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Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Louise Linton got married 59 days ago. Look, a picture of their glamorous wedding! The happy couple is flanked by Donald and Melon Trump, and Mike and Mother Pence.

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As Vanity Fair notes, it was a very fancy schmancy affair. Mnuchin, after all, is a Goldman Sachs/Hollywood creature from the very swamp Trump promised to drain, which means he’s gotta lotta dolla dolla bills, y’all.

Fast forward to this week, and we see that Linton has settled comfortably into her role as a total fucking asshole married to a total fucking asshole who works for Donald Trump.

Linton posted an Instagram pic of herself hopping off a US American government plane, and made sure to #hashtag all the brands she was wearing because otherwise we would have assumed she got it all at Kohl’s:

Unsurprisingly, a woman on the internet saw this and was like “I see you, Marie Antoinette,” so she replied, “Glad we could pay for your little getaway. #deplorable.” This did not sit well with the Duchess of Mnuchin! Here is your screenshot, since Linton has now made her InstaFace private:

cute! EMOJI Aw!!! Did you think this was a personal trip?! Adorable! Do you think the US govt paid for our honeymoon or personal travel?! Lololol. Have you given more to the economy than me and my husband? Either as an individual earner in taxes OR in self sacrifice to your country? I’m pretty sure we paid more taxes toward our day “trip” than you did. Pretty sure the amount we sacrifice per year is a lot more than you’d be willing to sacrifice if the choice was yours. EMOJI EMOJI

We must cut in and remind everyone that they got married FIFTY-NINE DAYS AGO. She must have done a metric fuckton of self-sacrificing herself for America in the LITERAL WEEKS she has been married to the fugly-ass Treasury secretary. She probably wears Old Navy on Fridays, to show everybody she’s jes’ folks. Whether she leaves the house in such pauper threads, we do not know. Maybe she just throws them on to sit at the kitchen counter in her 16,000 square foot, $12.6 million Massachusetts Avenue Heights mansion and do her weekly coupon-clipping, because she’s such a normal, in-touch American. Dialing Melania on her flip-phone, she may even be known to exclaim, “Girl there is a SALE at the Big Lots, and then it is UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS-THIRTY at the Olive Garden. You in?!?! Lolol EMOJI.”

Linton added:

You’re adorably out of touch.

She also said the poster’s peasant life looked “cute.” And the choir replied, “CHRIST, what an asshole!”

As HuffPost’s Yashar Ali points out, Linton has acted like a foolish dickhead before, even before her many weeks of devotion to Steven Mnuchin, Donald Trump, and Making America Great Again:

In 2016, Linton came under fire for her self-published memoir, In Congo’s Shadow, which detailed her time as a student in Zambia. In July of 2016, Zambians, and their advocates, criticized Linton’s portrayal of Zambia as a war-torn, poverty-stricken nation with wild animals running through the streets. Linton was also criticized for portraying herself as a white savior. Under pressure, Linton withdrew the book from sale and pledged to give any proceeds to charity.

Surprised she didn’t just send a mean girl Instagram message to Zambians asking if they even know how totally ruined her #ToryBurch sandals were after her excursion to the country. How ungrateful! She could have used the hashtag #AllCoutureMatters.

Oh well, #MissedOpportunities.

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  • Joe Beese
    • Msgr_MΩment

      The Sun needs special glasses to look at Wise Leader, the Marshal of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, First chairman of the National Defense Commission, First secretary of the Workers’ Party, Supreme commander of the Korean People’s Army, Dear Leader, Who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Wait’ll Little Babby Donnie finds out Kim can stay underwater for 12 minutes. And can defeat tigers in wrestling matches. Plus can fly without an airplane.

    • Bright Bart

      Also sun is shining constantly from dear leaders asshole in lieu of poop

  • jesterpunk

    Of course you have the one suck up replying how they want to be just like them. Its a nice touch to also claim to be a minority too.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Probably one of her few friends.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Where’s the babbies, already, chica? You’ve had since June!

      • CountryClubJihadi

        That will be done by surrogate. Rich women don’t have babies anymore.

  • DerrickWildcat

    There’s like 18 marriages in that first picture

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    What she’s wearing probably cost more than I make in a month. But yes, do go on about how we are the ones who are “out of touch”.

    • SpideySenser

      And it’s fugly. The monied types keep proving that having unlimited funds does not equate to having any class.

      • Popillius

        What I don’t get is the Hermes scarf when she’s wearing a blouse that has a sash collar already.

        • Dazza

          Scarf and bag are social signifiers – intended to demonstrate to others the wearer’s wealth.

        • “M”

          My mama would say all her taste was in her mouth.

        • SpideySenser

          And I’m not a fan of those super-pointy toed shoes, either. But that’s me. She needs to get some fah-bulously gay friends to go shopping with her.

    • Thiazin Red

      I think its a status thing. I can wear all white/off white because I won’t be doing anything as low class as walking, and don’t have clean my own clothes.

  • beatbort

    Maureen Dowd now has something to write about besides Hillary’s clothes for the next three years.

    • altleftjohn

      Heh. I suspect Maureen will live long enough to pee on Hillary’s grave out of sheer cussedness.

  • arglebargle

    May I be the first to say, “Oh the Hunanity!”.

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      I’ll follow that by inviting the Mnuchins to take a nice flight on the Hindenburg.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I really used to enjoy hunanity. But now the spiciness bothers me, so I have to content myself with Cantonese.

  • Thiazin Red

    Does anyone really expect class or tact from a stupid gold digging whore?

    • altleftjohn

      Somebody has to say it. Stupid gold digging whore libel.

      • “M”

        She’s the same one who lied her way through that book too.

        You’d think she’d learn her lesson from her mess blowing up on her already once with Feigns on Africa.

        • altleftjohn

          Morally empty people like this never learn anything. See you also Trump, Donald John.

    • It really boils down to something that simple.

  • ManchuCandidate

    It’s gonna take a lot for me to believe you.
    There’s nothing that a ghost writer or ten could ever do.
    I mock her Feigns on Africa
    Gonna take the time to goof on things she never did…

  • I’m not suggesting or advocating for a drone strike when that wedding picture was taken, I’m just saying that if one happened to have happened, it would have significantly made America much greater than anything Trump has done.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Not only was her Zambian memoir self-serving and white-savior condescending in the worst possible way, it also was filled with BIGLY MADE-UP CRAP.
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-are-calling-bullshit-on-this-memoir

    • OneYieldRegular

      This kind of thing enrages me. We have a friend who spent years doing humanitarian work in the Congo, and believe me, one doesn’t come out of that kind of commitment gloating about one’s designer rock stud heels and “hermesscarf.”

      • “M”

        I just look at them and think “Portnoy’s Complaint.”

        Particularly after 300 of Mnuchin’s Yale classmates wrote an open letter asking him to resign after Donald’s inflammatory racist ON MANY SIDES equivocating last week, and he wouldn’t do it.

  • DerrickWildcat

    The weird coincidence is that Mnuchin is listed as a producer for her latest two movies. “Rules Don’t Apply,” and “The Midnight Man.”
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2325602/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

    • jesterpunk

      Never heard of either movie, I am guessing both where made for TV movies that are not even as good as Sharknado?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Sound like Goldman Sachs documentaries.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        One never was released here in the U.S. The other made back $4 million in the theaters against a $25 million budget.
        Looking at her profile, she was in one episode each of two different CBS shows, and she was in that horrible 2016 remake of Cabin Fever that got a coveted 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • “M”

      He did so well with “Suicide Squad” and “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice”.

  • borninatrailer

    Maybe the Nooch can foreclose on a few homes and buy her a designer personality.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I’m beginning to think “attractiveness” is not a good thing to look for in wife-hunting…

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, of course it is. Just shouldn’t be the ONLY thing.

      • “M”

        Or the FIRST thing.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Indeed.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Money, go for money.

    • Catstro

      I was always slightly horrified by this tune as a kid, but relevant:
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

    • SpideySenser
    • Spurning Beer

      Mama always said, “It’s just as easy to marry a rich man as a poor man. A rich, selfish, soulless, cruel, craven, unattractive, boorish, hostile, defensive, insulting, demanding man.”

  • Oblios_Cap

    Ripping off investors while making ungodly amounts of money obviously equals personal sacrifice for that twat.

    Sort of like Trump’s sacrifices during Vietnam. I can see why Munchkin is on Trump’s Ship of Fools.

  • MynameisBlarney

    She seems…like a fucking twunt.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Trophy wife? Naaaaaah!

    I said it earlier, those condescending “blow kiss emojis” put me in a special kind of rage.

  • altleftjohn

    *cough parvenu cough*

  • Oblios_Cap

    She’s got long legs. And not too much in the looks department. Or the brains department, either.

  • SpideySenser

    Well thank the FSM (Ramen!) they found each other, the rest of us are safe at least until the divorce is official.

    • Oblios_Cap

      She’ll be okay with half his money.

      • SpideySenser

        You must mean just financially OK. Clearly she is not OK in any other kind of way.

        • Oblios_Cap

          And not self-aware enough to know it.

          • SpideySenser

            The self-awareness is non-existent. I think to them it means ‘OH, all about ME”.

      • Popillius

        Oh please – you don’t think they don’t have a prenup?

  • Michael Smith

    Guess someone struck a nerve with her, huh?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The French Solution is looking more and more like the way to go with these assholes.

  • In my campaign to ruin all that is my childhood I have a song for Mommy Pense.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueZ6tvqhk8U

  • TJ Barke

    You married a rich asshole, that doesn’t make you worth anything.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Has anybody suggested yet that Louise is a wealthy industrialist who made her money the hard way*?

    *See also Melania Knauss.

    • jesterpunk

      By taking a job no American wanted?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Try the veal…

  • SomeBigRedDog

    “Have you given more to the economy than me and my husband?”

    What a fucking philanthropist.

    • Spurning Beer

      Without Mnuchin’s robo-signing of zillions of foreclosures, the American economy would really be sagging right about now.

  • Michael Smith

    Man, Pence probably gets a lot of crap from the boys because his wife looks like a human being.

    • BearGHAZI

      “Come on, guys, she’s a superior moral vessel for my sin-seed”

    • cmd resistor

      I even like her dress.

  • MynameisBlarney

    “When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last
    river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money.”

    • Soylent Green Libelz!

    • Oblios_Cap

      And that day, Galt Gulch will be no more…

  • II Gosala

    The worst part of all this (not the worst part) is that that outfit is unbalanced, bland and unflattering.

  • Zonath

    I simply don’t understand the impulse to hashtag almost every goddamned word in a sentence. I don’t think that’s how those are intended to work.

    Also love rich people pretending they contribute more to taxes and the economy even despite them having a lower marginal tax rate than #realamericans

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      They’re hoping she gets free shit from Valentino and Hermes if they hashtag them.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        He must have her on a tight allowance… Sad.

      • teele

        Do designers want their brands associated with a mindless, soulless pig, who is probably about a 7.5 on the Trump scale? She would do better to paste 100 dollar bills over her private parts and have HO tattooed on her forehead, so she won’t have to wear out her fake nails posting online. Everyone would get the same message right away without having to wade through a #forest #of ######’s.

  • borninatrailer

    Well, you can’t spell “twat-waffle” without “awful” now can you?

    Actually, you can but you get my drift.

  • MynameisBlarney

    That woman needs to gain about 25-30 fuckin’ pounds.

    Skin and bones isn’t attractive.

    • Unless you’re mounting a museum specimen.

      • William

        You leave my Saturday nights out of this thread ok?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Who’s mounting a….?

    • Edith Prickly

      Let her eat cake.

  • Michael Smith

    “Ahhhh I deserve everything I have” – The age-old declaration of the materially fortunate but intellectually useless

  • Crystalclear12

    Weird.
    I would’ve bet money that Ivanka got the Marie Antoinette role in this farce.
    Huh.

    • Zonath

      They need a few understudies. The demands of the role inevitably lead to a few vacancies.

  • jesterpunk

    Why is it that most republican women look exactly the same? Thin, blonde, fancy clothes and they are always assholes.

    • Steve Cole

      I also want to know why that is a thing? Seriously. Not that anyone should care about my metrics, but I wouldn’t give her a second look. And if she insisted on talking, I would switch seats.

    • laughingnome

      A lot like baseball wives.

    • Crystalclear12

      Cloned from the same model.

    • SnarkON

      No snark: You have to be an asshole to look that way. Being salon-blonde requires a huge cash outlay and monthly upkeep. Thinness requires hours of work at the gym and endless attention to one’s diet. All that time put into maintaining one’s appearance not only makes you completely self-absorbed, but also naturally takes away from the time you can spend doing anything unselfish or even simply useful. The fancy clothes require a ton of cash, which you get from marrying a rich guy (who is himself an asshole who views women as arm candy and probably works in finance). So, there you go.

      • Red Bird

        None of what you just mentioned contributes positively to the economic wellbeing of the country.

  • OutOfOrbit

    me not know what hashtags do me a idiot

    • Beanz&Berryz

      me two

      • It’s what you dial on your phone when you done are using the automated answering system.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          For the spanish?

          • Yes. Dial 1 for the spanish and 2 for the english.

    • cmd resistor

      Even if I got what hashtags do, I doubt I would do them to designer names I would not be wearing anyway. Tacky as hell.

  • Bobo the Dork Boy

    Re: In Congo’s Shadow… OH!… She’s THAT cunt!!1 Bwahahahahahaha….

  • DerrickWildcat

    “Have you given more to the economy than me and my husband?”
    Jeeze, they’ve only been married two months…and she’s not even American.

  • eyelashviper

    Another damn Stepford Wife with software programs to emulate “Real Housewives” combined with “Jersey Shore” and “Grifting for Sluts”.

  • Eric Mory

    Just because a bloated blood sucking tick regurgitates some blood back (in taxes), doesn’t mean it’s not a parasite.

  • borninatrailer

    OH JESUS

    “Linton writes of her concern for Zimba, the HIV-positive orphan girl with whom she forged a “special bond.” (Linton describes her as a “smiling gap-toothed child with HIV whose greatest joy was to sit on my lap and drink from a bottle of Coca-Cola.”)”

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-are-calling-bullshit-on-this-memoir?utm_term=.ek7VwQY87#.lkG4A5OrK

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, NPR had a whole thing on this back when they got hitched. “Christ, what an asshole!” was my reaction.

    • laughingnome

      She totally cribbed that from the Lion King.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      I saw that play!

      “Here’s the butcher, he has AIDS
      Here’s the teacher, she has AIDS
      Here’s the doctor, he has AIDS
      Here’s my daughter, she has A
      Wonderful disposition
      She’s all I have left in the world
      And if either of you lays a hand on her
      I will give you my AIDS!”

      https://youtu.be/xLb7_UrV3-A

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Her “greatest joy”…??? What in the everloving hell…

    • eyelashviper

      Graduate of Pepperdine University….show some respect.
      She’s gotz bigly wurds, and even bigger grifting skills.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Branded compassion. So heartfelt.

  • “Have you given more to the economy than me and my husband? Either as an individual earner in taxes OR in self sacrifice to your country?”

    Can we has tax returns along with cake?

    • jesterpunk

      As a percentage of income yes. $100 for a working person is worth more then $100 to a really rich person.

      • I think you mean in terms of raw dollars rather than percentage of disposable income.

        For example, WCP makes $100. They end up spending 15% income taxes, 79% on living expenses and ~6% on sales taxes. At the end of the day they are spending 23% of their income in taxes.

        Richie Rich makes $100 in capital gains. They end up spending 0% on taxes because of long term investments, 0% on living expenses because their other income is actually paying for it, and 0% on sales taxes because they picked up everything duty free on their last trip to internet sales tax havens. So 0% of their income in taxes. But their blew the $100 in the casino gambling which they claim as a net income loss on their income taxes.

        At the end of the day RR has paid 0 in taxes, but recieved $15M in local subsidies for his company, while WCP has paid the vast majority of his disposable income on taxes.

        So yes, RR has gotten more out of the system than WCP, but WCP doesn’t have a bajillion hash tag followers on instagram either…

        • jesterpunk

          Thanks, yeah thats what I meant but I have only had 2 cups of coffee today.

        • Red Bird

          I hope someone pointed that our to her before she switch her Instagram to snowflake mode.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      I’d say our economy has given to her. She should be thanking us.

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        Yes, but then ….math.

        I was fortunate enough to be able to explain the tax rate on capital gains is less than the income tax on wages to my one of my right wing friends. He was not happy about that. Progress?

        • P’jama Pahnts

          Let’s hope

  • MynameisBlarney
  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Ralphale may be the only Black man left to refer to himself as a Black man.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      Chances that he’s actually black? I’m going with 2000 to 1 against.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        citation definitely needed

  • William

    She’s just another beautiful white person flaunting her superior genes and fashion culture. It’s an Aryan thing, you wouldn’t understand. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c3a35f9da5eec302a3d9c0cdda03ae33eb6ba1e6be4f842228fc9c11a2352260.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      Sloth has really let himself go.

      • William

        IKR? If you have like five teeth left, wouldn’t you at least take better care of them?

    • jesterpunk
    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      No Baby Ruths for you!

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Nice Mohawk. Very punk.

    • Weird Fishes

      Dear God how can that be anything but deliberate.

    • Bright Bart

      sloth is nazi?! nooooooo!

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        No, that’s one of Sloth’s cousins. Not sure if it’s Gluttony or Wrath.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Considering that The Mnooch has already been through two divorces, I assume that he has acquired considerable expertise in the field of Prenup Agreements.

      She had better hope that this guy has money because he may be her next best option.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Do you think the US govt paid for our honeymoon or personal travel?!

    Maybe not, but the “US govt” sure as hell paid a shitload for Donald, Melon, Steven, Mike and Mom to be at the wedding.

    • SnarkON

      Also…gee, I don’t know…something about hashtagging your fashion choices and bragging about your trip WHILE DESCENDING OUT OF FUCKING AIR FORCE ONE kind of maybe makes me think that we did pay for it.

  • laughingnome

    This is what happens when the economically anxious white women marry away their anxiety.

  • Mavenmaven

    Jeez Louise!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Gotta love that top photo.

    Trophy wife – trophy wife – mother…

    • eyelashviper

      LOL. Yep, Mom looks so proud, and the other two are trying to calculate their divorce settlements.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Fine company Mother has gotten herself in to.

        • NotALiar

          I’m from Indiana as is Mother. I’m pretty sure she probably hates these people. Her husband included.

          • YoBunnyBunny

            You just know Mother refuses to share a toilet see with either of them.

    • therblig

      Participation Trophy Wife

    • Red Bird

      That’s how you know the love is real.

  • DerrickWildcat

    You have to read the Buzzfeed comments regarding her shitty and dubious Memoir.
    I guarantee you will laugh
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-are-calling-bullshit-on-this-memoir?utm_term=.tuMy6dgX9#.tnprvg892

    • Her writing is so bad I’m surprised she was able to even self-publish.

      • DerrickWildcat

        But scroll down. Read the comments

  • NastyBossetti

    Also, her hashtags suck. “#nicest #people,” seriously?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      #Trump #sucks #at #his #jobs. #AOTK

    • weejee

      Do you think her lips have ever touched hash?

      • NastyBossetti

        Breakfast hash? No. Hashish hash? Yes.

      • Weird Fishes

        Her lips probably haven’t touched her husband, either.

      • Incoming Ham

        Somebody named Hash? A pet name for somebody’s something?

  • Indiepalin

    They met on Farmers Only

    • jesterpunk

      Trump supporters have their own dating site.

      http://www.newsweek.com/dating-site-trump-fans-loaded-fake-users-532868

      Donald Trump supporters are people too, and they have needs. So naturally there’s a dating site catering to them, called TrumpSingles.com. The tagline: “Making dating great again!”

      The site was created by David Goss, who previously worked as a reality-TV coordinator on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette before he quit his day job to work on the site full time. “I think there’s a special stigma when people say they’re supporting Trump, because of some of the brash things that he’s said,” Goss told the New York Post in June. “It makes it hard for them when trying to date.”

      • NastyBossetti

        Yes, there is a special stigma attached to you when people find out you’re either an idiot or an asshole.

        • jesterpunk

          Who knew women wouldn’t want to date someone who wants to treat them like property?

      • laughingnome

        Stop them from breeding a nasty strain of Trumpers!

        • SydneyP

          Bu, but, unwanted, unloved, uneducated children are the only future Republican voters!

      • Steve Cole

        Damn. I could have written that site. I have zero imagination.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Well, to be fair, its not just being a Trump supporter that’s a turn off to human women, its also the swastika tattoos.

        • jesterpunk

          I bet they did Nazi that one coming.

      • eyelashviper

        Thanks, am passing this around. It’s bigly, winning, also too.

      • Incoming Ham

        Once you’ve worked in reality TV, you see shit like this in your dreams.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Turn-ons: Grabbing your pussy, the best chocolate cake in the world, grabbing your sister’s pussy, grabbing your mother’s pussy, long walks on the beach short trips on a golf cart, The Collected Speeches of A. Hitler, Twitter.

        Turn-offs: Stairs, failing New York Times, crooked Hillary, shutting my pie hole.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Trophy wife has trophies.

    • TundraGrifter

      Participation.

    • weejee

      And they’re a cut above.

      / wait, wut?

  • Swampay

    I suppose fucking Steve mnuchin counts as ‘sacrifices for the country’

    • Oblios_Cap

      More like sacrifices for the money.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      She just closed her eyes and thinks of Greenwich.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Does she really have to be such a walking cliche? Is she really that unaware?
    The Say Yes To The Dress designer wedding gown. The in your face Hermes bag. She just screams jumped up trash Real Housewife.

    • Catstro

      Hah, my first thought was “she said yes to the dress”. #parvenu #shes #not #wearing #that #pninia #its #wearing #her #yesimpetty #herhashtagsarebadandsheshouldfeelbad

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        And the way she makes sure to hold that bag out so that it’s right in the photographers face.
        Jackie Kennedy would’ve ridden to hounds on the weekends in an old Hermes saddle without a photographer in sight.

  • SnarkON

    So they drain the swamp and this actress-thing pops up out of the muck at the bottom. Good to know.

    • TundraGrifter

      What did Warren Buffet say? “You never know who’s swimming naked until the tide goes out.”

  • weejee
    • laughingnome

      So she lost her head and said a few things.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        or vice versa…

  • Oblios_Cap

    That wedding photo just looks so loverly. I imagine it went something like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8

  • CindyinEncinitas
  • Jamoche
  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Louise Linton: “This is Steven Mnuchin, my human ATM machine.”

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      He looks like a clueless ATM machine.

    • therblig

      Steve Mnuchin: “This is Louise Linton, my A2M machine”

  • Th’ottest curry in th’ouse

    #what’s #with #all #the #hashtags?

    • Jamoche

      #my #life #is #a #vapid #sea #of #what’s #trending

    • Serai 1

      #corporate #whore

    • jackie jones

      #36goingon16.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Brought to you by Carl’s Junior.

  • Spurning Beer

    I’m just happy for Steve Mnuchin, that he has someone to shave his back now.

    • laughingnome

      Yeah, Mike Pence is a great razor man.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Lol.

      • Weird Fishes

        Mother watches, shiveringly.

  • proudgrampa

    Wow. Marie Antoinette indeed. Hope she can keep her head.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i hope not.

      • Malaclypse

        *with votes

        • Blackest Noobs

          i say with a guillotine…but sure….votes…that’s the ticket.

  • Beautiful Soup

    Does she think this trip was work? They were visiting Fort Knox.

    • Augustus

      She has no fucking clue what work is, I’m sure

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        She doesn’t give blow jobs, she gives blow vacations.

        • Augustus

          “HONEY DO YOU THINK THIS IS PERSONAL FOR ME? IT’S WORK, MMKAY”

        • Bobathonic

          At least they’re ‘Merkin blow jerbs vacations.

    • Nockular cavity

      Which is under constant threat from Goldfinger.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    After the wedding photo was taken, Melania and Mother got in a desperate, no holds barred fight over the bouquet.

  • Nockular cavity

    Why the fuck are we paying to fly her classless ass all around the country? Fly commercial, bitch.

    Or, if we’re going to fly them, put them on an LC-130. See how the actual “public servants” do it.

    • jesterpunk

      Dont they also get secret service protection like Devos?

      • TundraGrifter

        Devos? Are we not men? Or is that the super secret financial meeting it Switzerland?

        • jesterpunk

          Oh sorry it was US Marshall protection. DeVos and Pruitt are getting protection that is costing tax payers a lot of money. There may be more getting the same protection too.

          https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/04/12/as-epa-cuts-loom-agencys-new-head-seeks-247-security-detail/?utm_term=.4bbb3f70a26f

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Why? Devos’s brother Eric Prince owns an army and could easily do it for free.

          • jesterpunk

            But how could they grift tax payers if they do it for free? They are paying for her security and the people in the DOE who provide security are just collecting a check for doing nothing.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Yes, I know but the thought of protecting Devos galls me. Amway heirs suck!

        • Bobathonic

          Spud libels!

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Funnily enough, before this administration the Treasury Secretary flew commercial on domestic flights and his wife wasn’t invited.

      • Nockular cavity

        Quelle fucking surprise.

      • therblig

        as if she would let her husband’s wallet beloved spouse out of sight

  • Carpe Vagenda

    She also did an extended tour of her fifteen pounds of wedding jewelry for Town and Country.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Tacky.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        She writes self-insert Edgar Rice Burroughs fan fiction about her angel hair and she married Steve Mnuchin.

    • cmd resistor

      That may be the worst thing I’ve read today.

  • Red Bird

    Another child of inherited wealth trying to tell everyone how hard she has had it. Her new husband Steve probably doesn’t pay that much in taxes since most of his earnings are treated as capital gains. And she also probably hasn’t contributed that much to the economy other than income taxes that she probably also manages to avoid with her various “charities”. I also doubt that posing topless for a magazine and having a failed acting career are considered sacrifices for the country. But then who am I to judge?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      She looks kinda topless even with a shirt on… NTTAWWT

      • Red Bird

        NTTAWWT?

        • Antonin Dvorak

          Not that there is anything wrong with that.

      • The Librarian

        Pasty color fools ya

        • Beanz&Berryz

          These fashion tricks… more there than appears?

          • The Librarian

            Often less, way less.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Ahh.. that comports with her photo shoot pics… hardly a hand-full, so to speak…

    • YoBunnyBunny

      She sacrificed her dignity and pride… assuming she every had any, that is.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Nobody with any taste told her to marry that thing.

    • What’s her wealth (her acting work is laughable)?

      • Red Bird

        Her parents have money. She grew up in a castle and went to boarding school.

        • ViveLaResistance!

          Oh puh-leeeeze!! Sounds like the very bastions of unreality.

          Way in the dark, distant past, I was a (with $ assistance) day student at a New England boarding school, where I saw the beast of noblesse sans oblige up close. I am sure it is much worse now.

          PS – I have told the school alumni folks to bugger off many times, but they still send the cat box liner er…glossy alumni magazine for my cat to show the proper respect to.

  • Serai 1

    “Given more to the economy.”

    Look at that. LOOK AT IT.

    • Perkniticky

      It was a donation, made out of the goodness of her heart.

  • altleftjohn

    When I was a wee lad you could feed a family of 11 for a month on one really fat rich man. The rich nowadays are usually lean and stringy. Full of contaminants too. The world’s going to hell I tells ya.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Obviously Linton wants to have those cakes we like.

    • grindstone

      I’m pretty sure she just told us to eat cake.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Listen, you ungrateful, vile, middle class scum, libtards, the Mnuchins should get some respect, since he undoubtedly paid thousands of dollars in taxes last year. It’s not her fault that her husband outsourced your job, crashed the world economy, all so that he could earn your money away from you.

    • Sadly, at this point Middle Class is purely aspirational.

      Though i have done way more Shakespeare than Ms. Mnuchin.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • Jamoche

    Her IMDB bio is just as much fun – a tiny part that you have to click the “full cast” button to find is described as “guest star” role. She also was a flashback character in Cold Case – the requirement for which is “looks something like a younger version of a character with actual lines”.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2325602/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

    • therblig

      I’m sure there will be a Sharknado 6.

    • Manders

      She is also lying like a rug about the play she mentions. I saw that bit of garbage, and she was not in it.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Also her law degree is from the University of West Los Angeles (UWLA). It’s a private, non-ABA accredited law school whose bar pass rate is absolutely abysmal.

      • Ginnie Sack

        Apparently University of West Los Angeles has two campuses, neither of which are in West L.A.

  • Juan de Fuca

    I personally would’ve went with “insufferable” but this works, also too:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/899964703836962816/photo/1

  • cmd resistor

    I can’t remember why, but I remember reading about their wedding and was totally underimpressed. Seems like they listed the prices of things (too much $$) and had other ostentatious rich people stuff in it. Also, too, I think it was Mnuchin’s third wedding? I don’t know. I can’t imagine why I read about it.

    • Tiffany de Houston

      It was Mnuchin’s third wedding and her second.

      • Covfefe

        Practice. Makes perfect. Right?

        • Permit-holder Ron

          Yup.
          – N. Gingrich

    • Augustus

      Money can’t buy class, as they say

      …and it’s definitely true

      • eastcoastlib

        But it can buy ass.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      All paid for by foreclosed homes. They leave that part out.

      • Spurning Beer

        Foreclosed homes and shitty movies.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        Leave Kamala Harris out of this!

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Listing prices is SO nekulturny.

      • cmd resistor

        Maybe it was just a guess at her dress cost. Generally gross though.

  • Augustus

    Can we talk about how fucking unlikely it is that “ralphale” is actually a “40 year old Black man” and “striving entrepreneur” who wants to “#MAGA?”

  • Weird Fishes

    Nice to see her wearing white as well, in her role as virginal child bride. I wonder, did the Bronzed Baboon claim his Droit du seigneur, or merely content himself with observing her ablutions?

    • unclejeems

      He prolly moved on her like a bitch.

      • Weird Fishes

        ew

  • Scooby

    Third wives get all the breaks!

    • Spurning Beer

      Judging by their names, the other two were shiksas too.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Flashback to one of the dipshits that brought us here.

    https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/830194885558956032?lang=en

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Wingnut: “Hillary Clinton gave a secret speech to Goldman Sachs!!! That was really bad!!!!1!!”

      Me: “But the Trump administration is filled with Goldman Sachs folks.”

      Wingnut: “Well, Goldman Sachs isn’t really that bad.”

      Me: “Then why are you pissed that Clinton gave a speech to Goldman Sachs?”

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        IOKIYAR

  • Covfefe

    Maybe if you had to walk a mile in Louise Valentinorockstudheels you wouldn’t be so quick to criticize.

    • Weird Fishes

      I very much doubt that Valentino neither needs nor appreciates the shout out from the likes of her.

  • eastcoastlib

    Every Nazi dreams of having his very own Eva Braun.

  • …criticized Linton’s portrayal of Zambia as a war-torn, poverty-stricken nation with wild animals running through the streets

    Heads up! We have “wild” animals in poverty stricken America, also to.

    And sometimes these wild animals walk down the street. (GASP)…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/87bea352410395beb41ed24c55a051109161d68a9a6449f013f596b998131b47.jpg

    Oh deer what shall we do

    • Shibusa

      Buck up, I guess.

      • Bobathonic

        DOE!

        • Nockular cavity

          Stop fawning over the animals.

      • amrak63

        Buck up and don’t lose hart!

    • amrak63

      Maybe it’s looking for its father at the nearest stag party?

    • DerrickWildcat

      Aren’t you scared?

    • Dutchman

      Meh, we live in the woods and the deer come and stare in our windows. They want to know what Ms. Dutchman is doing. The doggos are not impressed.

  • Shibusa

    Actually, Louise Linton sounds like she could be Trump’s soulmate. Watch out, Mel.

  • Now, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…

    • Catstro

      We want prenup (but he seems like he would have let her talk him out it)

      • Is talk a new term for blow job?

        • Catstro

          That is not the sort of woman who gives blow jobs after she’s married (or ever)

          • Oblios_Cap

            That’s why she’s smiling in the wedding picture.

  • Jamoche

    There’s a parable the people she dissed should be very familiar with, about how the person who gives a single small coin when that’s all they’ve got has given more than the rich person who drops off their pocket change.

    • Little Lulu Ω

      The Widow’s Mite Box! A forgotten story from my childhood. There must be a corresponding parable about the uptrodden somewhere, featuring lots of sad Ron Jeremy porn and ugly Goldman Sachs millionaires.

      • cmd resistor

        Mite Boxes – — are they Lutheran? My mom had one.

        • Little Lulu Ω

          We had them in the Episcopal church.

        • Little Lulu Ω

          Presbyterians too.

          • cmd resistor

            I guess I just assumed it was a Lutheran thing because I never saw any of those other ones.

  • Professor Fate

    I read this and again I hear somewhere the sound of knitting needles.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      That would be me, patiently waiting to be useful.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Me also too.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    At the DMV. Most glamorous person here. Surely the other folks will let me in the front of the line when they notice see my outfit, and assume I’m queen of the DMV.
    #flip-flops #dressIgotonsalehalfoff

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Update-I had to take a number like everyone else. Peasants!!!!

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Rocking the home office with yet another sporty black knit shift dress from the moment where a cash back bonus and an online catalog mega-sale overlapped. #italianwidowchic #nopants

      • CeeQ

        #nopants is the official Wonkette hashtag of choice.

    • CeeQ

      Clearly you have suffered 😆😆

  • Jay B.

    Are you sure she wasn’t calling the “40 year old black guy” adorably out of touch for talking about how much he’s into white women on a Trump thread? I mean, I’M cool with it.

  • Manders

    Man, I don’t want to think about her giant asshole, bleached or not. My lunch is ruined.

    #sad

  • Covfefe
  • Permit-holder Ron

    They’re prolly gonna insist we put softer springs on the tumbrels, too.

  • Edith Prickly

    Linton got her own White Saviour Barbie tweet: https://twitter.com/Skip_toMyLu/status/750063353607786496

    • Carpe Vagenda

      The comments on this article* are priceless.

      *which someone posted on the open thread

  • jackie jones

    OMG Heather! You are such a patriot!

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      I don’t know what’s her damage, but I know what I’d like it to be. #With #Votes

  • Joshua Norton

    Poor dear. Life’s hard when you have to sleep your way to the middle.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      This response is a beautiful thing.

      • Kathleendimberling

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  • CeeQ

    #1 – When you use that many hashtags in your caption: you are an #asshole.

    #2 – She’s what? In her thirties? And she can’t express herself more eloquently than a mean girl high schooler? #bingbong

    #3 – Honey. I know you want to be a celebrity. Have paparazzi chase you so you can complain about not having any privacy. Have fashion bloggers breathlessly write about your life and clothes. And heaven knows you own a lot of lovely things. Good for you. But darling – the needy attention whoring of your labels on that Insta post is just tacky.

    Lastly – that long winded response says a helluva lot more about her than it does her critics. Don’t like being criticized on the internet? Don’t be a fucking dickhead on the internet then.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Don’t accuse her of being entitled! She worked hard to … oh fuck it. She hasn’t worked a day in her life.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Hey! Nothing says working hard on your MRS degree like attending an unaccredited law school in Los Angeles.

        • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

          nothing says hard work like marrying an unfuckable

          • r m reddicks

            It’ll look good on her acting resume. Fakin’ it like a porn star.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Imagine being willing to say that a billionaire who steals the homes out from under ninety year olds is your soulmate, even if it’s true.

          • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

            yeah…imagine 🙄

        • The Librarian

          Lol, which one?

          ETA: I got unlazy and checked. Univ of WLA. Lololololololol.

          • cats530

            Is that a Trump U brand?

          • SadDemInTex

            I’m spreading this: University of West Los Angeles at Hoople

          • The Librarian

            I had to look that up. Very apropos.

        • SadDemInTex

          University of West Los Angeles at Hoople.

          • lurch394

            PDQ Bach’s archives are there.

    • Perkniticky

      I expect she was trying to become a brand ambassador… with any luck this incident will destroy her chances.

      • CeeQ

        I’m sure her phone is ringing off the hook now that #TomFord has noticed her subtle product placements.

    • HooverVilles

      -SACTLY!

  • ZangoCrudmonger

    Soooo, if I have the correct Louise Linton, she has a Maxim (sp?) pictorial. Also, too, looks like some basic NSFW titty shite.

    Good thing we are no longer harangued my Michelle O’s bare shoulders, eh?

    Dignity. Office. Family Values. Argle bargle.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    #LetThemEatCake

    • hendenburg2

      To be fair to Marie Antoinette, the original quote was “Let them eat brioche” and the only evidence that anyone ever said it was that Voltaire wrote it down. When she was 12 and had yet to ever set foot in France.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        So she was kinda a precocious snark…

        • cmd resistor

          She used Obama’s time machine. Really, it was Obama who said it.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    The outrage initially confused me because I ignore hashtags out of habit. I couldn’t figure out what people were bitching about.

    ‘#tomford sunnies’ I don’t know what this is and I don’t care.

    • Edith Prickly

      It means she paid way too much for her sunglasses.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        It sounds like a seventh-division football club in some deathly boring English village.

        • MississippiLefty

          Why would they call anything “sunnies” in England, though?

          • spacecat in space

            For the same reason chocolates are “choccies”, I guess?

    • MamaBrown

      Do people really call sunglasses “sunnies”? I just experienced a distinct wave of nausea from that alone.

      • HarpyLibtart

        Yup, any place infected by the British Empire at any point picks up their appalling slang habits – hence in Australia the terms “sunnies”, “boardies” (swim trunks), “rashies” (surf vests) and “tinnies” (used to describe both a can of beer and/or a dinghy) are infuriatingly common. :P

  • elviouslyqueer

    #ThisBitchRightHere

  • calliecallie

    Adorably out of touch…with what? Designer fashion? I would like to see that bitch in an orange jumpsuit. Or sackcloth and ashes. Whatever.

  • Edith Prickly
  • BMW
  • WiscoJoe

    I had no idea Mrs. Mnuchin was an “actress.” According to IMDB she recently appeared in the Cabin Fever remake that no one saw, the Warren Beatty Howard Hughes movie no one saw, and the Meryl Streep/Robert Redford/Tom Cruise Afghanistan war movie no one saw, plus several other movies no one even heard of let alone saw.

    • BMW

      Wait….Redford and Cruise made an Afghanistan War movie?

      • WiscoJoe

        Lions for Lambs, 2007. I didn’t see it, but it’s about the conflict between a reporter, a soldier, and a professor in the aftermath of some sort of scandal/accident/friendly fire situation in Afghanistan. Redford directed. It got bad reviews.

        Mrs. Mnuchin plays “Skin Care Consultant,” which I assume is the lead role.

    • susan_g

      When you are fucking a troll like Mnuchin, making it look and sound as if you are really into it–that, my dear, is truly acting.

    • jsmukg

      It’s a sideline: her real ‘career’ was in soft porn, oh, pardon me, ‘erotic modeling and video.’

      • WiscoJoe

        Hence her long filmography of low-budget direct-to-late-night-cable horror films.

        She was also named “Scotland’s Most Fashionable Woman” in 2007, which must have been the year when Tilda Swinton wore nothing but burlap sacks.

  • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

    it seems louise forgot her favorite designer tag….#clueless

  • Joshua Norton

    I’m sure if she hadn’t lucked into her current status as a trophy wife she would have been living high off the hog from the windfalls of her “Straight to DVD” movie career!
    .
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ddd436b38c1e61b849cb817f5f8963940acb9eea1fce30e1ac2af2cab7269813.jpg

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Pretty, sure. Not my type tho. (I’m sure you all needed to know that!)

      • Lord Jim

        I think she’s eminently doable, but condescending assholes turn me right of and I never did really get that whole “hate fuck” thing.

    • Joe T.

      Appears to be presenting, like a lemur.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Is she capable of standing in any position not seen on mudflaps?

    • AuntyMaude

      Looks like she’s getting ready to relieve herself. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    I wonder if she’ll #tweet about her new #haircut? #CharlesDickens

  • mancityRed6

    how is it that the more expensive the clothing, the more ridiculous they look?
    me, I’m a t shirt and jeans guy. the most expensive item of clothing I’ve ever bought were some work boots, Danner. ‘merican made. still have them.

    • Beautiful Soup

      Yes but do you have hashtags?

      • mancityRed6

        don’t do #danner, it’s not for shoes.

      • mancityRed6

        sad to say, #dickies covers most of it most of the time. (frowny face)

      • cmd resistor

        Are those like pricetags?

    • Persistent Demme

      One of the happiest days of lawyer-daughter’s life, was when she got her Danners.

      • mancityRed6

        ‘Merican made and comfy as hell. the soles just don’t last long when you’re on concrete all day.

  • Incoming Ham

    She hasn’t figured out how to do social media yet, has she?

  • jimrussell

    No Mr. T gold chain starter kit? Very hard to find ignorant carnival trash like that without multiple neck tattoo’s anymore. She picked up the insecure pretentious Trump vulgar ostentatious quickly though.

  • The Librarian

    Dear, darling Louise: you are a total dipshit 💩. Your “let them eat 🎂” simply won’t fly. Do you 💰 grab much? I’m so 😄 you feel like your “sacrifice” is for our benefit. Can you spell this? 🖕🏻

  • orygoon

    Eat the rich. Feed them to Ramsey Bolton’s dogs.

    • spacecat in space

      She would totally be on Hannibal Lecter’s dinner plate.

  • Fusilier 0770

    Oof! I know gold-digging is hard, but marrying Steve Munchin shows her dedication to the craft. Now Melania and her can share that painful, knowing grimace with each other when they have events at the White House.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    She was born rich and married richer. Neither of those things are necessarily bad per se, but they do increase the chances of being an oblivious, entitled asshole.

  • blarg

    New money. Real rich people don’t hawk designers’ wares. They don’t have to, and it brings the wrong attention. See this example.

  • Perkniticky

    It’s always entertaining when an asshole you know from one context appears as an enormous asshole in a completely different context. That’s when you know they’re not accidental assholes – they work really really hard on their assholery.

    • spacecat in space

      Congrats, Linton! You are an ESTABLISHED ASSHOLE! You now level up and get three more stamps on your asshole card; ten stamps, and you’re good for one beheading by the masses.

  • janecita

    If I mention who I’m wearing, do I get free stuff?
    #Johnfluevog
    #Katespade
    #cheapdressfromMarshalls

    • Perkniticky

      Worth a shot
      #Tu
      #Uniqlo
      #NorthFace

      • IonaTrailer

        #Walmart
        #Depends
        #Dr. Sholl’s

    • Incoming Ham

      #Levis
      #Hanes
      #Converse
      #Victoria’s Secret

    • pstockholm

      #pants
      ha!

      • Lord Jim

        Pants? What the fuck kind of liberal are you?

    • Persistent Demme

      Online bonanza!
      #onsaleFreshProduce
      #Jockey
      #Champion (Sorry Wonkette, I’m wearing sweatpants.)

    • John Saxon

      It would be cooler to pin a bunch of hundred dollar bills to your shirt.

  • GRH
    • Lord Jim

      Aren’t they so cute?

  • Manders

    The Marie Antoinette comparison is tremendously unfair–Marie Antoinette actually did some useful things in her lifetime.

    • spacecat in space

      I mean, bringing croissants to France, for one.

      Mmm,… French croissants….

  • Ilgattomorte

    I’m planning a great evening of #whackingoff with #imaginaryfriends while watching #dwarfporn #naked. #kleenex #pornhub #wellwornhilfigersweatsock #puddleofshame

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Okay, that made me ell oh ell.

      • Lord Jim

        Me too. That was just…classic. At the risk of being repetitious, I state once again that I come to Wonkette for the same reason many go the Louvre – to study the works of the masters.

    • Yellerduck

      Hilfiger. What an elitist.

      • willi0000000

        oh . . . OK . . . i head it as hilfinger.

    • Sharla Fouquet

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      BRAVO! The only thing missing might be a cloying cute name for one of the items.

      #puddleofshame spermies

  • “Still taking pictures of people at rest,
    smiling at men who are never impressed,
    always working hard down on bended knee,
    who else but me can see the change that hit Louise?”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/61068ad28127b37005898140ff7f826d10d0673fc1ea0f865e83bab36243e936.jpg

  • Incoming Ham

    So so so nouveau. Bragging about your wealth is just not done.

    • willi0000000

      old money and actual tough guys never brag.

      • Incoming Ham

        Dead giveaways:

        1. Flashy uber expensive structured bag in an attention getting color
        2. Big jewelry with big rocks of dubious quality, but big!
        3. Ridiculous and expensive sunglasses.
        4. Careless filler.

      • Parakeetist

        Amen.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I don’t tweet, but if I did, I suppose I would be ending tweets with hashtags like #Gap, #Sears, #HomeDepot.

    • cmd resistor

      Goodwill#

  • BrianW

    I don’t like the term, “resting bitch face,” because I think it’s just a way to take a shot at women society doesn’t think are “perky enough.” After looking at the new Ms. Mnuchin’s photos, however, I may have to change my mind on the topic.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Oh, I think it’s a real phenomenon. There’s also ‘resting dick face’, but it’s not quite as common because more women have reason to feel defensive and preempt unwanted male attention.

    • Lord Jim

      Happens to everyone. It’s just the facial muscles going slack when not being engaged for purposes of social interaction.

      • BrianW

        I don’t deny that everyone (not just women) can look like jerks and that some people have faces that aren’t as “approachable” as others. I’d even agree with Lance that it can be a deliberate defense mechanism for women. I don’t like the term itself, because it implies that only women have it/do it. If there were a more gender neutral term that would be used to describe both sexes, I’d be OK with it. As it is, a woman has RBF and a man just looks “thoughtful” or “strong”

        • spacecat in space

          I think it was my mom who mentioned that Trump himself has some pretty serious resting bitch face.

  • BlueJean

    Who wants to bet that “raphale “is neither black nor self-employed?

    • Yellerduck

      Nor a real person. I just assume they’re all bots. It makes me hate people less.

  • grindstone

    #vapid

  • Mrs. Steve has nice tiddies along with a wayward class consciousness. h/t @PiercedSkull

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c9ee158f2facb7738efec6bbbea06ae95b276a4013e607a007cb252ff0bf1bb.jpg

    • AuntyMaude

      Is that blue painters tape she’s wearing? That shit is expensive!

      • Fartknocker

        Yes, but it leaves no lines when you remove it from gypsum wallboard.

        • Jeffery Campbell

          Or silicone.

    • Pickles

      gross

      • AuntyMaude

        Really! That lampshade is atrocious!

        • willi0000000

          there’s a tattoo on the other side.

          • IonaTrailer

            a tramp stamp

          • AuntyMaude

            of what?

          • willi0000000

            just a freehand number

          • AuntyMaude

            good one, but also…on the other side of which object in the pick-tour or are you just messin’ w/ me?

          • willi0000000

            the reference was to the lampshade.

            [ and the story that nazis made lampshades from human skin . . . and that the supposedly liked skin with tattoos . . . too disgusted with the whole sorry mess to goog it for truth ]

    • Canned Covfefe

      WTF?

    • Tom65

      Well that didn’t take long

    • Lord Jim

      What a credit to the cinematic art! Now I know what she meant by “sacrifices.”

  • AuntyMaude

    I would like to offer some constructive criticism: Ms. Minutia looks like a preying mantis.

    • Parakeetist

      Yes.

  • Is it vegan?

    • jodyleek

      I don’t know, but it’s for sure a butthole!

  • La forza del resistino

    As Marie A would say, People pay attention to your head and not cuz of your flowing blonde locks.

  • eggs ackly-wright

    Like they used to say in the olden days: All mink and no manners.

    • IonaTrailer

      I believe she got her money the way the mink did. And the mink didn’t have to fuck Stevie Munchkin.

      • John Saxon

        the name is almost an anagram for munch mink..

  • Bemused

    Oh, hon, I’m sorry you had to marry Steve Mnuchin to maintain your lifestyle and I can totally tell that it’s making you snippy and passive agressive, but that doesn’t excuse that sad tweet you made about your outfit. Your mama should’ve taught you that talking about brands is #tacky and #gauche.

    • OneWhiteWhisker

      Like most ridiculously rich people with more money than they can hope to ever spend, she’s probably hoping to get freebies from the companies.

  • Arse Grammatica

    ‘And the choir replied, “CHRIST, what an asshole!””

    I do so love Wonkette.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    As soon as I read that someone lives in a house bigger than 4000 square feet, I know they are rich enough to have servants, because NO WAY can you clean a house that big by yourself, nor would you want to. My house is 2000 sq ft, which is about 1000 sq ft bigger than I need, but hey, it was a foreclosure and really cheap, and I got carried away and forgot about how long it takes to clean a 2000 sq ft house, and trust me, it take about 6 hours if you want to clean it properly. Anything bigger than that requires servants.

    • MamaBrown

      I doubt that this pampered darling has even a nodding acquaintance with Mr. Mop and Mrs. Broom

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Or Ms. Pot and Ms. Pan. Or Ms. Pampers and Ms. Gerbers.

  • ChadFu
    • Lord Jim

      ‘S up, dawg?

      • ChadFu

        S’up! How’s things in the resistance?!

        • Lord Jim

          We are persistent and we are fabulous!

          • ChadFu

            Yes, you are!! Viva la Resistance!

  • Rickyphoo

    Good thing she married her rich sugar daddy because her acting career is pretty lame.

    • Darrell Imaginarian

      This apparently was the apex of her career. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564369/

    • MuttsRule

      Please! Who can forget her breakout role in Lions for Lambs (2007) in which, according to Wikipedia, she played Miss M, a skin care consultant.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    She pays taxes? Everybody from Leona Hemsley forward knows that paying taxes is for the little people.

  • MamaBrown

    Why, she is a DELIGHT! So witty! I bet she is in demand for dinner parties, what with that rapier sharp repartee. Oh, and check this out:
    https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2017/08/22/who-louise-linton-facts-beyond-her-instagram-tirade/HUlnXxpCoP14MlSQoRqEWM/story.html

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      It says that she loves dogs, so she can’t be that bad. Waitaminute…

      Saaaay, who else loved dogs?

      • cats530

        Leona Helmsley?

      • Annie Jomes

        Son of Sam?

      • IonaTrailer

        Adolph Hitler?

    • AuntyMaude

      If it’s not Scottish it’s crrrrrrap!

    • Sekhmet1

      “Everything about her smacks of good breeding” according to one profile. Yeah nah.

      • John Saxon

        being bred for what, I wonder…?

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Looking at that tasteful bridal dress, with the neckline that plunges tastefully south of her belly button, I know what I would suggest in the unlikely event that I am asked to select costumes for a German wedding-followed-by-orgy-themed porn video.

  • cats530

    Her husband is known as the “Foreclosure King” of OneWest/IndyMac infamy. I wonder how when karma will happen to this snippy little gold-digging wanna-be actress and her wealth-extracting parasite/rentier-class husband.

    • Right about the time the nail him for dead giel/ live boy

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      I’m hoping for all their dirty laundry to come flying out during the divorce.

  • whitroth

    How much more money has her husband taken *OUT* of the fucking economy?

    “Dear” Mrs. Antoinette Mnuchin,

    The last time someone *just* like you said something like this, it wasn’t too many months later that they set a new fashion trend, with a *real* close haircut. Right at the neck.

    • Any bets on if ralph there is really a black feller yet? I’ll put a ten on no

      • whitroth

        The old GOP (like, up through Romney), I just wanted them jailed. This crew… more and more I find sympathy with the French solution.

      • Sekhmet1

        My thoughts exactly!

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      Except there’s no record of Antoinette ever saying “Let them eat cake/brioche”, the phrase became attributed to her after her death. Linton is giving Marie Antoinette a run for her money on being a spoiled, self-unaware rich brat.

      • spacecat in space

        I honestly think Marie was a better human than this classless, tasteless, spoiled little twatfart.

  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    Anybody know what number wife she is? She looks like his midlife crisis wife. A red sports car is so much cheaper.

    • cats530

      #3, I think.

    • AuntyMaude

      She looks like a sulky teenager in her wedding photo.

      • Nothing says classy more than duck lippin yer own wedding photo

      • Dinz6315

        And that almost-tits-out gown. Ugh. Are you serious?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Three. He’s another Trump circle member of the three wife club.

  • Guys guys she is just acting! She isnt really a self entittled gold digging twat. She just plays one on the internet

    • willi0000000

      “it was a joke!”

  • Penthesilea110

    I feel this story needed a girl to write it up. Not remotely mean enough.

    • Out of luck mate. Wonkette hires full grown women

      • Penthesilea110

        Sigh.

    • AuntyMaude

      That’s up to us commenters to rectify.

    • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

      Think of the story as a container to be filled by we, the posters.

  • JParkerSD46

    hashtag Fuckyou hashtag Fuckoff hashtag Eatabagodicks hashtag deplorablyoutoftouch. And wtf is that look on Munchcock’s face in the wedding photo? Was Trump reaching for some pussy but got Steve-os nutsack instead?

    • AuntyMaude

      Minuchkin looks like he’s the proud papa of the bride.

      • spacecat in space

        Trump-Ivanka cosplay that night.

    • willi0000000

      he looks like he’s surprised by that sudden stick up his ass.

  • AuntyMaude

    As me mum would say, “She’s nothing special.”

    • george lastrapes

      As my dad would say, “Just your typical rat-faced blonde.”

  • Welcome to Mnuchkin land.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    I couldn’t get past her atrocious grammar. If you are going to go full elitist bitch, at least act like you know something. Also, the logo-a-gogo is really appalling. Well-bred people don’t do that, but how would she know.

    • Nikosini

      Or an Isadora Duncan scarf…?

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Go Bugatti, go!!

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “I’m pretty sure we paid more taxes toward our day “trip” than you did.”

    Wow, a wealthy person doesn’t understand how taxes work. What a shock.

    • NellCote71

      She also does not understand how “passive aggressive” works.

    • Lord Jim

      And to whomsoever much is given, of him shall much be required – Luke 12:48

      From each according to his means to each according to his needs – Aristotle

      • whitroth

        *chortle* on the second. I think you misspelled the name on the attribution, though….

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        i thought the second one was communism. (i’m not well read).

  • Empress of the Iguana People

    hunanity is my favorite new word. a mash up of human and inanity?

    • Inconstant Reader

      I prefer Szechuanity.

    • hillarysleftone

      i was thinking she is recommending a big serving of spicy, but not overpoweringly hot, chinese cuisine, during the massage.

      • spacecat in space

        Spicy would be Szechuanity.

        Oh. Crap. Hi, Inconstant Reader. ( – _ – )

    • cats530

      She’s got a secret crush on Hannity.

      • phoenix00

        That’s the only thing that could possibly be worse than “married to Manchin”

    • harryeagar

      Franchising Chinese food, I think

      • Bee-Doo

        I would totally try the local Hunanity for some take-out.

  • Iron Monkey

    She writes like a 12 year old. A slow 12 year old.

  • Ellie

    When did Linton become an American citizen? The info I found from a very quick googling, lists her as British.

  • Inconstant Reader

    Worse than the Kardashians, who at least don’t think they’re aristocrats.

    The silver lining is that reading about her “memoir” led me to the @barbiesavior Instaface feed: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa7d0dc3629d3b85d9bd762161223353c5ac365c9de7c357ffafa495b82d63b0.jpg

  • alpacapunchbowl

    “You’re really nice and so am I.”
    “[W]atch the new Game of Thrones. It’s fab!”
    LIES!

    • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

      Oh yeah…. FAB… if you like EVIL winning, which she apparently does, given her conjugal choices and the fact that she’s just an all around shitty person.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • spacecat in space

      How To Win.

  • IonaTrailer

    What. An. Entitled. Little. Twat.

    • whitroth

      She sacrificed sooo much, she sold herself as a trophy wife to marry money.

  • Aileen

    This is sort of a delicate subject, because there are plenty of middle class single income families that truly do work as a team, where the wife stays at home and focuses on being a mother and running the house, and I have no problem with her thinking of her husband’s income and taxes as theirs, but when a useless leisure class trophy wife claims her husband’s (probably minimal as a percentage of income) taxes are her contribution to the general welfare? Along with her willingness to drop a few hundred on a Hermes scarf and a few thousand on a Berkin bag? That chaps my hide.

  • Nephilim

    Trump and his billionaire supporters (many of them Christian Conservatives) have the goal of sweeping overhaul of society and the merging of church and state: elevating private charities over state-run social services, returning Christian prayer to public school, and turning the clock back on Women’s and LGBTQ rights.

    • Lord Jim

      As a Christian, my response to that prospect is…

      HELL, naw!

    • cats530

      Dominionism.

      • whitroth

        Or, as I prefer, Christian Satanists.

      • HooverVilles

        EGG-SACTLY!

      • spacecat in space

        I just threw up in my mouth a little.

        Doughnuts taste …okay the second time around. FYI.

  • jsmukg

    Last year’s titty blouse and weary bell-bottoms? Check. Bad peroxide job? Check. Sleazy soft-porn past and extensive lies on the record? Check. Spoiled rotten, ignorant, imbecilic, AND insecure? Check.
    It’s a Classic RETHUG CUCKING FUNT TM!

    • TundraGrifter

      I’m hard at work the past several days (thus numerous typos in the Wonkette comments I don’t make) and “titty blouse” just made my day! Thanx.

      • Same.

      • Sally Mushrush

        In Texas they just titty shirts.

  • amrak63

    Is it true that Linton was passed over for a role in the never-released docu-drama about Rash Limpbough’s Dominican dalliances, called “Butt Pirates of the Caribbean”?

  • Lord Jim

    Is there a Paris Hilton White Trash rack at the Targèt, now?

  • Lord Jim
  • bbayliss

    Everything that’s embarrassing about privileged white assholes in one package?
    #victoriasecretthongnovisiblepantielines.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    owwwwwwwwwch.

    This, by the way, is our very successful local NYS third party.

    https://twitter.com/WorkingFamilies/status/900018943347314690

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Please go viral.

      • HooverVilles

        Please, please pretty please. With sugar on top; eveeeeen!

  • axonneuron

    Wow she’s classy.

    • george lastrapes

      Just your typical rat-faced blonde. As I have said, ‘classy’ means ‘rinses mouth out between clients’.

  • cats530

    Everyone looks happy but the bride. I’ll bet she’s thinking, “I’ve got to service THAT tonight.”

    • Girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

      • spacecat in space

        Be a class-free sack of expensively-clad pigshit?

    • Sandwichman

      Maybe she thought he would turn into a prince when she kissed him? But no. Still a toad.

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        She thought becoming extremely rich and powerful by saying “I do” would make him more pleasant to be around.

  • In a perfect world “Jennimiller29” would win the $700 million Powerball, and leave this Louise bitch choking in the dust from her 2018 Bugatti.

  • Gigglesnort

    She’s got “nouveau riche” written all over her.

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      wha? novo bissh?…speak up, sonny, caint hrrr ye!

    • george lastrapes

      That- ‘Nouveau Riche’- could be a label for women’s wear. ‘Parvenu’ or ‘Arriviste’ for men.

    • spacecat in space

      Bougie to the nth degree, that one.

  • norcalOG

    Another Trump promise fulfilled: elites banished from government service and replaced by your next door neighbors.

  • moeman

    She’s his third wife. Maybe they get tired of how ugly he is.

    • HooverVilles

      Common trait among them.
      Let’s see. I recall that,
      Trump – 3 so far
      Gingrich – 3 so far
      Limbaugh 4 so far
      .
      .
      ….
      I think there are more but can’t recall right now.

  • CripesAmighty

    Huh. Hyacinth Bucket finally dumped Richard and married the banker.

    • spacecat in space

      Boo-kay.

  • george lastrapes

    Classy broad, that Mme. Mnuchin. She should do the truly classy thing and leave the price tags on so she won’t have to rub the unfixed noses of the lower orders in her husband’s wealth. What, you say, clothing that expensive doesn’t come with price tags (if you have to look at the tag, you can’t afford it)? Just have some printed up, large enough that the hoi polloi can read them from a distance.
    Whoops. Did I say ‘classy’? ‘Classy’ means ‘rinses her mouth out between clients’, and I certainly did not intend to imply that.

    • TundraGrifter

      Minnie Pearl libulz!

      • george lastrapes

        Her husband came from a family so poor they couldn’t buy all the vowels they needed for their last name.

        • TundraGrifter

          Remember when she had a chain of fried chicken restaurants? If by “chain” I mean a couple-three.

          • george lastrapes

            No I don’t. How did I miss that?

          • TundraGrifter

            You had to be pretty quick. Had a shelf life shorter than the Roy Rogers restaurants.

          • HooverVilles

            Interesting.

        • John Saxon

          and he seems kind of tall for a Munchkin.

  • moeman
    • HooverVilles

      Good.

  • Ron Chowdhury

    It’s almost like this is the worst collection of people ever.

  • TundraGrifter

    People who talk about their own “self sacrifice” probably aren’t actually doing much of it.

    • HooverVilles

      Ding ding ding ding.

  • Me not sure

    I call bullshit on this trip. They flew to Ft. Knox to view the eclipse on the public dime. End of story. The bitch doth protest too much.
    The protocol for Cabinet Secretaries is to fly commercial on domestic trips and only use Air Force VIP transport for overseas trips. Guess who else was on this flight? Mitch fucking McConnell.

    • John Saxon

      She went eclipsing in the Glinda the Good Witch outfit?

      • Me not sure

        As one does.

        • HooverVilles

          Obviously.
          I mean everybody who is anybody does.
          Amirite?
          Sheeeesh!

    • HooverVilles

      Grifters gotta grift – at every available opportunity. Yep the grifters squeeze them thar nickels ’till the Indian rides the buffalo.

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    Steve Mnuchin foreclosed on a 90 year old lady for 27 cent mistake on her mortgage payment.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/foreclosing-on-a-90-year-old-woman-over-27-cents-steven-mnuchins-days-at-onewest
    He and his wife are human garbage.

  • BMW

    She’s acted professionally, but acting like a bitch on instagram for free.
    (Here is her imdb page.
    http://m.imdb.com/name/nm2325602/?ref_=m_fn_al_1)

  • If you hadn’t identified the people in the picture I would have taken Mnuchin for the Father of the Bride. Now I know the woman with the bridal bouquet is the Fluffer of the Groom.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Mike Pence looks really frightened.

    Mother probably noticed his glance in the general direction of the bride.

    • JoeChristmas

      It’s his Chronic Dickhead Face.

  • Kooolest G

    she might have a little trouble acting like a normal in touch american, cause she’s not an american, she grew up in scotland in a castle (yes a castle) that her family owns. out of the 3 women in the photo above, 2 were born and raised in not america, 2 are about 20 years younger than their rich husbands, and 1 lets her creepy husband call her “mother”

    and here’s the best part, she was on CSINY and played someone who goes to a costume party dressed as marie antionette.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE6WgHd5rHg

    • george lastrapes

      That’s just too, mmm, too, er- too tootoo. There. Le mot juste.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      talk about yer method acting! I’d say Louise has nailed it!

  • JoeChristmas

    In Scotland, from whence she hails, it would be perfectly fine to call her a cunt.

    • Kate

      I think it’s perfectly fine to call her that here!

  • JoeChristmas

    Qu’ils mangent Hermes.

  • BMW

    She quit acting, but can’t quit acting like a bitch.

  • 52camellias

    First I am picturing an asshole. Then I am picturing a giant asshole. Then I am picturing a giant asshole with a bleached blond ‘do. Then I am picturing a giant asshole with a bleached blond ‘do letting its freak flag fly and . . . oh no. Overload. Must tear my eyes out in horror again.

  • Keith Taylor

    She spelled “humanity” incorrectly, which may just mean she’s not too closely acquainted with that word.

    • H0mer0

      Nah mang, maybe she likes the Hunans and wanted to learn more about them.

      • phoenix00

        Western Chinese libelz!!!

  • House_of_Mayhem

    I totally heard the “Christ, what an asshole” choir in my head.

    • spacecat in space

      CHRIST peeks over a cloud, eyebrows raised.

      CHRIST: (nodding) Yep. That’s an asshole all right.

      CHRIST goes back to doing nothing much, really.

  • Blanche Beecham

    She seems nice.

  • CripesAmighty

    If Bentley came out with a line of Tumbrils, would she do our work for us?

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Things nobody ever speaks about from The Land of Oz:
    drinking Munchkin jizz turns you really cunty.

    • george lastrapes

      Ann Coulter is the one-and-only Couthless Runt, but la Mnuchin is in the running to replace her.

  • norcalOG

    The first post was faux elegant. The second was pre-GED, lacking only the expected “Eat shit, bitch” response.

    • phoenix00

      “Eat shit, bitch” is the translation of the second post.

  • bookish

    La-di-fuckin-da.

  • akryan

    this really is a window into how these people think. they literally think that by the fact that they’re super super rich, it makes them better people. it’s not hyperbole to say that this woman feels that having more money, being able to hashtag overpriced clothing (seriously, it’s a blouse and mom pants. why would you pay thousands of dollars for that?), makes her a superior human to the woman she’s being condescending to. first against the wall.

    • phoenix00

      The perfect summary of the Republican mien.

      • Weird Fishes

        And the women that attach themselves to them.

    • they literally think that by the fact that they’re super super rich, it makes them better people.

      What’s even worse?

      When Middle Class voters think they’re RICH and voting REPUBLICAN will make them even RICHER.

  • george lastrapes

    Somebody said soft-core porn, or wuzzit enlarged-pore corn?

  • harryeagar

    Married Steve for his looks, I guess.

    By the way, if she’s an actress, what were her roles? ‘Cause otherwise she’s just a hooker.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Damndest thing. She doesn’t seem nice.

    • SeeTrain65

      “She seems privileged.”

      • HooverVilles

        … bigly yoooogly privileged.

  • Zyxomma

    #FashionFail. The trousers don’t fit, the whites are badly unmatched, and the bag is as ugly as her soul.

    • John Saxon

      Come on now, those aren’t just any old beige pants, beige blouse, beige shoes and beige handbag.

      • NotDarkYet

        A BIRKIN beige bag!

        That’s a whole other level of beige! LOL

  • Dazza

    Hmmm… Louise’s terrible book was published by Whinc Ltd. Let’s just ask Ms Google about it:

    “The Long Barn The Old Brewery
    Burford, OX18 4SG
    England
    Whinc Limited is a small, fairly new organization
    in the miscellaneous publishing companies industry located in Burford, England.
    It opened its doors in 2012 and now has an estimated $283,043 USD in yearly
    revenue and 2 employees.”

    http://listings.findthecompany.com/l/110765304/Whinc-Limited
    So vanity publishing it is, then.

    • Petunia Cat

      In glamorous Burford.

    • HooverVilles

      Hmmm, what’s that Trumpian word that would describe this. Oh yeah,
      SAD!

  • John Saxon

    I also chose to make “The Great Sacrifice” and pay my federal income taxes so that I might be able to live somewhere other than prison.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    Sorry, hunny. You’re still nobody.

  • northandwells

    The white pants emphasize her plump tummy.

  • HooverVilles

    Let’s see now.
    1) Melanie poses nude and in a tiny thong,
    2) Louise wears sleeveless dress with a revealing very low v cut in front.

    And the RWNJ had all esplody heads at Michelle with a sleeveless dress.

    Where is the RWNJ outrage?
    Never mind.

    I know, I know, I know. IOKiffYAR!

    • george lastrapes

      I so badly wanna know what IOKiffYAR means. Best I could do is, ‘It’s OK if and only if yer a Republican/reptoid/whatever’. That’s got to be close.
      RWNJ, too.

      • Bee-Doo

        That’s what I thought too – “iff” for “if and only if”.

      • phoenix00

        Correct. ‘iff’ = if and only if.

      • HooverVilles

        iff = if and only if.

        • lurch394

          AKA IOKIYAR.

      • Weird Fishes

        RWNJ?

        • Weird Fishes

          Oh wait, duh. Sorry.

  • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

    Ugh, their eventual divorce is going to be one long exercise in ugliness.

    • La Cieca

      And hilarity. Don’t forget the hilarity.

  • this country says it’s about

    Jeez – Us!!!

  • Petunia Cat

    I don’t think you mentioned she’s British. And an actress that was in some fucking thing… Grew up in a castle. I know this because I had to look her up because who the fuck is she even?

    Mike Pence officiated at their wedding. 🤢

    And can I just add that her behaviour and her ugly clothing in that photo is all unbearably nouveau riche.

  • Petunia Cat

    This Louise is clearly a horrible person. But wow as soon as there’s a woman being an asshole in the news do we ever get to hear the body critiques and hooker accusations. So the moderation on Wonkette doesn’t care about that?

    • J M Mtz

      If you want moderation you came to the wrong place. Maybe you should be shopping ar Breitbard.

      • Petunia Cat

        You’re clearly a nutbar.

        • J M Mtz

          Is that good or bad? My point was made on Wonkette, obviously the whole point is to be /sy.

  • Kathleendimberling

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  • glennisw

    Come on,, late night comedy folks, lets make this woman a punchline.

    • spacecat in space

      You mean, more than she already has herself?

  • grayone

    Hard to believe that someone can actually make Leona Helmsley look humble and gracious.

    • Weird Fishes

      That would be any random member of his cabinet.

  • NotDarkYet

    Wow…an Hermes Birkin bag. You have to get on a waiting list for one of those. And wait…and wait…and wait…and then pay north of $15,000 or more for it.

    Unless it’s a Chinese knockoff; then it’s $200 or less.

    • norcalOG

      But where better than Kentucky to showcase such stuff? OK, maybe West Virginia.

      • NotDarkYet

        Maybe Sudan? Somalia?

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Let’s start a rumor. Why with advertising all the other labels would she leave that one off the list. I mean why brag about a 200$ pair of sunglasses when she has that bag? Answer, she doesn’t and they would know.

      • NotDarkYet

        She mentioned the Hermes scarf; maybe one Hermes name drop is enough is these circles?

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Any name drop is tacky, those that know, know. Given her shameless promotion, Tom Ford sunglasses etc.She definitely would have mentioned it.

  • cats530

    Ticky Tacky Trollop.

  • Debmcd

    I would like to tell that stupid bitch that nobody cares who’s clothes she is wearing since being an asshole takes up the whole conversation. This is the reason I think that all and I mean all rich people are dicks and selfish assholes who always think they need more money. They spend all their time trying to take our money. Our asshole in chief only ran for president to make more money and every single moron in his cabinet is only in it to make even more money because why do the little people need money since they know how to spend so much better than the rest of us. Just take a look at what Ichan did before he quit. He quit right before everyone found out that he took the job as advisor as a way to get the energy bets he made pay off big. He made like 400 million before he quit. The DOJ found out sooner than he wanted now he is under investigation. She must be so proud to be married to the foreclosure king. Not embarrassed at all to be married to somebody who kicked thousands from their homes and onto the street. She doesn’t seem to have a conscience so she fits right in with the Trumps and the rest of the jackals in this administration,.

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    Filthy shit hole right wing parasites, none of these fucking moochers have ever worked a day in their parasite lives, they expect US TAX PAYERS to pay for their vacations and their extravagant life styles. Typical fucking Republicanism.

  • Cindy Marabito

    here is my dream…have her star as her teenage lying-ass self in a bio-pic of her book removed from the shelves of Amazon.com … skinny white muzungu with long angel hair a.k.a. whitey teaching the children under the Mukusi tree who later admitted they’d rather have been sold as child soldiers in the diamond trade than listen to whitey long angel hair teach them her version of history and education…and it can be produced by shitty movie producer and husband slumlord foreclosure creep Mnuchin. The end.

  • Cindy Marabito

    p.s. do you think she would rather crawl up under that Mukusi tree or Mr. Mnuchin every nite?

  • thixotropic jerk

    I’m not against having money but exactly how did you acquire it? Did your new hubby work and toil and get his hands in honest soil or did he like the rest of the gangsta banksta class screw over as many of the “little people” as possible, get away with bankrupting our economy, and then get rewarded by being in The Stupidest Precednet Admin Evah? Yeah thought so. Bye Louisa!
    #It’sNotASacrificeIfYouOnlyGet12MansionsInsteadOf13Bitch!

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