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There’s a thing going around Facetube and Twitstagram, where people are saying HAW HAW, REMEMBER THAT TIME NOBUMMER WENT GOLFING DURING KATRINA? It is very funny, and you might not realize it’s mostly bots making those tweets, because Trump supporters really are that stupid. You might have seen this:

Some of the ones that aren’t bots are now saying HAW HAW I WAS JUST MAKING A HILARIOUS JOKE, because dumb wingnuts who can’t remember when Obama became president are so good at #jokes.

But since stupid people and bots brought it up!

In September of 2005, Barack Obama was a young senator from the state of Illinois, which didn’t suffer a direct hit from Katrina. But that didn’t stop him from traveling to Houston with Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush, to spend time with Katrina refugees there. See? There’s a picture above!

Here’s another one, where SENATOR Obama is holding a youngster, unlike Donald Trump, who did not hold youngsters or visit with refugees in Corpus Christi on Tuesday, but instead modeled his fucking “USA” hat and yammered about about how “WATER IS THE BIGGEST” and bragged about how many hurricane survivors came to see him speak.

And another one:

And another one:

After his trip, Obama spoke about the devastation. Here is a wee excerpt:

I just got back from a trip to Houston with former Presidents Clinton and Bush. And as we wandered through the crowd, we heard in very intimate terms the heart-wrenching stories that all of us have witnessed from a distance over the past several days: mothers separated from babies, adults mourning the loss of elderly parents, descriptions of the heat and filth and fear of the Superdome and the Convention Center. There was an overriding sense of relief, for the officials in Houston have done an outstanding job of creating a clean and stable place for these families in the short-term. But a conversation I had with one woman captured the realities that are settling into these families as they face the future.

She told me “We had nothing before the hurricane. Now we got less than nothing.”

We had nothing before the hurricane. Now we got less than nothing.

In the coming weeks, as the images of the immediate crisis fade and this chamber becomes consumed with other matters, we will be hearing a lot about lessons learned and steps to be taken. I will be among those voices calling for action.

The rest of the speech was about what we must do NOW to fix FEMA’s shitty response to Katrina, and to make sure people are never again left behind like they were after that storm.

So that happened.

In 2012, Barack Obama was president. And because there are Trump tweets for LITERALLY EVERYTHING, we have these to LOL at:

Wait, did Trump get his little hind paws wet in Corpus Christi on Tuesday? We forget. Did he borrow Melania’s stiletto galoshes to protect the bone spurs in his feet?

His $5 million offer, if you will remember, was to donate to the charity of Barack Obama’s choice if and ONLY if Obama coughed up his college records and proved he wasn’t born in Kenyo-Nesia. Obama didn’t bite, because A) HE WAS BORN IN AMERICA and B) fuck Donald Trump.

Of course, if Bamz would like to make a similar dare, that would be hilarious and good. How about $5 million to hurricane victims (we’d say Trump’s charity of choice, but that would be the Trump Foundation, and somehow he’d end up using the money to buy orange make-up for his balls) if he’ll release HIS MOTHERFUCKING TAX RETURNS?

HOW BOW DAT?

Indeed, he was. Here’s a pic from that trip:

Embed from Getty Images

 
Want more? Getty has a million more.

Goddamn that Obama for not showing up, except for how he did literally every single time, even when he wasn’t president, and goddamn him for acting presidential just because he was the fucking president of the United States of America, and also when he was just a senator. He showed up in New Orleans for the 10th anniversary of Katrina too.

We’ll close by addressing the Pussgrabber-In-Chief directly:

Oh Donald. You (and Russia) may have schemed your way into the rare air Obama once breathed, but your pussy ass and your tiny hands aren’t worthy of either the title or the office. Just look at yourself:

And now look at Obama:

Good heavens, who put that sexxxy picture of Obama being all post-presidential and nekkid, right after that butt ugly picture of Trump being “President Of Hurricanes”? That was dickish of whoever did that.

Here’s one more Obama pic from his Hurricane Sandy trip, for fairness purposes:

Embed from Getty Images

We think we’ve made our point.

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  • Joe Beese
    • Cat Cafe of the Subpoenas

      Oh Lord how I miss that Mack Daddy

      • foiled again

        Big Dog, big doggin’.

    • I’d buy dirt weed from that guy.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Did Dump wake up with another Obama boner this morning?

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s still mad about his poor ratings and small crowd in Texas.

      • “M”

        He’ll always be mad about that, ’cause it ain’t about the size of the crowd.

        (Though it may be about the poor ratings. I’m just saying.)

  • Jenny
    • The Librarian

      Ignorant fool types wut????

      • Jenny

        A quote from Dr. Phil.

  • The Librarian

    I’ll take the two human beings being human over the clownstick anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

  • Scooby

    While Trump was fighting the Nazis FDR was playing golf!

    • laughingnome

      While trump was fighting with the Nazis

      FIFY

      • Scooby

        For the Nazis works too.

    • foiled again

      Let us not forget that fateful day when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor.

      • ViveLaResistance!

        Forget it. He’s rolling…

  • mackafritz

    Dump’s already forgot about the hurricane. It’s on to tax cuts for the rich.

    • Joe Beese

      Life goes on, with important things to attend to.

      But to prove he has a bigly heart, all purchases of MAGA hats from hurricane afflicted areas will be 2% off*.

      (One hat per mailing address. Offer ends midnight tonight.)

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        Midnight yesterday

    • Latverian Diplomat

      It’s important to raise the tax burden on the poor before any more of them wash out to sea.

  • Mpeg

    The audacity of being Presidential even when he wasn’t president. Barry just can’t help it.

    • laughingnome

      Yeah. Remember when he was going to suspend the Constitution to serve more terms? He extended it to before he was president.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Like the anomaly in the Star Trek Next Generation finale, Obama’s Presidency is “getting bigger in the past.”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Some of our creators thought we would evolve beyond support for Trump, but no matter what our intelligence, we were never programmed to give a shit what happens to you meatbags.”
    — A Trump Bot

  • Baconzgood

    What did trumpet do when there was a hurricane in NYC?

  • Joe Beese
  • Jenny

    Oh and Obama didn’t show up when Tennessee flooded. So there!!!

    • Manhattan123

      But he did show up for the Bowling Green Massacre. Never forget.

  • Oblios_Cap

    It’s not really fair to compare Obama and Trump. Obama was a real president who drew huge crowds to his inaugurations.

    Trump’s just some dumbass who only “won” because collusion, etc.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      And that diploma from the Electoral College…

      • laughingnome

        Can we sue the Electoral College like those people who sued Trump University?

        • Marion in Savannah

          Oh, if only…

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Probably not. We could dig up James Madison and give him a dope slap, though.

          • laughingnome

            I guess he never anticipated the Electoral College being stupider than most of the voters.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Yeah, it was kind of supposed to be the other way around. But he was proven wrong in his lifetime, in the election of 1800, when the Jefferson/Burr electors couldn’t even coordinate one abstention and an accidental tie vote that went to the House resulted.

        • calliecallie

          Just wondering…do those electoral college people get sworn in or anything? Do they have to take an oath? WOULD it be possible to bring some kind of action against them for dereliction of duty or violating their oath or something if Pussgrab continues to be a liability to our nation? ACLU? WHO?
          It wouldn’t help anything, but it might make the next lot of electors think a minute before they blindly go along with the pack.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Some states might have punishments for unfaithful electors, but they are rarely enforced. Only a few states have provisions for an unfaithful elector to be replaced and their votes recast.

            http://www.fairvote.org/faithless_elector_state_laws

            The main reason very few electors are unfaithful is that they are chosen by the party and the one qualification is a long record of party of loyalty.

  • laughingnome

    World’s Greatest Monster

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Hey, if you wanted caring charismatic leadership, you should have voted for the skirt.”
    — Donald Trump

    • jesterpunk

      Almost 66 million of us did vote for her.

  • natoslug

    Obama didn’t show up when the drain on my freezer clogged and the water overflowed the bottom of the fridge and made a puddle on my kitchen floor. IMPEECHEZ!

  • Vincent Ricola

    I hate when Obama and his Kenyan hoodoo makes it hurricane!!1!!1111!

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    Oh yeah? Well, where was Trump when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      In one of the Luftwaffe planes…………

      • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

        He puts the Mess in Messerschmitt

  • Relativicus

    All I know is whomever put that GIGANTIC microphone in Trump’s hand is probably You’re Fired.

    • Pretty sure that’s the Fisher Price Baby’s First Microphone, literally the smallest mic they could find!

      • CripesAmighty

        It was a standard Shure. In his hands he looks like a toddler reading ‘My Dead Hamster’ to the class.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    It takes some special magic to be wrong, because you’re too dumb about calendar dates, but then to also be wrong squared, because you’re too dumb about reality.

    BUT YOU SKORT POINTES FOR YOR REPUBLICAN TEEM BY GOLF-JOKEEN AT OBUMMER!
    YOR WINNING NAOW

  • Joe Beese

    Sen. Dianne Feinstein surprised a San Francisco audience Tuesday with a hopeful message about President Donald Trump, telling the crowd that “I believe he can be a good president,” but only if he changes how he has operated thus far.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/30/dianne-feinstein-trump-presidency-242180

    • laughingnome

      Di Fi please retire

      • Joe Beese

        MISOGYNIST!!

      • Latverian Diplomat

        A perfectly reasonable request she’s been ignoring for decades.

        • Joe Beese

          The lust for power does not diminish with age.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Sure, he can be a good president, if he fell down, bumped his head, and had a fullbore Phineas Gage-style personality change. What the fuck?

      • foiled again

        “We’re gonna need some black powder and a steel rod about yay long.”

    • Joe Beese
      • therblig

        is that a white FLOTUS hat?

        • Joe Beese

          “I’m With Stupid”.

    • TJ Barke

      He can be a good president, sure, if he starts behaving in a manner entirely contrary to his nature.

      • miss_grundy

        He could be a good president if he had a character transplant.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      She’s talking about a different Donald Trump, the one runs the ring toss game at the carnival. WAIT WAIT!. I think that’s actually the same Trump.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      If the sun shone at night it’d be the day.

      • Raan

        If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle.

      • ViveLaResistance!

        If a frog had wings, it wouldn’t be a-bumpin’ its ass.

    • georgiaburning

      DiFi is one of the last moderate Republicans. Always was

    • CripesAmighty

      Well, that Kumbaya moment lasted all of 15 seconds, since Assmouth decided to gratuitously dump all over Claire Mccaskill,.

    • Raan

      But he’s not, so he can’t.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Obama was our last real president.

    • GreyWolfSC

      most recent, not last

    • shit fer brains is a taboo subject while Texas is under water.

      • Jeff Ackerman

        The sewage systems are backed up enough already.

      • Texas isn’t under water, Houston is, it’s where I live, and we didn’t vote for Dump.

        • I might have exaggerated, but everything is biglier in Texas.

    • suziq

      How come Obama got to be president for 16 years? Not fair!

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        If only.

      • OneYieldRegular

        He’s still President as far as I’m concerned.

        • suziq

          I have to admit, when I just hear “the president” I think of Obama. Because “president” and “trump” do NOT go together.

    • CripesAmighty

      This one never gets old.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Melania laughed so hard, she spotted her panties.

  • Joe Beese
    • Randy Riddle

      To be fair, Lockheed Martin basically hasn’t committed what amounts to a war crime.

      • GreyWolfSC

        They’re part of the military industrial complex. They are a war crime. :P

  • Baconzgood
  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Mexico sending its best:

    33 Mexican Red Cross volunteers are headed to Texas

    More than 30 Mexican Red Cross volunteers are scheduled to arrive today in the Houston area. They are planning to stay for 15 days.

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      But will be deported by ICE when met at the border………..

    • Permit-holder Ron

      We’ll just see about that.
      – ICE

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      actual wetbacks…

  • Joe Beese
    • Joe Beese

      Words straight from his heart, albeit written by some staffer he’s never seen.

      • mackafritz

        You can tell. He had to add the exclamation point in the tweet.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Brad, from the mail room…

    • SayItWithWookies

      This is just to further emphasize that Assmouth has already forgotten about Harvey.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Who?
        – DJT

    • No need to REBUILD if it were FUCKING BUILT RIGHT TO BEGIN WITH

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Until I have to divert even more money from FEMA and NOAA to pay for my stupid wall that the Messicans will reimburse us for, any day now…

  • calliecallie

    Now I understand why Trump is orange! He got burnt! By Evan! Just now!

  • armed_bears

    These bot armies should be laughable… but aren’t. How do we respond to a media with such a low bar to entry? 2018 is going to be a sewer.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a13e6762f9a08201864325da6e7ac8c02ae90922e9d2bf78d5edaf55970b9889.png

    • miss_grundy

      You would have thought that the media would have learned something after 2016 but they keep proving how stupid they are.

      • armed_bears

        I’m less worried about the media’s smarts than the electorate at large.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Facebook and Twatter don’t really police their trolls and bots due to two reasons:

      1. Laziness. This one’s self-explanatory, finding troll and fake accounts would be hard and require hiring extra staff. That last bit leads to the second, which is
      2. Greed. Trolls drive up pageviews, because they encourage people to visit again and again to yell at the trolls, so websites have a financial incentive to foster as trollish a comments section as possible.

      • armed_bears

        I’d like to see a policy to suppress tweets from bot networks … some sort of two-factor authentication every couple of days/weeks/whatever? Since I dislike Tweeter, I am not sure I am a valid demographic, but I’d rather not listen to Putin’s inner monologue 140 characters at a time.

        And I suspect the staff is not so much an issue as initial infrastructure… or I hope, anyway.

      • GreyWolfSC

        I just don’t block them and keep reporting them on FB. They usually end up getting caught by someone that earns their pay eventually.

        Irritates the crap out of me, though. I know they can see the account details and IP addresses, they just don’t bother.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Remember when your email box contained 50% spam? Email companies found a way to get rid of it (spam filters) because enough people demanded it.

          • armed_bears

            yes also too.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Facebook at least makes a semblance of trying. Of the two, Twatter is by far the larger problem since due to its very setup it’s much easier to create faceless bot accounts and wield them en masse at others. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that it’s become the dictator and demagogue platform of choice.

          • armed_bears

            yes.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Wonder why some intrepid business-types haven’t gotten pissed at Faceboop and demanded some kind of refund, because of so many fake bot-eyeballs actually being unable to view their costly targeted advertisements.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        That’s actually become the business model of most online presences- post controversial stuff (or let the bots and trolls do it) because it generates clicks, fuck the consequences.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • SayItWithWookies

    Sure, but where was Obama during the Bowling Green Massacre? Huh?

    • WeaselPoo

      On the grassy knoll?

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    When my kitchen faucet leaked and the floor in front of the sink had a puddle, WHERE WAS OBAMA?!?

  • Joe Beese

    “NO, Mr. President! Don’t stick your hand in those whirling blades!”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c2f72d7cbfb08f4d6854c56f98086252c91004cf3be4c35c19fd9a66b8f5771.png

    • That is the facial expression of someone with a leak in his adult diaper…

    • DesertedPictures

      Reverse psychology?

    • therblig

      did he hit the fan yet?

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Obama LOVED not sticking his hands into fans, Mr. President!

      • jesterpunk

        I hear Obama was strongly against that too.

      • Covfefe

        Also too. Obama was brave enough to poke knives in electrical sockets.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Watch the poop fly…

  • foiled again

    Better to stand in the puddle than be the puddle.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    of course:

    On FBN, Stuart Varney and Mercedes Schlapp were furious and found it “contemptuous” that the media highlighted Melania Trump’s high heels while she went to Texas during Hurricane Harvey.

    On this morning’s Varney & Co., Stuart read off headlines from the press about Melania’s heels with a snarling contempt as Mercedes Schlapp angrily snapped, “it’s beyond pathetic!”

    Oh, how they forget.

    I wonder if Trump forced her to dress up like that, since it does seem a bit uncouth.

    Anyway, so far Melania Trump has been pretty much left alone by the media since Trump took office and that’s a good thing, but during Obama’s presidency, first lady Michelle Obama was the constant target of vitriol and hatred by every corner of the right wing media.
    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/08/fox-news-feigns-outrage-over-melanias

  • Here is a great pic of Trump caring about the hurricane and flooding victims…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06ab9b424cedfb19aede613a1e3a035baad22532f4b4dda81791df74de19ce0f.png

    • Joe Beese

      Well played.

      • I am so outta fucks with this “President” and my family is outta fucks to loan me any fucks and my give-a-fuck visa is waaaaay over the fucking balance…and its only Wednesday.

        • Rags

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          yer welcome

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    • Gayer Than Thou

      Wait, but on my Disqus it says … oh.

    • goonemeritus

      If he was wearing Trump brand shoes they aren’t rated for damp conditions.

  • Joe Beese

    “President Trump’s tax plan will bring back our jobs, bring back our wealth and bring back our dreams,” the talking points say, promising “lower taxes and higher wages.”

    Lower taxes? And higher wages?

    Where do I sign?!

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Wow! Bamz looks young in those pictures.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      The job ages you. Even before you have it.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        As does all the time travel.

  • Wilbur T

    as the last photo shows, after Sandy, Obama was even nice to the old white lady from Staten Island who wore a mask so that she wouldn’t catch any black-muslin cooties.

    • Suttree

      You don’t know that for a fact! She could have been from South Jersey.

      • janecita

        We both know that there is a 90% chance, that she was from Staten Island.

      • therblig

        so she was protecting him?

        • Suttree

          No. People from South Jersey are just as racist as people from Staten Island.

  • diane surette

    No Stilettos?

  • janecita

    Evan, that was a hilarious story. If I were a gay man, I would have proposed to you a long time ago.

    • TimResistit

      Oh he can’t even keep up with all the names on his gay dance card as it is.

      • janecita

        I bet! He is quite easy on the eyes.

  • John Iwaniszek

    Evan rocks

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude
    • Msgr_MΩment

      To the Lib Tardis!

  • Ilgattomorte

    Okay fine, but how big were Obama’s crowds, huh?
    I bet Obama didn’t even have one single tweet either. Trump has the best tweets, and the biggest crowds, and his hands are huge too. It’s a well known fact that apparent hand size is just an optical illusion caused by relative head size. Trump has the biggest most tremendous head after all you know. And ladies …

    … you know what they say about big heads, right?

    • willi0000000

      “they get stuck even in such an enormous asshole”

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • foiled again

      Little Puppety Pupdog…!

    • TimResistit

      He must come with me!

    • mailman27

      That’s side eye I can live with. Who’s a good boy/girl???

  • BigCSouthside

    I live post like this. Just Obama dunking all over trump.

  • therblig
  • Skeptical_thinker

    OT:

    Blue state takes climate change seriously

    https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/whats-with-the-huge-new-drainage-ditches-along-vermont-roads/Content?oid=7674493

    Too bad about people who live in red states.

  • Joshua Norton

    Drumph is always wearing those dumb hats because he petrified of another “hair-blowy” picture being published.

    Joke’s on him because the hats look even stupider.
    .
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f3927aee0366f2824e7057621f036c2644206196dbabcf21f7c3280937ad5b03.jpg

  • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶
    • According to all the best bigots, they all look alike.

    • janecita

      What did people tweet back?

    • lucidamente

      Too much wingnutting makes you go blind.

    • armed_bears

      Date? Do not see in her feed…

      • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶

        subsequently deleted due to mockery, like most of the pictures in the article.

        • TimResistit

          What a coward.

      • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶

        Oh wait, I was wrong – she never deleted it:

        https://twitter.com/TrumpResponders/status/834774304092983300

        For some reason she retweeted a vast – VAST – amount of stuff from March, and I read the timestamps wrong.

        • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶

          In fact she retweeted SO MUCH stuff from March there’s no way she’s not a bot.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Didn’t you know to a right wing racist all well dressed black women pretty much look alike?

      • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶

        in fact I did know that!

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      A triple racist twizzle-derp, can she stick the landing?

      *Crowd gasps*

      Oh, my! The brain falling completely out was a nice touch!

    • Little Lulu Ω

      Dr. Ferragamo!

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    I’m sure everyone can agree, Trump should be put up on Mount Rushmore!

    (Literally.)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca85da9801c32a5288acdd439aa4f69d04ef4c369d81468beb9831d2807a024a.jpg

    • Covfefe

      Trump don’t do steps. Might fall. On the rocks. To his death.

      • Nah. Drill a few holes in the rock, put some good bolts in, and he’ll stay up there. Might want to glue the mouth shut, though…

        • Covfefe

          You gonna do the environmental impact statement on the holes and the bolts?

    • TimResistit

      I’ve always felt trump’s head should be on Mt Rushmore but I never said it out loud ’cause look at the shit Kathy Griffin got.

      With votes n such

    • whitroth

      I agree. With the plane coming after him, like in North By Northwest. But where he isn’t saved….

      • foiled again

        …with votes.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I’m rooting for the chemtrails.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba
    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      71 inch, actually.

  • willi0000000

    damn . . . Obama looked so young.

    [ that office ages you if you do it right . . . t’Rump will be impeached looking 20 or so ]

    • NastyBossetti

      I think in Trump’s case, it’s aging the REST of us instead.

      • Jonny On Maui

        Just one step closer to that aneurysm exploding!

      • Ricky Gay

        We are all that Portrait of Dorian Gray now.

  • Wild Cat

    If only Obama had stuck to washing clean utensils like heroic Paul Ryan and his Stepford Wife.

    • foiled again

      As the saying goes, the less capable one appears, the less one will be asked to accomplish.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Holy shit that Trump pic of him holding the mic…his hands really are tiny. I always thought we joked about it because we knew it bothered him. I had no idea it was actually true.

  • Mpeg

    Correct me if I’m wrong:
    Is the devastation and aftermath of Harvey the first time Drumpfy and GOP have NOT used as an occasion to point the finger of blame at Bamz and/or Hillary?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Early days, yet. Give them time.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      It’s always Obama/Hillary/the Left’s fault somehow. Like how we’re to blame for how they voted for Trump, because we were SO MEAN TO THEM. LOOK WHAT WE MADE THEM DO!

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Obama
      Hillary

      Steered
      Harvey
      Into
      Texas

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I nominate TheGrandWazoo2 to be wonket poet laureate.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Bamz
        Ensured
        Nature’s
        Gloominess
        Hillary
        Assisted
        Zounds
        Inpeach

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      They’re blaming Obama for the lame-assed response to Katrina – and I have no doubt that some large fraction of Trumpanzees believe it.

  • Obama vs Trump.

    Compare and Contrast…

    Obama: “I just got back from a trip to Houston with former Presidents Clinton and Bush. And as we wandered through the crowd, we heard in very intimate terms the heart-wrenching stories that all of us have witnessed from a distance over the past several days: mothers separated from babies, adults mourning the loss of elderly parents, descriptions of the heat and filth and fear of the Superdome and the Convention Center. There was an overriding sense of relief, for the officials in Houston have done an outstanding job of creating a clean and stable place for these families in the short-term. But a conversation I had with one woman captured the realities that are settling into these families as they face the future.

    Trump: “Thank you, everybody, I just want to say: We love you. You are special. . . . What a crowd. What a turnout.”
    https://i.imgflip.com/yix6t.jpg

  • Jonny On Maui

    I know we like our loons free range. But at some point rational thought must rear its’ ugly head and we re-educate/treat these poor deluded souls. Its the Christian thing to do… #snicker

    • laughingnome

      decades of being lied to and willingly believing the lies will pretty much cook a society

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I think the only cure at some point is reality intruding in a very ugly and catastrophic way, and when that happens, the innocent lose out along with the guilty.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      How about galleys? Can we bring back galleys?

  • kindness

    Republicans are lower than pond scum. Maybe that’s because fat & bloated sinks to the bottom.

    • Jonny On Maui

      At the same time the GOP is like a septic tank. The biggest pieces float to the top.

  • Pat_Pending

    I don’t think I take much more of the comparisons from the past…

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Meanwhile, CNN is doing yeoman’s work disguising editorials by Republicans as news. (You have to click through to see this was written by Ted Cruz’s former communications person.)
    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/902983085934997504

  • JMP

    Why didn’t Obama show up wearing a hat that he was trying to sell to fleece the rubess?

    • DainBramage

      Lack of entrepreneurial spirit. /snark

      • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

        Kenyan Marxist!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Many, if not most, of Houston’s estimated 600,000 undocumented immigrants – the third largest number after New York and Los Angeles – fled their homes to escape the flooding despite extreme anxiety over being turned away at shelters or facing hostile immigration agents. You can hardly blame them: Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas signed one of the nation’s most punitive laws against cities that don’t cooperate with federal immigration authorities, and Trump has only amplified his own harsh line on illegal
    immigration. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/29/us/immigration-harvey-border-patrol.html

    Gov’t assurances that ICE would never do anything THAT inhumane don’t seem to carry much weight for some reason.

    • georgiaburning

      I’m sure nobody will be turned away from any shelter due to immigration status. Being allowed to leave might be another matter.

  • dslindc

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    • Be patient, Trump is working on it.

      No one will be living on it.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Sorry, you’re stuck here with the rest of us.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      You can join us on the Mothership if it shows up this week.

      • whitroth

        Goddamnitt, where *is* that damn ship?

        Hell, for that matter, where can I buy the ticket to orbit on the PanAm shuttle I was promised…?

        • CripesAmighty

          For decades, that was my favorite flick. Just can’t watch it anymore. Too depressing. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d342f5416a6393a4c485600ed4170a6e278f99cb994d7de17eb96a25d4aad9fe.gif

          • Charles Insandiego

            I believe thats gonna be on TCM this weekend.

          • Suttree

            8 PM Saturday. For some reason they have it listed as horror? Whatever, I love TCM!

          • Charles Insandiego

            TCM is a national treasure, IMO.

          • therblig

            I remember when it came out, the Clairidge Cinema in Montclair was the only theatre in NJ that showed Cinerama films. the entire 8th grade class went to see it on a class trip. i still remember getting dizzy when the flight attendant did her 180 degree spin.

          • Suttree

            They mostly show independent films now. i haven’t been there in a few years though. It’s a nice little place though. I grew up going there, the Bellevue in Upper Monclair, and whatever the theater on Bloomfield Ave in Bloomfield Center was.

          • therblig

            i also saw Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein there…in 3D

          • Suttree

            I’ve yet to see that one in 2-D.

          • Paul Dietzel

            “Maybe Momo could buy it, I’d run it for him – show old Cagney flicks”

          • Jimh

            Well, since the apes learning to use bones as tools shows more intelligence than the average tweet… yeah.

          • CripesAmighty

            We’ve definitely gone backwards.

        • Mavenmaven

          Summing up this thread, we need Trump to stand in the blue Danube.

    • Marceline

      That’s convenient since we are destroying it.

    • foiled again

      There you go, talking like it’s a Friday when it’s only Wednesday.

  • OneYieldRegular

    I know of a few puddles around the Texas Gulf Coast where Donald Trump could stand.

    • … yeah, that one directly over the deepwater horizon’s capped pipe.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Maybe he could help connect some electrical wires while he’s there.

      • …with votes.

        • Permit-holder Ron

          WET votes?

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Maybe he could hold this toaster of votes while he stands there.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    They may be bots, but they don’t really need them. Back when HuffPo used to allow comments I noticed that Wingnut World liked to endlessly repeat and recycle the same lies- and if they’d taken a minute to even think about what they were saying, they’d realize how lazy and dumb those lies actually were.

  • wobbly

    Slightly off topic, but according to the Washington Post via the Houston Chronicle, the former mayor of Houston who welcomed Katrina survivors to his city has been forced out of his Houston home by flooding. Bill White was photographed wading through waist high water to a neighbor’s house on higher ground.

  • La forza del resistino

    My name is Katrina and back in high school I was Barack’s g/f. Then one day he just dumped me.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Blew you off?

      • La forza del resistino

        Nice guy, but he was never good at that.

        • too bad, makes a good peel – good for the complexion.

        • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

          Guess Michelle had the right stuff for him.

    • stiffed you?

    • therblig

      no waves goodbye?

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    OT: a popular nightclub owner was discovered to have donated to David Duke and statements were issued>

    the board of directors at Huge Improv Theater has also issued a statement, saying the theater had “worked to build an inclusive community, “and that its members would like to formally tell Nazis and the KKK that they can fuck straight off.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      OK, give me a place, a job and a prop.

      Charlottesville, Mom’s basement and a tiki torch.

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Given what is infesting the White House right now, looking at pictures of a former (real) president joining up with a future (real) president to do some compassionate ex-presidenting is giving me all the sadz.

  • Lord Almighty, I am tired of these ignorant motherfuckers.

    • be loving and inclusive – they would be if it wuz California sliding off into the ocean – or San Franscisco.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Okay, that’s just plain nasty.

        • I be all like fuck them and shit.

  • goonemeritus

    It’s almost like the Republican base is in denial about the existence of the Bush Presidency.

    • Mavenmaven

      It will be faster than that, and much like the Nazis being leftists, Trump will have “really” been a Democrat.

      • Suttree

        I believe there is a Bannon quote that says exactly that.

      • Bemused

        They already say that.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      The republican base are nothing more than trained seals. They will bark on command and do whatever trick gets them another fish from Rush or Lumpy- the fact that it may utterly contradict their last trick means nothing to them.

      • Hypocrisy makes them feel smart.

    • jesterpunk

      They denied voting for him before he even left office.

      • Suttree

        Some of them did. The rest were waiting to see if they could blame Iraq on Obama.

        • jesterpunk

          They did that too, they blamed Obama for making Bush sign the status of forces agreement to pull out of Iraq.

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            yup, I remember that.

            “He withdrew!”

          • jesterpunk

            “He should have renegotiated even though Iraq didnt want to and the treaty was already in place. He shouldn’t have followed it because reasons.”

          • Suttree

            It was quite the argument from the armchair commandos. Especially dumbass congresscritters who twisted themselves into pretzels arguing that the war started in 2009.

          • jesterpunk

            They should get a gold medal for that.

          • Suttree

            I had moved up north from 2004-2008. By the time I got back to Louisiana most of the guys I knew were trying to say that they never supported the Iraq war. I guess they didn’t remember me yelling at them that they were idiots.

      • “I’m a libertarian/Independent, not a Republican”

        • jesterpunk

          I like when they admit they are assholes like that.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Killary and her coven conjured up Hurricane Harvey from their lair.

    • Boronx

      Since Eisenhower, Republicans have been President for about a total of 15 minutes. When Bush stood on the rubble of the trade center, and when Reagan said “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”, which command won the cold war for us.

      Some argue that Reagan was also president in the ’90s when his massive tax cuts boosted the economy to continuous growth.

    • ryp

      Try 12 months from now.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    “Look around this great country, Ivanka. One day it’ll all be yours”
    — DT

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      “And you’ll be mine”

      {{{LEER}}}

  • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

    from George Takei:

    In other news, two older gay men were seen hurling insults and large chunks of food at each other in a quiet neighborhood restaurant in Los Angeles…

    Note to self: Don’t joke about Brad’s weight at dinner.

    Sounds like George can take the heat and manage a crisis. What do you say?

    • Suttree

      Takei 2020! Ghey Asian snark to take America back from the nazi homophobes.

    • Rags

      Is that our Brad??

  • HarryButtle

    Remember the heady days when a president could speak in complete sentences?

    • Permit-holder Ron

      It’s beginning to feel like a dream.

  • Crystalclear12

    We went from Obama to THIS!?
    Even when I say it out loud it doesn’t seem real.

    • Suttree

      I blame stupid hateful nazis.

      • jesterpunk

        Dont forget the stupid hateful purity ponies.

        • Lord Jim

          And the “liberals” who have not gotten the memo that we are SO over that Russia infatuation.

      • Crystalclear12

        I don’t know. Blaming the people actually responsible?
        Doesn’t seem very American.

    • katkelly57

      Make me wanna holler…throw up both my hands.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Ykv1D0qEE

  • GoutMachine

    And how dare he speak in complete sentences with coherent thought about it! Elitist Nobummer!

  • jodyleek

    Okay, knock off putting up sexy pics of my President Barry O’Bamma holding babies and stuff. My old ovaries can’t handle it!

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
      • jodyleek

        Holy shit, I can’t take it! Having a hot flash. Now look what you did!
        (Seriously, that’s the cutest pic ever!)

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          IKR?
          What’s funny is, the headline that had it said something like, “Who’s charming who?”

          Apparently bamz saw this baby at airport in Alaska and fucking lost it.

          • Ms.Moon

            Obama is a baby whisperer babies always look so happy to see him (I would be too). I bet he was one of those dads that are so super attractive to me the kind that are so devoted to their kids and lovely. There is nothing that is more attractive to me than a man being a good father. I was at a water park one time and a dad was explaining the math of the slides to his daughter and I just wanted to kiss him because she was hanging onto his arm and being super interested and he was so happy to be sharing it with her. I’m a nerd.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        ‘Can you believe it? BARRY OMAMA is holding ME!’

      • katkelly57

        That hat makes you look mahhhvalous dahling.
        Such a cutie pie….him too.

    • Cliff Hendroval

      He really loved kids. He’d be the best elementary school principal ever.

      • jodyleek

        Gosh, wouldn’t he? Except nobody’d get any work done because they would all be longingly peering out the door, hoping he was coming down the hallway (yes, even the dudes).

  • RobKanC

    Its almost like a dimensional device exploded in dimension #314 that caused half their population, who had become too stupid because of a virus outbreak, to be transported to our dimension and now half of us have to live through this shit shaking our heads vigorously.

    • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

      Make Dimension C-137 great again!

      • therblig

        Mutant Star-Goat 2020!

      • uh… not funny – there are only 11

      • TJ Barke

        Whichever dimension Rick is in is already great.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Obama is now in a puddle acting like a President — Give me a break.

    YEAH! WHY HE NO GOLFING?!
    Wait. What?

  • Mavenmaven

    As far as positioning those two pictures go, I’m sure Trump is more likely to be a bottom.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Legal Challenge to Arpaio pardon begins.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141856387

    • death by a billion pokes.

      • therblig

        cowpokes?

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Let the conviction stand. Accepting a pardon is admission of guilt. I hope Arpaio lives long enough to lose all the civil suits that are now slam dunks.

  • Picabo
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      fuck and i just remembered about the five the lost when that nutbag started shooting at them a year or two ago.

    • Red Bird

      That was sad. :(

  • gratuitous

    The next phase, and it’s hilarious in its own way, will be the dopes who put this up in the first place, gotten their asses reddened for it, lamely tried to play if off as a joke, and when they get their asses further reddened, will bawl about how come we’re all still talking about this, why does everyone keep bringing it up?

    Because it makes you look as stupid as we all think you are, Cletus.

    • TJ Barke

      Cletus libel?

    • II Gosala

      But her emails

  • TimResistit
  • Mr. Blobfish

    My wife showed me one where they were asking were Michelle was during Katrina oh yeah, out shopping, only it was a picture of Condalisa Rice.

    • Khavrinen

      “Them blahs all look the same, you know.”

  • blaid droog

    The 6 twits Evan posted, beg this question, are those people being deliberately provocative or are they really that stupid. My vote is going with stupid.

    • jesterpunk

      Trump supporters…

      • Treg Brown

        So Russian trolls?

        • jesterpunk

          And idiots.

        • the rise of stupid as a thing.

    • OrG

      Why not both?

    • mackafritz

      I don’t know if they can do anything deliberately. That requires some thought process.

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Mr. Blobfish

        It’s a science fact.

        • foiled again

          It’s…scienterrific!

          • Rags

            pi out of pi irrationals agree.

      • stump

      • katkelly57

        5 outta 4 of them agree.

    • 4 chan, alt right, dickweed.com people…

      they know exactly what they are doing.. they broadcast deliberate ignorance and arrogantly repeat completely debunked dumshit talking points, thinking no one will ever discover they’re doing it on purpose to explode our heads.

      They’re sociopaths who get off on liberal anger. Sharing the fruits of their labors with like minded gamers is their only form of intimacy.

      • theblackdog

        Unfortunately they get the actual ignoramuses to repeat their talking points, which feeds into their doing it for the lulz.

        • yay! the anti-liberals have arrived at last!

          we’re saved!

    • Vincent Ricola

      I think they are just mean. The kind of mean that melt ants with magnifying glasses and watches videos of people getting run over because they think it’s funny. They have no problem being purposely stupid about stuff if it means they get to be mean.

  • foiled again

    I’m at the point where my ambition is so thoroughly corroded there are just two things I’d like to live long enough to experience:
    *The 2024 eclipse
    *”We the jury find the defendant, Donald J. Trump, incredibly guilty”.

    • therblig

      “Hey, isn’t that the Trump family living under that overpass?”

      • foiled again

        Make it three, then.

      • Ms.Moon

        Or in a tornado prone trailer park.

    • BigCSouthside

      I believe the legal term is “tremendously bigly guilty”

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy
  • Mr. Blobfish

    I also remember a lot of Republicans making yuk yuk noises about Katrina vanden Heuvel. Then, people started dying.

  • Red Bird

    I was hoping someone would address the fake tweets. Now someone please let everyone know that Houston is not being attacked by a group of Mexican looters.

    • OrG

      The wall street carpet baggers will be there soon enough.

      • Red Bird

        The real looting.

      • foiled again

        Yeah, they find a hole and either fuck it or build a nest in it.

    • jesterpunk
      • Red Bird

        That was in Sinton Texas before the hurricane hit. He was evacuating.

        • jesterpunk

          I was joking.

        • cmd resistor

          His name is Otis.

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that might be the most Texan name for a dog ever.

          • foiled again

            No, that would be “Dawg”.

          • or “shithead”

          • Master Contrail Program

            Guess I don’t need my dog.

          • ashtray is the most important possession a man can get…. after a close shave.

          • foiled again

            That’s no joke; I know at least one confirmed-named Shithead dog.

          • there’s no such thing as jokes any more, they’ve been totally subsumed by reality.

          • Vel Venturi

            Clearly Ladybird is the most Texan dog name ever.

          • cmd resistor

            I had a cat named Otis, but he was born in Georgia. He was named after Otis Nixon the baseball player.

    • SeeTrain65

      “I ‘forage.’ They ‘loot.'” A blast from the past via The Onion.

      White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

      NEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African­Americans “looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses.” “I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I’d managed to find,” said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. “Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers.” Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.

      http://www.theonion.com/article/god-outdoes-terrorists-yet-again-1788

  • jesterpunk

    So Trump supporters are now giving Trump credit for people working together in Texas to rescue flood victims. Because somehow no one ever helped their neighbors or people in need before Trump took office and had a rally.

    • TJ Barke

      So Trump’s responsible for socialism?

      • jesterpunk

        That is an evil word, but yeah thats what they are claiming.

      • OrG

        Hey, that’s not Socialism. It’s just helping people that need it with no profit motive.
        Wait…. what?

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          There’s something suspicious about people voluntarily pooling their resources and skills and then implementing them in as effective a manner as they can manage to help as many people they can!

          • TJ Barke

            If only that could be a foundation for building a more fair and humane type of society…

        • foiled again

          “I made up this unbelievable word, Socialism, a lot of people don’t know that.”

          • katkelly57

            Well ya know, he’s been also priming the pump on all that covfefe…must be tired by now.

      • laughingnome

        Well Czar Nicky was responsible for socialism too.

        • OrG

          ISWYDT

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      They will grab on to anything they can.

      • jesterpunk

        Their argument is kind of funny too, they are giving Trump credit for the citizens response instead of waiting for the government that will screw it up….

        • He’s so proud of the fact that Trump protesters didn’t show up to outdrown (drown out?) his supporters.

        • Nasty Girl Brianna

          Wow. Pathetic. Yeah, TRUMP inspired them to help rather than the fact that they figured it out on their own.

          Good God these people are really grasping.

          • jesterpunk

            He inspired them to help because he is such a fuckup who is more concerned with selling hats and holding rallies then governing and would screw it up if he tried to do something?

    • Rick Hill

      Well, he twitted how great they were. They didn’t want to let trump down, now did they?

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    After studying all day and night (it’s eleven PM here right now) what better way celebrating than with doggo nice time. My own dag was named Harvey as well
    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/902954933833650176

    • katkelly57

      Hallalewyer!
      Such a cute pup.

      The Seattle Humane Society is expecting around 40 cats and dogs from the Houston area today.
      I’ll have to wait till they get them sorted out…then I will see if there is one I can maybe adopt.

      Here kitty kitty…

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        They’re good dogs, Brent.

        (I could post this all week!)

        • katkelly57

          I had no clue what that meant, so I snooped…..hah! a pun!
          Anywho…I love how each person changed his name each time they replied.

          Brent the butt.

      • Sophie McMillan

        Is it just kitties? I can’t offer due to having a psychotic rescue dog but know plenty who can

        • katkelly57

          Woofs and meows.

  • Master Contrail Program

    Where was Obummer after the meteor wiped out the dinosaurs? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e281338da1102c4e86e9af53076b09eea92bd4f0520579c22a8b5191ecf3d62e.jpg

    Mesozoic America, Great Again!

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Thanks, Obama! Now we’re stuck with all these birds instead of terrible lizards.

      • Suttree

        Whatever people say, they don’t taste the same!

    • Jimh

      OH THATS RIGHT he was trying to pass gun control

      • Master Contrail Program
      • TJ Barke

        If only the dinosaurs could have stood their ground!

        • Jimh

          Never underestimate the power of a GDWAG (Good Dinosaur with a Gun).

        • Rags

          Make Earth Gigantosaurus Again!

      • dlemex

        Going cave-to-cave to confiscate the guns and packing them up to go to FEMA camps.

        Of course if he hadn’t been so lazy and actually gotten it done we would have a female president now. /S

  • TheGrandWazoo2
    • TJ Barke

      I wish I didn’t know that…

    • we don’t count pushing you away, or slapping your hands.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      To push him off the cliff if there was one.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      She’s a cunt. Fuck her and her expensive shoes

    • therblig

      it’s contractual and probably never more than the required monthly minimum.

  • Crystalclear12
  • Moebym of the Returners

    This whole thing pisses me the fuck off. The shameless practice of hypocrisy, the blatant acts of lying, the barely-concealed racism, the smearing of the name of a good man who never asked for praise or even acknowledgment of his good deeds.

    The hypocrisy, especially. Trump calling out Obama for “posing” as a President “in a puddle”, and then doing exactly what he’d accused Obama of doing. At least Obama did a better job of “posing” as a thoughtful, concerned President than you did, you piece of rancid baboon shit.

    • if you liked the first part… [spoiler alert]just think how you’ll love the ending.

      • Moebym of the Returners

        I’ll skip, thanks. This show should’ve been canceled after the pilot.

        • the ending will have the greatest ratings which have ever been seen before… or frankly, ever will again.

    • Iron Monkey

      Dead solid perfect.

      You summed up a lot for me with “a good man who never asked for praise or even acknowledgment of his good deeds”. How quickly we have gotten used to a president who not only expects but demands praise for doing what the job demands and never even thinks about doing something that isn’t carefully stage managed.

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        And never once whined about all the attacks he received from the right wing media. Sure he might have made a couple of offhand statements, but they certainly didn’t rise to the level of expert whinging that Trump demonstrates.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        He doesn’t want the job. He just wants adulation

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      And Donnie can’t even “pose” as president in any sort of convincing manner.

      Well, of course his supporters are convinced, but they don’t count.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Good thing the internet never forgets, because every single one of Trump’s tweets during Obama’s Presidency exposes him for the rank hypocrite he really is.

  • La forza del resistino

    Don Jr and Eric are huddling up trying to decide if sending a ‘Trump Water Park – $10.00 Adults, Kids Swim Free’ sign to Houston would fly.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Or one of those dunk-tank carnival booths.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Wingnuts, have you never heard about google ? Try it, you’ll look a bit less stupid (just a bit).

    • they use it – its how they know what the opposite is. You don’t think they actually believe that shit?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      As soon as a wingnut tries Google to do a search, they well get a bunch of search results. Some of those search results will tell them something they don’t want to hear. As soon as that happens, they will point and screetch (sort of like Donald Sutherland in the body snatchers movie), “FAKE NEWS!!!!!!” and run assholes and elbows for the nearest fainting receptacle, or perhaps Breitbart (oops, same thing).

      And that will be the last of them using Google.

      • therblig

        on our local shitty site (jclist), there was a discussion about a confederate flag at liberty state park. the OP was set straight that all 50 state flags are there and mississippi sadly has the traitor loser flag as part of its state flag. similarly, hawaii still features the tyrannical flag of george III.

        regardless, one of the resident rw loons commented how he switched to bing because of google’s leftist bias. pretty sure google stock tanked that day.

      • britishvoiceman

        And don’t forget Google will also pull up references to a number of completely whack-job sites.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      It wouldn’t help. I kid you not, I have had RWNJs scolding me for the inadequacy of my sources while citing Conservapedia.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Google has a well known liberal bias, donchaknow.

      Also known as “reality”.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      That’s not possible

  • JParkerSD46

    There are “reasons” Dear Leaders and Mrs. Dear Leader didn’t go to meet directly with many of the victims of the hurricane. Two of those reasons are black and brown.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      I don’t quite follow.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        That the Trumps only like it when black and brown lose their house if they can rent it out to someone else afterwards.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Somebody else, provided that they are not black or brown, yes?

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Or kikes, cooks or anything like that.

          • II Gosala

            I am sorry you know that word.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Why?

          • II Gosala

            It is remarkably offensive and if rather people not know it. There are a few other words like that.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Ah yes I understand but don’t worry, I will only use them to ridicule the ones that are ok with them in the first place.

          • II Gosala

            I shouldn’t have worried. Your English than most of my neighbors’.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Thank you for that.

          • mancityRed6

            I have nothing against cooks. so long as the food is good

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Ah crap I meant Gooks.

    • britishvoiceman

      In fairness, I’ve seen no evidence that Melania is a racist – I think she genuinely admired Michelle Obama and that could well be one of the reasons she plagiarized one of her speeches.

  • Portia McGonagal

    Bots they may be but pushing back on these falsehoods populates the Twittergram with ya know, actual facts, and reminders that an awesome President was always just a good guy who tried to make people’s lives better. Backfire much? Yup!

    • ltmcdies

      Yup. I takes bots/trolls to school then I block their asses

      • SDGeoff3

        Perfect technique. The flourish of the middle finger as “enter” is pressed. Most artistic.

  • Has Natasha, I mean FLATUS uttered hurricane phrases in any of her many languages?

  • Edith Prickly

    Good heavens, who put that sexxxy picture of Obama being all post-presidential and nekkid, right after that butt ugly picture of Trump being “President Of Hurricanes”? That was dickish of whoever did that.

    Hmm, might it be someone whose name rhymes with Bevan Wurst?

  • 3FingerPete
    • Viktor

      Gov. Christie looks sad Pres. Obama is 5 feet away. Looks like he needs another hug.

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • Sophia

      I know the feeling

    • clairence

      I want to know what happened after….

  • Pisto75666

    OT: http://www.politicususa.com/2017/08/30/judge-throw-arpaios-conviction-trump-pardon.html

    Judge Susan Bolton will not throw out Joe Arpaio’s racial profiling related conviction immediately because by accepting Trump’s pardon Arpaio admitted his guilt.

    The Arizona Republic reported, “Bolton on Tuesday stopped short of throwing out the conviction based solely on Arpaio’s request. Instead she ordered Arpaio and the U.S. Department of Justice, which is prosecuting the case, to file briefs on why she should or shouldn’t grant Arpaio’s request.”

    Trump tried to use Hurricane Harvey to distract the country from his pardon of Arpaio, which backfired on him immediately as the President that more national attention is on him during a natural disaster, not less. It turns out that Trump’s pardon will almost certainly keep the racist former sheriff out of prison, but it may not remove the conviction from his record because the legal acceptance of a pardon is an admission of guilt.

    If Arpaio is admitting that he is guilty how can a judge overturn his conviction? That’s the question that will be at the center of his October hearing. If Trump had pardoned Arpaio after he was sentenced, the punishment would have been mitigated, but by pardoning him before sentencing, Trump may have only made things more complicated.

    None of this matters to the President, whose sole motivation for the pardon was to pander to his base, but Trump may end up having taking a political beating, and Joe Arpaio could remain convicted of a crime.

    • C4TWOMAN

      HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    • Husband Of Mrs God

      A hearty YEE HAW! Yippi kio kiay mother effer!

    • chimpevil

      He can’t pardon the racist pig from going to Hell.

      • Pisto75666

        The devil wouldn’t let him down there anyway. Job security being what it is.

        • phoenix00

          He wants to keep his competition upstairs.

    • glennisw

      What a dumb fuck Trump is.

    • britishvoiceman

      One correction: Trump publicly stated he announced the pardon when the media was covering Hurricane Harvey BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE’D GET BETTER RATINGS!!!

      • Pisto75666

        I heard about that. God, he’s a nut!

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    I hate that fucker

    • blaid droog

      I second that emotion.
      Smokey Robinson.

    • SDGeoff3

      Why, he’s turning into the very hamster that’s been living atop his head!

    • unionthuggery

      Same.

  • therblig

    in trumpy’s defense, apparently his oversized double chin and wattles were able to absorb enough water to lower flood levels in houston by nearly 2 inches.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9df139dde1f16983b00f8a2ddec053abee58fb7f04074d0477b7561fc3e06aa.jpg

    • like whales, sonar waves are created by the movement of liquid in the wattles, sending a conservative song heard miles away.

    • Dinz6315

      The wild turkeys in my back yard have wattles. Wild turkey libelz.
      I don’t know what to call that neck appendage of his.

      • mary5920

        It’s as big as a pelican pouch but doesn’t contain regurgitated fish, as far we we know.

        • Dinz6315

          But have we looked?

          • mary5920

            No. We may never know, because he likely isn’t forced to go through x ray machines at airports.

          • kareemachan

            I sure as hell won’t. Probably has hooker pee in it.

        • NellCote71

          Fetid Macburgers and KFC.

      • HarpyLibtart

        I’ve only ever seen them in sheep and bovines before, but I believe that even on a sentient wad of Tang-stained jizz-napkins it is still called a ‘dewlap’.

        • Dinz6315

          I think that’s it.
          Although cows and sheep are far more dignified.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      Really, if I had all his money, I’d get a damned neck/chin job.

      • SDGeoff3

        You’d need one heck of a job!

      • britishvoiceman

        You forget – this is the guy who looks in the mirror and sees Brad Pitt.

  • David Chaillou

    As far as I am concerned, this is article of the month on Wonkette. Thank you, Mr Hurst. Thank you, Mr Obama.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Thanks, Obama. 💕

  • The national guard has been activated – Tanks have rolled to the edge of the water with live ammunition, ready to fight the terrorists that sneaked in under the cover of rain.

  • Oh man that beautiful gracious elegant intelligent man was our president.

    I have nothing but sad.

  • Husband Of Mrs God

    I am awestruck at the contrast between the President and the resident.

  • unionthuggery

    It seems so long ago that we had a real president.

    • mardam422

      Donald Trump is THE President. He is not A President.

      • unionthuggery

        He’s THE puppet that all of the puppeteers have their grimy hands stuffed up inside at the same time.

      • britishvoiceman

        Right, THE worst president in modern history and a strong contender for the worst ever.

  • Dinz6315

    Thank you, Evan. That’s all.

  • mary5920

    It’s hard to argue with people who think that Obama was golfing during Katrina. There are Republicans in LOUISIANA who blame the Katrina response upon then NOT president as yet Obama instead of Dubya and heck of a job Brownie who WERE in charge–
    anyway my run on sentence is long enough and people believe a lot of things for reasons that defy logic.

    • britishvoiceman

      Hell, they blame him for not preventing 911, which happened before he was even a US senator! ( I wonder if they think “911” means September 2011?!!!)

  • Keith Taylor

    Mr. Hurst. I am shocked. All those pictures of Barack Obama looking manly, noble, impressive and compassionate even before he was President are clearly photoshopped retouched Fake News. Alex Jones will tell us what really happened soon enough.
    (All the above is snark. I have to say this. POE is so depressingly true.)
    Great work, but few of those who need to read it will read it, and of those few, none will believe it. I know what they will believe. Immortal Satan’s emissary Obama was President of the U.S.A. since forever, until divinely inspired Donald Trump was appointed by God to save the nation. Between tweeting and grabbing pussy.

    • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶

      Alex Jones is mad because the government isn’t using weather machines to stop hurricanes.

      OxyContin is a hell of a drug, apparently.

      • NellCote71

        I wondered what his drug of choice was.

        • Weird Fishes

          and what it is now.

      • britishvoiceman

        Another Oxy-Moron like Limbaugh.

  • Petunia Cat

    The “President of Hurricanes” photo really needs to have the microphone photoshopped out. So that he looks like even more of an imbecile. 😇

  • Apple Scruff
  • William
    • phoenix00

      Slacker.

      • Fritz1964

        It’s all the fault of Soros, Alinsky, and Pelosi anyway.

        • phoenix00

          Giving Hillary a break? WHOA IF TRUE

  • kareemachan

    Margaret Hochdoerfer
    233 Ella St
    Pittsburgh PA 15224-1839
    And if she is stupid enough to use her real name saying this crap, this is NOT doxxing.

    • dshwa

      Is she a Nazi? Because doxing is not acceptable except for Nazi rally participants.

    • Akat

      How do you know that’s he same person? That someone didn’t steal her name? jesus

    • HazooToo

      What do you expect us to do with that information?

    • phoenix00

      I know you’re one of us and you mean well, so I’m not gonna block you. But I did report this to Dok Zoom. Doxxing random twitter posters ain’t right, even if she’s a steenking eeedioot.

    • doktorzoom

      Dude. Not cool. IT IS DOXXING, and we do not do that. Jesus.

      Any more rules violations, and you’ll get a 24-hour timeout from commenting. Any more doxxing and I may go straight to a permaban. No matter how justified you think harassing people who say stupid things is.

      Please review the rules.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    And where exactly WAS Obama during WWII? What did HE do to stop the Nazis?

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Where was he when the Nazis attacked Pearl Harbor?!!!?%!

      • blueeyedcuban

        He Was in ‘Nam, dude.

      • ggmillar

        “Nazis in Pearl Harbor?”
        “Shut up, he’s on a roll”

  • SeeTrain65

    Posted below, but wanted to bring it to the top.

    What’s the difference between looting and foraging? A matter of color.

    A blast from the past via The Onion.

    White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

    NEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African­Americans “looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses.” “I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I’d managed to find,” said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. “Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers.” Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.

    http://www.theonion.com/article/god-outdoes-terrorists-yet-again-1788

  • It’s probably just as well that Dingbat Don didn’t hold any babies during the trip. Those people have enough problems. No one needs to have to worry about their baby having nightmares about Trump’s grubby, unnaturally small paws.

    • nightmoth

      He’d probably drop it.

      • Fritz1964

        True. Explains Eric and Don Jr. don’t it?

        • Johnny Appleseed

          Very funny!

    • E.A. Blair

      I wish he had – provided those babies spit up on him.

  • Mike Rhodes

    I’ve heard right wing dumbfucks arguing over whether 9/11 happened under Clinton or Obama. Their stupid knows no limits.

    • Johnny Appleseed

      Facepalm!

  • phoenix00

    Bubba and Bamz. Best touring band ever.

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  • laineypc

    Oh Evan bless you. Bringing back all the happy feels about the President of our Hearts. Bringing extra tasty snark on pussgrab fuckbonkers.

  • rocktonsam

    Barry bamz knew that thus trump asshole wouldnt pay anyway. So break given numbnuts.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Wait . . . what? Trump supporters criticized O for not visiting hurricane survivors, and Trump criticized O for visiting hurricane survivors? OK, this all makes a megafuckton of sense.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    At least 2 of these people appear to be Not Bots. Maybe they have been hacked. Still, they bear an uncanny resemblance to certain extended family members of mine, who didn’t have to dig to deep to find their inner fascist as well as their inner stupid.

  • Wookie Monster

    I still there something inherent to wingnuts that makes them enjoy being utterly full of shit?

    • britishvoiceman

      No, they don’t enjoy being utterly full of shit, even realizing they’re FOS would require a level of awareness they simply don’t possess.

  • AB Vinson

    To many people stuck on stupid in this country… Amazing you can google things in 3 seconds to find out if true or not yet wingnuts still have a problem spreading falsehoods.

    • Johnny Appleseed

      Even if you could, there are far too many “fake news” jughead’s running around sans a clue.

  • As it happens Trump DID make a statement immediately after Katrina:
    “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look…Whoa! Whoa!…Look at you, you are a pussy…Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything….Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

  • E.A. Blair
  • Teto85

    trump was in Texas, but not in Houston. He did not see any of the damage with his own eyes nor did he meet with any survivors. What a chickenshit.

  • Courser_Resistance

    Thank you Evan for the sexxy Bamz pics!

  • Kay Jay Day

    LOL the pic of Billy C. holding the baby, he really REALLY does not want to give it back!!!

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