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Megan “not the actress” Fox, the rightwing mom who “audited” a science museum for “evolutionist bias” and co-wrote a really dumb book about how libraries love child porn, is very upset about all the “New Segregation” going on at liberal cafes and stuff, because evil progressives are doing Jim Crow to decent godfearing Conservatives, did you know that? She’s apparently been inspired by a Dinesh D’Souza video, and explains how Democrats have always been the REAL discriminators, and by golly, she’s not going to stand for it again!

A long, long time ago, Democrats had a lot of fun with signs. They posted them everywhere — on drinking fountains, in restaurants, in clothing stores, you name it. There was a sign for every scenario for telling people with dark skin color what to do and where to go. These Democrats, like Bull Connor, just loved their signs […] Those same Democrats turned fire hoses and dogs on the black Republicans (like Martin Luther King Jr.) who dared confront them on their bigotry and hatred. Those black Republicans marched with white Christian abolitionists (also Republicans) to end the evil scourge of racism in this nation.

OK, let’s just enjoy for a moment how Fox seems to think that “abolitionists” had something to do with the modern Civil Rights movement, which contained only Republicans (and Christian ones, to boot! That’ll be news to Michael Schwerner’s family), and how not a single Democrat ever wanted to end segregation. This is what happens when ideas from Clever Wingnuts like D’Souza filter down to the less-clever folks like Fox. Oh, also? Martin Luther King was decidedly nonpartisan. And of course, nothing ever changed after 1964. But that’s not even Fox’s point, which she definitely has and which is hers. What really grinds her gears is all this NEW segregation going on!

You see, the Democrats are trying to deprive basic civil rights to all Republicans, because Democrats are such BIGOTS:

They’re going back to their roots and have gotten back into the sign-posting business again. They’re putting up signs in every cafe in the land to let us Deplorables know we can’t sit with them. They’re trying to be sneakier about it this time. The signs don’t say “TRUMP SUPPORTERS GO AROUND BACK” or “DEMOCRATS ONLY.” Oh no! That would be too obvious. Instead, they’re posting these.

Fox’s actual caption: ‘They keep using the word “all,” and I don’t think it means what they think it means.’ From that traditional Republican movie ‘The Princess Bride’

She’s pretty sure the website that provides these posters as a free download has to be “paid for by George Soros,” because of course it is.

In case readers of Pajamas Media aren’t as clued-in to the ugly realities of today’s New Oppression Against Decent People, Fox translates. At length. Line-by-line. Here’s a sample (all emphasis in original):

Let me interpret that for you, you low IQ dunce. These signs are to let you know, you hateful lover of law and order and restraint and decorum, that you are not welcome here. Contrary to “all are welcome,” you will notice that one group is decidedly missing. You. You think abortion is murder, so you don’t “stand with women,” even though half of those babies being killed are girls. You favor legal immigration, so you don’t “stand with immigrants,” which means allowing anyone including ISIS to just sally over the border willy-nilly as they please. You believe in traditional marriage and that children should not be denied a mother and father and so you do not “stand with the LGBTQWTF” crowd, even if you have no ill will toward them […] You believe in biology and know that chromosomes don’t change because you want them to. This makes you “anti-science.”

She goes on like that for a while. We especially like the “chromosomes” thing, although there’s not even anything about science on the offensive sign. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR CHROMOSOMES, LIBERALS!

But since this sign is written in such scary Politically Correct code that must be unpacked by helpful folks like Fox, the real agenda of these hate-filled liberals who want to kill America and Jesus and straight people is covered up:

Bull Connor had more testicular fortitude than these people. At least he was honest about what he wanted, evil as it was. Why don’t they come out and say it already? Just post a sign that says “NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED — OR CHRISTIANS EITHER” so we will all know where we stand. Let’s just hope they don’t decide to use the firehoses and dogs on us.

Yep, that’s pretty much the obvious next step. Silly Megan Fox! We intolerant liberals wouldn’t use firehoses and dogs on you, because as pagan Gaia-worshipers, we don’t believe in wasting limited natural resources, and since we all belong to PETA, we think having dogs is slavery. We might do something even worse, though: We might deny your Free Speach Rights by rolling our eyes and making fun of you.

Fox closes with an inspiring rewrite of Martin Luther King The Republican’s great speech about why affirmative action is bad:

I have a dream. I have a dream that one day we who love steamed milk in our coffee will rise up together and unite in coffee shops around the country. That Democrats and Republicans, pagans and Christians, will sit down at the table of brotherhood and have a hot steamy latte as equals. I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by the color of their hat but by the content of their character and their good taste in coffee. This is my dream.

We’ll confess we really are bigots: We refuse to offer a seat at our table to anyone who associates with as many Straw Men as Megan Fox does.

[PJ Media]

Be our Soros.

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  • beingreleased

    Remember conservatives believe you should have the freedom to live your life exactly they way they want you to live it.

    • shivaskeeper

      What you did there. I see it.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    “black Republicans like MLK?”

    Oh FFS,The pre-southern switch use of the Democrats was a big red flag, this line is like a big red…parachute.

  • beingreleased

    Also: Its a free country, so shut up and do what we say.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    “Inspired by a Dinesh D’Souza video” is generally code for, “Chemtrails are a hobby of mine.”

  • Iron Monkey

    Clever Wingnuts like D’Souza

    A new low set for the bar for clever.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Hey, he can tie his own shoes. That put’s him one-up on the Megan Fox contingent.

  • jesterpunk

    Here is a hint, we are judging you by your character but the hat helps make it easy to see your a bigot.

  • Vincent Ricola

    These wingnut elites sure take their fancy coffees seriously.

    • Ill-Advised

      I’ll say. Someone who ordered a mocha tried to sit next to a table of frappe-lovers, and things were tense. Fortunately, they were united in their disdain for the kombucha crowd…

  • Belasaurius

    no matter how many times you explain the great party switch, they just don’t believe it. They talk about how the KKK was founded by Democrats and when you ask them how many Klansmen voted for Obama, they get all huffy and run away to sister fuck their doubts away.

    • Vincent Ricola

      They mislearn one thing in 8th grade and that’s about all they need to know on that topic.

      • Ill-Advised

        That’s one thing per subject, amirite? ‘Cuz there seem to be problems with English spelling and grammar as well as civics. History, also, too.

    • natoslug

      Lies! All lies! Some of them run away to cousin-fuck their doubts away. They don’t all have sisters.

  • beingreleased

    In his new book, Al Franken makes the point that it wasn’t just southern democrats who became republicans during the civil rights movement. His father, a liberal Republican, became a Democrat when Barry Goldwater got the Republican nomination because Barry had voted against the Civil Rights Act.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Those racits are all facists too, like Hitler.

  • natoslug

    Megan NTA makes a good point. Assuming that point is “It’s a hell of a lot easier just relaxing and enjoying a cup of coffee when people like Megan NTA are not around.” Although I would also settle for “No, Megan, we don’t want you in here. Go away. Far, far away.”

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      “I read that as No, NEGAN, we don’t want you in here.”

      • natoslug

        Negan’s a bit less of an asshole than Megan.

      • shivaskeeper

        Aren’t you missing the 30 and over virgins still living with mommy club?

        I hear they serve sandwiches with the crust cut off just like you like them.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    No, see it’s like this. We aren’t allowed to refuse service to someone based on the color of their skin, who they love, or where they came from.
    However, we are allowed to refuse service based on the fact that you are a hateful, small-minded asshole. That is not a protected class.

    • grindstone

      But she would be salutatorian of that fucking class.

      • FlownΩver

        Nominations are rolling in for vale-dick.

  • BadKitty904
  • Joe Beese

    Having dogs is slavery.

    Of us.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    A long, long time ago, Democrats had a lot of fun with signs. They posted them everywhere — on drinking fountains, in restaurants, in clothing stores, you name it. There was a sign for every scenario for telling people with dark skin color what to do and where to go. These Democrats, like Bull Connor, just loved their signs […] Those same Democrats turned fire hoses and dogs on the black Republicans (like Martin Luther King Jr.) who dared confront them on their bigotry and hatred. Those black Republicans marched with white Christian abolitionists (also Republicans) to end the evil scourge of racism in this nation.

    https://youtu.be/uq-v1TTUyhM

    • shivaskeeper

      No one cares what you think so shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

      Bend the knee bitches!

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    “which means allowing anyone including ISIS to just sally over the border willy-nilly as they please.”

    DHS will interested to know that they aren’t doing anything about terrorists coming over the border.

    • BadKitty904

      They can sally or they can willy-nilly, but they can’t do both.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        “Long Tall Willy-Nilly” don’t work at all.

        • BadKitty904
          • Mr. Blobfish

            That’s just the greatest

          • BadKitty904

            The weird has so many different levels…

          • proudgrampa

            I loved that song.

          • Oblios_Cap

            I like “Little Red Riding Hood” better.

        • Lord Jim

          Can we please not talk about you willy? It gives me the willies.

  • ManchuCandidate

    You get what you give in this life we have. If all you do is hate folks then folks are going to hate you back. You know, the actual Golden Rule not the US America Golden rule aka he who has the gold makes the rules.

    • Lord Jim

      “Karma” is the word you’re looking for. The Golden Rule is “treat others as you would want to be treated.” Which gives wingnutz a sad.

  • BadKitty904

    Hateful people are often hated. Who knew?

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    What does the Fox say?

    derp deep derpity derp

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Thank god for the Christian prohibitionists

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “All are welcome here” equals” TrumpPenceZees get out” now?

    I guess that makes sense in wingnutland…

    /FFS

    • Longstreet63

      They want it to mean that. Because, you see, if they said it, it would mean that. And they are desperate to believe that we are exactly like them, so that they can imagine we are no better than them.
      You see, they know what evil is, and they know it’s them. They want to “both sides do it” to make their own evil more palatable to the atrophied remains of their sense of decency.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Also, too, have you ever met a wingnut who would not jump at the chance to be a victim?

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    Supporting and welcoming certain groups is NOT excluding other groups, MEGAN!

    • natoslug

      Megan feels uncomfortable about those icky groups, like gays and hispanics and Presbyterians that she can’t be around them. Ipso facto derpo, you’re excluding her.

    • shivaskeeper

      Because you know so much bout excluding people.

      Oh and stalking and harassing people online.

      Am I right?

    • grindstone

      It’s because she knows the sign isn’t just a sign, it’s singling out hateful holier than thou fuckwit conservatives as intolerant assholes, AND SHE KNOWS SHE IS ONE OF THEM.

  • WIDTAP

    OT:

    Hey folks — I've decided to delete my Twitter account at midnight. Too much of a distraction. DM me for contact info. Thanks for reading!— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) September 18, 2017

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Now if only the rest of the country would follow suit

      • Bright Bart

        I’ve never had one. FB is annoying enough.

        • P’jama Pahnts

          R’amen

    • Vincent Ricola

      Hum. I wonder if this is going to become a common thing among journalist as the investigation noose starts tightening on social media and the fake news machine.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Damn! How will we know what to think?
      Who is Glenn Thrush, again? Sounds like some sort of bird.

      • PubOption

        Probably of the genus turdus.

      • WIDTAP

        Glenn Thrush is a recurring character on Saturday Night Live portrayed by Bobby Moynihan.

  • Baconzgood

    Well Baconz only cares about signs that keep degos and Jews out of his bodega and off bus route. Other than that I’m cool.

    • BadKitty904
      • Baconzgood

        You know what the difference is between an Irish man and the son of God is?

        Neither do I (I’m Irish and catholic)

        • BadKitty904

          <– Scots-Irish and semi-Catholic

          • Baconzgood

            I am really catholic…meaning I only go during easter Christmas, Ash Wednesday and…uh…i..mmmm. oh I pray to the Holy Mother of God with passion when I see copy cars with their lights on behind me.

          • BadKitty904

            A “George Carlin Catholic,” per my brother… ;0)

          • Celtic_Gnome

            CEO Catholic. Christmas and Easter Only.

        • PubOption

          The Son of God only drank wine?

          • Baconzgood

            We’re better. We drink whiskey and throw bombs at the english…oh that’s right
            .. the Good Friday Peace Accords.

      • proudgrampa

        Oh, EVERYBODY hates the Irish.

        • Lord Jim

          Even the Irish. :P

          • Baconzgood

            What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

            One less fist fight.

            It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

          • Ill-Advised

            Dead men throw no punches?

          • Baconzgood

            I thought Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.

    • beingreleased

      When your bus route is changed to skip your stop, know that those of us in the World Jewish Conspiracy were responsible.

      • Baconzgood

        You are crafty.

  • beingreleased

    I recently read in Rick Perlstien’s book about Barry Goldwater that one reason George Wallace never became a Republican is that Ronald Reagan very publicly made the switch, which stole some of the thunder away from Wallace.

  • Scooby

    We respect pussy grabbers.
    We value money launderers.
    We stand with white supremacists.
    We welcome people of almost all Christian faiths.
    Why should I have to press #1 for English!

  • shivaskeeper

    Mocking is really not enough for this level of wingnuttery. This shit needs to be called out for the absolute bullshit that it is.

    Mocking is a good first step, but fucksticks like this need to be called out every single time they spew this sort of nonsense. Every. Single. Time.

    The only real problem is there are more wingnuts than there are hours in the day to do it. Vile, persecution complex, reality denying assholes. The lot of them. Sad little people who have to try to make their pathetic existence mean something or stand for something without actually having to do anything. They are fucking deranged and it needs to be pointed out to them constantly and without fucking mercy just how fucking deranged they are.

    • shivaskeeper

      Oh ond sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up because queen bitch demands you bend the knee.

  • arglebargle
  • exinkwretch

    I admit I tend to discriminate again “Megans” because they are usually entitled white bitches.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I love Chads though!

      • jesterpunk

        Even Chad Kroeger?

    • ManchuCandidate
    • Mpeg

      Now you got me thinkin about the name, in strictly pronounciation terms.
      Its most frequent, closest spelled counterparts – –
      “began,”
      “vegan”
      — do not rhyme with “megan” at all.
      Now I’m truly geeking out on this observation. Thanks, I think~

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      In my book, I named a character Megan Epstein, initials M.E., so she could say “What about ME?” too many times. Also, another character was Emma, nicknamed EM which had a balance irresistible to all Libras.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Sometimes I wonder if it’s not a mistake for us to invite ISIS to our George Soros funded protests and meetings.

    • WeaselPoo

      IKR. They never bring booze.

  • BadKitty904
  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

  • Daniel

    Your guy is in power.
    Your party controls both houses.
    You have a seat on the Supreme Court you shouldn’t.
    You have a man too racist for the 1980s as your Attorney General.
    He and your president removed white supremacists from the list of terrorists.
    You have a fundy gay hating science denying dullard as VP.

    How are you persecuted?

    • BadKitty904

      Ans: You aren’t.

      • Lord Jim

        Oooooooooohhhh you libtards think u r so smart but u r so dum. If what I want is to oppress people and u wont let me do it you are discriminating against me LED muhfuh!!!!!1111!1!

        • BadKitty904

          Donnie? Is that you??

          • Lord Jim

            Uhh…My name isn’t Donnie…it’s…John. John Barron.

          • BadKitty904

            Not Max Power?

    • Courser_Resistance

      We won’t let them into our clubhouses.

  • I guess they are oppressing you because they are allowing mixed-people in the same room as you and not segregating them off in their own special closet. If you’re a racist fuck you probably won’t like it because you will be forced to be in the same room as all those people you racism on.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Oh yeah…NOW I remember this…”lady”.

    What a fucking dumb ass.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • BadKitty904

      Oh Lord, hear our plea. Smite the Republicans, for they maketh a blight upon the land.

  • BadKitty904
  • fawkedifiknow

    She may not personify Megan Fox Libel, but she surely is guilty of copyright infringement.

  • rosenbomb

    “…stand with the LGBTQWTF” crowd, even if you have no ill will toward them”

    I like how she delegitimizes the LGBTQ label while simultaneously claiming she has no ill will towards them. Tolerance, how does it work?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      and is she supports them being allowed to marry, adopt, and have equal access to public services, her sentence is a demonstrable lie.

      • rosenbomb

        They just want LGBT people to live in secret. But no “ill will,” heavens no.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          ayup.

          “Well, they can have those nightclubs.”

          • Covfefe

            And if the Mooselims attack THEIR nightclub, WE are the victims!

  • x111e7thst

    I have a sign on my door. It says “No Trump supporters or members of the Chamber of Commerce”. And I have a mean dog for those whom the sign does not deter.

  • Relativicus

    “I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by the color of their hat but by the content of their character…”

    Depending on the hat — MAGA, Red Sox, etc. — the one may identify the other.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Remember when Glenn Reynolds was the most fabulous hardcore tenured libertarian at a public university on the arpanet?

    Me too.

  • Baconzgood

    I might be wrong here…bbutif I see a sign on a restaurant that said “no deplorable people” I’d be inclined to eat there. I’d be less inclined to eat at a place that has a sign “employees needn’t wash hands” or “gluten free pizza”.

    That’s just me.

    • Gluten free pizza. Is that some sort of mythical thing where they just put the toppings in the box without the dough?

      • Baconzgood

        I actually got a menu from a PIZZA joint and it said

        “Gluten free pizza* only $2 more”

        “*gluten free items may contain gluten”

        No joke.

        • BadKitty904

          How much for extra gluten?

          • Baconzgood

            I’m not joking. I mailed the menu to Shanz to verify. And it wasn’t as they hide the “*” in the bottom of the menu. It was right below “gluten free pizza just $2 more”

            It was like they were taunting the douche bags.

          • Ill_Used_Floppy_Disk

            There is a strip club over on SE Powell that has a sign that says:
            “Gluten Free Lap Dances”.

          • Baconzgood

            No yeast? That’s a bonus.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            It’s a pizza parlor and flour gets everywhere. They have gluten on the ceiling fans.

          • Baconzgood

            I used to sell restaurant equipment. Never order from some place that has an impinger oven. Only deck ovens. Preferably A Blodgett or BakersPride. The best is a Vulcan Hussler. It has the espetous deck (and before you whine like a bitch, you can eat espetous, it passes right through you harmlessly. You just can’t breath it in).

      • An Outhouse for the résistance

        You can make pizza crust from cauliflower. It holds sauce and cheese as good as anything else.

        • altleftjohn

          Except for the cauliflower taste.

        • OneYieldRegular

          I’ve done that. Not the same thing.

      • OneYieldRegular

        The cafe around the corner sells a gluten-free lemon-buttermilk donut. I’m not a gluten-freeper, but damn if that isn’t one incredibly delicious donut.

    • Longstreet63

      States’ Rights, tyrannical Government Health Police!

      • Baconzgood

        Bengazi lible!

    • arensb

      What about a coffee shop that says, “May contain nuts”?

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    If only certain “Christian” bakers and florists and candlestick-makers had the testicular fortitude to openly proclaim “We do not serve homosexuals.” Cowards.

    • Longstreet63

      Well, if SCOTUS gets that case on a day when Justice Kennedy hasn’t had a good breakfast, they may get to do that.
      And then, of course, we get to see “Whites Only” signs again, cuz religious freedom.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Megan, the artery-clogging delicacies of Chik-fil-a beckons.

  • Juan de Fuca

    I love how the same people who claim that Martin Luther King Jr. was a republican still have a hard time accepting Barack Obama is an American.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      I’m more impressed that if they’d had their way, his party affiliation would be moot, because he never would’ve been allowed to vote.

    • BadKitty904

      I think that’s because they’re lying.

    • Longstreet63

      It’s like Mormons baptizing the dead. All dead heroes are Republicans now.

  • Daniel

    “You believe in traditional marriage and that children should not be denied a mother and father and so you do not “stand with the LGBTQWTF” crowd, even if you have no ill will toward them”

    You just think they should be denied certain rights that other people have. But that’s not a sign of ill will.

    • Longstreet63

      Hey, Himmler didn’t hate Untermenschen. He just arranged to murder them in job lots because it was his honest belief that it would make the world a better place for Aryans.
      It doesn’t count if it isn’t personal, right?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        It’s not personal, it’s cake baking business.

        • Longstreet63

          Well, if a baker can refuse to bake a cake for someone he doesn’t approve of, surely a government official can use his duties to sanction those he doesn’t approve of…I mean, it’s pretty much the same thing…

          Look for this line of reasoning during the 2020 election cycle.

    • shivaskeeper

      That’s almost like denying people to post online if they don’t bend the knee.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Dumb trumpanzee bimbo is a dumb trumpanzee bimbo.

    Film at 11.

  • Ωbjectifier
  • SayItWithWookies

    What could satisfy the conspiratorially-minded upper-class white Christian more than the idea that not only are they being repressed, but they’re being secretly repressed? “Yeah, you think we’re the privileged, but really, we’re being put down and bullied — it’s terrible. No, not outwardly — by secret signs that only we can understand.”

    • SweetDeeKat

      IT’S a CONSPIRACY! That makes their naughty parts will tingle.

  • Oblios_Cap

    These Democrats, like Bull Connor, just loved their signs […] Those same Democrats turned fire hoses and dogs on the black Republicans (like Martin Luther King Jr.) who dared confront them on their bigotry and hatred.

    That’s some weapons-grade stupid there…

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      should we let her know that most slave owners in the south also too considered themselves to be Christians?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I gathered from her writing that 19th century slave owners were liberal atheist hipsters who hung out in the west village and went to burning man every year.

  • BigCSouthside

    I’m a huge libtard snwflake, and umm…I’d be ok with suspending trump voters’ right to vote for at least a 4 year period until they prove they can handle the responsibility again instead of using their ballot to throw a fucking temper tantrum like a little misbehaved regressive racist toddler

    • Crystalclear12

      Like losing your license after a DUI?

      • BigCSouthside

        Yep

  • Those black Republicans marched with white Christian abolitionists (also Republicans) to end the evil scourge of racism in this nation.

    Nope.

    Democrats in Union states voted for the 1964 Civil Rights Act more than Republicans in Union states.

    And Democrats in Confederate states voted for it more than Republicans did.

    I think this lady has been reading Republican Propaganda, no?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e52109ce7c4d1f5624203a58e8f0c631177520620723c14625a9125ec703cc1e.png

    • SayItWithWookies

      They spelled cornfed wrong in that chart.

    • Longstreet63

      Oh, you know the new rules say that Republicans can decide what truth is. It’s to balance out the
      Liberal Bias of reality.

    • AnnieGetYerFun
      • Amazing the Brits get this.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Well, somebody has to.

  • Mpeg

    When the wingnut got to the mountaintop — did she remember to take a selfie?

  • Crystalclear12

    We aren’t bigots but most of us do have a severe allergy to stupid.
    I sneezed twice while reading Fox’s passages.

  • msanthropesmr

    Was the straw man the worst Nicholas Cage movie ever?

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Was there a non-worst Nicholas Cage movie?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    My stars. Where does George Soros find the time?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      He is Everywhere.

      • janecita

        He is Santa!!!

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I wouldn’t expect modern Democrats to know this, but Alinsky’s book was actually full of time management tips.

  • Rick Hill

    “…even though half of those babies being killed are girls.”

    Well, actually, aren’t slightly over half the births female? And don’t some cultures abort a fetus if it will develop into a girl? So, we really really are against women, thank you very much.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      In fact, slightly over half of births are male; like, 1.05 m to f. But since boys manage to kill themselves for stupid reasons, the number adjusts back to about 1-to-1 by maturity.

      Yes, our genetic structure itself has adjusted for male stupidity.

    • rosenbomb

      I cashed in my 2 for 1 coupon at the Abortionplex last week. I really hate women!

      • Rick Hill

        I force feed sex determining drugs to my wife to ensure a female and then time our mating so fertilization is ensured, just so we can get the free toaster that comes with every twelfth abortion.

        • Longstreet63

          Don’t forget to bring your frequent user card!

    • Lord Jim

      No ‘babies’ are aborted. Common conservative confusion.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      FWIW. Some cultures do value male children so highly, girls are aborted or abandoned. China’s one-child policy is (was) notorious for encouraging this. But typically in those cultures, children are part of their parents’ retirement plan. Given near-universal gender wage and career disparities, it’s better to have a male child. In the USA, OTOH, social security provides financial security to parents so a female child to provide emotional caregiving to parents is better.

      Hypothesis: Privatizing Social Security will lead to a preference and increase in male offspring as a hedge against market/investment declines.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I’m actually kind of amazed that having girls over boys hasn’t taken off in China. Given how few women there are there compared to men (so bad that men are kidnapping women from Central Asia), you’d think one could demand a pretty hefty dowry for a girl (yes, I know dowries in China are typically paid by the girl’s father, but if there are only 7 girls for every 10 men, changes can be made).

      • Three Finger Salute

        No wonder Republicans want to privatize Social Security. Exterminate the sluts and achieve Randian dystopia at the same time! Can’t stop winning!

  • msanthropesmr

    I have a dream that people like Megan Fox will fuck right off.

  • janecita

    Dear Megan, not all Christians are bigoted, ignorant assholes. Some Christians are liberals, Democrats, pro-women, pro-immigrants, and generally, pro-decency, you would probably hate them. And Megan, I hate to break it to you, but those white “Christians” marching for civil rights, were probably very, very Jewish.

    • msanthropesmr

      What denomination are Jews anyway? Presbyterian?

      • janecita

        I think Catholic. The guilt tripping of the kids, is pretty much the same:-)

      • MynameisBlarney

        Zoroastrians?

      • therblig

        Jewtherans

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Swedenborgian?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I think they’re like Pastafarians, but with chicken soup.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Jesus was a total libtard. Believe it or not, he was against the death penalty. Especially toward the end.

      • Oblios_Cap

        You really nailed that one.

      • janecita

        His liberalism was such a heavy cross to carry.

      • Lord Jim

        Jesus’ liberalism was always a thorn in his side. And in his head.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        He wasn’t quick enough to say, “I’m Brian!”

      • Longstreet63

        Give it another generation. They’ll write that whole crucifixion business out, or perhaps reshape it into something done only to the toughest enemies…and even that couldn’t kill Super Jesus!
        This coming, its personal…

        • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

          Super heroes always have a weakness. Jesus works too hard and cares too much.

      • GoutMachine

        Also, Joo.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Palestinian refugee

          • Lord Jim

            CRUCIFY HIM!

      • arensb

        Depends which gospel you read: IIRC Matthew’s Jesus is “OMG WTF! Dad, can you save me?” whereas John’s Jesus is more “Chillax, y’all, I know what I’m doing.”

    • Longstreet63

      In the event, of course, just as dead heroes become Republicans and therefore mirror all the current Republican Party’s positions, all admirable but unnamed persons become “Christians” with the same proviso, despite that at the time, they were considered Communists and heretics by the same folks claiming them now.

    • grindstone

      I used to read a lot of Harlan Ellison, the older stuff, and he wrote about being in the marches in the south in the 50s/60s, and being a Jew marching in Alabama. His last line in his most famous writeup was: “And if you weren’t marching with us? Fuck you, too.” This has stuck with me for 30 years.

      • janecita

        “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

  • jesterpunk

    Just no starbucks coffee for them because WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

    http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/news/a50224/starbucks-war-on-christmas-2016/

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Tangential: My GPS (Garmin) pronounces it “Star-Box”. So now I do too.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    Words don’t mean what li’l ole Megan thinks they mean.

    • Longstreet63

      Words have a liberal bias…

    • Rick Hill

      More like reality doesn’t mean what she wants to perceive it to be

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        yup!

  • BadKitty904

    Bless her heart.

    • Oblios_Cap

      She really needs a jolly rogering.

  • Rick Hill

    She has a dream…that people whose civil rights or the ability to control their own bodies…those who do not wish to be killed because of the fact they live in a country who will be a scapegoat and stepping stone to power for white Americans….that all those downtrodden will feel comfortable to serve coffee to their oppressors…

    She just wants to be loved….is that so wrong?

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    “let us Deplorables know we can’t sit with them”

    Okay, it took her a little while to get it but at least she knows where she stands now – out back.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Why can’t she just shut up and eat?

  • JD Mulvey

    I always knew that lattes are tools of bigotry. I just didn’t have the words until Megan “not the actress” Fox.

  • Creepoman

    “NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED — OR CHRISTIANS EITHER”

    Ok Megan, that works for me.

  • BadKitty904

    Why do I overwhelmingly feel that this is Sarah Hucksterbee in “disguise”?

  • Mavenmaven

    Seriously, when was the last time Megan Fox & Friends tried to sit with black or LGBT people?

  • msanthropesmr

    You, Ms Fox, are the kind of person that uses a coupon can’t decide on what they want and pays with a check. And we are intolerant of all of these things. Also, prosletyzing in public. So you can fuck off. I say good day.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    This from a woman who thought it was a good decision to marry Brian Austin Green!

    • msanthropesmr

      He was good in Buffy, but can’t forgive him for family Guy.

    • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

      Well, he was pretty funny in the Austin Powers movies.

    • jesterpunk

      Wrong Megan Fox.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Show of hands – who thinks this woman also supports bakers who refuse to bake wedding cakes for teh gheys?

    • BadKitty904

      Show of hands – who thinks this woman would willingly condone the extermination of teh gheys?

      • Longstreet63

        Only out of Christian Love…

        • therblig

          and bearing them no ill will

          • Oblios_Cap

            Love the sinner, hate the sin…

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            It’s a choice.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Silly BadKitty, she believes you can eloctroshock teh ghey away.

    • Lord Jim

      So what about atheists who refuse to bake cakes for Christians?

      • shivaskeeper

        Or people that lie so they don’t get beat up by the man hater clique?

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        Or Jews who refuse to shop on Sunday!

      • Longstreet63

        Government must force conformity to law…as long as it’s a law the fascists like…

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I think that needs to start being a thing.

    • jesterpunk

      But thats different because reasons.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Children should not be denied a cake and frosting!

    • arensb

      I don’t know about the author of the article, but several commenters have explicitly said that.

  • Painter of Goats

    I only change my chromosomes every 4 days. Front, back, inside, outside. Oh wait. I meant my underwear.

    • Longstreet63

      To be fair, this person also apparently makes that mistake.

      • OutOfOrbit

        that is no mistake, that is practicality

        • Longstreet63

          Confusing chromosomes for underwear is not overly practical.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    If only the White House had a policy like the one described by that sign.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    You know who else used to sit around cafés ranting about all the people they hated?

    • Vincent Ricola

      Me in 1998.

      • janecita

        Do I know you?

        • Vincent Ricola

          Maybe. I was the one in the black beret and the ironic/not ironic Spice Girls t-shirt.

          • janecita

            Shit, I think that we used to hate the same people!

          • msanthropesmr

            Tell me what you want.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            What you really, really want?

      • proudgrampa

        “How do you feel about that?”

    • Juan de Fuca

      Ernest Hemingway?

    • Major_Major_Major

      Beatniks?

    • Painter of Goats

      George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Flo?

      • Major_Major_Major

        Was “Kiss my grits” a dog whistle, also too?

    • Creepoman

      Trump supporters at Starbucks?

    • JohnBull

      Trotsky?

    • P’jama Pahnts

      the French?

    • Wild Cat

      Rex Reed, when he still had teeth?

    • BrianW

      The Algonquin Round-table?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Except for that nice Harpo. He was a good listener.

        • BrianW

          I learned something today. I’m blaming you for . . . I mean, thank you.

    • janecita

      90 year old Cubans in Little Havana?

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Most of the retired people that I know.

    • Bright Bart

      those kids in Saved by the Bell. Especially that Lisa Turtle!

      • Bright Bart

        Slater wasn’t much better.

    • NastyBossetti

      Literally everyone?

    • OneYieldRegular

      Jean Sol-Partre?

    • OneYieldRegular

      The entire stoned staff at the coffee-shop around the corner from me?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Dorothy Parker?

    • arensb

      Half the world’s intelligentsia, in Paris, in the 1880s?

  • Longstreet63

    I suppose they’d complain if the sign just said “No assholes”. But that’s the beauty of self-selection, ain’t it?

  • msanthropesmr

    I feel the economic anxiety.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Seek help for electoral dysfunction lasting more than four years.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Fuck “economic anxiety”.

      I have a stark unmitigated case of idiot anxiety.

    • mancityRed6

      does it feel like nausea? ’cause that’s what I’m feeling.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Maybe she’d be less anxious if she stopped spending so much on coffee.

  • JD Mulvey

    Another iteration of the “racism doesn’t exist –except reverse racism totally exists” theory.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Trump RT in 5 … 4 … 3 …

    “Democrats are the real racists. I love The Blacks and The Muslims and even some of The Jews.”

    • Longstreet63

      Let’s not get crazy, after all…

    • beingreleased

      Didn’t Trump get himself a Black?

      Also – Bannon can’t be a racist because he went to an integrated high school.

  • ariel_gee_398

    It really takes a commitment to victimhood to simultaneously claim that yours is the true party of diversity and you are being oppressed while supporting a president who would like to rid America of its brown and black people.

    • BadKitty904

      If only self-martyrdom was a faster process…

  • Wild Cat

    So this will be the subject of George Packer’s sad, sad new apology book on the anxious humans who vote anxiously racist . . .

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    “Let me hatesplain why Jews, Blacks, Gays, Latinos and all you other almost-Americans should join the GOP in their never-ending fight for fairness, tolerance and unity.”

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahaha*breath* hahaha.

    • proudgrampa

      Do you need to borrow my inhaler?

      • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

        Thank you, but I’ll stop laughing once I read the rest of the news : )

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • bbayliss

      That’s a lot of puppies

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Welp! I’ve picked mine out!

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Love the one who just steps over his brother like “You’re moving too slow, dummy! Let me out!”

    • janecita

      I want them all! I wanna be the crazy dog lady when I’m old.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      I’m not a pet person but I do like videos of puppies and kittens. If they could make a puppy or kitten that stayed a puppy or kitten, it might change my mind.

      • janecita

        Get a tiny dog, like a Yorkie. They always look, and act, like puppies.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      Jesus, it’s just like a clown car only full of puppies… they just keep on coming out!

      edited.

      • Covfefe

        True story. Zion National Park. Southern Utah. Big van pulls up. One man gets out. Then the women and girls start getting out. No men or boys. You too would be amazed how many women and girls a Mormon male can squeeze into a van.

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          Stackin’ ’em up like cord wood.

        • PubOption

          Would he be an Elder of Zion?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    She’s got the “low IQ dunce” part right.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Even there, she has to prove the point by being unnecessarily repetitive.

  • Seamus Romney

    “Let me interpret that for you, you low IQ dunce. These signs are to let you know, you hateful lover of law and order and restraint and decorum, that you are not welcome here. Contrary to “all are welcome,” you will notice that one group is decidedly missing. You.”

    That’s the end of internet for me today boys and girls. Reading about these fucking halfwits with their imagined marginalization is no way to spend this beautiful morning.

    I bid you peace and good luck finding something that makes you smile with your whole heart today.

    -Treg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d90b2a074a80fb7140ecfb615f3c2ef941245d5d620a5512c220081a7d122bbe.gif

  • P’jama Pahnts

    So if you include gays, jews, ladies, homos, lady homos, black folks, we can just assume you’re not conservative. Got it.

  • BadKitty904
    • Creepoman

      Hunh, now that you mention it . . .

      • BadKitty904

        “Funny” how that happens. But not “ha-ha” funny.

        • TundraGrifter

          Funny like a clown?

          • arensb

            Oh, you mean “funny” in the sense of “creepy”?

    • SayItWithWookies

      “But — but — during Reconstruction…”

    • TJ Barke

      False soros flags or something!

    • Edith Prickly

      THIS. The wingnuts who keep insisting that Democrats are the real racists never have a good reason why racists keep voting Republican.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Democratic racists voted for Obama in overwhelming numbers, doncha know.

        • Edith Prickly

          Obama didn’t even know they were doing slavery to him!

  • Aileen

    About 70% of Americans identify as Christians. You’re the supermajority. You’re not being oppressed or excluded, as much fun as it is to pretend you are. If someone doesn’t want to sit next to you in a cafe, maybe it’s because that look on your face says you’re trying to hold in a fart and that you’re concerned the brown girl behind the counter sneakily mixed some Sharia in with your pumpkin spice latte.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Yes, but only 43% identify as “White Christians.” Thus the agita.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      “Sharia Latte” would be a good stripper name.

      • Aileen

        It so would!

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Also, preferable to Pumpkin Spice as far as my iced coffees are concerned.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Sharia don’t latte! Rock the covffee bar, rock the covffee bar!

    • Three Finger Salute

      “About 70% of Americans identify as Christians. You’re the supermajority.
      You’re not being oppressed or excluded, as much fun as it is to pretend
      you are.”

      Not all of them identify as that kind of “Christian” though. It’s just that the anti-science bigots and materialist Prosperity Gospel types think they’re “under attack” by the mere fact that Jimmy Carter and Pope Francis types of Christians not only exist, but call them out on their bullshit.

  • Mike Wallace

    “I want to destroy your family and deny you basic human rights, and you call me hateful for it? How is that even fair? It’s not like I harbor I’ll will toward you because of your sexuality.”

    The lack of self awareness.

    • BadKitty904

      The hypocrisy.

      • OneYieldRegular

        The self-aggrandizement.

  • bbayliss

    I can’t believe I still have to do this:
    Lee Atwater on the southern strategy:
    You start out in 1954 by saying, “N*gger, n*gger, n*gger.” By 1968 you can’t say “n*gger”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.…

  • Crystalclear12

    When you see a sign for inclusion and you feel excluded maybe the problem isn’t the sign?

  • Ellie

    Dear Mrs/Miss/Ms Fox, I am a Christian and do not feel unwelcome anywhere because of that. Not in stores, restaurants, theaters, museums, doctors’ offices, or the homes of any of my friends who are of various faiths and nones. Perhaps it isn’t your Christianity that makes your presence unwelcome?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      You’re not unwelcome anywhere?
      Not in a couch, or in a chair?

      • Ellie

        Not in a boat and not with a goat.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Not among Jews, but certainly with Ted Cruz.

  • JohnBull

    I see only 11 languages represented on that sign, and there are thousands of existing languages in the world. This is further evidence the liberals are racist.

    • Three Finger Salute

      #KlingonLanguageMatters

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    This sign is a reverse dog-whistle. Do we have a word or short, pithy phrase for that?
    Edit: Other than reverse dog-whistle. I would like a phrase of our very own.

    • Rags

      Well, dog whistles are inaudiably high pitched so how about ‘elephant grunts’ which are inaudiably low pitched?

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        First off, thanks for the obscure fact. I did not know that elephants grunted. But I don’t think it will catch on. I was toying with the phrase “fairy whistle”. What do you think.

        • David Chaillou

          Elephant farts? That way you are also at opposite ends of the digestive tract.

  • BadKitty904
    • WotsAllThisThen

      I guess “whip” is very appropriate.

    • OutOfOrbit

      of course he was

    • shivaskeeper

      Meet BadKitty904 the attention stalker.

  • TJ Barke

    Again it boils down to “Your intolerance of my intolerance is the real intolerance!”

    • shivaskeeper

      How ya doing today Barke?

  • WotsAllThisThen

    I’m sorry, I just don’t feel comfortable in a place where everyone is welcome. Can we go somewhere else?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      “No one goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.” – Yogi Berra

    • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • arensb

      Yeah, well, there’s always the risk that you’ll run into the lesbian Muslim head of the solar-panel-installers’ union or something.

      • arensb

        Sorry, I misspelled “muslin”.

  • BrianW

    Do any of the Ameros we give Wonkette each month go into a fund for staff liver transplants? ‘Cause I think you might need that in the future.

    • dlemex

      I think Wonkette needs to setup a group insurance plan, for themselves and us, and it definitely needs to cover mental health services and unlimited alcohol/popcorn poisoning ER visits. It’s the only way all of us will make it through the 3+ years that lie ahead.

      • BrianW

        I would sign up for that coverage.

  • Joe Beese
    • Joe Beese

      What has to be especially galling to Colbert and his fellow social justice glitter-warriors, is that in a country of 330 million, fewer than five percent tuned in, cared to watch even a minute of the show, was not in the least interested in their Big Thinks on issues n’ stuff, including President Trump who, despite the unrelenting hate campaigns from the media and Hollywood, still holds (if you believe the polls) a 40% approval rating. We all know it is higher, especially in the only states that matter.

      • Edith Prickly

        This is from Breinfart? Like they’d know anything about Normal People.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Hollywood is to blame for voter suppression and gerrymandering. Damn you George Clooney!

      • TundraGrifter

        “We all know…” is code for “I’m just make some shit up right through here and hope you buy it.”

      • Daniel

        Let’s unify the nation and stop criticising Trump, who is supported in the only states that matter!

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Uh-huh. So ratings, like everything else, only matter when it supports their argument.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Should we tell them it’s because we were all watching Ken Burns’ new documentary?

    • Rags

      Spicer lied to me??? Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • WotsAllThisThen

    You can disagree with her politics, but I still think dragons should be allowed in museums. As long as they’re careful where they breathe.

  • Tom65

    How dare we not tolerate their intolerance? WOLVERINES!!!

  • NerdWithNoName

    I know it makes me a jerk but I kind of like the LGBTQWTF part. Even idiots get in a good one once and a while.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Yeah, that gave me a chuckle.

  • BadKitty904
  • Anna Rompage

    Civil Rights Act 1964 vote

    Democrat – yea 46 – nay 21
    Republican – yea 27 – nay 6

    Needless to say, the majority of both parties voted for the civil rights act, and the dissenters were not just on the dem side of the aisle either

    • therblig

      but the republicans had their fingers crossed

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I guess Megan never got the memo about the difference between remaining silent and removing all doubt.

  • therblig

    all i want to know is – do those signs keep assholes like megan out of nice places? if so, then bring them on!

  • BadKitty904
  • MynameisBlarney

    I find it highly amusing that all the signs that are basically saying “No Assholes Allowed” really pisses off the assholes.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I hate her for talking about Bull Conner’s testicular fortitude.

  • Teecha

    I wouldn’t sit and drink a latte with anyone. Coffee gives me a migraine.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I wouldn’t either, but only because lattes are lame.
      Just gimme a cuppa regular coffee, forget all that fancy-schmancy shit.

      • Covfefe

        The other thing I can’t stand is all the experimental “beer” from the “craft brewers” that the youngs can’t seem to get enough of. Give me Irish, British (but no IPA), German or Czech beer. Canadian been even. BTW, I just discovered Peroni.

      • NastyBossetti

        My fancy tastebuds only like coffee when flavored syrup (preferably hazelnut) has been added along with some cream. I will accept just sugar and milk, if the situation is dire.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Too sweet for moi.
          I’m not one for fancy flavorings in my coffee, but I do enjoy some fancy-schmancy beans.
          Best coffee I ever had is Ethiopian Yergacheffe.
          Tanzanian Peaberry is a close second.

          • NastyBossetti

            I think it’s because I’m not sweet, so I have to put sugar in my coffee.

  • TJ Barke

    If you think you fit the mold of what other people consider hateful, YOU’RE the problem.

    • shivaskeeper

      Which is why you yell at people online to GTFO right?

      Because obviously you are soooo tolerant.

    • grindstone

      Ding ding dingity fucking DING

  • Joe Beese
  • gene108

    I think she should engage in civil disobedience. Megan Fox needs to go to these coffee shops, sit down, and demand to be served a steaming hot latte.

    And when the owners of the coffee shop serve her, her coffee but refuse to smile when giving it to her, she will prove modern conservatives are as persecuted as blacks were in the 1960’s, when people beat them up for ordering coffee at certain cafeterias.

    • TundraGrifter

      When my wife was pregnant she said “I’d like to have a glass of wine when we go out to dinner.” I said “Great – we can sue the restaurant if they serve you and we can sue the restaurant if they don’t.”

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    I wonder if Megan is from New Mexico?

    https://twitter.com/DavidBrin/status/909832211339210757

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Yeah, ‘cuz science is just consensus, right?

    • Nockular cavity

      ROUND-EARTH INDOCTRINATION!!!

  • BadKitty904
  • P’jama Pahnts

    Wow. I went over to the comments section and, wow. In – freakin’ sane

    • OutOfOrbit

      ARE YOU NUTS NOW TOO?

      • P’jama Pahnts

        I’m starting to think so

    • therblig

      they really hate/fear muslims over there.

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    Fox seems to think that “abolitionists” had something to do with the modern Civil Rights movement

    To be fair, when you believe the Earth is only six thousand years old, your history gets compressed.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Didn’t Lincoln ride a dinosaur? I know, I know, only when he was fighting zombies, but still.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    The sign doesn’t work though because most deplorables either can’t, or won’t, read.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I predict that the deplorables will intentionally lose the ability to read out of pure spite.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I tell them liberals hate it when they hold their breath.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        “If I can’t read, that will really piss-off the libtards!”

        Seems legit.

  • TundraGrifter

    More Straw Men than a dinner theater production of “The Wizard of Oz.”

  • Edith Prickly

    SHUT UP, DUMB LADY.

  • BadKitty904
  • I’m just happy to see that Sally and Willy Nilly are back together again, if only in a sentence.

  • janecita

    A little off topic, I wonder if this dude’s name is Jesús? Check out his shirt. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f6e13f1d9fa0d75e36f144d415955b293328de9f5a5e58849943af6c0da8959.png

    • MynameisBlarney

      Good goawd.
      He has no fuckin’ idea does he?
      About any-fucking-thing.

      • janecita

        Can you say “frustrated virgin?”

        • More likely his mother schooled him. In all subjects.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I’ve been to Hellfire before. The drinks were a bit watery, but the DJ was amazing.

  • NastyBossetti

    How come people get all offended when I say, “ALL lives matter,” but it’s ok for this store to say, “ALL are welcome here?” Answer that, libtards!

  • TJ Barke

    Why do the people that love to whine the most about entitlement seem to be the most entitled?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s like landed nobility claiming they’re being oppressed by peasants.

      • TJ Barke

        Exactly what motivates all fascists.

      • proudgrampa

        “Help! I’m being oppressed!”

      • george lastrapes

        Grand Duchess Omarosa can tell you all about that.

    • bbayliss

      Entitlement.

    • shivaskeeper

      Why do you pretend to be depressed to get sympathy online?

      Could it be your ankle monitor us chafing?

    • george lastrapes

      They should emulate the Honorable Omarosa Manigault, and simply assume a title. (I heard she,s considering upping her game to Grand Duchess.)
      Or PeeResident Strumpet could sell titles. And of course those titles entitle one to an hereditary fiefdom, serfs, droit du seigneur, the whole feudal thing.

  • Me not sure

    I would swear the she and anybody else is covered by the phrase “All are welcome here.” I’ve been a member of that group my whole life.

  • georgiaburning

    “Or Christians Either”- I’m sure her definition of Christian is a bit exclusive

    • And has nothing to do with its namesake.

    • BadKitty904

      And inaccurate.

    • proudgrampa

      Christians wouldn’t recognize Christ if they tripped over his cross.

      • David Chaillou

        Please don’t generalise.

    • Jamoche

      They’re sure they’re the Real True Christians, the rest of us are faking.

    • Catstro

      The danged Baptist church up the street has a similar sign, and if she feels uncomfortable in a Baptist church, her definition of Christian is narrower than Hank Hill’s urethra.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • proudgrampa

      He was pretty damn smart…

      • Angela Ruzzo

        You can say that again. If only he were here now. Also Mark Twain, I’d love to hear his take on Trump and the GOP. It would be pithy. I don’t get to use that word very often, so I’ll use it again – Mark Twain was very pithy.

        • proudgrampa

          I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.
          – Autobiographical dictation, 12 September 1907. Published in Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 3 (University of California Press, 2015)

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Yeah, that’s a great one. But my favorite is still “It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

          • proudgrampa

            Pithy!

  • Bitter Scribe

    I think “tolerate my intolerance, or else you’re intolerant” is the one and only idea this woman has ever had in her life.

    • ariel_gee_398

      And they think it’s the ultimate gotcha: “If you love everyone so much, how can you hate bigots?”

    • therblig

      pretty sure “give birth to a whole bunch of little bigots” is rattling around inside that empty brain of hers as well

    • TJ Barke

      This is what passes for high intellectual thought for these people.

  • When I read that sign, I see the message, “Don’t be an asshole.”

    It’s more interesting to me and damning to her that she stands up and says in reply, “Stop oppressing Christians and Trump voters!”

  • BadKitty904
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Oh, ffs…just get those people some damn bootstraps already!

      • BadKitty904

        Why can’t they inherit millions from their slum-lord, war-profiteering father like everyone else?

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    STOP TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR CHROMOSOMES, LIBERALS!

    I stand with mutants.

  • proudgrampa

    This is just further evidence for the Dumbing of America.

    • ariel_gee_398

      That has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt. I hope they rest their case soon.

  • BadKitty904
    • proudgrampa

      ^^^this^^^

  • NastyBossetti

    Just post a sign that says “NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED — OR CHRISTIANS EITHER” so we will all know where we stand.

    I might remove the Christians part, just because I think this lady has a very different definition of what that means than I do, but other than that… ok!

  • Nockular cavity

    Wait, I thought fancy coffees were a mark of liberal ‘leetists.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      That just shows that you’re the real racist.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Do not judge people by the syrups in their lattes.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I have a dream. That one day, my children will be judged by the contents of their character, and not the contents of their Starbucks venti iced macchiatos with double whipped cream and seven pumps of vanilla.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Mine is that someday, Starbucks will be judged by the content of their cups.

          • Skeptical_thinker

            I will judge Starbucks as wretched (and extraordinarily expensive) coffee.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Oh, so now you have something against STRAW MEN, Dok? You are bigoted against highly flammable grass people!

  • OutOfOrbit

    Every time a Republican claims to be a Christian, shehe has taken the Lord’s name in vain. AND THAT IS IN THE FUCKING CHRISTIAN BIBLE

  • Thurman Munster IV

    QWERTY rights Now!

    • Jamoche

      DVORAK forever!

      • OutOfOrbit

        Jumpin G. Hossifats!

      • proudgrampa

        DYMO label wheel forever and always!

        • therblig

          Free the Etaoin Shrdlu!

          • eggs ackly-wright

            I got a yearnin’ for a kernin’.

          • proudgrampa

            Immanentize the eschaton!

      • Antonin Dvorak

        I approve this message.

  • BadKitty904
    • therblig

      My god, it might just as well say “We kill republican babies here!”

      • MynameisBlarney

        Also, too; “We burn xtians at the stake.”

        • WotsAllThisThen

          As a torch-carrying white man, I feel unwelcome.

        • Tsk. It adds to much to global warming, and the pollution controls got to be far too expensive. These days, we simply compost them.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Medium rare or well done?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Well done, with ketchup.

      • arensb

        I’ve heard of sex-selective abortion, but not party-selective.

    • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

      Monsters!

  • kareemachan

    Hey, I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t have ANY testicular fortitude.

    • David Chaillou

      You never play hardball?

  • jesterpunk
  • MynameisBlarney

    OT, but…

    Possible ongoiong roooshan psyops being deployed in America.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029605348

    • OutOfOrbit

      deploying the ongoing stuff is serious shit

      thanks, Irma

    • janecita

      The Democratic Underground scares me.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Really?
        Why?

        • janecita

          😜 crazy peeps.

      • MynameisBlarney
      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        I thought it was just me. They certainly are not all inclusive and skinner thinks he owns the Democratic party. If you disagree with them on anything, you’re not a true Democrat.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Ah, yes.
          There are some purity ponies there for sure.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            I don’t know why I wasted so many words. You nailed it in eight words not counting, “Ah, yes.”

          • OutOfOrbit

            and well-disguised trolls

          • MynameisBlarney

            Yup.

        • janecita

          The banned me back in the day, when they all wanted Obama to invade Syria. I happened to think that invading another country was a bad idea.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            They are still in a civil war over the 2016 primary. They just can’t seem to get over it.

          • MynameisBlarney

            The banned The Rude Pundit too.

        • One of the great logical fallacies is the “No True Scotsman” fallacy, also known as “shifting the goal posts.” You’ll never be as pure as they are, and no matter how pure you think you are, they’ll shift the goalposts to insure you aren’t.

          True story: A few years ago, I had a post on my blog which someone (without permission) copied there. Apparently it caused so much furor that the mods ended up locking the thread, and one idiot felt obligated to come to my blog and threaten me.

      • OutOfOrbit

        evil lurks among their commentors

        • OutOfOrbit

          i meant: “commontators”

          • eggs ackly-wright

            Common taters?

        • MynameisBlarney

          I knew something was odd when I ridiculed someone for posting an RT video and got admonished for it.
          When I said that it was pure Kremlin propaganda, they replied that US news outlets aren’t any better.

    • TJ Barke

      It’s the new low intensity warfare, and we’re losing.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I clicked on that link, it infected my browser with a redirect to https://redirect.viglink.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.com%2F623078%2Fwingnut-mom-has-been-to-the-mountaintop-it-is-a-very-stupid-mountaintop%23comment-3523380201&key=cfdfcf52dffd0a702a61bad27507376d (do not click on this link)
      and now whenever I try to reply to a Disqus comment, it redirects me there. I got a warning that the website is not secure and uses an invalid cerficate, and I did not access it or add an exception to it, but it is still redirecting my browser. I cleared my cache and history, and the redirect continued.

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        I just posted about this up-thread. Curiouser and curiouser.

        I clicked on advanced and it said the following:

        redirect.viglink.com uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate expired on Monday, September 18, 2017, 12:57 PM. The current time is Monday, September 18, 2017, 1:19 PM. Error code: SEC_ERROR_EXPIRED_CERTIFICATE

        • Angela Ruzzo

          I am running spyware and virus checks, but I might have to uninstall and reinstall Firefox.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            I just ran some scanners that detect malware and spyware. They’re programs I use to clean up computers. They all came up clean. I run them on a regular basis.

            I’m using chrome, but I have the same issue in firefox.

            It appears that the redirect site failed to update their security certificate.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            At my last job we used Cisco VoIP telephone software, and it ran on a Linux server, but the web interface had an out-of-date security certificate when it was installed. For three years I had to click on the certificate alert every single time I logged in to administer the server, which I did almost every day. I kept telling my boss “Can you please update the certificate?” But he couldn’t be bothered. I retired 3 years ago and I bet they never did update it.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Wolf Traitor signed up there too?

  • Nockular cavity

    Here’s somebody a little more blatant about banning the Christians (RIP H.D.S.):
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn5lEuiwtfQ

  • Duke

    It’s the pyramid of lies in action. Each level expands, stupidly, on the higher level lies and thus amplifies them to the next level down.

    • OutOfOrbit

      you tread perilously close to math with that, dook

  • NotALiar

    “They’re putting up signs in every cafe in the land to let us Deplorables know we can’t sit with them”
    God I love when deplorables accidentally admit that they actually are against everything on those signs. If you weren’t against those things those signs wouldn’t fucking offend you!

    • Viktor

      The “No Shoes, no shirt, no service” signs are a perfect example. How dare they discriminate against those who believe shoes and shirts restrict freedom.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Call me crazy, but I strongly suspect that Megan Fox’s latently-expressed desire for sharing a “hot steamy latte” is really at the psychosexual bottom of her screed.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Hehehehe….

      Bottom…

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Is Fox making a bunch of money off of being this stupid? I wish I could be a fucking asswit on the YouTubes and make a ton of money.

    • NastyBossetti

      You probably can, but at what cost?

    • Three Finger Salute

      You and me both. For some reason the liberal outlets are always begging for beer money, while the hatewing/rube media is rolling in dough. There’s no holy profit in being the Joel Osteen of secular humanism.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    OT, but has Stacey Dash gotten whiter since she went to work at fox noose?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a1fa81ad410d04ba3788ce19c348af3271007815ea23384637f351c9c2b6944.jpg

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’m sure they wrote the skin lightening treatments into the Fox employment contract.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Performance bonuses by shade, perhaps.

    • ariel_gee_398

      I think it’s the lighting. Fox didn’t want to startle their audience members.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Yikes, that’s…um, not a healthy look.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Oh, Ms. Fox. With the Dolt in the White House there is suddenly a brave new America of places you will feel right at home in. There is no need for you to fret over the one or two places that don’t appreciate your hatred. Of course, those places will still let you in and serve you whatever you would like because, you know, they’re not you.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    When you are triggered by a sign that welcomes everyone in a he community, you may well indeed be a snowflake. And certainly a bigot, also too.

    • cmd resistor

      Sort of reminds me of Allen West getting majorly offended by the co-exist bumper stickers.

  • OutOfOrbit

    sign over the tavern door: INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

  • Anna Rompage

    I’ve got this person’s “hot, steamy latte” right here….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpKwwsEMVjc

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      why lord? why?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Finally, the truth about where Starbucks comes from.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      I laughed very hard at this.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Am I the only person who blames Sir Mix-A-Lot for Kim Kardashian becoming famous?

      • Three Finger Salute

        Hadn’t thought of him initially. But I blame O.J. for his “Dream Team” having their undeserved 15 minutes.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I never thought I’d be able to give up coffee, but now…

  • bookish

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/war_stories/2017/09/trump_s_first_united_nations_appearance_was_a_clunker.html

    President Trump got off to an underwhelming start at the U.N. General Assembly on Monday morning. He sat on a panel flanked by various diplomats, including Ambassador Nikki Haley, who introduced him before he delivered some brief remarks, and it would be charitable to describe the welcoming applause as “light.”

    Then came the clunker. Haley had told the assembled that the new American president sees “tremendous potential” in the U.N.—a cold enough slap at an organization that’s been around for 72 years and, for all its flaws, has accomplished quite a bit. But Trump followed that dig with a face-splash of ice water, saying that the real “potential” he saw was “right across the street”—a reference to one of his East Side real-estate projects—and noted that the U.N.’s presence was what gave it such potential.

    It’s so typical of Trump to view the rest of the world, even the official assembly of the world’s leaders, as a footnote to the saga of his own wealth.

    • Bad Tom

      And that saga of his own wealth is largely a lie. Trump did not build, design, nor develop that East Side real-estate project across from the U.N.– He merely licensed his name to it.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Dear U.N.

      Please move your headquarters of the Federation of Planets to a civilized location.

      I hear Ottawa is very nice this current year.

      Signed,
      A Pessimistic American

  • Viktor

    Megan Fox’s tirade all started when she was kicked out of an establishment that had a sign on the door that said ” Fake Blonde Bad Dye Jobs Not Allowed”

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    working from class! (or non class, since we just turn in our timesheet and leave usually.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Working from home! and thinking about combining brief writing and leek & potato soup making.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        heh. When you get stuck you can just go to the kitchen and stir the soup for awhile till it comes to you.

        (I’m STILL working/thinking on my notice email).

      • therblig

        don’t leek in your briefs!

      • janecita

        Make enough for me!

    • Juan de Fuca

      Enjoying the day off because three day weekends! Support unions!

      *wonders if I should mow the lawn before Mrs. de Fuca gets home or just take a nap with her after she gets home because we’re close enough to old to have an excuse*

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      dammit i meant wonking – stupid autocorrect.

  • Juan de Fuca

    “They’re putting up signs in every cafe in the land to let us Deplorables know we can’t sit with them. They’re trying to be sneakier about it this time. The signs don’t say “TRUMP SUPPORTERS GO AROUND BACK” or “DEMOCRATS ONLY.” Oh no! That would be too obvious. Instead, they’re posting these:”

    All are WELCOME HERE.

    This microagression will not stand, man!

    • TJ Barke

      It boils down to assholes not being allowed. Know who objects to that? Assholes.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Asshole libelz…er…nvd.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    If the poor oppressed white majority folks were smart, they would just change all their ID to say they are Negro and then they could get all the free gubbermint shit they already get.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Good lord, I’m surprised we haven’t had a story of some idiot in blackface trying to get an Obamaphone and food stamps for crab legs.

      • clubseal

        Foodstamps for Crab Legs is my alt rock bluegrass band.

      • therblig

        sounds like a job for james o’keefe

        • clubseal

          So does cleaning a public shitter with a toothbrush.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        James O’Queef must be busy.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    There’s something funny about this. The funny thing is that if you read that sign, it basically says, between the lines, that bigots and religious fanatics and white supremacists might not be comfortable frequenting that establishment, so if Megan thinks the sign means she is not welcome, she is basically admitting that she is a bigot or a religious fanatic or a white supremacist, or AOT,K. If she goes on to state that the sign applies to Trump supporters, which she did, this is further public admission that Trump supporters are the same. She just shot herself in the foot.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      It is like wingnut Rorschach test.

    • C4TWOMAN

      It’s always a problem “reading between” lines–it can reveal you’re own biases, good or bad.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I think that’s the point of signs like this.

  • David Chaillou

    To quote the President of Switzerland, a good laugh a day keeps the doctor away, so many thanks to you Dok.
    https://youtu.be/Ve6RyRduDoc

  • P’jama Pahnts

    According to the very interesting comment section at PJM, this sign is anti-white and anti-christian. Oh, and we’re the real bigots. Because of a sign that literally welcomes everyone.

  • C4TWOMAN

    So Fox is saying the evil liburls are too passive aggressive to just print signs saying:

    NO : prochoice, gay blt friendly, pro immigrants

    NO: Service

    ?

    I mean if the only point was to make Republican prolifers unwelcome, why make a “coded” sign?

    • BadKitty904

      Honestly. “FUCK OFF, REPUBLICANS” would be much cheaper to print.

      • C4TWOMAN

        In black and white.

  • Anna Rompage

    INTOLERANCE OF OUR INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

    • OutOfOrbit

      I WILL [NOT!] TOLERATE YOUR TOLERANCE!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    And all she was trying to do in that cafe was exercise her jesus-given free speech rights to abuse the cashier for being a brown person.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      . . . but in a patriotic way, not a racist way.

    • Three Finger Salute

      “Holá, me llamo Jesús. ¿Entiendes que estabas buscando un carpintero?”

      “GET OUTTA HERE, YOU ILLEGAL!!!!! THIS IS GOD’S COUNTRY!!!!!”

      • Oblios_Cap

        Because, as we all know, Jesus wrote the Bible in English.
        Just like God told him to.

  • Jamoche
    • YoBunnyBunny

      I work at a grad school, and hoo-boy, all the East Asian and European students who fuck up and over-stay on their student visas! But obviously not Hispanish, so cool right?

      • Jamoche

        There’s a “college” near me that apparently exists only to let visa-seekers claim to be “students” – this news article is a year old but the place is still there and apparently open:

        http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/10/06/feds-revoke-student-visas-to-silicon-valleys-herguan-university/

        • YoBunnyBunny

          Ahhh, a “for-profit” school… why am I not surprised?

      • Three Finger Salute

        Depends on what kind of Asian. If anime cat girl who appeals to weebs, can stay. If Raj from Big Bang Theory, it’s “go back to Pajeetistan, you H1B street shitter.”

  • Shanzgood

    We DID judge you by the content of your character, you deplorable nitwit. And probably also by your gross frappuccino order.

    Seriously. You will get diabeetus.

    • OutOfOrbit

      now, calm down (plz?)

      • Shanzgood

        I AM FINE!!!

        • OutOfOrbit

          WELL ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!

    • Anna Rompage

      What, you don’t like a double caramel peppermint, raspberry mocha with extra whipped cream?

      • Pisto75666

        Non-fat plz.

        • Shanzgood

          With 15 pumps of syrup.

          • OutOfOrbit

            “15 pumps of syrup”

            ICWYDT

      • Shanzgood

        I get jittery just reading that!

      • OutOfOrbit

        do you mean “extra whooppee cream”?

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
      • Three Finger Salute

        OOH! ROCK ME DIABEETUS!

        ROCK ME DIABEETUS! ROCK-ROCK-ROCK ME DIABEETUS!

        • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

          Falco… Apparently still huge in Chile.

    • ryp

      “You will die of beeties” is my new favorite.

  • clubseal

    Aussie accent: What we’ve got here is an excellent specimen of a scary voter.

    • bbayliss

      Aussie accent: cunt

  • renegade500

    Wow, that was flat out painful. That many logical fallacies in so few words caused me actual physical pain, right between my eyeballs. This is why I drink. Reminds me, I need a drink.

    I drink to all of you who read this tripe so that we don’t have to!

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Meanwhile, this is happening:

    https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/09/11/us/ap-us-dairy-queen-sign-.html?mcubz=0

    Dairy Queen owner defends “politically incorrect” sign. The sign at the franchise in Kewaskum, Wisconsin, notifies patrons that staff may say “Merry Christmas,” ”Happy Easter” and “God Bless America” among other things.

    Hey Dumb Lady – Why don’t they just post a sign that says, “NO JEWISHES OR MUSLINS ALLOWED” – or is that “different for reasons?”

    • jesterpunk

      When I worked in retail I always said Happy Holidays because there where so many religious groups around and its easier to say Happy Holidays and that covers everyone.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I just tell everyone Bah! Humbug!.

        • jesterpunk

          I really wanted to, people are assholes around the holidays and complain when you run out of things.

          • Shanzgood

            Well, the holidays happen so close together and so unexpectedly every year.

          • Oblios_Cap

            It seems like we just got finished with the Memorial Day white sales last week!

          • cmd resistor

            Oh, I forgot all about white sales.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            I went into a store just before Memorial Day to buy a white person. Some sales guy looked at me really funny. I left without buying.

          • cmd resistor

            I remember when it got all confusing when they started making colored sheets.

          • jesterpunk

            The boxes also dont say the toys need batteries either, you have no way of knowing that until the kids open them on christmas too. /s

      • It also covers Christmas, New Years Day, and the Feast of the Epiphany for the Christians.

        • Jamoche

          Advent. First line of defense against the encroachment of Christmas.

          • cmd resistor

            I saw a bunch of Christmas/Holiday/Whatever decorations in Sam’s at lunch today and I was offended. Because it is fucking SEPTEMBER.

          • Jamoche

            I will walk out of any store playing Christmas music and not come back until January. I have an excellent memory for music – great for choir, not so great for avoiding earworms, and Christmas music is especially earwormy.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            Just got back from my local Sam’s. Rows and rows of lighted Christmas trees. And pallets of fucking Christmas cookies! Do those things improve with age? Or is the mold part of Trumpcare penicillin dispensing?

          • cmd resistor

            Yeah, mine had rows and rows of trees and cookies, too. At this point I don’t even know if Halloween candy should last till 10/31. Yeah, let’s put out some lawn decorations and let the next hurricane blow them to oblivion.

        • Bad Tom

          Even Festivus.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I say Happy Holidays because I grew up with enough cantankerous old black men and a few Jehovah’s Witnesses to have been on the business end of the occasional stink eye or very righteous and shouty sermon about celebrating Christmas.

        Also too, even though I put up Christmas decorations and such, I’m really just enjoying paid holiday leave. I also know a lot of non-Christian folks who really just enjoy the vacation/holiday time and I want them to enjoy that time just as much as Christians.

      • Andy_Kreiss

        Plus, also, it triggers ChristoFascists.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Might want to check that link.
      It gave me a “site not secure” message when I clicked on it.

      • OutOfOrbit

        but that’s where all the best … you-know

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        NY Times not secure? That’s weird.

        • MynameisBlarney

          I think it’s a disqus hiccup actually.

    • Shanzgood

      As if any of us non-Christians care after all these years of hearing it all the time.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Some of these idiots still think Christmas is some sort of religious holiday.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Me being me…

      “Merry FUCKING Christmas! Happy FUCKING Easter! God Bless GODDDAMN America!”

    • Jamoche

      “May” or “must”? The average sales clerk doesn’t care how merry my Christmas is, any more than they care how nice my day is. You want a sincere Merry Christmas? Do something church-related on Christmas day itself.

  • HorseChestnut

    It’s not discrimination against Straw People, though. It’s just practicality, they’re a fucking fire hazard. Liability.

    • Crystalclear12

      And the whole hay fever issue.

  • DainBramage

    Well Megan, you’re right about one thing. You force-birthers do not stand with women.

  • Finnibar87

    News flash, right wingers:

    There has never been anything whatosever liberal about the Klan and other hate groups.

    All are conservative movements, wishing for a past that never existed.

    • They love conflating liberals with Dixiecrats.

      • Andy_Kreiss

        It was hard to believe that Goldberg hack actually got his “Liberal Fascism” book published, now I’m hearing promos on wingnut radio for a new book about Democrats Nazi roots.

        They can tell their sheep anything.

  • cafiene

    Half the abortions are girls.. yay equality? It used to be more girls were aborted, when a baby was wanted, just not that kind. Fetal steps…

  • ryp

    First they came for the Haters, and I said nothing.

    Because frankly they’re stubborn stupidity was getting annoying.

    • FeloniousMonk

      “First they came for the Haters, and I said nothing.”

      Oh man, killing me!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Firth they came for the Haters, and I said…

      “Thank GAWD!!!! Like, OMG, they were sooooo obnoxious!!!!”

  • Pisto75666

    “They’re putting up signs in every cafe in the land to let us Deplorables know we can’t sit with them.”

    I don’t blame them. I try to avoid stupid people too, if I can help it.

  • Jgb979

    I’m pretty sure SHE doesn’t understand what the word “all” means.

    WHY WONT YOU RESPECT MY RIGHT TO DENY YOU YOURS

  • therblig

    The Handwringer’s Tale, by Megan Fox

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Spit-take on my wine. That’s alcohol abuse, friend!

  • BMW
    • jesterpunk

      I went to that website and one comment over there gets me bingo on 3 different cards. What do I win?

    • Three Finger Salute

      Needs a free space in the middle that just says “Jews.”

      • I believe the term of choice is “Globalists”.

        • Bad Tom

          Wait.
          Those are different things?
          /s

          • Three Finger Salute

            “Cosmopolitans”

          • arensb

            SoCo and Coke for me, please.

  • HorseChestnut

    It really bugs me that she capitalized “deplorables” but not “Black.” Par for the course, but still.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    From the comments on that article:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0415c244276931cc024b6fdbd88177670243f6322070a7e303a551a72526f91e.jpg

    Thank you, Megan. Shortly after the election, this sign (and a few others) started infesting yards all over our central Ohio neighborhood. Makes my blood boil every time I see them. It’s a generally friendly neighborhood that has taken a sharp left turn since we moved in 25 years ago. Get over it, people.

    • Finnibar87

      Wow.

      Welcoming others and indicating one doesn’t discriminate is now somehow “leftist”.

      • Crystalclear12

        Makes you proud to be a lefty!

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Hmmm… I’m sure that Jesus fella would be surprised to hear about this.

        • arensb

          There’s a guy who knew how to stay away from lepers and prostitutes and other undesirables.

      • Red Bird

        Also makes her angry.

    • Daniel

      A generally friendly neighbourhood, and I hate it when we let outsiders know this.

    • DainBramage

      There are a few of those signs in yards near my place. Nice.

    • Shibusa

      Pretty sure the actual problem is that that commenter took a sharp turn right over the past 25 years.

      • Daniel

        So she accidentally ended up in a neighbourhood not her own. Fifties suburban planning and their samey designs will get you like that.

        I hope she realises that’s not her beautiful house.

        • Juan de Fuca

          And she may ask herself “How did I get here?”

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Dementia is a sad thing.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Into the blue again after the money’s gone

          • Bad Tom

            Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

          • Swampgas_Man

            My GAWD, what has she done?

        • Bad Tom

          If this is not her beautiful car
          Did she steal it?

      • Wookie Monster

        More like a U-turn back to the fifties.

    • jesterpunk

      So much stupid in so few comments over there.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Kay now I have to go peek.

        • Pisto75666

          I couldn’t resist either. TBH, nothing special or original there. I was kinda bored.

      • P’jama Pahnts

        It is freakin’ amazing. It must be terrifying in their heads.

    • janecita

      😂 They really are fucking Morans!

    • NastyBossetti

      This one HAS to be a joke.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Whatever you do, don’t go there.

      • Catstro

        I wish. It could be a Poe, but I’m giving it a better than 50% chance that it’s real. I could see my sister writing this, or my friend’s mom (who lives in central Ohio fwiw). Heck, my libtarded neighborhood in my libtarded city lost some of these signs to arson.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Sadly no.

    • C4TWOMAN

      It doesn’t even make sense(for more see my comment in their thread).
      If most people are friendly and most people are leftists, what’s the problem?
      And if a sign like this “makes your blood boil” you need to take a Valium….

    • Wookie Monster

      “Friendly” must be another one of those words that has a different definition in Trumpworld.

      • grindstone

        They’re perfectly friendly, as long as you’re white Christians like them. What church do you go to? Oh ThAT one? Sorry, no.

        • arensb

          My parents liked to tell the story of Russian Robinson Crusoe:
          The crew of an ocean liner spots a column of smoke coming from a supposedly deserted island. When they go to investigate, they find a Russian man who was shipwrecked there 20 years ago.
          He shows them around: “This is my farm, where I plant wheat and potatoes… This is my coop, where I raise chickens for eggs and meat… And here in this forest clearing are my two churches.”
          “If you’re alone on the island, why do you need two churches?”
          “This one I pray in, and that one I refuse to step foot in!”

          • grindstone

            Same joke! Southern guy gets shipwrecked and several years later a ship finds him. There are three beautifully built buildings, and they ask the man about them. Oh, this is my house, where I live. This is where I go to church.
            “What about the third building?”
            Oh, that’s where I used to go to church.

          • arensb

            Come, let us share a bourbon and vodka to celebrate our common humanity and our awful taste in booze!

          • grindstone

            I’ll share anything I have, friend. Right now it’s a glass of sauvignon blanc and some really shitty attitude.

          • arensb

            I’ll join you. Waiter, two wine & whines, please!

    • I put up this sign in my yard one afternoon last Spring and it was gone by the next morning.

      I blame Megan’s Minions..

      • Catstro

        Ours (and the other ones on our street) have lasted since we put them up in early February. Our neighbors did have a BLM sign go missing, and some of these were set on fire in the neighborhood next to ours, but so far ours are still standing. Our neighborhood is so godless and libtarded that even the JWs gave up on trying to convert us, but we still have a smattering of cranky old racists that would probably write this.

        • The vast majority of my neighbors are employees at samaritans purse. christian folk you know.

        • Eileen Besse

          If I didn’t live here, I’d be interested in living in your neighborhood.

    • Swampgas_Man

      These signs have been springing up all over my city too. One woman complained to the local fishwrap that English “wasn’t the top language.”

      • C4TWOMAN

        Horrors!

      • Dudleydidwrong

        If it’s not on top she doesn’t recognize it, I guess.

    • Damian Hammontree

      “We’ve always been a friendly neighborhood. But it makes my blood boil when people say so.”

      Um, WTF?

    • Andy_Kreiss

      ” I HATE when people try to tell me toSTOP HATIN’!!! It’s NOT FRIENDLY!!!”

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        THIS.

  • Panika MCD

    I’ve watched The Princess Bride dozens of times and read the book a couple times for good measure and yet I’m still not a Republican. something must be wrong with my chromosomes–which I can’t change!–if I’ve watched such a “traditional Republican” flick and even read the book it’s based on without being converted!

    • Vincent Ricola

      In·con·ceiv·a·ble!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Why is that a conservative movie though? Because Ted Cruz likes it? I heard somewhere that he’s one of the R.O.U.S.’es. Republicans of Unusual Sleaziness. I didn’t think they exist…

      • Wookie Monster

        I always thought Forest Gump was the quintessential republican movie.

        • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

          Without a doubt. The moral of Jenny’s story is basically, “Liberalism will ruin your life.”

          • Vincent Ricola

            And then you will die from AIDS and have to leave your child in the custody of a developmentally disabled man that you once pity fucked. The End. *wipes tear*

          • Shanzgood

            Funny, I thought it was “Child abuse can ruin your life.” But then what do I know? I’m just a stupid libtart.

          • Wookie Monster

            Also:

            College is for football and you don’t need to be an expert to succeed in business, just go to church.

    • TJ Barke

      They must not pay attention as it warns to not get into land wars in Asia…

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      You must be wearing lead lined panties or something. That’s where the waves go in to alter your chromosomes.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
    • Juan de Fuca

      “My name is Indigo Montoya and I am looking for the person who broke my father.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f28389e3322cea94f66090ea33044cb767a95975546a9c9b44a9cb3cedf7204a.jpg

      • cmd resistor

        Did you hear about the big controversy over the name of the new blue Crayola crayon? I’m not sure how it breaks down on political lines but people are upset.

    • Andy_Kreiss

      Righties see their imaginary selves in fiction, not the real them.

      I laugh when they try to quote Orwell.

      • Panika MCD

        everyone relates to fictional characters. if people didn’t relate to fictional characters, fiction would not exist and people wouldn’t have lost their damn minds when Go Set A Watchman came out.

        • Andy_Kreiss

          Sure, we all do, and to different degrees, we see an ideal or aggrandized version of ourselves in protagonists. But wingnuts seem to see themselves as characters who are the opposite of them in every way.

        • Eileen Besse

          Loved it. Will read it again. And again. And again.

      • Eileen Besse

        SUCH an OMG–I’m with you.

  • Empress of the Iguana People

    She would -hate- my liberal as heck church with our openly gay pastor and our socialist-ish values. I could easily see this sign on our bulletin board.

    • David Chaillou

      She’d probably think gay is better than black, because it can be cured.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      I’m sure she’s had her fair share of gay pastors… just not the “openly” gay sort.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    O/T

    Is anyone else getting this when clicking on a “Reply to” link in their email?

    I got it in both Firefox and Chrome

    Your connection is not private

    Attackers might be trying to steal your information from redirect.viglink.com (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn more
    NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID

    It just started because I’ve been using the “Reply to” up til now. I get this is on RS as well.

    • jesterpunk

      The redirect site doesnt do https well.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Happened to me several times. It seemed to be related to a conflict in my anti-virus arsenal. And it was always on the https sites. Did you just update an AV software program? Some of these programs just don’t play nice with the other kids in the sandbox.

  • I sincerely hope her children grow up to be Juggalos.

    • clubseal

      That’s the best avoidance of breaking the rules for radicals I have ever seen.

    • arensb

      I was at both the pro-Trump Mother of All Rallies and the Juggalo get-together in DC this past weekend, and the Juggalo one was more rational and welcoming. Also, far better attended.

  • BadKitty904
    • Finnibar87

      Add to it America overall doesn’t value education; they value their feelings way more.

      • proudgrampa

        And just how do you feel about that?

        • Finnibar87

          I’ll have to climb into my intellect/emotion interface machine and get back to you.

        • OutOfOrbit

          i donut understand the question

      • Swampgas_Man

        Wait– isn’t that what they accuse Lieberals of?

        • Andy_Kreiss

          Projection is the right’s most important product. Talk radio and their websites are half full of caricatures of liberals as emotional and victims ( usually backed up by a story about some teenager in college somewhere), and the rest is them whining about being victims.

          Dennis Prager, maybe the whiniest and most emotional of them, is making a film called “No Safe Spaces”, yet he’s constantly offended and outraged at the modern world confronting him.

          Lately he’s been talking about the Marranos, Jews who had to hide their faith during the Spanish Inquisition, and comparing them to conservatives in America, who apparently are very quiet and prohibited from being conservative.

          Of course, he added a disclaimer, that there haven’t been any burnings at the stake, but other than that, they’re exactly the same.

      • BadKitty904

        Like entirely.

      • Red Bird

        It’s an act. They need an excuse to justify their crimes.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Actually, that’s not a false notion at all, in terms of how votes are counted.

      In fact, when you factor in the electoral college and gerrymandering…

    • Freedom isn’t free, but in America it sure as hell is Dumb!

    • Eileen Besse

      ALWAYS adored this man. LOVE this. THANK YOU.

    • Ill-Advised

      I’ve worked in places that held that to be self-evident. “Doctor” meant you were popular. “Doing lots of things” meant you’d been passed from department to department in lateral transfers until you make a friend who’ll promote you. Organizational development meant you planned holiday parties.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    OK, but I might steal LGBTQWTF.

    • MynameisBlarney

      LGBTQWTFBBQ?

      • rosenbomb

        LGBTQWTFBBQLOL??

      • Daniel

        LGBTQWTFBBBQ*

        *The extra B is for BYOB.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          Acronymception

      • Andy_Kreiss

        Is that an invitation?

        • MynameisBlarney

          I bet that would be one hell of a shindig.

  • Kooolest G

    the thing is, most of the things on that list are things you can outwardly see. there’s no way you could tell by looking at ms fox that she’s not a soros loving vegan, so the only way she could get banned from a restaurant is by harassing other customers. If she can just keep her mouth shut, she can enjoy her steamy latte all she wants. so really the sign is saying “please don’t be an asshole here”

    • Ricky Gay

      THIS! She wants to freely hate in public, but with no personal consequences.

      • Wookie Monster

        That’s the life goal of every Trump voter.

        • jesterpunk

          But her frozen peaches.

        • Ricky Gay

          Yup

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      That’s EXACTLY what she’s saying–she, an asshole, is being DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!

    • arensb

      What is this country coming to, when you can’t even tell people where to go back to without there being consequences?!

    • Andy_Kreiss

      But to conservatives, that’s trampling their most cherished right.

  • TimResistit

    NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED — OR CHRISTIANS EITHER

    Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Oh. I already do. Nevermind.

    • Notreelyhelping

      As read in the late, great Harry Dean Stanton’s voice.

  • Wookie Monster

    To be fair, how can Megs feel welcome in a place that gathers together all the people she hates?

    • Daniel

      It’s not inconsistent for Trump supporters. All of those people would be in prison if she had her way, and I’m sure she’d welcome the chance to administer discipline to them.

      • Beowoof14

        A repressed Dominatrix if you will. Her poor dog isn’t a slave, he’s a victim.

      • Three Finger Salute

        In prison or dead.

  • ryp

    “which means allowing anyone including ISIS to just sally over the border willy-nilly as they please.”

    Then they will go galumphing all higgledy-piggledy into our towns and cities, causing quite a rumpus.

    • Pisto75666

      Next thing you know, everything with go caddywhampus and then OH NOES!!!

    • Jamoche

      Everybody to get from street!

    • altleftjohn

      Sent a-reeling widdershins.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      And also causing a foofahrah, et cetera and so on.

    • Bitter Scribe

      And then they’ll go home again, home again, jiggelty-jig.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      The level of her hatred and lies–equating hard-working human beings who contribute endlessly to our country in myriad ways to “ISIS” is filthy and disgusting.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Or people who support those hardworking human beings. Did you know Hillary Clinton invented ISIS, Barack Obama is ISIS’ grand caliph, and Justin Trudeau raised a minaret over Parliament in the name of ISIS? It’s ISISCeption all the way down!!!111!

    • grindstone

      No more of this jiggery-pokery!

  • CATMAN

    One has to wonder how so much stupid can be put in one package like Fox

    • Pisto75666

      The package seems bottomless.

      • Bitter Scribe

        There’s only one Megan Fox whose bottomless package I would like to see, and she’s not it.

  • OrG

    Oh, when will the oppression of stupid people end?
    WHEN??

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’m pretty sure they thought it was going to end when they elected their leader into the office of the presidency.

      • Andy_Kreiss

        One of the weirdest dynamics I saw from trumpanzees right after the election ( besides their Grinch-like sadness and disappointment that all of the liberals weren’t suicidal like they’d been told) was their idea that they were somehow going to be respected for “winning”. Some seemed really confused that we were still laughing at them.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    Have the idiots, Nazis and various twatwaffles gotten tired of WINNING yet?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      “They need to ask their idol, Adolf H. After he was victorious in WW II he became the president of the European Union and then the United Nations. And then, after a long pause, he ran for president of the United States.”

      “What happened then, grandpa?”

      “We don’t know, Charlie. It’s early in his rule.”

  • Beowoof14

    She is right about one thing with me. I don’t want to sit down with Trump supporters. I don’t like being around people who are that hateful. The leave me feeling uncomfortable, and even more importantly they leave me sad that they are so wrapped in their own intolerance of people different from themselves.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Can people get hooked on outrage? Cause some of them seem like they’re going out of their way to get their little anger fix. Remember, kids: the first furious is always free.

    • Jamoche
    • MasRioBravoHombre

      It’s actually “poutrage”.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Ragegasm!

        • Three Finger Salute

          Wargasm

    • David Chaillou

      Sure. Classical variant of the adrenaline addiction. Being angry gives you a temporary high.

      • Notreelyhelping

        I have this image of lab rats wearing little MAGA hats, and just running the fuck out of a wheel.

        • David Chaillou

          Just so long as you blame the scientists more than the rats…

        • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

          Running? They’d be chugging the fuck out of a Fizzy Diabeetus Juice dispenser.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    “And I’ve seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. I may be busy yelling at a waitress who looks gay, or telling a woman wearing a headscarf to go back where she came from . . .”

    • doktorzoom

      Nice.

  • Bitter Scribe

    People like Megan Fox who like the coffee at a place that has one of those signs have two options:

    1) Go in there, buy and drink your coffee, and refrain from standing up and screaming “I HATE NIGGERS, FAGS, LESBOS, SPICS AND RAGHEADS!!!” or wearing clothing or carrying signs to that effect.

    2) Find another coffeehouse.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • mancityRed6

    I would wager good money that she only drinks coffee from those little pod things. No fucking way she would sit down with all the libs at a coffee shop.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Pods! That coffee is too liberal and communist! She mixes instant coffee from one of those Nestle flavored powders.

      • mancityRed6

        I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Fuck no. Pods are the most wasteful, ecologically damaging and stupid* way to drink coffee, so naturally that would be her choice.

        *To anyone reading this who uses pods: I don’t mean to insult you, but do the math. On a per-ounce basis, you’re paying roughly three times what you would pay for even the finest, most gourmet single-source Arabica in regular ground form. All for the convenience of not having to use a scoop.

        • Andy_Kreiss

          I don’t have enough time to make coffee every time I want a cup of coffee.

          • Regret

            Please do an experiment to measure the time it costs, a basic drip coffee maker costs about 10 bucks so money shouldn’t be a limiting factor if you can afford the pods.
            I’m pretty sure making coffee always takes the same time.

          • Andy_Kreiss

            I was attempting a joke,apparently I wasn’t very successful. I only meant that if I want three cups of coffee, I only have to make coffee once.

            Money had nothing to do with it.

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Close: It’s Sanka. She bought a bunch of 55-gallon drums from Costco about 25 years ago, and is still going through them.

        • Invisible Bunyip

          No wonder she’s full of hatred. I would be too after 25 years of Sanka.

  • Swampgas_Man

    I assume just writing in “Even Trump Voters!” wouldn’t satisfy her bloodlust?

    • David Chaillou

      “Especially Trump voters”?

  • Daniel

    You know when she introduces herself she sighs smugly and says “yes, I’m the Megan Fox.”

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Maybe she’s confusing oppression with opossum? Cause those little nocturnal fuckers are scary when you’re alone in the dark and they start rattling the trash cans.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    This lady’s video going through the natural science museum is hilarious and maddening at the same time. This recent post isn’t even all that fun to mock.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I liked the bit with the dragons. But then again, I say that about every TV show.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        Dragons improve everything, even religious wingnuts

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    When will Drumpf address the problem of white, impoverished imbeciles? Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, North and South Carolina…each of these southern bastions of the Confederacy is filled to the brim with a huge community of poor white trash. Generation after generation, they breed, squander their welfare on dope and liquor, while producing countless kids with one parent, if that. These white losers listen to “Bro Country”, a form of music which encourages drug abuse, alcoholism and sloth. Gangs, crime, murder and rape abound in white trash zones; some cops have declared their odious neighborhoods “no-go zones.” Why do Drumpf and the GOP ignore the very real consequences that arise from the huge numbers of white trash in our midst?

    • YoBunnyBunny

      When will the White Community’s leaders disavow this behavior??!!?!

      • MasRioBravoHombre

        This is how they keep the whites on the plantation…with welfare, dope and cool trailer parks in flood zones.

  • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

    I did enjoy your casual throwaway reference to Ann Elk, Miss Elk, A. Elk

  • therealpuredog

    “Megan “not the actress” Fox.”
    I find this confusingly ambiguous.

  • Iam Reading

    Her very existence make me long for societal decay and anarchy.

  • Kooolest G

    hey megan and d’nesh, you know which party gave us the income tax? it was the republicans. so if your a racist who wants lower taxes, vote for the democrats

    • MasRioBravoHombre

      I find it perfectly ADORABLE that Dinesh thinks he’s WHITE.

    • Three Finger Salute

      It’s actually spelled D’ouche D’earshitferbrains.

  • Xraygrrl

    Gee, wonder why this sign made her so defensive?
    Hmmmmmm

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Way too many variations of… fonts?

    • Andy_Kreiss

      Righties aren’t known for their self awareness.

      I always like when I make a comment, say, about bigots, and one of them barges in to tell me to stop generalizing about conservatives.

      It doesn’t seem to occur to them that the reason they’re triggered is because it’s about them.

  • TootsStansbury

    Wait till this twit sees one of these types of signs at a church. Her poor, strawfilled head will asplode.

    • TakingAmes

      The head pastor at my church has been PISSED about the Nashville “Statement,” and he helped organize a demonstration last week outside the Moody Bible Institute here in Chicago. One of our other pastors (who happens to be gay) attended, and his sign read, “Jesus loves me, this homo, for the Bible tells me so.” They were approached on the sidewalk by a man who had graduated from Moody and came out at his graduation party. Good times, good times.

  • Three Finger Salute

    I have a dream that someday people will be judged by the content of their character and not by the content of their bank accounts.

    Arrest me, I must be a filthy commie.

    • Andy_Kreiss

      I guess she was trying to compare a MAGA hat to skin color.

      That cap is a choice, and one that screams “I’m Stoopid!”, actually very much connected to content of character.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    Funny. The Bible, and Jesus’ words, are the basis for the signs this assplug is so upset about.

    • All of them Katie

      That was my first thought too.

    • Tokays_don’t_blink

      Original Jesus is not to conservatives’ liking. That’s why they trotted out New ‘n Improved Republican Jesus, who says the things they wanted to hear the first time.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Seriously, I wonder how the hell these people can summon the energy to be outraged at over shit that I generally don’t even notice. On the rare occasions, I’m in a coffee shop I’m too busy trying to figure which fancy over-priced doo-hickey I should order rather than checking for who’s gay or Muslim or a dumbfuck Trump supporter. But that’s just me, I suppose.

  • Juan de Fuca

    I had a neighbor in Australia who used to just sally over my fence willy-nilly as he pleased on his way to the pub but I always figured it was better than driving.

    • All of them Katie

      And then the murders began.

    • Andy_Kreiss

      That was a highlight for me, the image of terrorists sallying willy nilly.

  • C4TWOMAN

    Hmmm…the non commenters at pajama media don’t seem too interested in engaging in conversation….

    Interesting. At Infolulz they leap in feet first to defend their woo.

  • Daniel Hooper

    Dang; this woman loves straw men and restaurants so much, I thought she was Kram.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=my+girlfriend+is+a+trex+kram&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjUsL2Nsq_WAhUn34MKHTWYBOAQ_AUIESgB&biw=414&bih=628#imgrc=om77o-1n3StogM:

    …no, YOU’RE weird if your mind didn’t immediately go to the manga My Girlfriend Is A T-Rex as soon as you read this story.

    • redarmyzombie

      Yup. There’s a manga for everything.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Just had a quick look at her visit to the science museum. Oh lord…

  • MynameisBlarney

    One thing I think we can all agree on here, is that all those goddamned chickenshit nazees are too fucking stupid to comprehend how the 1st Amendment actually works.

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-18-at-12.27.16-PM.png

  • ziggywiggy

    “so you do not “stand with the LGBTQWTF” crowd, even if you have no ill will toward them […] ” So Megan you have no ill will against someone you describe as What The Fuck? Fuck you, you sanctimonious twat.

    • Andy_Kreiss

      I like the way she up all of her hate as love.

      “Why do you want to deny a child a mother and a father?”

  • MynameisBlarney

    So…according to some xtian numerology weirdo, the Rapture starts Saturday.
    Planet “Nibiru”. Again.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/the-rapture-starts-on-saturday-as-planet-nibiru-collides-with-earth-according-to-christian-numerologist/?comments=disqus

    • redarmyzombie

      Aw jeez, not this again…Hasn’t the world been destroyed, like, 5 times already this decade?

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        I lost count.

    • I wish…

      Can you imagine how smooth everything would run without those assholes hanging about?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Cool! I can stop stressing about trying to finish my projects this year…

    • Canis Greyhame

      Again with the insane theories?

      Oh, suddenly it all makes sense. This isn’t Christianity, it’s Old Testament fan-fiction! I mean, these people never seem to be paying any attention to the shit Jesus “The Christ” Josephson was actually talking about (allegedly).

      Instead it’s always blah blah Leviticus gay sex, blah blah blah Noah’s ark, blah blah Adam’s rib bone. Eesh.

    • handyhippie65

      we can only hope.

    • Serai 1

      Oh, right. I heard about that. Have they got a time?

  • janecita

    The saddest part about this story? Megan Fox homeschools her children.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Of course she does.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    I had no idea Pajamas Media was still going. It’s been a long fall for them since they made Joe the Plumber their correspondent in Israel.

  • So no more ‘hot steamy latte’ for me just in case.

  • Alternative Dog

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
    Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

  • doktorzoom

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    • This appears to have been fixed on their end.

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  • Th’ottest curry in th’ouse

    I saw this sign in quite a lot of shop windows on a recent visit to Gonzales, TX. Quite good, I thought.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0b0b210706ca45e147a28ccdccedf596941bc39d45ce81d88114165fe9ddd9c7.jpg

  • She should go to the coffee shop I go to, called Blue State Coffee. Her head would explode just reading the name. Actually, it serves everyone in the Ivory Tower, including the folks from the Law School, many of whom are very conservative.

    • starfanglednut

      Are you in Boston? We have a coffee shop by that name here. The blueberry rooibos tea is yummy.

      • No, I go to the one on York Street in New Haven. Awesome place, and they stock my favorite tea there just for me! Love me some Blue State!

        • starfanglednut

          Huh. I took it for a local shop, not a chain.

          • A small chain. They’re in Boston, Providence, New Haven, and Hartford. LOVE THEM!!!

  • arensb

    Every time I think I will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, the Internet keeps proving me wrong.

  • arensb

    I have to point out this comment which, if I understood correctly, says that it’s no longer legal to bar people from your establishment, so leftists are forced to put up signs that merely say “we don’t like your kind here”. And because of that, we should go back to a time when it was legal to bar people from your establishment.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Well, you just can’t argue with logic like that!

      • arensb

        Well, you can, but I’ve found that it makes my head hurt, and in the long run isn’t worth it.

    • javadavis

      Posting this reply to that comment, for calling publicly traded company shareholders the “soul proprietor”. You know, so that the share-holders can vote on who they allow in their establishments because why shouldn’t public companies be allowed to discriminate, too? But still – soul proprietor.

      http://disq.us/p/1m8xody

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    How’bout dis, stupid dumb wingnut bigly-thinkers?

    If you interpret some business saying very clearly how they “include everyone” to mean that you don’t feel welcome there, well, too fucking bad. The problem is you.

    If you can only visit businesses that adhere exactly to your moral strictures? If you find “inclusion” burns your skin like holy water burns vampires? Well, carry on by continuing to Get The Fuck Out.

    I am glad you and your wingnut fellow turd-snackers are apparently “self-deporting” from those shops. This is how society’s basic principal of shunning abhorrent shitheels works. And it sure looks like it is working just fine.

    This is how the world works, and IDGAF if you can’t find a way to coexist in it.

    • dshwa

      (Applause)

    • Sakonyachen

      I’m starting to think that a colony for these people is in order, on an asteroid preferably.

  • Spurning Beer

    I don’t think she meant “mountaintop.” I think she meant “muffintop.”

    • handyhippie65

      not even blueberries could make that muffin palatable.

  • bbayliss

    Intolerance/tolerance… fine people on both sides

  • bubbuhh
  • bbayliss
  • C4TWOMAN

    Now the comments at PJ media have melted down in to OMG THE JEWISH WORLD BANK NWO CONSPIRACY WHITE GENOCIDE NO U LIBURLAS ARE THE REAL HATER TROLLS.

    Except without caps. Yet…

  • JustDon’tSayDignity
  • Lyly Sirivong

    That’s a hell of a drug she’s on.

  • Uh,she does know what “WTF” means and that good Christians don’t fucking talk like that, right?

    • She is not a christian. Despite her claims to the contrary. So really it is ok

    • amindofitsown

      This is one of those cases where it’s A-OK, because she’s defending America from the transhomosekshul ISIS

  • The Flaming Carrot
    • Christopher Story

      Love it, want it!

  • C4TWOMAN

    Oh noes ! Trouble in non comment Pajama paradise:

    bluetexan
    Your rights end where the rights of others begin.
    ….
    steves_59 bluetexan • a day ago

    You don’t even realize what you just said, do you.
    …..
    Gray Panther steves_59 • a day ago

    What he said is a pretty libertarian concept. Tell the forum how & why this concept is wrong.
    ….
    Lanceman Gray Panther • 20 hours ago

    Because rights are absolute, you moron. They don’t depend on some arbitrary
    starting point where others’ come into play. That’s why they’re called
    ‘rights’. Jesus Christ, you ret ards are bad at plain logic.
    …..
    Gray Panther Lanceman • 19 hours ago

    Jeez, another one who doesn’t know me from Adam. Get off my back; you couldn’t be more wrong.
    ……

    Lanceman Gray Panther • 19 hours ago

    Yeah. I couldn’t be more wrong. Jee zus Christ.
    ….
    Rad4Cap Gray Panther • a day ago

    “What he said is a pretty libertarian concept.”

    GP – stop engaging in the fallacy of Dropped Context. What BT has been spewing here is NOT even close to libertarian.
    ….
    Gray Panther Rad4Cap • a day ago
    It’s true that your rights stop at the end of my nose. NO ONE has the right to infringe upon the naturally-endowed rights of others. It’s really too bad that so many people cannot wrap their minds around this simple concept. No wonder we are in so much trouble. SMH.

    From there it degenerates into them trying to get their libertarian friend back on message by screaming about CONTEXT(knew caps would be a thing). Because apparently “Gray Panther” doesn’t understand ABSOLUTE RIGHTS only apply to White People.

  • So weird a follower of christ would have such issues with a sign that posts the guys’ s words

    • Serai 1

      Oh, the one thing they hate the most is having Jesus’s words quoted back at them.

      • Invisible Bunyip

        I keep a Bible on the bookcase near the front door, with paper slips on all the most ghastly passages, the God-encouraged genocide and sex slave (politely referred to as ‘concubines’) ones. They leave really fast when you ask if they still strangle pigeons.

        • Serai 1

          I’m not interested in cherry-picking, thanks, no matter which side does it.

          • Sakonyachen

            That makes you a better person than me. I use the positive parts to chart my course in life, and the negative parts to keep people who want to change my course out of the navigation room.

          • Invisible Bunyip

            Fair.

        • Rickyphoo

          I am going to try your idea. I usually tell them I am a Reformed Druid. I worship bushes.

          • Invisible Bunyip

            Wouldn’t being a “Reformed” Druid mean you used to worship bushes, but now you don’t?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      No, no, that’s a very common misconception. They’re not followers of Jesus Christ, that swarthy Middle-Eastern guy with the socialist ideas. They’re followers of Buff Nordic Jesus, the Prosperity Gospel guy who apparently only saves you if you hate immigrants and sluts enough.

    • Rickyphoo

      The modern evangelical christian would not like Jesus at all. They’d think he was a socialist, or worse, a Democrat.

  • Christopher Story

    Christianity isn’t a religion, it’s a moral philosophy of support and care, mercy and forgiveness. In fact, the original Christian “church” was as multicultural as it gets. The Apostle Paul even recommended at Collosians 2:16 that your form of worship didn’t matter as long as it was in furtherance of Christ’s recommendation to “love your neighbor as yourself.” If you don’t believe in this, you are not a “Christian,” and I would gladly invite you to stop calling yourself one.

    • Robyn Ryan

      In the 4th century, the Latin translation of selected texts called the bible were instrumental in social hierarchy where a single person was in charge. Effective on the battlefield and in feudal society, a single God king supported by a priesthood could manage a large uneducated populace of farmers and agrarian.
      The use of visual media to indoctrinate translated mid-eastern figures to recognizable images. White skinned images.
      Crusades provided intermittent contact with other civilizations, but Christianity as we know it was incubated and hatched in Europe.
      Jesus and all the cast are white.
      Old and New.
      The European Christianity is one long bloody quest for conquest in the name of a white male God.
      A human white male God. A Mama’s darling.
      The cool dude. Leader of the pack.
      Bro. Any one who isn’t a white man is less like Jesus than any white man.
      Interiors. Instant racism and eugenics.
      Women are pure evil.
      For 500 years, it raged across our globe.
      Jesus is back. He’s the epitome of the desires of white men.
      Trump.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9bfdaa0ff496d7a722345505079885178f651576dad618ab44c75e86eb172ad.jpg

    • mardam422

      Blaspheme!!!

      • Christopher Story

        Every day

    • Regret

      Dude, no one cares.

      Religion is like a penis.
      It is fine to have one.
      It is fine to be proud of it.
      Just don’t pull it out in public.

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      And the myth goes on … (perpetuated by those who profit from it and the suckers who pull their own cash from their pockets and drop it into the thievery baskets every Sunday thinking they’re buying forgiveness).

  • whitroth

    Wait a minute, as an actual Pagan, I think PETA is, overwhelmingly, a bunch of idiots.

    One wonders if this idiot is also sure that the World Is About To End in a few days. In either case, she really needs to sell *all* her possessions (esp. her car)… and use the money to check into an assisted living facility, because she’s TOOOOO STOOOOOPID to actually, you know, live on her own.

    • Robyn Ryan

      Another Pagan. I second the protest.

      • davej1s

        Third!

  • Serai 1

    It must be very difficult to live with all those demons yelling in one’s ears all the time.

  • Snagglepussy

    Thanks alot Megan, now I really want a sign that says:
    “NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED — OR CHRISTIANS EITHER”

    • Andy_Kreiss

      Apparently you only need to write “No Hate”, and they understand. But get really sad about being haters.

  • Zyxomma

    Man, this is Palin-level stupidity. Fuck you, John McCain. You introduced Palin to the national stage, made ignorance so acceptable that Trump’s in the WH, and now you might want to vote away my health care. Fuck you again, John McCain. You own this.

    • javadavis

      Did you ever watch her video tour of the natural history museum? The incredibly ignorant derp managed to ignore or mis-interpret third grade level science. The biggest mystery of the whole thing, to me, is how she managed to hornswaggle the cameraman into following her patiently through the entire installation.

      • CripesAmighty

        Third Grade?!? Damn edumacated elitists!

      • amindofitsown

        Oh yeah! The lady who needed her cameraman to help her pronounce one of them Big Evolutionst Words thought she knew better than the Libruhl Evilutionists

      • Zyxomma

        No, I never heard of not-the-actress Megan Fox before today. Not going to subject myself to it, either. I just ate, and enjoyed dinner. Indigestion is not on the menu. Maybe another time.

        • javadavis

          Good choice. Watching it was hazardous to my blood pressure, and that was before the current political climate took root.

  • PixieThis

    Associating with that many straw men is definitely a fire hazard.

  • TJ Barke

    Sad that this joke took so long to come to me but: If the jackboot fits…

  • Robyn Ryan

    This is how grifters and priests work. They interpret for the ignorant.
    Liberals prefer competent, universal public education.

    • redblack

      and open, honest discourse for a change, also, too.

  • mardam422

    I tried to get some new chromosomes once. But they were out of stock at the KMart.

  • mardam422

    You’d think that ISIS “sallying” across the border would make them easier to spot.

  • tomamitai

    You believe in traditional marriage and that children should not be denied a mother and father

    So, no more mommies and daddies working in dangerous jobs like the military, law enforcement, coal mining, trash collecting, road construction, etc., and mandatory medical coverage to keep them alive for their babbies? I could support something like that!

    • javadavis

      I’d prefer strict OSHA regulations be respected for trash collecting (and recycling), road construction (esp. maintenance. Also, anyone for more recharging stations?) … and major law enforcement overhaul and reform (don’t start no shooting won’t be no shooting – well, not as much and thus the job should not be so dangerous. Esp, would not be so dangerous to the civilian population.) rather than just toss out infrastructure maintenance and trash collection with the bathwater.

  • capnkrunch

    You believe in traditional marriage and that children should not be
    denied a mother and father and so you do not “stand with the LGBTQWTF”
    crowd, even if you have no ill will toward them […]

    “We have no ill will towards you. We just think that you’re subhuman and don’t deserve the same rights as us.”

    • Dinz6315

      LGBTQWTF
      Yeah, I don’t sense any I’ll will, there, uh-uh, no, not at all.

    • m3bosha

      Dear horrible woman, if you feel the need to add “WTF” to the end of a person’s identity, then yes, you have shown you do show ill will towards them.

      I wonder how she feels about WASPWTF. And I totes mean it in the most disrespectful way. Grrrr bitznitz.

      • Regret

        I kind of liked that addition to be honest. It is very easy to co-opt self-deprecatingly.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    It’s a pity she can’t appreciate it, but I do judge people like Megan Fox by their character. That’s why I don’t like them.

  • Edith Prickly

    OFFS, here we have the 12,300,302,200th iteration of “You won’t tolerate my bigotry, so that makes you bigoted against ME!!” THAT IS NOT A VALID ARGUMENT, WINGNUTS.

    • amindofitsown

      Tried and not quite true, so why not use it, right?

    • UpstateNYObserver

      Don’t forget that this crowd doesn’t believe in critical thinking skills. You’re using reason, logic and the hated critical thinking skill to make that argument. The minute they detect that the fingers go in the ears and they start singing Onward Christian Soldiers

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      “You won’t tolerate my intolerance? Why, YOUR’E INTOLERANT! “(Um, yes, so I’m exactly like you. Hate yourself much?)

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    What is the whole friggin’ right wing delusional thing with their, Haha, I’ve got you now, with my brilliant formulation of, You can’t be a feminist and be for abortion because “half of those babies being killed are girls”?

    It’s so smirky and smug, and it’s so ugly and stupid.

    How is this even a thing? a talking point? a logical topper or a conversation stopper? an irrefutable and coherent argument? or a bumper sticker, or whatever the fuckety fuck they think it is?

    I mean, without even getting into how abortion doesn’t kill babies, and how God sends miscarriages to more than half of all conceptions, and how you cannot put a little knit hat and booties on an unrecognizable and insensate 0.06 ounce blob of matter, so no, it’s not a baby—without even getting into any of that, because that leads us down a dark and painful road, I still have this question:

    what is the whole bizarre triumphalism of declaring “you can’t say you’re for women’s rights if you’re for abortion because half of the blobs would have been girls?”

    What happens in these people’s minds? their souls? what is it that makes them this way? and is there a treatment or a cure? because Jesus, God, it’s getting difficult to share the planet with them.

    • davej1s

      It is their bronze age conviction that there is a line of cute little white baby angels, with wings and all, in heaven waiting for conception to occur so that they can come on down to earth and be a people, (all angels are white people, didn’t you know?). If you abort or if, you know, god aborts because he is pissed at that particular little kid, then that baby has to go to the back of the line or something.

  • CripesAmighty

    Okay, so they all decide to hole up to gum chicken fried steak with the consistency of shoe leather at the Cracker Barrel. I fail to see the downside.

  • Nephilim

    They seem to view our diversity as a threat to be contained rather than as a resource to be tapped. They tell us to be afraid of those who are different, to be suspicious of those with whom we disagree. They act as if name-calling is an acceptable substitute for thoughtful debate. As if anger and intolerance should be our default state rather than optimism and openness that have always been the engine of American progress.

    • Rickyphoo

      They don’t want progress. They want to live in the “Father Knows Best” 1950’s again.

      • Maybe

        They want to be able to call themselves victims. It’s their life’s calling.

        Even if they have to invent it.

  • wait! what?

    She brought it on herself:

    Megan “Steamer” Fox

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    I think Fox and the Monster Drink lady should have a cage match.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

    • sarafina

      That woman is truly terrifyingly stoooopid.

    • cessnadriver

      Well, she’s not wrong. They sponsor NASCAR

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        But NASCAR does provide a service. It can keep the idiots busy for hours. “Turn left! Turn left! Turn left!”

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    Note that the filthy Christian republican thinks that all Christians are hate-driven extremists? She thinks that Christians can’t accept science, can’t be loving, can’t respect other people. The shitting christian Republican cunt is demanding that her hate-driven ideologies are the majority among Christians.

    That speaks volumes .

  • Incoming Ham

    She needs a new hobby.

    • Maybe

      She needs a new brain.

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      She found this one in the lobby.

  • Red Bird

    As we all know Martin Luther King was loved by everyone and was assassinated because conservatives appreciated his message. And he also only ever made one speech about one topic.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      The FBI loved MLK so much, they tried to get him to kill himself.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Bull Connor, Lester Maddox, Strom Thurmond, George Walllace.

    Dead, dead, dead, dead.

    John Lewis, Elijah Cummings, Maxine Waters, Barack Obama.

    Very much alive!

    • UpstateNYObserver

      For which many of us are very grateful…

  • m3bosha

    You know, some days, I wish I had the gift of BS right wing grift. I mean, I’m pretty sure I have the knowledge of how to do it, I was raised Pentecostal. Grandma and Grandpa used to make us watch PTL at dinner over summer vacation, you know, during the Tammy Faye crying days. Good times (they did have a pool and let us eat cereal all day, so we did get out of the house as quick as possible)

    • cessnadriver

      Taqmmy Faye redeemed herself when she did that reality show with Ron Jeremy and Vanilla Ice.

  • Professor Fartsparkles

    She’s basically just admitted that bigotry is an integral part of the right wing Christian agenda.

    • Maybe

      Admitted?

      She demonstrated. With illustrations.

  • UpstateNYObserver

    Modern conservatism and evangelicals really need their own entries in the DSM-V. This is beyond stupid and well into full on mental illness.

    • Goposaur

      they’re gonna need a bigger book.

      • Maybe

        “Books? We ain’t got no books. We don’t need no books. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ books!”

        (Paraphrased from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

  • Rickyphoo

    She kinda forgot that while the democrats in the south, (who would shortly become republicans), were dogging and firehosing the civil rights protesters, it was the Democratic Party and one very notable Texas Democrat, that pushed through the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

    • cessnadriver

      They all watched a movie made by a convicted felon and failed to note that 1948 was a long time ago.

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  • Goposaur
  • Maybe

    I’m pretty sure that “PEOPLE OF ALL FAITHS” covers Christians.

    I deny that Repubs are a separate race, but I’m beginning to wonder whether some of them aren’t a separate species.

    • Jay Hansen

      Naw, they just seceded from reality.

      • Maybe

        I wish they’d leave reality alone.

  • Robert Gibson

    “Be our Soros.” Love it :)

  • cessnadriver

    Christ is cool. Christians suck-Gandhi.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    How far down did the little Fox have to dig to get THIS deep in stupid?

    • Odd Jørgensen

      She`s been simmered in stupid since birth.

  • (((Aron)))

    Something tells me she does not have good taste in coffee…

    • Jay Hansen

      Who needs to put her in coffee? I suspect she’d taste like shit with or without coffee.

    • Princess Erika the Radiant

      any taste in coffee is bad taste if you ask me

  • ericbikeco

    “Proverbs 10:12. “Hatred stirs up strife. Love conquers all. So keep your Jesús [intended accento] on the cloud with the bearded old man and stop shitting your morals on people”… Is a better sign.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    “stand with the LGBTQWTF” crowd, even if you have no ill will toward them”

    Ayup, that WTF added on to the LGBTQ just screams no ill will. From inches away, with bloodshot eyes and bulging veins, foaming at the mouth.

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