmsteen, Missouri?

      • mancityRed6

        Kuhmstein is the preferred spelling, it’s an old German town.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    Won`t someone think of the kids?

    • The Wanderer

      Basing everything around the kids is a woolly line of reasoning.

      • Shear speculation my friend.

        • ahughes798

          I don’t think it’s so baaaaaad.

          • Meccalopolis

            Wool you please knock off the puns

          • Rags

            We’re in for stormy wether.

          • Daniel

            [sees latest pun. Feels sheepish about his own attempt. Fleece in embarrassment.]

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Is he from Illinois? Because he seems like a Lanolin-con man.

          • ahughes798

            I can’t, because the wether is cooler, and I feel like a kid again.

      • pstokk

        I think it’s another imposition of the nanny state.

    • But at least he follows the commandment about not seething a kid in its mother’s milk (Exodus 23:19)

    • Covfefe

      If this has been going on in Erick son of Erick’s family as long as some people downthread have intimated, Erick son of Erick his own self is a kid.

  • Arolpin

    OT: Following up on the change to Military Exchange privileges being extended to veterans. I just got an email from VetVerify saying I’m a beta tester. I’ve created an account and am looking at the sites now. I don’t see them being much cheaper than Amazon, but no tax means a 7% discount right there. Definitely worth investigating for prior-service Wonketeers.

    • Meccalopolis

      What did you have to do?

      • Arolpin

        I went to the VetVerify site, put in my information, got a response that I was eligible, and to start shopping in a few weeks. This morning I got an email saying I was selected to be a beta tester, went to the Exchange site (Navy Exchange in my case, but can use any of them) and created an account. Because they had already verified my eligibility it was fast and easy.

        • Meccalopolis

          Thanks, doing that. Base exchange was awesome

  • Wild Cat

    She still won’t blow the fat fuck.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Erick Erickson: Codename ‘Streisand’.

  • Suttree

    Awe shite. Migraine returns. I guess I should start drinking again. This shit needs to end!

  • BadKitty904

    C’mon, maybe the guy just really likes goats, OK?

  • mardam422

    Be an asshole one time and you’re an asshole forever, Erick.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      let alone the thousandth time

  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

    “We have all heard the rumors, Erick, and the world wants to know the answer to this one burning question: ‘When did you stop fucking your goats?'” Megyn Kelly interview.

  • The Wanderer
  • It’s all the media’s fault for people making an ongoing thing about Erickson fucking goats. If the media would just let it alone, Erickson fucking goats wouldn’t be an issue. Unless he’s not getting adult informed consent, of course, which is admittedly difficult with goats, especially if the temptresses lie.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    give it up Erick, she’s never going to like you. Stick with the goats, at least they’re willing to tolerate your creepy shit

  • Me not sure

    Who will take up for the poor innocent goats in all of this?

  • Crystalclear12

    Both he and Kelly need to learn sometimes the invisible hand is giving you the finger.
    The market place has spoken.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      Sometimes the invisible hand is really a goat, fucking with you.

  • The ads for Megyn Kelly say the show isn’t about politics, but about what matters in people’s lives. News flash: politics affects that. Politics affects everything.

    • Daniel

      The idea that politics doesn’t matter in people’s lives is the lie Republicans like to tell to excuse themselves for all the awful shit they do.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      That sounds like a political statement.

    • TimResistit

      So she’s doing a home crafting show? Sounds legit.

      • Daniel

        Knitting needles are intensely political objects. Or at least, they will be if Mike Pence gets his way.

        • Opiwan

          I’d be surprised if Mother let him touch her knitting needles

        • Canned Covfefe

          ISWYDT

      • show isn’t about politics, but about what matters in people’s lives.

        Technology, Porn?

    • Suttree

      I like you new person.

  • TimResistit

    And just how do we know it’s not the goats fucking Erickson, Mr Smartie Pants Wonkette?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      He’s versatile.

    • The Wanderer

      To be honest, he looks like a bottom.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        It takes a special man to be a goat bottom…

      • BadKitty904

        Excuse me for a moment whilst I vomit, would you?

        • Suttree

          +10 for whilst

          • BadKitty904

            A habit picked up, for some reason, from my Granddad.

          • Suttree

            My father was an English major. I picked up a few odds and ends from him. Like the horrible habit of correcting people,

          • BadKitty904

            I try very hard to avoid that habit, with mixed success. As my brother says, “What are you, a social worker?

            (His joke being the fact I AM a social worker.)

        • Edith Prickly
      • Daniel

        He does have something of the arse face about him.

  • Joshua Norton

    Typical bias reporting. I notice that you’re intentionally leaving out the goat’s side of the story!

    • Edith Prickly

      They refuse to go on the record.

  • pstokk

    So, parsing the sub-text, my take-away is Erick Erickson fucks goats. Have I got that right?

    • Jack Had A Permit

      Yes, the man fucks goats. He’s a known goat fucker. The goats fuck him and he fucks the goats. The dude just lurves him some hot goat action.

  • dslindc

    I don’t watch Megan’s show for two reasons:

    1. I have a job and that job is not to sit around and watch TV
    2. I don’t want to
    3. Fuck you, Erick! Go fuck more goats (allegedly)!

  • Blackest Noobs

    are we really sure he doesn’t fuck goats?

    i mean really…are we…sure???

    • Edith Prickly

      I ain’t volunteering to fact check…

    • janecita

      It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • Jado

      Would it be irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate…

  • Suttree
    • janecita

      Right before Erick Erickson fuck them. They were so young and innocent, but alas, it did not last:-(

      • Suttree

        poor little babbies!

        • Canned Covfefe

          Hi Suttree. I saw this morning that you were doing better than last night. Checking to see if that’s holding?

          • Suttree

            I am dong ok!

          • Suttree

            Thanks for the concern. Some days are hard. I’m busy snuggling my hedgehog and watching tv. Hopefully tomorrow is a better day. I have a physical therapy appointment and Karen works wonders!

      • ahughes798

        They’ll never feel like kids again.

      • Paul Dietzel

        Years ago at the York PA Fair one of the carnival workers or barn hands was arrested for having, ahem, “relations” with a sheep one night. The police report in the York Daily Record said he was charged with “Agricultural Vandalism.”

        • Professor Fate

          well that’s one way of putting it.

        • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

          Sure, that works.
          Spray painting (of a sort)
          Onto walls (of a sort)

    • Notreelyhelping

      They’re kind of like puppies on speed.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    FWIW, i put on the last ten minutes of her show while I was answering business emails- it really is pretty terrible

    • Canned Covfefe

      Sounds like double tortue to me.

  • Jack Had A Permit

    Yeah, no, Megyn Kelly will always be the “Jesus was white/ Santa is white/Blacks are thugs” woman to me. That’s reason enough not to watch her show. Then, I read over on Huffpo (or was it TDB? Who can keep track) that it’s just sooooo cringe worthy (not even a little binge worthy). Just yesterday, she told some poor guy that he had ‘become gay”. You can take the fascist out of the Faux News. . . you know the rest. Her show is truly “Must Flee TV”.

    That was my last bad pun on the topic.

    Of, and Erick Erickson has a comic book character’s name. . . And he fucks goats like a common goat fucker.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Erick Erickson fucks goats? Why am I the last find out everything? Thank god the internet exists.

  • blaid droog

    Many are the advantages to not watching tee vee. If not for wonkette, I would have no clue about the existence of virtually all right wing bloggers. I know of the blonde bimbo, because, how could I not. That she now plays an idiot on nbc, I did not know. I haven’t lost a thing by not knowing.

  • RangerJay

    Just because “some” say he fucks goats, doesn’t mean it’s true. However, sometimes, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. A fire with a beautiful orange, romantic glow, twinkling in a goat’s eye as Eric fucks it.

  • Joshua Norton

    Liberals are the worst because we’re just not that interested in watching her show

    How could anyone have possibly known that no one would want to watch a show featuring someone they can’t stand. Usually that’s sure-fire ratings gold!

    /s

  • Machnethylsteinerbincolabird

    “But just fuck one goat…”

  • Ladies & germs, I give you: Megyn!!

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Thanks for that reminder that Megyn Kelly is truly a rancid piece of shit.

  • anon_the_great

    The ugly truth is Eric, Paramour of Goats will become the David Brooks of his cohort

    • JustDon’tSayKneel(OrNeil)

      Ah shit. You’re probably right.

    • SeeTrain65

      Repeating what Nasty Girl Brianna said below:

      “Thanks for that reminder that Megyn Kelly is truly a rancid piece of shit.”

  • Notreelyhelping
    • SisterArtemis

      Oh, that’s a cute goat! DO NOT SHOW ERIC! DO NOT SHOW ERIC TO GOAT! EWWWWW!

  • Kooolest G

    I know goats will eat anything (from tin cans to rotting trash) now I guess they’ll fuck anything too. come on goats, have some standards

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Apparently, Erick Erickson has been striking out with goats.

      They do have standards, after all.

  • Blackest Noobs

    funny…false start #2 ( remember Kelly had a failure with a night time show)
    seems like a rich white girl who says stupid shit ( Santa is white people) cannot catch a break….oh boo fucking hoo.

    and honestly what the fuck did NBC expect? fucking idiots.

    https://www.salon.com/2017/09/27/debra-messing-says-she-regrets-going-on-megyn-kellys-today-a-bad-start-for-the-host/

  • andyshelt

    Which reminds me of the classic joke:-

    …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

    A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

    “You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No.”

    He continued “Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No.”

    “Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No.”

    “But ya fuck one goat..”

    • SeeTrain65

      A missionary living among a native jungle tribe was approached by the tribe’s chief one day.

      “Sir,” the chief said, “I have a serious matter to discuss with you. A woman in our tribe today gave birth to a white baby, and you are the only white man here. Please explain yourself.”

      “Chief,” the missionary said, “I don’t know how to explain this, but the child is obviously an albino. I’ve sworn a vow of chastity until marriage, and I have kept that vow.”

      “Then how do you explain a white baby in a village of black people?” The chief said.

      “Well,” the missionary answered, “let me explain it like this. Look out there at your herd of sheep. All the sheep there are white, right? Right. Except for one. Look in the middle of the herd. There is one single black sheep. One among hundreds of white sheep. Now, how do you explain that?”

      The chief sat silently for a minute before responding. “O.K. … if you don’t tell on me, I won’t tell on you.”

    • svejk

      macgreggor is a scots name, gaelic indeed but not irish.

      • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

        Tangent: is it true that names beginning with “Mac” are scots names, and “Mc” Irish?

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    But Republicans are all about freedom, right?

    LOL right! You are FREE to do what WE TELL YOU.

    • gratuitous

      What good is freedom if you can’t force everyone to do the same thing?

  • CripesAmighty

    The violent scourge of ennui.

  • Donna Mueller

    hot damn good buddy-youse got them there hijackers on???? wouldn’ want her to get away!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mailman27

    Or he could go fuck himself while he stews a goat.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Mmm, birria.

  • alpacapunchbowl
  • Granny Sprinkles

    Get your dick out of that bowl of goat stew, Eric Son of Eric!

  • Professor Fate

    “All these years later it still comes up from people who dislike me as a reason no one should listen to me or take me seriously’
    Erick we hate to break it to you but it’s still a really good reason not to listen to you or take you seriously.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      And it’s not even the only reason to treat him as a completely butt-fuck crazy weirdo.

      It’s only the most memorable one.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      The list of “reasons no one should take Erick Erickson seriously” starts with “everything he’s ever said” and ends with “what, why is he still fucking talking?”

      • Boojum

        Goat fucking is in the middle somewhere.

  • TundraGrifter

    So just to be clear here – it’s the official policy of Wonkette that being a goat fucker is a bad thing? Or is it just accusing somebody of being a goat fucker is wrong?

    I ask for a friend.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Well, I think there are good goat-fuckers and bad goat-fuckers. The good ones are other goats.

      The bad one is David Souter (according to Erick Erickson) and Erick Erickson, you have to assume, since that was the first insult he thought to fling.

  • JoeChristmas

    He must be bleeding from his whatever.

    • RocketManCaptainHowdy

      Manzheen like sleeve of wizard.

  • Zyxomma

    Evan, I wouldn’t even know who these almost-humans are if it weren’t for Wonkette.

  • whitroth

    Maybe he’s just trying to be nice to her, hoping to get her alone…

    But, I mean, VIOLENT BOYCOTT!!! I’ll bet he’s wonderful buddies with what CEO was it, who said that fast forwarding, or even hitting the mute button, during commercials was like STEALING THE PROGRAMMING!!!

  • Unconscience

    i am a goat (actually, two goats wearing a trenchcoat) and can confirm that not only did erick fuck us, he did NOT give us the customary reach-around.

    baaaah humbug.

    (that isn’t a scrooge/goat pun, i am actually grading the hum-bugger he did give me in lieu of the reach-around, it was baaad).

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Goat! They are such teases!

    • CafeenMan

      Umm… goats bleet, sheep baaah. Learned that on goatporn.com.

  • John

    “we clicked on Erickson’s thing” I hope you got the appropriate shots afterwards!

  • Panika MCD

    how can a boycott be violent?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      With votes?

    • O4FSake

      When you push the remote button really hard.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Why am I not watching Megyn Kelly’s show?

    Obviously because of the VIOLENT BOYCOTT being waged by VIOLENT PEOPLE who threaten me daily with actual physical VIOLENCE involving VIOLENT ACTIVITY, should I even think about watching her program. This includes THREATS of WHACKING ABOUT THE EARS, NUT TWISTING and GOAT FUCKING with me as the GOAT. I live in TERROR of the VIOLENT VIOLENCES directed at me TWENTY-FOUR/TEN!!!!!

    Actually, no, nobody has threatened me.

    The real reason is indifference. OK VIOLENT indifference, if you must have capital letters.

    I never watched her on Fox.

    I felt sympathy for her, outrage, even, when Trump did his usual crap thing to her. But he has moved on to trying to bully football players. And it’s not as if she is the only woman who has been victimized by Trump. As far as I can tell, that list extends to every single female of any age who has crossed his path and most got it worse than what happened to Megyn.

    I have to admit that she’s a looker.

    Unfortunately, there are lots and lots of lookers on television and if I want to subject myself to TV news, I’m not really looking for a looker. Brains, insight, information, yeah. Looks? Nah.

    So I am VIOLENTLY not subjecting myself to boredom. Because VIOLENT VIOLENCE goes hand in hand with my utter indifference to Megyn Kelly.

    Maybe if people like me don’t actually watch her, MSNBC will stop hiring empty lookers for absurdly overpriced salaries. Maybe.

    I don’t know why Erick Son of Erick has climbed upon his white horse (actually a white goat) in defense of Megyn the Fair but if he thinks he’s getting any of that, he is fooling himself. Kidding himself, so to speak. She’s married, dude.

    So EE, sorry about the fact that your vile attack on David Souter continues to follow you around but, honestly, man, if you are that desperate, climb off that goat and fuck it. It’s a lead-pipe cinch that Megyn Kelly will not even notice your gallant defense and, worse, she doesn’t have the slightest idea who you are.

    I barely know who you are myself. Except for the goat-fucking part.

    • CafeenMan

      I also too violently don’t watch Kelly. In fact, I’m pretty fucking hostilely not watching right now.

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    Yeah, Well they sent Erick Erickson a mature billygoat to fuck and he complained that it was too old.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      And anyway, he demanded a nannygoat, preferably one who looked a little like Megyn Kelly.

      “I ain’t no prevert,” he exclaimed.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    What does Megyn’s show have to do with Smegrick Smegrickson, anyway?
    And really, that’s what he chooses as the total indicator of overall LIBERAL political incivility? Megyn’s ratings?

    And what’s this? Not a single smegma-stain of angst over all her FOX News fans who are not willing to transition over to that LIBRAL MEDIA channel NBC? Are they being more, or less civil, Sir Smeggy?

    Yes, the incivility is getting worse, Goat Goatfuckerson.

    It’s just a matter of time before we really get un-civil.
    So you should probably plan ahead, and shut the fuck up. Have you tried shutting the fuck up? Because that might reverse the trend. As an experiment, you should try it.

    I bet we’d immediately see a spike in Megyn’s ratings. I bet civility would increase ten brazillian percent!

  • chimpevil

    Definitely a goat-fucker, but being a child molester as well, he obviously only fucks kids.

  • SDGeoff3

    Is Mr. Erickson one of the several right wing scheissmeisters who were normalized almost to the point of legitimacy following the election?
    Would someone on the teevee with some spine please bring him back and ask him straight out about his sexual activity with goats? No other questions. Just keep on with the goatsexxx. We deserve it, dammit.
    Bring him on Lawrence O’Donnell and introduce him to Judge Judy.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    ♫ A goat is a goat,
    Denote, denote,
    Quote “Nobody’d bugger a goat!” Close quote.
    Unless, please note, it floats the boat,
    Of the pervy Mr. E.

    Go right to the quote,
    And you will note,
    He claims David Souter,
    Would fuck a goat.
    In someone’s eye, he’s found the mote,
    Hooray, for Erick E.

    Erick E. may bumptiy-bump a goat to pass the time of day
    But he will pass it off on someone else because he has nothing to say.

    A goat is a goat,
    Denote, denote,
    And nobody’d vote to deep throat a goat,
    You’ve never seen man-sex-on-goat?
    Talk to Eric E. ♫

  • JParkerSD46

    Probecito Eric-with-a-K. People are going to boycott Meggie-poo by not watching her show. BTW Eric-with-a-KK, where do you stand (or kneel) on Dear Dotard’s latest distractathon of ingrate, spoiled, multi-millionaire blacks, who didn’t work a day in their lives to achieve their positions, desecrating our beautiful flag and anthem simply because black and brown people keep getting in the way of popo bullets? Oh, boycott the games? Sure Eric-with-a-KKK, why not? Good grief, I hate these wingnut hypocrites.

  • SadDemInTex

    Why can’t he just fuck goats and leave us alone.

    • Caepan

      Because he wants people to see him fucking goats.

      Otherwise, why would he bother fucking a goat at all?

      • Boojum

        You’ve obviously never fucked a goat.

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    You fuck ONE GOAT…

  • bubbuhh

    So, Dude wants to fuck Megyn Kelly. Does that mean she’s a goat? One with a dick?

  • CafeenMan

    Let’s not be so hardon the guy. Goats need love too.

  • LesBontemps

    Erick Son of Erick fucks goats? Or just the one communal sex goat?

  • Joe Monte

    If there is anyone who can tell you the difference between a bleat and a baa it’s Erik Erikson.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pynisfAHUSw/U_yphqwaDxI/AAAAAAAAED0/8thkVe3WwD8/s1600/goatsgruff.JPG

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    I saw on the Internet that he doesn’t fuck goats, he blows goats. Huge difference. Or maybe it was that he blows goats dead. Or that he blows dead goats. Goddamit, now you’ve made it so I can’t remember. But it one of those and I read it on the internet so there.

  • Lizzietish81
  • Lordpnut

    That’s right. Transporting goats for (redacted) purposes. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/376f4eab0a7b57739118d3df8babdc5aeeeac2748c106ca10bece9384220d140.jpg

  • (((Aron)))

    What a white-knighting cuck!

    *gigglesnort*

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Celtic_Gnome

    Bravo, Evan, a work of art. Interestingly, if you delete all the goatfucking, it just wouldn’t rise to the level of poetry that it attains.

  • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

    It doesn’t matter what he says, Megyn Kelly still ain’t gonna fuck him.

  • The Librarian

    Who will speak for those poor goats??

  • JCfromNC

    One of the bennies of being on the graveyard shift where I work is that I get calls from people who decide that 3:00am is the time they really need to get some issue or another off their chest. The other night someone called saying that a group of, hmm, I’ll just say people rather than using something more identifiable, a group of people were having an orgy on her back lawn, including one guy fucking a goat. Which she described as a “voodoo ritual.” It was news to me that goat-fucking was a tenet of voodoo, but hey. Best part was she claimed to have a video of it all on her security system, “unless they manage to hack my system to delete it.”

    There was actually a lot more(!) to the story, but that was the best part. This all supposedly went down about an hour away from me — I was sorely tempted to take a ride out there and see if I could see any evidence of the stuff she was talking about, as some of it should definitely have left a mark, so to speak.

  • BillEGoatSmirk

    I’m rather late to the party tonight …but…”goat cum”? For several reasons, I can’t stop laughing. Thanks Evan, for making my day!

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Better cum late, than not cum at all 😂😂😂

  • amrak63

    Uh, girlfriend, you’d better hide ’em from EricKKK:

    https://i.imgur.com/b21Wbd0.gif

  • Rick Allen

    I’m not sure, but I think he might be that guy who fucks goats.

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Some people say 😱

  • Crip Dyke

    So, I respect your deep analysis, but I have my own over at the blog Pervert Justice (on FreethoughtBlogs).

    In short, I think something important that could have been added (if one wanted to give Erickson the respect implied by actually giving his work a close reading) is that the lack of almost all details combined with the one detail actually provided (Messing regretting appearing with Kelly merely because she was Kelly) which was contradicted by the obvious and well-reported facts (that Messing stated she was made uncomfortable by Kelly’s comments during the interview) ultimately undermines the idea that this column was ever written in response to Kelly’s situation.

    Indeed, he goes on about how people can be tarred for bad act and remain so many years later. Does he give an example of that behavior? He does. He mentions that people still believe that reading him is a waste of time because he described Souter as a goat-fucking child molester.

    So this was occasioned by Kelly’s situation, but Kelly’s situation (she’s still new to NBC) ultimately doesn’t even resemble the dynamic he supposedly decries (sinning and then many years later still being held accountable for that sin). His own situation, however, does: although he’s proven many times over the years, including on many recent occasions (hell, including this occasion) that he has nothing socially or intellectually productive to say, some people still bring up his goat-fucking comment.

    Yeah, okay, Olbermann doesn’t give you kisses or invite you over for barbecue, I feel so sad for you, Erickson. Meanwhile, if Erickson actually believes what his words appear to be saying, that there is a fundamental injustice when bad acts follow one around for years, why hasn’t Erickson campaigned against mandatory minimum sentences or the restriction of voting rights even after a sentence has been served?

    No, that’s okay Erickson. Don’t explain. We know you mean that rich, white dudes should pay for their sins with a bit of cash and be done with them. No one ever thought your emphases on personal responsibility or civility meant that you believed it was important for others to hold you accountable.

    No, (according to you) that’s unjust, uncivil, and downright mean. Lying about the criticisms actually leveled at Kelly, when you deign to specify them at all? Well, that’s just good argument in service of the noble cause of forgiveness.

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