It is Hillary Clinton Day and all the neoliberal shills are so scited! They are like, touch us with a Bad Touch, Hillary Clinton, we are wearing vagina hats and are into you in a sexual manner! They are tweeting things like this picture of a Union Square Barnes and Noble
Barnes & Noble in Union Square. pic.twitter.com/Y4oluo95YQ
— Steve Peoples (@sppeoples) September 12, 2017
and pictures of “look Hillary Clinton sent us pizza, nom nom nom!” Aw, that is cute!
— Grady Keefe (@GradyKeefe) September 12, 2017
I'm outside Barnes & Noble Union Sq waiting for @HillaryClinton's signing 2mrw
AND HER STAFF DELIVERED PIZZA "FROM THE SECRETARY"😭❤️ pic.twitter.com/tYqJl5YMxQ
— Aurora De Lucia (@AurorasBlog) September 12, 2017
And then Hillary Clinton herself was all “emoji” and “I know youngs eat delicious pizza because Gawker once spent HOURS determining how much campaigns paid for pizza, after it decided it was going to eat Wonkette’s ‘politics’ lunch, what, Wonkette is still here? Nobody saw THAT coming.”
Enjoy! See you all tomorrow! 🍕🤗💪 https://t.co/2wJN2NJGWu
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 12, 2017
So that was cute! We wouldn’t have known about it without this nice Mashable post, Hillary fans were sent pizza by none other than Clinton herself. Thanks Mashable! Cute!
And here is how Mashable ended its cute post:
How nice of her to selflessly send pizza to the shivering masses. No ulterior motive there, no sir.
On the other hand, who cares about ulterior motives when you have a pizza.
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Here are some important questions we have pondered lately:
Why is Hillary Clinton walking in the woods when she should be leading the Resistance?
Why is Hillary Clinton trying to lead the Resistance when she should shut up and go walk in the woods?
Why won’t Hillary Clinton explain all the ways she was bad in the campaign?
Why is Hillary Clinton trying to write a book about the campaign?
Why is Hillary Clinton always blaming sexism?
Why is Hillary Clinton such a bitch?
And now, in a post dumb enough Chris Cillizza could have written it, why is Hillary Clinton so selfish and corrupt?
We mean this in an ungendered, British sort of way: some people just are silly twats.
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