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Rush Limbaugh is a South Floridian, so he should know better than to say the bullshit we’re about to tell you about. But apparently there is nothing Limbaugh is too unhinged to turn into a CONSPIRACY!!!11!!2 for his chairborne loser fans, so here we are. Limbaugh has seen these so-called “weather reports” about Hurricane Irma, if that is even her real name, and he knows the following things are true:

The reason that I am leery of forecasts this far out, folks, is because I see how the system works.

THE SYSTEM.

Now, I don’t mean this to be a personal attack on anybody …

Never, not Rush Limbaugh!

… but the one thing that’s undeniable throughout our culture is that everything has been politicized. And in that sense, much of our public information system, including from the government, from the drive-by media, has been corrupted. It has been corrupted by the individual biases and whatever present bigotry of the people who hold these positions. You can see it in the way the deep state deals with Trump. You can see it with the way the intelligence community and the Washington establishment deal with Trump.

Good, get your listeners to worrywart about the Deep State. This is a very well-constructed segment, if your goal is to get the septuagenarian wingnuts who actually think Rush is smart to start making fearful oopsie poopsies in their Depends.

So, in the case of a hurricane, what happens? Well, there are many levels here. When a hurricane pops up — and we can’t forget Hurricane Harvey because Hurricane Harvey and the TV pictures that accompany that go a long way to helping further and create the panic.

The Illuminati commanded its loyal acolyte Beyoncé to turn on the secret faucets and put Houston underwater. Because hello, Beyoncé is from HOUSTON? She says it right there in that “Formation” song, the one about how black ladies are going to do the apocalypse to white people with hot sauce. Connect the dots, sheeple!

Now, in the official meteorological circles, you have an abundance of people who believe that man-made climate change is real …

Much like how in official Oxycontin manufacturer circles, you have an abundance of people who believe Rush Limbaugh probably shouldn’t mix entire bottles of Oxycontin into his spaghetti sauces. It’s just not #ScienceSmart.

… and they believe that Al Gore is correct when he has written, and he couldn’t be more wrong, that climate change is creating more hurricanes and stronger hurricanes. And, of course, when Harvey hit, it was the first hurricane that had hit in 12 years. There haven’t been more hurricanes and they’re no more dangerous than any others in previous years.

No, but TECHNICALLY he’s right you guys, because Not A Hurricane Sandy was Not A Hurricane, so ignore the $75 billion in damages and the couple hundred people dead, because otherwise Rush Limbaugh’s argument would be stupid, okay? Apropos of nothing:

Huffington Post: Florida Governor Warns Irma Is ‘Bigger, Faster And Stronger’ Than Hurricane Andrew

CNN: ‘Potentially catastrophic’ Hurricane Irma nears eastern Caribbean islands

Mother Jones: Hurricane Irma Just Became the Strongest Hurricane on Record in the Atlantic Basin

Probably all fake news, especially whatever liberal George Soros-paid shill Florida Governor Rick Scott said.

But it doesn’t matter because the bias is built in. So there is a desire to advance this climate change agenda, and hurricanes are one of the fastest and best ways to do it. You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic. You don’t even need a hurricane to hit anywhere.

But it helps when they do hit, which is why Al Gore at this very moment is sitting in his secret chamber in his fossil-fuel-burning jet steering Hurricane Irma toward Donald Trump’s Caribbean estate and Mar-A-Lago and Rush Limbaugh’s house and Matt Drudge’s house. Stop it, Al Gore, stop it!

Limbaugh went on to talk about the “symbiotic relationship” between the weather reporters in south Florida and corporations, who use hurricanes to force people to buy their useless products, like “water,” just because hurricanes SUPPOSEDLY often destroy the supply of “water.” Fuckin’ Big Evian strikes again, y’all!

Now, how do you do this? Well, any number of ways. Let’s take south Florida television, for example. There is symbiotic relationship between retailers and local media, and it’s related to money. It revolves around money. You have major, major industries and businesses which prosper during times of crisis and panic, such as a hurricane, which could destroy or greatly damage people’s homes, and it could interrupt the flow of water and electricity. So what happens?

Well, the TV stations begin reporting this and the panic begins to increase. And then people end up going to various stores to stock up on water and whatever they might need for home repairs and batteries and all this that they’re advised to get, and a vicious circle is created.

Yes, the vicious circle of “having batteries” so you can “turn things on” and “having water” so you don’t “die.” Limbaugh says Big Energizer and Big Evian are buying these ads on the TV, which forces the media to lie and say, “Oh hey there is a hurricane,” which is what the Battery-Water Industrial Complex WANTS you to believe, and before you know it Al Gore’s fake hurricane knocks over your house and cancels all the underage sex tourism flights to the Dominican Republic (this only really bothers one Floridian, ALLEGEDLY) and everybody’s drinking their water and putting their batteries in stuff, lookin’ all stupid because it’s like they don’t even know Al Gore is very fat.

This is a very complicated conspiracy theory Rush has concocted. We think we’ll stick with those smart Christians who say hurricanes are God’s punishment for beachfront gay buttfucking, because that somehow makes more sense.

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  • William
  • Joshua Norton

    but the one thing that’s undeniable throughout our culture is that everything has been politicized.

    Not only that, but everyone knows that science is only a “theory” easily debunked by any hair-brained article headline some wingnut saw on the internet.

    Can’t fool them! No sireeee!!1!!

  • William
    • schmannity

      Digging for the truth.

  • Scooby

    He’s just jealous that the Deep States weather machine runs on OxyContin and Single-Malt.

  • TJ Barke

    I thought it was bad when they managed to inoculate all the wingnuts to all opposing ideologies, like socialism or even mild social capitalism, but now they’re inoculating them against basic reality…

  • gallbladder

    Is there any way I can gift-wrap an aneurysm and send it to him?

  • SweetDeeKat

    Wait, I thought it was Alex Jones putting forth the hurricane conspiracy theories. Am I getting the odious fat sweaty pigfuckers mixed up?

    • William

      It’s actually the left wing weather machine. During the next Jade Helm invasion, the landing craft can get much closer to the heart of Texas.

    • ariel_gee_398

      They pulled a Freaky Friday. Wait for Jones’s arrest for trying to buy pills.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    I think Rush should get all his listeners down to the beach to see with their own eyes just how not a hurricane Irma is.. Bare Witness!

    • janecita

      Bare? Do you want them to be naked? Ewwwwwww!

  • Alan

    Wait. Did he just say the scientists are all wrong and the wing nut radio ass knows better?

    • gallbladder

      You heard Right.

      • Major_Major_Major

        ISWYDT

        • Bad Tom

          Evan Better: Alt-Right

  • Villago Delenda Est

    ATTENTION ALEX JONES: Limbaugh’s been into your koolaid!

    • TJ Barke

      The K stands for ketamine.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Well, yes, when one side of our political divide wants to acknowledge reality and the other does not, I guess everything would be “politicized”. But that’s not the fault of those of us who live in reality.

    • Manders

      WELL. SAID.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    And, of course, when Harvey hit, it was the first hurricane that had hit in 12 years.

    Well sure, if you exclude hurricanes Humberto, Dolly, Ike, Gustav, Irene, Issac, Sandy, Arthur, Hermine, and Matthew, then no hurricane has hit the U.S. in 12 years.

    • Major_Major_Major

      But did they make landfall in the EXACT SAME spot. CHECKMATE, lieberals.

  • Manders

    I have a hard time following his logic. Probably because he has none.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Hey, Rush isn’t the only right-wing idiot whose idiocy could get people killed in this storm: https://twitter.com/PolkCoSheriff/status/905438240278278144

    • Major_Major_Major

      I’d like to serve up a hungryman portion of goat taint for him to masticate. What a fuckstick.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Seems unfair to the goat.

    • TJ Barke

      Wait, what?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Hooray, let’s make people afraid to seek refuge from a major disaster. That’s so compassionate!

      • ariel_gee_398

        And if they die, hey, we save the taxpayers some money. Should have paid that ticket before a bench warrant was issued, buddy.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Maybe we can just transport all death row prisoners to south Florida by Friday and drop them in the Everglades. Who needs all those pesky judicial waiting periods and hard-to-find execution drugs?

          • ariel_gee_398

            That sounds like a winning platform. You could probably get elected to Congress with that.

        • Arolpin

          As someone who has actually been thrown in jail for an unpaid speeding ticket 2000 miles from where I was arrested (and no notification of a warrant was ever sent to me), I feel for anyone in Polk County right now.
          If an upper-middle-class white guy can get pinched (for moving aside to clear a bicycle, while a cop was illegally passing) and thrown in jail, and with a former county prosecutor and deputy attorney general needed 4 hours to get them to set bail, on a perfect summer’s afternoon, I really, really feel for some poor person in Polk County who is going to be locked up for days or weeks during the recovery because of a couple parking tickets. Sometimes I think that NWA was too kind.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Good thing you weren’t wearing a hoodie and packing Skittles…

          • Arolpin

            Hell, I was packing a NJ PBA card, which Deputy DoWrong thought was an attempt to bribe him when I presented, along with my license and rental docs. The booking Sergeant made several comments about the deputy’s lack of intelligence and common sense. (It was two days before my wedding, the fact that I got and remained married probably says more about the forgiving qualities of my wife than anything else.)

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Nothing like having to post bail to get to your own wedding on time.

          • Arolpin

            Nothing like have to have your soon-to-be-wife post bail to get you to your own wedding on time. Plus I had to take all the friends/relatives who waited at the jail for me to be released out for steaks and ridicule. It didn’t help that there are a lot of cops in my wife’s family. Luckily the deputy not honoring my PBA card was a MUCH greater crime than not paying a speeding ticket, so they only cuffed me on the dance floor once.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      That should be illegal, and grounds for dismissal. He’s basically saying that if you have too many parking tickets, the police would like to sentence you to death.

    • Bad Tom

      Doesn’t he mean he or his deputies have a warrant?

      Sheriffs who are unclear on how words work. How do they know what laws mean?

      Often, they don’t.

  • The Wanderer

    Let me say from the outset that I wish no physical harm to Rush Limbaugh or to any of his family members. I do, however, earnestly desire that H Irma completely wrecks his house.

    • janecita

      With him in it. I’m not as nice as you.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      And that he didn’t pay his flood insurance.

  • janecita

    Fucking fat sack of pus! Just because the United States hadn’t been hit by a serious hurricane in 12 years, that doesn’t mean that there weren’t any hurricanes at all. We are just a fucking country, not the whole God damned planet!

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Also, on that serious hurricane thing? The residents of Long Island, Manhattan, and New Jersey would beg to differ, as well as those of the Carolinas (Hurricane Matthew).

      • janecita

        In all fairness, by the time that Sandy hit us it was a storm. And by the time that Matthew hit NC, it was a category 1 hurricane. When it hit the Caribbean, it was a monster of a hurricane.

        • SterWonk

          And when Allison hit Houston, it was just a Tropical Storm. Which, coincidentally, became the first Tropical Storm to have its name retired without ever having become a hurricane.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I do like good strident swear strings… Thank you!

    • Bad Tom

      Actually, we were hit by a serious hurricane last week.

      • janecita

        That’s why I said hadn’t. I was awake during Harvey, I’m not a moron.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    That fucking Energizer Bunny. I always knew he was up to no good.

  • DainBramage
    • Me The People

      Absolutely -he’s encouraging his listeners to get themselves killed.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        If he had the confidence of his convictions he’d invite them all to go see for themselves down at the beach…

        • Skeptical_thinker

          If he had the confidence of his convictions he’d invite them all to join him to see for themselves down at the beach…/blockquote>

      • janecita

        I hope that they all believe him.

    • Alan

      The sad part is that someone actually has to tell people to ignore the idiot.

    • bbayliss

      You say this like it’s a bad thing?

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Al Roker is in the tank for Big Battery.

  • exinkwretch

    Wait, I thought his network went belly up and nobody could listen to this fat sack of shit any more. Or maybe it’s just me.

    • Alan

      Optimism.

  • CripesAmighty

    Well, wouldn’t this be the perfect time for a giant non-hurricane watching party where to drink lotsa beer and laugh at all them dumb libruls? Hook them trailers up and come on down!

    • Bobathonic

      Break out the lawn darts!

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Guy. Hey guys! We should totally use a muslim name for a hurricane. (hee hee)

    • Me The People

      YOU LIBS WANNA ISLAMASICIZE THE CLOUDS NOW?

      • Nockular cavity

        Remember the wingnut freak out over the use of the word “haboob?”

        • SterWonk

          Yes. Yes, I do. 🤦‍♂️

    • President in Exile Firefly

      STOP CREEPING SHARIA WEATHER!!!11!!!!

  • mardam422

    If a hurricane doesn’t make landfall in the US, does it exist?

    • CripesAmighty

      If a hurricane makes landfall in the US but we say it doesn’t exist, does it really?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Of course not… bears and trees in the woods proved that long ago…

    • gallbladder

      Do you mean the hurricane or the US?

  • Manders

    “and we can’t forget Hurricane Harvey
    because Hurricane Harvey and the TV pictures that accompany that go a
    long way to helping further and create the panic.”

    That is BECAUSE THE “TV PICTURES” WERE REAL, YOU ASS. I CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY OR HOW IT COULD POSSIBLY BENEFIT ANYONE, INCLUDING YOU.

    Is he trying to say that the size of the hurricanes are being hyped by climate change activists? Is he trying to say that *hurricanes* are not real?

    • CripesAmighty

      Moon landing. It was all filmed in a studio. Everybody knows that.

      • Bad Tom

        All the Harvey water damage was CGI.
        ——-
        I just read it on the internet (see above); it must be true.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Uhmmm … yeah … go with that.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      People drowning and chemical plants exploding are not news compared to the demand for corporate tax cuts and His Fradulency calling North Korea a bunch of doo-doo heads.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Because pictures of entire neighborhoods under water and hundreds of people up to their asses in slimy toxic water were staged?
      My fiancé’s brother lives in Sugarland, a community of mega mansions. He sent pictures of where the water just missed his house and inundated his neighbors.

  • Anna Rompage

    I personally encourage Rush to walk the walk by staying in his home in FL during the hurricane, and not stock up on any essentials, waiting for the day after to go out and just pick up a sammich from his local Chick-Fil-A…

    • Bobathonic

      He should demonstrate his resolve by taking a skiff out for a jaunt at the so-called landfall.

      • Anna Rompage

        With his BMI, I doubt the winds would push him around much at all…

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Arby’s: We have the meats!

    • JoeChristmas

      And everyone who listens to this bloated tick.

    • GoutMachine

      Wait, isn’t it supposed to hit on Sunday? Chick-Fil-A will be closed…

    • OneYieldRegular

      Rush should spend the hurricane outside, standing in a lumber yard.

    • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

      Unless it’s Sunday. They are closed on Sunday. I hope it’s Sunday and I hope he gets hungry as fuck.

  • Bureaucrap

    Once we concede that hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, and super-storms are just a liberal plot, it means that neither the government nor charities are required to do anything to assist the injured/homeless/starving, and the rich can still get their tax cuts.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Holy fuck…I just saw a photo from St. Maarten. It looks like a hydrogen bomb hit. I’m sure Rush is very proud.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      It’s not Murica so it doesn’t count.

    • William

      The drug soaked draft dodger lives in Palm beach. Keep your fingers crossed.

    • janecita

      I hope that it destroyed Trump’s 28 million dollars Caribbean home.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        In a way, I hope not, because that will make him the Real Victim. And we’ll have to fucking pay to rebuild it.

  • mardam422

    And don’t get me started on the toilet paper Illuminati.

    • therblig

      the tri-ply committee?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Everything has been politicized. How do you suppose that happened, Tubby?

    • P’jama Pahnts

      A pretty good argument could probably be made that he is the root of all that poop

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Word.

  • Nockular cavity

    I’m all in favor of this “Wingnuts should ignore hurricane warnings” fad.

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    On my iMac, Safari – only Wonkette post, no ads, no Disqus. Chrome, get comments but not Disqus, weird. Have to use Firefox now.

  • Ricky Gay

    That pix of Rush always conjures up this
    https://youtu.be/qT6lcXqvacY

  • JoeChristmas

    Hey trumpterds: Rush says global warming and these hurricane warnings are just liberal scare tactics. So stay put and don’t believe the fake news.

  • therblig

    Nothing in his life will become him like the leaving it.

  • James Baskin

    Hey Rush…. Eat a salad sweetie.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    I honestly don’t know how you all do it. I live just on the Western side of the continental divide, so we get no hurricanes, no earthquakes, not even the occasional tornado they might get around the Denver area. A few months ago lightening hit something and half the town was without power for about 4 hours. I spent about an hour digging through storage trying to find my old camping lantern only to find that I had left the batteries in it and it was fucked. By the time the power came back on the sun was going down and I was about to start fashioning spears out of sticks in preparation for the apocalypse.

    In conclusion: I need to buy new batteries.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      I live in Denver and even the tornadoes we get are weak, sad rustles of wind compared to when I grew up in Kansas. No way to get to Oz from here.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      A big red dog should be able to dig a decent sized hole.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      We have it pretty easy here too, usually, other than an apocalyptic wildfire that just torched the primary forest playground for our area in 4-5 days, and a literal tectonic scale earthquake that’s “supposedly” gonna hit sometime in the next 50 years.. or tomorrow…

      • SomeBigRedDog

        I used to live in the PNW but the “big one” always seemed like way to random and apocalyptic of a thing to prepare too much for. I always just tried to remind myself not to stand in front of the picture window to see what’s going on like I did during the Nisqually quake.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Ahhh.. the Nisqually quake… Yes, I was in a top floor (24) office that day… in Portland, first watching the chains on the window blinds start to swing… And the Mt Angel quake before that… or maybe called Spring Break quake… At home in bed for that one…

          Ya, the big one… I have 20 gallons of water in the garage, camping gear, grill, and some canned food someplace that will hopefully not be buried…. and the rule of thumb that, with immediate water, and some bit of food and shelter… things ought to be do-able… unless it’s a really crappy part of winter…

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Mother nature tries to kill us here with her non-existent “winter”.

      And bears.

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        Don’t get me started on BEARS!

      • SomeBigRedDog

        I haven’t been too impressed by the bears around here. They seem mostly like really big, annoying racoons.

        If they are caught in town when the sun comes up they seem to climb a tree and stay there all day while people come take selfies near it to post on Facebook. The one that climbed a tree right on mainstreet they did have to tranquilize and haul away before the tourists freaked out too much.

    • JohnBull

      Or you could sell those spears on Jim Bakker’s channel.

    • Snopes Shop

      Soon no place will be spared

  • Old town Urbandale

    Those RWNJs are so helpful! I imagine Glen Beck is aggressively pushing buying gold as the solution for all these disasters.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      So you are saying I should go down afterwards and sell water for gold? (free for the people without the golds)

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Fuck me…Rush talking about parasites and symbiosis. Irony, where is thy sting?

  • WeaselPoo

    Has Rush considered flying his Gulfstream into the fake hurricane to prove its fakey fakemess? Because a first hand account from the plush leather seats of a top notch executive jet just makes a person super-convincing.

    • CripesAmighty

      Oddly enough, one of NOAAs hurricane hunter aircraft is a Gulfstream IV. Come on, Rush, let’s see how long you can last without The Bag.

      • Bad Tom

        Rush Limbaugh floating in air during a severe downdraft.

        I’d pay to see that.
        Perhaps with Ride of the Valkyries for soundtrack.

        • SweetDeeKat

          Ugh. Too Baron Harkonnen for my blood.

        • Pilotshark

          or caught flowing out to sea, with a band of fire ants, that way the coast guard could sink it cause of the hazer it may cause shipping.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Meanwhile, meteorologists call their stockbrokers from their Bentleys while driving to see their yachts moved safely away, and tell them to invest heavily in plywood manufacturing.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      ‘Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poopon?’

  • JoeChristmas

    Russ is just trying to steal back some of the Alex Jones devotees.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      There’s always someone younger and sexier out there, right?

      • Suttree

        Barf!

  • Portia McGonagal

    If only Irma could blow this bloated moron out to sea and level his and Trump’s places to the ground without hitting anyone else hallelujah amen.

    • laughingnome

      Yes, selective disaster.

  • laughingnome

    From the picture it looks like Big Evian is sticking it right up Limbo’s thought generator.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      If only liberals hadn’t outlawed filling jugs with water before the storm.

      • Suttree

        I don’t even fill up the tub. I pour my Evian right into the turlet.

      • Courser_Resistance

        Which reminds me, I need to buy packing tape. I have 5 – 5 gal water bags (giant box wine bags, really) that I need to assemble the boxes before filling. But I’m in no danger here in Denver, just a bit of normal preparedness.

  • bbayliss

    “You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.”
    Like selling food buckets and gold to the rubes?

    • gallbladder

      And walls…don’t ferget the wall!

      • bbayliss

        Repeal and replace.

    • Suttree

      If those cheap fuckers would give us more than 10%, we wouldn’t have to sell this shit.
      -Every Gawd Botherer out there

    • Shalimar

      Rush’s specialty scam is hyper-expensive branded tea.

      • bbayliss

        I got some for christmas from my asshole brother-in-law.
        I don’t know what the tea cost so I guessed, added postage and handling, and made a donation to the local homeless shelter in his name.

  • Ricky Gay

    If anything, Irma is punishment for butt fucking little boys with your Oxy dick! (allegedly)

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Only delusional RWNJ ranting can placate the weather gods.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Remember: drop votes into the eyewall, not the eye.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    A few years back I bought my sister a crank-up radio/flashlight/phone charger. He power always went out, even in small storms. Got myself one also too. Cheap enough. Came in very may handy during Sandy. Got to follow the news and stay connected to the outside world. I think I’ll go down the basement and smash it.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I had one of those too, but it died. Haven’t replaced it yet, but I have plenty of flashlights and a simple, old school transistor radio. And lots of batteries.

    • The Librarian

      I have one too, plus a solar power phone charger which works great, even on semi cloudy days.

  • Bad Tom

    You know who else (besides Al Gore) who is very fat?

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Here’s hoping the Dominican boy’s club will survive, for Rush’s sake.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Koch Brothers presents a new tale: Fat Man and The Sea.
    Hint: the fat man loses.

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  • Suttree

    I had almost forgotten about that turdloaf who refuses to be flushed. Great Rush, I hope to see you and Turnip sitting in beach chairs at Maralago when this hits. I’m sure that the aura of stupid that surrounds you both will keep y’all safe. Asshole.

  • Hey sheeple, remember that ‘Evian’ is ‘naive’ spelled backwards!

    • Anna Rompage

      While tap water used to be safe to drink in most parts of the country, that’s not the case anymore…

      • John Thorstensen

        Really? Municipal water supplies to to a great deal of trouble to ensure that it is.

      • bbayliss

        Planting the idea that your water isn’t safe was a successful campaign by the bottled water companies.
        It worked.

        • Anna Rompage

          My response was a snarky take on Trump’s EPA pretty much trashing the Clean Drinking Water Act, and allowing massive amounts of chemical pollution in surface water supplies

          • bbayliss

            I can’t think about reality right now.
            I choose to reflect on the golden era of the Bush administration.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Imported from the finest sewers of Paris.
      Our local big box store carries a brand of water with pictures of wildlife frolicking on the front and the name of a famous waterfall.
      The water actually comes from a well next to a freeway, and across that freeway is the local sewage treatment plant. Drink up. It’s fine,

      • The large Ivy-League university where I work and am an alumna of, actually owns a spring in the state, and bottles its own water. Really.

        • TundraGrifter

          Trump U?

          That would be Poison Ivy League, huh?

  • Michael Smith

    Wow that symbiotic relationship between fearmongering “crisis-creators” and certain venders reminds me a lot Rush Limbaugh and gold bond salesmen or survivalist gear.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    That is a face made for radio.

    • Me not sure

      …as long as there’s an off switch.

  • schmannity

    Poor Rush! The Crazy Train, conducted by Alex Jones and others, has passed him by.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “Well, the TV stations begin reporting this and the panic begins to increase. And then people end up going to various stores to stock up on water and whatever they might need for home repairs and batteries and all this that they’re advised to get, and a vicious circle is created.”

    Not at all like right-wing talk shows or anything. It’s always projection with these assholes.

    • Stulexington

      IKR, survivalist nuts never rush out and stock up with essentials/guns at the first sign of panic.

      • jesterpunk

        They are going to shoot the hurricane.

        • Mr. Blobfish

          Gonna need bigger gun.

    • TJ Barke

      Why is he so down on capitalism?

    • OneYieldRegular

      Yes, a “vicious circle” is created – one which people who bother to pay attention to warnings and take precautions know better as the eye of the hurricane.

      Idiot.

  • Covfefe

    Forget spaghetti sauce. What happens when you mix entire bottles of OxyContin with the Little Blue Pill? Asking for a friend.

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Your dick doesn’t know if it is coming or going……..

    • You can’t hear the screaming…?

  • The Librarian

    Where’s Rush, right now? Hunkering down in his bat cave with a months supply of Viagra and some porn?

    • jesterpunk

      Does he have any Dominican pool boys with him?

      • The Librarian

        Yep, bathing him with Evian.

        • Me not sure

          …as real men do.

  • I suspect Simon Bar Sinister (Dick Cheney) has finally perfected his Weather Machine!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPimi4Mjdr8

    • Bad Tom

      Simon always looked like he could use a good night’s sleep.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    If all the people who listen to Limpballs refuse to evacuate, I sincerely hope that no first responders are injured or killed saving them from their stupidity. As for the listeners themselves, I hope with no batteries they keep stepping on Legos in the dark.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Legos in the dark? YOU MONSTER!

      • laughingnome

        Or canned clams.

        • Bad Tom

          Which is worse to step on: Canned clams inside or outside of the cans?
          Discuss.

    • JohnBull

      They’ll be rescued anyway in filthy shirts that read “No Big Government!” and MAGA hats.

    • Stulexington

      I personally hope that when they go out to try to scrape together supplies all they have available is canned clams.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        YOU MONSTER!

        But yeah, that would be funny.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Rush is like Chicken Little in reverse. Instead of yelling that the sky is falling when it isn’t, he yells that the sky isn’t falling when it is. Chicken Enorme.

  • Canis Greyhame

    Isn’t this sort of the inverse of yelling “fire” in a crowded theater?

  • I’m trying to see a downside of Rush convincing thousands of his listeners to stay in place without supplies when a Cat 5 hurricane blows through their neighborhood.

    • With votes. (just in case…)

    • jesterpunk

      Less people for the sheriff down there to check before letting them into the shelters?

      https://twitter.com/PolkCoSheriff/status/905438093527928834

      • Beanz&Berryz

        But I can bring my gun, can’t I? I need to bring my gun…

        And, not at all thinking sex offenders are nice people, but I wonder if there is a legal basis for keeping sex offenders out of a shelter… and if so, do they deny them medical treatment once injured? Ugh… either the legislature has too much time to dwell on certain things, or get-tough sheriffs do… just ugh…

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I’d be very sad if their pets were injured.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Except… they’d call for help when it’s worst for responders…

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    I think that hurricane after hurricane is going to hit the South in a replay of 40 days and 40 nights and that shitbag’s Ark is going to come in handy, if it can float.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      (It can’t)…

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    the “symbiotic relationship” between the weather reporters in south Florida and corporations

    I met Spartacus League members in college who were less conspiratorially minded about capitalism than this FFS.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Rush,

    On behalf of all of us who are presently having PTSD hurricane season flashbacks to 2005, eat all the bags of shit and go fuck yourself clear back to before your white trash mom jettisoned you out of her cavernous uterus.

    No love, at all, ever, you asshole.

    EQ

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      Yelled Rush’s mom, “Incoming!”

  • Daniel Hooper

    “Rush Limbaugh is a South Floridian…”

    You know, this explains pretty much everything about Limbaugh’s state of mind right there.

  • Dear Limbaugh listeners, it would really piss off liberals if you all drove en masse to the South Florida coast.

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      talk about washing all the sins away………..

    • JohnBull

      It would also piss us off to no end if you duck taped every crack in your house to protect against ISIS’s chemical weapons trafficked by girl scouts and Black Lives Matter, and never ever leave.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    OMG – Rush IS Florida Man!….

    • Rush, not just Florida Man, but a carrier of Florida Manitis.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      I wish I could upvote this more than once.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    There’s a new and seems to be record-breaking hurricane heading right toward Florida and Puerto Rico and other places. We’ll see what happens. We’ll know in a very short period of time, but it looks like it could be something that will be not good. Believe me, not good.

    Donald J. Trump

    • cmd resistor

      His actual hurricane tweets today aren’t any more sane.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        It’s too soon to say if Irma will have great boobs.

  • Michael Smith

    Man, I’ve noticed the last few days a resurgence of Berniecrat apologism on my Facebook wall. The super hippie girl I know that was Bernie and then Stein (Clinton Foundation = International War Machine = Monsanto!!!) has been suddenly vocal again for the first time in like 10 months – except this time it isn’t “The DNC reaps what it sowed when it stole the nomination from Bernie,” its “Bernie didn’t do anything to undermine Hillary’s chances in the general election, she just ran a bad campaign.”

    • Manders

      “The DNC didn’t do anything to undermine Bernie’s chances in the primary, he just ran a bad campaign.”

      That’s my standard response to these folks now.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      New messaging from BernieBro HQ …

    • bbayliss

      I think it’s a response to her book.

      • Michael Smith

        Right, that’s probably it.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Well, some of that is due to Clinton’s book dropping – excerpts of which don’t exactly paint Bernie or his campaign in a good light.

      • Courser_Resistance

        From what little I’ve read, she’s voicing a lot of the same thoughts that I had at the time. I grew from listening to Bernie and believing he had some good ideas to loathing that ratfucking motherfucker. He needs to sit down and shut up.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Instigated by Russian bullshit sites. Ignore it.

  • TundraGrifter

    Boss “I wasn’t wrong; I was misinformed” BlunderRush forgot about Big Auto. I’ve read that some 1,000,000 vehicles were destroyed in Houston. Why doesn’t he blame Big Auto? It’s not like those folks down in Texas are going to walk.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      1,000,000 cars!?

      • Courser_Resistance

        Yup, pretty much every car along the Texas coast. Once water gets into the engine your car is toast and not salvagable. However unscrupulous dealers will buy them up for pennies and transport them to other parts of the country to sell. They might run for a while, but not for long and be a constant repair nightmare. It happened after Katrina.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          1,000,000 is alot of cars… That’s maybe $5B-$10B of damage, at average price of $5k-$10k each…

        • weighmaster

          Mr. Master brought a vehicle back to life after it had been completely immersed and it was driven by a friend for at least 5 years after that until friend sold it. But that it was a ’74 dodge 1/2 ton with a 226 slant 6 and no computer.

          • Courser_Resistance

            Ah! Kindred spirit! I owned a ’73 Dodge Tradesman van with likely the same engine (slant 6). And we rebuilt it, too. They were simple engines back then. Even my ’98 Nissan Frontier engine has more electronics.

          • weighmaster

            We have a ’73 duster that I drove for most of the 90s, needs work we haven’t had time to do.

          • Courser_Resistance

            LOL! I learned to drive a stick in my mom’s Duster in the ’70’s! Three on the tree! Man that car was fun to drive. Those were my high school years (’73 – ’76).

          • weighmaster

            lol, grampa’s lap on that old blue Ford tractor.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          When I lived in LA, there were frequent alerts about cars that floated down the streets of Las Vegas after the latest and frequent flash floods. A few months later, those very same cars would inexplicably turn out to be on sale in Los Angeles.

      • TundraGrifter

        More recent estimates are 500,000.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Oh, well that’s only 20 NRG Park parking lots…

  • rosenbomb

    Media coverage of disasters is pretty ridiculous, however. Mom and I were stopped in Amarillo, TX one summer, waiting to drive through OK, but terrified to leave because of the tornado that just whipped through. The local news was replaying shots of the tornado in full force, so it took us over an hour to realize that they were reusing footage and not showing anything current. When we rolled into OKC, there was nothing but clear skies.

    It was sobering to see the devastation from the tornadoes, though.

  • William
  • GoutMachine

    “the one thing that’s undeniable throughout our culture is that everything has been politicized.” – Rush Limbaugh

    Huh. I wonder who’s to blame for that?

  • FauxAntocles

    Evian => I, Evan
    Coincidence? I think not!

    • bbayliss

      Dark state?

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Snark state.

  • If Rush Limbaugh is advising people to stay and not prepare for a serious hurricane, could he be held liable in civil court? I realize that taking the advice of him over a qualified meteorologist suggests that a person is either insane or incompetent, but it seems like him using a public forum like that to advise people to put themselves in harm’s way, perhaps he should have shoulder the cost of the damages.

    • Canis Greyhame

      Yeah, I mean, if I found out in the wake of a natural disaster that a piece of shit like Rush had convinced one of my grandparents not to evacuate with a category-5 hurricane on the way, there would be fucking lawsuits.

    • SomeBigRedDog

      It’s kind of like the opposite of yelling fire in a theater?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        No fire. No fire. YOU’RE the fire.

        Stay put, everyone.

      • No fire, no fire here, you’re the fire.

      • Daniel

        Look at that crowd. What a turn out. And the media they’re such horrible people, such horrible, believe me- they won’t show this or the fire which really that’s a terrific fire just there. But they won’t show that.

      • TundraGrifter

        Don’t yell “Theater!” in a crowded fire?

  • FauxAntocles

    Rush – too many drugs will rot your brain.

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    2(6 ounce) cans tomato paste
    1(28 ounce) can tomato puree
    2(28 ounce) cans crushed tomatoes
    4 garlic cloves, crushed
    1⁄2cup onion, chopped
    1 metric fuck ton oxycontin

    • GoutMachine

      A metric fuckton? What are you, a communist? IMPERIAL FUCKTONS ONLY.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Hey, throw in some butter and chicken and you’ve got my butter chicken recipe!

  • William

    So Rush Limbaugh is telling his listeners to relax and not worry about the impending disaster? What’s the down side? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91dfe1924ac1481238e295b6bee42786dd377003606445eef4f80634e2aee233.png

    • Daniel

      “I don’t know, Zeke.”
      “Trust me Cletus, it’ll be fine.”
      “I’m not sure.”
      “Look I’m tellin’ you it’ll be fine!”
      “It just feels…”
      “Look, the fact that he did it with an apple and we’re doing it with a can of cider in no way lessens the impact of the homage.”
      “I don’t think people will get the reference though.”
      “I’m hanging the darn picture in my Beat tribute exhibition, dummy, how are people going to miss the point? We’re showing the progress of society since the beat generation came into being, the time which the dominant cultural drivers of our generation apparently want to return to because they have lied to themselves that there was no such counterculture extant then! You dumb hick!”
      “I’m not your wife!”
      “I’M MAKING A STATEMENT IN SUPPORT OF SSM!”
      “I THINK THE WHOLE THING IS A LITTLE OBSCURE!”
      “Don’t make that pun or I swear I’m gonna shoot you for real!”
      “YOU’RE A CAMERA OBSCURER!”
      “GOD DAMN IT, have we pushed this joke far enough?”
      “I think so.”
      “Great. Time to get back to that barbeque possum and moonshine.”

      • NellCote71

        ISWYDT. Well played.

    • Incoming Ham

      Put my beer on yer head and watch this!

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Anyone who can listen to this worthless, bloviating sack of bile and semi-liquid pig shit and actually AGREE with what he says is a lost cause. There is no way to fix stupid that aggressively vicious and bone-deep. None.

  • Wolf Tracker

    Rush and all the RW nutjobs keep throwing around that 12 year period so they can ignore the two hurricanes right before that period that makes it three 500 year storms in less than 15 years and soon to be four and possibly five when Irma hits and possibly Jose and we are not even in tropical storm season yet.

    The climate deniers are all using the same bullshit that climate change does not cause hurricanes and we have always had hurricanes and in a very limited fucked up education sort of way they re correct. Climate change does not cause hurricanes.

    What climate change does do is warms the oceans and warmer water means more evaporation and warmer air holds more water so little tropical storms that would normally flutter around and die out before reaching land turn into massive water logged hurricanes that can dump a trillion gallons of water all over a place like Texas.

    Feel free to explain that to any denier you run in to today!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      And their reply will be ‘But, her emails….’

  • ManchuCandidate

    Oxy epidemic… Rush = Patient zero

  • natoslug

    I always like to look on the sunny side of things. We’ll save a fortune in reconstruction costs if the next couple of hurricanes completely wash away Florida, Texas, Louisiana, and the entire east coast. And after a few more forest fires, the west coast will be an uninhabitable hellscape, saving the survivors (Iowa? Pennsylvania? Quebec? Bueller?) quite a hefty penny, I tell you what!

    • Courser_Resistance

      The entire southern tier east of New Mexico can go, as far as I’m concerned. But don’t forget Colorado! It’s hard to tell what’s going to happen in the long term, but right now Colorado’s in a sweet spot. We’re getting enough rain not to turn into a complete tinderbox (though we do have a few fires that are growing) which is a real plus this time of year. The downside is that we have a lot of severe hailstorms causing serious crop losses along with freak winter storms that killed a fuckton of livestock. But nothing that’s causing catastrophic long-term property losses or loss of human lives. (Not forgetting that the livestock losses this last spring were devastating to the ranchers who suffered them. And it’s not just the financial loss, it’s a deeply emotional loss too. Ranchers know their animals intimately and it’s heartbreaking for them to lose so many at one time)

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Let’s see – so the RWNJ conspiracy scale, from 1 to 5, maybe goes – 1 – Paul Ryan, 2 – Rand Paul, 3 – Rush Limbaugh, 4 – Glenn Beck, 5 – Alex Jones?

  • Zonath

    “And in that sense, much of our public information system, including from the government, from the drive-by media, has been corrupted. It has been corrupted by the individual biases and whatever present bigotry of the people who hold these positions.”

    This seems a bit like an arsonist complaining that there seems to be an awful lot of building fires these days. Is self-awareness a nonrenewable resource or something?

    • GoutMachine

      Also, too: What’s the “drive-by media”? Is this a new thing by the RWNJs? What’s the Venn diagram for drive-by and lamestream media?

      • Lance Thrustwell

        He’s been using that stupid phrase for over a decade. Just means anything that isn’t him, Fox News, or his AM right-wing buddies.

      • Zonath

        In Rush’s world? Probably BET. Because racist.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      He’s last decades news. His sponsors have fled, and his demographic is literally dying off. His contract gets renewed, but farther out on the bandwidth, at least in major cities. The only attention he gets any more is when he dumps an occasional pile like this one.

      • William

        Exactly. Now and then he needs to spew something that will remind the world that he still has a show. People tune in simply to find out what’s going to drop from his oxy-hole next

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    When Rush finally shuffles off this mortal coil – and I devoutly hope that day is not too far off – someone is going to have an ugly (very ugly) pile of toxic waste to dispose of.

    • Lord Jim

      The spot where he falls will doubtless become a Superfund sit.

  • Pisto75666

    “Now, I don’t mean this to be a personal attack on anybody …”

    Because Rush would NEVER use personal attacks. I’m not saying that personal attacks get Rush harder than a 2×4, without the use of a Dominican rentboy. PEOPLE are saying that.

    • William

      Many people are saying that….so many……this I can tell you.

      • Pisto75666

        Bigly!

    • Boscoe

      Is a variation on “I’m not racist, but…”, yes?

    • TundraGrifter

      It’s hard to be sure, but I think the lowest he ever went was to claim Jackie Kennedy didn’t love her husband because she put on a birthday party for their son the day of the President’s funeral.

      The courage it took her to do that was monumental. The absolute crassness of Boss BlunderRush to make such a craven statement is beyond words.

      • weighmaster

        Seem to remember him calling adolescent Chelsea Clinton a dog…

        • TundraGrifter

          He did. On his TV show. However, I still find his attack on Mrs. Kennedy the lowest.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            It is like trying to chose your favorite turd. There are so many worthy candidates!

      • Pisto75666

        I’ve learned there’s no limit on Rush’s crassness, OR depravity.

    • Tiffany de Houston

      Sandra Fluke begs to differ regarding his “personal attacks”. Fucking jackass!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Only slightly off-topic, but a dear friend of mine who happens to live in Miami and be filthy rich, posted a photo of a line (like, two people deep) of shoppers at Whole Foods, with the status “Ugh, hurricane shopping.” I couldn’t even leave a nice comment, but I’m sure she and her family will be fine.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I know I get pouty when the avocados are too hard. I know how she feels.

      • Joe Beese

        I was without Internet for two hours this morning while Comcast fucked around.

        That was pretty rough.

        • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

          Hey, a remote server my company uses is based in Miami and I can’t log in at all today. The struggle is real.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            The inundation will not be televised.

          • Steve Cole

            Three letters for you: AWS. Fear no hurricane.

          • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

            This isn’t storage, but proprietary hosting. They’re moving inland to be on the safe side, tho if Irma is like her predecessor, that might not be enough. Good thing I keep my own backups up north here, eh?

  • capnkrunch
  • Joe Beese

    The French interior minister told a cabinet meeting that the four “most durable” buildings on St. Martin have been destroyed.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    ‘Bigger, Faster And Stronger’

    Just the way Rush likes them.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    “There is symbiotic relationship between retailers and local media, and it’s related to money. ”
    Holy shit, Rush is turning into Noam Chomsky.

  • Wolf Tracker

    Just wondering if Irma turns and rips through NY and takes out wall street if the deniers might actually take climate change seriously?

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Well, Harvey destroyed an awful lot of big oil’s infrastructure in Texas. It was probably insured, complete with loss of business insurance so big oil won’t care.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Wait’ll they try to get another business insurance policy.

  • Ezio

    “You have major, major industries and businesses which prosper during times of crisis and panic, such as a hurricane, which could destroy or greatly damage people’s homes, and it could interrupt the flow of water and electricity.”

    Hold up now. Isn’t this the kind of thing that “right wing libertarians” like Rush are in favor of?

  • Daniel

    “You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic. You don’t even need a hurricane to hit anywhere.”

    The Limbaugh motto.

  • If Lush Rimjob really thinks Hurricane Irma is an Illuminati hoax, he should prove it by going on a spontaneous vacation to Puerto Rico. Someone tell him they have as many underage sex slaves as the DR, he’ll leave a Rush-shaped hole in the door getting there.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Or how about a field trip to the Philippines? President Duarte has a special fondness in his heart for fellas like ol’ Rushbo.

  • Boscoe

    ROFL Limbaugh is so desperate for attention he’s peeing on Alex Jones’ territory. AND he’s terrible at it. Weak. Sad.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Fat fuck, drug addicted pedophile is who I turn to for all my weather needs……..,.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    This is not the time for action. Or money (if you’ve got it.) Or even a time for rational thought.

    This is a time for hopes and prayers.

    And I certainly do not, let me say that again do NOT hope and pray that Rush Limbaugh will bob out into the Atlantic Ocean as an imaginary hurricane hits his oxycontin lab and he joins Robert Maxwell in Davy Jone’s locker.

    On the other hand, I wouldn’t necessarily deplore it. I might even quietly chuckle about it. With votes.

  • Cock Blockula

    I haz confuze. I thought to Rush and his listeners that capitalism=good always all the time. So now he’s saying that the libtard media is creating a narrative where people will go out and buy things? And now this somehow becomes bad?

    Also, too, will this be the first case of a mass Darwin Award if his listeners follow his advice when the hurricane hits?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Yeah I thought we were supposed to be destroying capitalism with our Soros monies? I’m going to have to go back and check the handbook. Maybe I’ll finally get around to reading Alinsky so I can know what the fuck this Rush blob is talking about.

  • Me not sure

    The “Silver Tongued Sage of Mar-A-Loco” has spoken on Irma.

    “We’ll know in a very short period of time, but it looks like it could be something that will be not good. Believe me, not good.”
    DJT
    The word he seemed to be searching for was “bad”.

    • TundraGrifter

      “Not good” is an overcooked hamburger. Or, steak.

      A Cat 4 or 5 hurricane with a ten to twenty foot storm serge is a disaster of Biblical proportions, particularly for a recovery system already very busy in Texas and Louisiana.

      • Me not sure

        I suspect that the Navy and Marines will be needed in the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico as immediate Federal assistance. The closest large Naval base at Jacksonville/Mayport may well be in the path of the storm so some assets will be sent out to sea away from the storm’s path.

        • TundraGrifter

          Well, we do have a Naval Base at Gitmo.

          • Me not sure

            There’s a Coast Guard aviation unit there and USCG patrol vessels homeported there as well as some small navel utility ships, but not much else. Mayport has, last I heard, four amphibious assault/ helicopter carriers, that could be of real use, homeported there.

    • Incoming Ham

      He left out “I’ll be in Trump Tower far away but I will be sure to follow the exciting episode on TV.”

      • Me not sure

        “The ratings are gonna be higher than any other natural disaster, I can tell you that.”

    • He’s talking in Newspeak

  • jaspersdad

    Fecking stupid ass. Limbaugh and his ilk are a danger to America.

  • Bitter Scribe

    This is a very well-constructed segment

    Of course, none of his segments are well-constructed. He basically sits in front of a microphone and talks about whatever pops into his head for hours on end.

    This is much harder to do than it sounds; the average person couldn’t sustain a line of patter like that for more than a few minutes. But whatever it is, it’s not a recipe for “well-constructed” anything.

    Of course Evan was being sarcastic, but it’s scary to think that this guy’s ramblings are a major source of information about current events for a lot of people.

  • Incoming Ham

    I heard this yesterday. The irresponsible idiot basically undermined the integrity of the weather services by saying it’s a media conspiracy. It will be interpreted by his audience that you don’t need to worry about the hurricane, just sit tight and wait for it to blow over. You think he will be responsible for people sitting tight while the water rises over their roofs or they drown because they didn’t listen to authorities and evacuate?

    • This is very Darwinian, the very stupid in any species usually get culled.

      Still, for a fake hurricane, it’s going to do some real damage.

      • yyyaz

        Don’t believe it! All that fake damage/flooding is a librul Hollywood conspiracy done on backlots and with CGI. Pffft, gullible libtards.

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      Him and every other climate change denier should be put in the BIG FEMA CAMP in Florida and ride this baby out. For protection we will include all the men of god who say he wouldn’t dare with water again!

  • WotsAllThisThen

    This is self defeating, politically, Rush convincing his listeners that hurricane warnings are a liberal conspiracy just as the GOP is making it harder for dead people to vote.

  • Bigby

    My favorite part of this bullshit cognitive dissonance is how an $80000/yr Asst Prof job at State U with NOAA grants is worth 97% of climate scientists LYING THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, IN UNBROKEN UNISON STRONGER THAN OMERTA, when Exxon/Mobil/Shell/ BP/Esso/Phillips 66/Gulf/Arbusto would pay them approximately One. Trillion. Dollars. for verifiable proof that their comely wares are innocent about global warming. Just like Lorillard/RJR/Brown paid $eleventybillion to that one guy who irrefutably proved smoking is fine and dandy, which is why we all smoke again now.

    My other favorite is when billionaire gasbags screech like jes folks about how Big Corp is stealin your munnies making you buy water from Big Water (when you COULD be spending it on Gold! Viagra! Reverse Mortgages!) and batteries from Big, uh, Voltaic? In literally 100% of other circumstances they’d be bellowing “caveat emptor, it’s called capitalism, you commie pinko socialist nazi cuck snowflake libtard losers!”. HOW do their heads not explode?

    • If I had to guess, I’d say their heads implode, being that there’s nothing but a vacuum in there.

      They need to maintain a delicate wingnut balance to keep this from happening.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      this^
      Everybody knows Phds living in fricking antarctica and taking tedious measurements are rich and living the sweet life WAAAAY more than all those hard working, blue collar oil execs.

  • TimResistit

    Of course he’s not concerned about a hurricane. An Ass that size could produce a counter wind to blow Irma back from whence it came.

  • andyshelt

    And speaking of fascist fat fuck tinfoil hat conspiracy nutjobs, it looks like Rush is trying to out-crazy Alex Jones.

    Your move, Infowars.

  • WeaselPoo

    Gof just told me Irma is meant to be a punishmemt for Florida being Florida (and the islands are just gettong hit to keep things ‘mysterious’, like he do.

  • OneYieldRegular

    The only “deep state” in this country is the profound abyss of paranoia and ignorance of idiots like Rush Limbaugh and his ditto-heads.

    • WeaselPoo

      Derp State. of course

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      When do the wing nuts let go of the deep state, so that we can go back to distrusting it, as our leftist cred requires? Asking for a friend.

  • New and Improved Say Wha

    “There is symbiotic relationship between retailers and local media, and it’s related to money.”
    From the Advertising in a Nutshell series by Rush Limbaugh

  • andyshelt

    “Hurricane Irma: Category 5 storm heading straight for Trump’s $28m mansion on Caribbean island of St Martin.”

    Mmmm……this almost makes me want to rethink my disbelief in Karma.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hurricane-irma-donald-trump-mansion-st-martin-caribbean-island-category-5-damage-a7931796.html

  • OrG

    Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Well said, Senator Franken.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Rush is jonesing on some bad/expired oxycontin with this line of bullshit mountain.

  • Mormos

    i dont understand, is he actively trying to kill his own audience by claiming this storm isnt a big deal?

    • Daniel

      I don’t think he cares.

      Trump, Hannity, Limbaugh, BillO- all of these shits, they see their audience as contemptible marks. They can’t believe they believe them. To Rush, BillO, Sean and Trump the stuff they say is bollocks and clearly so, and it’s designed to convince people but even so when those people are convinced they surrender their humanity and they become sources of revenue only.

      Rush won’t accept any blame should any of his listeners refuse to take precautions because of what he said. He will blame them. They should have known not to listen to him, entertainment purposes only and all that, he can hardly be held to account. Again, Republicans are all for personal responsibility and are more than happy to point out persons responsible for the things they did.

      • Mintie

        Did Rush manage to pull himself out of AM Radio Hell yet? I realize this may be a few years out of date, but I really don’t give enough of a damn about him to pay attention.

  • Me not sure

    “I’ve just signed an Executive Order declaring Mar-A-Lago preemptively a Federal Disaster Area. I want to tell the American People that they shouldn’t worry about me. I’ll be fine.”
    DJT

    • I think he should go there for a golfing trip. Now.

  • pgjack

    The local news must be in on the game too since they are always warning people to ‘stock up on essentials’ at the slightest sign of imminent disaster. They also warn people to evacuate the area when fires or floods are about to destroy their homes – that’s done to help out looters. Oh yeah, the whole ‘system’ is out to get you. Lock all the doors and put your aluminum hat on. Rush is warning you.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    So Hurricanes Gustave, Ike, Sandy, Isaac and Irene never happened?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Nope, nope, nope, never happened, nope.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Well. That’s odd. I was in Louisiana for Gustave and Ike. I must have been hallucinating.

        • TakingAmes

          That is easy to do in Louisiana.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Very true. I must have had one too many chocolate-pudding-and-coconut Snow Balls. Jesus, I miss those now that I live in the Midwest! And the fried oysters, and the crawfish pie and the beignets and the. . .I’m starting to hallucinate again.

          • TakingAmes

            Indeed. I went to undergrad at Tulane, and man, do I know what it means to miss New Orleans. My husband and I want to retire there, but fear that it won’t still be there in thirty years.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            That was my plan, too. But Katrina had other plans. Gustav and Ike were the icing on the cake. Isaac hit after I left and flooded the place where I had found a post-Katrina job. So I think you are right…there won’t be much there in 30 years. It’s such a unique place, with such friendly people, this is very sad.

  • what, me worry?

    As a concerned citizen, I encourage Rush to act on his belief that the storm is a giant hoax to sell water, batteries and plywood.

    He should sit by the pool in South Florida and wait this out. I’m sure he’ll be fine.

    • C4TWOMAN

      It will be interesting to see what he does the closer the storm comes….perhaps convenient holiday will be in the offing.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      There is nothing that a sufficient supply of oxy and a couple of DM ephebes can’t make better.

  • Baconzgood

    Rush who?

    (Seriously is this 1992?)

    • biologydave

      I always thought they were a Canadian band.

  • BadKitty904

    Limppaw should stick with what he actually knows – phallic cigars and nubile Dominican cabana boys…

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Dear Beyoncé,

    When you come to Apocalypse my white ass, could you please use Frank’s Red Hot? I eat that shit on everything.

    Thank you,
    Ms. MLG on Maui

    • Kinky… Beyoncé in the Conservatory with the bottle of hot sauce…

    • mardam422

      Oh, goodness!!! Is that Frank’s Red Hot I just spilled on myself? I certainly hope there is no one nearby who eats that shit on everything!!!

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Hahaa!! Be careful where you get that sauce!

  • rocktonsam

    I haven’t heard Mush talk lately. He sounds like he has balls in his mouth, just saying Mush..

  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    When my flow of electricity is interrupted I always turn on the TV! All the good stuff they don’t want you to see is on…..
    If it’s at that point in the storm it’s too late to find out what you need to buy. Good luck and hope you got the right size batteries.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      When my electricity is interrupted, I flip the light switches every damn time I walk into a room, expecting the lights to come on, but they don’t!

      • C4TWOMAN

        Conspiracy!

  • Jo Mathie

    Do people actually listen to Limbaugh? I’m honestly confused – the most batshit stuff that was actually covered with bafflement in the mainstream media in the UK was when David Icke went on tv and talked about lizard people to the bafflement of everyone. People honestly can’t believe what he’s saying, surely – he’s literally inflating with his own hot air.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      If they do, and they live in Florida right now, then he is literally endangering their lives. Even in our free-for-all media environment this has to be Against The Rules.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        I’m conflicted.

        We’ve all made similar jokes about how Obama should have made some kind of lecturing pronouncement, like, “guzzling kerosene is very bad and it makes me sad when people do it” and let the all the contrarian wingnuts proceed to chug themselves into the afterlife, out of spite.

        I almost feel like we shouldn’t interfere with nature’s processes, here.

      • mardam422

        But at least they’ll die free…oh, and wet, prolly crushed too. But definitely free.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I’m convinced most of this is marketing and grifting. We all know about Alex Jones, but some people don’t know about Ron Paul. Long before the Internets Paul was selling his mimeographed newsletter, by mail, to a small but dedicated audience of reactionary wingnuts…to the tune of almost 1 million a year.
      Before the Internet.
      There is money in them thar tinfoil hills… Rush is probably dependent on it and the crazier he sounds the better.

    • Serai 1

      Pfft. You’d be amazed at what some people can swallow. Their capacity for just accepting anything so long as it confirms their own prejudices is endless. Sad but true.

      Oh, and don’t call me Shirley.

  • writersbloc

    I can’t face palm this hard enough….

  • Mehmeisterjr

    I bet the Coast Guard could and would be useful in such a situation.

    Surely no moth-haired nincompoop would cut their budget, just when we need them most, to pay for a wall that another country is supposedly paying for.

  • Irma will never be as destructive as the category 45 hurricane that hit Washington DC last January.

    • thixotropic jerk

      Orangeshartnado!!!!!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    There haven’t been more hurricanes and they’re no more dangerous than any others in previous years.

    Because hurricanes that don’t hit US America don’t count.

    • TakingAmes

      When literally the only thing you care about is yourself, then yes.

  • Mateo

    SO…someone should probably tell ol Rush not to be so hilariously unaware:
    “You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.”

    • Rex Thorne

      One of the problems with the American-right is that they imagine that we’re all as corrupt as they are. They’re scammers, who imagine that everyone else is a scammer too.

      • Mateo

        So he’s a P.T. Barnum’s P.T. Barnum?

  • sosuume
    • Permit-holder Ron

      That’s really gonna jack the price up.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Have I ever mentioned around these non-comments about how much I absolutely despise Rush Limbaugh?

    Rush Limbaugh is a metastasized decaying intestine full of re-fried, fermented, stinking, oozing yellow-green-brown bullshit, from a bull dying of rectal cancer and fed rotten horse shit and silage corn, accompanied by a never ending paint-peeling stentorian fart of biblical proportions.

    And those are his good characteristics.

    If so many people were not so FUCKING STUPID Rush wouldn’t have an audience at all.

    That is all.

    Oh, one more thing: No this is not how I really feel. It’s a mere shadow of what I really feel. If you were so unfortunate to read what I really thought, not only would your face melt, but every piece of equipment that comprises the internet would violently explode. That would be wrong (not that it would stop Rush from doing similar, given the chance).

    • Mintie

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the sky is blue. Keep preaching to the choir, it’s not like e haven’t heard it all before ;)

    • thixotropic jerk

      “Paint-Peeling Stentorian Fart” is the new name for my lugubriously glandular nether regions off-gassing so as to give it more classiness and refinement soundings. I enterically thank you.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        O…
        Kay!

  • JParkerSD46

    Couple of things: A) “You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic. You don’t even need a hurricane to hit anywhere.” Rushbo absolutely knows this is true because it’s his stock in trade that he uses regularly to get the wingnut rage monkeys flying. And 2: if God is so pissed at the gays and anti-Trumpies, why is he beating the shit out of Texas and, very soon, Florida? Seems like those would be spared his mighty wrath. I’m just spit-balling here, but maybe he doesn’t give shit one about the gays, who he created just the way they are (and he wanted), and he’s more angry at the Trumpies and Christian hypocrits, who actually had a choice in what they did.

  • bookish

    “Drive-by media”? What is he even blathering about?

    • Permit-holder Ron

      You’ve never had the experience of walking down the street, when a man in a truck throws a newspaper at you? Used to happen to me three, four times a month.

  • Beat the Rush

    ….by which, of course, I mean the mass exodus out of the path of Irma.

  • CeeQ

    I….wow….it’s just…..I don’t…..because….I mean….

    I can’t. Brain broken from all the stupid.

  • Khavrinen

    “the one thing that’s undeniable throughout our culture is that everything has been politicized.”

    Gee, Rush, I wonder who it is that’s been working that angle full time for decades? Anybody you might know? Going around frothing at the mouth about how everything is some sort of political conspiracy? Think REAL hard now, it’ll come to you.

  • quantum mechanic

    Then explain this Limpy, Trump has filed a claim for $26 million in damage to Mar-A-Lago from Irma and his insurance co. has already cut him a check.

  • Bemused

    I feel like he might be sued some day by the relatives of MeMaw and PopPop who died because they believed Rush Limbaugh rather than that National Weather Service.

  • PixieThis

    1. Beyonce can totally apocalypse me in hot sauce.
    2. Is the word I’m looking for ironic? As in, it’s a conspiracy to prey on the fears of people (during a real and horrible disaster), but not a conspiracy to sell gold coins and survival food by inciting panic in people???
    3. More haute sauce, peeeez Queen Bey!

    • HooverVilles

      Bigly ironic.

  • My word, this one makes your xtian nutbars and their beachfront..bingo hangup seem rather sane. Ish.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Obviously Rush Limbaugh is tired of this gig. He’s trying to get out of it by murdering off sensibly counseling his credulous dumbshit dittoheads incredibly smart and wise fans about the hidden dangers of common sense!

    He’s probably locked into a contract and the only way out is to get fired for having no audience. It’s a pretty smart solution, actually. Get his followers to actively work toward their own demise, and pretty soon the media company fires him. I mean, he’s been convincing them to vote against their political interests for years, how hard can it be to go just a little farther? “Don’t drink water, it’s what they want you to do! Besides, it’s got Obamalytes in it!!”

    Besides, have you ever listened to his fans? Can you imagine having to interact with those grundle-huffers on a daily basis. That kind of torment has to wear on you. He’s gotta hate those idiots more than just about anyone.

  • whitroth

    I was going to argue that the idiot’s (Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, by now-Sen. Franken) listeners were not all septuagenarians, but I don’t know if the younger ones migrated to, or listen to him in addition to Mikey Weiner, aka Savage. An ex-friend certainly listened to both, and he’s in his late forties, I think.

  • Joe Hill

    Once a junkie always a junkie.

  • HooverVilles

    The derp is yooooge. Why it’s even stupendous. Bestest, biglyist derp ever. Trust me. Believe me.
    Sigh!

  • thatguyJMM

    Nice of a media personality who makes 400-some million dollars per year to lecture people about the media.

  • thixotropic jerk

    “As I set down these notes on paper, I’m obsessed by the thought that I may be the last living man on earth. I have been hiding in this empty house near Grovers Mill — a small island of daylight cut off by the black smoke from the rest of the world. All that happened before the arrival of these monstrous creatures in the world now seems part of another life. . . a life that has no continuity with the present, furtive existence of the lonely derelict who pencils these words on the back of some astronomical notes bearing the signature of Richard Pierson. I look down at my blackened hands, my torn shoes, my tattered clothes, and I try to connect them with a professor who lives at Princeton, and who on the night of October 30, glimpsed through his telescope an orange splash of light on a distant planet.”
    -Rush Orson Limbaugh Welles

    • Erick the Kracker

      That’s far too eloquent to be Rush. Add some stammers, flying spit and table pounding for authenticity.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    All that Viagra and oxy finally got to him.

  • Hardly Ideal

    I could recount the entire Homeworld story in excruciating detail- the founding of the Outer Rim trade routes, the upheaval after the Second Core was found, the struggles of life on Kharak, the return to Hiigara, the Vaygr and the End Times, all of it- and it’d be more coherent and enjoyable than whatever the fuck Limbaugh was going on about.

    Seriously, watch me go!
    *clears throat*
    *bad Campbell Lane impression*
    Over 9,000 years ago, the First Core was found in a massive-
    *BRICK TO THE HEAD*

    • (((Aron)))

      MOAR HOMEWORLD MOAR HOMEWORLD MOAR HOMEWORLD

      • Hardly Ideal

        Nah, I really won’t be able to stop myself. I’m fine.
        *sweatdrop*
        …but did you know they came out with prequel? It’s called Deserts of Kharak and it spins this whole story about the events leading up to the discovering of the Khar Toba and how-
        *desperately cups hands over mouth* *mmmrphrrrphmumbleprhmmph*
        *uncups hands* -and just those fragments of orbital debris were enough to facilitate advances in structural engineering and nuclear energy to the point that the Northern Coalitio-
        *cups again* *mrrrmrrmrrmumbleagainmrrrmmm*
        *uncups again* -they find strange carvings in the Gaalsien base describing their beliefs in Sajuuk and hinting at the fabled homeworld with the warning never to-
        *mrrrphphmrph*
        (repeat until everyone in the comments kills themselves)

        • (((Aron)))

          That’s simply the best comment I’ve read in ages.

  • NotALiar

    Rush shld def stay in his house during the storm. Oh and if the water is rising quickly he should definitely get to the attic and stay there.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Without an axe or chainsaw.

  • NotALiar

    He’s going to get his gullible listeners killed.

  • thixotropic jerk

    I don’t get it- aren’t The Gheys, sTrumpf Haters and prolly the Messican Bad Hombres also; too The Real hurricane creators? Now it’s all just a made up conshpiracy by Al Gorps in his Sekrit Invisible Nookelear Airplane powered by Duracell and Perrier? I’m still practicing my “virtue signaling” how am I ever going to catch up?

  • Yellerduck

    Rush is just pissed because none of the water-and-battery cartels are advertising on his show.

    • Kooolest G

      he’s mad because all the preppers and gold sellers advertise on glenn beck. maybe you could step up the apocalypse talk rush?

  • Edith Prickly

    Much like how in official Oxycontin manufacturer circles, you have an abundance of people who believe Rush Limbaugh probably shouldn’t mix entire bottles of Oxycontin into his spaghetti sauces. It’s just not #ScienceSmart.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/lKIkje8nkgEuY/giphy.gif

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Gregg Allman Libelz

  • norcalOG

    Government controlling weather is bad news for the God Squad. Instead of God showing his displeasure with liberals and your basic heretics by destroying sinful cities and the heathen therein, it’s actually the guvmint doing bad.

  • Laffing Crow

    Rush is right. This is why Michelle Obama was all like “Ooh, drinking water is sooo good!” And batteries are DC power, uh huh, DemoCrat! It’s as plain as the nose on your face! Wake up sheeple!

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    What will Rush think about solar flares? …

    //twitter.com/JerryWilliamso1/status/905442352143241216

    Is Big Sun in on it too?

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      That’s Blue Sun.

  • Kooolest G

    this is his house in palm beach, the blue part on the right hand side of the picture is the atlantic ocean. I’m sure he’s taking his own advice and sheltering in place right? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e36a08474da51751ecd97e4e2640c06164d48428fd75e02d4920125bf3394a97.png

    • Permit-holder Ron

      If by ‘in place’ you mean ‘as far away from the Atlantic as possible,’ yes.

  • Richard Barton

    Fuckin’ big Evian! I *knew* it! Thanks for telling it like it is, Evan! [this was an excellent piece, btw]

  • Poly_Ester

    Can we assume that Rush just happens to be in NYC this week?

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Unfortunately, probably.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Bet he’s there by midnight tonight.

  • NotDarkYet

    Honestly, I could not follow RL’s argument. What is his point? Hurricanes don’t exist? They are over-hyped? We shouldn’t worry? Al Gore is a big fat poopy-head?

  • Opiwan

    hmmm, the only battery water I know of is actually sulfuric acid, so MAYBE RUSH IS RIGHT ABOUT THE BATTERY WATER INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!!!1111!1!one!!

  • CATMAN

    ” everything has been politicized”–and, who has worked to politicize everything more than you and your ilk in the right wing noise machine? I would like to see Irma flatten your Palm Beach mansion–hopefully, you have fled beforehand–to bring a personal dimension to hurricane forecasting and global warming as Irma is the strongest hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic

  • BMW

    If it hits and its the worst hurricane ever, Rush will quietly forget he was ever claiming it was a conspiracy. Just like he does ever other time his predictions are wrong, which happens literally all the time. If it is even slightly weaker than predicting, he will claim a moral/intellectual/ideological victory, just like does every other time he’s neen more than 10% right about anything, ever.

  • Marc Berrenson

    Even if Rush’s supporters could read something more sophisticated than the dial on their radio, it would not matter. Rush is Jesus, and we all know what his supporters think of him… or her… No, gotta be “him.”

  • Permit-holder Ron

    a) I see ‘symbiotic’ is today’s Word Of The Day.

    2) If his dumbass listeners sit tight and get blown into the ocean, his ratings will go down. He obviously hasn’t thought this through. Which goes without saying, really.

  • Deborah Ujevich

    I cannot believe that NO ONE has even pointed out the obvious fact that Houston’s hurricane was named Harvey, and when Trump said that Harvey sounds like such an innocent name that was code for such a GAY name, because who is gayer than Harvey Fierstein. MYSTERY SOLVED, BY FACTS.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Did you use a chalkboard to draw that one up?

      • Tishalicious

        Of course not! Magazine clippings and string are the only way to fly..

      • Deborah Ujevich

        Chalkboards are for liberals. The Glenn Beck Whiteboard of Doom & Conspiracy is the only way to outline doom & conspiracy.

  • Krombopulous Pichael

    cant this storm just go right to Palm Beach, where this schlub seaslug, as well as the klassy Larp a Maga bribe resort both reside, teach them a thing or two about global warming, and leave all these other folks alone?

    wishing

    • Mecha343

      Doesn’t Hannity have a mansion somewhere in Florida? Hope the hurricane damages it.

      • Krombopulous Pichael

        considering his douche-factor, i would imagine it is nearby as well…

  • Mecha343

    If Rush believes Hurricane Irma is a hoax, maybe he should stay inside radio station while the storm passing by. If he somehow survives it, he should move to Dominican Republic and stay there.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      He allegedly had to leave Florida for “legal” reasons. Yup, legal reasons, that`s the ticket. Fucker didn`t even have the decency to tell his listeners to get out of Dodge or batter the hatches.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    “Everything in the news these days is politicizied”
    –Person politicizing everything in the news.

  • Ray in VT

    Just how fricking stupid can this dolt’s schtick possibly get?

    • phoenix00

      Even more stupid: people who keep listening and believing this dolt’s schtick.

      • Ray in VT

        It amuses me when such people call others “low information voters”.

        • phoenix00

          There’s “low information” and there’s “willfully bad information”. This bucket is definitely the latter.

  • SeeTrain65

    Still the only Rush I’ll ever listen to …
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jH_jCycncU

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    This guy reminds me of someone with half his brain tied behind his back.

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  • BFD

    I thought about it, but this defies a response.

  • themidniteskulker

    Really makes you think.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    Guess who hightailed it out of Floriduh on a private jet? Rhymes with lush dimdough.

  • First and last article I will ever read here.

    What a bunch of fabricated hogwash.

    I don’t even like Limbaugh but you make him into the fairy godmother of the earth.

    I wish I could say you are jaded and have twisted facts, but I can’t even afford you that.

    You have fabricated pure fantasy out of nothing, accusing others of a pseudo-alarmism when it is your article that is nothing but unhinged lunacy and alarmist unreality.

    Enjoy your unicorns and leprechauns.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f2eb40d6966f37090e9e36533be0f961c8deaccbd8cb4cd29492850e1ae41a3.jpg

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