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As you may be aware (SIGH), idiots on 4chan have taken to making up fake Twitter profiles for Antifa and Antifa “members.” This is something they do with stunning regularity in order to push their own far Right positions. Often it’s women rejecting feminism, black people rejecting anti-racism, or people embracing those things in the most absurd way they can imagine, in hopes of getting reasonable people to think that they support absurd things.

On Wednesday, trolls on 4chan’s /pol/ board attempted to launch a new #PunchANazi/#PunchNazis campaign on social media in which their fake Antifa profiles would support domestic violence, in hopes of convincing people that the Left LOVES domestic violence and thinks it is super great.

The goal, as usual, was to get actual Antifa and supporters to retweet the memes, which of course did not actually happen.

The memes included clever jargon like “She said she was right-wing, so I gave her a left hook,” and “It’s all right, she’s alt-right,” next to pictures of women with black eyes. There were also several with pictures of abused children with text suggesting they be murdered because they might be the next Hitler.

However, given that they posted their nefarious plans on a public message board, and that this campaign was both incredibly obvious and stupid, said plans were quickly discovered by several people online, including David Futrelle of We Hunted The Mammoth, and British citizen journalist Elliot Higgins, best known for identifying the weapons seen in uploaded videos from the Syrian Civil War. It was then reported on by the BBC.

AND NOW THEY ARE SAD!

Because who would have thought that planning something this ridiculous on a public message board could have gone awry! Weird!

Of course, some were pretty sure that it definitely still worked, because even if they got found out, they totally pointed out… something.

The thing with these message boards — which I maintain are a thousand times more toxic than any alt-right spokesperson could ever dream of being — is that those who use them become so deeply enmeshed in their own views that they actually do legitimately believe they are making sense, and that this is a thing they can “trick” the left into being on board with. They are essentially brainwashed.

Part of their agenda as of late has been to try to drive a wedge between white women and people of color. Not because they particularly like women — they don’t, and many appear to be very upset about the 19th Amendment — but because feel that this is the easiest way to split the Left, and because they have recently decided that in order to achieve their aims, they need white women to join them, for breeding purposes only.

On the bright side, they make themselves remarkably easy to track. Not only can we see what they are plotting on 4chan, but we can look through Twitter and see what accounts posted these memes, and keep track of them that way as well. Whoops!

Over on another thread, several /pol/ denizens were also whining about how they have been infiltrated by outsiders and “normies” posting threads and “making it difficult for /pol/ users who could potentially benefit from knowing certain information, and potentially coherently gather and discuss certain things, from doing so.”

Which I think means they definitely want us to go over there and start posting constantly about flower arranging, right?

[We Hunted The Mammoth]

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  • armed_bears

    The First Amendment gives everyone the right to speak freely. But, you know, it’s not an obligation to do so.

    • chazmanr

      It gives the right, but doesn’t ensure that there will be no consequences; just no government-imposed consequences.

      • DrBigHead

        That distinction is lost on so many people.

  • Jim QuinnX

    I got nothin’

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Saul Alinsky would be proud…if they weren’t such a bunch of fuck-ups. And if he weren’t dead. And if Saul Alinsky were anything like they claim he was.

  • TJ Barke

    The original nazis must be so embarrassed.

    • janecita

      Rolling in their graves for sure.

      • TJ Barke

        Shaking their heads in disgust, down in hell.

        • janecita

          Do you watch Preacher?

          • TJ Barke

            No.

          • janecita

            In the show Hitler is in hell, and he regrets all the terrible things that he did. It’s kind of stupid.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Not to mention, they kind of imply that a bad ex-girlfriend was to blame…’cause it has to be a chick’s fault, right?

            They kind of did the same thing with Arseface…in the comics he attempts suicide for a dumb teenage boy reason (emulating Kurt Cobain) on the show it’s because a girl he has a crush on puts him in an impossible situation.

          • janecita

            Yeah, that pissed me off. Blame the girl, like always.

    • Ezio

      Let’s be honest. It’s not like they’d be above this.

      • janecita

        They would have been more organized, and effective at it. I’m glad that they are gone.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    And didn’t the guy who killed Heather Heyer have domestic violence history, against his mom? Or am I misremembering? SO, the fucks with actual domestic violence in their backgrounds are using it as shade on the other side?

    • JMP

      His disabled mom, in fact; and it turns out most terrorists have a history of domestic violence, regardless of ideology.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Remember: ALWAYS. PROJECTION. WITH. THESE. ASSHOLES.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Well, obviously if one is against fascism (that’s about as defined as the Antifa platform gets) then one must also be a woman batterer. Because of the fascist tyranny (tranny?) of femanazis. See, makes perfect sense. If you are an idiot, that is.

  • bookish

    https://www.propublica.org/article/failure-to-set-cost-of-carbon-hampers-trumps-effort-to-expand-use-of-fossil

    President Donald Trump’s efforts to boost fossil fuel extraction face a courtroom hurdle of his own making.

    His March 28 executive order “promoting energy independence and economic growth” rescinded the Obama administration’s calculation of the “social cost of carbon” — a metric that had been central to the process of crafting and justifying government rules addressing human-driven climate change.

    All government regulations are subject to cost/benefit analysis. The “social cost of carbon” was developed in large part to compare long-term costs from coastal flooding and other impacts of emissions of climate-warming carbon dioxide with upfront costs to the economy from curbing the burning of fossil fuels, the main source of such emissions.

  • JMP

    Isn’t this the same shit that the GamerGate terrorist group tried with that stupid “NotYourShielf” fiasco? Everything the alt-right idiots do seems to be a continuation of the same failed tactics of that idiotic hate group; of course there’s a huge overlap with them.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    I’m still not quite getting why AntiFa is such a perjurative label. Doesn’t that describe the Lincoln Brigade during the Spanish Civil War? The entire Allied Forces during WWII? The Free French? The Jewish Resistance in the Warsaw Ghetto?

    • Nockular cavity

      Well, you know how the US Govt. labelled the Abe Lincoln Brigade members when they came back, don’t you? “Prematurely Anti-Fascist.” And refused to listen to them when they told about German military tactics, weapons, etc.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        And the Stalinists hated them and tried to do away with them every opportunity they got.

        • Nockular cavity

          Yup. Spain was getting help from the Soviets (and no one else) at the absolute worst possible time to get help from the Soviets. Every time a Soviet General started to get good at fighting the fascists, he’d be called back to Moscow and shot, or sent off to the Gulag.

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            Stalin didn’t like anyone that might possibly outshine him. Kind of like our dimestore Mussolini.

        • SecludedCompound

          This is precisely the reason your anarcho-synidcalist antifascists hate Stalinist types almost as much as Nazis.

    • JMP

      I just wonder why people in it go with the “anftifa” abbreviation – “Anti-fascist” makes it clear what people stand for, plus being cutting down everything to shortened fake words is just stupid.

      • janecita

        I agree, I find that term kind of ridiculous.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        We live in a world of short attention spans. Now The Lincoln Brigade was catchy. So was The Lafayette Escadrille during WWI. Something like that. Heroic.

        • SisterArtemis

          Oh, you mean the “Linc-Brig” and the “Lafay-Esca?”

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            You lost me after Linc.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        They think it sounds scarier? Like some leftist terror cell probably.

        • JMP

          That makes sense for the fascists; but I think it’s stupid for the actual anti-fascist protesters to use that stupid non-word label.

          I blame Californians; people here seem unwilling to say words over two syllables, so you get people making themselves sound stupid by doing things like referring to the state as “cally” and the Silicon Valley trying to replace “application” and “program” with the stupid “app”.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Apple was particularly verbose in the 68k/PPC era. Or just redundant. Applications or programs on Pre-OSX systems actually were called “application programs.”

      • Latverian Diplomat

        I’m not sure of the origin? Did it start on the right and then lefties tried to co-opt it a la “gay” and “queer”?

        • JMP

          No idea where it first came from.

          • Cliff Hendroval

            It’s from the German anti-fascist movement. They’ve been using the term antifa for decades.

      • SecludedCompound

        Generally it’s people who have been in it a long time. I grew up in AFA during my punk years and it’s not/wasnt new to anyone that was around then. It wasn’t a media sensation or a cudgel for Nazi-adjacent assclowns then, and I’m not inclined to abandon it to them.

    • Rags

      If you are against the Antifa, then you are a fa.

      • puredog

        DOREMISOLLATIDO LIBELZ!

  • Mavenmaven

    doesn’t matter how obvious and stupid these memes are, all your racist friends will recirculate them on FB anyway. Just like the fake antifa flyer full of obviously stupid antisemitic terminology.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      My racist friend from elementary school posted some dumb shit about a pig farmer who was responding to harassment by Muslims by holding a BBQ during Eid. It was so easy to disprove with a quick search, and I chewed her out for it online. But I do see a lot of Facebook friends leaping to believe clickbait, sensationalist headlines from Politico (or, like, OccupyDemocrats) without actually reading the full article (which doesn’t usually back up what the headline says).

      • unionthuggery

        It’s obvious when people share an article without reading it. Click-bait headlines piss me off. That and websites that do lists and put each entry on its own page.

  • Y’know, I used to enjoy posting on 4chan, before people started forgetting that the whole thing was supposed to be a goddamn joke and you weren’t supposed to take it seriously. Fucking basement dwelling neckbeards thinking they actually matter now, disgusting.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Wasn’t it the original home of Lolcats?

    • redarmyzombie

      This is why we can’t have nice things.

  • Which I think means they definitely want us to go over there and start posting constantly about flower arranging, right?

    I’ve never tried writing graphic homoerotic fiction before, but I’ll be willing to give it a try.

    • proudgrampa

      “It was a dark and stormy night…”

      • “Or it was a dark knight named Stormy with sinewy biceps and a very accommodating codpiece…”

        • proudgrampa

          Nice!

          “As she reclined, naked, on the chaise longue, Constance’s breasts looked like two mounds of creamy coleslaw served up on a fine porcelain plate—but the good kind of coleslaw, not the violent, neon-green stuff you get at KFC.— Lisa Liscoumb, Oshawa, Ontario”

          — Dishonorable Mention Runner Up at 2016 Bulwer-Lytton

    • Study the best- Dr Chuck Tingle. ‘Space Raptor Butt Invasion’ is a classic!

      • gedjcj

        I was unaware of Tingle until last year’s Hugo Awards. His response has made him a personal hero.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Ooh! Write about man-on-unicorn butt stuff!

    • SecludedCompound

      I’m really kind of wondering why nobody’s shitpost-stormed 4chan. I mean, obviously, nobody wants to touch the doorknob to their club, but still…

  • La forza del resistino

    With a few drinks on board, my Auntie Fa used to take pleasure in kneeing creepy guys in the nutz.

    • OutOfOrbit

      my auntie fa wears a short skirt and bends over alot

    • Three Finger Salute

      What about Aunties Doe, Ray, Mee, So, La, and Tee?

  • NotReallyHere

    I keep reading about these right-wing idiots that make up stupid crap and try to pin it on the left-wing. They think it will work because are living in a wingnut bubble and it somehow all this derp makes sense to them.

    Now, I will admit I have bubble-ified myself a bit since the election, or maybe slightly before, because I was sick of MSM’s “both sides,” and “give Trump a chance crap,” and have ensconced myself in the warm glow of Wonkette.

    However, I do venture outside my bubble now and then, and I have never seen anything about left-wing types making up shit, and trying to pin it on the right. So, I wonder, is that happening too? What would that even look like?

    “Alt-right holds book-burning party.” With a picture of some big bonfire that has nothing to do with burning books. Or something?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      I’m not sure all of them are that stupid. I think some are, and some don’t really think it will work but just think it’s funny because their whole sense of humor revolves around hippie punching.

      • NotReallyHere

        They think this stuff is funny? I guess they probably do. I’ve never understood right-wing humor.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Oxymorons often elude understanding.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Maybe because these guys are morons high on oxy.

          • unionthuggery

            Most likely scenario.

    • Rags

      Yeah – notice how within minutes of this thing hitting the fan, one of the chan crew dug out the false flag and let it fly.

    • A Groucho Marxist

      I mean, with the evil shit the right wing gets up to, making stuff up about them would be a waste of time.

      • SecludedCompound

        yeah, they basically accuse everyone of “false flagging” everything because they fucking love doing it. It’s something that one needs a very paranoid mindset to get into.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I’ve seen some hysterical stuff posted on some of the more lefty sites that is usually easily proved false. It’s often like “With a Single Stroke of the Pen, Trump Nullifies Constitution – We Will All Die in Camps.” But the left doesn’t tend to steal photos as often from the internet based on a quick Google search.

      • NotReallyHere

        Yes, I know of the hysterical stuff of which you speak, and I’ve started to avoid DailyKos because they have too much of that. I haven’t seen anything that seems totally invented, though. I’m tempted to conclude that the left is smarter, but that’s probably not quite true.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          DailyKos, yes, that’s another one. I don’t often read the articles anymore, so if they are making things up, I wouldn’t know about it. But probably not – mostly because you do have enough lefties who HATE being lied to.

        • AnnieGetYerFun
          • NotReallyHere

            Thanks… I guess? Well, at least now I know to avoid Alternative News Network. I hadn’t heard of them before.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            Far too many of my friends post their shit on the Bookface. My father-in-law (Muslim) liked this one and I wrote him a snarky note about it.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            They’re probably anti-vaxxers, too, although I haven’t investigated.

    • Beautiful Soup

      Remember the idiot who carved a backwards “B” on her face to blame it on supporters of B. Obama? If we tried that nonsense, we would have the sense to carve a “T” not a “D” – horizontal symmetry, for chrissakes!

    • gedjcj

      It does happen.
      I have a few LWNJ friends. I once did a little napkin arithmetic to show one that if all the stories they were citing were true Bristol Palin had been popping out a kid every 5 months for a while there.

      • NotReallyHere

        That’s true. I have seen that one. The one about Trump, I mean. I am totally repelled by Bristol, and I would still be repelled even if she really did have a magic uterus that can pop out a kid in half the time.

  • Ezio
    • OutOfOrbit

      HORRORS!

    • Thiazin Red

      10/10 would support this antifa group if it was real.

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    • Manders

      awesome username is awesome.

  • redarmyzombie

    Why…are these people…so fucking *stupid*?

    • Thiazin Red

      They’re like Trump in that way. They’re shocked that someone can access something that has a public record.

    • arglebargle

      Their God made them that way.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      It’s better this way, though.

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    You know, it’s almost like these folks aren’t all that bright.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Oh, for fuck’s sake.

  • yyyaz

    And here is one of their heroes telling us to prepare for civil war:

  • Thiazin Red

    In a war between 4Chan and reddit, I support team Nobody. Or team mutually assured destruction.

    • Raan

      Team Giant Asteroid?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Team Giant Hemorrhoid.

        If you can imagine a dinosaur-killer hemorrhoid, that’s good. If you can’t, don’t try.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Team Kaczynski. The Internet has turned into a WMD. Burn that motherfucker.

  • Blackest Noobs

    wait. wait antifa isn’t a new pretzel @ Auntie Anne’s Pretzel?!?

    what.the.fuck.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Also too, and I can’t believe I haven’t made this one until now:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b23c37a84498a007de0239c955cb5d92d05b36124bb7a19547212a513f39cf4a.jpg

  • Anna Rompage

    And in other news today

    ‘A Court Strikes Down Texas’s Voter ID Law For the Fifth Time’

    • proudgrampa

      Oh, the Texislature will attempt again, I’m sure.

      They reinforce that old definition of “insanity,” ya know…

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        “There’s just gotta be a way to make sure only the white, errr I mean the right errr I mean that there’s no voter fraud!”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Comrades, please leave the disinformation campaigns to the professionals.”
    — Vladimir Putin

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    These guys couldn’t plan a bowel movement without screwing it up somewhere.

    • BadKitty904

      OW! My eye!!1!

  • elviouslyqueer

    CHRIST, what a bunch of assholes.

    • SecludedCompound

      They’ve been so brainwashed by an echo-chamber of assholishness, that they call everything else “virtue signalling’ now.

  • BadKitty904

    …those who use them become so deeply enmeshed in their own views that they actually do legitimately believe they are making sense

    That’s also known as “being crazy”.

  • Michael Smith

    Hmm.. persons and color and white women? I mean, I guess I can see some potential there to exploit some tension. You could create a fake profile where you are a black woman, and then go onto any article about a feminist issue and insist that white women can’t be real feminists. But I don’t think it would be that effective. Like those images above, the absurdity would be transparent, and liberals aren’t as hive minded as conservatives (Which is something they always overlook), so I’d probably have people telling me where to go pretty quickly.

    If I really wanted to fracture the left, I’d poke at the Bernie-Hillary dichotomy. Try to start a fight between the two by pretending to be a Berniecrat and saying that Hillary voters have no principles and just do whatever the party says. Or pretend to be a Hillary supporter and say that Berniecrats are misogynistic and self-righteous. This is, of course, something they already do and its occasionally effective.

    I’m not sure how to play this game with them, though. I mean you could play the “Trump isn’t conservative enough” card, but I don’t want to rile up the kind of people who would agree with that.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      You mean at least one article a day on Daily Kos? Come to think of it we’re pretty good at creating havoc amongst ourselves.

    • JMP

      Hell, poking the Bernie-Hillary dichotomy already worked well for Putin and Assange, and spreading conspiracy theories about the DNC “rigging” the primary put their puppet in the White House.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Right, in order to make the POC versus white women false-flag thing convincing, they’d have to bring a very sophisticated argument about race and gender inter-sectionality to a feminist forum. But somehow I wouldn’t count on any alt-right 4chan goober being smart enough to even imitate that kind of higher-order thingking.

      • I just cant see them being able to resist posting something like women are bitches

    • They already to the bernie hillary thing

    • Three Finger Salute

      The liberals are fragmented enough as it is. We don’t even need fakers; we have plenty of authentic ones. There’s the “disability pride” movement (which I consider a bunch of disease-mongering kooks) who have sided with GOP anti-choicers to draft bills that specifically disallow abortion in cases of Down syndrome and other prenatally-diagnosed defects. Thus putting a wedge into the feminist pro-choice movement and parroting the “Margaret Sanger was a Nazi eugenicist” bullshit meme.

      There’s some bizarre fringe group as a subset of that movement, of people diagnosed with bodily identity integrity disorder (basically, a self-amputation fetish) who’ve pissed off trans people by declaring themselves “trans-abled” because they really, really want to cut off healthy limbs and don’t see it as a “disorder” but a “body modification” no different from tattoos, piercings, cosmetic procedures… or gender reassignment surgery. The New York Compost latched onto this (and apparently there’s a cable TV documentary — Vice Media maybe?); it went viral, of course, and inevitably it only led to more hatred and discrediting of legitimate trans people from trolls: “you sick freak, you want to lob off a healthy dick just like these whack jobs!”

      There are black (mostly of various Protestant denominations) and Hispanic (mostly Catholic) Christians who aren’t too happy with the advance of LGBT rights. There certainly are Muslims who aren’t too fond of it either. Pulse unfortunately led at least some LGBT people to believe that Trump was going to “protect them,” and ended up voting for him instead of Hillary.

      The ‘channers have no life. Their “campaigns” are redundant. There’s enough splintering and infighting among the various bickering “identity” tribes as it is, that it actually doesn’t even make sense to add any more.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “Which I think means they definitely want us to go over there and start posting constantly about flower arranging, right?”

    https://youtu.be/F44ZFA0GoaE

  • A Groucho Marxist

    If attempt at making a group look bad fails, blame failure on that group infiltrating your group. Right. They might want to think about giving away their interdimensional chessboards to someone that can actually use them.

  • OutOfOrbit

    i don’t always shave my neck but when i do, i’m not a neckbeard (for awhile)

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Once again, clearly Soros/Obama/Clinton/Alinksy impersonating 4chan users impersonating Antifa. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

  • It occurs to me quite often that this country would probably be better off if we replaced the fluoride in the water with lithium.

    • OutOfOrbit

      but think of the poor batteries!

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Notice how they got the most “Africanized” picture of Obama

      • A Groucho Marxist

        He’s so dark in that pic it might as well be a Time Magazine cover.

        • Ellie

          A Groucho Marxist, you made me think of my favorite Groucho Marxism: “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

    • janecita
    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I believe that the moon is also made of cheese.

    • Grokenstein

      It’s hilarious, but only because it’s just a lazy-ass reversal of the meme liberals already made of Obama obscuring Cheeto.

      These jackasses are so utterly subnormal they can’t even create original material.

    • MizzMazz

      And the moon is pretty small in comparison.

    • Tokays_don’t_blink

      Pretty rich coming from the poser coasting along on the eclipsee’s economy…

  • jesterpunk

    They tried that shit during the election to try and make liberals look bad. It didnt work then either. Especially since they used pics from Ash v the Evil Dead.

    http://ew.com/article/2016/06/08/bruce-campbell-donald-trump/

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    is that those who use them become so deeply enmeshed in their own views that they actually do legitimately believe they are making sense,

    This is what we do to those who wear pants here:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/748a383c136a7995a9267a6fc1b6e5fe0e4a3d0bd76e2ab26027ab258fd9a1b3.jpg

    • jesterpunk

      Make them watch Sharknado in space?

  • For a bunch of scrotes who spend all of their time online, they sure do ‘internet’ poorly.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Is I a scrotes?

      • Does U feel liek a scrote?

        • Beanz&Berryz

          I has a itchy scrote, sometimes. But hardly anyone sees me scratch it.

          • Gold Bond: powdered morale

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            I’m an oldz. I scratch my scrote in public even if it don’t need scratching.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            It’s legal in Oregon so long as you don’t like it too much… The scratchin’, that is. You’s free to like your scrote as much as you like.

  • Scooby

    They should have said Antifa was coming to break all the shop windows. That I would have believed.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Sort of a night of crystals, as it were?

  • Two words – private message board. But again that would take someone with some skill in computerz to set up, and if you had people register they might be able to track your emailz or something.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I was thinking, like, maybe just exchange email addresses? It’s not fool-proof, but worth a shot.

  • janecita
  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
    • janecita

      There were a lot of good people there.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Fine people, even.

        • janecita

          Not all of them were Nazis, some of them were just swastika aficionados.

          • YoBunnyBunny

            Who doesn’t love a good piece of geometric graphic imagery?

          • Nasty Girl Brianna

            They were just expressing their economic insecurity.

        • Permit-holder Ron

          Friendly, too. Look at them waving!

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Both sides!

        • janecita

          Definitely!

      • Nounverb911

        Charles Lindbergh?

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        “America Firsters”, in fact.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          “American Fisters” more likely. You know how those Nazis like their disciplin.

      • StarBangledSpammer

        True. They secured their permit, I’m sure.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I hate those guys…

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Look at those fucking dick nuggets.

      • Cubanz

        dickless nuggets

    • amrak63

      Illinois Nazis most of all.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTT1qUswYL0

      • Tokays_don’t_blink

        One of the greatest moments in film. And what makes it even funnier is that the Illinois Nazis were a total sausage party. Some things never change, eh?

    • CeeQ

      Peaceful people! Many of them were fine & good people! Not all were Nazis!

    • Jany

      “Disturbing Pictures From The History Of America’s Nazis
      Since the 1930s, American Nazi parties have sought to advance their agenda of hate, bigotry, and ignorance”:
      https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/american-hate?utm_term=.ikLWAJlWW#.jabbe92bb

  • YoBunnyBunny

    I thought these losers promised to do everything in private from now on???

    No take-backsies, you little shits!!!

    • Three Finger Salute

      “In private” = “away from ‘meatspace’.”

      Public = AFK

  • OneYieldRegular

    “Wherever there is great discontent, these people are, sooner or later, to be found. Their presence is not as frightening as the discontent which creates their opportunity.” – James Baldwin in Notes of a Native Son, 1955, writing about the handful of “professional revolutionists acting out of the most cynical motives” who joined protests in New York over the assassination of Patrice Lumumba – and about the phobic white reaction to their presence

  • BadKitty904

    Clearly, these boys* need to spend more time looking at kitty pix…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/90723825dcb8d8440910c9e1ee0fe3ae01aa7cd3e5e7a4227a5c7b57adf49733.gif

    *None of the girls I know would be stupid enough to try and pull this kind of shit.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Oh Maru! What would I do without you?

      • Thiazin Red

        I ask my cat at least once a day why can’t you be more like Maru?

        I bet Maru doesn’t break every single god damned wine glass in the entire apartment.

        • BadKitty904

          But I bet he’d do it adorably if he did.

        • Perkniticky

          Damn – I really need a cat to blame my wine glass breakage on.

        • David Hollenshead

          Because your cat is a cat, so he or she has to break things, for the fun of annoying you.

        • handyhippie65

          torturing humanz is kitteh jerb. y u no like kitteh jerb?

      • BadKitty904

        If you’re like me, you’d prolly get considerably more done.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      The pics you post quite often make my day. Thanks!

      • BadKitty904

        *purrs*

    • handyhippie65

      you have to wonder why that cat is surprised.

      • BadKitty904

        Even cats don’t like being goosed.

        • handyhippie65

          i just figured it was a daily occurrence. you hide in the scratching post, you gets chewed upon.

          • BadKitty904

            Hey, if you want logic, try Aristotle…

          • Permit-holder Ron

            Aristotle: ‘They who have drunk beer — fall on their back — for they who get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body — it is only those who get drunk on beer who fall on their backs and lie with their faces upwards.’
            I prefer Plato: ‘He was a wise man who invented beer.’

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Jesus, these people are so fucking stupid that they can’t even organize a PROPER false flag operation.

    Sad.

  • whitroth

    Now *that*, I resent. No one has ever accused me of being “normal”….

    (Been saying for over 20 years that I need to copy the button I saw at a con, “Weird and proud”.)

    • MizzMazz

      Yeah, that whole ‘normie’ thing has me confused. If being against racism, classiism, sexism, and being for living wages and decent healthcare for all makes me normal, well, I just don’t see it. I’ve been called weird and freak for the last 40 years, and I own it now. Trying to understand this shit is headache inducing.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        If the enemy is the the normies, then are the abnormies? And if they are the abnormies, why don’t they seem to have any abs?

        • MizzMazz

          I have abs. I love my abs so much I protect them with a nice layer of fat ;)

        • whitroth

          For that matter, what do they have against Abby?

          • David Hollenshead

            Do you mean, Abby Normal ???

          • whitroth

            The one and only….

      • SecludedCompound

        Remember, almost literally none of the people on 4chan, other than Nazi recruiters and Russian bot farmers, were born earlier than about 1995. They literally think the status quo of the world is Obama-era nicety-nice liberalism. It started off with the being transgressive against that, and then they started believing their own memes. Well, and Russian ones too.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I see this a lot nowadays and I figure it must be a pretty lucky and small subset of society in outlier communities like Portlandia and… um, Canadians. (Or just “the Internet.”) I wish I was normal. If “normal” means boring, dull, nondescript, mediocre, adequate, blasé, and therefore not a human thesaurus, then so be it. I don’t want to stick out like a sore thumb. I’ve always been a target for one reason or another, which is how I basically ended up becoming a recluse. (And damn if I’m not at least enough of a partial weeaboo to know that the Japanese word is hikikomori.)

      I used to sit on the cafeteria floor to eat lunch because nobody made room for me at the tables. The only group of outcasts who ever kind of took me under their wing were the Juggalos/Juggalettes, but even they didn’t end up becoming my friends because, well, they were never in school often enough to hang out with (and were usually being arrested for one thing or another). But they did find it a real hoot when I VHS-taped an interview on Billo with ICP.

      The principal was a former cheerleader married to the district superintendent who was a football coach. Any chance they could get to look the other way when their “tribes” picked on the geeks, they would. So much so that the front office actually stopped publishing the honor roll because it unintentionally served as doxing of an “enemies list.”

      I used to wear glasses until we couldn’t afford to replace any more pairs, because I’d get “bumped into” in the hallway and they’d get stepped on “by accident.” I ended up getting my equivalency and ultimately my BA from state U after a two-year stint at community college. All on the Internet. I didn’t even bother going to graduation, because it wasn’t something I was proud of in the first place. It was just a reinforcement of how bookish I’d always been.

      I don’t want to be weird. Or a “geek.” Apparently stupid is back in popularity, like a bad leisure suit that gets repurposed as “retro chic.” Almost a fifth of the population voted in favor of it. Kim Kardashian is the wealthiest woman in the world, while university professors are on welfare. Nerd isn’t the word anymore; it makes for fresh accusations of cosmopolitan-biased global elitism. (Or maybe not, because that has too many syllables.) The nerds only had a temporary “revenge.” Fox and the jocks with their heads full of rocks won. The science geeks designed the bomb, but then they got disposed of so the jocks could muscle up and set shit on fire. The nerds invented the Internet and Trump took control of it. Need I say more?

      I’m not proud of being a geek. Maybe some are. I wish I was a ditz. Because when first they came for the intellectuals, there was nobody to speak out for me.

      • Regret

        Shit, son. It sounds like your school experience was even worse than mine.
        I just don’t understand why society institutionalized abuse and calls it educational. There are only 3 lessons learned in school:
        – How to be abused
        – How to abuse others
        – How to accept that abuse is normal

        I say burn it all down.

  • Three Finger Salute

    Why do they need to make up kapos? There’s plenty of them in the GOP as it is!

  • Gees guys. Wanna find a nice lady? Try not being assholes. Wanna not get called nazi? Stop being nazis. How hard is that?

    • amrak63

      For them? More difficult than learning calculus in Chinese.

    • whitroth

      From Trumpolini on down, they can’t seem to wrap their minds around the aphorism that the first step in getting out of the hole you dug and are standing is to STOP DIGGING.

      And at the rate they’re going, the Chinese are going to tell them to go back into the hole….

    • SeeTrain65

      But that requires minimal effort!

  • Crystalclear12

    They don’t seem to understand the problem is that they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

    • David Hollenshead

      It seems that most of the ideas white supremacists come up with are bad ideas.
      Well, except for Hitler & his henchmen choosing to commit suicide, but of course they did that years too late……

    • SeeTrain65

      IN THEIR MINDS: 11-Dimensional Chess.

      IN REALITY: Hungry Hungry Hippos with no marbles and three Hippos broken off.

  • whitroth

    No, just spanking. And after the spanking, for using the Grail Beacon, Sir Galahad….

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Of all the footage I’ve seen from Charlottesville, there was only one man who struck a woman. He was a Nazi.

    • sillybill

      The one I saw, he didn’t even really connect – she ducked, punched back and chased him when he ran away!

      • Permit-holder Ron

        DEFINITELY a Nazi, then.

    • SecludedCompound

      Never forget, one of the original, unifying moments for the Alt-Right as a street thing was when Nathan Damigo, Nazi leader and felon, punched a Berkeley girl in the face.

      They loved it and crowed about it as their ultimate victory for about a month and a half.

  • memzilla Ω
    • He looks good in stripes. Is he French? 😂

    • David Hollenshead

      Good !!!
      Hopefully he will be verbally re-educated by a Black cell mate…..

    • The Librarian

      That’s a dartboard face, for sure.

    • aureolaborealis

      Even less intimidating a few years ago:

      https://youtu.be/-vQ5h8iWa0Q?t=1m10s

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    I have no doubt that there are horrible and abusive men on the left…at least a few. However, only Nazis and white supremacists actually abuse women as a matter of policy.

    • David Hollenshead

      Yup, as there are very few female Nazis, so they often seduce underage women with drugs to have a gang bang. One of the reasons for Nazis choosing to defect is this disgusting abuse of teenagers….

  • Wait a minute.

    People who believe whatever crazy shit the GOP cooks up that particular day are NONCONFORMISTS???
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/587ae436cd0d9d70c4d99db894ab49763c6877acaef810243b395bc83ca9f20b.png

    Living in my Mom’s basement doesn’t conform to how our society views winners, man

    • For a bunch of nonconformists, they sure do post identical images.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      They don’t conform to proper use of the English language, I’ll give them that.
      I had to read that last sentence a few times, because I believe the way it’s written what they’re actually saying is that hipster/snowflake = nonconformist.
      Good googly boogly the dumb hurts my brain. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/17cfd76c9c264095efab3c67b37de85ef4f8ee42a3d32f74da34162cbf53535e.gif

    • SecludedCompound

      Yeah, this is their whole thing, that they’re the “new counterculture” or the “new punk rock” for believing…exactly what everyone’s racist fuckstick uncle does, but with more antisemitism and swastikas.

      They’re very sad, lonely dweebs.

  • Ricky Gay

    Jerkers of the world unite!

  • Checked out the BBC twitter feed… the Pepe Posse is whining: “The BBC doesn’t understand memes!” What the fuck is there to understand about these lies?

    • whitroth

      What, that some memes fall as flat as a wet dishrag, and everyone treats them like the person who stepped in dogshit without realizing it?

  • The Librarian

    Oh, those bright minds at 4chan! If you’re posting on a public forum, even anonymously, do you believe that no one else can see it?! You could try pig-Latin, that’ll fool us!*

    *No, it actually won’t, but it’ll but tough on those no-brains and we’ll have fun laughing.
    **No pig libelz intended.

  • David Hollenshead

    How abuse on 4chan & 8chan works:
    If someone really hates you, they create a burner email account, and post some BS about you while including your real email address & any other personal information they can find. Then vile creatures attack both the burner email account & you……

    • SeeTrain65

      Must be how I lost my Twitter account.

  • James Baskin

    You poor nazis. Ima sorry. Really Ima.

  • mancityRed6

    it’s funny that they couldn’t or wouldn’t use a picture of a guy.
    no one thought it would be suspicious at all that the pictures are all of women?

    • gedjcj

      It’s always projection with these types.

    • laineypc

      Quelle surprise! Misogynists seem to enjoy creating images of beaten up women.

      • Cat Cafe for the Resignation

        It’s weird, isn’t it, how somewhere in their creepy psyches they actually understand “misogyny bad,” so they eagerly project it on to their perceived enemies, yet they are still virulent misogynists (which is why it’s all they have to project).

        • Unsaintific

          👌👏👏👏

        • laineypc

          Exactly. Thank you

    • tim

      Their wives and sisters? Maybe even mommies?

  • handyhippie65

    hoo doggy. and they think they are superior? to a nematode, mebbe.

  • Bitter Scribe

    These guys are unbelievable. They want the attention and martyrdom of getting themselves punched without, you know, actually going out and getting themselves punched. So they hide behind stock photos of women with black eyes.

    Maybe next they could make a meme about a woman getting hit deliberately by a car.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      According to a Scott Baio, it’s all an elaborate plot perpetrated by the Sandy Hook Theatre Company.

  • clairence

    You know how the FBI seems to be often setting people up to do fake terrorism, in the name of fighting terrorism? I wouldn’t be surprised if some of this crap was along the same lines. Idiots will follow anything it seems.

  • TootsStansbury

    They’re working hard at deepening the public enemy persona, or I suppose unpersona, of anyone who isn’t a fucking fascist shitbird. Too bad they’re ‘Hogan’s Heroes’ Nazis.

    They must not be allowed to grab their narrative, however. Stay alert to their bullshit. They’re fascists, they stop at nothing.

    • Cat Cafe for the Resignation

      Worse, they’re operating on lizard-brain only, so they’re really dangerous. Luckily, they’re ineffective, swampy, losers and failures, so there’s that to cling to.

  • gratuitous

    These are the same “minds” behind the PUMA movement in 2008. “Hey, you libtards are all upset because Hillary didn’t get the Democratic nomination? Look at the Republican ticket – they got a chick on it! That’s what you care about, right? So party unity, my ass! Vote for the Sarah Palin ticket because chicks, man.”

    Then they all high-fived each other (and not in a gay way, either, so stop saying that) and retired to a well-deserved snack of Chee-tohs and Red Bull.

  • Relativicus

    Yes, every stupid thing one of you yo-yos fails at is really a false flag.

    Where these putzes cheat themselves is in the fact they don’t really have much in the way of successes, so in this ideological version of socializing losses and privatizing profits, they’re only enjoying half the equation. Plus, they’re basically saying they don’t actually do anything.

  • jackie jones

    Dude posts on internet board about how there is no secrecy anymore. LOL!

    • theCryptofishist

      Next time he should take his spray paint and hit the side of a freight car.

    • phoenix00

      Dude posts on /PUBLIC/ internet board about there is no secrecy!

  • clubseal

    “There were also several with pictures of
    abused children with text suggesting they be murdered because they might
    be the next Hitler.”
    Voltaire LIBELS, sort of.

    • theCryptofishist

      Jeb Bush, also, too?

      • Please clap?

        • theCryptofishist

          Okay, since you insist.

  • NotALiar

    God it must be kind of nice to be so fucking dumb and brainwashed that when people on your political side do something stupid and harmful you can just blame the other side for infiltrating and tricking your dumb asses. Either way you are still terrible!

    • Christopher Story

      Love your avatar

  • Delu

    When people cannot own their own shit or take responsibility for their own actions or those of people related to them…

    They do this.

  • psychobroad

    Can’t read the screen shots. :-(

    • JCfromNC

      I can’t read them at all on my phone, but on my PC I can click through to the actual .jpg and then it gets blown up large enough that even my tired old eyes can make it out. So if you have a PC, try that.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I right-click ’em, open ’em in a new tab, then click ’em to embiggen.

  • Nick.Trite

    “4chan isn’t what it used to be” – Some asshole who doesn’t realize that he’s literally the reason 4chan isn’t what it used to be.

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Neither is the old gray mare. Coincidence? I think not!

  • Cat Cafe for the Resignation

    “Some day, we will all be able to communicate instantly on a magnificent network of machines, wherein we will share our knowledge and artistic and creative impulses for the betterment of all humanity”–scientists who have never met us

    • Christopher Story

      There was a book, Farenheit 451. Some great quotes regarding the rise of the internet…

      School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored. Life is immediate, the job counts, pleasure lies all about after work. Why learn anything save pressing buttons, pulling switches, fitting nuts and bolts?

      Cram them full of non-combustible data, chock them so damned full of ‘facts’ they feel stuffed, but absolutely ‘brilliant’ with information. Then they’ll feel they’re thinking, they’ll get a sense of motion without moving.

  • SeeTrain65

    SINCERE NICE TIMES WARNING: Wonkette and We Hunted The Mammoth are becoming a pretty fine mutual admiration society. Robyn links to David Futrelle, David repays the favor. Nice.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/15955be62adc63fe7a210e99679c7a55829d67adbfd6e9d3b6ebf63f43d74a72.jpg

  • jesuswasablack

    Everyone knows Nazis suck. But the more I read this site the less I like, Ass-wipe web-nazi links, man hater stuff, old fucking news. Same old shit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXPQLSJz8Sw

    • So, I guess you won’t be back, then? Okay. Bye?

    • Caelan Aegana

      Can’t decide if this is satire. Damn it, Wonkers!

  • jesuswasablack

    I don’t visit all those lonely 4-channel tiny dick racist sites cause they suck, and I’m not into that crap. Why do I have to look at them on my favorite blog? Fuck 4chan,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqSRFvmcCj0

  • Mintie

    This is why they need to bring back Logic in schools.

  • Alternative Dog

    Which I think means they definitely want us to go over there and start posting constantly about flower arranging, right?

    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/troll_slayer.png

    • Bad Tom

      XKCD always comes through.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I wonder if they would mind me to going on their chains to post recipes for Shitburgers with Russianpeeho Dresing?

    • Mike

      Nothingburgers with Dijon mustard served by a black waiter in a tan suit…!

  • Johnny Appleseed

    Imagine that? Crazy bastards suck Trump ass!

  • unionthuggery

    Are there groups of people this dumb on the left? I’d think that this would be shut down by someone in a lefty group before it was actually acted on.

    I know some of the dumb-left, the part that overlaps in the Ven diagram with the dumb-right on some issues. Like anti-vaccers. It’s just that they are usually getting shut down by their friends and in-group.

  • sincarne

    It’s astounding to me that these idiots can’t see they’re the only ones who are doing this “infiltrate and false flag” nonsense. They do it, it doesn’t work, they claim someone else *actually* did it to them. Over and over again. They had the no-shave thing, the bikini bridge thing, the menstruate all over the place thing, the end Father’s Day thing, the gamergate not your shield thing…none of them worked. Everybody knew it was them. I can’t even form a coherent thought I’M SO ANNOYED.

    Blah blah libtard false flag ad infinitum. Nope, buddy. The only stupid disinfo campaigns are run on your nasty little message boards.

    ETA: like what Robyn says, these people are so vapid, cynical, and devoid of empathy that they actually believe that most people operate like they do. They can’t imagine people have any positive or selfless motivations because they don’t, and can’t.

  • Bad Tom

    Watching video of these hate marchers, it is easy to discern A TOTAL LACK OF WOMEN. So the idea that women are getting punched for being Nazis doesn’t work.

    OTOH, women being punched BY NAZIS AS A NAZI FANTASY, well that makes all kinds of evil sense.

    Stupid Nazis are stupid.

  • Oblios_Cap

    They really help make their cause as reprehensible as possible, don’t they?

  • Richard Girlswin

    That last quote is just sad. Like, yeah, welcome to how chans work?

    Also too “Who is blabbing about our secret club and unrelated why don’t our public posts about our secret club stay on the front page longer?”

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    *When displaying potted orchids it’s ESSENTIAL that tumbled agates be foremost in drainage stone placement. I recommend a string of LEDS for maximum backlight.*

  • Zork Gábor Hun

    It is not an evil plot, you idiots, the right is just mocking you, and you are clearly just too dumb to get the point.
    Antifa would call anybody they disagree with a fascist or a NAZI without having a f@#$ing clue what those words mean. In their infinite righteousness, they also consider violence against anybody they don’t like justified. ‘Bash a fash’ and ‘punch a nazi’ was not invented by the enemies of antifa.
    The meme is just exposing the indiscriminate bigotry and violence of the antifa scum.
    ….but I do not expect you to get it…….

    • Sheena

      Chans are constantly trying to ‘create a divide’ within groups they dislike, it’s sometimes their entire routine. You can try and label it “just trolling” but for many of them, these are actual operations to undermine. They say in their own posts.

      It’s no wonder they are always see ‘false flags’ everywhere, it’s just projection.

    • arekexcelsior

      But they openly admitted to it being a strategy, Zork. So which is it? A lie or disingenuous irony? Might want to check your own movement’s dishonesty and their willingness to, say, retweet fake statistics, or lie about Trotsky inventing the word racism.

      Don’t worry, though; when we mock y’all snowflakes and say you live in trailers, you show off that you’re thin-skinned by saying that it’s anti-white sentiment. So you’re a hypocrite over and over again.

      And sure, some antifa will go too far in calling some people who aren’t Nazis Nazis… just like a lot of 4channers will say that people who despise Communism are Communists. Funny how you only seem to care about one kind of hyperbole. It’s almost like you’re not honest!

      • Who are ‘they’ and who am I?
        You cannot define the first and have no clue about the second.
        I have no sympathy for either side of these disgusting conflicts, but talking about honesty, the side that hides its face, the one that clearly do not have the courage to take responsibility for their action should, maybe, refrain from talking about it.
        For the longest time, the Ku Klux Klan was the military arm of the democratic party of the USA. It is now being replaced by antifa.
        The resemblance is striking. Only the color of the uniform was changed to the color of the actual fascists of history.
        ….but what do I know? I am full of phobias:
        http://zorkhun.com/wp/2017/04/22/lunacy-in-moderation/

      • Jany

        “Charlottesville was right out of the Nazi playbook. In the 1920s, the Nazi Party was just one political party among many in a democratic system, running for seats in Germany’s Parliament. For most of that time, it was a small, marginal group. In 1933, riding a wave of popular support, it seized power and set up a dictatorship. The rest is well-known.

        It was in 1927, while still on the political fringes, that the Nazi Party scheduled a rally in a decidedly hostile location – the Berlin district of Wedding. Wedding was so left-of-center that the neighborhood had the nickname “Red Wedding,” red being the color of the Communist Party. The Nazis often held rallies right where their enemies lived, to provoke them…..

        Here’s why:
        https://theconversation.com/how-should-we-protest-neo-nazis-lessons-from-german-history-82645

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