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Julian Assange would like you to give some thought to a couple things that worry him, like how he’s apparently decided Europeans need to do something to protect their precious bodily fluids. Or perhaps their Blood and Soil:

“Capitalism+atheism+feminism = sterility = migration.” What could he possibly mean by that? You might almost get the impression Assange has become some kind of White Nationalist, or perhaps in his case, a translucent one.

Or maybe something else? He followed that with a second tweet about…”Emotional imperialism,” with a link to a socialist journal article about the “Care Drain” created by rich people hiring poor women from other countries to come care for their families, especially as the European welfare state shrinks:

We actually don’t think the article is making quite the claim that Assange seems to be laying over it. It’s actually an interesting read about the “feminization of immigration.” No such nuance for Assange though: He boils it down to White People Not Having Enough Babies plus bad feminists not staying home to take care of the babbies (plus somehow atheism?), so feminism = colonialism, as all the rich white ladies are stealing brown women who then can’t care for their own children at home, where presumably they belong.

Whatever the anti-colonialist intent of the article, Assange’s tweet was met with delight by the white-diaper babies of 4Chan’s “politically incorrect” board, who said Assange is “dropping red pills like nobodies business” and pleaded, “Please save the west Julian.” One little goose stepper was simultaneously happy to see how woke everybody is to the problem of White Genocide, but also feeling a little blue:

Posts like these make it feel as if we have already reached the bottom of the bit and it will start getting better now… yet I still hope for civil war and violent removal of the unwanted.

So we’re guessing they aren’t too worried about the plight of migrant women, nope. Also, several were very ticked off that Assange didn’t just come right out and “name The Jew” as the source of all Europe’s problems. Mel Brooks? Get the fuck out.

This isn’t exactly out of character for the kindly information-should-be-free transparency expert; in July of 2016, Wikileaks tweeted the deleted a charming little anti-Semitic message accusing most of its critics of being Jews:

And of course, Assange is also palling around with far-right crazy Chuck C. Johnson and far-right drunk Dana Rohrabacher, so there’s that, too.

In conclusion, feminists and atheists are causing white sterility and bringing in all the browns so ladies can ignore their families and get rich, and also, as ever, fuck Julian Assange, yet again, amen.

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  • Nounverb911

    It’s no wonder he can’t get a date.

  • natoslug

    Juli, babes, your statements are so transparent, we can all see through them. Shut up now and quit giving ghost peoples a bad name.

  • GoutMachine

    I might still be hungover from the long weekend, but I’ve read that Wikileaks tweet three times and I’ve got no idea what it’s trying to say.

    • natoslug

      “People don’t like us because we’re dicks. And because they’re all myopic Jews.” At least, that was my interpretation. Why they’re now attacking the visually impaired is beyond me. Or maybe that last bit was to claim that they’re being attacked by Jewish intellectuals. Either way, they’re white, they’re whiney, and dammit, they’re not going away.

    • Thiazin Red

      Since women insist on not being considered property anymore, and want to do things like have lives, they don’t breed as many white babies as racists would like. If women would only give up on having lives and just pop out endless babies, then we could keep all the brown people out.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    What about famous white person Glenn Greenwald? Shouldn’t he be breeding?

    • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

      Does Julian have babby??

      • Mr. Blobfish

        It’s hard to maintain a relationship when you are holed up in Ecuador’s London embassy to escape rape charges.

        • GoutMachine

          Worst. Meet-cute. Ever.

      • SweetDeeKat

        Silly person. Hatching and raising babbies is for less important people to do.

    • Werewolf

      Greenwald isn’t a “white person”-he’s one of them thar (((globalists)))-an exceptionally stupid one (shanda far de goyim).

  • OneYieldRegular

    I think Assange’s wiki is leaking.

    • proudgrampa

      FSM only knows what STD he has…

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    I started disliking this fuckhead before it was cool.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Wonkette Store t-shirt?

      • proudgrampa

        With interchangeable photos. Get on this, Editrix!

        • Baconzgood

          Maybe like a clear plastic pocket with a zipper or some buttons?

          • proudgrampa

            Awesome.

      • Baconzgood

        I would buy that for my kids

    • Jack Had A Permit

      But disliking this fuckhead was never not-cool.

    • ANNG14

      Me too!

  • Jgb979

    Anytime you add 3 isms together in a calculus equation, the answer is probably “go eff yourself”

    • SpideySenser

      Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.

  • A Groucho Marxist

    It’s odd that he threw the “capitalism” in there. That seems new.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      ALL the best oligarchies are capitalist

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Up to the point where they own everything.

  • JMP

    So that’s why he decided to rape women who had been willing to have sex with him and force them to not use a condom, he wanted to do his part to perpetuate the white race by knocking up white women with his spawn against their will!

    Now I want to puke.

  • proudgrampa

    What?

  • TundraGrifter

    Speaking of nannies – the von Tapp Family is losing Keith Schiller.

  • Uncle Mark

    It certainly explains his rapey behavior. It’s all for the good of “white” Europe, apparently /s

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Assange: Make Rape Great Again

  • BreakingDeadMen

    He’s a wolf in wolf’s clothing

    • Parakeetist

      Dingdingding

    • Daniel Hooper

      Hey! As a self identified wolf demigoddess, I speak with divine authority when I say no wolf would associate with this jerk.

    • Uncle Mark

      He’s more a Russian tool in Ecuadorian housing

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Nah. Hyena at best.

  • laughingnome

    Who cares what color the caregivers are?

    • Roadstergal

      Assange, apparently.

  • Baconzgood

    Capitalism+atheism+feminism = sterility = migration.

    This was one of Adrien Douady lesser known equations.

    • JMP

      As an atheist and feminist childless white person, but an anti-capitalist, am I to blame for the great societal boon of increased migration?

      • Baconzgood

        Uh….yeah. math doesn’t lie.

      • Suttree

        Gay frogs too.

      • jesterpunk
        • Celtic_Gnome

          Doesn’t that sound quaint now?

      • SweetDeeKat

        You’re to blame for something. Probably because you have the audacity to wear pants.

        • JMP

          But I’m a man, though one living in sin with a white woman who has a career and also plans on never having any children (plus now we’ve reached the age where we’d likely require medical help to do so if we wanted). I even do my share of the housework, and while I was unemployed did almost all of it.

          • SweetDeeKat

            Oops, assumed you had ladybits and was therefore not fulfilling your Destiny. Maybe you’re supposed to spread your glorious white seed, or something.

      • LeftyProud

        I was just going to post something like that…why am I surprised by anything this asshat says, but goog God! Oh, I’m a white feminist atheist with lady bits, AND I don’t have kids, I am the cause of all evil! So, we are in the same boat.

      • NastyBossetti

        I think if you subtract something from one side of the triquation, you have to subtract it on all sides of all equals signs, so that means:
        atheism + feminism = sterility – capitalism = migration – capitalism

        Hrm. No. This is still nonsense.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Tsk. He forgot to add in the square root of racism and carry the two before solving the equation. Sloppy math, Julian!

      • Baconzgood

        “And show your work”

        -Baconz Math Teacher-

    • eggs ackly-wright

      What is this fucking gibberish? Everyone know you gotta cipher the quadradicals and sing the cosines of it.

    • OutOfOrbit

      syntax math is teh werst

      • SpideySenser

        I was told there would be no math.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      You know, I got the first part. That’s just math, is all. There seems to be an derptuitive leap from sterility to migration that I’m missing.

      • Baconzgood

        Well you don’t understand fractals. You have to look at it as a whole.

        D(ouche bag) + B (igot) C (ock) P (unch) squared.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Julian Assange is exhibit A for You Need To Get Out More

  • Nounverb911

    Hey Juli, Putin’s available now.

    https://twitter.com/kscheib/status/904996360650416129

    • Jack Had A Permit

      Is that honeymoon already over?

    • GoutMachine

      I gotta hand it to Pooty Poot – he is not lying here.

    • Scopedog

      Well, Trump was his bitch….

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Ecuador,

    Is there a reason why y’all haven’t terminated this motherfucker’s lease?

    Just throwing that out there.

    EQ

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Scooby

    I take it he doesn’t like Ecuadorians either.

    • GoutMachine

      They might be some of “the good ones.”

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Not for much fucking longer.
        – Carlos Abad Ortiz

  • Are you a Nazi? A simple quiz.

    1. What do you think of ‘white genocide’?

    a. What’s white genocide? (Not a Nazi)

    b. It’s racist bullshit from a bunch of assholes who are upset that women won’t fuck them because they’re fucking Nazis. (Not a Nazi)

    c. It’s happening now! Wake up, Sheeple! (Nazi. Also, stupid… you do not wake the Sheeple.)

    d. I eat paste. (Uh… maybe a Nazi… what are you feelings about Donald Trump?)
    i. MAGA! WOOO! ‘Murkica! Fuck yeah! Wooooo! (Nazi)
    ii. Me no likey… (Not a Nazi)

    I hope this helps.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Ecuador’s population is mostly brown. What the fuck is he doing at their embassy? Why doesn’t he go to Russia or some other “white” country?

    • Jennifer R

      Because London Met still want to talk to him.

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        The Queen is likely not happy about one of her subjects escaping Australia just to come piss on her lawn.

    • jesterpunk

      They should kick him out to prevent him from being white genocided and starting to agree brown people are people.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Maybe no other country would have the pissbrain. Ecuadorians are kind people, generally. This one backfired. Push him out the door and let him find another country. I hear North Korea is nice this time of year.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Asshenge is such an ungrateful piece of shit.

    • Querolous

      I hear albinos are often asked to dinner in Tanzania, Malawi and Mozambique

  • JMP

    I’m guessing the hatred of atheism is because lacking the religious pressure to force women into traditional roles and couples to have children who don’t want them helps birth rates to go down, but it still is a little bizarre.

    • Michael Smith

      You know how there’s a thing called crank magnetism? I think there’s a similar thing on the right, that could be called Conservative Magnetism. Where you start out having no feelings for Christianity at all, skipping church and lying to your parents, then raising your kids without any particular religious identity, then realizing that you hate Obama, the gays, the RACE BAITERS and the MUSLIM-LOVERS, and the next thing you know, you’re a huge Christian for the first time in your life. Conservative Magnetism.

      Maybe it would be better to describe this as a subset of Crank Magnetism rather than a distinct thing.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        I dunno, it seems to me that conservatives are cranks. Maybe I’m just suffering from extreme cognitive bias.

  • Permit-holder Ron

    Funny, I always assumed that all the ‘white sterility’ had more to do with twerps like Assange not gettin’ any cuz they’re assholes. Pretty sure they won’t be the ones hiking up the birth rate.

    • Werewolf

      Hence the rapiness.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    I wanna hear moar about Julian’s thoughts about God, and piety, and the Bibble… What not-atheist is he?

    • Three Finger Salute

      Julian thinks he’s God.

  • pstokk

    Ok, “translucent” passed the “coffee spewed” test with flying colors.

    • Me not sure

      His eyes are actually the windows to the back of his skull.

  • Anna Rompage

    Who knew Julian Assange was a racial purity pony just like Richard Spencer…

    BTW, isn’t this asshead an Australian, and not a European?

    • Kakariki

      European is code for white, although these asshats would be amazed at how non-white many Europeans actually are.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Australia/Austria confusion? There’s a lot of that going around now.

  • ariel_gee_398

    More Nazi bullshit? I liked reality better when The Boys from Brazil was fiction.

  • pstokk

    A capitalist, an atheist and a feminist walk into a bar …

  • BeachBum
  • Baconzgood

    How’s that view of London from the Honduran consulate working out for you Juels?

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    dok, I think you have a typo, I think you meant “then”:

    “in July of 2016, Wikileaks tweeted the deleted a charming little anti-Semitic message

  • CO

    He also offered a job to James Damore
    https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/894903776729063424

  • OrG

    He’s a nazi. Someone should punch him.

  • Randy Riddle

    So “dropping red pills” is what they’re calling white supremacy now?

    • Jennifer R

      The only cure is to pink pill them.

      • Three Finger Salute

        How about a cyan pill?

        • Jennifer R

          You are not getting the joke.

    • JMP

      Nah, it’s what they’re calling extreme hatred of women, using a metaphor ironically stolen from a movie written and directed by a pair of trans women, but with the misogynist/white supremacist overlap of those comments it’s easy to mix them up.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      It sounds like a particularly unpleasant bowel movement after accepting a dare to eat one of the little green peppers.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Just last night, I read the lengthy profile of Assange in a recent New Yorker. He is every bit the devious, thin-skinned, skeezy little piece of shit you would expect. From a reporter who went out of his way to be fair, Assange comes off as petty, vindictive, paranoid, sanctimonious, and an incredible woman-hating misogynist. Wait…am I describing Trump or Assange here?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Yes.

    • Thiazin Red
      • alwayspunkindrublic

        This is so on the mark…and apparently true.

      • cicatricella

        hahahah omg those poor people.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Why not both?

  • PixieThis

    Do you get more hit points if you’re both a feminist and an atheist? I feel I’m chaotic good.

    • A Groucho Marxist

      +3 modifier on intelligence and charisma, not sure about HP

    • Thiazin Red

      Would that count as multi-classing?

    • Catstro

      I’m a white feminist atheist who is staying at home to raise my kid because the current Capitalist system doesn’t provide me with adequate childcare to participate in the workforce. Not sure where that lands me on his scale.

  • Me not sure

    So… alleged accused rapist feels like opining on the role of women in the world without a trace of self examination or irony. Imagine that.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      In the New Yorker article I referenced below, he blamed his rape accusation on a culture of “crazed radical feminist ideology”.

      You know women…always complaining when they get sexually assaulted.

      • Me not sure

        As is their way.

      • jesterpunk

        He is the same idiot who was pushing the “remove the condom during sex to get her pregnant” bullshit.

      • JMP

        It’s a sign of a crazed culture when women don’t just quietly acquiesce to being raped.

      • NastyBossetti

        It’s a super radical idea that women should have agency over our own bodies. How did anyone even dream up such a crazy notion?! And to try to cram it down the throats of poor, unsuspecting rapists? It’s unconscionable. Poor guy.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          He’s obviously the real victim. These horrible women ignored his advice to “close your eyes, sit back, and enjoy it”. I hope they are prosecuted for this.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        She had agreed to go out with him, so how could it be rape?

      • What astounds me is how many of my European feminist friends still seem to buy into the notion that those rape accusations in Sweden were made up to “get” Assange since the evil US government is angry with him. Still. Even after all of this evidence that he’s nothing but a self-serving, misogynist prick.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          If you get a chance, read that New Yorker piece. It details exactly why that particular conspiracy theory is absurd. But I’ve found Wikileaks types to be serious zealots, so good luck with your friends and your “facts”.

          • Oh, I know why it’s absurd and I’ve tried pointing it out to them. But they are, indeed, immune to facts, so I gave up.

  • ibwilliamsi

    I’m in the middle of watching a mini-series about Ted Kaczynski. In an alternative universe kind of way, there seems to be a weird similarity of thought process.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I still think Ted was right about the Internet. And MK Ultra was horrific.

  • Mavenmaven

    He’s made these antisemitic comments in the past and then denied them. I guess he’s no longer denying them.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Paranoia+God complex+America-hating = disingenuousness = Assange.

  • Suse
    • C4TWOMAN

      Banana slug libelz!

      • alanb

        UC Santa Cruz: Go Slugs!

  • JMP

    I am just so, so shocked at how over the past year or two the extremist misogynists and the hardcore white supremacists seem to have pretty much merged, so that the comments at places like A Voice for Men and Stormfront are virtually indistinguishable. And I’m surprised as hell to find that this rapist and willing propagandist tool of fascists is both a hardcore sexist and racist. So, so shocked!

  • gilderbeast

    Wait wait wait… So the man taking advantage of a Latin American country’s morals and hospitality is bitching how “non whites” (among them Latin Americans) are ruining the world…
    Cmon Ecuador, boot him out.

  • Cool_North

    You have to wonder at how positive “feudalism+religionism+women with no rights and voice” sound in Assange’s and his ilk’s mind. I always thought he was scum, even when people were celebrating him.

  • BeachBum

    I don’t see what is causing sterility.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      But he showed us the math!

      • BeachBum

        Oh. Rite. It looks like the math for the 3 500 yr floods for Houston in the last 3 years.

    • OutOfOrbit

      inbreeding and lead poisoning (from the firing range)

    • Suse

      One major cause is the assholes like this who won’t wear condoms so they can make white babies, thus spreading STDs (particularly chlamydia), which cause infertility.

    • TJ Barke

      Basically it’s people choosing to have fewer children, so it’s not sterility at all.

      • BeachBum

        Now that makes sense. And no maths !

    • C4TWOMAN

      White genocide.
      /s

    • TakingAmes

      Feminists.

  • Michael Smith

    Coherence not required when it comes to right-wing conspiracies and revelations of “whats really happening.” This is lucky, because coherence would be difficult considering the critical thinking skills of the curators and editors of right-wing “thinking.” But for right wingers, this lack of coherence not only has the desirable effect of making content easy to generate, it also convinces more intelligent people to underestimate the right-wing threat until its too late.

    • Three Finger Salute

      RWNJ are a quantum paradox. They don’t want brown people being caregivers, but they don’t want them going to college either.

      I guess they basically just don’t want brown people to exist.

      • LaChatSayWha

        They don’t. But at the same time, they want to make money from them. It’s similar to their attitude towards the poor. The dumber ones don’t recognize the paradox, but the cunning ones know how the economics of oppression work.

  • Three Finger Salute

    What’s “white” though? We’re literally going by the Family Guy metric now? Or is it just Anglos? Because Elian Gonzalez was “white,” and Bush terrorized him just like Trump is terrorizing other Hispanic children who, externally, would appear to pass Tangerine Nightmare’s paper bag test. The Spanish Empire certainly thought of themselves as superior to the brown and bronze people they were brutalizing (with help from one particular Italian dude who Governor Goomba Cuomo says wasn’t such a bad guy).

    Yet Americans were so invested in the supposed superiority of the “Nordic” Europeans that they didn’t consider Italians or Spaniards (or their forgotten cousin Portuguese) “white” either. Conan O’Brien is a ginger who’s pastier than Assange, and yet the Irish weren’t thought of as white compared to the “superior” British. Ben Franklin would have thought of Hitler, as he thought of all Germans, as a savage, barbarian Teutonic vandal.

    What about the drop of blood rule? How far do you tell the Ancestry DNA pack to trace your lineage, and to where? Geert Wilders and Jesse Klaver of the Netherlands both have ancestors in Indonesia. Justin Trudeau’s great-great-great-someone-or-other on his mom’s side was from the Malacca Strait. And then there’s little baby Justin-Trudeau Adam Bilan, whose family is from Syria and is probably a shade lighter than even his namesake. But being Syrian, nobody on the Trump side of this debate thinks of Syrians as “white” because probably Muslim. OK… was Steve Jobs white? He was a Buddhist (so he said), who for all intents and purposes started a cult of the ego…

    You can’t wipe out a “race” that nobody can even agree what it is. Meanwhile, ignoring climate change is going to wipe out the whole species, but so be it according to Republicans because, hey, at least all the “white” people will go to heaven. Imagine their surprise when they see all those Dreamers and Syrians there, who they don’t have the authority to deport — as the Republicans themselves get sent on the highway to hell…

    • Michael Smith

      Yeah, it seems like the Family Guy chlorine-test level metric is pretty much the way white supremacy works now. Many of today’s white supremacists would be surprised to learn how relatively inclusive their white supremacy is compared to earlier iterations. I bet a lot of today’s alt-right “leaders” would be considered not quite white by their gallant predecessors.

      • LaChatSayWha

        Definitely. I’ve re-read some WWII novels recently, and racial strife in the armed forces is a common element in all of them. “The Naked and the Dead” is more about tension in the unit than about the military action the unit experiences. Of course, the conflict Mailer describes is between Anglo and Scotch (as elite WASPs and southern crackers), and Latino, Italian, Jewish, Polish, German, as well as rural vs. urban.

        I’m also reminded of my mother’s stories of growing up in a small town in Nebraska where the conflict was between Protestants and Catholics who shared ethnic backgrounds. This same town is filled with Dump supporters now, and instead of vilifying and complaining about the Catholics or Protestants, they vilify and complain about the Latino workers who do the agricultural and meat processing jobs that the white folks no longer care to do.

        It’s ridiculous and heart-breaking. Shit never changes.

    • Suse

      I’m 99% Norther European, but that includes 3% Neanderthal. How do they feel about Neanderthals?

      • The Flaming Carrot

        LOL. But it’s non-coding DNA, so I think they’re all RIGHT with you.

      • Paul

        Depends. Do they vote republican?

      • janecita

        I’m 85% Southern European. The other 15% is African, Native American, and Arab. I love 23 and Me!

        • Suse

          My 23 & Me and Ancestry DNA results vary somewhat.

    • Michael Smith

      Incidentally, whenever I see white people bitching that there’s no “White History Month,” I always think that, if there were, the “history of who is considered white” would be humiliating to many of these people.

      • Raan

        There’s a white history month. It’s called “the other eleven months”.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Oh, and don’t forget the goddamn iPhone they use to tweet their bigotry and immigrant-hatred was invented by Steve Jobs who was the son of a Syrian refugee.

    • janecita

      What does Bush have to do with Elian Gonzalez? That happened during Clinton.

    • Raan

      “We will have equal rights for all. Except blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims. Uhmm…Everybody who’s not a white man. And I mean white-white, so no Italians, no Polish, just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland. But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites. No, you know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights. Ahhh…America!”

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        “We all have equal rights, but white people have more equal rights than non-whites.” I’m sure republicans and NAZIs will attempt to redefine “equal rights” as that, if they are not working on it right now.

        • Raan

          “All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”?

  • Donkey Option

    I’m kind of surprised that he’s anti-atheist. I always assumed he was one of the those chauvanistic, white-supremacist atheists who made other atheists embarrassed because they basically used their atheism against Jews and Muslims and brown people and women, and to show how much smarter they are than anyone else who is so deluded as to believe in a god.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Dude, Assange is whatever he needs to be to pander to his current base.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Thank you! I was going to reply with a very similar comment. Asshenge says whatever he thinks his targeted audience wants to hear. I can’t imagine that he has any respectable values that he can adhere to.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Which is currently the alt-right branch of Trump, Inc. Which, btw, is 9% of the U.S. adult population, or 22 million, or 1/3 of all Trump voters.

        • C4TWOMAN

          When you put it that way, it’s scary, or rather scarrier: Hitler won 1/3 of the popular vote. But that could be the normal percentile of a population prone to fascism/fascist tendencies if a democracy is unhealthy.

      • LaChatSayWha

        And his primary benefactor, Big Man Vlady. Who has been propping up his regime with the idea of Mother Russia as the last bastion of western civilization due to its gleaming unadulterated whiteness and oh so pure orthodox Christianity.

        Aside from being repellent, it’s also ludicrous since the vast majority of Russians are of mixed ethnicity, oftentimes going back centuries. And the current Russian Orthodox Church is the corrupt, co-opted child of a church that only survived as a straight jacketed instrument of control reorganized by the Bolsheviks.

        But Putin’s Mighty Whitey schtick is really popular with racist meninist drips like Assmange, as well as all the anti-homo religious grifters who lost their American meal tickets when same-sex marriage passed.

        The way Putin sells it, it seems like it’d be a paradise for Cult45. Maybe Vlady will launch an ad campaign encouraging immigration. If we got rid of 15% of Dump’s base it would balance out gerrymandering and voter suppression & we’d have a chance to make lasting change in this country.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Now that’s a brilliant idea! And ideologically consistent—here’s your new White Homeland: Mother Russia! Have fun!

          Might want to read the fine print tho, and connect with the local mafia boss for payment arrangements….

    • BeachBum

      I think he is an atheist who wants to use organized religion for his own purposes.
      He wants others to buy into some set of ideas that he can then push for his goals. Its simply a sales tool that is commonly used.

      • SeeTrain65

        So, like a televangelist then?

  • C4TWOMAN

    This is so out there nonsensical and batshit I personally suspect Assange is spewing copy/pasta propaganda for Putin.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I wonder how many passes went through Google translate back and forth between Russian and Derpenglish?

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Asshenge reminds me of the Unibomber.

    1. Asshenge is a sucking void of humanity.
    2. Asshenge sends out bit bombs on the internet rather than bombs by delivery.
    3. Asshenge writes shitty screeds full of derp and bullshit.
    4. We know where Asshenge is hiding out.

    • Daniel

      Asshenge is the supposed corresponding stone circle that wad laid out in a pattern aligning with the moon rather than the sun.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Good, good, I was half-mindedly contemplating a definition for Asshenge as a stone monument shaped like an asshole. Now, I can add that the monument aligns with the moon also too. Thanks!

        As for moon, any naked butt will do when it’s cloudy. The bigger the better.

  • janecita

    Maybe Assange should STFU, and remember that white people are only 12% of the population of his host country, Ecuador.

    Ecuador Demographics

    Ecuador has a very ethnically diverse population. As of 2014, the largest ethnic group remains Mestizos, descendants of Spanish colonists and indigenous people, who make up 71.9% of the population. Amerindians account for nearly 7% of the population, while Afro-Ecuadorians, who live mostly in Imbabura and Esmeraldas provinces, make up 7% of the population. White people of European descent make up 12.% of Ecuador’s population.

    • LaChatSayWha

      Assmange is one of those eugenics-lovin’ cocksplats who don’t consider people of non-European descent “Real™” people. If we sent him back in time to the late Victorian era, he’d probably become a proselytizer of phrenology.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Oh, I didn’t know about this anti-semitic shite from 2016. I guess he tried to say he was making fun of anti-semitic people, but they don’t normally go around wearing Woody Allen glasses unless they’re trying to be really ironic. What a motherfucker.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Give it time…from what I know about this guy, he’ll be screaming about the Illuminati and the World Jewish Banking Conspiracy any day now.

  • Paul

    I was told there would be no math.

    Oh, wait. There isn’t any.

    • theCryptofishist

      But hey, you beat me to it.

      • Paul

        GMTA

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    The Return Of The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave. Now playing at the Ecuadoran embassy in London.

  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    Maybe he didn’t get that the Handmaid’s Tale is about BAD THINGs and is not a How To manual?

    Also, too, there are two many fucking people on this once fine planet so less breeding is good.

    Let’s see, how to maintain population in one place when the birth rate declines? Think, think …. I gots it! Immigration! Let in people from other place that want to come to your place. Damn I am smrt.

  • PH

    Perhaps he is still pissed at his Mom for living a carefree life and moving him across 30 Australian towns during his childhood. Bitter much?

  • BearGHAZI

    What? I’m an atheist and my spermies are fine, THANKS

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Hey Bros™, this guy still your hero?

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      The Bros that are secret Trump fans? Certainly.

      • Scopedog

        Yep–see H.A. Goodman, f’r instance.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Funny, the answer to “2.1 children?? How do you count a fraction of a person?”
    Quite simply you just count someone like Julian Assange as part-human.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Counting Asshenge as 0.1 human seems rather generous.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Not getting laid =/= sterility.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      It’s “emotional sterility”, to coin a term.

      • Serai 1

        Also known as “nobody will fuck me”.

  • Red Bird

    So this is the man that the former playboy model is dating? OK.
    Also, if anyone in America is concerned about the declining white population in Europe, they are more than welcomed to leave America and go live over there. No one will miss them.

    • Beowoof14

      Must be a lot of fun for her hanging around the Ecuadorian embassy.

      • theCryptofishist

        Well, it’s probably safer.

    • TheRealThunderchild

      Nah thanks you can keep em.

      • Red Bird

        Sarcasm. They don’t like their fellow Americans.

        • alicja1977

          No, we’d prefer to see a reduction i the white supremacist population, though we’d rather keep them from infesting other countries. Fire them i to the sun perhaps?

    • LaChatSayWha

      Ironically, those Americans tend to loathe Europeans. Cuz they’re furriners.

  • jesuswasablack

    “And of course, Assange is also palling around with far-right crazy Chuck C. Johnson and far-right drunk Dana Rohrabacher, so there’s that, too”
    I think Julian (alleged rapist) Assange is cozying up to the far-right tea-tards because it might be a way to get in on some of that sweet (Joe Arpaio) pardon buisness, maybe he could get extradited to the USA then get in on some of that Trump love?

    • Suse

      Is he a US citizen? Was the alleged crime committed here? Drump could give him sanctuary at the WH maybe.

      • theCryptofishist

        But think how awkward it will be for Pence to kick him out after being sworn in next year. I suppose he’ll have “Mother” do it for him.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      “fubar-right crazy Chuck C. Johnson and fat-right drunk Dana Rohrabacher,”

      fixed both.

    • Luba Petrusha

      Rohrabacher is Putin’s congressman, so there’s that connection, too.

  • GRH

    This reminded me of one of my fav YouTubers last video…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4BVGPkdzk&t=0s

    • bubbuhh

      Pity poor Pepe, kidnapped by the alt-right dicklost wannabes

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Albino Nazi on a demonic mission that involves “saving” the White West. Sounds like a Dan Brown novel.

  • Robyn Ryan

    White man whining. White men are Jesus on earth. So worship them! Or else! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c2a59b9ec09419fcea479c7fcd690e484d863808651cbead474f9b6fa86890f4.jpg

    • Querolous

      Hooves are too big. The udder is a nice touch.

      • LaChatSayWha

        The neck’s really well done as well. Dump’s neck really is his dominant feature. Along with his squinty pig devil eyes. And his pissmop shaved bonito hairpiece. And his tiny rat paws.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    This is how inbred, genetically-fucked-up, idiotic, unadaptive, unfit white assholes attempt to circumvent their pending Darwinian doom.

  • Indiepalin

    Maybe the dingo ate their babies.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    So what’s Japan’s excuse?

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Julian Assmange has to take a red pill just to have any pigmentation at all.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I like your Julian Assmange better than my Julian Asshenge. Maybe I’ll have to borrow that.

  • LinGin

    I wonder how Benedict Cumberbatch is feeling about portraying Assange in THE FIFTH ESTATE? Somehow I don’t think it’s going to be very prominent in his filmography.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Yeah, this thing. I like Road Warrior. I like the Pianist.

      Something something artists……

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Six billion people living on a world slowing cooking to death. I think a voluntary reduction in the birth rate might be a good thing. I, for one, hope to dog that Assmange never reproduces.

    • theCryptofishist

      Seven and counting…

    • Sophie McMillan

      wish someone had mentioned that to the fuc$ing royals. Babbie #3 on the way. Guess they are hoping for a spare ( the heir and the spare as they used to say)

      • ahughes798

        According to a newer British law, female children are now considered full heirs with regards to succession. So they’ll have an heir, a spare, and a spare spare.

    • I was told over on Twitter that he claims to have at least four offspring. Supposedly, he was even marginally involved with the rearing of the first one, but has never even copped eyes on the others.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Damn. So he’s a deadbeat dad as well as a racist. I am not surprised.

  • TimJ

    Dear Mr. Assange: Hard to procreate when you are hiding out in the spare office at the Ecuadorean Embassy. Unless you are sending out vials of your precious fluids to the Wikileaks fan girls (both of them).

  • gallbladder

    Great, another Australian fascist.

  • eastcoastlib

    Rapists says what now?

  • bubbuhh

    Faux left fascist flea thinks using arithmetic operators between labels creates facts, mebbe even TRUTH. RAWNG! Leech brain is almost transparently racist and anti-Semitic (He anti-semantic 2 but WTH.) while nosying up to evil azzholes and their wallets.

    Apparently, he don’t know that as societies get richer, even farming ones, thier birth rates decline cuz richer folks has access to the amenities, like birf controll and eddicashun.

    Assange be Trailer Park Euro-Trash of the smelly degree.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Outback trash.

      • bubbuhh

        Aussies gotz trailer perks outback 2 He wuz kicked out and leeched on Europe.

      • ahughes798

        I remember the good ‘ol days when people burned their trash…

    • ahughes798

      Educated women have fewer children. Does education= feminism to this twat waffle? I wonder if he’s a fan of the “Quiverfull” people?

  • Dutchman
  • whitroth

    Um, huh? That makes no sense whatsoever. “Capitalism and atheism and feminism = sterility”

    First of all, we know from, was it Pat Robertson, that Eminent Authority, that feminism leads to Witchcraft and socialism and Free Love, so *obviously*, he’s a loonie…..

    And since he’s living in the Ecuadorian Embassy, he doesn’t have to worry about population growth, which in the US means suburban sprawl, leading to… the disaster of Harvey (no zoning, too much concrete, filling in wetlands….), so he loves the idea of more babies….

    • theCryptofishist

      To be fair, he was told there would be no math.

    • LaChatSayWha

      Also plus, he forgot about how much capitalist, atheist sterility we queers are responsible for. Boy’s slacking.

  • Occam’s 8 ball

    ‘We actually don’t think the article is making quite the claim that Assange seems to be laying over it.’
    Doc, you and your minions are haters. How about a little intellectual integrity? I don’t think Assange’s tweet is making quite the claim you are laying over it. How about that, smart guy?

    • Lefty Wright

      So you want to share some of your wisdom with us?

      • Occam’s 8 ball

        I honestly think wikileaks and Julian Assange are a net benefit for the progressive movement. I honestly don’t understand the negative bias on Wonkette.

        • ZangoCrudmonger

          You don’t understand the negative bias because it isn’t either. Assange needs to walk out that door and deal with his reality made by his own actions. Full stop.

        • suziq

          Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion. I do not agree with you, I do not like Julian Assange, who has no problem telling you he is a racist, sexist, etc. douche who has been hiding for years because he is afraid to face charges like a big baby.
          If you feel comfortable hanging out with KKK-types you might not fit in with people we are inclined to embrace equality for all.

        • lunar62

          Your last sentence sounds a lot more reasonable than calling people haters and minions for not agreeing with you. Maybe you could have said that the first time – not calling names gets a better reaction every time.

        • Dude just said feminists and atheists are to blame for not making white babies and letting browns take over. With his own words.
          What the fuck is progressive about that? You were conned. Admit it and move on with your life. Julian is a fucking small l Libertarian; ain’t a progressive cell in his body.

        • Scopedog
    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Snap?

    • Serai 1
    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Dafuq? How about you learn dog-whistle-ese?

    • lunar62

      That article was very long and I didn’t have time to read every word but it does have a decidedly sexist bent. It blames/shames the “high-flying glass-ceiling- breaking” women chasing the capitalist dream for stealing mothers away from their families so they can take care of their neglected children. Of course it’s tragic that women leave their own children behind so they can work in other countries caring for other people’s children, but the article overlooks the fact that children of these working women have two parents. The role of the father seems to be completely ignored. Why aren’t they being blamed/shamed for hiring household help so they can pursue their careers?

      The article also gives passing mention to the fact that the husbands of the women who come to this country often step out of their role as fathers and expect other female relatives to care for their children because it’s not their job to do it. How about examining that issue a little further?

      • PRW

        As opposed to those good old pre-feminist days when it was slave-traders stealing mothers away to tend to the children of the wealthy, one wonders?

        • harryeagar

          Or the black mammies who suckled the mistress’s offspring. Which meant less for their own. There used to be quite an extensive literature in the South about the wonderful mammies who were practically a part of the family. Back then the white supremacists were not concerned about black people taking care of white children. They required it.

          • blaid droog

            I always thought it odd that black people couldn’t eat with white people but it was ok for them to cook the white folks food.

    • Jules is making the bullshit claim in his tweet. With his own words. The article is not.
      How about a modicum of reading comprehension?

    • Scopedog
  • Bitter Scribe

    If I didn’t know better, I’d say Assange has a problem with women.

    • David Hollenshead

      He has dodged a few sexual assault claims…..

      • Heath

        ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

        “Diversity” is a code for “Fewer White People.”

        “Diversity is our greatest strength” is a code for

        —“White People is our Greatest Weakness.”—

        White liberal supporters of “multiculturalism” amount to nothing more than opportunist parasites riding on the back of a social fungus attacking the body politic.

        They support white geNOcide.

        Anti-racist is a codeword for Anti-White.

    • MOG253

      We’re just such trouble makers.

  • MOG253

    Although many of my Dem buddies loved him, from the beginning I
    was concerned about his use of people’s private information. What a douchebag.

  • TheRealThunderchild

    Ah , poor Jools . No self respecting lady breed with him?

  • Edith Prickly

    Julian “I only know how to have rapey sex with women” Assange is worried that the white ladies aren’t having enough babbies? Fuck that guy (NO, DON’T FUCK THAT GUY.) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a0916d950a209ad9b0e9b7eecee4bf8f0f57e85f76811f540f9c94cf12e59923.jpg

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      With a big black dick votes.

  • Ellie

    So, basically Assange remains a woman-hating asshole?

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Yes

  • TheRealThunderchild

    Against atheism but also capitalism ……that’s a new combo . He is one confused bag of mince , bless him .

  • Cybirr

    Huh, atheism is bad… according to J. ASSange. I really didn’t see him embracing any faith based belief system.

    • amrak63

      There are quite a few conservatives who don’t really believe in any god or gods themselves, but who want the masses to do so. This particular kind of conservative believes exactly the same thing a Marxist believes about religion–that it’s “the opiate of the masses”, a bunch of BS made up to keep the working classes in line. The difference is that the non-believing elitist who wants the masses to believe approves of keeping the masses “opiated”.

      • blaid droog

        Trump believes in those two Corinthians.

      • Morten Alme

        Well…At least Marx was right about organized religion.

  • Serai 1

    So he’s just another ball-clutching white supremacist misogynist coward. My, my. Quelle surprise.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f5633452b8b71f95e970396695cf185688fb2ab26c4e33299f21a15f800f805.gif

    • lunar62

      I thought this guy was a self-aggrandizing jerk from the very beginning. Could never understand why people thought he was a hero. Glad to see more people are catching on.

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        We’ve had this joker’s number for a long time. I’ve a couple Bernie-Bro girlfriends who have a major boners for this twit for some inexplicable reason.

        • Les Appentis De la résistance

          A couple? You stud monster.

      • Serai 1

        I never liked him, either. But this is the first time I’ve seen him prove the reasons in public.

    • Scopedog
  • Bigby

    “If only other people would have lots of super white babbies they can’t afford (thanks to the stated ideological policies of the US political party I help put into total power, LOL!), we wouldn’t have to worry about mud people™ taking over the world. Knock, knock…oh, hi, Carlos, no, no, I didn’t mean *you*, of course. Is it tea yet? Yes, yes, so sorry, I’ll have Vlad wire you some bitcoins to cover my pornfapp.com overages on your internet!)”.

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    Says the recluse with 4 (?!?) children that he doesn’t see or parent.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Like some kind of thug.

    • LaChatSayWha

      Ah yes, but he’s the Man. So he’s generously contributed his share of the parenting already in the form of his non-Jewish, non-feminist, non-capitalist, non-black-frames-wearing Aryan spooge.

      If it weren’t for the whole internet/information age shit he hypes, he’d just be a standard eugenics-loving white boy from the 1930s. I hope I live to see that era of history finally end.

  • Perkniticky

    Aww, poor Julian, he senses that biological clock ticking while he’s stuck under house arrest, not able to get out there and procreate like his biological imperative is urging him. Sucks to be an international pariah – maybe you should have thought of that before pursuing activities that would inhibit your natural biological proclivities.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      He looks like he’s old enough to need viagra.

  • Wait. I have black-rimmed glasses. Funny. I thought there were other requirement for being Jewish.

    • Christopher Story

      So does Rachel Maddow. Surely that’s merely coincidence.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Me too. Its the only way I can find them when I’m not wearing them.

    • PRW

      You also have to be ‘cosmopolitan’.

    • blaid droog

      You have to be cut if you’re male.

      • SHIT! I never new my very Germanic last name was secretly Jewish!

        • You should ice that burn

          Wait..Questionable Whacklepudding of the Dortmund Whacklepuddings? We may have met on a tram once!

        • blaid droog

          So is mine. I once took a law class taught by a jew with my very german last name.

  • CeeQ

    Dear Julian,
    Your Australian citizenship is hereby revoked due to “irreparable dickhead” status.

    Sincerely,
    An Embarrassed Nation

    (No seriously, fuck off. We’ll set the dogs on you if you come round again)

    • PRW

      Wait, dickheads can’t be Australian? What about Joh Bjelke-Petersen?

      • CeeQ

        Wow blast from the past! I’d forgetten he was ever a thing. Let’s go back to forgetting!!

    • amrak63

      Dogs, shmogs.

      Great White Sharks or GTFO.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Australia has so many plants and animals that will kill you, there’s no need to be choosey.

      • CeeQ

        Shark perimeter with laser beams aimed at his head 😆😆

      • Scopedog

        Why not Velociraptors–oh wait, they’re extinct. Damn.

    • Tania

      Lets face it we have our fair share of dick heads and he manages to rise to the top of them all. At least we did give the world some good things and we cant sadly say he is a kiwi just as we like to steal all their icons.

      • JohnC44

        Aren’t kiwis New Zealanders? Asking for a friend.

        • Tania

          They are. Australia tends to take credit for people like Russell Crowe who is one of them but we claim him as ours.

          • Timon Q Hall

            Yeah, we claimed Russell Crowe but when he threw the phone at the receptionist suddenly he was ‘that New Zealand actor’. I’m still claiming Split Enz though.

    • Morten Alme

      Perhaps his countrymen should follow suit, pay reparations to the Aboriginies and get their fat beer bellies back to Europe?
      If you don’t like him exposing western powers as war criminals, where the ‘land of the free’ had a witch hunt against the whistleblower with torture included instead of going after the war criminals, and want to silence inconvenient journalism, that’s your problem. .

  • peteywheats

    I wonder how the Ecuadorians that have been protecting him for years feel about his freshly-erected White Supremacy?

  • guest

    When it come to this shitehead this is all I got to say to those who didn’t vote for Trump (who loves him some Julian Ass) but voted against Clinton:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c1cf32bc4b894c5dc0bf9f7251751bbcecc098f3e92c16fb914abb6147fe1c4f.jpg

    If Clinton was in the White House this guy would be obsolete.

    • He is obsolete.

      • Morten Alme

        Well…
        JOURNAlLISM is never obsolete. Even though one might get that impression when watching the corp. news stations over there. Journalism does not owe party loyalty, or anyone any consideration due to their political sensitivities.

  • So, not believing in an Invisible Sky Daddy, who doesn’t exist is bad.

    And believing women should be paid the same as a man for the same work is bad.

    And making money is bad.
    http://memeshappen.com/media/created/Ah-Damn-You-smokin-that-good-shit-huh-meme-55779.jpg

  • SadDemInTex

    OMG, After that surely Honduras will kick him out. Seriously, that is a direct hate slap against all PoC. His thesis is also horse shit (or cat shit which is smellier). As the middle class rose the birth rate dropped for that class. As people become better educated the birth rate drops for that class. And finally let’s talk about how many issues contribute to sterility…STDs, toxic enviroment, pelvic infections, the rise in cancers of the reproductive parts.

    He’s a fucking asshole of epic proportions and he stole Wikileaks from the good guys.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      I think its Equador, in London, with the albino rat.

      • SadDemInTex

        I try not to think about the fucker. Yeah, Equador….fuck him with votes so hard

        • amrak63

          Ecuador.

          • arrrghle

            thank you…I was getting a migraine…
            (could be the forest fires burning down Oregon tho)

          • blaid droog

            My final destination. As soon as my partner gets social security. Sooner if the thugs destroy it.

      • phoenix00

        Since embassies are considered sovereign territory, close enough.

  • Zyxomma

    This must be true — I let my so-called reproductive years pass without a single pregnancy. Of course, I don’t really count as white since I’m an atheist Jewess.

    • phoenix00

      In Assange’s (or many of his ilk) eyes your children wouldn’t be worthy anyhoo.

  • M.E. Lawrence

    Now I can reveal all: George Soros paid for the 24/7, live-in, furrin-born nannies who made it possible for me to run around acting like a guy.

  • DesertedPictures

    Was he always like this? I thought he was great, a decade ago. Did I miss something? Or did he become unhinged overtime?

    • No, he was always like this, and we on the left fell for the con because he did a few things that gave the military a black eye.
      We ignored that he then turned in his informants.
      We ignored that he picked his material to make sure only Liberals and Moderates looked bad.
      We ignored that he fed into the entire MRA bullshit because hey, they were good that one time!
      We fell for the con and it is time to put on our big boys and or girls pants and admit it.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Fool me once, shame one you.
        Fool me twice, lock yourself up in the Ecuadorian Embassy for life.

      • unionthuggery

        I never liked this asshole, him or Snowden. Both of them are self-aggrandizing dicks.

        • andyk304

          Hell, I’ll add one more: I never trusted Greenwald. There was no way that his scofflaw attitude in his zealous defense of a Neo-Nazi was simply making a stand for the First Amendment or just giving a pro bono client a hardy defense.

          • amrak63

            I used to approve of all three of them.

            I got PO’d back in 2008 at how some Obama supporters acted, so since pigs will sprout wings and soar over the frozen plains of Hell before I vote for, or otherwise support, the Right, I went over to the Horseshoe Left for a while, before I realized it was indeed “Horseshoe”.

            Now, I wonder how many of the obnoxious contingent of “Obama supporters”, at whom I got PO’d, were actually GOP trolls, or–maybe even back then–Russian trolls?

            Obama, in 20-20 hindsight, turned out to be a fairly decent Prez, if a bit too soft on the finance weasels.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Yes, that’s his biggest failing in office.

          • andyk304

            Maybe they were Republicans, I doubt it was Russians in ’08, and you might have been getting PO’d at real Obama backers.

            But maybe, just maybe, it was you. Maybe it took some time for something they said to sink in. Maybe one day you just rethought it (Jesus, man, I believed in a few conspiracy theories until the bit in the very first edition of Loose Change about the B-52 crashing into the Empire State Building in the ’40s (yes, they claimed a B-52 hit the ESB before there were B-52s), and I just reexamined a lot of things I’d believed in the past.

          • george gonzalez

            You or they dyslexic? It was a B-25.

          • andyk304

            THEY were. I caught it right away, and I was thinking there was no way they fucked up as badly as that, but I backed up the video and listened again, and there it was.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            I have some sympathy for Snowden. I think he is confused, but a patriot at heart. Rape boy is an evil ass, and Greenwald is OD’d on the haterade, but Snowden I think got played.

        • Morten Alme

          While the people they exposed must be protected at all cost…right?
          I’m sure you have no such courage and choose to be a slave to a draconian system who persecutes voices who expose their crimes. Your regimes are not above international law, or your own laws,.

          • unionthuggery

            Snowden didn’t expose anything that anyone who paid attention to the laws being passed didn’t already know. It was only a big secret to idiots that didn’t listen to the news. He did give away specifics of how our intelligence operations functioned though. Which did compromise our national security. He also took this information on a whirlwind tour of all the places where our intelligence rivals are located. He wanted to feel important.

            The only good to come out of it was his little fame chasing episode got the attention of the people too dumb to care about what the government was up to as long as it was against them Muslins. As soon as some bureaucrat might be looking at their dick-pics it was a going too far.

            So spare me the coward talk. There are legitimate internal methods of reporting abuses of power, they get taken seriously. Hipster McSpynerd, and his narcissist fascist pasty counterpart can go eat the largest bag of salted rat dicks ever. Lady and the Tramp style, preferably.

          • Morten Alme

            Yet somehow you zombies want to punish Snowden for something.
            So you are full of bullshit and obviously are in glee over having your privacy RIGHTS taken away from you because “ebil Musllims”…
            I sens you are just feeling duped or jealous because you will never resort to anything, but like a brainwashed lemming running over the cliff…

      • Scopedog
      • Boko999

        Funny how some people can change their mind when presented with new information.
        The others aren’t funny at all, they just look ridiculous longer.

      • Morten Alme

        How did Assange give the army a black eye which they didn’t do themselves?
        Are you an advocate of war crimes?

    • OppressedMass

      “Information wants to be free” is great, so I wanted Assange to be a good guy.

      But that rape charge — he’s a skeevy creep.

      • Morten Alme

        Those rape charges were dropped.
        Stil USA wants to get a hold of him because of something else… Like committing acts of journalism.
        But those are non related to these tweets
        Whatever his tweets were about is….weird?

        • CO

          The charges until rapey decides to leave his hole in the embassy. Not like you read the news or anything.

          • Morten Alme

            Still he has nothing in an American court to do…
            Besides, he has never been convicted. But I presume those small inconenient details don’t matter much to you as long as you can scream for blood in your war on freedom of the press.
            But at least we see the lynch mob out against Journalism when you get slammed in your face that the swamp is filled with both corp. dems (republicans who masquerades as democrats) and Republican war criminals. …..

          • CO

            You have to face your accuser to convicted. He also fails a bail charge in the UK. But no surprise you support rapey.

          • Morten Alme

            I believe in innocence until proven guilty. I also do not believe in torture. Nor war crimes. Or election rigging.
            Besides, the Swedish investigators could have taken the trip over to London and questioned him there..
            I also think that war criminals should be held accountable,. Not the whistleblowers who expose them.
            You obviously belong one grade above an average Trump supporter with your juvenile attempts at strawmen. They do tend to get boring when repeated more than once though. Shows lack of imagination…and creativity.
            Let me see if I can return the favor:
            You must think that invading other countries illegally is a good idea and cover up the slimetrails of Republicans by going after whistleblowers.
            At least Chelsea Manning have her principles intact. She has more courage than an army of pundits and their fooled internet trolls. The lot of you who hate on her, Wikileaks and the service they have done are nothing but perpetual slaves of the dualistic matrix.
            The old rape allegations against boat rockers and whistleblowers is old as sin. Does the name Daniel Elsberg ring a bell? Those were the time when there was a few more -honest politicians running things.

          • CO

            Oh look you’re using a fallacy fallacy.
            They’ve tried. Rapey won’t do it. Rapey needs to answer for his crimes. No surprise you don’t care about the rule of law.

          • Morten Alme

            I did mine on purpose to prove a point.
            Obviously it flew right over your tiny little neocon head since you continue to sound like a parrot. Are you a boomer who’s had your head meat scratched by too much lead and fluoride or something?
            Alleged “rape” vs. War crimes, Gitmo, Abu Ghraib. ·What’s worst? Besides, you as an American should stay the fuck out of other countries INTERNAL affairs! But since most of you act like juveniles on sex, you seem to be obsessed with the sex lives of others.
            I suggest you take care of your own rapists and murderers before starting to act as accuser, victim, judge, jury and exevutioner. The accusations were vague. And they came oh so convenient. And you an obedient Bush jr, zombie take the bait and attacke the messenger with false charges so you can start your torture regime like you did Chelsea Manning.
            A copycate of the false charges against Daniel Elsberg,
            And look what rapey does, proves my point of being a brainwashed stooge with no fully functional brain!
            I feel sorry for the Millenials who has to clean up your insane mess.
            Because American bullies going on political witch hunts with lies and false charges is going to makje you so many friends around the world.
            You have officially become a joke..A bomb just waiting to implode!
            In this case, it might be the best for the world if you started eating each other instead of the reast of the world. I suggest you start by drowing yourself in the next oil spill in your neighbourhood!
            American neocons who has a blindspot for your own war crimes screams RAPE against anyone daring to expose your slimettails. Can one get more pathetic than that? Oh, right! Let McFeminism reign!

          • CO

            No you did it because you’re an idiot who doesn’t know how to use fallacies correctly. I see you failed out of Philosophy 101 or maybe bought a book online.
            Alleged vs alleged. Both are crimes. He won’t go to a court to answer for his. Maybe he shouldn’t be a rapist if he doesn’t want the law coming for him. He also faces charged in the UK but he won’t answer for crimes. He’s a coward and you support a rapist.

          • Morten Alme

            Self awereness is not one of your strenghs, is it?
            Unlike some boomer I had the displeasure of encounter, I was a ware that mine was a direct response to your uncreative stupidoty borderlining juvenile. I sometimes wonder if the Millenials are more mature than the zombies hanging on to partisan hacks rather than ugly truths.

            He has not been convicted.
            Besides, I think it’s stunning that you are more obsessed about the sex habits (or lack of) at Swedish parties than what your troops are doing in 7 counties and counting.
            On another note…He has never called African American kids Super predators… And he has never committed election fraud, Which seems to be the modus operandi in the two party dictatorship called USA.

          • CO

            Not one of my “strenghs”? I don’t know what that word means. Who’s a boomer? You? Rapey? His accusers? The Judge?

            He won’t stand trial thus he can’t be convicted. Yes I am so obsessed that I talked about what happened. I just said he’s a rapist. Not what the story of what happened. I doubt you’ve even read it since he admitted what he is being accused of. He just won’t go see the judge in the UK or the attorneys from Sweden. What a great rapist you’re defending.
            Oh changing the subject to something you even know less about. Moving the goalposts.

          • Morten Alme

            You start off by throwing strawmen caling him “rapey” as if he was already convicted.
            Besides, you don’t care about the rape victims. If you did, you’d be all hyped up about this as well: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/09/sexual-assaults-us-military-japan-prison-unlikely

            https://www.commondreams.org/news/2014/02/10/overseas-culture-impunity-us-soldiers-guilty-sexual-assault

            But no. You just hate Assange and Wikilreaks because they have laundered your dirty laundry!
            You don’t give a shit about the millions of brown people you have murdered, but obsesses about the welfare of two upper class WHITE women. What this reminds me of is the progroms in Europe against the Jews. What amazes me is how neolibs and neocons both find each other in a common hate for one who have exposed both parties for being nothing but banana republic style oligarchs.
            Comparing this to Daniel Elsberg’s witch hunt in the 70s seems to have blown right over your simpleton reptile brain.
            Keep throwing rocks in glass houses precious little war crimes apologist! https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/19/swedish-prosecutors-drop-julian-assange-investigation

            I only have one beef with Julian Assange: the fact that he waited until AFTER the disaster at the democratic convention last year to air the dirty laundry of DNC and Hillary so that the REAL candidate could run over the pussy grabber in chief.
            But I presume you have something against liberal Jewish carpenters who has spent their entire adult lives working to improve the lives of ordinary people
            IF you are so in favor of law and order, you should be calling for the arrest, trial and convictions of the corporate puppets from both parties who have soid out your country for nickles and dimes. But you wouldn’t. Because you are the walking definition of an American hypocrite… One of the reasons why the world hates your country these days.

  • Viktor

    Wikileaks should get rid of him.

    • Johnny Appleseed

      Someone should.

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    Please run more posts on Julian. Every time I think of that douchebag giving himself a life sentence in the embassy, I break out in laughter. And these days, I need all the laughter I can find.

  • Paperless Tiger

    The ‘migration’ is mostly people fleeing war zones, which are mostly proposed pipeline routes. EU birthrate has nothing to do with it.

  • Geesquared

    So that’s why he took the condom off with those Swedish women! Seriously though, Wikipedia describes Ecuador as 6.1% white–time to kick him to the curb?

  • blaid droog

    It was great when it all began,I was a regular julian fan. But it was over when he had the plan, to become just another nazi man. Now the only thing that gives me hope is for somebody to arrest that dope.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    A racist, a Nazi, and an MRA all walk into a bar.

    Bartender says “Hey Julian, what’ll it be?”

    • And he replies, “What do you mean, my name is Donald.”

    • MilwaukeeKent

      “Asylum. Also a whiskey and Coke, hold the roofie.”

  • Mike Steele

    To all the 4Chan sorts who are so itching for a ‘civil war’, we say – why wait? ICYMI, this nation is in battle with folks of assorted colors the world over. Sign up now, before you’re too old. One caveat: you must leave your tiki torch and your souped-up beater car at the recruitment office. Not to worry, though; they’ll furnish you with real weapons and limitless enemies.

    • amrak63

      Spiders will use the recruiters as supports for cobwebs if the recruiters wait for the 4Chan brigades to sign up. ;)

    • phoenix00

      https://rs758.pbsrc.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/GBR/Members/fighting-keyboardists.png

      If they’re begging Razer and Logitech for their “weapons,” I’m scared.

      • Mike Steele

        Gonna vote you up, assuming these are gamer references…remember, we are OLDZ:)

        • phoenix00

          Yes. They make PC peripherals like mice, gamepads, headsets, and yes, keyboards.

          (they both do make fantastic keyboards – I recommend Logitech to just about everyone, olds included!)

  • Poly_Ester

    If white women aren’t having babies why do they need to import caregivers?

    • MilwaukeeKent

      For the same reasons lazy Mexicans are stealing all our jobs, and Barack Obama was both a weak tyrant AND an ineffective dictator. Because reasons. And we accuse conservatives of not being able to hold two thoughts in their heads at the same time, guess we were wrong. If there is no logic it makes sense to them somehow.

    • Elderly and infirm

      • Poly_Ester

        In Europe, no, socialized medicine provides the eldercare resources.

        • People have got to deliver those services. Many immigrants are working as nursing aides in the home care industry and in facilities that care for the elderly and infirm.

  • Since global population has tripled in my lifetime, women having fewer children than needed to replace is just fine. It has to be voluntary, but one child per couple would be fine for the next 50 years or so before we wipe out every other species on the planet.

    • phoenix00

      Especially when the quality of life of that 1.5 children/couple has risen as substantially as it has.

  • vermonter9

    Calling Jason Bourne: Wet job in London.

    • doktorzoom

      Please review the rules. And fantasizing about having Assange killed is right out. Yes, even if you’re invoking a fictional character, you’re in essence saying you wish someone would kill him. Not kosher here.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    • For writing an offensive tweet? Isn’t that a monumental waste of Treadstone’s resources?

  • Philip S. Rosemond

    Its easy to use statistics to lay an inadvertent social darwinist trip on one’s audience. When this happens, innocent or not attempts at revealing racial inequities, are twisted into seemingly covertly racist white ‘splainin’. I think this is what Assange painted himself into a corner with.

    • But, but, but… then how would… how… would I… how would they…? But! If white men shutted the fucked up and listened who would do all the ‘splainin? You know… wasn’t Jesus white?

  • SOURKRAUT

    He is on the same page with Donnie…..with the Pu$$grabbing business…….

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Wait a minute. White women are getting rich out of this? Isn’t that the whole idea? The whole game plan?

    Oh. Women. Women are getting rich. Never mind.

    • notanncoulter

      “It’s an X-K-Red-27 technique.”
      — Otto [Fish Called Wanda]

  • MilwaukeeKent

    Shit, he’s gone full David Mamet…

    • Everybody knows you never go full David Mamet!

  • It almost sounded like civil war was the real point of the folks on 4Chan and not things getting better.

    • AnniNoone

      whoa if true (totally true, obvs)

    • Steve-o

      Yeah well when the folks on 4chan actually get up off their lazy asses and out of their parents basements, then I’ll worry about civil war.

  • Moar Wordz

    Pure argle bargle. Thanks to Assange for ‘splainin ‘. Does he have kids ? Who took care of them ?

    • Zannah Merrill

      He does have kids, and the lady(ies) he donated to before dancing off to 🎵Save The World!🎵raised them. Because winner. He has at least one grown son and although I’m not sure anyone knows how many kids he has IIRC official count is like 3-5?

      Homeboy does not like condoms. This has been legally documented as well as in interviews, etc. Hence my uncertainty re: anyone.

      (I need to know why some people’s personal breeding fetishes need to become hella racist public policy???)

      • Moar Wordz

        Dollars to donuts he had , or paid for, a lady from the third world to either clean his house or watch kids.
        I have a cleaning lady every two weeks bcse the mess generated is too much for one person. She VOLUNTEERED for the job.
        I tip cash when I can. We’re not talking a measly two bucks either.
        I try to wash all dishes in sink before she comes over and quickly grab the worst offenders off my floors.
        I’ve worked for people who leave their houses a bomb zone for their cleaners.
        Easy to get too comfortable with the arrangement. Is a luxery.

        “Homeboy,” lol.

      • LaChatSayWha

        Ugh.

        • Zannah Merrill

          Hell yeah. If you look Ugh up in the dictionary, you will find Mr Spread-My-Seed. Repellant.

  • Lily412

    I don’t want to bring children into this world because of people like Julian Assange.

    • (((Aron)))

      But do it because PUPPIES!!!

  • Charles Wolf

    He’s just a wee bit stir craze.

  • notanncoulter

    but what does glenn greenwald have to say?

    • HooverVilles

      Yeah, enquiring minds has to know.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      That it’s Hillary’s fault, natch.

  • Karlew

    “…feminists and atheists are causing white
    sterility and bringing in all the browns so ladies can ignore their
    families and get rich…”
    Ok which one of you bitches told him our plans?

  • Karlew

    Also, I’m an unmarried, child-free atheist. Why am I not rich? Who do I need to contact to fix this? Soros?

    • John Hollingsworth

      But are you a jooooooooooo!!!????

      • Karlew

        I have to be Jewish too? Damn it. Who keeps adding to the requirements for this job?

        • doozer

          Nah, I’m an unmarried, child free, atheist Jew and I am broke AF. I wouldn’t mind these conspiracy nutjobs if the conspiracies were true. Where’s my powerball gdi!?

    • HooverVilles

      PS: Great avatar!
      >^o.o^<

      • Karlew

        Thank you. He’s just peeking to see if it’s safe to come out yet. Nope tRump is still Resident

  • venezia59

    What a whitewanker.

  • Katey Brannum

    He’s hanging with the Quiverful and Demographic Winter crowd again, huh?

    • HooverVilles

      Sounds like it.

    • sincarne

      “Demographic Winter” – had to Google that to make sure it wasn’t a cyberpunk lounge act. Or folk covers of Skinny Puppy.

  • Mort Sinclair

    That photo almost makes Assange look human instead of the upright maggot he really is. And I’ve seen less florid and more coherent sentence-like things from overachieving sophomores. Needs more time in the hole.

  • John Hollingsworth

    What is so stupid is that the chart doesn’t even say what they think it says. Yes, the
    2015 rates are off their historic highs, but they are higher than their historic lows, which for most countries seems to have been in 2000. Take Germany, home of the evil socialist Jew babykiller feminists – 2000, the rate was 1.38, in 2015, 1.50. These dumbasses don’t even look at their own graphics. I keep saying that these people are so concerned about this because other people are getting laid and not them.

  • Glenn Rocess

    Two comments – one, what Assange obviously doesn’t get is that the higher the standard of living that a nation has, the lower that nation’s birth rate will generally be. If he wants Europe to have lots more white kids, the answer’s simple: make Europe dirt-poor again, and suddenly they’ll start having lots more white kids.

    Second, kudos for the “precious bodily fluids” reference! I guess I’m not the only one old enough to remember that we should all stop worrying and learn to love the lack of melanin….

  • HooverVilles

    OT, slightly. Still partially on topic because this a reference to very sick person; just a different sick person

    https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2017/9/5/1696081/-Big-Pharma-bro-publicly-offers-an-incredibly-creepy-bounty-for-Hillary-Clinton-s-DNA-sample?detail=emaildkre

    JUST. GAG!

    • Sakonyachen

      He’s a troll. And people go for it. He does this sort of thing pretty often. I remember less than a year ago he was talking huge shit to Chris Evans(Guy big enough to pass for Captain America Chris Evans) and told him he was gonna get smacked quick. People took it serious. This dude never thought he could take on a middle school cheerleader, much less a guy who plays a super soldier for a living.

  • catnmus

    And, he’s a rapist.

  • Ninja0980

    He showed his true colors years ago when he was asked about the fact translators in Afghanistan who were risking their lives for us could be put at risk of being killed with his leaks and his reply was that it was for a greater good.
    That right there showed what a monster he was.

    • Morten Alme

      So exactly how many has lost their lives due to Chelsea Manning’s whistleblowing?
      How many lives was lost due to the lies that lead to the illegal invasions of both -Afghanistan and Iraq?
      And why do you think that it’s the press job to cover up the slime trails of your criminal government and not expose them?

  • “violent removal of the unwanted.”

    Sounds good…where can we drop you off? I hear New Jersey has some pretty open spaces.

    • Akat

      Hey, New Jersey has lots of pretty, open spaces and we have enough assholes with the governor here, we don’t need the likes of Assange. Although maybe bringing him here could get him extradited and finally convicted on that rape charge.

      • Morten Alme

        Why should Assange be convicted in an American court for a fake charge made by Sweden (in which they have WITHRAWN by now?)
        Why not convict the American criminals which Wikileaks has exposed?

  • Phrederic

    So is that why Julian ripped the condom off?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Twice.

  • thinmann

    I’m only surprised that anyone is surprised. It’s been apparent all along that he’s a piece of shit.

  • Chris Dorf

    Nothing new about the replacement human being rate and sustainability since contraception and giving birth later in life and aborting human beings leads to that…

  • I love how all the leftist websites have to beg for money to pay the bills, because a) all their readers are on welfare and too broke to buy a subscription, or b) limousine liberals who think they are entitled to it like PBS, or c) none of the stuff these sites talk about generate proper adsense revenues, or d) nobody actually reads this crap. Don’t worry wonkette, you aren’t alone, even the Grauniad has a “Will write crap for spare change” beggar section of their site.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      dummy – this entire thing is reader supported. The community hated the ads and so they went anyway.

    • Akat

      Um, it sounds like you are making up shit that you are then pulling out of your ass

      • kareemachan

        In other words, a teeny-tiny trollette he is.

    • Unsaintific

      So you think liberal websites have to depend upon big corporations to advertise like your Nazi websites! e.g., Frightfart, The Daily Whore, etc.

      You’re just butt-hurt that Frightfart has lost 80% of add revenues for being a Nazi whore. So just off back to stormfront…wait a min… the Nazi losers website has kicked offline, right!

      Well, then go back to your basement and do what you Nazi losers usually do. i.e, jerk of into mommy’s panty while watching her f**k a black man because your dad ran away with his boyfriend. Probably one of the main reason you Nazis are always talking about cucks and gay sex.

  • Josh

    In July 2016, when the alt-right was still unknown to most people, you could be forgiven for not understanding that ((())) had anything to do with Jewish identity.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      WTF are you talking about it?
      Assange’s advocating making lots of babies to overcome immigration.

  • Tina Holden Shea

    I am assuming the atheism referred to here has everything to do with women ignoring the Catholic faith’s rule that women should marry and breed until the uterus drops out. I have news for Assange; the American breed of “cafeteria” Catholic still won’t produce enough babies. Cafeteria Catholics will only produce as many as they can afford to take to Disney World on a yearly basis.

  • Lucie Weston

    Oh Julian, you’re just pissed because your mother freely chose to leave her posh suburban middle class life to wander like some transient living out of a car only to hooked up with a louse, swatted to birth you and then went AWOL mentally. I get it, both your parents were deadbeats whose nomatic pointless lifestyle left you ferrel, hopping from 37 schools and only a dysfunctional family value holding things together. Nobody has it easy in life, but upon stewing on it, you concluded all women are wanton whores, minorities have it easy and the whole world needs to burn. Ironic, since you yourself became sluttish rogue and a dead beat dad. Ever thought of championing against child abuse instead of say…the world?

  • Lucie Weston

    Yeah, “about the “Care Drain” created by rich people hiring poor women from other countries to come care for their families,” You mean Ivanka Trump and her siblings right?

  • Brian Kemble

    I think hes been inside way too long, and his vague projection of things he sees happening could be pried at easily in a number of ways. I hope hes allowed a bit of fresh air and medical care he cant receive inside the embassy soon.

  • teenygozer

    Jayzus. I remember when parentheses meant (((hugs))) on the internet. Could we please go back to that?

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