Dana Rohrabacher (R-Putin)

We’ve talked about Dana Rohrabacher, the good congressman representing Moscow, quite a bit lately. He’s kind of a weird wang-like offshoot of the larger Trump-Russia investigation, because of how he so obviously is working for Russia. (He used to work for the Taliban, no, for real, but he switched parties.) He wants to get rid of all the sanctions on Russia, just like Donald Trump and that Russian lady lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who met with Trump’s unfortunately shaped first son at Trump Tower.

We also knew Rohrabacher would probably be doing a “rendezvous” with Donald Trump sometime soon, so he could whisper Julian Assange’s sweet secrets directly into Donald Trump’s B-hole. A couple weeks ago, news broke that AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST Chuck C. Johnson had arranged a lovers’ weekend for Rohrabacher and WikiLeaks troll Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian embassy, ostensibly because Rohrabacher wants to make some sort of deal to get Trump to pardon Assange for his many crimes against the United States, instead of locking him up forever like he deserves.

Assange also supposedly told Rohrabacher MANY DELUXE TOP SECRET THINGS, intended for Trump’s ears only. For instance, Assange explained that, despite what 17 American intelligence agencies and just regular common sense say, Russia DID NOT do the hacking in last year’s election. And now plans for Rohrabacher and Trump to get together for a secret Pussgrab ‘n’ Chill session are under way, according to Dana Rohrabacher, who filled gullible Trump idiot Sean Hannity in on the details on Monday:

Republican Rep. Dana Rohrabacher said Monday that a “rendezvous” is being set up between him and President Donald Trump to relay information he received from WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange about the hack of the Democratic National Committee last year. […]

“It is my understanding from other parties who are trying to arrange a rendezvous with myself and the President, it is being arranged for me to give him the firsthand information from (Assange),” Rohrabacher said.

Maybe Assange has uncovered the identity of Trump’s 400-pound hacker in New Jersey — you know, the guy who REALLY did the crime. As CNN reports, Rohrabacher told Hannity he has seen the REAL TRUTH, and it is that the hacks of the Democratic National Committee were an “inside job.” His “evidence” likely amounts to some combination of Seth Rich and that stupid debunked motherfucker who wrote the dumbest thing The Nation has ever published. For all we know, it also involves #PizzaGate and Hillary’s missing emails.

But Rohrabacher just needs America to know these things!

“If the information comes out, there will be an outrage among the American people that their time has been wasted,” Rohrabacher said. […]

“I’m trying to get this out in the public now where we can get this Julian Assange thing straightened out so that people know that it wasn’t the Russians that hacked into the system, and that’s not how this information was released,” he said.

Eat shit, comrade.

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  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Normally I would say throwing an albino villain into the mix might help a story, but in this case there are already too many bad guys.

  • JMP

    Hey, maybe it has nothing to do with spying and collusion with the former KGB, buit is something more innocent; like Assange wants to get tips from Donald on how to avoid prosecution for constantly sexually assaulting all the ladies.

  • Arolpin

    How stupid are California Republicans? Look, I get it, once you get out of the Calitucky parts of the state, there aren’t a lot of people willing to put the R behind their name, but you would think that they could find someone just a little less obviously bought and sold by our enemies.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      That part of Orange County is a holdover from the white, Republican, Bircher Orange County of the 60’s and 70’s.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • TJ Barke

      “Government doesn’t work! Vote for me and I’ll prove it!”

  • Villago Delenda Est

    This guy is just an outright traitor.

    Actions with votes need to be taken. WTF is wrong with his district?

    • armed_bears

      This guy is just an outright traitor

      An opinion Paul Ryan apparently shares, but is curiously unwilling to act upon.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Ryan is unwilling to do anything about any repuke regardless of what s/he is up to that doesn’t pass the smell test. If he started purging them he’d wind up as Minority leader by about 198 members.

  • Zonath

    Boy, is Trump going to be disappointed when he finds out that Dana isn’t a woman. He thought he was having a rendezvous with some German scat fetish model, and he gets Grampa Fuglystick up there. Sad!

    • theblackdog

      He thought he was getting Dana, instead he gets Zuul.

  • memzilla Ω

    I wonder how many Frequent Flyer miles he’s built up on his Russian Express card.

    Russian Express — We Know When You Leave Home Without It™

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    A “secret” meeting? What a idiot.if Assange is anything less than a total idiot, no way he leaves the embassy to meet with a liar like Trump. And Trump, with his security detail, is going to secretly fly to London? It just shows that you didn’t used to need a functional brain to be a white Republican congresscritter in Orange County. Hopefully he goes the way of the dodo.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Besides, nothing’s secret once Donnie Two Scoops is told about it.

    • shivaskeeper

      Rohrabacher met with the rapist and got the skinny. He’s the one setting up the rendezvous with Two Scoops.

      • Rags

        So…stupid question. Has no one asked Rohrabacher why he has not provided this incredibly exonerating and explosive evidence to, say, the FBI or CIA?

        • shivaskeeper

          The FBI/CIA/NSA, the various military intelligence branches, and all the rest of the IC tries to work with actual objective reality. Even a dumbass like him knows they wouldn’t accept this “evidence” from the fevered imaginations of a bought and paid for Congrescritter and an albino rapist in the pay of Putin.

          Besides, quietly turning it over doesn’t get you booked onto Hannity.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Can’t they just Skype?

  • Ricky Gay

    This is the worst Bond ever!

  • Indiepalin

    Did extraterrestrials breed with humans and establish a civilization on Mars eons ago? To many Ancient Astronaut Theorists, the answer is a resounding yes.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Assange versus our Deep State Intelligence Community….ummm I gonna go with the professionals in the deep state over the guy with a fucking agenda to burn.

    the deep state folks for the most part are APOLITICAL…they are more into information…all information.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      And also, many of them are there because they are dedicated to the service of this country. That’s a hard concept for people to grasp in this mercenery era, but it’s true.

      • Blackest Noobs

        exactly. professionals. period.

        which is the exact opposite of most Republicans and 100% true of Trump…he aint no fucking professional in ANYTHING.

  • altleftjohn

    Now that O.J. Simpson is out, maybe he can help look for the real hackers.

    • Blackest Noobs

      or better yet be the hacker ( as in literally and not the figuratively computer nerding one) we need…..alrighty OJ…you get a murderering!!!

  • Michael Smith

    Hey I’m poor, white and addicted to painkillers. So I’ll vote for whatever it takes to establish a Russian style right wing dictatorship here, so we can finally get rid of all these minorities that are causing all my problems.

    • TJ Barke

      You’ve sussed out the Trump voter!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Sounds like a plan!

    • laughingnome

      Once the right wing government is installed they will remove all programs for addiction recovery and throw me in jail as a societal parasite. See how my strategic voting works?

      • Creepoman

        Free rehab!

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Three hots and a cot!

  • shivaskeeper

    Well good. The albino rapist can finally clear things up. Now that it’s all settled we can all get on with our lives. Now that we know it’s all been a big hoax because he albino rapist told the Russian Congressman, who will in turn tell Two Scoops at some point. We’re all good here.

  • Blackest Noobs

    irony is lost on the congressman…..Trump literally sabotages his own policies.
    Trump is literally his own worse enemy.

    • TJ Barke

      And all of our worst enemy also, too.

      • Blackest Noobs

        certainly, but our only saving grace is both he and the Republican Congress are such buffoons that they keep tripping over their own incompetence.

        • TJ Barke

          Small mercies.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      We need to try harder, then.

  • Joe Beese

    Port Arthur – Janis Joplin’s unbeloved home town – is in a bad way.

    Jefferson County Sheriff Zena Stephens told KFDM county resources can’t reach Port Arthur due to the flooding — and some residents have gone into “survival mode.”

    “We’re getting 911 and rescue calls but there’s nothing we can do,” Stephens said. “We can’t take the boats out right now. The water is rising and it’s coming there and it’s no way to get to them.”

    Many residents were posting pleas for help on social media, and many KFDM viewers were calling the station pleading to be rescued.

    • Stulexington

      Okay, it may just be trying to make light of a bad situation but that is one epic blanket beaver lodge.

      • Joe Beese

        Worst. Shelter. Ever.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      If we were still a pre-industrial, agrarian society, these floods wouldn’t be nearly as bad. In most areas, It would be relatively clean water that you could walk and swim in without fear. But in modern cities… oy. Sewage, petroleum, mercury, pesticides, etc. Yuck.

      • Joe Beese

        There was a barge cleaning operation there listed as a Superfund site until five years ago.

        • Lance Thrustwell


    • weejee
    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin
  • Stulexington

    “there will be outrage that their time has been wasted.” aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* 8 Benghazi hearings.

  • armed_bears

    How dumb do you have to be to feel represented by Rohrabacher?

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Rohrabacher and Trump should just get a room and drop a quarter in the bed massager.

    • Stulexington

      I’m sure Sweden would be happy to offer an authentic Swedish massage, just let them know where the meeting is and they’ll show up.

    • armed_bears

      Half-glass of bourbon and empty ash tray indicate the hooker has not arrived yet.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      “Tingle Fingers” has got to be the name of something else as well. It just has to.

    • arglebargle

      Trump only uses the “Tinkle Finger” brand bed.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the free computer access.

  • OddMan
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    • Lance Thrustwell

      I gave him (Evan) 4 mackerels for that post. That’s out of five, by the way. It’s my fish scale.

      • Adulis Bay

        @EVAN HURST – 17 agencies was downgraded to 4. Most of the idiots that read this website won’t know you lied or that you sourced poor quality info, but I do. Here is the million dollar question Evan, why you think that number went from 17 to 4. Idiot

        • Little Lulu Ω

          I’ll answer your question for Evan with a question: Who gives a fuck whether it was 4 or 17?

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          Boy, but it’s an impressive four:

          “The assessment was made by four intelligence agencies — the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the National Security Agency. The assessment was not approved by all 17 organizations in the American intelligence community.”

          • ZangoCrudmonger

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          • SeeTrain65

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    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

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  • weejee
    • Villago Delenda Est

      I cast my vote off the island for all three.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Rohrabacher has that mental hospital haircut. And trust me, I would know.

  • mardam422

    I’m trying to get this information out to the public, but I can’t tell you.

    • Stulexington

      he told me stuff that was for Trump’s ears only like the stuff I’m about to tell you about.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    So Assange is going to provide “documentation” exonerating the Russians and Trump and putting the blame squarely on Hillary? That’s one way to earn a pardon, I guess.

    • kbbaldwin2

      Hillary? I thought Obama was the responsible one. Now I don;t know who to believe. .


    ““I have here in my hand a list of 205 [State Department employees] that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department.”

    – Senator Joseph McCarthy (Republican-Wisconsin)

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Gloriously mocked in the original Manchurian Candidate

  • MynameisBlarney
  • WeaselPoo

    I”m pretty sure there’s been an outrage among about 70 percent of the American people that their time has been wasted since…oooh…late January of this year.

    • MynameisBlarney

      My tome is never wasted.
      Me on the other hand…

    • Since the 2010 midterms and the lowest legislative accomplishment streak in US history. Even with diddlefingers at the helm they have yet to pass any meaningful legislation in their first 9 months of work. A teenage girl has a better chance of passing something new then these folks.

      • Gorillionaire

        I would go with “a 400 lb gamer on an all-mozzarella diet has a better chance of passing something”.

        • I was doing the whole 9 women in a room for a month thing there…

      • theblackdog

        And they have to pass a budget and deal with the debt ceiling. At the rate it’s going I’m expecting to be out of work for a month.

  • Mpeg

    If he obtains from Assange an improved recipe for delicious risotto then maybe I’ll give him a pass.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Pivots. Everyone expects pivots.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Especially the hacktacular duo of the Vichy Times, Haberman and Thrush.

    • Pisto75666

      Damn, I forgot about Tamron Hall. I really liked her

      • MynameisBlarney

        Me too.
        She needs to get another show.

        • Pisto75666

          According to the article there’s plans for her to have a daytime talk show. Hopefully it’ll be a serious issue type show (Donahue-esque maybe.) I’m so over all the mindless fluff. And ALL the shows are the same!

  • Wolf Tracker

    What ever Assange produces is probably given to him by Russians to cover their trail and unless Assange is willing to testify under Grand Jury oath to Mueller nothing he produces can be used in court to help Trump.

    Rohrobacher is the one trying to get a pardon from Trump because he knows Mueller is going to gather him up in his net.

    • kbbaldwin2

      Rohrobacher – a pimple on the ass of California since 1989.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    So, how much has Russia given to his campaigns?…

  • BigCSouthside

    Julian assange has been labeled as a foreign intelligence asset by our IC. I feel like a rep working with him should be grounds for arrest

    • Brendan_M

      Democrats should push for a censure, at the very least, and fund his opponent adequately.

  • Wolf Tracker

    OT: This story sure hit me hard this morning:

    Harvey horror: Shivering tot found clinging to drowned mom

    • WIDTAP

      Yes. It’s that bad and worse.

      Give generously to the Red Cross and other relief organizations. Or get a boat and join the many who are lending a hand.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I can’t read that right now.
      I just can’t.
      The description is bad enough.

      • cmd resistor

        That’s one where you read the headline and say, nope, can’t do it.

      • Beowoof14

        Just the headline has tears welling up in my eyes.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Aw, no.

    • laughingnome

      This hurts my heart.

    • Gorillionaire

      I kind of hate Yahoo news for stuff like this.

  • exinkwretch

    Dana and Vladdy are pals ‘cuz Pooty-Poot hinted he would be allowed to open a chapter of the John Birch Society in Moscow.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    How des Chuckles Johnson get inserted in this? IS everyone bought off by the Ruskies?

    • Vincent Ricola

      My money is on option yes.

    • Brendan_M

      His buddy Jack Posobiec, the #Pizzagate/”Rape Melania”/credentialed White House Press member/Kremlin mouthpiece, probably had him do it because he foolishly hopes to get his security clearance back. He’s dumb enough to think sending Holocaust-denying creep Chuck C. Johnson provides enough distance.

    • Rick Hill

      Sure as fck looks that way.

    • laughingnome

      I’ve suspected the Russians have been infiltrating and buying off right wingers for many years as part of a long term strategy. Putin don’t play games. Right wingers are more simpatico with human rights violators. The Russians are also geographically closer to the Middle East and are Christian – notice the photos of Vlad flaunting his crucifix – and right wingers are comfortable with a sphere of influence where the Russians take on Islamic fundies militarily.

      • Gorillionaire

        Heck, just look at the population group that keeps ordering those Russian mail-order brides.

      • ryp

        Putin’s also been manipulating elements on the left as well, particularly those critical of U.S. “hegemony”, and susceptible to the arguments that international alliances and agreements are the tools of “globalists”. He’s done this in Europe as well.

        Much like large corporations who give their money to both parties in order to insure influence, Putin spreads his support around to shape the critique of rival governments from both the right and left.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Whataboutism is a prime Chekist tactic.

      • Thiazin Red

        They would love to be able to put gays back in their place and make it legal to beat your wife.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    A couple weeks ago, news broke that AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST Chuck C. Johnson had arranged a lovers’ weekend for Rohrabacher and WikiLeaks troll Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian embassy

    So the Ecuadorians have decided that as they can’t seem to get rid of Assange, they might as well turn the embassy into a bed and breakfast?

    • Me not sure

      “Just leave the money on the nightstand, Dana.”

    • Maybe they could put in a heart-shaped spa tub.

  • Viktor

    Julian has the best PR people defending him. How can he lose with Dana and Pamela Anderson on Team Julian?

  • The Librarian

    Oh, Dana, for shame!! The only outrage is you and your twisted sense of morality. Here’s hoping you go down in vote flames. I’ll be working towards that, you can count on it.

  • bookish

    But even mass pardons of all suspects in the Russia case would not close the door to potential prosecutions.

    While presidential pardons can halt the federal case, local prosecutors could then pursue any Americans suspected of aiding Russia’s election meddling. In fact, legal experts say presidential pardons could make that prospect more likely.

    According to a new MSNBC legal analysis, federal pardons could open the door to local criminal investigations in several states.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      New York is already on top of this.

      • CripesAmighty

        Hopefully, Mueller is cc-ing the whole kit and kaboodle to Eric Schneiderman.

    • Bad Tom

      Also, too, a pardon removes the ability for the pardoned to invoke the Fifth Amendment.

  • Thorn Spike

    Third rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.

    • Me not sure

      I’ve never really done this kind of thing before, have you?

      • Slamtundra

        Well, only a time or two.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      ♫ Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
      Ro mah ro-mah-mah
      Gaga oh-la-la!
      Want your bad romance! ♫

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    I thought Assange believed all information should be free out in the world, not TOP SECRET TO BE SEEN BY PUSSYGRABBER ONLY

    • theblackdog

      That was the original intention of the site, then Assange took over and most of the people who actually founded it either left or were kicked out.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        The FSB saw something they could use as a tool for disinformation, and Assmunch was assigned to make it happen.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Dana, I thought you loved US Amercia with all your heart.

    It is true… Putanism is the last refuge of the Republican/traitor.

  • Mormos

    I know it is fun to make fun of Donny Jr. for looking like a massive tool, but if Donny was instead Dani, would we be commenting on her appearance?

    • Trip Space-Parasite

      Just on the amount of plastic surgery she’d had, probably.

    • Bad Tom

      Well, if she looked like that, shambling mess, why yes, yes indeed.

    • natoslug

      Well, I do frequently point out that Ivanka looks like a q-tip with tits (that weird head & absent chin freak me out, mang!), so I admit that I would probably still be commenting on his/her appearance.

    • Persistent Demme

      Yes we would.
      Ivanka is a good example.
      I have seen many before/after pics of her.
      They both try to hide all the “ugly on the inside.”

      (In my book, the wanton killing of animals, (just for starters), makes him fair game for ANY kind of criticism that is tossed his way.)

    • Paperless Tiger

      Junior sure has been shutting up a lot since the ‘not-collusion’ story broke.

    • Pretty sure, yeah.
      It is not anti feminist, btw, to remark that someone looks godawful. Male or female or else. Catty, but so long as you hit all genders indiscriminately, not anti feminist.

  • Parakeetist

    Worst romantic comedy of the year.

    • unionthuggery

      It’s still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Mavenmaven

    Putin told me he didn’t do it, and he gave me a nice check, too!!!

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Dana Rohrabacher is the Congressional equivalent of a mainstreamed student. I want to see his IEP. And I mean that lovingly…lovingly in the real sense, not the Dolt 45 sense. Any citizens should be able to serve in Congress regardless of their different abilities.

    • Bad Tom

      “Any citizens should be able to serve in Congress regardless of their different abilities.”

      No. No, they should not.

      Certified idiots, grifters, con-men, sociopaths, and hooligans should be Banhammered from public office. For the good of everyone.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I agree. Ethics should be a requirement for office…I mean having them should be a requirement, not just knowledge of them so you can ignore them. I am not sue what a certified idiot is. I feel like maybe Louis Gohmert is one and he seems to keeping his constituents happy.

  • wait! what?

    T-shirt opp:

    Ешь дерьмо, товарищ.

  • Donkey Option

    First – who the hell keeps electing this asshole? Second, even if he comes to us and says “Julian Assange totally says it wasn’t Russia,” is he really so stupid as to think that would be the end of it? Wait, of course he is. Never mind.

    • JoeChristmas

      CA 48, Dems there should be knocking on every door, every day.

      • Gigglesnort

        It is Orange County. Reagan country.

        • Then remind them that Reagan at least did not sell out his country to foreign interests (well, he did, but they will never know that whereas Dana is pretty blatant about it).

  • Relativicus

    What I’m getting is that Rohrbacher doesn’t listen to his lawyers, either.

    • Weird Fishes

      I would have thought that they’d probably be more comfortable in traffic court, anyway.

  • bookish

    These revelations present two obvious problems for the President. First, Trump was taking a policy position—one deeply at odds with his own party—that would benefit him personally. It’s a startling conflict of interest. Second, his statements and actions, and those of his subordinates and their associates pursuing the deal, may fuel the obstruction-of-justice inquiry against Trump that the special counsel, Robert Mueller, began pursuing this spring, after the firing of the F.B.I. director, James Comey. The more it looks like Trump had something to cover up, the stronger an obstruction charge would be.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    When I want earth shatteringly important and breaking news, I always tune into Sean Hannity.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Hold onto your hat. Tomi Lahren is going to make Hannity look like Walter Cronkite.

  • Little Lulu Ω

    Seeing that picture of Rohrbacher reminds me: I think there should be a “Guess Your I.Q.” booth at county fairs.

  • SadDemInTex

    I hope Mueller takes this fucker down with the lot of them.

    • Paperless Tiger

      There’s no bag limit on criminals.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        For starters, Paul Ryan is well aware of Dana R. doesn’t give a shit except for keeping it quiet. Follow that money!

  • bbayliss

    “We also knew Rohrabacher would probably be doing a “rendezvous” with Donald Trump sometime soon…”
    Could we not arrange for some law enforcement officials to attend?

    • kbbaldwin2

      I’d settle for a couple of rabid pit bulls.

  • Pisto75666


    “He feels like this is not what he signed up for, and his accomplishments are being underplayed,” the source said. “He just looks around and says, ‘When is this going to get better?’”


    And if he hates it so much, QUIT!

    • If he had some accomplishments people might not down play them. Just sayin.

  • Weird Fishes

    Follow the money. Follow the money through the canceled building sites, through Sberbank, through that little server in Trump Tower. Follow the money that the meatheads he does business with – where it comes from and where it goes – have, follow the money until he’s sitting in a little room under a naked light bulb.

    Because that’s where it’s ultimately going to lead you, past the shitty steak aisle and the ’45’ hats and the bogus university and all the shady real estate deals. That’s all that matters to him, don’t you see? He could give two shits about the presidency beyond it being a means to an end, beyond having the master password for the bottomless ATM that is the US. We all saw the photos from his Phoenix ‘rally.’ I’ve seen miracle knife or wonder mattress demos at the mall with bigger and more engaged crowds.

    It’s all about the money. Always has been, always will be. Follow it; that’s where he is.

  • Beowoof14

    Dana must want to get to share a cell with Trump.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      Do they share cells in Leavenworth?

      • Beowoof14

        It’s not a Supermax so most likely they do.

  • Roadstergal

    “there will be an outrage among the American people that their time has been wasted”

    I mean, he’s not wrong. Assange and Trump have wasted a lot of my fucking time, and I’m outraged.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Save us, Bob !!!!

  • tomamitai

    Funny how people who don’t believe it when 99% of climate scientists put their names on the record to say global warming is due to human activity believe wholeheartedly in the “forensic” skills of anonymous “computer experts” and the inviolability of computer metadata when it suits their needs.

    • yyyaz

      They are all part of the same conspiracy to keep them from becoming overnight billionaires.

  • BJW

    Evan, it’s “eat shit and DIE.” With votes of course.

  • Ellie

    Can we send him to Mars to investigate the ancient civilizations there?

  • Bill Patterson
    • Mehmeisterjr

      If you painted him green, Dana would look more like Pepe the Frog than the venerated Alfred E. Newman.

  • whitroth

    Counterrevolutionist! Send him to a gulag in, say, Utah, where he can be
    breakin’ rocks in the,
    Hot sun….

  • Pat_Pending

    Man, I can literally and figuratively hear that guy going, “Derp Derp Derp!!” in that pic…

  • Petunia Cat

    I can’t believe I didn’t realize it till now. Assange when he went into the Ecuadorean embassy said it was because he was scared the United States would “rendition” him to America and put him in a secret prison forever and ever. But then last summer he willingly participated in criminal espionage-y acts against the United States. I don’t think he was all that scared. 🤔

    • dshwa

      He is not scared that Ecuador will get tired of his shit and kick him out. He’s still afraid well send him to regular jail, not double secret probation jail.

  • Chuck

    How many representatives does Russia get and how many Senators ?
    As many as they can afford.

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