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Hello! And welcome to your semi-weekly rundown of what terrible men on the internet are up to these days! This week we shall explore all the ways in which men are being #oppressed.

Lo this past week or so, the incels of Reddit have declared war on leggings. Just to clarify, r/Incel is a subreddit for men who deem themselves “involuntary celibates,” and who are very mad at women for not giving them the sex they so richly deserve.

Now, sure. Leggings are a subject of controversy, in general. Some misguided folks are under the impression that leggings are not pants. Which they totally are. They are, in fact, the best pants — on account of the fact that they can double as pajamas. But the incel war on leggings — and not just leggings, but also yoga pants, and the concept of women jogging in public — really takes this debate to a whole new level.

It all started last week when user incellius posted the following screed to the forum, plaintively titled “Why do females jog in public?”

They can run circles in their house. Why do they need to showcase their body to the world? I was minding my own business on the balcony and saw a female jogging in tight leggings and a sports bra. Her tits were bouncing and if that isn’t extremely attention seeking then I don’t know what is.

Other commenters felt his pain, and decided that this woman must be a terrible person.

Pls, stop. She is an awful person, and thats all. You must be horrible If you enjoy torturing random males in the street, and she does.
Women are hateful

Or because she wanted to have sex with “Chad” in the bushes:

They hope to have sex with Chad’s on the bushes or street. But hope to not do the same with an incel.

Chad Thundercock, as you may know, is the enemy of all incels. He is a perfect Alpha Male with a square jaw, and he is a sex machine to all the chicks. According to incel theory, which is insane, women only want to have sex with Chad. Sometimes, after they “hit the wall” (ie: are over 25) and have already sexed up a million Chads, they will settle down with a “Norman”(normie), for the money (a theory they call “Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks”), but still want to fuck Chad and will do so if the opportunity is available.

In case you were not 100% sure of how bonkers these fellas are, the same guy that declared the jogger an awful person is sad that he cannot join ISIS, for dating purposes:

I wish i could have the courage to join ISIS… They would give me a wife, more that i could have ever achived (sic) during my whole life.

Several days later, yet another incel was oppressed by leggings at his doctor’s office:

In a charming post titled “Femoid showing off her ass in thin leggings blocked her ass from my view” ThrowawayAwkwardguy4 writes:

I was going to my doctors for a routine blood test (taking thyroid replacement) the femoid working at the front, lead me to his office. She was wearing grey leggings totally revealing her ass curves with a damn wedgie. As I followed her she put her hands behind her ass and locked fingers to cover her ass as she walked me to the room
Like no, I am not allowed to look at her ass that she’s showing off to attractive guys. Despite the fact she had the pants up her ass. Femoid be like “Omg my ass is in view of this loser!! Must block his view!”
If it was chad she would have stuck her ass out further and “accidentally” dropped her pen to bend over.
What’s the point anyway? When I was actually having a half decent morning in an OK mood She just had to remind me I’m a reject and god forbid a beta sees her ass.

UNFAIR! How dare a woman notice that a weirdo is leering at her ass and then attempt to stop him from doing so! What cruelty!

Other incels had similar experiences:

Yea this happened to me. A femail wore very small clothes with skin exposed and I sat behind her in class and she covered herself for the whole two hours of lecture. It looked uncomfortable for her. But anything to not let a non male model see it, right?

Such cruelty!

I saw a slut walking down the street wearing a skirt that couldn’t even cover her ass.. until she walked past me.
Then she HELD IT DOWN AS HARD AS SHE COULD AND PUT HER PURSE THERE.
I did nothing to deserve this ??????
Fucking whore.

This is, for real, the weirdest kind of entitlement in all the land.

Finally, another anti-jogging/leggings post appeared earlier today, from Lookismisreal, titled “I’m sick seeing woman jogging with yoga pants,” all about how women who go jogging in yoga pants deserve to be sexually assaulted. Nice!

I went out today as usual for my early morning jog. Everything was okay for the first few minutes or so, but my mood was completely ruined when I saw a group of femoids jogging in front of me – wearing their tight and somewhat transparent yoga pants — as if they were trying to lure the orbiters towards them. It fucking pissed me off. These bitches were not really jogging or trying to be fit — they were just putting a charade to show themselves off to all the sexualy frustrated men like me. Fucking degenerates with their slut pants then have the audacity to scream shit like, “don’t sexually objectify me!!!!”, ” women’s are not sexual objects!!!”. You know what I have to say to that? Go fuck yourself. No one gives a shit if you were sexually objectified. No one gives a shit if you were sexually assaulted. Because you idiots deserve it for wearing slutty clothes like that in public trying to gain attention from impressionable men.

Yeah! Those women are not actually trying to jog, they are just trying to give incels blue balls, If they really cared about their feelings, they would either sleep with them or refuse to leave the house. Obviously.

In other news, one Meninist named Bruce Walker took some time on Friday to write an article for the American Thinker praising Betsy DeVos for taking such a brave stand for Men’s Rights and the “rights” of sexual assailants last week, and explaining that feminism has always been a lie and men have always been more oppressed than women:

The feminist jihad against men started fifty years ago with the bald-faced lie that the “system” had been constructed solely by men for the benefit of men.

Oh really? Do go on!

Consider the inability of women in some states to enter into contracts in the 19th century. In fact, this was a protection for women denied men. Women could enter into contracts, but unlike men, women were immune from being sued for breaches. Men had to carry the burden of litigation and financial responsibility, and women were exempt from that burden.

OH.

Walker has a lot on his list. Laws that prevented women from working in dangerous jobs, laws that prevented women from serving in combat, and the fact that women spend all his dern money, etc. etc.

Now, you’d think that — given how unfair Walker is claiming things used to be for men, before feminism, that he’d be way into feminism. He is not.

It is high time for courageous conservatives like Betsy DeVos to take up the cause of men in America, who, unlike women a century ago, do not have some rights that the other sex does not, but rather are in every sense and in every way a maltreated, mocked, and abused minority in our land. Men’s rights ought to be the clarion call of everyone truly interested in civil rights. But the left could not care less about civil rights for all Americans. The left cares only about power.

This is really one of the more curious things about the Right. They want to be oppressed so goddamned badly. Not actually oppressed, mind you. But they want the experience of having the Left come to their defense in this way. On some level, they feel like it only counts if the Left does it, probably because they want to equate their “struggle” with the struggles of legitimately oppressed people.

How else are men being oppressed this week? By not letting a convicted rapist play football, of course!

A judge has decreed that Ma’lik Richmond, who you may remember as one of the Steubenville rapists (the one whose dad died recently while trying to shoot a judge), will temporarily be able to play football for Youngstown State.

The school had first allowed him to play as a walk-on, and then told him that he would not be playing this season, after students filed a petition to keep him off the team. You know, because he’s a rapist. So he filed a federal lawsuit.

One of Richmond’s attorneys, Susan Stone, said in the lawsuit that the university had become infected with an anti-male bias due to Richmond’s rape conviction.

Stone argued Thursday that the university was contractually obliged to allow Richmond to play so long as he followed university rules. She said the university hurt Richmond’s football career prospects by curtailing his exposure to professional scouts at the peak of his abilities, and that the restraining order was necessary to prevent Richmond from losing any more playing time.

“This is his time to shine,” Stone said. “Every opportunity to play is crucial.”

Gee! I’m not sure that’s so much an anti-male bias as it is an anti-rapist bias. It doesn’t seem as though they are keeping any other men off the team, just the one that is a convicted rapist. Also, fuck his football career and any professional scouts that would recruit him, and any major football team that would hire him to play for them.

I am sure that men have been oppressed in myriad other ways this week, but we just don’t have time for that shit right now. So go put on your sexxiest leggings and go for a jog, specifically to upset some incels.

And then maybe donate some money to Wonkette so we can keep ourselves in fresh supply?

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  • Snopes Shop

    I can’t take it anymore.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Illegitimi non carborundum

      • Snopes Shop

        Trying

    • WomanInThePersistence

      *hugs*

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    I was minding my own business on the
    balcony and saw a female jogging in tight leggings and a sports bra. Her
    tits were bouncing and if that isn’t extremely attention seeking then I
    don’t know what is.

    What is the problem, again? Good grief, you don’t have to stare.

    • Finnibar87

      I got news for the little fellas with distrubed views of bouncing boobs: they aren’t about you.

      • Shanzgood

        Right? Boobs just bounce sometimes.

        • HooverVilles

          Yeah, physics of motion; who wouldn’t thunk It?
          Sheeesh!

      • Khavrinen

        That phrase seems to cover a whole lot of the things these guys constantly whine about: it’s not about you.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Is this where that guy looks at girl while he’s walking with his girlfriend meme came from?

      • Odd Jørgensen

        Incels don`t have girlfriends, so no.

  • Serai 1
  • Michael R
  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Vincent Ricola

    Eat shit, virgins. I’ve been jogging in tight pants for 20 years now and I am not about to stop jogging or wear pants that make my thighs chafe or change anything else because no one ever taught you the correct way to hide and mentally soldier through an unexpected erection.

  • Finnibar87

    Some of the fellas have yet to figure out that thing called ‘self control’.

  • Gummitch

    I had to look up “incel” because I wasn’t even sure it was a thing.

    • Major_Major_Major

      Synonyms are “chronic masturbater”, “future Jenny Craig client”, and “needs to learn how to wipe”.

  • Shanzgood

    *rubs eyebrows*

    So let’s see. It hurts their feelings that women have the audacity to exist in public spaces while wearing whatever the fuck they want?

    • Finnibar87

      Because they can’t grab their pussies without getting slapped, see.

    • Three Finger Salute

      About the only problem I have with the whole leggings-as-pants fad is that they’re prone to showing camel toes and wedgies. But, with a tunic sweater or a jumper covering the front part, they look just fine. I wear them out, but I always remember to wear a long top when I do, so that people don’t have to get a free scenic tour of the Netherlands from way far yonder, if you catch my drift.

      Under no circumstances is bad fashion a legitimate excuse for rape, because there is no legitimate excuse for rape. I think those construction marquee signs, the ones that look like Lite-Brite, should carry this as a message down every highway, and billboards should be put up with the same thing.

      • Shanzgood

        I wear them out, too, but make sure that if my front isn’t covered, they don’t create a camel toe. Maybe I buy them bigger? I don’t know.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Yeah, it’s about knowing your size and not trying to squish into a 4 if you’re an 8 or 10. Or, if you want to wear the 4 you do what’s necessary to shrink to a 4. Which includes exercise, so paradoxically these guys hate fat people but don’t want them to exercise either — at least not in public. Common sense is, of course, lost on them.

      • grindstone

        So I was once on another site and we were discussing this very topic when I got piled on for expressing the idea that I really don’t want to see camel toe…mine or anyone else’s. You could be featured in Better Homes and Lady Gardens, but I really don’t know you well enough to be that acquainted, thanks.

        • HooverVilles

          Correct. A little common sense is also a good thing. I did not know what this “camel toe” thing that a lot of people are talking about is, so I looked it up.
          Now to the common sense. One day, at work, a young new hire was walking down the hall in very tight form fitting clothing with easily displayed what I now know is camel toe. At work!
          Common sense people!

  • Three Finger Salute

    So they hate Muslims but want women to wear burkas? Proof positive that conservatives only hate (fundamentalist) Muslims because they want to crush the competition. Same reason, I’m convinced, the U.S. ultimately went to war with Hitler. Pearl Harbor was the catalyst. But no way they were going to let a Kraut who survived the Great War do a better job at racist genocide than the indispensable shining turd on a hill.

    • Finnibar87

      Americans back then didn’t hate Hitler as much as some would like to believe.

      Japan? Sure. They attacked us while looking ‘funny’.

      Germany declared war on America, not the other way ’round.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      No. Just no.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Well, we did help them (IBM and Henry Ford come to mind), but we never crushed Nazism at home. If we had, it wouldn’t have gotten absorbed into the mainstream Republican Party.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          I am no fan of the Republicans. But as much as I despise that party, I will not conflate them with Nazis.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Nazi enablers? Just because they haven’t actually opened crematoria doesn’t mean the Southern Strategy isn’t itself domestic fascism. (Which Mussolini himself defined as the merger of corporations and government.) That “condemn white supremacy” resolution was a bullshit PR ploy rather than a sincere sentiment. Trump notwithstanding, FFS, they’re blind acolytes of Israel, even though Bibi Sr has been doing lebensraum on steroids and Bibi Jr is posting hooknose memes all over Twitter about Soros and getting praised by the Daily Stormer. And even then, the Dominionists only want Israel to stick around for their holy war fantasy where the Muslims get Holocausted and Nazi Jesus kills all the Jews for squatting at his dad’s house in Jerusalem.

            Policy-wise, they condemn the poor and unemployed as parasites (“Arbeit macht frei”), have installed Biblical literalists in the military (“Gott mit uns”), want Paragraph 175 to be a constitutional amendment, and give cover to a president who came to power on the strength of his ethnic cleansing platform.

            The party of Eisenhower has been dead for years.

  • Jennifer R

    Oh wow you don’t know the Chad meme?

    • Shanzgood

      …Well?

    • Lizzietish81

      My first thought was “Chav” which is a British slang the equivalent of our “Townie”

      Then I thought “hanging Chad”

      • WomanInThePersistence

        “Townie”?

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          See also “yob.”

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I’m somewhat familiar with British slang. But “townie” is not a term of disparagement in my neck of the woods.

          • Thought townies were those lil people in the Sims?

        • Lizzietish81

          See “Jersey Shore”

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Nope. Life is too short.

        • SayItWithWookies

          It’s an acronym for Council-Housed and Violent; a council house is subsidized housing.

          • Amy!

            That’s a backronym. It’s more likely to be the local pronunciation of “Chatham,” with the second syllable dropped.

          • PubOption

            I have heard that it comes from Romany chavi, meaning youngster.

      • Maxine Headroom

        My cat’s name is Chad. Reading these posts is always a little weird.

  • Lizzietish81

    The other day on reddit some guy responded to me (I was declaring global warming was real and that Frodo dies at the end..it made sense in context) saying “and people wonder why men go to Asia to find suitable partners”

    I suggested it was because they were insecure and embraced the stereotype of the submissive asian woman.

    He has not responded.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DU4m897_WI

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      My deadbeat brother-in-law #2 married Chinese woman he sought and found on the internet for exactly that reason. And his mother (my M-I-L) thought it was great that there were still good women out there who just want to take care of their husband. She said this in front of her daughters (including my wife). For some reason they took that as an insult!

      • Weird how so many times the ones who want a “traditional” wife intersect with “deadbeat”

  • Wolf Tracker

    Memo: Yoga pants does not make your cellulite disappear and it enhances every flaw.

    • Shanzgood

      That’s about as fucked up an opinion as the incels have that nobody who ever wears yoga pants cares about.

    • AnniNoone

      Memo: I have a mirror and I have a mother, so chances are good I know what shows my “flaws.” I might just dress for comfort anyway.

      • Eileen Besse

        Okay, so you ARE a youngster who’s trying on life. OK, now I see why you post as you do.

        • AnniNoone

          Me? Not at all a youngster, no. What posts of mine came off as immature?

          • Eileen Besse

            AnnieNoone, I tried to delete that post. I confused you with that idiot Wolf, and the computer god wouldn’t let me erase what I said. I sure as hell did not mean that about you–it was about someone else. SO SORRY.

            I just NOW found out how to delete it. I am still so sorry to have messed that up….

          • AnniNoone

            LOL No worries, that’s hilarious. I just don’t post here all that often and was thinking, “Well, that was kind of a juvenile joke I made on Tom & Lorenzo the other day?” Thanks for answering!

          • Eileen Besse

            You’re SO welcome–Happy Sunday!

          • Juan de Fuca

            Whatever you said in response to Wolf Tracker, if it included the word “immature”, I would’ve up voted it.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea
    • Daniel

      Define “flaw”.

      • Wolf Tracker

        My hairy legs don’t look a bit good in lycra.

        • Daniel

          Is wearing lycra to exercise more comfortable for you than wearing a different fabric?

          • Wolf Tracker

            No and it causes chafing.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      EEEK!!! You mean someone might see that I don’t have a perfect body! Quelle horreur!!!

      • Eileen Besse

        THIS!

  • WomanInThePersistence

    You know, most of the men I know IRL are pretty good people. Who are these “incel” losers? And do they have no female relatives?

    • therblig

      they’re nice guys and women shit on them in favor of bad boys.

      not because they’re creepy lurkers/stalkers

  • therblig

    if they really wanted to fight back, they would embrace the codpiece. do not avoid women, but deny them your essence.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c0af6c7e56cf29c0c5085b1e4a271600282b4280218c91d01d72028483f8e1b.jpg

    • Shanzgood

      That’s awesome!

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    And this is why I jog in a burka. And lemmie tell ya, those things DO NOT breathe. Burka sweat is nasty.

    • I wonder sometimes if they are even aware that the crap they spout sounds EXACTLY like what the terrorists want for the world.
      And then I read that bit about how he wishes he had the courage to join ISIS so he could get a wife.
      And I realize they are not only aware, they welcome it.

      • Shanzgood

        They fap to Handmaid’s Tale.

        • They…do realize in that book most the men did not get dates and in fact, the women were reserved for only the ruling class and to get around young man’s libidos they would send them on “missions” where most of the time they did not make it, right?

          • Daniel

            Yes.

            They assume they’ll be in that ruling class.

          • ahhhh that explains it then

          • SterWonk

            Not unlike the poor folks who vote against raising taxes on the rich to finance services they need, because they just know they’ll be rich themselves someday…

          • Shanzgood

            They just see the government-issued girlfriend.

          • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

            No, no they do not.

          • HooverVilles

            They read that the same way they read the buybull. They accept the parts they want to hear and reject the parts they don’t want to hear.

      • SterWonk

        They’d be happy with 90+% of OMG SHARIA!!!!11!11!!; they just want it does in Jesus’s name rather than Mohammed’s.

      • HooverVilles

        And it’s SAD! because what you said has much truth it does.

    • Finnibar87

      Burkas are polyester, too!

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    A lot of folks are confused about the issue of what women should wear. Allow me to clear that up for everyone. A woman should wear whatever she wants or needs to wear to suit her lifestyle. Women do not dress or groom for you. The world is not a pageant. It is not a catwalk. Women are not products being advertised to you. Women do not care what you think about what we wear, unless we specifically ask you what you think. Women do not want to hear what you think we should wear because we do not give a fuck what you think we should wear. The end.

    • Covfefe

      A long time ago, I figured out that women do not dress for men. Women dress for other women.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        Or just for ourselves or for practical things like comfort while working out.

        • coozledad

          It’s amazing that someone wouldn’t understand the utility of a sports bra. Especially men who have boobs.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Women dress and groom for themselves. For the same reasons men get dressed. To suit the climate, the job, the activity, the occasion, etc..

      • Three Finger Salute

        “all the girls walk by, dressed up for each other” -Van Morrison

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Personally, I dress to cover my naughty bits.

        • Wonder

          I usually dress to keep cool, which is difficult whilst also trying to prevent sunburn

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        When I dress up, it’s usually for my mother. Because she cares about such things, so when I am going out with her, I make an effort.
        Most of the rest of the time, I don’t give other women a thought. And since I have a BF who is just glad to see me, I give a thought to what he likes. A clean, happy GF who wears no fragrance because they affect his asthma. The exception is for cosplay, because he does like to wear costumes.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      *stands. applauds.*

    • Major_Major_Major

      Could you at least smile more?

      All seriousness, you are pretty fucking awesome MLG, well said.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea
    • Shanzgood

      Someone on here needs to read this a few times.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        I know of whom you speak. And yeah. I dunno how to civilize dumbfucks.

        • Edith Prickly

          It’s OK, you’re not the douchebag whisperer.

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        • Maggielle

          I just block ’em.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Such a sad, pathetic little man.

        • Shanzgood

          An incel apologist.

          • Crazt Maist Waizy

            Accurate term indeed.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        Yes. Yes he does.

    • proudgrampa

      Hear! Hear!!

    • chimichanga

      Um. I love yoga pants.

    • little miss high and mighty

      we wears trees

  • Tiffany de Houston

    What is a “Chad”? Is it one of those sensitive type guys that are taking away all the wimmen folk away from the incels?

    • Good looking dudes.
      No. Really.
      In their heads, they are not getting laid because women only want good looking dudes.

      • Jennifer R

        The country of Chad looks like a dudebro face and that has played a lot into the joke.

        • Makes sense really.
          FWIW I do not think I ever met an actual guy named Chad, let alone slept with him.
          I must be doing it wrong

          • jesterpunk

            I used to work for a guy named Chad, but I think he was bad at the being Chad thing. His boyfriend also worked with us.

          • Major_Major_Major

            Oh sure, now Chad is scooping up all teh gheys, also too. What a Dick.

          • Seek

            I know a Chad and he is a “Born on Third base, Thinks he hit a triple” douchebag. He Is their Chad. However, he keeps his magic powers trained on his wife so good on him.

          • Wonder

            How do you know my college boyfriend I wonder?

          • Seek

            Would it surprise you to know he runs a hedge fund for High Net Worth Individuals? I was not surprised to learn this.

          • Wonder

            It wouldn’t surprise me. He was not exactly cut out to be an elementary school teacher.

      • jesterpunk

        Yet Stephen Hawking has been married twice…

        • Finnibar87

          His brain is impressive, you see.

          • He’s a Chad^3.14

          • jesterpunk

            So you mean being interesting is as important or more important then looks?

          • Finnibar87

            Yup.

            Intelligence is sexy.

          • jesterpunk

            So Stephen Hawking can get married twice and he is ugly and in a wheel chair but he is smart and good at talking to people. There goes their argument that no one want them because they are ugly, its because they are asholes.

          • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

            Or because they do not even try. I met my current BF who is very introverted because I struck up a conversation. Once engaged in said conversation, we had a good time and exchanged numbers. As a geeky woman, I like geeky men. As an extrovert, I accept that many of the geeky men are not extroverts and that I will have to make the first move.
            The incels first mistake is assuming that the Stacys are worth pursuing and that they wouldn’t have a better time with Mary Sue.

          • Ms.Moon

            Smart is super attractive though. The original Mr. Spock (the suits at CBS had serious doubts about him because of his “devilish look”) stayed on the Enterprise after the original cast was scrapped because he was attractive and smart women just loved him.

        • therblig

          it’s all in his book, “A Brief History of Suck It, Losers!”

    • Vincent Ricola

      I think he’s the guy who gets all the ass instead of them getting ass? Because he has a job and pays for his own xbox live account and opens doors for us and once bought a lady a drink at a bar without expecting a bathroom blowjob in return? Maybe? Probably.

    • Daniel

      “Chad” is fully “Chad Thundercock” (really), the imaginary good looking, fit, active, tall, successful man that all straight women want to fuck who is both their aspiration and so frequently encountered in real life that literally all women (attractive women, or “Staceys”) fuck them literally all the time (this is called “the cock carousel”). This is why incels can’t get laid- because
      1) incels deserve women who are conventionally attractive
      2) women who are not conventionally attractive neither want nor deserve sex
      3) incels should not be expected to lower or alter their standards of physical attractiveness just because they desperately want to get laid and can’t
      4) conventionally attractive women are all relentlessly fucking “Chads”.

      • Hm. Fair.
        But couldn’t they, idk, do something about their attractiveness and success in order to get the Stacy?

        • Daniel

          Well, some of them claim they are doing that, hence “do you even lift bro?”.
          However, this self-improvement seems to never focus on their personalities, which might actually help them get women.

          • I also wonder how they explain stuff like ….all the not the most attractive and not very successful guys in the world who marry just fine

          • Daniel

            They have a conspiracy theory for all of that.

            After the women hit “the wall”- which is reaching 30 years of age- they settle down with a Beta, the less successful, less attractive men you describe.

          • suziq

            Then they need to hang out by the wall! Much better chance of success, poor dears.

          • JCfromNC

            Or they use the “Chad for fucks, Beta for bucks” argument, that once they can’t get the Chads they go for the Betas with good jobs.

        • clairence

          I imagine they spend hours in front of the mirror working on “the look” but are continually flustered when it doesn’t work and there’s no plan b.

    • Robyn Pennacchia

      I updated the post to explain Chad! Chad is “Chad Thundercock,” the imaginary alpha male guy that all the women want to sleep with. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad-thundercock

      • Finnibar87

        They sneak peaks in the vaulted locker room, apparently.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Godamnit Robyn, I thought it was implied that Disqus would keep my identity secret.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Used to be called a John, as in “Dear John” or a Jodie. However, I am an Oldz and when I hear Chad, I think of this guy.
      http://www.nndb.com/people/239/000025164/chad-everett-1-sized.jpg

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      Chad is the personification of Alpha Dude that all the women are having sex with.

      • Wonder

        That one guy must be really tired

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    Wait so is it cruel to wear revealing clothes and look attractive within sight of an incel or to cover up in front of him? I need to know so I can be the most cruel.

  • Daniel

    “They hope to have sex with Chad’s on the bushes or street. But hope to not do the same with an incel.”

    These women I find attractive and want to have sex with want to have sex with men they find attractive and not with men like me that they don’t find attractive.

    UNFAIR!

    • Finnibar87

      Maybe the little fellas need to try harder.

      • Eileen Besse

        ISWYDT.

  • Jennifer R

    So basically the Chad meme is based about that the country of Chad sort of looks like a dudebro face, this has caused a lot of pictures based around this idea usually using a red shirt, lime green pantsed guy with pointy yellow hair. See attached link
    https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHWA_enUS632US632&biw=1918&bih=990&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=Chad+meme&oq=Chad+meme&gs_l=psy-ab.12…0.0.0.133.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0….0…1..64.psy-ab..0.0.0….0.BpaIUISvZwo

    • Three Finger Salute

      I think I read somewhere that the name Chad means lake, and the country itself is named for Lake Chad. So Lake Chad is actually named Lake Lake, but I don’t know if they have ATM machines running the Microsoft MS-DOS operating system. (What they do have is more lakes than the city that now hosts the Lakers.) So a guy named Chad Lake who lives near Lake Chad is… well, now that’s just Chadception…

      “Canada,” meanwhile, means “village,” “settlement,” “(this) place,” or just “here” (kanata in one of the indigenous languages). So when someone asks you where you are and you say Canada, you’re basically saying “I’m here.” First I read that, I was a little “huh” about it, because… it’s like the name of your country is a shopping-mall directions kiosk. Or maybe it’s a sort of Zen thing, like “wherever you go, here you are.”

      • Finnibar87

        Canada is cool that way.

        • Major_Major_Major

          Canada and cool, two words not normally associated until the Trudeauing. Sorry Pickwick et al, but you all were too damn nice.

          • Finnibar87

            Stay in your lane, mister – I freaking love Canada.

            And I was once yelled at by a Mountie and everything!

          • Major_Major_Major

            Canada is awesome, but that isn’t the same as cool. Pedantic, but true.

          • Finnibar87

            I’ve shivered in Montreal more than once, however.

          • Major_Major_Major

            As a Bruins fan, I too have shivered a time or two because of Montreal.

          • Three Finger Salute

            “Adorkable”? Or is that just the once and future prince Jedi?

          • Three Finger Salute

            Well, the first and second Trudeauings. The Trudeau II generation wasn’t alive during papa’s time. But that whole thing where Americans backpacking through Europe would pretend to be Canadians started during Nixon and Vietnam. Pierre, of course, was the PM, and that fake-friendly PR move by Nixon to give baby Justin a toast as “the once and future prime minister” was just that. Nixon thought he could sock it to Pierre and get him to stop taking in draft resisters. Boy, did he ever get laughed out. Very interesting, but also stupid.

            Nobody there really cared what Nixon had to say anyway, because they were all wrapped up in Vietnam protests and simultaneously cooing over the baby. Nixon said to Missus Nixon upon boarding AF1 out of Ottawa, “Why the hell did we go up there? Nothing but a goddamn waste of time.” Two years later, he was out of a job, while Pierre kept his for another decade after Watergate. So without even knowing it… Justin already put a Republican president in his place as a teeny-tiny diplomat. With a little help from mom and dad of course. I wonder if he still has that plush Snoopy that Pat gave him as a gift.

      • SayItWithWookies

        There was a theory I heard a while back that the name came from a note on a Spanish map saying “this is nothing,” or ca nada. Neil Young’s “Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere” reminds me of that, though I’m not sure if the song title is related to that story.

        • Three Finger Salute

          I’ve heard the same about a marketing goof by GM in Spanish-language markets. The Chevy Nova sold poorly because no va in Spanish means “it doesn’t go.” And wouldn’t you know, it didn’t!

  • tehbaddr

    But, but, but, mmm, but, but their butts!!!111!!!!!1111!!!!!1!11!!!!

    • Finnibar87

      Bouncing breasts clearly discombobulate far too many little fellas, how is that even fair?!

      • tehbaddr

        Breastesses!

        • Boojum

          Today, Incels are all Gollum.

          • Wonder

            just today?

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Occasionally I see a woman jogging and bouncing and so forth. But I know she actually doesn’t want people to stare at her. Fortunately I’ve McGyver’ed up a solution: I look away.

    BTW: That solution also works when a woman in a low-cut blouse drops her keys. It may work in any situation where staring is awkward. Which is AOTK.

    • Khavrinen

      Truly a solution worthy of a Nobel nomination at the very least. I mean, it must have taken incredible genius to come up with this, since not one of the men on these message boards managed it.

      • Finnibar87

        But, but there are BREASTS IN THE VICINITY!

        • Boojum

          They should play to strength and studiously look away while blushing furiously. At least pity isn’t disgust.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    How much do people who walk Bruces get paid? Just thinking about some side cash.

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    “Chad’s on the Bushes” is the name of my new fast-casual Continental bistro.

  • Major_Major_Major

    Two thoughts, you lucky fuckers.
    Thought the first: that first half of the article was the worst Penthouse forum collection EVER. And thought the twain: funny how Mr manly man is looking to a conservadame Moran in Betsy Ross to save him from all the scary wimmin.

    • Second bit has always been their aim.
      See, in the GOOD days, they could get a mate simply by knocking them up. And all the jobs were there for the taking. But then they let women have things like careers and choices and it all went to hell for the poor dudes

      • Major_Major_Major

        You damned harlots wanting to be treated like people. Unpossible. Betsy Devos, you’re our only hope.

        • Boojum

          If Betsy Devos is their hope for sex…Oh, I see, for RAPE! Yes, her brother taught her well.

      • Finnibar87

        Do not tempt the incel.

        Ladies, back in the kitchen with your sexy self!

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Three Finger Salute

      That, she is.

  • DrBigHead

    The lack of self-awareness among these maroons is astonishing. Have they ever considered the possibility that their twisted ideas about women may in some way contribute to the fact that women run screaming from them?

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      See downthread.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Downthread, eh. Is that some kinda euphemism to taunt us non-Chads?

        Btw; WTF are they “Chads”Chad is by no means the douchiest name on the market.

        • Finnibar87

          Chad Beefsteak.

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          No Chad! No Chad! YOU’RE THE CHAD!

        • DrBigHead

          If I understand correctly, a “Chad” is the guy all the women flock to, even though they treat them badly.

    • HooverVilles

      Who woulda thunk it?

  • therblig

    speaking of strong, beautiful, and talented women, i’m so jealous. blig jr is facebook friends with imani coppola and got invited to her art gallery opening last night.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n26hAOmkmFE

  • clairence

    That first bit about the bouncing tits… I laughed out loud. Surely the only people putting thoughts together in that way are late night comedy writers.

    Also, I’m guessing these women are making obvious hiding actions because these idiot guys are ogling them, which in itself is attention-seeking behavior.

    Where do these people live? I will make a point of avoiding it.

    • Finnibar87

      The little sillies apparently don’t know women can see them.

      • They aren’t aware that women have eyes.

  • Finnibar87

    The same sad, unlaid army of derp probably freaks out when a not skinny lady strays into their precious male gaze.

    • Edith Prickly

      Oh good, I will be able to ruin their day no matter what I’m wearing! Which right now is leggings. :)

  • clairence

    These kinds of conversations need to be brought to the light of day and linked to the advertisers who perpetuate the objectification of women.

  • Parakeetist

    These! *People!*

    (Struggles to find something to say that will not get me banhammered.)

    (Fails.)

    • Look on the bright side.
      The chances of them ever producing offspring while they cling to these insane notions is slim to none.

      • Parakeetist

        Thank you, Jesus.

    • Raan

      Unfuckables?

  • Covfefe

    I had this same feeling driving home this afternoon. Convertible came up alongside me with its top down. I stared. Am I evil?

    • Slutty corvette?

      • Parakeetist

        My favorite Prince single

      • TundraGrifter

        “I have the same bra size as a Corvette.”
        ~ Carrie Snow

    • Finnibar87

      Topless car alert.

  • Finnibar87

    MST3K got the Chad ball rolling, oddly enough.

    But they were making fun of the American comander in ’12 To The Moon’, calling him Chad Beefsteak, Chad Slab and whatnot.

  • A Groucho Marxist

    I’m learning to brew beer. I want to brew my fourth batch tomorrow, but I can’t decide what style I want. Can the Wonketariat please offer suggestions?

    • bubbuhh

      go for drinkable

      • A Groucho Marxist

        Solid advice. So far, so good.

    • Finnibar87

      Make moar.

    • TJ Barke

      Benderbrau if it’s an ale, Botweiser if it’s a lager.

    • Teecha

      In the style of film noir.

      • A Groucho Marxist

        I feel like that’s probably some type of whiskey.

        • Teecha

          I was thinking more of wearing a trench coat and hat at jaunty angle as you muddle your hops.

    • Boojum

      Chadweiser.

    • wait! what?

      If you’re into self-loathing, make a Radler.

    • A Groucho Marxist

      The Wonketariat’s suggestions have so far ranged from vague and fictional to abstract and terrible. Thank you all, but I will be attempting an English brown ale. Send me your address and I will mail you a bottle.

      • TJ Barke

        Is it legal to mail beer?

        • A Groucho Marxist

          Probably not.

      • grindstone

        Lager lager lager.

        • A Groucho Marxist

          I want to make a couple of different types of lager, but I don’t have the temperature controls that I would need.

          • grindstone

            May I tease you? Then whyda ask???

      • Maggielle

        Don’t know too much about beer but someone I know used to make up batches of chocolate/coffee stout that was unbelievably good. Maybe better for later in the fall or early winter, though.

    • Spurning Beer

      The White House honey ale that Obama publicized is good. The recipe is online.

      I highly recommend another recipe with honey. It’s called Dates and Honey Ale, from the book Brooklyn Brewshop’s Beer Making Book. I can email you the recipe.

      • A Groucho Marxist

        The White House ale sounds pretty great. Maybe next time.

  • SayItWithWookies

    They know other humans can sense their self-pity, right? You walk around blaming everybody else for the thing you wallow in not being good at, and hating anyone you think is the other that’s responsible for your failure, and wonder why you don’t get laid? Argh — it’s a good day for aspirin and bourbon.

    • Finnibar87

      Maybe if they stopped whining and started jogging they would be less stupid.

      • SayItWithWookies

        At least the first one was jogging. I hope he was wearing shorts that someone found offensive because they were too suggestive.

        • Finnibar87

          He claims he was, sure.

          • SayItWithWookies

            It sounds better than “I was just coming back from burying some bodies.”

          • Boojum

            And much better than I was coming back from REBURYING some bodies.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    That’s pants.

    • Finnibar87

      Wommins have no business wearing pants.

      Melon Trump AKA Creepy Girl is pushing the pant envelope, and Donnie is PO’ed.

      • Spurning Beer

        “Pushing the pant envelope”?

        Please. This is Wonkette. We don’t use crude expressions like that here.

  • Boojum

    They are the saddest group of people, smelling of mildew and semen and mildewed semen. I want to punch them for their hatefulness, but the worst punishment I can imagine is that they are themselves. Let them stay in their crusty sheets, while their tears cut tracks through the mildew.

    • Finnibar87

      They are into beating up on themselves.

      • Boojum

        Up is one direction.

    • Maggielle

      I just wish they could reach out to each other and find solace and contentment together, far away from us icky females, with all our bouncy bits and scary nooks and crannies.

  • ManchuCandidate

    There’s even an appropriate Game of Thrones quote:
    Tyrion: You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?
    Bronn: There’s no cure for being a c@nt

    Even Bronn the saltiest of sellswords knows that getting laid won’t make these assholes not be assholes. MRA – Joffery.

    • Finnibar87

      Or a d!ck, for that matter.

  • Wolf Tracker

    Stop oggling me!

    I don’t want your attention and I just like to be comfortable you pigs.

    http://orig11.deviantart.net/526d/f/2013/026/7/d/lycra_guy_44_by_stonepiler-d5st93z.jpg

    • Daniel

      Yes, because a literal model posing for a photo is exactly the same as a non-model going for a jog.

      • Wolf Tracker

        “I was going to my doctors for a routine blood test (taking thyroid replacement) the femoid working at the front, lead me to his office. She was wearing grey leggings totally revealing her ass curves with a damn wedgie.”

        • Daniel

          Yes, you’re right. The two things are identical and it’s unreasonable to assume the “femoid” in question didn’t want to be ogled.

          She was working as a model at the time, she was posing specifically to be attractive and looked at, while working in the doctor’s office.

          • Wolf Tracker

            So it is OK in your book to oggle the guy hanging out at the beach because he might be a model but not the nurse wearing skin tight yoga pants in a public place of work?

            Just want to make sure I get these rules right!

            By the way- did you oggle the picture little?

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            This flavor of obtuse just can’t be accidental.

          • Shanzgood

            It’s chronic.

          • Daniel

            “So it is OK in your book to oggle the guy hanging out at the beach because he might be a model but not the nurse wearing skin tight yoga pants in a public place of work?”

            Seriously? You’re asking this seriously?

            The guy in the photo is a model. He is not just “at the beach” he is posing for a photograph, the function of which is to be looked at- and, given his physique and the set up of the shot to be ogled.

            The woman (or “femoid”) in the anecdote is not posing for a photo, she is not a model, it is not part of her duties or job to be ogled or to be assessed for her sexual attractiveness by the men she encounters while doing that job.

            I honestly cannot believe you don’t see the difference. I mean that sincerely- I think when you claim not to you are lying.

          • Wolf Tracker

            I thought the comparison was obvious but maybe it went over your head.

            Why dress like you want to be oggled in a public work place and then get mad when you get oggled!

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Dude she wasn’t in a swim suit.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Close enough from the description.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            The fact that you are taking an incel’s description at face value in the first place is disturbing.

          • Wolf Tracker

            The fact that you try to deny you oggle people just like everyone else is hilarious.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Do you even know how to have a conversation without veering off into non-sequiturs and personal insults?

          • Wolf Tracker
          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            He enjoys stirring things up by taking contrary positions. I sometimes envision an adolescent smirking at his own imagined cleverness.

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            Pretty sure the answer to that is No, it’s its consistent MO.

          • Shanzgood

            And picks some pretty fuckin stupid hills to die on.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            His contrarian attitude always happens to be aimed at women and minorities.

          • Lizzietish81

            So you were oggling it and feel bad because you don’t want to admit you’re gay and are looking for justification by claiming that everyone was oggling the guy with the erection

          • Wolf Tracker

            If you have a problem with Gay people you might be on the wrong website.

          • Shanzgood

            This is just delicious.

          • Wolf Tracker

            I am having a blast!

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            It’s disturbing that you are accusing someone you don’t know of behavior that you assert “everyone” does with no evidence of either.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Do you want that PRUDE T shirt in large or XX large?

          • Daniel

            Because she didn’t want to be ogled? Apparently that point went over your head- there are other reasons for her to have worn leggings than that she wanted to be ogled.

            A lot of women find men in suits attractive. Is the only reason men wear suits to be ogled?

          • Wolf Tracker

            Then maybe she shouldn’t dress like that in public work place?

            I think what you mean is she just wanted to be oggled by some other men and probably the rich doctors she works with which was the point of that post.

            Guess what- people oggle other people and so do you so stop denying it or by you a PRUDE T shirt.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea
          • Daniel

            “I think what you mean is she just wanted to be oggled by some other men
            and probably the rich doctors she works with which was the point of that
            post.”

            No, that’s not what I meant.

            I don’t assume she wanted to be ogled. I assume she was dressing comfortably.

            “Guess what- people oggle other people and so do you so stop denying it or by you a PRUDE T shirt.”

            …you’re trying to argue against something I never said. I never claimed that people don’t ogle other people. I said that the women wearing yoga pants/leggings are not doing so in order to be ogled.

            Point out where I’ve denied ogling anyone, or where I’ve denied it happened. The fact that you’re resorting to a straw man argument (that you still can’t knock down) indicates your insecurity.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Where do you want that T shirt sent?

          • Daniel

            So you’re accepting that you can’t answer what it is I’m actually saying and are going after a straw man again.

            Thanks.

          • When I’ve seen women wearing leggins in the office, they were always added to an acceptable ensemble of skirt & sweater, or something similar. I get the impression that they were either chilly in the winter, or adding some modesty to clothing they weren’t completely comfortable in. I find it unlikely that a doctor would approve of his or her staff wearing clothing which most people would consider in poor taste.

            Pathetic incels seem to be as unreliable at describing women’s clothing as they are in describing what motivates women.

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            The word is ogle, not oggle. Ogling is not an appreciative look. It is rude and lecherous staring. The majority of people don’t like to be ogled nor would they impolite enough to do so.

          • Wolf Tracker

            So do you ogle, oggle or stare lecherously and can you explain the difference with pictures?

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            Silly deflection.

          • Red Richmond

            “Then maybe she shouldn’t dress like that in public work place?”

            Yes, clearly she should have dressed more conservatively so as not to trigger their poor sensitive feels. Maybe something like this?

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5cf19354d001659b05fad53d6fa81fecbe683cca5c01b20e048e50aa91dccaa.jpg

            In other news WT,

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/912ae34bfddf952f27faf2d24cf98f871a5ac420989b2e5d26491fc9f0415cc5.gif

          • Wolf Tracker

            Yes because there is no middle ground and only extremes.

            Derp

          • Red Richmond

            You’re making common cause with some of the worst misogynysts on the internet and yet are going to suggest that going to extremes is not the answer. Right. I would offer for you to take a minute to let the cognitive dissonance of that set in, but obviously you’re either oblivious or being deliberately thick headed. I am curious though where you draw the line on women’s clothing being too “asking for it” and also what the fuck gives you the moral authority to make that judgement.

            Can’t wait for your disingenuous non-answers, but in the meantime

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0b09437ed7d51c8d62d200c9d9f19d6391318f3c8b0e4bcb833ca261683fb04e.gif

          • Claire

            Wow, what a profoundly disgusting thing to say.

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            That sounds chillingly close to “she was asking for it by the way she was dressed.”

          • Wolf Tracker

            Is that guy in the pic asking for it?

            Are you really trying to say you never oggle people because if so I will personally send you a PRUDE T shirt?

          • Lizzietish81

            Um yes, he’s posing. He’s asking to be photographed.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Where do you want that T shirt sent?

          • Lizzietish81

            Oh I see, this is all a strange marketing campaign.

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            That was in reference to your remark and has nothing to do with the guy in the picture and you know that. If you don’t know that, you are amazingly obtuse. I never oggle people because that isn’t a word. I don’t ogle people because it’s rude. Again, either you don’t understand the meaning of the word, have no empathy for other people, or you are just enjoying being an obnoxious twit.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            AOT,K

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            No, I didn’t ogle the picture even a little. While I may appreciate looking at an attractive man, that person doesn’t fall within the parameters of what I consider to be attractive. And if I see an attractive man IRL I’m not so rude as to ogle him.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Post a picture of what you would oggle then?

            He doesn’t do anything for me either!

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            More silly deflection.

    • Shanzgood
      • Wolf Tracker

        Sorry- not your type?

    • Teecha

      I bet he struggles to buy trousers.

      • Daniel

        Well, he’s got nowhere to keep his wallet.

    • Lizzietish81

      So you have a lot of pictures of half naked beef cakes with erections ready to post on a moments notice?

      • Wolf Tracker

        AND what if I do?

        Got a problem with that?

        • Lizzietish81

          No but it looks like you do.

          • Wolf Tracker

            No- it looks like you thought you could shame someone by calling them Gay which is pretty damn immature.

          • Lizzietish81

            Says the guy posting pictures from his personal porn stash in support of toxic masculinity.

          • Wolf Tracker

            If that doesn’t do it for you I am sure I can find something that does or are you just jealous of his package?

          • Lizzietish81

            So you berate me for using gay as an insult and then turn around and make a transphobic insult while still offering to show me porn.

            You have problems.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Ah- and now we know it was jealousy that got your got.

  • Boojum

    Wouldn’t it be joyous to walk up to one of them and introduce yourself as “Chad” and immediately be swept away by a beautiful woman? It would need planning and video and a mop for the tears.

  • TJ Barke

    These incels needs to take some personal responsibility. Nobody wants to fuck me, either, but I don’t go around contending there’s a vast societal conspiracy of women and feminism trying to put me down.

    • Boojum

      That’s because no one has told you about the conspiracy. Yet.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      I feel like you are a ripe peach, and the perfect lady is gonna bite you, hard.

      But yeah, those incel guys, what a bunch of entitled losers.

    • suziq

      I think you are a kind person and too shy. There are girls that like that!

      • TJ Barke

        If the girl of my dreams is as shy as I am, we will never meet…

        • suziq

          Volunteer someplace or join a group with similar interests, you might meet someone there, or at least other nice people.

        • Sigh. I was a medic in an army truck cab with my future wife and the driver about 40 years ago, and was struggling to find some way to make an opening for seeing her outside work. I said something dumb about asking for contact info in case of work issues, and there was a prolonged and awkward silence. Then the driver exploded “Jesus fucking Christ! Just ask her out on a date, you dufus!”

          I was startled so much I blurted out “Uh, would you like to go out this week, maybe see a movie?”

          She said “Sure.”

          We watched some Japanese cartoons at an indie theater (I think they called ’em “anime” or somethin’ like that) and ate some chocolate chip cookies. Forty years now and counting. I think this one’s a keeper.

          So, there’s hope. May require intervention, though.

          Take classes at the local junior college. Start a hobby, like yoga, gardening, gene hacking, day hiking. Volunteer for a soup kitchen or Habitat for Humanity. My sweetie and I met because we were working together on a regular basis.

          It’s easy possible to talk to someone you see on a regular basis.

    • Daniel

      Yeah, I accept the reasons women don’t want to sleep with me are because they’ve not met me yet or because they’ve met me.

  • Finnibar87

    Don’t you look at me! Don’t you ever look at me!

    Mommy, mommy!

  • Gayer Than Thou

    This whole thing is beyond my ability to even today. I can’t.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    I was going to add “and then the murders began” to some of those first statements but it was too real

    • Finnibar87

      Considering men kill women all the fucking time: yeah.

  • Raan

    I always thought leggings were for…

    You know what, I have absolutely no idea what leggings are for. I have no concept of fashion.

    If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here napping. But no one need me.

    • Finnibar87

      Like pretty much anything someone puts on their ass, leggings are for warmth, minus the chafing.

    • Edith Prickly

      They are for wearing under my sweater dresses in the winter, or for going to the gym, or for lying on the couch reading Wonkette…for anything, really.

  • TundraGrifter

    Sad to see the cheese done slipped off those poor boys’ crackers.

  • Treehopper1104

    I’d tell them they can have my leggings when they pry them from my cold, dead body, but I’m afraid some of them might take that as a good suggestion.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Are they expensive merino wool leggings for hiking?

      • Treehopper1104

        Mostly expensive synthetic for running when it’s damn cold, although I have worn them under hiking pants and they were pretty fabulous to have when we got above the tree line and the wind picked up.

    • TJ Barke

      And then the murders began…

  • Teecha

    These terrible boys are terrible.
    Also, how old am I that this is my first thought when I see Chad? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c0f8cdc198013d42c17a50f75a1c116b405ca3b2f2bed2dce7b5aa176dfcb50c.jpg

    Wot no girlfriend?

  • Edith Prickly

    I suppose believing women are constantly conspiring against them is less humiliating than the truth, which is that these women aren’t thinking about them at all?

  • wait! what?

    I’m surprised they don’t call women in leggings Valeries and the guys that get them Winwoods.

    https://youtu.be/-bbrWmlX9Lk

    • Three Finger Salute

      These guys? More like Losewoods.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    Just sayin’, I wear leggings to teach in ee’ryday. Them and my Chucks.

    Except on Friday I wear jeans.

    • Finnibar87

      There you go, messing with the libidios of America’s youth, again.

      • GreenGoldSharpie

        *whispers* They’ll be really upset if they ever figure out I’m a trans woman.

        • Finnibar87

          The thick plottens!

        • OutOfOrbit

          actually, they should approve because you … nope, not, uh …. i haz confuze,sort-a: i am at once arroused and frustrated seeing sexy bootie/bod’ — meanwhile, it is a pleasure that is worth the “price” tho’ i cannut touch. i like window shopping! i guess. doz that make sense?

    • Teecha

      You could choose jeggings on Friday.

      • GreenGoldSharpie

        My jeans are actually jeggings. *lol*

        I’ve lost ten pounds so they look more like jeans now.

        • Teecha

          Congrats!

  • Alternative Dog

    I blame Jane Fonda.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I blame Guy Fieri

      • Finnibar87

        I blame XX, and let XY of the hook for their inability to control themselves.

      • That should be blamed for nearly everything

      • Me not sure

        I blame it on the bossa nova. It’s been said to be the dance of love.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        That’s my personal motto.

      • Marion in Savannah

        You can NEVER go wrong by blaming Guy Ferry for anything.

  • Me not sure

    There’s a prominent place in Darwinism for these folks, but it won’t be there for any of their offspring, because there will be none. When I was a kid if you weren’t getting laid you simply lied about it rather than whining. ….Or so I’m told.

  • Jack Had A Permit

    Funny story. I’m doing laundry today and am currently wearing a pair of leggings my wife doesn’t wear any more. They’re my go-to for when I have literally nothing else to wear. If I’m being honest, they are comfy as hell. TL;DR, fuck these guys. They don’t know what they’re missing.

    • Me not sure

      Oh great! Now Wonkette has ruined spandex for me. Why do I keep torturing myself here?

      • Jack Had A Permit

        Never let anyone or anything ruin spandex for you. If it’s good enough for Batman, it’s good enough for everyone.

    • Edith Prickly

      Should hose and doublets for men make a comeback? Discuss amongst yourselves….

      • GreenGoldSharpie

        I just want heavy, (fake) fur lined cloaks to come back.

        • coozledad

          I want to dress like a Song dynasty emperor. It’s the shoes.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        Wait, you mean they went away? Why wasn’t I told about this? Whose in charge?

        • Me not sure

          I hear Beau Brummells are all the rage in London, don’cha know.

        • Edith Prickly

          Hey, I don’t know what you guys wear over in Nederlandia, but here the uniform is cargo shorts and t-shirts.

      • Canned Covfefe

        Yes, please.

      • PeedeResistance

        Only if codpieces are included…

    • Vincent Ricola

      My husband wears my old leggins when it’s cold outside! Because he isn’t a weirdo with strange virgin issues that prevent him from being comfortable when it’s freezing outside and he has to shovel the driveway! #chadlove

    • Jennifer R

      Skirts are comfy as fuck. Just saying.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        Peasant skirts are like heaven.

    • HorseChestnut

      I have a pair of warm leggings with pictures of gnomes on them. They are rad and I will never stop wearing them, gender be damned.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Us women don’t owe you shit, you stupid little twerps. You can’t assign worth to us because we have it by virtue of being human.

    • Three Finger Salute

      But then you get to the next level of having to prove your worth in America: “Do you have a job and do you make six figures from it?” If all you are is a lowly schoolteacher, nurse (icky science heathen) or, worse, unemployed, do not pass go and do not collect $200, because won’t someone please think of the poor corporate welfare recipients.

      I don’t have a job or a stock portfolio. So I guess that means I don’t qualify for the citizenship test either. On paper I do. But in practice, not so much. Bigly sad.

      • Lord Jim

        I feel ya. Er, not literally…uh…

        XD

    • Lord Jim

      Unpossible!

  • NotDarkYet

    I think these poor, misunderstood lads are simply in the WRONG country.

    I feel we could do the lot a BIGLY favor by shipping them off to some paradise of male superiority like, say, Sudan, Somalia, or Somesuchfuckistan.

    There, they wouldn’t have to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous, uncovered femininity and, added bonus!, could enjoy the fruits of YallQaeda’s Ayn Randian economics.

    Sweet freedom all ’round!

    Let’s pass the hat and donate to the cause, friends, shall we?

    • Finnibar87

      But, no.

      They want Thailand.

      Because blah women really terrify em.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        As we should. Because their BS will get called out, LOUDLY.

      • Canned Covfefe

        But they don’t want to pay either way.

  • suziq

    For the record, would love to find a sports bra where my boobs don’t bounce all over the place cuz that hurts. My excuse for not exercising.

    • Finnibar87

      Most women prefer to not bounce.

      Hence, the vast array of sports bras.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I like to not bulge either. Some people say Spanx are evil but I think they’re great. Like compression pantyhose for the rest of your body. Can’t wear them in the pool, though, so I just don’t bother owning a bathing suit. I don’t have a pool either, so it works out.

      • suziq

        Even the sports ones I have tried bounce, some just less than others. And they are expensive so I can’t buy them all. There was a Nike one I liked but they don’t make them any more. Of course.

    • Edith Prickly

      Try the Enell sports bra. Those don’t let anything move.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      So would I, for that matter.

    • grindstone

      Try Freya sports bras. The fit is CRUCIAL…don’t use the old band+4 rule. And those puppies don’t move, baby.

      • Vincent Ricola

        Seconded.

      • suziq

        I do have Freya swim suits and regular bras, have not tried a sports bra. Thanks!

        • grindstone

          They are not, IMO, all day comfortable, but they provide a level of hold I haven’t found in other sports bras. And they support rather than just mash your boobs up under your armpits. Try “her room dot com” for a good selection.

          • suziq

            Thanks, think I have seen that website before. I have purchased from bra stop dot com several times in the past. Their sale prices are great but they are in London so if you have to send something back it is very expensive. Usually I just buy ones that are so cheap that I don’t bother sending back and they are usually “good enough”. Not off-brand, they have Freya and Curvy Kate etc. Really nice to buy swim suits sized by bra size too. They actually ft me!

          • grindstone

            How is the quality on Curvy Kate? I’ve worn Freya and Fantasie for about eight years and I have older bras that are in better shape than my newer bras, and fit smoother, which means the quality may be declining.

  • altleftjohn

    Cuz if there’s one thing us real heterosexual men agree on, it’s that we just hate looking at women’s bodies.

    What?

    • Finnibar87

      Everyone looks.

      • Shanzgood

        Hell, *I* look.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        These creeps don’t know the difference between looking and leering.

        • FauxAntocles

          D’oh! Too slow!

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            tie!

        • SayItWithWookies

          My rule is: if you’re not worried about looking like you’re staring, then you’re staring.

        • Lord Jim

          I’ve always thought of reflective surfaces as a sexist pig’s best friend. Er, I actually do that…

      • FauxAntocles

        Somebody needs to explain the difference between staring and looking to these stupid kids.

    • Wolf Tracker

      We are supposed to burn our eyes out I guess.

      • Daniel

        No, you whiny prat, you’re just not supposed to think they dress like that for you.

        • Wolf Tracker

          Getting personal only shows your insecurity.

          Maybe you are afraid of the competition?

          • Daniel

            Ah, the old “you wouldn’t insult me unless you felt threatened” gambit.

            No, that’s not the case. I just think you’re a prat, so I said that.

            I’ve already explained how I don’t believe you’re arguing honestly elsewhere- that you haven’t responded to that shows your insecurity.

          • Wolf Tracker

            No you turned to a personal attack because you really can’t defend your opinion and you can’t admit you oggle people just like everyone else or you are a PRUDE that thinks you are better than everyone else.

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Whiny prat.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Prude

          • Jack Had A Permit

            Not everyone oggles people. In fact, very few of us are sexual predators.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Save it for your wife lol!

          • Jack Had A Permit

            *yawn* Getting personal again?

          • Wolf Tracker

            Only if you were lying about that wife thing?

          • Jack Had A Permit

            No reason to lie about that, sparky. Pull your panties out of your ass and get a sense of humor. Being insufferable isn’t a healthy life choice.

          • Daniel

            You’re not very good at this.

          • Daniel

            …Again, point out where I’ve denied the things you’re claiming I’ve denied.

            Quote me.

            The point is not that people don’t ogle- it’s that women aren’t dressing to be ogled when they wear yoga pants.

            Learn to read.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Do you want that PRUDE shirt in large or XX large?

          • Daniel

            It’s prudish to say that women aren’t wearing things in order to be ogled?

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          Or turn it into some bizarre conspiracy theory based on a sense of entitlement over women’s bodies and inability to think of women as people.

          • Shanzgood

            And thinking he can body-shame me? Hahahahaha!

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            What a pathetic creep.

          • Shanzgood

            I wonder how much longer we’re going to have to put up with it?

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Is slut shaming ok here?

          • I thought we were more into slut celebrating?

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Indeed. I far prefer slut welcoming.

          • It’s much more fun

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            I’m on board with that!

          • Jack Had A Permit

            The only slut I shame is myself. It’s how I get my kicks.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Whenever a man bodyshames someone, it’s like a neon sign appears over his head that reads-

            I AM INSECURE ABOUT MY PENIS

            It always says more about him. It says nothing about you.

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Heck, I’m insecure about his penis.

          • Well, Twitler’s genital insecurity is destabilizing

          • Wolf Tracker

            Only if you are ashamed of cellulite?

            We all get it when we get older regardless.

        • Canned Covfefe

          This^^^

    • Jack Had A Permit

      Can’t stand it myself. Why, I even got married to keep from ever having to look at a woman’s body ever again. . .

      • Lord Jim

        I’m sure it worked a treat. That’s what all my married friends say. :D

        • Jack Had A Permit

          I know, I know. I kid. I’m actually gushingly fulfilled in my marriage, but that’s not the kind of thing most folks really want to hear.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            This is exactly what I want to hear.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I never even think of looking at a woman, even casually, to acknowledge her existence. This is a lesson I learned from Mother Pence, with her cat-o-nine-tails in hand.

      Ouch! Sorry, Mother. I won’t offend again!

  • The Librarian

    If these guys weren’t so pathetic, I’d laugh harder (who am I kidding, I lmao).
    Let’s see, why would a woman in leggings with a wedgie hide her butt? Because she knows she has a wedgie and is embarrassed, dolt!
    Why would a woman hold her skirt down? Probably a gust of wind, dolt!
    Why would a woman wear comfortable clothes to jog in? Because jeans aren’t comfortable to jog in, dolt!
    Why shouldn’t a convicted rapist be allowed to play sportsball? If you don’t know the answer by now, you’re just a dolt, dolt!

  • TJ Barke
    • Finnibar87

      Ahh, our secret weapon!

    • Vincent Ricola

      My god. We’re monsters.

      • Canned Covfefe

        Are you into the canned clams again?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh. Tut, tut.

    • wait! what?
      • Shanzgood

        Those shorts were a wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen. I accidentally saw SO many testicles.

        • Juan de Fuca

          Did we go to the same elementary school?

        • Canned Covfefe

          Accidentally?

          • Shanzgood

            I wasn’t in grade school! Ew!

          • Shanzgood

            WAS in..

          • Lord Jim

            LOL!

      • Canned Covfefe

        Doncha know? They’re baa-ack.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Why am I craving peaches all of a sudden?

    • Lyly Sirivong

      I’m sorry but… Orange is really a ghastly colour.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      Stop oppressing me. Stop it right this minute or I’ll– I’ll– I’ll TELL!

    • Daniel

      Peaches come in a can.

    • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

      If this is evil, I damn sure don’t want to be good!

  • Finnibar87

    Men in construction have been known to wear pantyhose with their hard hats.

    For warmth.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Football players too.

      • Shanzgood

        ANd golfers.

        • Me not sure

          …and some cops, but only on the weekend.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        I wouldn’t mention football to these incel guys. All that bending over and touching, probably causes a lot of confusion.

      • Juan de Fuca

        Some of us in the Army wore pantyhose under our socks during long ruck marches. It helped to prevent blisters.

      • Canned Covfefe

        Field hockey for me. Had a friend who lost a toe nail every year in camp until we discovered this. Still better for hiking than any of expensive socks.

    • Canned Covfefe

      To avoid blisters also too. And chafing but especially blisters.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Lord Jim

    “Men’s rights ought to be the clarion call of everyone truly interested in civil rights.”

    Lessee if I got this straight.

    “I’m a member of an oppressed minority cuz girlz won’t fuck me!”

    Well, when you put it that way…

    http://themacadvocate.com/Home/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Bwahahaha.jpg

  • Juan de Fuca

    I just want to say that as a loyal husband of 20 years, and one who has never cheated on his spouse (because it’s deplorable and I won’t ever get with any girl better than Mrs. de Fuca anyway) – I don’t have any problem at all with seeing ladies walking around in yoga pants. For some really weird reason, I kinda find it attractive. But I’m just one guy and it could just be me.

    • Finnibar87

      We humans – both genders – are sexual animals.

      It’s how we roll.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I almost wish CRISPR could fix that and reproduction only happen in jars. No sex drive would mean no rape or molestation, and people would just be really close friends. No transmissible diseases either because, well, nobody would be interested in transmitting them.

    • grindstone

      The best husband (mine) looks all the time, but he knows the difference between seeing someone and leering at someone. Hell, I even make sure to point out the pretty ones to him, because his thought process is “oh look, pretty woman, moving on now.” Not, oh my gawd must have!!!

      • Juan de Fuca

        One time while we living in Australia, we were at a primo snorkeling spot on the Ningaloo reef in Oz and my sister-in-law was visiting us. It was a also a clothing optional beach of sorts. Anyway, we’re all taking a break from snorkeling, laying in the sun and sister-in-law says “Damn! Those are some nice tits!)

        Wife and I sit up and look down the beach and see a woman sitting topless on the sand about 50 meters down from us. I stand up, gather my snorkeling gear and tell Mrs. de Fuca and sister-in-law –

        “Well, I’m going back out for another swim but I think I’m going to get in down (points towards topless woman with nice boobs) there this time.”

  • spangled

    there is a male equivalent to yoga pants/leggings – it’s sweatpants.

    I used to see dudes wearing this particular kind of grey sweatpants at school all the time that were just like…dick outline city.

    the difference is, I’ve never seen women say that men deserve to be raped because they’re wearing those dick sweatpants. nor have i seen women complaining that men wear those just for some kind of cruel titillation. just like women wear yoga pants/leggings, men wear them because they’re comfy.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Ha! I keep hearing Dick Outline City to the tune of Suffragette City.

      • spangled

        wham bam thank you dan!

    • wait! what?

      We prefer the term phallus-palace pants.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Bill Murray going commando! Yes!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TogGxzlfhM

    • Shanzgood

      AND they probably never got sent home to change clothes.

    • Wolf Tracker

      I didn’t see any of the men in those comments saying they wanted to rape anyone either.

      Conflating the issue.

      • spangled

        Did you even read the article? “No one gives a shit if you were sexually assaulted. Because you idiots deserve it for wearing slutty clothes like that in public trying to gain attention from impressionable men.”

  • bubbuhh

    I am confuse by leggings. Are yoga pants leggings? iz bearded lady in pic wearing mini-leggings? Can bearded lady be sued for breech? Mebbe, panty hose leggings make men tights? Hole subject makes cheeks purse, fer sure.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/48494a4312fa8c7039d843b5ea92acedbe14366dfc48c4d76c12d53513325e96.png

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/645acc82352701652b525a47b21cd6c7a502eaa5a8a2f6c12eab9eccc133dbfa.jpg

    • Wolf Tracker

      See they don’t even want to talk about THAT!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    I have gradually (and over far too many years, to be honest) developed a personal rule for deciding my judgment on these kinds of issues. I call it the “What Damn Business is it of Mine?” Rule or WDBIIOM, for short.

    Here’s how it works in practice. Case A: Suppose a woman wants to wear leggings for any reason. It might be flattering. It might not. WDBIIOM?

    Answer: None. No Damn Business of Mine. So drop it. Not important.

    Case B: A guy, call him the President of the United States, and his family and practically all of his close associates, sell out the United States of America to a hostile foreign power. WDBIIOM?

    Well, it is my damn business. I’m a citizen of the country that is under attack.

    See the difference, you MGTOW assholes?

    • Finnibar87

      I have also taken up that tactic as a way to navigate life.

      It’s refreshing.

    • bubbuhh

      except all forward thinking men believe women wearing/not wearing stuff deserves utmost attention in non-aggressive juggalootin way.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        Juggaloo Libelz!11!1!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Well, I might reserve my disapproval privately on the first matter, and not express it in such a way that it would upset a complete stranger. (I don’t like PDA or frank discussions about sex either.) The second one, obviously it’s my concern as it should be to everyone, but… I’m still not going to say anything about it publicly, because I know there’ll be consequences and I won’t know how to fight back.

      I don’t have any friends in the first place, but I make it a point to follow the old advice of not discussing or displaying your politics or religion in public. When out and about, I try to be a cipher in mixed company, otherwise riots are going to happen. It may not be right, but it’s reality. I don’t own a car, but if I did I wouldn’t put bumper stickers on it. I don’t wear hats, clothing, or jewelry that express my political or religious position. I don’t even wear anything that has a sportsball logo, and I don’t put out signs for candidates on the front lawn.

      I don’t ever bring up sex in public either, because it’s inappropriate subject matter. I always dress in a manner that basically blends in with the crowd, and avoids getting leered at by Reddit stalkers who probably have iPhones to take pictures of me and comment about it on their stupid forum. I’m a realist. I have no interest in going to parties or nightclubs anyway, but even if I did, I’d avoid them, because I know that if the worst-case scenario was to happen, the first questions I’d get would be about what I was wearing, and why I even bothered going to the club at all. I know this is never going to change. So I just take the onus on myself and don’t bother.

      Your “street self” being an ideological cipher and forgettable wallflower in mixed company is sort of a form of what the French call laïcité as applied to displaying religion (which is increasingly a battle about Muslims wearing hijab). It’s laïcité for not just religion, but politics and other opinions or “standout characteristics” too (like your physical presence). Now, I don’t think laïcité should necessarily be imposed by fiat; I just think it’s a good thing to practice on an individual level for reasons of personal privacy, and avoiding discord whenever possible. No team identification whatsoever, otherwise you run the risk of getting hurt.

      The problem is, with Trump and even his acolytes in other countries, it’s now acceptable to be publicly deplorable, and so of course there’s going to be inevitable pushback. It just won’t come from me. It’ll come from someone else who has the chutzpah — and who probably gets run over by a muscle car driven by a Redditor. It certainly wasn’t her fault. But it’s not worth the risk from where I stand either. No good deed goes unpunished. So I just do my best to blend in with, well… the wall.

  • Lizzietish81
    • Canned Covfefe

      Love that

  • Chyron HR

    I don’t know what the ass men of America did to the Bilderberg Group or the President or whomever it is that really runs the show to make them somehow convince literally every woman alive that leggings and tights are actually pants… but as an ass man myself, Jesus, well done, ass-Illuminati.

    • Finnibar87

      They are working OT to better serve you.

    • Canned Covfefe

      Ok. Someone please help me to understand how leggings and yoga pants aren’t pants? I mean pants it’s right there in the name yoga pants.

  • BadKitty904

    Have str8 men ALWAYS been this crazy? How has our species lasted this long?

    • Finnibar87

      Too much time and dick on their hands.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Not all str8 men. And many were better at hiding it. They knew the wimmen that they could target and they left it out of the mainstream conversation.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      You assume incels are straight?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      You’re assuming the str8 part.

      Doesn’t this assume Roy Cohn levels of denial?

    • suziq

      I blame the internets, before those guys hid in moms basement and read this shit all day they thought it was just them and kept it to themselves. Now they are spreading the word and converting others to their ‘movement.’
      Based on nothing but my deep thoughts.

      • Moebym of the Returners

        Let’s hope for all our sakes that these men don’t move up from mom’s basement into positions in which they have the power to make their pronouncements law.

        It’s already happening…

  • Finnibar87

    And then the same losers get all kinds of shit when they wander about in cycling shorts, how is that even fair?

    • Alternative Dog

      Many years ago I thought folks wearing cycling shorts were just being peacocks. Then I started putting in 70+ miles a week on a road bike and I realized that one wears those things because they work exceptionally well.

      • Finnibar87

        Your taint is grateful, no doubt.

      • MasRioBravoHombre

        Well…just assure everyone that you’ll never wear a Speedo, and we’ll forgive the well working bike shorts.

  • suziq

    Making jokes at these guys’ expense is funny but can get unfunny quickly.

    http://www.salon.com/2017/09/16/male-entitlement-in-action-why-the-texas-shooting-is-a-gender-issue/

    • Lord Jim

      Reading the CBS News coverage of the story,
      my heart broke to read that Debbie Lane, the mother of victim Meredith
      Hight, felt the need to justify her daughter’s decision to break up with
      Spencer Hight, her estranged husband who went on to murder eight
      people.

      Because she knows that all too many will try to blame her daughter.

    • Lord Jim
  • Moebym of the Returners

    Seriously, given half a chance, these guys would try to make it the law for us to cover up like the women in Saudi Arabia do, among other indignities, like (previously) not being allowed to drive, or not being able to go anywhere without male supervision.

    (sorry about the run-on sentence)

    • Jennifer R

      read up on white sharia law, some of them already are doing just that.

    • HazooToo

      If given the chance, they would actually kill off the “ugly feminists” and turn every other woman into a house pet for fucking and feeding them.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Why do I suspect Mike Pence nods sagely whilst reading these guys on Reddit? “What are you reading, Michael?” “Oh, just some stuff on the national debt, Mother. It’s really interesting!”

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    These are the assplugs who want rape legalized, and for any woman who alleges a sexual assault to be publicly executed. The GOP agrees with these twatwaffles in every way.

  • Jennifer R
  • My google news list just recommended an article from the intercept. Must be all the Glenn Greenwalt is an asshat articles i read…

    • OutOfOrbit

      well, petting strange dogs …

    • janecita

      To be fair The Intercept has some real good articles. Greenwald is still an asshat though.

    • TJ Barke

      Clock twice a day policy when it comes to Intercept articles.

  • TJ Barke

    Not being allowed to control and dominate others is oppression to these fucknuts…

    • Finnibar87

      But especially womminz.

    • Lord Jim

      Just like persecution is not being allowed to oppress whoever you want for Teavangelicals.

      • TJ Barke

        What the right wing is ultimately about. Hierarchy, exploitation and domination.

    • natoslug

      If you’re going to do that, you need to do it in the name of religion. Then it’s a freedom.

  • akryan

    first of all, is there something wrong with wanting to look good when you excercise? so what if a woman wears an outfit she thinks is hawt when she works out. when I was young, I liked wearing clothes that showed up my bod when I worked out. it’s a pretty normal thing for people to try to show off the goods during that short period of life in which we have a good enough body to show off. I swear these guys want women walking around in burkas.

    • Daniel

      They want women dressed like this, but they also want those women to have sex with them without them having to look good themselves.

    • Finnibar87

      Then they would whine about how boring she is.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      They’re mostly mad that they don’t get to have power over women like they think they’re entitled to.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Exactly. They’re mad women decide what women wear.

      • akryan

        they need to look into getting a mail order bride. my guess is that they don’t have the money for it though.

        • Daniel

          A lot of them are eagerly awaiting the advent of sexbots.

          • Lord Jim

            Who will promptly kill them.

          • Marion in Savannah

            That would be a feature, not a bug.

          • DrBigHead

            That will just bring us one step closer to Skynet, and then they will be fucked, but not like they imagine.

            BTW, In my town one of the local television stations named their weathercams “Skynet”. The boy and I have been making fun of them so much that MsBigHead reflexively groans whenever they mention it.

          • God Emperor Emeritus

            And you know that even after that happens, they STILL won’t shut up.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          I wouldn’t wish that on any poor desperate woman.

        • natoslug

          They need to look into getting an inflatable bridge. They don’t deserve anything with an actual pulse.

      • Lord Jim

        It’s so dead obvious to everyone but them.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I don’t look like a workout bunny, which is why I don’t join a gym. Paradoxical in that I’ve lost 45 pounds since May, but now just have a lot of flab that needs to be toned up. Yet I’m afraid to sign up for the health club because iPhones exist and so do Predditors — and some of them are even women who don’t want us imperfect types messing up their perfect supermodel space.

      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/15/07/36441E9500000578-3689780-image-m-8_1468565201130.jpg

      It should be noted that the few times I do go out are in the late evening when it’s dark and people can’t see too well in the night hours. Otherwise, I’m a recluse — a virtual recluse, a hikikomori, and ironically it’s because of the Internet that I don’t show my face in public. I don’t want to end up getting Alicia Machado’ed all over “the front page of the Internet.”

      • H0mer0

        she (bunny) didn’t help.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    You know, I just finished moving to a new city where no one knows me, I work like a crazy person, and the other night I had a dirty sex dream.

    We share our sexual frustration, me and these guys. Yet I’m still NOT a horrible, worthless bag of tiny, limp dicks. Go figure.

  • Johnatx

    Jesus. I was trying to think of something snarky to say, but I got nothing. These guys are seriously messed up.

  • Amelia Resists and Persists

    It’s truly unbelievable that a woman going about her day dressed how she wants might cover herself or get defensive about a guy blatantly staring at her ass for a noticeably long time while she’s at work or in public. Just BAFFLING.

    These fucking losers, I swear.

  • HazooToo

    If I had one of these assholes as a neighbor, I would go out of my way to get a log of their messages and proof the messages belonged to them, then walk around the entire neighborhood putting copies of both into people’s mailboxes.

    • Amelia Resists and Persists

      Send a copy to their mom while you’re at it.

      • HazooToo

        And their boss and coworkers. And the various businesses in the area.

      • spangled

        yes! i’m telling you, there needs to be a vigilante that solely exists to send people’s horrifying internet comments to their mothers

        • Finnibar87

          And maybe a dad or two.

        • H0mer0

          what did moms do to deserve–uh, never mind.

      • bubbuhh

        Much better. Why distress the neighbors.

  • altleftjohn

    So, boobs let them down?

    • Vincent Ricola

      Hahahaha. Bravo.

      • altleftjohn

        *blushes and bows*

    • Lord Jim

      Arrrrrggggh! Checkmatey!

  • Sheepshagger

    remember before the internet when people lived lives of quiet desperation? I quite liked that.

    • TJ Barke

      I still do.

      • Sheepshagger

        Quiet you!

        • altleftjohn

          I’m desperate!

    • Daniel

      I still do, but then hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

    • Finnibar87

      As long as it was quiet, sure.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I still do. What I do miss is when it wasn’t available to every asshole with a cheap broadband connection. I’m relatively young, but old enough to remember when computer hobbyist groups had actual printed newsletters and meatspace meetups. There was the BMUG era and now there’s the SMUG era. BMUG stands for Berkeley Macintosh User Group. SMUG, well, it’s smug, but I’ll say it stands for Socially Maladaptive User Group. Otherwise known as Reddit.

  • HazooToo

    OT? It is Saturday, so this might be the open thread anyway. https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/909125541718044672

  • janecita

    8 years ago, when I was living in Sweeden, I was walking to the supermarket when this beautiful girl wearing a sports bra, and yoga pants jogged by me. There was some construction going on down the road, and the workers were taking their lunch break. I thought to myself, “Poor girl, those guys are going to harass the living hell out of her.” She jogged by them, and they didn’t even look at her:-)

    • Sheepshagger

      Swedes are probably so tit saturated they have a brain like a bird sanctuary.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Brothels everywhere in Sweden.

      Think that has something to do with it?

    • Robyn Ryan

      Secure in their masculinity.
      Guys cat call to prove their cis-ness to other men.

    • Alternative Dog

      That’s what happens when when a society moves away from sexual repression and violent authoritarianism (i.e. child beating). I wish we could share in their enlightenment.

  • Finnibar87

    It’s the pants what done it.

  • natoslug

    Incels, or as they are commonly known, the Taliban, have awful views on women.

    • TJ Barke

      Taliban libel?

      • natoslug

        Probably. At least they know how to garden. Er, they still grow lovely poppies, don’t they?

        • TJ Barke

          Also, they have faaaaaaaaaar more resolve than these shit stains ever will.

          • natoslug

            And for that, I am thankful.

        • Lizzietish81

          And unlike the whiny bitches in the US, the Taliban fought actual communists.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Arguably one of the few places communism would have been beneficial. Well, that and Saudi Arabia. Rather have a Castro or a Gorbachev in charge than fucking Bin Laden or the lunatic Wahabists who spread their ideology like a cancer.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Talibangelicals, in this case. Or Talibertarians. A misnomer if there ever was one, but Predditors tend to be those lolbertarians who just want to make it legal to shout the N word in public and redefine rape as a business transaction.

      • theCryptofishist

        Well, the Taliban has more beards.

  • Suttree

    I have had numerous girlfriends. They were all badass! A lot of them made more money than I. Do you know how bad I felt about that!? Wow, that is a nice new look that you have.

  • Walter Wellstone

    “What’s the point anyway? When I was actually having a half decent morning in an OK mood She just had to remind me I’m a reject and god forbid a beta sees her ass.”

    Dude, you ain’t no beta. You’re a fucking delta; maybe an epsilon if I’m being honest.

    • Wolf Tracker

      For a website built on snark you sure don’t seem to recognize it?

      • Walter Wellstone

        I do.

    • janecita

      Are we ripping on frat boys too? Good, because they also suck.

    • Eileen Besse

      Kappa.

    • theCryptofishist

      I believe the technical term, at one point was, epsilon minus semi-moran. We don’t say that any more because MoranZZZZ LieBulZZZ!!!!11

  • Robyn Ryan

    Incel genes need to be culled from the human gene pool.
    It may be time to cull the herd, using second amendment remedies….

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      Technically speaking, aren’t they self-culling?

  • Sheepshagger

    I’m not sure if this complies with comments for radicals but it’s a fairly inspired super cut set to “psycho killer”. https://twitter.com/spoondorf/status/824248847778140160

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
    • TJ Barke

      I thought they already did…

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Did he break another promise? Better go burn my MAGA hat!

        • DrBigHead

          I’m afraid all of the carbon being released from the burning MAGA hats will offset any benefit from adhering to the climate agreement

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            I’m more worried about the toxic chemicals released into the atmosphere from those cheap made in china products. Hopefully the idiots will breath in some of it as they burn them and get another ‘gift’ from fearless leader.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          I’m going to buy another overpriced MAGA had and burn both of them. That will show him!

      • Bananas Foster

        No, he couldn’t withdraw formally until 2020.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Wow! Did not see that coming but looks to me like Trump has decided working with the Dems is better than working with the GOP.

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        It’s a ratings thing. I still hate the slimy bastard and don’t trust the motherfucker as far as I can throw him.

        • Wolf Tracker

          Oh I don’t either but Trump is a slimy opportunist and if he thinks working with Dems will get the media off his ass and maybe buy him some love in the investigation he will do it and Dems should play him along like big fat carp.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            maybe buy him some love in the investigation

            Exactly! He still thinks the (p)Residency is a freakin’ reality show and his approval rating will still stay where it is unless it takes a huge hit with his moronic base. Which, I might add, I am hoping for.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Most of his base are independents and hate the GOP and love Medicare so he can keep them but he will probably lose the alt-right and they are a liability anyway.

            Just trying to think like Trump makes me sick.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            The alt-right is a blight on the human race.

        • Claire

          Yeah, I think he’s finding out that the only popular part of the Republican platform is the white supremacy, and that people really like Democratic policies when they aren’t coming from Democrats. Hell, he’s going to be someone’s useful idiot, he might as well be ours.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            Well stated.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            I said above, unless i hear otherwise I think this comes from industry. They’re desperately trying to find a way to look good, take credit for being responsible, but reducing their actual obligations so much they’re almost meaningless in the face of what climate change will bring.

      • I hate myself for agreeing with David Brooks, but his take on it was that Trump views the Democrats as competitors he can make deals with and the Republican Congresscritters as insubordinate employees.

        • Wolf Tracker

          That and Trump is an opportunist and he wants a win and the media off his ass and maybe some love from the investigation.

          It is how he thinks and Dems should play it for all they can and maybe he will agree to Medicare for all next?

        • theCryptofishist

          Interesting.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Why are any of his statements treated as anything but complete bullshit con artistry at this point?

    • Sheepshagger

      Did Nancy Pelosi show trump a folder of bank statements and covert photos at that meeting or something? Because she seems to have made a bitch of him quicker than the BGF with pharma bro.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      It might be time to don* (no pun intended) the hazmat suit and mosey on over to deadbart to see more heads exploding.

      *Ironically, my first name is Don and you have no idea how angry I am that his royal anus has sullied my good name.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        I know a Don, teacher friend of my dad’s, super-smart guy and godfather to my brother. They are, I think, mostly a good bunch of guys.

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          I have an uncle Don whom I was named after who has since passed away and a cousin Don. It seems to be a popular name in my family.

    • Carrie Scott

      Well Trump is a big conduction on terms. Bipolar disorder maybe???

      • Carrie Scott

        Contradiction in terms

  • Daniel

    (Reuters) – California lawmakers voted on Saturday to make the most
    populous U.S. state a so-called sanctuary by banning police from asking for the immigration status of people who have been arrested and limiting their cooperation with immigration officers.

    The measure was one of numerous bills passed on the last day of the legislature’s session this year, positioning California in opposition to conservative policies supported by the Trump Administration and the Republican controlled Congress.

    Illinois’ Republican Governor signed a bill last month protecting people from being detained simply because of their immigration status or because they are the subject of an immigration-related warrant.

    I imagine Trump will take this well.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I can see someone making best friends with Li’l Kim all of a sudden…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He will take it well as he ever does.

  • bubbuhh

    Well, I just now read the rest uv article (wuz diverted into various musins bout the nature uv legginz n why wimmenz wearin legginz an runnin round teh streetz shunt jus be a pure pleasure for all straight menz etsethera)….ahm back.

    Anywayz, unless a menz got hiz dick locked in a dick trap an he don’t have the key or sum such, there ain’t no such a thing as an involuntary celibate amongst teh mobile populashun. Theyz just lazy n stoopit men who probably smellz bad cuz dont bathe or clean their mouthz. Also, prolly got the stench uv toxic personality comin off them like a herd uv cooteez. Seem awfully focused on thundercockz also too.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • TJ Barke

      Maybe they had some pentagon big wigs sit him down to say “Look, idiot, this shit is real, and it will effect national security.”

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        It looks like they’re just trying to get out of the meaningful requirements, and stay in the agreement by doing the very least. I bet industry was behind this more than Dems. This is the kind of bullshit stuff I hear from my employer.

        “Still, Washington’s move may prove a pyrrhic victory for Paris Agreement champions. The U.S. is expected to significantly reduce its ambition to curb greenhouse-gas emissions, which would be in line with Mr. Trump’s goal of clinching “fairer terms,” the official said.”

        • SayItWithOtters

          Yeah, well the mystical goblins of the free market still aren’t going to bring coal back.

          • theCryptofishist

            I thought they were gnomes, like in Zurich.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Or maybe the relevant authorities explained to him that the insurance payout on Mar a Lago is way less generous under the new rules.

      • theCryptofishist

        He knows more than the generals.

        • TJ Barke

          Something tells me the generals aren’t really fans of his stupid shit.

    • wait! what?

      Re-edit:

      Being a terrible fuck means you can’t pull out.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I wonder what Steve Bannon will say about this on his blog?

      • Daniel

        He’ll unleash fire and fury like you’ve never seen and then everyone will be so sorry and he’s going it’s going to be you watch Ragnarok and Armageddon rolled into one and the world will fucking tremble!

        It’s going to be histrionic.

      • therblig

        find some way to declare victory for white people and slam liberals?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I feel that Kelly might let that Breitbart story get through…

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      Looks like someone finally convinced trump how bad the optics were on this. He’ll review the terms and claim he renegotiated, even though there’s nothing to negotiate, but it will appease his base.

      • therblig

        “Dumb french. We were gonna kill coal anyway and they sent me this Eiffel Tower made out of cheese. Suckers.” – DJT

    • theCryptofishist

      Another broken promise.

  • Tzipora Kaplan

    well now im never jogging outside again.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Way ahead of you.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      I’ve heard of this “outside” and I have to say. . . not a fan.

    • Plenty of room in the house

  • janecita

    If these guys want to have sex so fucking badly, why don’t they pay for it? Btw, I’ve met some ugly men with very active sex lives. A good personality, confidence, manners, and intelligence go a long way.

    • Can’t you get a ticket to Vegas for like $100 bucks?

      • Jennifer R

        Those places have serious standards.

    • Jennifer R

      They don’t have any money. And they feel they are owed it, like they deserve free sex just cause.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Sitting in the dark jerking off and bitching about women on-line isn’t a foolproof way to get laid? Surely you jest.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Or none of that, Katie, and money. Otherwise Trump wold be a lifelong virgin.

    • Canis Greyhame

      I find it amusing that they think of themselves as ‘normies’ – there’s nothing normal about the way these shitgibbons view women.

      • janecita

        They are creeps.

    • altleftjohn

      Next thing you’ll be wanting us to take baths and brush our teeth and wipe our asses.

  • Anna Rompage
    • TJ Barke

      That’s not plundering…

    • bubbuhh

      dat flower poised to snap down on dat bee

    • Wolf Tracker

      I bet that bee ogled the hell out of that flower.

      Bad bee, bad!

      • theCryptofishist

        Bees are female, you know, at least the ones that gather pollen. That bee is oppressing that flower.

    • LucindathePook

      But blossom must not ever fly
      From bee, to bee, to bee

  • Canis Greyhame

    As a running enthusiast, I can tell you that summer is no time to be cooped up indoors. So there you are, out in the fresh air, wearing the proper gear for freedom of movement and ventilation, but somehow you’re supposed to feel bad when some random perv can’t stop invading your space with his creepy, incessant staring?

    • Vincent Ricola

      They’ve got some serious goddamn nerve.

    • Wolf Tracker

      How would you know they are staring at you unless you were staring at them instead of running which is by the way a good way to trip and fall?

      • Daniel

        This is amongst the most idiotic things you’ve said.

        • Wolf Tracker

          What size prude T shirt did you want again?

          • Daniel

            Again, you still haven’t pointed out anywhere that I’ve denied people ogle each other or that I have ogled people.

            You keep saying I’m a prude- by your own logic this just illustrates your insecurity.

            You’re claiming you can only know someone is staring at you if you stare at them. That is obviously untrue.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Your stalking my posts pretty much makes that obvious!

          • Daniel

            It’s not stalking. There’s a bar that comes up on the thread that says “one new comment above”, I click that, it’s your comment. That’s not stalking. That’s reading a thread.

            I notice you’ve used this accusation to try and deflect from an inability to answer criticism before.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Riiiiight!

          • Daniel

            Are you telling me that’s not how disqus works?

            Or are you just admitting that you can’t actually answer my points?

    • Three Finger Salute

      I know I’m killing the environment by spending 4 months inside with the A/C on 24/7, but I just can’t risk the Roman Colosseum wrath of the digital panopticon. I intentionally don’t have a social media presence or a phone that takes selfies. I don’t want to risk someone else taking one for me and then having my photo put up there to laugh at for all the Predditors and their ilk.

  • Lizzietish81
    • wait! what?

      Menopause – I heard it’s great! it’s like taking ecstasy and a rocketship ride all rolled into one.

    • Catstro

      Yes! I was looking for the clip of Bruce saying “I dunno, give milk and whatnot” to post on the tits thread yesterday and I couldn’t find it.

  • Juan de Fuca

    “You don’t understand, Charley. I coulda had class. I coulda joined ISIS. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum who’s never going to get laid, which is what I am, let’s face it.”

    • theCryptofishist

      It seems like the long, grueling war against the Islamic State is winding down to a close that doesn’t favor the incels. Maybe, they should find the next opportunity.
      Mars?

  • tehbaddr

    “Why do females jog in public?” Why do you have Cheetos stained fingers and hang it in your mom’s basement?

    • TJ Barke

      Because in public is generally where there’s room to jog?

      • Catstro

        Didn’t you see them give women the generous suggestion of jogging around their own living room? Not very scenic, but at least you’re not inconveniencing an incel.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      In the land of lost content we turn into a six pack at midnight.

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=0YaXx6TnaKE

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Excellent take on heath care in the UK from The Rude Pundit:

    http://rudepundit.blogspot.ca/2017/09/an-american-in-uk-national-health.html

    • Three Finger Salute

      “Fucking pass single-payer. Or stop fucking pretending that we’re a society and just admit that the USA is a Darwinian dystopia.”

      I’ll go with “it’s the latter, Katie” for $200, Alex.

    • Grumpy Twat

      Read that, earlier. Agree 100%
      Unfortunately, Mrs Grumpy Twat is a highly-qualified (to Master’s level), highly-efficient Ward Sister with 33 years experience in the NHS, and she is so sick of the cuts the Tories have been making for decades, deliberately destroying the Health Service this nation treasures above anything politicians have to offer, that she cannot wait to retire. The staff are just being worked into the ground to a point where their work life is becoming literally unbearable.
      It is also staggering to see just how many top politicians are involved in private health companies. I am sure you are all amazed.

      • Lord Jim

        Does “conservatism” mean “destroy every good thing that didn’t exist 100 years ago”?

        • Grumpy Twat

          It really does feel that way, sometimes.
          But even that doesn’t account for the deliberate cruelty those nasty little shits display without shame.

  • Bananas Foster

    I plan to oppress much younger man tonight by buying him drinks and victuals.

    I’m sure he will never recover from the experience.

    • theCryptofishist

      I should do that, also, too. Anyone know of a much younger man in Richmond or El Cerrito (CA) who needs a spot of oppression?

  • William
  • Jennifer R

    Looks like my twitter log for the night’s posting is a mix of serious and funny, so have a serious thread. I think it’s worth a read but that is just me.
    https://twitter.com/SamusMcQueen/status/909051489460609029

    • Lord Jim

      I read This linked article.

      WTF IS FUCKING WRONG WITH MOTHERFUCKERS?!

      What in the fuck does such vicious trans-hate have to do with feminism?

      SMH

      • Jennifer R

        I will be posting a thread on that later in the day actually!

        • Lord Jim

          From this article:

          Janice Raymond’s The Transsexual Empire: The Making of a She-Male came out in 1979. In the book, Raymond, a self-proclaimed radical feminist, argues “All transsexuals rape
          women’s bodies by reducing the real female form to an artifact,
          appropriating this body for themselves…Transsexuals merely cut off the
          most obvious means of invading women, so that they seem non-invasive.”

          That derp right there is as every bit as “lolwut” as the most wilted word salad that ever fell out of Trumps blowhole.

  • handyhippie65

    why is it these wastes of flesh and bone think that a random woman jogging down the street is trying to drive them crazy? i’m sure they are close enough to walk there.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
    • Three Finger Salute

      We’re going to go into Greek letters like we did the year of Katrina, aren’t we?

      How the fuck do they alternate X-names anyway? Xavier and Xena? Xerxes? Xerox? Xanax?

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        Xanadu?

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

          They don’t have “X” names …

          • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

            That’s no fun.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Well, that solves it. Turns out that in 2005, they went directly from W straight into the Greek letters without even bothering with XYZ.

          • natoslug

            Dammit! I was really hoping to hear about the devastation caused by Xanax making landfall.

          • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

            And everyone was very relaxed.

          • JustDon’tSayDignity

            Well, hell, what fun is that?

          • theCryptofishist

            And I just got so excited over the possibilities.

      • bubbuhh

        Between Greek and Chinese names there are about 50 names beginning with X. There are three or four variants of Alexander alone that begin with X.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Apparently we don’t use those though. We may need to start doing so though, as the earth keeps getting warmer and the tropical seasons gets worse.

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      How did we get two ‘M’s?

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Atlantic & Eastern Pacific

        • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

          What about Central and Mountain?

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “Chad Thundercock, as you may know, is the enemy of all incels. He is a perfect Alpha Male with a square jaw, and he is a sex machine to all the chicks. According to incel theory, which is insane, women only want to have sex with Chad. Sometimes, after they “hit the wall” (ie: are over 25) and have already sexed up a million Chads, they will settle down with a “Norman”(normie), for the money (a theory they call “Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks”), but still want to fuck Chad and will do so if the opportunity is available. ”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b4773249558b262f6d2a213208d85871bd76ad6d64ad9b0ff21734beffb4a0f.gif

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Just to recall Trump’s fealty to Mother Russia, remember Shokholov’s immortal And Quiet Flows The Donald.

    • (((Aron)))

      Christ. Now I’m thinking of a Cossack host riding with the Tiki-Torch Nazis.

      And that makes me sad :(

      But that was a fantastic pun.

  • tehbaddr

    Incell? WTF is this new oppressed nomenclature about?

    • Canis Greyhame

      I think it’s the next stage in the degeneration of those who were formerly known as neckbeards.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I think Incel is the company that makes the battery for their sexbots.

    • Sheepshagger

      Remember that Elliot Roger piece of shit? There’s reddit subs that worship him. No joke. https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/

      • Three Finger Salute

        Son of Hollywood screenwriter who blamed romcoms for why he couldn’t get a date. The GOP already blames art and artists, whether it’s movies, music, video games, you name it, for everything, especially shootings so that they don’t have to talk about guns. Rodger gave them the perfect talking point, probably as a fuck-you to his father.

        So, keeping score in our celebrity perp lineup, we have: Columbine was Marilyn Manson’s fault. “Black-on-black crime” is Jay-Z’s fault. The Colorado movie theater shooting was Christian Bale’s fault. The Isla Vista massacre was… John Cusack’s fault?

        OK, I’ll turn it back on them… The Sainte-Foy massacre was Donald Trump’s fault. Ohhhh, no, how dare you say such a thing…..!

        • theCryptofishist

          Bowling Green, you can’t forget Bowling Green.
          Or Blowing Green, or Bwoling Green, or Hooker’s Green.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Bolling’s ween?

    • JMP

      It’s part of the giant alphabet soup that is the idiotic woman-hating MRA movement with dozens of little sub-groups that are all constantly fighting with each other.

      • theCryptofishist

        And not, alas, to the death.

  • Shrieking Denizen

    These guys are nuts, isn’t it obvious?

    • Wolf Tracker

      They are snarking and it is a meme.

  • Sheepshagger

    Look, being a woman is very simple, just listen up: all you have to do is be conventionally gorgeous and immaculately made up, unless I dont want you to be. You have to be sexually available at all times, but not so any other man ever looks at you, because then you’re a whore slut who deserves to be murdered. You have to earn a good living and be self sufficient but not so much it intimidates me, and you have to simultaneously be entirely dependent on me but not in a way that’s any burden. You’ve got to be in favour of children, but you mustn’t deviate from any of the above in the course of raising them, which I won’t help with, and if we get divorced you have to care for them 24-7 and not expect any support from me at all because that’s oppressive. Also you have to be demure and covered up and slutty as hell, but only the way and times I want it. Jeez, is that so hard?

    • Wolf Tracker

      I would settle for helping feed the horses.

    • TJ Barke

      In short: Do what I say or you’re oppressing me!

  • (((Aron)))

    ‘Men’s rights is nothing’ is one of the greatest lines in the history of television.

    • Princess Erika the Radiant

      the best part about it is that you can fill in whatever insult you want like

      also note to self: start wearing leggings more often to torture men’s rights losers

      • (((Aron)))

        MOAR JEGGINGS, PLOX

        • Princess Erika the Radiant

          that’s actually more comprehensible than the average post from an incel

  • therblig

    i look better in loose fitting clothes, and i do that as a public service.

    • Wolf Tracker

      THIS^^^^

  • Bozilingus
    • William

      He seems like the type of person I’d like to get drunk with and kicked out of a White Castle with.

      • Bozilingus

        You do have to worry about bears, at least in central Florida.

        • theCryptofishist

          In New York there are no bears
          That’s why we worry here
          And we’re no longer here
          Someone else will worry on the bears.

    • therblig

      i hate myself for laughing. but laughing i am.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Brilliant minds, at the same time

    • Lord Jim

      “mix a pray” Sensible advice. XD

  • Jennifer R
    • TJ Barke

      What fucking agenda? Do they think trans people are like xtians and need converts?

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Probably

    • Alternative Dog

      Wow. Jennifer is profoundly ignorant.

    • bubbuhh

      Everbody persecutin teh poor, poor Xian majority (includin poor persecuted Xian pedaphiles, wifebeaterz n racists). Sad.

    • Shanzgood

      If children can self-identify as cisgender or heterosexual, why not as trans or non-straight?

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    Terrible sign language interpreter. Pizza, monsters and bear big: http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/09/sign_language_interpreter_used.html

  • William

    Way back in the day gyms were not co-ed. Different times and/or days for men and women. I can tell you with absolute confidence. There is no person on this planet happier when that idiotic barrier fell than me. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9f2982ba26691e2b3d74ac2e2650178cf9885b3128c929b9c5450d43864b937d.jpg

    • Three Finger Salute

      Sucks for me though, because I don’t look like that — and there are even women who do, who don’t want me pudgying up the place.

      Gyms should make you lock up your iPhone or get out.

      • William

        I used to train at a place that had a sign that read as follows “This is not a lounge, work out or get out”. The practice of photographing people is frowned on. Web sites like Awkward gym moments have seen to that. Many gyms will eject you for taking photo’s video. Also….it doesn’t really matter what you look like, you’re there for you, not everyone else.

        • Three Finger Salute

          This is why I miss iPods that didn’t have cameras. People listen to music on their iPhones now. You can’t even buy the regular ones anymore. So a gym that made someone lock up the iPhone, could easily have the policy protested with customers getting upset about “how am I going to listen to music?”

          I’m also mad at Apple for discontinuing the “boring” version that didn’t have any extra crap. I’ll hang on to my 160G Classic as long as I can, but I don’t know what I’ll do when it dies. I’m not exactly the most hardware-savvy person to do that “hack” where you replace the drive with an SD card. I don’t have the money either to play around with fixing a whole fleet of them for practice.

          Long story short, the Internet ruined everything.

          • William

            I quit apple when they stopped making the nano. I just listen to whatever the gym plays. The owner is a young woman who tries to play whatever the age group is in the gym. Us old folks come in early, the kids late afternoon etc. I don’t compete anymore, so there isn’t that focus issue. In fact I’m enjoying it a lot more that I actually talk to people.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Ha, I’d have to be one of those who goes in early when the boomers are there and the oldies are playing. The likes of Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus blasting on the PA system later in the day would make me get a sudden fit of adrenaline rage so intense I’d probably hurl a discus into a window.

          • William

            The subscription the gym pays for is really very good. There was a selection yesterday that included Velvet underground, George Harrison and Tower of Power. I remain impressed.

      • janecita

        I go to the Gym to workout, I don’t check out other people, and I suspect that the great majority of people aren’t doing it either.

        • bbayliss

          I wouldn’t be so sure…Years ago my wife and I went to the gym. I got out of the locker room first, (women!) and found myself oddly attracted to this cute babe, trying to kinda side eye her, didn’t want my wife to catch me ogling this hot babe.
          I finally threw caution to the wind, took a good look and said, “Hi Honey, I thought I got here first.”

    • Wolf Tracker

      I dated a gymnast in college.

      That is all I need to say…

      • William

        I married a weightlifter. It’s good If you can both compromise on diet.

        • janecita

          Is that gorgeous lady your wife?

          • William
          • janecita

            Another strong, gorgeous lady:-)

          • William

            Thank You. Sixty three years old. I’m her biggest fan. I know I’m borderline nauseating about how proud I am, but we just mesh well. When anyone asks what we are doing today, the response might be back and bi’s or chest and tri’s. She’s five feet tall, 119 pounds and in 1982 she ran the Boston marathon with pins in her ankle.

          • janecita

            She is a tiny warrior!

    • janecita

      Note to self, no more pie for breakfast:-(

      • The Wanderer

        No quiche?

        • janecita

          From now on, only water.

      • bubbuhh

        Pie for breakfast A-OK even if haz calories. Just work out enuf to burn 5000-6000 calories a day. Every body be a happy body

        • janecita

          Thanks to Trump, I work out a lot. I needed to redirect my anger.

          • William

            You would likely wear out a heavy bag and still have enough seething anger left to climb a mountain.

          • bubbuhh

            I feel your aches.

    • The Wanderer

      I’d feel a bit uncomfortable being around any woman who could bench press me.

    • Sheepshagger

      Is that the lost prototype of the Maquis de Sade’s roadster?

    • bubbuhh

      Nice bumps n bulges!!

    • Claire

      It’s interesting that whoever took this picture didn’t pose her with the amount of weight she can probably actually lift. If that’s a 45-pound bar, she’s lifting 95 pounds. Small children can lift 95 pounds. I’m a weakling and I start my warmup sets at 135.

      • William

        It’s likely a photo posed for publication. I warm up my deadlift day with just the bar. My wife (the trainer), taught me this weird movement where you crunch your core/abs halfway up.

        • Claire

          Yeah, it’s clearly a posed photo. Like I said, I just think it’s interesting that a woman with that musculature wasn’t posed with a real load instead of with baby weights. It’s kind of a revealing choice with regard to what the photographer intended to convey.

          • William

            That and the oil.

          • Claire

            Definitely also the oil.

  • Lefty Wright

    I’m kind of interested in the woman jogging with yoga pants. Can anyone tell me where I can buy a pair of jogging yoga pants? Then I could send the pants to the mailbox when it’s raining, or maybe send them to the store when I run out of beer, avoiding a run in with a cop. How do you get yoga pants to jog in the first place?

    • theCryptofishist

      I think Dr. Suess did some exploration on this theme…

    • Me not sure

      I think he meant to say “in jogging pants”, but the very thought of them clouded his mind.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Joga pants? Is that like Swedish yoga or something?

        • Me not sure

          Jou betcha.

  • Baconzgood

    These dudes are pretty repressed. I’ve never given yoga pants a second thought.

    • Shanzgood

      So I can keep mine?

      • Baconzgood

        If it doesn’t interfere with making sammichs

        • Shanzgood

          I’ll stay out of the kitchen so as not to distract you from your duties.

          • TJ Barke

            Point: Shanz.

          • Shanzgood

            To be fair, he’s really a better cook than I am.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            HA!

        • JustDon’tSayDignity

          Careful! Certain privileges can be revoked.
          ETA: but I still laughed.

      • Rasilom

        As they are a type of pants they totally go against the no pants rule.

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda
    • Sheepshagger

      Is that a hernia or a Johnson ?

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        I seriously doubt he’s seen his johnson in many a year.

    • Shanzgood

      I have no problem fat-shaming the likes of him or Trump but I wouldn’t say anything about a random dude.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        The clothes are bad, but it’s the corruption that makes him ugly.

      • Lord Jim

        As a fat guy, may I say that I think Chris Krispy is a lardass bucket of curdled whale puke? thx :)

        • Shanzgood

          I’ve been in relationships with fat guys. It’s really not an issue as far as I’m concerned.

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          Why, yes. Yes, you may.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        If you’ve spent your life being an asshole you deserve to be treated like an asshole.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity
    • Michael R
    • bbayliss

      no

    • Alternative Dog

      Now you are getting into the territory of voluntary celibacy.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      It looks like his pants are 2 sizes too small.

    • wait! what?

      Not everyone can pull off wearing pregnancy pants.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Including him.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Stop ogling him- how rude!

      See if it is someone we don’t like or they are maybe chubby or don’t have a good shape no one would accuse you of ogling or leering sexually but some people think they are being ogled all the time because they must be sexually attractive not because they have toilet paper sticking out of the back of their yoga pants.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      Chris Christi dressed in a baseball uniform.

      And then the murders began.

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        *snort*
        That phrase is going to haz moar staying power than canned clams and hoofwanking bunglecunt.

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          I posted last night that there will never be an article again on Wonkette that doesn’t have a notcomment with that in it.

          • JustDon’tSayDignity

            …and I’m OK with that.

    • William
    • bubbuhh

      Very large woman wif camel toe pretends to play ball.

    • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

      Moose knuckle.

      • Shanzgood

        That’s not actually unappealing.

      • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

        Very Reubenesque. A little heavy on the moobs, but not bad.

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        So, how much of the taxpayers money did Christi waste having that statue of him made?

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        I thought Realism Art didn’t begin until the nineteenth century!

  • Canis Greyhame

    Uh, guys … OT, but shouldn’t we be alarmed over the way this dopey seagull is suddenly on the verge of getting his stealth bill to gut Obamacare through Congress, apparently?
    http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/350842-gop-senator-says-he-nearly-has-the-votes-for-obamacare-repeal#.WbxYZKMjVG8.facebook

    • Wolf Tracker

      They don’t have the votes and would be such an upset to the markets it would never get through even if it miraculously passed the senate after the CBO scored it but it will set them up for a 2018 stomping.

      • Canis Greyhame

        Well I hope so, but I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that the worst time to let your guard down is just when you think the monster is finally dead.

        • Wolf Tracker

          Agree and we need to watch it but Dems in congress don’t seem too concerned on this one and looks DOA.

  • Baconzgood

    Yes. But what are their opinions on leg warmers.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      If they had their way, women would be dressed in burkas made out of ‘murican flags.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly
      • bubbuhh

        Un pouding tricolore

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        I wasn’t sure, because I’m not wearing my glasses, but if you click that picture and look at the big version, they’re put a white oval over where her eyes are, like when they do the black oval over people’s faces on TV for whatever reason.

        Odd.

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          Built in eye protection from the sun???

    • Maniac, of course

      • Shanzgood

        Thanks for the earworm.

        • JustDon’tSayDignity

          Thank FSM Pat Metheny is playing on the iPod.

        • Major_Major_Major

          Tommy Boy- at least it’ll make you larf

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          Ya know, I can’t believe how many times I’ve used the term earworm and have had people ask me what an earworm is. I swear everyone I know lives under a rock when it comes to that.

        • I’ve never even seen the movie.

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        Dammit you beat me to it.

  • Michael R

    Special Counsel Bob Mueller’s investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election has obtained a warrant to investigate Facebook’s role in spreading Russian misinformation to targeted U.S. regions.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/this-is-big-news-bob-muellers-facebook-warrant-signals-stunning-new-turn-in-russia-probe/

    • Three Finger Salute

      Yeah, as much as I want this maladministration to be completely destroyed, it’s pissing me off that Fascistbook is probably going to skate for cooperating and Zuck the Schmuck will continue to see the light of day. Nobody’s going to believe that a Jewish kid didn’t even give a second thought to the equivalent of taking money from Goebbels to run fake news in the local Jewish daily to influence the election for Hitler. Or that he continues to allow actual Nazis to take out ad space while freaking out about photos of women breastfeeding. Facebook is a cancer and I want it excised for the good of humanity.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    So Donnie has decided to re-engage in the Paris Climate Treaty?

  • bookish

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/d90b2308-7ad3-36be-9e08-4f89af2b9e7e/ss_in-effort-to-assist-scotland.html

    President Donald Trump infuriated British officials on Friday morning by tweeting the location of terror suspects wanted in the bombing of a London Underground tube train earlier in the day that injured 29 people.

    He had gleaned the sensitive security information from classified reports he’d received just moments before from U.S. intelligence agents in communication with Scotland Yard.

    The president’s ill-timed tweets apparently tipped off the assailants who fled their flat in southeast London just moments before police arrived.

    • bbayliss

      jeeeeeeeeeeeezus.

    • stumpknocker

      if trump had a brain, he would play with it.

    • LucindathePook

      oh, for god’s sake.

    • OrG

      He’s new at this.

    • Claire

      Jesus Christ.

    • Swampgas_Man

      GodDAMMIT!

    • Major_Major_Major

      God bless America, land that I loathe(?)

    • Spurning Beer

      This is from a satire site. Not very clearly tagged, and altogether too plausible, but not true.

      • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

        What’s sad is that we wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.

      • bookish

        I wondered about that. Could not tell.

    • Bozilingus

      Guess Yahoo News is fake news, also, too.

    • DrBigHead

      So who is going to be the first to ask Sanders about this at the next White House press conference?

      Anybody?

      Bueller?

    • He didn’t. He did? FML.

      • Grumpy Twat

        He pretty much did.
        The coppers nicked the bomber at Dover.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      HOLY SHIT.

      That’s nutz.
      Now who’s helping the terrorists win Fox FUCKING NEWS!

  • Jennifer R
  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Saxo the Grammarian

    You know, I have a 7yo godson who is sensitive and feels deeply about things. He has occasional meltdowns because his big feelings are so hard to manage for someone so young. But he’s figuring it out. These guys… these (non)fucking guys… they have itty-bitty-little feelings and they can’t manage them at all! Just pathetic.

    Involuntarily celibate, hell. More like involuntarily exiled to their parents’ basements.

  • William
  • Swampgas_Man

    Look, *I’M* a lonely little turd too, but these guys have curdled into the genuinely frightening. The written thoughts of that guy watching the woman job in yoga pants are something you’d read in a voice-over from Rohrshock or Patrick Bateman.

    • Wolf Tracker

      They are snarking and it is a meme.

      • Shanzgood

        Robyn quoted one of the incels. And you’re defending them.

        • Wolf Tracker

          If you don’t understand snark and meme you might be on the wrong website.

          It is weekend- lighten up!

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            Says obnoxious twit who delights in derailing conversations with contrariness to long-time, valued member of our community

          • Wolf Tracker

            You should lighten up twice!

          • Shanzgood

            Hey, you’re the one who got their asshole in a knot when I said nobody cares if you think women look bad in yoga pants.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I’m not lonely so much as I’ve turned into a female Boo Radley because I’m done with people — and it’s largely because of people like them. And also the pussy grabber they voted for, and the apocalyptic steed he rode in on.

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag, carrying a cross, whining and masturbating (because apparently women don’t find fascists all that fuckable).

    Suck it up, buttercups.

  • TJ Barke
    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      No, I always use a GMJF Dual Purpose Portable Smoke Pipes Water Tobacco Pipe Cigarette Holder Smoking Hookah Filter

    • Courser_Resistance

      Oh look! A wee bong! A bongette!

    • Amy!

      It looks quite nice to me.

    • Sheepshagger

      I like that it comes with a google ad for a carpet stain removal system. And you’ll pull it off the table and smash it in about five minutes.

    • Lord Jim

      Utterly, ridiculously affectatious. Go for it. :P

  • wait! what?

    Jason Stockley should be forced to take the “long walk;” implying that it would end him.

    But it’s okay because I don’t actually remember typing that…

  • Rose Marie shares recipe on Twitter, IS MONSTERR!!11!11!

    https://twitter.com/RoseMarie4Real/status/909161550669328385

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      Rose Marie is 94, remarkable career. I think we can make an exception this time.

      • BUT SHE IS KILLING HER FANS!!11!1!!!

        • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

          I myself am immune to the irresistible scent, taste and texture of canned clams.

          *runs out to Safeway*

      • But, did she ever develop shark repellant?

      • Spurning Beer

        Still wearing a bow in her hair.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      Wait, so Pinkham is actually Rose Marie?

      • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

        Has anyone ever seen them together?

  • Joe Beese

    Mother! was… different.

    If you go, don’t go expecting a horror film. That’s all I’ll say.

  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Don’t blame women
    cause you’re too gross to screw!

  • bookish

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/351012-rep-democrats-have-political-and-moral-limitations-on-working-with

    Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.) is warning Democratic leadership about working too closely with President Trump for fear that the party may cede too much ground to Republicans on key issues.

    “Let’s not fool ourselves,” Connolly told Politico. “He is this person we know, and I just think there must be both political and moral limitations with how far we’re willing to cooperate with that.”

    Connolly’s comments come as House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) have collaborated with President Trump on several key policy issues, to the surprise of many top Republicans.

    “I am asserting that our base — our rank-and-file base — and a lot of us in the caucus, want to see … or hear, periodically, that parameters are being set,” Connolly said regarding the newly forged relationship between Trump and the congressional Democrats.

    • Three Finger Salute

      “You knew he was a snake when you took him in”

    • TJ Barke

      If Donnie figures out that more people will love him if he starts working with Dems, the Repubs are fucked…

      • Three Finger Salute

        So are the Dems, because they’d have to justify even to rank-and-file voters who aren’t Bernbrats why they’re making deals with the devil.

        America is fucked. Thanks Vlad.

        • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

          I don’t think they have to justify it. You work with what you got. They should sit on their hands and pout and get nothing we want instead of trying?

  • Panika MCD

    we’re oppressing men by them not having special rights that women don’t have now? I am a horrible person for having or wanting to have equal rights CLEARLY so I will shred all yoga pants and leggings whether they are mine to sacrifice or not. those poor, pitiful incels. it is the least I could do as I really could not care less about their feefees. on second thought, I think I’ll have another beer and a cigarette as those things used to be illegal for women and no longer are. THANKS FELLAS!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Beer maybe, but not cigarettes, whether they used to be illegal or not. Cancer is an awful way to go. So is cirrhosis of the liver, but I take it you’re not going to have a whole kegger. Everything in moderation unless you’re allergic or intolerant to it in one way or another. Just think, being a doctor used to be illegal for women too, and I don’t think there are any doctors who want to see you in the oncology ward for partaking of cowgirl killers.

      “We’ve come a long way, baby” — in some aspects versus others. At least we recognize now that Virginia Slims don’t actually help your girlish figure. Fashion magazines notwithstanding, cancer isn’t “trim and fit” at all.

      • Panika MCD

        well, I am not going to become a doctor. med school bills are too cost prohibitive.

      • John Thorstensen

        I think cigarette smoking does actually tend to reduce weight. On The Simpsons, one of Troy McClure’s lines was “You may remember me from such films as ‘Smoke yourself thin!’ and ‘Get Confident, Stupid!'”.

        Needless to say (I hope) the drawbacks vastly outweigh the benefits.

  • Sheepshagger

    NZ Police evict single mother and seven children. https://twitter.com/kiss_net_nz/status/907805730987749384

    • Courser_Resistance

      The story next to it is about the ‘Te Puke Sawmill’ fire.

  • Serai 1
  • Mary Theresa

    Okay, for transparency, I’m an oldz and don’t understand spandex. I lived in a town where bicycling was the thing to do. I was a walker or wannabe jogger on occasion. The male bicyclists in their spandex left nothing to the imagination. Their package was outlined in spandex for all that wanted to take a gander. I wasn’t impressed too much, nor was I offended. The idea that incels can’t handle this, is a sad testament to their own sexual insecurities.

    • Wolf Tracker

      It is snark and meme

      They do it for the lols.

      • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

        The incels?

        • Wolf Tracker

          They do it for the lols.

          Just like we snark here.

          • SprinklemagicResistancebuns
          • Wolf Tracker

            Do you think people grabbing a few random comments from here would think you have issues?

            Should have been obvious,

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            I think what most of us post here is generally who we are, and what we think, occasionally exaggerated for effect. The likelihood that the shit these idiots post is just “for the lols,” and does not at all reflect their real beliefs and attitudes, is frankly, risible.

          • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

            Who cares what some rando thinks of my “issues”? Buh bye.

          • Crazt Maist Waizy

            I think we all knew already that Wolf Tracker was a fakegressive troll, but this outs him completely.

          • JustDon’tSayDignity

            Probably won’t start, either.

          • Covfefe

            It’s a Chevrolet Nova. I’d say ’74.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            It’s a ’79 Chevy Citation. Of course you may have posted that for the “lols.”

          • Red Richmond

            For a sec I thought that read “olds” not lols. Glad I caught myself before I made any caddy remarks.

          • Covfefe

            I’ll go with the lols.

          • Bananas Foster
          • Red Richmond

            Not even a little bit the same. These are genuinely spiteful, angry people and if anything they say is to be taken as a joke or interpreted as snark, then it needs to also be recognized as having a real undercurrent of genuine belief behind it as well.

            I spent some years in my early to mid 20s in a pretty dark headspace, mostly online and mentally/emotionally isolated from meaningful real-world interactions with other people. Financial insecurity, social isolation, a lack of clear plan or vision for one’s own future…it adds up, it weighs down, and it leads people to some very dark places. Add some good ol’ fashioned misogyny to the mix, and you’ve got incels.

            Mind you I’m not trying to explain how someone might get this way in order to justify or excuse them- fuck that, these guys are shitheels of the first order and need to grow the fuck up and get the fuck over themselves.

            The fact that you’re even trying to equate this place and what we do here with those scumbags is really a new low even for you WT.

      • shivaskeeper

        That’s at least to third time you’ve said it’s all just snark and memes. Citation please.

        Repeating yourself does not make it true.

        • Wolf Tracker

          Using multiple accounts to stalk makes you look hilarious and desperate.

          • shivaskeeper

            Multiple accounts? Not even a good attempt at deflection

            Answer the fucking request for a cite that this is all snark and memes. Since you are up to at least four times claiming it.

            Take your own fucking advice Sparky. Lay out your argument mano y mano and let the best one win.

          • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

            Do not diss shivaskeeper. He da man.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      This reminds me of an old joke about a not terribly smart guy who can’t seem to get any action from the girls when he goes to the beach. He approaches a bronzed Adonis of a man who is surrounded by lovelies and asks what his secret is. The Adonis looks him over critically and says: “You need to start hitting the gym regularly, get in shape – then put on a Speedo, shove a potato in it, come back to the beach and knock ’em dead!”

      So the guy takes his advice. He starts hitting the gym, gets in terrific shape, buys a Speedo and goes back to the beach, remembering to put the potato in there. Problem is, he is either drawing horrified looks or laughter from all the ladies. He sees his benefactor and asks him what’s wrong. “I took your advice! I’m in the best shape of my life, I’ve got the Speedo with the potato – why isn’t it working?”
      Adonis looks at him, shakes his head and says: ” Next time, try putting the potato in the front of the Speedo…”

    • OutOfOrbit

      I luv gazing at hot lady bod’s even tho’ it makes want what I can’t have. Pretty babe faces have the same effect.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I’m a straight woman and I like looking at pretty people of any gender! I don’t necessarily even envy hot women, but looking at them is nice.

        • OutOfOrbit

          while i admire handsome guys with good bod’s they don’t give me the sensual pleasure i get looking a wimmenz and if she was ever a he & i donut know it, What’s the diff? none to me, i still get a rise in my … heart rate

          • Courser_Resistance

            I can get a flush, kind of an all-over blush, if a really good-looking man pays attention to me. Kind of like a mild hot flash. It’s sort of uncomfortable when I want to come off cool and collected but I’ve seen young men kind of puff up a bit if they see it. Which is kind of cool. Fun for everyone involved.

          • OutOfOrbit

            it does affect the ego to be … “admired”

    • Courser_Resistance

      LOL. I’ve seen all my male friend’s ‘packages’ in climbing gear, no spandex needed. I really, really did not need to see those, but whatever.

  • Jennifer R

    Have a nice light sarcasism thread for you folk
    https://twitter.com/Eremitpurpur/status/880521936769560577

    • Grumpy Twat

      Thank God I went and read that thread through. Now I understand why I couldn’t understand a fucking word.

      I was caught a bit off balance because I have just discovered that there is a Breitbart London, FFS, and the difference in the comments is hard to spot.

      • Jennifer R

        It’s a spin on the “You can’t be trans unless you transition to my terms” canard.

    • Parakeetist

      Wha?

      • Jennifer R

        Some people use a trans person’s surgical status as a reason to invalidate their identity. This is a spin on that.

        • Parakeetist

          Okay.

          • Jennifer R

            This turns the argument around in a funny fashion that is stress blowing for some of us.

  • Manhattan123

    I hope Wonkette is going to something in its own inimitable way on right-wing kook and probably pedo James Wood hitting on an underage Amber Tamblyn?

    https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/9/13/16302830/read-amber-tamblyn-open-letter-james-woods

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      go read her Teen Vogue takedown letter- it’s brutal

    • Three Finger Salute

      Someone to stalk you,
      Leer and gawk you,
      She’s got… James Woods…

      (I hope Seth disowns him and Carolla, and never has anything to do with either of them again.)

  • WhoCheckedRussia’sVoterID

    I will forever question why, when looking at “standard clothed man” side by side “standard clothed woman”, the woman’s clothing is skin tight, and the man’s is loose. Is it purely because of comfort? Could it be the society as a whole sets expectations and we as admittedly willing participants wear what we are told to wear? We wear what makes us “feel comfortable” within the constraints of our own society? I mean, no one “forces” a woman to wear a burka in devout muslim areas. 30 years ago no one wore tights as pants. What happens in another 30 years?

    Personally I just think it is another way for those in power to limit and label.

    Please forgive me for writing this internet…

    • You should hear my internal rant when i watch videos from comic con panels….the guys are all dressed in jeans, T-shirts, and running shoes. The girls are all dressed like it’s NYFW. And you know if the women showed up in a t-shirt and jeans, the articles from the con would be literally nothing else. It’s one of the reasons that i appreciate that John Barrowman often does his solo panels in a dress and heels

      • Almost all award shows are like this now. The boys can’t dress themselves for shit these days.

        • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

          Or they wear the award show uniform-a tux. Women are expected to wear designer gowns costing thousands of dollars, with appropriate accoutrements.

          • At least a tux is making an effort. Totally agree with you.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I thought everyone dressed up in costumes at the Comic Con. Maybe I’m a bit socially inept, but, what would be wrong with a girl showing up in a Wonder Woman or Princess Leia T-shirt, a pair of jeans and some Vans or Converse high tops? It’s a nerd convention anyway, and nerds tend to be proudly, well, unconventional. (Well, some do. Some of us are still haunted by Dorothy Parker’s axiom and self-loathe accordingly.)

        Is this part of that whole “there are no nerd girls, and even if there are, burn them because they’re unfuckable” problem I keep hearing about? Where only Penny the ditz can be the hot one, Bernadette somewhere in the middle (cute blonde but still bespectacled), and Amy the genius-IQ frump?

      • Shanzgood

        I love me some John Barrowman!

    • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

      Don’t get me started on why women’s clothes don’t have pockets.

      • Gahhhhhhhhh!!!! Bane of my fucking existence

      • LadyLaz

        Gah! Yes!

      • Three Finger Salute

        Or why the women’s T-shirts are shorter, they crop at about your waist area instead of being “tuckable” like the men’s. I have a couple in what could be considered neutral colors (so basically, black) that I bought at Target. I think they’re by Champion or Nordic Track or one of those “fitness” companies. Just a plain shirt, nothing on it, not even a front pocket. They cover the “unspeakable parts” pretty darn well. But they don’t come in what could be considered “feminine” colors, pastels and so forth, or as graphic tees with cartoon characters or sayings etc.

        I’m guessing this is because women tend to be shorter, and what looks to be “longer” in the men’s shirt by comparison actually hits at about their waistline, whereas it drapes lower on the shorter woman. Still, how hard would it be for the shirt company to just make the same damn shirt in a different color, or with Wonder Woman on it instead of Superman? Tunics are hard to come by in the retail stores, but when you get into specialty outlets and catalogues, they can be expensive. I just want to buy the same $5 T-shirt in pink and/or with Hello Kitty on it, instead of always having to go with black because the other colors look too “boyish.”

        And I have a feeling I’m going to stay stuck in my same frustration as the Unicode Alpha-Bits scenario that I’ve written about here from when I was a kid (at just a little under 4 years old, I asked my mother during breakfast if Alpha-Bits cereal has Chinese or Russian letters in those countries). I’m not the type to write a letter to the company, and I certainly don’t complain on social media.

        • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

          As A Short, unless I buy them in enormous sizes, they’re still too short on me. I like lower riding pants, because I get back waist gap otherwise, so I constantly feel a draft around the hip area.

          • Three Finger Salute

            It seems that the only ones moving away from the gender-specific sizing and colors are online/catalogue outlets. Persistanista mentioned Duluth Trading Company, and I found a niche shop called “Look Human” that sells screenprint baseball tees in pink but labels them as unisex. They also seem to be pretty progressive socially on gender issues as evidenced by the selection of merchandise, a lot of which has rainbows and the flag symbols for different identities. Progressive politically in general, in that the Hillary, Obama, “Notorious RBG,” Trudeau, and (yes) Bernie items are top sellers.

            I’d wear the pink because I’m a girl (which seems to go against the general ethos), but, depending on where you live, a guy in pink or a girl in olive drab tends to raise eyebrows. I linked to a Care Bears one up top from Target that for some reason is offered in the men’s section but in grey, so OK if you’re a guy who’s comfortable enough wearing a “masculine” (?) Care Bears shirt (as long as it’s in tough-guy grey) but sorry, no pastel equivalent for the girl unless she wants to wear the same one. Doesn’t make sense.

        • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

          They’re making t-shirts longer these days. There is also Duluth Trading Company.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Do they have pink? Or character tees? And are they expensive? The shirt I have, the specific shirt, is this — it used to be my brother’s — in black. It fits me so perfectly. I have others from similar companies, the classic Hanes, Levi’s etc., which also run long. But, unless I buy in black or a sort of sky blueish color that isn’t always in stock, it’s going to look like a men’s shirt. I have so many black shirts, I look like a Goth even though I’m not.

            Target sells graphic tees from their in-house brand — I think they’re called Mossimo — that also fit me to a, well, tee, but most of them are not in pink either and don’t look especially “girlish,” or like anyone could wear them (unisex) without drawing a raised eyebrow. Like this one would be perfect if it wasn’t in grey, or if they had it in different colors. I get that people now are moving away (or trying to) from that whole “pink is for girls, blue is for boys” thing, but I don’t live in the kind of community where people are doing that, and I don’t want to attract scrutiny. Plus, I like pink too.

      • bbayliss

        No balls to scratch?

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        I have started sewing my own pockets into clothes that I buy. I’m not a wiz with the sewing machine, but Youtube tutorials rock!

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      I’m so old I remember when girls were finally allowed to wear pants to school. Where I lived, in Kansas City, that was about 50 years ago.

      • proudgrampa

        No kidding? I grew up in Overland Park over 50 years ago.

        And you’re right – girls did not wear pants to school in those days.

        • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

          I went to SM South and Nallwood and Nall Hills.! You?

          • proudgrampa

            Shawnee Mission West, Milburn Junior High, Santa Fe Trail Elementary. Cryin’ in a bucket. We were practically neighbors!

          • Sophie McMillan

            In 1970’s UK school we were not allowed to wear patent leather shoes in case it showed the unmentionables. We also had “knicker checks” to make sure we were wearing the right color

          • proudgrampa

            Wow. No wonder a lot of us are just plain messed up about sexuality…

            “Knicker checks”??? Sounds somewhat prurient, to me.

          • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

            Howdy, neighbor! Small, small world. I remember playing Milburn in YMCA football and I had a girlfriend from West in my senior year.

          • proudgrampa

            Ah. I moved away from there in 1967 and graduated from High School in California.

            I do remember the girls at SM West were sweet! Wow.

            It is an incredibly small world.

      • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

        About 45 years ago in New York PSs also too. We had to wear our snow pants under our skirts and take them off when we got to school.

        • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

          I remember wearing snowpants! We weren’t allowed to wear regular pants to school until @ 1970.
          Looking back, it seems strange that girls were also allowed to play on the jungle gym with dresses– if modesty was the reason for banning pants, girls hanging upside down on the monkey bars (which we did) had the opposite effect.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        In Denver also, too.

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        When I was in the 7th grade, in 1969, we were first allowed to wear pantsuits, where the top was basically a dress. Within 2 years we were wearing miniskirts, midriff bearing halter tops and jeans with a two-inch zipper. Wowza.

        • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

          Good times.

      • LucindathePook

        I was in college 65-69 and had to wear skirts/dresses to meals except Fri night and Saturday. Definitely before that in high school.

    • LadyLaz

      I personally like yoga pants because comfortable birthday ymmv

    • Three Finger Salute

      “I mean, no one ‘forces’ a woman to wear a burka in devout muslim areas.”

      Not true, they do actually kill women for immodesty. Something the Republicans and their deplorable base are jealous that they can’t do legally here.

    • wait! what?

      Unless you’re a comic book superhero; that’s where everyone gets tights.

    • Bananas Foster
      • WhoCheckedRussia’sVoterID

        My point isn’t that other countries don’t have restrictive dress codes / laws / edicts what have you. My point is that America has very strict dress codes as well. As far as I am concerned, that list you provided us is missing a couple of countries.

  • Panika MCD

    Jazzy wrote a thing and left it on the WILD CARD thread.

  • CripesAmighty1
    • Sheepshagger

      What else do we got?

    • William

      As I’ve said before. We need a thread on Byzantine History to really stir things up.

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        But Byzantine history is so unnecessarily complicated. Men are but simple creatures.

        • CripesAmighty
        • Three Finger Salute

          Rome collapses and its neighbor ascends from the ashes. The emperor Justin(ian) and his love of Sophia. (Well, technically his wife was Theodora, but his signature achievement was the construction of the Hagia Sophia. Temple of wisdom.)

          So… USA burns down, Canada perks up. You can’t explain that.

        • Red Richmond

          Byzantine history? That’s all Greek to me.

          Confession: I would loveLOVELOVE a good Roman/Byzantine history thread. Finally a chance to put my degree to use!

          • Parakeetist

            Yay!

          • Lord Jim

            You haz thoughts on Sailing From Byzantium? I read it but it felt so condensed that I could hardly retain anything from it.

          • Red Richmond

            Sadly I haven’t read that one, but from the Amazon description it’s less than 400 pages so I can only wonder at the compromises made to scope and detail in order to cover the subject matter in such a short space.

            Byzantine history fascinates me as an extension of Roman history that evolved and grew into its own unique thing that somehow flourished and survived for centuries despite being at odds with its neighbors almost all the time, to say nothing of the internal conflicts. Gives me hope that if they could survive and at times even flourish despite their problems, we can too.

          • Lord Jim

            It was divided into 3 sections, covering the influence of the BE on Europe, the Muslim world, and the Slavic world. I think some of the problem is that I am a stoopid monolingual murikan (MUST CORRECT), so all the furrin names kept me in a spin. :(

        • Grumpy Twat

          Byzantine in its complexity.

      • proudgrampa

        I’d follow that!

      • bbayliss
        • Spurning Beer

          Theotokos? More like THEOTUCHUS!

          • bbayliss

            I knew you’d come through.

      • The thing I find most striking about Byzantine history is how much it sucked to be the emperor. You were gonna die, it was going to be aoon, it waa probably going to be a horrible death.

  • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶
    • bubbuhh

      wherez ballz cum out after washed?

    • TJ Barke

      For all your golf ball disposal needs.

  • bubbuhh

    Incels are hardly teh first to have this issue. Reactionary jackasses of every religion are all against female “ïmmodesty”. “Traditional” men want women to live in whatever purdah the males of their culture have dreamed up. Women as property, less than human, is the underlying concept.

    That’s why these pitiful jokers are so enraged. They think someone, probably some mean ballbusting woman, has robbed them of the rightful female flesh to which they should be entitled. They won’t even acknowledge, except obliquely a la Chad Thundercock references, that, even in nature at its most basic, they would still have to play and succeed at the mating game in order to get laid.

    • Wolf Tracker

      OR maybe they post that shit for the lols.

      • bubbuhh

        These jokerz don’t laugh much unless some perceived enemy is being tortured. They mostly feel their pain while trying to get a working erection.

        • Wolf Tracker

          Nah- but they do like tweaking people’s noses.

          • shivaskeeper

            Citation please.

          • Wolf Tracker
          • Shanzgood

            First you defend them but they’re “just joking” now that it’s been pointed out you that they’re indefensible?

            You can’t have it both ways.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Tada, it wasn’t her emails after all. It was the Predditors who’d already been rageposting for 8 years about an uppity negro “telling them what to do” — who weren’t about to let an uppity woman follow in his footsteps and do the same.

      1967: Incense and Peppermints.
      2017: Incels and Pepe memes.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RghL1rViX34

      #summerofhate

      • John Thorstensen

        Brings to mind Spinal Tap’s 1960s incarnation:

        “Listen!

        To what the flow-er people say!”

  • bbayliss

    As a budding 13 or 14 year old artistic savant I took a life painting class at the local museum. I was nervous but not as nervous as the model who clutched a shredded kleenix and occasionally dabbed at the perspiration rolling down her ribs. I was as relieved to discover that we are all basically skin covered sacks of goo as I was disappointed that once all the mystery clothes are gone we are basically skin covered sacks of goo.

    • Panika MCD

      when Prima Brother was in college, his life drawing class had as their first nude models…3 old ladies. took all the mystery away and the ladies thought it was hilarious.

      • marxalot

        Art teachers really like to get “not Venus/Adonis” people in as models for the life drawing courses, because come on sweetie, anyone can draw an ideal form, let’s see how you handle real bodies.

        • bbayliss

          And there are no Venus/Adonis people.

          • Three Finger Salute

            There are, but there’s already 80 gazillion Photoshop memes of Obama and Trudeau as it is.

    • Three Finger Salute

      “Artistic savant” — lol, I see what you did there.

    • bookish

      I’ve seen thousands of naked bodies. For most of us, clothes are a blessing.

      • bbayliss

        Curious…Do you do this recreationally or is it part of your job description?

  • Courser_Resistance

    I’m just discovering a better body, courtesy of the Trump Regime diet plan. I put on a cute strappy shirt to go to the gym and my landlady was shocked at my weight loss. So no, I’m not ‘covering up’ to shield my ass or boobs from view. You don’t have to look.

  • Panika MCD

    “I can has jazz pants still?” ~ JJP

  • proudgrampa

    I get all my news, weather, porn and sociology studies from Wonkette.

    “Incels”???

    • Jennifer R

      Someone when presented with the fact that their shitty behavior and personality is why they haven’t had sex decided that the world is actually at fault.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      Speaking of weather and porn, two tastes that go great together, there’s a threesome happening in the Atlantic.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/db848eb4d197a5ff0ca4940c9d98dd5c5033a7c96d8671a1c928eb46a1d2951f.png

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        “Maria Gets Double-Teamed”, the new hot title from The Weather Channel.

      • proudgrampa

        I was wondering when Lee and Maria were gonna pop up.

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        This is the Lee I will accept a statute of.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Involuntary celibacy

      Really just snark on women and men that think they are so sexually attractive everyone is looking at them.

      • Shanzgood

        Snark. You keep using that word…

        • Wolf Tracker

          Here- go check it out for yourself.

          https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/

          • Shanzgood

            THanks, but I’ll trust Robyn’s years of research over your incel apologism.

          • Wolf Tracker

            OR maybe you just didn’t get it!

            It is the weekend- lighten up.

          • Shanzgood

            Say the same to Robyn and Rebecca.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Spoke to Rebecca about the stalkers on here the other day.

          • Shanzgood

            Of course you did.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            Stalkers? Christ, buddy, you aren’t that important.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Yet look how you are attracted like moths to the flame.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            I’m done. Time for you to be banhammered.

          • Shanzgood

            More like trying to hose the dog shit out of the yard.

          • Anna Rompage

            The irony of course is the alt right white nationalists use that same excuse for their behavior…

            It’s just a snarky fun time to chant “Jews will not replace us” while carrying tiki torches and wearing Abercrombie outlet khakis…

          • Wolf Tracker

            Right and now all males are white supremacists and misogynists and pick your excuse….

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            Not at all. But if the shoe fits…

          • Anna Rompage

            I’m a white male, as are many on these threads, and are not misogynistic douche bags like the folks on that Reddit page you linked.

            Im sorry, but if you think all that is “snark” perhaps you’re a bit more of a red pill asshole than you might like to admit…

          • Wolf Tracker

            OR you have an agenda and you don’t want to admit?

          • shivaskeeper

            Agendas and cliques and multiple accounts, oh my.

          • Wolf Tracker

            We allredy know yours.

          • Anna Rompage

            I do have an agenda…

            Seeing that nearly 75% of the women who I’ve known throughout my life time have been sexually harassed, or raped, or sexually abused, I have absolutely no fucking patience for a bunch of douche bag fuckpukes denigrating women by talking about how women are bitches and hoes, who deserve to be objectified, used and fucked over…

            Sorry dude, but you should probably take a time out from these threads before you dig yourself a deeper grave

          • Wolf Tracker

            AND there ya go!

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Forget it Anna, it’s Wolf Tracker.

          • OrG

            Boring

          • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

            I am? You might not know this but according to your racial theory I am your better. 1500+ years of being on top of white society. And as your better I am telling you to go fuck yourself and comeback when you are ready to play with others nicely.

            Signed Skwelio de Medici.

          • shivaskeeper

            You know something Sparky? If no one gets your “joke” either you didn’t tell it right, or it wasn’t funny. Either way the fault is with you.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            It’s pretty hilarious how they celebrate Elliot Rodgers who killed six people and left behind a violently misogynist manifesto against women who rejected him.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Celebrate?

            Maybe you need to go read that again.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            Here are some of the rules posted with that subreddit you have cited:

            Rules:
            1) No trolling, contentless insults, childish jokes, or bragging to intentionally provoke incels. No vicious personal attacks at anyone; we are fine with an occasional insult, but we are not fine with nothing but insults. Keep your anger and lack of civility to yourself.
            2) No laziness. Know what the subreddit is about and don’t define incel as merely a lack of sex that can be fixed by going to a prostitute. Do not grossly exaggerate or stereotype all incels as the same or say all incels think they are entitled to sex/relationships or are hateful; everyone has different views. Likening incels to pedophiles or murderers will result in a ban.
            3) Any content that encourages a user who is suicidal to commit suicide or engage in self harm will be removed and you may be banned. This rule also includes encouraging people to do physical harm to others as well. Hypothetical talk of whether the world would be better off if humans were gone is fine, actively talking about and planning to murder someone is not.

            6) No online diagnosing and proposing of therapy.
            You’re likely not a therapist or psychiatrist and if you were you should know that you can’t diagnose online. You can have a general discussion of therapy but don’t tell people they need it. If you are incel and you think you need therapy, please talk to your doctor or get advice on r/mentalillness/

            4)No empty platitudes. Write about actual, tangible stuff, not fortune cookies. It is fine if you sincerely want to help incels, but you need to actually put some effort in and not just repeat the same “lose weight, take a shower, get a haircut” common sense advice that doesn’t help anyone because every incel already does it.

            11) Those who continuously claim there are as many female incels in the same situation as male incels will receive a warning and then a ban. Most can agree that women can be incel in some rare situations such as extreme disfigurement, but their numbers do not come close to male incels

            Doesn’t appear to me that they are doing for the “lols.” Nor do I see how it proves what you seem to think it does.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Kind of like we have a no commenting rule here.

            Thick thick thick.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            As I said below, the posts of the people who comment here are a pretty accurate reflection of their own attitudes or beliefs. Your contention seems to be that ALL of the comments on that subreddit are a sendup, and do not AT ALL represent their actual views. That is so mind bogglingly fucking stupid that I can only conclude that a) you really are that fucking stupid, or b) you’re a troll. I’m going with b) myself.

            Dick dick dick

          • Wolf Tracker

            Sorry I don’t see anywhere on Wonkette where its says it is a support group for your personal issues and no men allowed.

            Can you point that out to me?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            but we do have a bunch of other rules that are actually enforced.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Back so soon?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            I was only gone for like 2 1/2 hours.

      • bupkus231

        Sounds like someone’s been studying them.

        • Shanzgood

          And sounds like gaslighting.

        • Wolf Tracker

          If people came on here and seen the comments do you think they might think you are crazy?

          • bbayliss

            I’m pretty sure if I had a cam on you there’d be little doubt.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Shall we take look through your comments?

          • Shanzgood

            Say that again after you make yours available

          • Wolf Tracker

            You have seen all mine since you stalk each one lol!

          • Shanzgood

            lol no lol!

          • bbayliss

            Be my fucking guest.

          • Covfefe

            Since FukuiSan has positioned me in the “good looking” clique, if I take his non-comment correctly, I’ll do the deed. Wolf Tracker, You can’t sit here. Blocked.

          • Shanzgood

            And right here we have the very definition of gaslighting.

          • bupkus231

            Ahh – “bothsiderism” in it’s purest form,

            No, WT. You do not get to “equate” the Wonkette community with anyone else.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Right- because we only use intelligent snark.

          • bupkus231

            No – because you are not an honest member of either “community”.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Another account- how many is that now?

          • bupkus231

            This is exactly why I say you are not an honest member of this community. You routinely make unfounded accusations against other posters, whine about “stalking” or “cliques” – and expect anyone to respect you.

          • Covfefe

            OT. Could somebody who has the time, the insight and the energy, do a Venn diagram of the cliques among noncommenters on Wonkette?

          • bupkus231

            I have not the time, insight, energy OR patience to indulge WT’s view of the Wonkette community as the equivalent of a middle-school cafeteria.

          • Shanzgood
          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Well, there are the pervs, the snarkers, and the good looking ones. That’s a circle. And there’s Wolf Tracker.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            For a Venn diagram, may I offer three categories, yes, there are probably more, but I’ll mention just three cliques here:
            1) People who have blocked annoying pissants, like I tend to do when I have had fucking enough of them.
            2) People who won’t block annoying pissants, and continue to give them the attention they crave.
            3) People who simply ignore annoying pissants.

            Feel free to add your favorites!

            That is all.

          • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

            Pants wearers v. non-pants people?

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            Well, some of us…

          • Covfefe

            Indeed. People can come on here and judge. With votes, kemo sabe.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Did the comments in the article have a vote button I missed Geronimo?

          • Covfefe

            Yes.

          • No, save for engaging a known troll.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Because everyone that doesn’t bow the knee is a troll right Shiva?

          • Shanzgood

            It’s BEND the knee. Keep your memes straight.

          • BloviateMe

            I once put a bow on my knee. Well, my we-knee.

          • Shanzgood

            Baconz and I find a bent knee handy sometimes.

          • BloviateMe

            Handy. Those are cool too.

          • shivaskeeper

            Psst, Shan. Bend the knee is an idiom not a meme.

            I am a pedantic asshole though.

          • Covfefe

            I mean this upvote in a bad way.

          • shivaskeeper

            I did say I was pedantic. Pedantic asshole is pedantic.

          • Shanzgood

            YES YOU ARE BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!

          • shivaskeeper

            Are you one of me, or are you one of you? So hard to keep track nowadays.

          • Shanzgood

            Doesn’t matter!

          • shivaskeeper

            Awesome.

          • shivaskeeper

            See, this here is part of your many and varied problems. The fact that you think multiple people disagreeing with you is all really one person with multiple accounts is kind of, not sad as such, but insane. It could just be that your arguments and justifications are not as good as you think they are.

            But, hey, if it helps your fragile ego, just roll with it I guess.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Try harder- you might convince someone yet. Just not me!

      • shivaskeeper

        Up to eight claims its all just snark and memes and your cite is a reddit link to these assholes? That is your best argument for this being snark?

        • Wolf Tracker

          If you can’t read their reddit to see it is snark and meme I am truly sorry for you- not really!

          https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/

          • shivaskeeper

            So that your best argument in defence of them? It must be comforting for them to know that they have a staunch defender in you.

            So I’ll try again. Citation please, preferably from a reputable source.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Not defending them and not wasting my time on you and ruining a good night either.

          • shivaskeeper

            You already accused me of having multiple accounts to fuck with you. How can you be sure any reply on this board, from anyone, isn’t me?

          • BloviateMe

            ‘I’m Spartacus! er, Shivaskeeper!”

            Can I be one of your accounts? I’ll be your dimwitted and perverted part.

          • Wolf Tracker

            You will need to type in a deeper voice.

          • BloviateMe

            If you think shiva’s the kind of guy who would have multiple accounts, you’re opinion is suspect in general.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Just look through his thread at all the accounts that didn’t type a single post on this article but honed in like a laser on this post to defend Shiva et. all even though it is now pushed off the page..

            Have a great night!

          • BloviateMe

            Some of us have been here for years, and know each other fairly well.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Uh huh!

          • BloviateMe

            You seem very sensitive to any kind of critique. It’s too bad, you can be amusing, but then you just get weird, defensive and annoying.

            Is this the part where I say “have a great night?”

          • Anna Rompage

            I just blocked this asshat…

            It’s the first time I’ve blocked a regular poster on these threads

          • Wolf Tracker

            Promises promises!

          • Wolf Tracker

            Can you point out on Wonkette where it says it is a support group for your personal issue because I must have missed that?

          • shivaskeeper

            That possibly true. Or it could I didn’t have time to respond to you not understanding the difference between looking at someone and ogling earlier.

            It could also be that when I got back you claimed three, at that point, four times that this attitude is all snark.

            I ask for a cite, along with a few others, you had a meltdown.

            That does not equate to multiple accounts or stalking. That equates to you have a meltdown when asked to defend your ignorant position.

          • shivaskeeper

            One of me is enough I think.

          • Covfefe

            But I mean the upvote in a good way.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Try being less obvious.

          • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

            So, I went to this website (I’m sorry to say), and all I found were hateful, woman-hating attempts at humor. I just feel sad, and a little fearful for my daughters who are out there in the world. I hope they never run in to these unfunny, full-of-loathing, bitter men.
            If your idea of snark is equating cancer cells with females, well I guess I have nothing to say.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Right because snark must meet your standards and we never snark stuff about Trump, Nazis or just men in general that might be taken in a derogatory manner.

            Tis to laugh!

      • proudgrampa

        I am a great admirer of the female form, and enjoy the view.

        But I have NEVER understood a man who thinks that he is God’s gift to women.

        • Sheepshagger

          I don’t know, I have the largest model train set in the Southern Hemisphere and my mother says my skin is flawless. I suspect I am all that.

  • Jennifer R
    • LadyLaz

      I am sorry I don’t quite get it. But she is a great artist

      • Jennifer R

        If you click on the tweet if has the other 8 pages of comic as the reply to the first four.

        • LadyLaz

          Gotcha. I fail at the interwebz at times.

  • aktlib101

    Hihi
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/15/us/politics/trump-seizes-on-london-attack-to-push-for-expanding-a-travel-ban.html

    “Some polls have shown that the president’s political base would mostly support preserving Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, which temporarily shields 800,000 young immigrants from deportation. But Mr. King said he was skeptical of those numbers.

    Neil Newhouse, a Republican pollster who conducted one of the surveys, said Mr. Trump was engaging in an exercise that he believes has been effective in the past. “He has an ability to hold up a shiny object and his base follows it unerringly, and he’s really good at it,” Mr. Newhouse said.”

    Just like fruit flies

    • SkinlessGenderlessMan

      Or fish….

      (Insert “Shiny” video from Moana here)

  • Yoga pants, leggings, short shorts and tiny skirts are all signs that point to the universe trending toward freedom and justice.

    Naturally these incel assholes want to ruin it all. Back into your basements, boys.

    • OutOfOrbit

      But I am already in my basement & got no pants on!

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        me too!

        • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

          Just so we’re clear, are you both in the same basement?

          • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

            I may be there, too.

          • JustDon’tSayDignity

            Would that be weird?

          • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

            Well, that’s for you both to decide.

      • Shanzgood

        Egads! I’m on my porch and wearing white capris!

        • Shanzgood

          Stupid phone!

        • OutOfOrbit

          take’em off — you’ll be more comfortable and the traffic will slow down

          • Shanzgood

            Like I said before, I don’t like any of my neighbors enough to get naked on my porch.

          • OutOfOrbit

            you need new neighbors

          • Shanzgood

            Where do you live?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        At least you have a basement.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Or they’re signs that the earth is getting warmer, and fall/winter clothing on anybody is going to be impractical if not dangerous at some point, when the fucking NWT is 90 degrees in January.

      I’m a pessimist, I’ll go with the latter.

  • marxalot

    These fellows, to paraphrase P.G. Wodehouse, truly make one doubt the status of Man as nature’s Final Word.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      Meanwhile, the bonobos, dolphins and honey badgers don’t give a shit.

      • One day the dolphins really will just leave us with the message “So Long, and thanks for all the fish”

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        Speaking of Badgers… Wisconsin 40, BYU 6.

        I guess the Cougars magic underwear malfunctioned.

        • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

          The most party school v. the least party school. Coinckiydink?

          • BloviateMe

            Wisconsin #1 party school? Wow, I just assumed Arizona State was all time winner of that one.

          • SkinlessGenderlessMan

            And I thought it was UF….

          • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

            Fairbanks is a fun school…

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Incel? Red pills? MAGA? These people are shitty at inventing slang.

  • Rick Hill

    Can we repurpose those FEMA camps?

  • John Thorstensen

    Frank Zappa wrote a tune in which this scans perfectly:

    “Who cares if you’re so poor you can’t afford to buy a pair of mod a-go-go stretch elastic pants?
    There will even come a time when you can take your clothes off when you dance!”

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      Zappa, man. PBUH

    • altleftjohn

      Zappa was a prophet without honor in his own land.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        He was very necessary.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Chad Thundercock is home tonight drinking beer and sewing flannel inside a pair of jeans he bought at the thrift store because Chad Thundercock knows that women like crafty men, and flannel lined jeans are very comfy. He is also sewing flannel pajamas that will be ripped off him by some 10, while suckers spend their money on some chick that won’t date a guy in a designer t-shirt. Chad Thundercock won’t go out on Saturday night because he’s been out all day fucking random women in the fabric warehouse and is tired. Besides who wants to hang out when all the gammas, deltas, and omega men are out with failed game on amateur night? Hell, Chad Thundercock has invited women over to have drinks and will serve them fruit, those pussy little rosemary crackers, and cheese that is not wrapped in slices. Not a Slim Jim in sight, except for the chicks he knows would enjoy the irony, but they are all vegetarians. Tomorrow Chad Thundercock will go apple picking and fuck all the gingham clad apple orchard Mary Anns in the corn field.

    SO now you know what I am doing tonight folks.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      I am still wondering why a cock would thunder. If your cock thunders, see professional help.

      • bubbuhh

        Apparently, it happens. Who would make such a thingie up? If we’re lucky, we’ll get Zeused to it.

    • Get out of my head, Chad.

    • LadyLaz

      Chad Thundercock just climbed in the tub with me. He is shorter than you’d expect and grey. But he still makes me want to get naked. It doesn’t involve whining or telling me to put on a burka.

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        Chad’s smooth that way!

      • wait! what?

        …that’s when the murders began…

    • Jonny On Maui

      Today, we’re all Chad Thundercock…

      • BloviateMe

        The ultimate hanging Chad.

        • SkinlessGenderlessMan

          “The ultimate hanging well hung Chad.”

          FIFY

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        le suis Chad Thundercock

        That’s what I always say!

        ETA: Dammit! It’s “suis”, not “juis”!

      • bubbuhh

        And we all need spandex condoms to contain our magic twangers

        • LucindathePook

          “Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!”

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      Is this available on Porn Hub?

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        That’s where Chad Thundercock posts all his home video.

  • Alan

    Can you be involuntarily celibate if the reason that you’re celibate is that you’re voluntarily a complete douche?

    • Sheepshagger

      Schrodingers wanker.

      • Shanzgood

        How..?

        Never mind.

        • Parakeetist

          I don’t want to know.

          • BloviateMe

            And yet I do…

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          You know the proverbial question “is it in yet?”

          There is no answer…

    • altleftjohn

      Can God create an incel so douchey that even He couldn’t get him a date?

    • jesterpunk

      You know how little kids say “fine I didnt want cookies anyway” when they are told they can’t have cookies? Its almost like that but they dont want to admit they cant get a date because they are assholes.

    • Serai 1

      That’s actually the definition of the term.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    In other Chad Thunderskwerlcock news. I tried on a Trump shirt in the thrift store today. Verdict: I wasn’t sure if it was a dress shirt or a maternity smock for a pregnant donkey!

    • bubbuhh

      Did you discover the secret pockets for extra golf balls and golf pencils with erasers?

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        Oh good god no. The fabric burnt off my chest hair and chaffed my nipples. They say that my navel grew three sizes derper today.

    • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

      There’s been a lot of donkey-fucking going on in the WH, lately.

      • Jonny On Maui

        With the donkey on top…

  • Jennifer R
    • bubbuhh

      Most uv teh Hybrid Gangsterz I see are wearin business suits n use some variant of MAGA iconography

  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    Chad Thundercock is a Native American hero. Leave him alone!

    • BloviateMe

      “Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        Just last week I told that joke to my mother. She almost rear ended the car in front of us.

        • bbayliss

          rear ended. snrrrrrrrkkkk

        • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

          OMG! She is the last person to hear it! Seriously, an acquaintance wrote a book about Native American wisdom and put that joke in it. (He was Ojibwe, and full of shit.)

          • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

            His Native American name was, Full of Shit? BTW mine is Pees in the Shower.

  • cheetojeebus

    re incel, As an old I find it hard to keep up with all the jargon. So I’ll just stick with the old fashioned moniker, Creepy asshole who never takes responsibility for his own shit and is totally unable to see what a thoroughly insufferable whiny ass titti baby he’s become.

    • bubbuhh

      so, a CAWNTRFHOSAITUTSWATIWATBHB

      • cheetojeebus

        Why yes, if you’re into that whole brevity thing.

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        acronym from hell.

        • SisterArtemis

          Still shorter than many words in Wales…

  • TundraGrifter

    If these idiots can’t handle women in leggings, I sincerely hope they never go to the beach.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      or the nudie bar

    • Jonny On Maui

      I shoulda read down again…

  • Poly_Ester

    I think their drooling gives the incels away.

  • bluicebank

    Serious question: In what culture did these losers grow up in?

    I mean, the favorite sitcoms of old of the Right are: 1) “Dukes of Hazzard,” which got its own type of short-shorts named after it, called Daisy Dukes, 2) “Hee Haw,” which survived on cleavage and not much else. But did the fathers of the incels freak out every time they saw a ’70s car wash scene?

    But leggings are a bridge too far? Have they even heard of the mini-skirt? Or thong bikinis? Or, gasp, a free-range hippie*?? It’s like they were locked in their rooms by mother, then one day walked out into the sunlight with their slacks belted up to the waist, and wonder why they can’t get a date, or even a ticket to the ballgame, much less find the parking lot.

    * Seen in her native habitat:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eaf122070b34d97d69c16300f7ff06f0e497a6d2bc50621225a5ef9012cfe030.jpg

    • Jonny On Maui

      30 seconds on a beach here would make incels heads explode.

      Both of them, involuntarily…

      • bluicebank

        Heh. They wouldn’t last five minutes in the produce section of my local supermarket.

    • proudgrampa

      What a nice top she’s wearing!

      • Jonny On Maui

        And she’s happy to see you!

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      “Hee Haw,” which survived on cleavage and not much else

      point of order- many of us watched that goofy show for the awesome playing of Buck and Roy- when they cranked up that Bakersfield sound picking they were amazing

      • bluicebank

        Point yours.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      In what culture did these losers grow up in?

      Petri?

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      Aww, is that a young Janis, by any chance?

      • bluicebank

        Yes. Though she was always young.

    • John Thorstensen

      She looks so incredibly young in that picture. How did she ever get that voice?

      Not only that, how did I get to be so old?

      • bluicebank

        That picture was in 1970, from a photo shoot by David Gahr of Janis at the Hotel Chelsea NYC. Later that year she died.

    • tehbaddr
      • bluicebank

        Quite. And remember, sandalwood is a gateway incense to the harder stuff.

  • covfefesumgame0005

    who wants to bet when these idiots are “looking” they are mumbling to themselves and making gestures like biting their palm and going “nummy, nummy” and HOO-WAW and other dumbshit stuff then are shocked, shocked when the ladies do not appreciate it?

  • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶
    • covfefesumgame0005

      and after hubby shoots her “by accident”?

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Guns cure cancer.

        • Lord Jim

          “Most people don’t even know this…very, very few people know this…”

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        You shoot the bullet wound to heal it

    • bbayliss

      That makes the least sense of anything i’ve ever seen, on several levels.
      It’s genius, driving itself into submission and re-emerging to infinity

      • CripesAmighty

        Postmodern something, whatnot.

    • aktlib101

      “classy”

    • BloviateMe

      I don’t get it. So if you need your appendix removed, you force a Dr. to remove it at gunpoint?

      Baffling.

      • bubbuhh

        I think your sposed to aim well and carefully shoot it out.

        • BloviateMe

          I better start practicing.

    • Jonny On Maui

      “Deathcare” is misspelled…

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Yeah, just shoot that cancerous tumor! That’ll show it!

    • bbayliss

      I own a fishing pole, can I get dental?

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Relax, it’s just snark. Purely for the lulz. Wolf tracker explained it all to me.

      • bbayliss

        HA!

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      That’s right, I’ll shoot that tumor right out of your grandma!

    • Maclare ☕

      Good luck with using that to get your mammogram.

      • Canned Covfefe

        all the upfists

      • Three Finger Salute

        I’m planning on using it for a self-lobotomy if shit keeps going in this same direction.

  • Ellie

    What exactly were the dangerous jobs women were historically forbidden to do by law? Farming? Picking cotton? Pearl diving? Herding animals? Making clothing in the Triangle Shirt Factory? I do know laws were passed (eventually) against women and children working in the mines; I think it was about the same time a 56 hour work week for women came into being. It sort of reminds me of all those who think women of the world never worked “outside the home” until 1960. In the end, I assume these “men” either have abusive and neglectful mothers (making them hate all women), or mothers who have spoiled them by never rolling their eyes, and saying, “Get out of the basement and get a job.”

    • Shanzgood

      More women probably died in childbirth.

      • SisterArtemis

        Good and sobering point, Shanzgood

  • Wolf Tracker

    Robert Mueller meets with House committee where impeachment begins

    Yesterday, Mueller met with the chairman and ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee in bipartisan fashion, according to a San Francisco Chronicle report (link). Few details if any have been provided about what took place during the meeting. But this is the first known instance of Mueller meeting with congressional leaders since the beginning of his investigation. Now that he’s met with Congress again, it points to a major milestone in his investigation. Moreover, he met with the leaders of the specific House committee where the impeachment process begins.

    http://www.palmerreport.com/politics/mueller-house-impeachment/4952/

  • BadKitty904

    KITTY DODGES A BULLET

    Kitty and the Big Cat are in our town’s big, spiffy new hardware store this morning – Himself to look at rope (boat guys obsess about rope), me to look at vines in the gardening section.

    I’m poking around the shrubs and some random hot daddy-type comes up and says, “I REALLY like your shirt! Is that from around here?” Now, I’m wearing my usual flip-flops, shorts, and my Miskatonic High School Swim Team t-shirt. I’m startled, but clueless me is all like “Aw, thanks, no *catches husband’s glare from the end of aisle*, my husband got it for me.”

    Crisis averted…

    • bubbuhh

      Wuz his name Chad, sometimes spelled D-I-C-K?

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Miskatonic High School? Of the Fighting Shub-Nigguraths?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I’d have gone with “it’s a memento from the school I shot up”

      • BadKitty904

        I’m rarely that quick with repartee.

      • grindstone

        Jesus, you’re dark….come sit next to me.

    • cheetojeebus

      “……and my Miskatonic High School Swim Team t-shirt.” Harlot!111

      • BadKitty904

        Well, “hussy,” maybe…

    • Ωbjectifier

      Hangin’ Chad?

    • BloviateMe

      Sounds like an incel moment at the hardware store.

      • BadKitty904

        SEE?

      • grindstone

        He was having a good day until Kitty enticed him with her boobs.

        Eyeroll.

    • tehbaddr

      Miskatonic High School Swim Team t-shirt. FTW!

  • Bill D. Burger

    My god, my god….THIS is what we’ve come to in this country. An elderly woman is knocked to the ground by the police and they step over her, ignore her and then arrest her.

    [St Louis protests: Woman knocked over by police during demonstration charged with ‘interfering’
    Incident occurs during protests over the acquittal of a police officer
    Emily Shugerman New York 4 hours ago]
    Calling these damned creatures jack booted thugs would be a compliment.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/st-louis-police-protests-woman-knocked-over-charged-interfering-jason-stockley-anthony-lamar-smith-a7951066.html

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2db77f9d5aaf0fca6629b52401cd6171c517f781372ebaeba22741e81c177c39.jpg

    https://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2017/09/st_louis_police-1505592890-640×400.png

    “Peace officers?” Her crime was that she wasn’t able to move away fast enough to keep from being knocked over and trampled.
    And they pepper sprayed the people trying to help her.

    • proudgrampa

      They seem nice.

    • OutOfOrbit

      i donut wonder why some peeps ultimately go off & cap a cop, but they always seem to pick the good ones!

    • Three Finger Salute

      “They just feared for their safety. It’s not the right time to talk about police brutality.”

  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    WHY DO WOMEN SELFISHILY INSIST ON WASHING THEIR HAIR ON A REGULAR BASIS? LONG SILKY HAR GIVES ME BLUE BALLS PUT THEM IN JAIL
    WHY DO WOMEN THINK ITS OKAY FOR THEM TO WALK? IT MAKES THEIR SEXY JIGGLE (BLUE BALLS). THEY CAN JUST STAY HOME & WATCH THE VIEW!!!!!!

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Your comment worsened my tinnitus.

      • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

        One must type in all caps when imitating stupid. It’s a rule, I believe it’s written somewhere.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Good point. But you need to misspel moar wordz!

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      WHY DO WOMEN ONLINE INSIST ON BEING ERUDITE AND FUNNY? (BLUE BALLS)

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      I forgot to use weird ass made up slang. My bad!

    • Jonny On Maui

      There have been times when I had beautiful long hair that I kept in a pony tail. Every once in a while I’d pull off the tie and do the Herbal Essence head shake and moan. My coworkers said it made them feel uncomfortable.

      I have no idea why…

      • OutOfOrbit

        your such a cad

  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    Back when there were newspapers, on actual paper, and printing an engagement or wedding notice was a thing, I’d flip through and say to myself, well, damn, if there ain’t somebody for everybody.

    These guys’ problem, OK, one of their problems, is mebbe that they don’t go after the wimmenz that might actually agree to have sex with them. They only want the super hot wimmenz. There are plenty of plain-looking wimmen who are very nice people who they could be happy with if they weren’t whiney assholes.

    • bluicebank

      Har. Reminds of the ’80s dating scene, and a lot of guys cultivated a thing. One guy, I said, “Oh, you’re going for the Elvis Costello look.” His head drooped. “Buddy Holly, dude.”

    • There are plenty of plain-looking wimmen who are very nice people who they could be happy with if they weren’t whiney assholes.

      There’s a lot of average women out there, but these guys problem is they’re below average.

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        I’ve seen Trump rallies, there are lots of below average wimmen, too!

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      They don’t go after any women. Absolutely none of this is about women, or women’s looks, in any way. Women are simply scapegoats for all their problems and failings. They are too weak to work on themselves, or even admit there are things they need to work on, so they make women into villains who prevent them from living the lives they want to live, when the truth is, they are the only obstacle between themselves and a happy life.

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        Well doesn’t that just explain everything! Losers gotta lose.

    • george lastrapes

      Sad fact of life: a woman who is an 8 doesn’t want a man who is a 5 (1-to-10 scale, as is standard). And an 8-man doesn’t want a 5-woman. But you don’t see the plain Janes trolling the Studly Dudleys. Whyzzat?

  • tehbaddr

    Help! I’m being oppressed! Come see the oppression inherent in the system! That fine young lass in yoga pants has not volunteered to hop up and down on my manhood! Help! I’m being oppressed…

    • proudgrampa

      Bring out the tiki torches!!!

    • bluicebank

      “Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’
      swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power
      derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic
      ceremony. Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just
      because some watery tart threw a sword at you!”

      • tehbaddr

        Loves me some “watery tarts” always have, always will!

      • bubbuhh

        Watery tarts r best wif lotz uv sugar.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      You can’t hop up and down on something that you would surely miss on the way back down.

      Basic physics.

      • tehbaddr

        Ah, Hamilton Ω! It’s the ignorant people, such as yourself, that make this life so interesting!

  • Maclare ☕

    I must state that, as a female, I don’t care much for leggings.
    Because they have no pockets.
    I NEED pockets.
    I esp. hate the leggings with the fake patch pockets in the back, taunting you with their lack of function.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      I hate the fake pockets in many wimmins clothes. I like legging though because they are comfy as hell and I’m an oldz who hit the wall quite some time ago so I don’t give a fuck what teh ijits think.

    • wait! what?
      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        I want some!

        • The yoga pants i wore today have pockets.

          • BloviateMe

            I thought those were yockets.

        • wait! what?

          They’re lululemon leggings. The Run On Jogger even has a zipper pocket.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            I will have to save up after I spend all my money in Scotland. Wish I could get some for the trip.

      • BloviateMe

        LOL. Yockets.

      • Ωbjectifier
      • Maclare ☕

        I think I’m having some confusion with the words here. “Yoga pants ” to me are lightweight cousins to the sweatpant. Simple knit pants with pockets. I live in those things.

        Leggings are the tighter and stretchier versions of yoga pants, and are one step up from tights.
        And those are the things I can never find with pockets.

        But I believe others have found them!

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      There are leggings with pockets! Little zipper dudes inside the waistband that fit a cell phone and a billfold. Then I hang my keys on my bra with the carbiner I use as a keychain.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        I just stick my phone in my sports bra.

        • House0fTheBlueLights