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Isn’t it funny how you keep thinking “can’t shock me now!” and then like five minutes later you are collecting your eyeballs from under the fridge, because they fell out of your face and rolled down there and now are covered in dog hair and maybe the tiny poop of a mouse?

No? Then let us help you with that. Here is a video of Heather Heyer’s mother, Susan Bro, explaining on today’s “Good Morning America” that the President of the United States, Donald Trump, decided to finally call her on Wednesday, four days after her daughter’s death by Nazi in Charlottesville, Virginia — and he called her during her daughter’s funeral. Did he … did he think she was going to put him on speakerphone to brag about his economy, or his historic electoral college win? DID HE THINK HE WAS CALLING IN TO “MORNING JOE”?

 

Robin Roberts, Good Morning America: President Trump has reached out. Have you talked to him directly yet?

Susan Bro: I have not, and now I will not. At first I just missed his calls. The first call, it looked like, actually came during the funeral. I didn’t even see that message, there were three more frantic messages from press secretaries throughout the day, and I didn’t know why. That would have been on Wednesday, and I was home recovering from the exhaustion of the funeral. And so I thought, well I’ll get to him later. And then I had more meetings to establish her foundation. So I hadn’t really watched the news until last night, aaaand …. I’m not talking to the president now. I’m sorry. After what he said about my child. And, it’s not that I saw somebody else’s tweets about him, I saw an actual clip of him at a press conference equating the protesters, like Ms. Heyer, with the KKK and the white supremacists.

She no longer wants to hear from him, thank you. Does she have some thoughts for him? [Glare of righteous destruction, pause:] “Think before you speak.”

Three frantic calls from press secretaries on Wednesday? We are sure that has nothing to do with a cleanup in Aisle Seven after Donald Trump lost his goddamn mind Tuesday afternoon, yelling at reporters about how “both sides” did Charlottesville — the KKK who took her baby away, and, you know HER BABY, who allowed herself to get murdered by a white power lunatic.

You will be completely unsurprised, because you have no eyeballs again to read the rest of this post, to learn that it’s just as you suspected: Republicans are standing by the president and agree that “both sides” did Charlottesville, making it almost an even ideological split.

“Beneath the surface, we see the same partisan division: Two-thirds of Democrats (66%) blame the far-right groups rather than the counter-protesters (6%), while Republicans overwhelmingly blame both sides equally (64%). About the same proportion of Republicans blame the far-right groups (18%) as the counter-protestors (17%).”

Do you know why that is? Because Republicans are bad people who lie a lot. Let us demonstrate with our formerly favorite illustration of this, since “dudes fighting Nazis are just as bad as Nazis” probably will take its place as our new “favorite” illustration of this: When Donald Trump bombed Syria, 86 percent of Republicans and 37 percent of Democrats approved. When Barack Obama bombed Syria, 22 percent of Republicans and 38 percent of Democrats approved. Do you see the connection there? Do you see Democrats being intellectually and morally consistent, holding the same principles regardless of whose side was acting? And Republicans being giant piles of disingenuous shit who can see the same action and wildly approve of it if it’s on “their” side and wildly poo on it if it’s the other, evil Communist Kenyan tyrant side? Okay, good. Just making sure your brain was working, which it obviously is, because you read Wonkette.

Anyway, thought you’d want to know that Republicans are all in on “violent leftists” now, as if you didn’t see that coming, and that Heather Heyer’s mama is DONE with their SHIT.

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  • JoeChristmas

    She was basically doxed.

  • jesterpunk

    She is getting death threats from Trump supporters too.

    • TJ Barke

      Because they’re such good people.

      • jesterpunk

        Remind me again why we are supposed to reach out to them?

        • TJ Barke

          We’re not.

        • WIDTAP

          I think the word you were looking for was “shun”.

        • Wookie Monster

          Because the Beltway media think democrats need to be more bipartisan, I.e. give republicans everything they want in exchange for nothing.

        • willi0000000

          because they’re reaching out to us.

          [ . . . of course, they’re reaching for our throats . . . but, hey! . . . it’s all the same ]

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Good Christian Americans. Who is she to diss Herr President?

    • Joe Beese

      Sometimes I wonder what’s going through their minds when they do that.

      Then I try to think of something else.

    • Blackest Noobs

      this is one of the reason i don’t think they will not win in the end. they’re really fucking stupid.

  • memzilla Ω

    Lord, let me live long to piss on Donald Trump’s grave.

    (ETA: What a great Wonkette Drinky Thing that would be!)

  • armed_bears

    He needs affirmation and love from every single person. He is empty. He does not understand or adhere to social norms. He cannot understand others’ emotions or anticipate feelings. He has no impulse control. He schemes.

    Tell me how he is not a sociopath?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Because he won the election?

      • MynameisBlarney

        “won”.

        • Oblios_Cap

          Or as Pierce writes, president*

          • george lastrapes

            PeeResident TeeRump, the Strumpet-in-Chief, the Pimperor

    • Joe Beese

      Who said he’s not?

      You didn’t hear that from me.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i dunno if i can make that call.. it’s easy for us to do in our armchairs…but i will make one judgement call…I really think Fred Trump never hugged his son. I seriously doubt Fred ever told Little Donald, I love you, son. I just don’t see it.

      so fathers, mothers, tell your kids you love them, let them know you love them, or they will turn out to be Donald J. Trump, worse human being alive.

      • armed_bears

        Fair enough, in a clinical sense. However, were it to be in a trial, you — a layman — would be asked to judge based on evidence. I vote: He is not competent.

        • Blackest Noobs

          ooooh he’s definitely incompetent as a leader that is for damn sure. yeah i got that…it’s just the term sociopath….i dunno if that is the correct one for him and he would need to be examined by a medical professional to really make that call.

          but he does seem like a person who wasn’t loved by his parents. i had guys like that in my platoon, so i stepped up and was the father they didn’t have ( even though i wasn’t much older but i did have one advantage, my parents loved the fuck outha me…so i know how it should be)

    • HazooToo

      Numerous psychologists have said he’s a malignant narcissist. I’m inclined to believe them.

      • armed_bears

        God bless Fromm and his quintessence of evil. I’d settle for that diagnosis,. too.

    • Ill-Advised

      Sociopaths aren’t needy that way. Narcissists are.

  • FauxAntocles

    RepubliKLANs are unAmerican.

    • MynameisBlarney

      They’re actually Anti-American.

  • WIDTAP

    Now even Mittens is dissing Trump’s response.

    Gee, at this rate none of the Republicans are going to support Trump.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Even as they keep supporting everything he does.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Until their ankles get wet. . .

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Not everything. They didn’t trust him with recess appointments and I give them credit for taking those baby steps.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Good point. Accurate ranting is best.

    • MynameisBlarney

      They’ll dis him publicly, but privately, they’ll appease him to get those tax cuts and those deregs they’ve all got hard-ons for.
      Republicans don’t give a fuck about this country or the people in it.
      All they care about is raping the planet for all it’s worth while they can.
      To hell with EVERYTHING else.

      • Oblios_Cap

        He’s what they’ve been looking to get for decades. An idiot who can lift a pen. Sort of the anti – Kwisatz Haderach.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      To his credit Mitt is as harsh as anyone in the GOP.

      “The president must take remedial action in the extreme. He should address the American people, acknowledge that he was wrong, apologize. State forcefully and unequivocally that racists are 100% to blame for the murder and violence in Charlottesville. Testify that there is no conceivable comparison or moral equivalency between the Nazis–who brutally murdered millions of Jews and who hundreds of thousands of Americans gave their lives to defeat–and the counter-protestors who were outraged to see fools parading the Nazi flag, Nazi armband and Nazi salute. And once and for all, he must definitively repudiate the support of David Duke and his ilk and call for every American to banish racists and haters from any and every association.”

      • WIDTAP

        The subtlety here is that Mitt is damn well aware that Trump would never do what Mitt calls on him to do. Win-win.

    • Pilotshark

      to bad the damage has been done, no way, no how can they republican party escape after being so complicit in they`er denial.

    • marxalot

      None of the ones not currently in office, anyway.
      *glares at entire Republican cloakroom*
      Say it with votes, motherfuckers.

  • Oblios_Cap

    He’s such a child. One that probably tortured and killed small animals as a boy.

  • jesterpunk

    HAHAHAHA Right Wing twitter just got its app banned by google.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/08/gab-the-right-wing-twitter-rival-just-got-its-app-banned-by-google/

    When right-wing trolls and outright racists get kicked off of Twitter, they often move to Gab, a right-wing Twitter competitor. Gab was founded by Donald Trump supporter Andrew Torba, who says it’s devoted to unfettered free expression online. This week, Andrew Anglin, editor of the neo-Nazi site Daily Stormer, became an active Gab user after a succession of Internet companies refused service to his website, forcing it offline. The site also hosts controversial right-wing trolls like Milo Yiannopoulos and Andrew “weev” Auernheimer.

    • eyelashviper

      Good, the more they are vanquished and silenced, the better.
      Let them be real “winners” and start their own google, internet, etc.

  • capnkrunch

    PSA: Don’t click the Twitter link. The entire thread is full of people complaining that the media “led” her to say mean thinks about the president. It is rage inducing.

    Here is the link directly to ABC if you want to watch the video (the comments are at least hidden there): http://abcnews.go.com/US/mother-woman-killed-charlottesville-interest-speaking-trump/story?id=49283310

  • Oblios_Cap

    Republicans don’t seem to have any moral consistency, do they? Or any clear logic or any moral compass.

  • puredog

    Damn, and I was kinda fond of my eyeballs, too. Thanks, Beck!

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    “Hello, am I on speakerphone? Good! I just wanted to talk about my job numbers, which are the best job numbers ever, they are so terrific and beautiful. This is confirmed by my friend Brad Thomas, the shopping mall developer, so you can just ignore the fake news and lies from failing CNBC, especially that Stephanie Ruhle bleeding from her wherevers and Ali Velshi where’s he from anyway? So you should be very happy with my wonderful job numbers. We done here? Terrific!”

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “The first call, it looked like, actually came during the funeral.”

    The level of incompetency, cruelty, or stupidty (or all three) is stunning.This was being covered extensively, did he for ONCE not have his damn tv on? Aren’t there white house staffers in charge of scheduling things?

  • geoffalnutt

    I wouldn’t preserve his voice or image on anything.

  • Shalimar

    It was very important that she pause the funeral to talk with the president, and then convey his condolences to the crowd. Doesn’t anyone respect authority anymore?

  • Joe Beese

    Who are these 6% of Democrats who blame the counter-protesters?

    I don’t want to sit next to them at the lunch.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Aren’t you just so intolerant!!

      • Ricky Gay

        Lactose

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Democrats who don’t like getting reelected?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Berniebros CLAIMING to be Democrats.

      • Ill-Advised

        Win!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      The 6% who registered as Dems at some point in their lives, went wingnut but still like to claim their still “Dems” for some cheap sense of holier-than-thou-all-you-libtards-are-stupid.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      They are part of the three million illegal voters who supported Clinton they are always talking about.

  • weejee

    In Arizona, a memorial on the Jeff Davis Memorial Highway got tarred and feathered. Do we have to be sad that it was not done with votes?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4b3e93322bbbc43d097a38519ab56008a7390cc91dd6d5a3d9a3a4e0794734d.jpg

    • wide_stance_hubby

      No.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Pitch makes a nice fire. Just sayin’.

    • Spurning Beer

      I think it would be proper to tar and feather a statue of Donald J. Trump. If the statue were made of dog turds.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      GOOD.

    • eyelashviper

      It still boggles my mind to see statues and memorials to the Confederacy all over the country…
      I grew up in the Deep South, and was used to seeing them everywhere, but in Montana, South Dakota, Arizona?…crazy chit!

    • SweetDeeKat

      We cannot forget the noble battles waged righteously in the deserts of Arizona.

      • Guest Liberal

        All those headless bodies and IS commandos..*bows head.*

      • sarafina

        noble CIVIL WAR battles (fify)

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Oh! I mistakenly assumed that was chickenshit leaking from the inside.

  • BrianW

    I’m curious as to whether or not the Nazis showed up for the funeral like they talked about. I’m guessing no, as I haven’t heard anything about that.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Too busy being doubled over in cramps of fear, I hope.

      • BrianW

        Touche, sir.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    No, really–hasn’t Heather Hayer’s mom suffered enough FFS?

  • Michael Smith

    Yeah, when Heyers was first killed, I actually saw some conservatives on Facebook sharing the meme of Indiana Jones punching a Nazi, and saying “Nazism is bad, we fought a world war over this.”

    But now Trump & the Gang have brought them back into step and they’re all just sharing memes about how “If you condemn the KKK but not BLM or Antifa, you’re a fucking hypocrite,” and saying “Nazism is bad and Communism is bad – why is latter so hard for the left to grasp,” etc. A few are still clinging to “Our County is so SOFT!!! The Civil War happened!! You CAn’t ERASE HIKSTORY BECAUSE IT OFFENDS YOU!!!”

    So, no there’s literally nothing that’s going to stop these people as long as Trump keep whipping them back into line.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    CAN’T EVEN. CAN’T EVEN. YOU EVEN!

  • wide_stance_hubby

    This hurt his fee-fees so bad, he decided not to send Ms. Bro any coupons for a free night’s stay at one of his many fabulous and bigger than Obama’s house hotels. Who’s sorry now?

  • Guest Liberal

    What a classy and poised lady. What a dumfuck tone-deaf NAZI POTUS place holder.

  • Bebecca

    I’ve quit thinking he can’t go any lower because I was wrong on a daily basis.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Heart could send a message to Trump…

    If looks could kill
    You’d be lying on the floor
    You’d be begging me please please
    Baby don’t hurt me no more
    If looks could kill
    You’d be reeling from the pain
    And you’d never lie again
    If looks could kill

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Republicans overwhelmingly blame both sides equally (64%).

    Making their feeble attempts to back away from the more embarrassing and public displays of sympathy for white supremacists from Donald meaningless. Fuck you, Republicans–you own this shit:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a7fff140dab6725be2cc2d57d0ba03a6e96b4b04d13d28f94955197db170a50.jpg

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    During the funeral. Because you know, she has nothing more important or emotional than to wait by the phone for Dumb Donald to call and vomit up some vague word salad about a person whose name he could not even remember.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He probably had it written on his hand.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I wouldn’t answer if anybody in this White House called me, either.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Our microwave has blocked all WH calls permanently.

      • Guest Liberal

        Excuse me, I have popcorn on line 2..

        • laughingnome

          Line 3 is better – all the kernels pop and it doesn’t burn

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        Don’t forget to keep an eye on the vacuum cleaner. Those things are evil.

        –My cat

    • puredog

      I would, since I rarely get a chance to scream unhinged invective into the phone.

      • TheGrandWazoo2

        Get Comcast.

        • MynameisBlarney
        • puredog

          Actually I have Comcast, and Verizon too also, and so am very familiar with the urge. However, when I call them I want something from them (usually something I deserve, have asked for repeatedly, and still don’t have), and something something honey something vinegar. Actually, I have had better luck with “chat”-ting with them for that very reason; I can cool down enough to write something clear and sweet, instead of just screaming FOAD. Trump, though? “FOAD!”

          • marxalot

            Screaming obscenities into the phone at robot menu prompts pushes you to the front of the queue. So does yodeling incomprehensibly at voice-prompt menus.

    • Ricky Gay

      Yeah, if I wanted to share something with Bob Mueller, I would call him directly.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I’ve talked “Heather” who calls me daily from “Credit Card Management” to field all my calls from the White House. I figure that Heather will take Bannon’s place as an advisor as she is so much like Trump.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    At his next event, Trump will tell everyone she called him to congratulate him in such a great statement, the best she every heard.

  • rocktonsam

    We love you Mama!
    Please rest.
    We got this.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    What would shock me? Trump saying ‘Sorry’; doesn’t matter what for, I just think he’s incapable of saying or tweeting that there is anything he needs to be sorry about.

  • Crystalclear12

    So, after you blame her daughter for her own death is when you decide to call?
    *pours drink*
    I may not survive this drinking game.

  • MynameisBlarney

    So. nazi’s protest the removal of confederate memorials and then murder her daughter for protesting them.
    Then they call her daughter horrible names and said that she deserved it.
    After the mothers incredibly stirring eulogy, they double down on the hate and make death threats.

    And these “people” wonder why they’re called deplorable.

    • laughingnome

      beneath contempt

    • TJ Barke

      Yes, but they’re not commies or libs, which makes them “very good people”

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      You forgot the part where they berate and harass us for being intolerant of their intolerance.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        It’s funny about that, because in fact I have been saying for 40 years that I am not an intolerant person, EXCEPT that I don’t tolerate intolerance, which makes me intolerant. It’s a nasty Catch-22.

        • Trip Space-Parasite

          I like the notion that tolerance isn’t an absolute moral good, it’s a peace treaty. It only protects those who abide by it. (I also dislike this notion, because absolute moral goods are so appealing…)

          • Angela Ruzzo

            It’s like the difference between “morals” and “ethics.” Moral standards change with time and place, but ethics tend to be more stable. For example, It was once immoral for western women to wear pants, while it was not immoral in many Asian countries during the same time period. Sleeping with your sister, however, has been both immoral and unethical for a very long time all over the world, unless you were an Egyptian Pharaoh or Caligula, because it didn’t apply if you were a god.

    • SpideySenser

      Deplorable would be quite the adjective upgrade for those SUPOSs.

    • Ill-Advised

      When they aren’t being called worse things by better people.

    • Noxious Resistance

      They are proud to be deplorable.

  • weejee

    Perhaps we need a seven nation army?

  • P’jama Pahnts

    ” I couldn’t speak to the president because I feared I might say something I’d regret and then he wouldn’t learn anything”.
    –Me if I ever get unlucky enough to deserve a call from Trump

    • NastyBossetti

      “I couldn’t speak to the president because fuck him.”
      -Me, in that situation.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I have this fantasy about being introduced to Trump at some social/political event (no chance that will ever happen) and I know exactly what I would say. First off, I would refuse to shake his hand, then assuming he asks me why I won’t shake his hand, I will tell him. Got it written down on a post-it note in my purse, just in case, LOL. I had to edit it three times to make sure I didn’t use words of more than 2 syllables, but I made an exception for the word “narcissist.”

      • Rags

        “I despise everything about you.”

        • Angela Ruzzo

          That’s good. No big words. Succinct.

    • Ill-Advised

      Worse, you’d say something you wouldn’t regret, which he would be unable to understand, as it would likely be critical.

  • Ricky Gay

    My eyeballs joined the circus. Using voice wreck ignition now :(

  • Catstro

    OT, sort of:
    Klan rallying in Durham right now. County gov’t and downtown businesses shut down. Allegedly going from 12-5 but who knows. Some sort of quickly planned counter protest that has me scared as fuck for everyone involved. I can hear the news choppers. Fuck this shit.

    • eyelashviper

      Stay safe, let us know what is happening..

    • MynameisBlarney

      All these fucking white supremacist groups need to be treated like the fucking terrorists they are.

      • Catstro

        I have been donating to the ACLU, and despite the fact that they’re no longer going to defend armed Nazis in court, I think I’m sending my donations to the SPLC for now

    • Jgb979

      Stay safe first and foremost.

      It’s not like the KKK Have jobs to worry about but everyone who’s actually employed on a Friday afternoon needs to be able to get home safe.

      • Pilotshark

        well maybe the ten or so nazis who had jobs and lost them fro being dumb, could show up.

    • Catstro

      My husband is super pissed because a) fuck the Klan, in general
      b) especially fuck the Klan for coming to our beloved home
      c) fuck the Klan because he can’t go downtown to have his traditional Friday beer

      • puredog

        They’re winning hearts and minds, I see.

      • Guest Liberal

        d) just fuck the Klan. Fuck, fuck, fuck, them.

        • Rags

          Needz moar fucks. Here, help yourself.
          Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

          • Kooolest G

            I think you literally just gave a fuck

          • Guest Liberal

            I had no fucks left to give, and now I’m fuck rich.

          • Invisible Bunyip

            Thank you, I needed a few more.

      • osceola

        I’d be pissed too if the Klan dicked with MY beer-drinking time!

    • NastyBossetti

      Be safe!

    • Catstro

      I’m currently only seeing live video of the countermarch, which looks surprisingly huge considering we found out about this a couple hours ago

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        they must have learned that from the vigil for Heyer. That was organized by word of mouth and was a big surprise; they didn’t announce it to make sure they weren’t targeted or anything.

        • Catstro

          Yes this was planned quietly. I got an inbox message from a friend with the deets and a note not to spread it through public channels

    • Catstro
    • ContextIsKey

      Thanks for the tip. Gotta go. Here’s the latest updates. http://www.heraldsun.com/latest-news/article167934812.html

      • Catstro

        Stay safe, Jillian Johnson reporting armed white supremacists and trucks downtown now. WRAL reports they’re going to no-show, but I trust Jillian 100% over WRAL. Back and forth about whether or not they have a permit for 4PM. I can’t come out (got my 3 year old all day), but I’m donating to the general bail fund at the least. #defenddurham

  • Villago Delenda Est

    As OhioMom over at Balloon Juice put it:

    Of
    course Trump’s people called during the funeral. That’s the same trick I
    used myself during my shy younger years: call a cute guy when you know
    he’s not home. You don’t have to actually talk to him that way but you
    get points for reaching out.

    • puredog

      That was before he was carrying a cellphone in his pocket 24/7, I’ll wager.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Yeah, that trick no longer works.

    • NastyBossetti

      Oh, yeah I recognized it right away because it is my modus operandi in life. Only I don’t do it because I’m an asshole but because I hate talking on the phone and I’m incredibly shy.

  • Guest Liberal

    Take the call and speak softly so Putin’s Puppet will turn up his volume…then solve the problem.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1b68f7e4b44bb3d3dafe9122ffe3e65232e39129c9ea110feb228585474a0e65.jpg

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Reach out and scare the living shit out of someone.

      I would so do that (with someone else’s phone).

      • ahughes798

        I wouldn’t ever do the air horn and phone thing to a telemarketer. I know everyone hates telemarketers, but doing that is mean and dangerous. They’re just trying to make a living. And doing that could definitely break an eardrum, leaving them deaf in one ear. Not cool.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I read about someone who does that very thing to telemarketers.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I recorded the fart scene from Blazing Saddles. Hit and let ’em know what you really think.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    sooo, it’s only 3 polls and short ones – but trumps fucking approval went UP after saturday (i know, it’s a small sample size and i advocate looking at lnoger trends, but ye gods)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb70eb592c87ad23d0301c0bbfebf090effcb43b3c45af5fe732fefc0787a6d3.png

    • eyelashviper

      there was an analysis that said the uptick was due to the good economy reports.

      • SisterArtemis

        Thanks Obama!

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      my bad – this is all within MOE when average and weighted by 538.

  • Crystalclear12

    What we need to remember is every time he stirs up his base he enrages ours. Rage gets people to vote.
    We outnumber them but only if we show up.
    See you at the polls in 2018.

  • eyelashviper
  • Righteous Action Jack

    Good for her! Don’t let this psychopath use your daughter for political gain.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      THIS!

      Trump reminds of those dime-a-dozen sexual predators who insist on speaking to their victims to offer them an apology and sympathy.

  • SweetDeeKat

    Best headline of the year.

  • Lurkylu

    are we going from “russia news bombshell Fridays” to “horrifying neo nazi riot Fridays”? this is not a good development.

    • laughingnome

      Mueller could take care of the problem

      • sarafina

        I’m pretty sure he will. But the waiting seems endless.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      And only dog knows where will go from there…

  • ltmcdies

    just when you think this asshole can’t be any dumber…he is. Any other American president would have known how to behave but not this jack hole.

  • jodyleek

    I didn’t see if the Nazis showed up at this funeral, as they threatened to. Does anyone know what happened?

    • Given their pants-shitting terror of being arrested or the dreaded “antifa” beating the crap out of them, I think they decided to stay in their bunkers and sob hysterically.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      We would have heard about it if they had. Evidently weev and Andrew Anglin have limited powers.

  • Gorillionaire

    Pretty much every wingnut in my family and the stragglers still left in my social media realm are puking non stop over the “alt left” and the “dangerous” antifa like it is the most important thing in the world, so I can only assume that Breitfart/Rush/etc are all having simultaneous rage-gasms over this.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Yeah, all the comments I’m seeing on the online version of my local fishwrap are the same– “What about the socialists? Why won’t someone blame THEM?”

    • Noxious Resistance

      Now they’re claiming the violence was all a false flag staged by leftists (paid by George Soros) impersonating good nazis to make white supremacists look bad.
      As if making the klan look worse was actually possible.

      They still refuse to own their hatred.

  • Renée

    The pause before she says “Think before you speak” was definitely her thinking “I can’t say “Go fuck yourself” on television.” That poor woman.

  • DainBramage

    I honestly think that Trump thought he was going to be put on speakerphone so he could address the funeral. He’ll slime anything, like inserting himself into strangers’ weddings.

    • gallbladder

      My thought exactly. Nothing like using the cover of others’ vulnerability to get away with shit scot-free. He’s just that fucking evil.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Most people are stronger than I am, I think. If it were me, I would still be unable to speak or do anything, at least not without near-toxic levels of sedatives. And what I would have to say would not be inspirational.

    • Rick Hill

      I would have to hope that when I melted down, I was in good form and not just spewing argle blargle.

    • marxalot

      Comrade Mom, in this position, would already have been institutionalized or possibly intercepted by the Secret Service. I love her dearly, but “hinged” is not the word I’d use for my mother. At the loss of one of Us Kids, she wouldn’t be fit for making public statements, least of all rational ones. I admire the woman (and her breakout meds, possibly) who can.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        My mother buried one of her children. But since she was the mythical schizophrenogenic mother (which apparently no longer exists), my sympathy for her paled in comparison to that which I felt for my brother, who had to live with da bitch.

    • Alan

      I buried a daughter. You kinda go through the motions in shock. The bad part actually comes later. At least for me.

    • Noxious Resistance

      I would have cursed out Chump on camera in a nonstop rant so long it would make a senate filibuster look like a TedTalk.

  • SomeSpikeOwenWannabe

    On a related note, has Trump said anything about the defacing of the Lincoln Memorial?

    You know, an actual Civil War hero’s monument?

  • Lyly Sirivong

    The nerve of that guy… You don’t get to play the compassionate one when you side with nazis, moron.

    • Rick Hill

      And when you’ve not only pumped them up, emboldened them but were put in power, partly, because you called for violence and attacks against the “other”

  • marxalot

    No parent should have to bury their child. And having done so, no parent should be expected to take a call from Donald Trump about it.

  • Rick Hill

    Did he call her while he was waiting for the dessert cart? While the “chef” brought him out his McFlurry? Did he call back repeatedly because he really did want to be put on speaker and “pay tribute” with his glowing words of inspiration and didn’t want to miss his chance?

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    The sad and likely explanation — he saw her on television (which was broadcasting the funeral) and decided he should inject himself into the proceedings. The frantic calls afterwards were to try and prevent the mother from mentioning this had happened. If you think this explanation is too stupid to possibly be correct, then of course by now you know it must be.

    • Rags

      What is even worse is, at least according to her statement above, 4-5 phoned her DIRECTLY. This should never never happen in any organization of this importance. And what phone did he use? Are these calls logged as part of all public records? This is total management breakdown and Kelly should resign now JUST BECAUSE HE CAN’T STOP 4-5 from being a total loose cannon in this single instance. What’s next? “Hello, is this Kim Jong Un? Don here. Say, do you have Prince Albert in a can?”

      • ahughes798

        Is your refrigerator running, Little Fatty?

    • Ill-Advised

      Oh, God. Is anyone else thinking, “He moved on her like a bitch, but he couldn’t get there?”

  • SDGeoff3

    Was Trump at lunch, thinking he could provide his guests some entertainment over dessert?

    • MamaBrown

      I hear they were having chocolate cake

      • SDGeoff3

        Too late for fruit cup.

  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

    MSNBC reporting right now that president Bannon is being released.

    • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

      Trump’s brain is out the door.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        That’s one Nazi gone. Who knows how many to go.

        • SDGeoff3

          I’d rather nazi anymore of them, thank you very much.

        • RobespierreHoo

          Well, Oberfurher Smith still went to work today.

          • ahughes798

            As did lumpenfurher Miller.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Trump’s propaganda network, CNBC, is reporting the same.

    • Rick Hill

      Shit’s getting interesting….

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      And Bannon is all, “You can’t fire me – I quit!”

    • LesBontemps

      He did nazi that coming.

      • ahughes798

        He got putsched out the back door.

    • gallbladder
  • Alan

    I would have put him on speaker and let the entire funeral yell fuck you before hanging up.

  • Electriq

    It really doesn’t matter that she missed naziprez’s call. That faulty sewage system mind of his will eventually overflow, and he’ll be tweeting insults at her in due course.

    • sarafina

      Did anyone else think it appalling that he waited 3 days before the attempt?

      (I know, comparing the orange shitgibbon to a normal person is a stupid idea.)

  • Persistent Demme

    If looks could kill…

  • greyXstar

    I know someday we will get rid of that bloated orange tire fire, and we’ll fix a bunch of the everything he broke. And we will end up better than ever.

    But for Crom’s sake, can we hit the fast forward button please?

    • Alan

      Today would be nice.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Yesterday… Nov 9 actually.

    • Rick Hill

      Well, anything that is rebuilt will be done by Congress and with the input of all their corporate and wealthy owners. How it will be better, Idk

    • But we also need to abolish the electoral college, which is what got us into this in the first place.

      • greyXstar

        We need to fix a metric butt ton of things he took advantage of and twisted.

  • Mavenmaven

    I’m sorry, blaming Bannon is a ruse. Trump’s failure post-Charlottesville is all his own.

    • Boscoe

      Bannon merely fed him the fake history to regurgitate.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    …if…how can…who…WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY! I don’t care if you ARE the President of the United States, you don’t call a grieving parent on the day of their child’s funeral. Maybe we could rub class, taste and sensitivity on some votes and throw them at him and hope he disappears for 25 or 35 years.

  • Ninja0980

    She is still being nicer then I would be to this piece of shit.

  • mr.Truth

    “And then I heard the Shots Ring Out – And Kate fell – and she looked up at me and said , “help me Dad”. Testimony of Kate’s dad. The left could care less about the loss of human life and consciously enable it in their attempt to flood America with illegals who have a tremendous history of taking human life.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “What about some other murders OVER THERE!!!? Why must you pay attention to the recent events as if they just happened?!?”
      –You, just now

      You know what? Put your squirrel-dick back in your pants. Nobody wants to see that troll shit.

      • mr.Truth

        Sex with other men is VERY bad for you . I would take your own advice about the squirrel stuff :)

        • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

          I wouldn’t know about that. Was your experience with your dad? Your uncle? YOUR MOM??

          No wonder it was awful. She’s disgusting. Ask anyone.

          • mr.Truth

            Well if you would like to broach the topic of sexual degradation then i would have to mention your boyfriend :)

          • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

            Man, I thought I was dredging the lowest dregs of the bottom of the shithouse trolling barrel when I did a “YOR MOM!!” joke.

            And you come back with “UR GAY lolz!”

            You’re terrible at this.

            Not that I am, but being gay isn’t a problem for anyone, anymore. You’ve lost that battle. History refutes your idiotic anachronistic beliefs SMILEYFACE

          • Manders

            You must be so sad that the Oaf of Office dumped your diseased overlord Bannon. Try not to cry too much this weekend, kitten.

            And try not to remember allll of the women who turned you down.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • DeeDeeKing

      oh fuck off. absolute nonsense. “the left” (and I’m assuming you mean… democrats? who are centrist, at best) are trying to flood americas with illegals? bullshit. you’re obviously someone who gets their ‘news’ exclusively from breitbart and fox. not true. simply not true.
      newsflash – anyone who still supports trump after wednesday’s shitshow has put their lot in with the KKK and neo-nazis. how does that feel when you look in the mirror????? fucking lowlife.

      • mr.Truth

        Thorazine 20 cc.

        • H0mer0

          what concentration?

      • sarafina

        Actually, aren’t the people screaming for illegals the right-wing farmers and builders who want people who work hard and get paid less that they can narc on to La Migra if they get hurt on the job? I think those people voted for Trump.

    • PRW

      Perhaps this “Kate’s dad” person managed to produce it in correct English though.

    • ahughes798

      You do know that more people are going back to Mexico than are coming in, right? So, no one’s flooding the US with illegal immigrants. The person who started the flood was St. Ronald of Reagan, who gave the 3 million illegal immigrants who were here at the time, blanket amnesty.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
  • OneYieldRegular

    Republicans have now made it explicitly clear that they side with white supremacists, and that not even a resurgence of Nazism provides an impediment to their own self-interest. They own that now. The rest of us own the obligation not to let them forget it.

  • mr.Truth

    The left could care less about this girl – it’s all politics with them . It’s extreme hypocrisy and the sacrifice of human life for their political animus. . President Trump had Stages full of the Mother’s and Fathers of those whose Son’s and Daughter’s Lives were taken by Illegal aliens – who were invited into America by leftists with an agenda of Anti-White flooding of the Nation – ILLEGALLY. Not a Peep from these denizens of Chaos about this agenda and those stages full of those Mothers and fathers of those children whose lives were lost.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      O hai troll, howzit hangin. If we gather stages full of “illegal” doctors and healthcare workers who save our lives, can we have non sequitors like yours too?

      But, say more about the Denizens of Chaos. I might have seen them on stage a few years back at Lollapalooza.

      • mr.Truth

        Always remember to wear Gloves :)

        • (((fka_donnie_d)))

          You mean when shaking hands with you? Will do, thanks.

          • mr.Truth

            NO , I meant when inserting your Arm up to it’s elbow in “You know where” :) … Don’t pretend you don’t either . Not that there is anything Wrong with that .. as you are famously well-known to say !

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            OMG HE HAS CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE!!!

            *runs around looking*

          • mr.Truth

            NOT necessary – it goes with your territory :)

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            OMG HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE

            *starts hunting for a new place*

          • mr.Truth

            America has met you a thousand times :):):)

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            OMG THE HIDDEN CAMERAS ARE LIVESTREAMING

            *runs out of the house*

          • mr.Truth

            What’s the gerbils name anywaz :) ?

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            I’m not telling, and you can’t make me.

          • kareemachan

            THEY’RE IN THE MICROWAVE!!!!1!!

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Roadstergal

      “The left could care less about this girl”

      That’s very true. We care a _lot_. We could care absolutely oodles less, but we don’t.

      • mr.Truth

        Please proceed to Your local Community College and ask about what English classes are open.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          LOL That’s fucking hilarious, coming from the guy who could post an incoherent collection of English-sounding words like:

          “NO , I meant when inserting your Arm up to it’s elbow in “You know where” :) … Don’t pretend you don’t either . Not that there is anything Wrong with that .. as you are famously well-known to say !”

          • mr.Truth

            Thanks for the repost – I’m glad you like it :) It’s also very true. What do you want from me :) I said “Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that ” :):):)

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Dude… stop. Smiley-face emoticons are not punctuation.

            Also, please stop randomly capitalizing things, putting a space between the word and the following comma or period, and doing meth before you comment.

          • gffish

            Now that your supplier no longer works at the White House, you will find it easier to purchase his product.

            http://crooksandliars.com/2017/08/steve-bannons-florida-house-meth-and-porn

        • All of them Katie

          Jesus dude, did you just try to defend your use of “could care less?!” Please watch the music video for Weird Al’s “Word Crimes.”

          • Roadstergal

            Sometimes, the trolls do all the work, and you only have to sit back and enjoy. :)

          • laineypc

            Sadly, that will not help. His/her brain is broken.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            His/her? No, it is “its.” Someone let a robot off of its tether and it keeps sitting down on a keyboard.

        • Professor Fate

          Ah that should be “ask which English classes are open”

        • Manders

          Oh, honey. The moron is coming from inside the house.

        • Righteous Action Jack

          Genius, that’s “couldn’t care less”, “could care less” is a word crime.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
        • gffish

          Someone who puts an apostrophe before the “s” in a plural noun and who doesn’t know the difference between “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” should be back in seventh grade English class, and should not be commenting (erroneously) on someone else’s grammar.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      People unfortunately DO lose their lives due to criminal activity – and although shitstains like you will never acknowledge any facts that conflict with your bigoted fever dreams because confirmation bias is a hell of a drug, undocumented people are considerably less likely to commit crimes than homegrown crooks.

      What you’re missing here is that Heather Heyer was murdered not in the course of an everyday crime that has been hyped up to appeal to the worst instincts of racist shitstains like you, but by NAZIS protesting the removal of a statue of a TRAITOR TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

      So fuck you, you fuckwitted, ignorant asshat. Just fuck you.

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        Take a deep breath, because unfortunately you have been successfully trolled. Sorry to add to your discomfort.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          It’s not really discomfort… more a feeling of having had about the medium adult dose of trolls today.

    • DeeDeeKing

      are all of the ‘alt-right’ as odiously stupid as you? or are you a special case?

      • efoveks

        He up votes himself too– ew, gross!

        • WomanInThePersistence

          It does. KLASSY.

        • Ill-Advised

          AWWWWWW.. Somebody needs a hug. And some friends.

    • Professor Fate

      As usual this makes about as much sense when read backwards as well as forwards

      • Ωbjectifier

        A palindrome of derp.

    • kareemachan

      /s

      There, I fixed it for ya. No thanks necessary.

      PS – blocked.

    • PRW

      Free clue; posting stuff like this in high-school-dropout-level English doesn’t help your cause at all …

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Derpa derpa derpa derp. You got a point there sunshine? Oh, I get it. You’re just here to troll.

      Weak. Sauce.

    • J.Bo
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      soooooo, undocumented immigrants killing people is bad but white dudes killing peaceful protests are good?

      GOT IT.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/39dcf07e32af09b9c4ece8174baebd892bb090f5f9de82d9a0fc146e8d8efa0f.gif

  • mr.Truth

    Apparently the “Bell Curve” of the Resistance is populated by Frogs :)

  • mr.Truth

    It Appears to me , that you Crack-Pot lunatics are starving for a little attention – I bet you are tired of your “safe space” here :)

  • Boscoe

    As I understand it, violence IS the correct response to nazis.

  • mr.Truth

    Mockery is the best response to Stalinist fascist Totalitarians . :) Not Violence ..until of course the Crack-pots resort to violence :)

  • mr.Truth

    These Stalinists can just barely handle this ..so much “cussing” and stuff …:) The usual leftist inanity and emotional boil-over .

  • mr.Truth

    Ok well you’ve had enough exercise for today and i’m quite sure you get none in this safe fascist space :) have a good day :)

  • Sentient AI From The Future

    i dont have anything to add other than a meme, so nothing of substance. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d84cbf5669d1cdc7f506696b69c6ef33d8a67a9a430074fa853042a0e6eb1d25.jpg

  • kareemachan

    drumpster hates to be ignored – this will be cause for a tweet for sure.

  • Manders

    Darling mods, can we get a banhammer over here? Some dipshit thinks it’s amusing to troll in a comment section about this lovely woman and her wonderful mother.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      What was that? Trolling a post about a woman whose daughter was murdered by a fascist? Really?

      • M.E. Lawrence

        Well–not any stranger than the so-called head of our government calling someone during her child’s funeral.

        (If this is true, Ms. Bro did miss an opportunity to point out that more people came to mourn and honor Heather Heyer than to attend the Con’s inauguration. Am surprised he hasn’t yet tweeted the opposite. But he will, Wonkers, he will.)

        • WomanInThePersistence

          What a revolting human being Trump is. Utterly nauseating.

    • Atheist

      I’m flagging them all.

    • jesterpunk

      Paging Dok, Dok please pick up the white courtesy phone. Cleanup in isle 7, we have a Trump troll spewing bullshit all over this thread.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      His trolling is weak. I tell you, the quality of trolls around here has really gone downhill as of late.

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        They’re all in hiding, like that Cantwell guy!

      • Parchment Scroll

        I used to look forward to the weekly Shit For Brains posts. Lately, however? “Some people came and Meh’ed all over our articles.” Weaksauce.

      • JCfromNC

        Well, y’know, all the good ones got banhammered and so made room in the ecosphere for weaker ones. It’s basic Darwinism, really.

  • mr.Truth

    I just stopped back in for a second to view the nuclear Reaction of imass diotic replies from the safe spacer totalitarians – that was so easily produced …you people haven’t had this much fun in a long time ! All I got to say is WOW , I may come back from time to time .. you NEED this :)

  • Bitter Scribe

    That “Think before you speak” line was so perfect. That woman is awesome.

    • anomie

      Feel like making that into a t-shirt, including the speech bubble with Heather’s mama’s face.

  • Zyxomma

    Good on Heather’s mom!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Trump. Ever more vile.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    Drumpf immediately babbles about killing Muslims with pig’s blood to end terrorism after Barcelona’s attack with a car. A car is used in a terrorist attack that killed one and injured 19; Drumpf’s response is that those who stood their ground against Fascism, Nazis and the KKK are equally at fault.

    • JCfromNC

      And don’t forget, it took him a few days to come to that conclusion because he wants to have all the facts before he speaks.

      Excuse me, I have to go fetch my eyes from under the fridge. Again. Hopefully they won’t have picked up more mouse poop this time.

  • Sharon Cooper

    He really needs to stop talking. He’s not very good at it.

    • HooverVilles

      B-b-b-but his highly educated brain has the best words.

      • Kip TW

        Wouldn’t it be novel if he ever put them together correctly?

        • Keith Taylor

          It would. It’d refute the Biblical text that asserts there is no new thing under the sun.

    • phoenix00

      And stop tweeting.
      And stop presidenting.
      And… just stop really.

      • resisting and persisting

        I vote for “breathing”.

      • miss_grundy

        He needs to find a way to be able to resign and leave the country before his passport is taken away from him and he is charged with a bunch of criminal charges and treason. He won’t be able to retire to his dacha.

        • phoenix00

          He’s done more than enough to get any of us locked up for at least 5 years with a criminal record. The only question is will he stick around long enough to cause more damage to the United States and its institutions and reputation.

  • Sekhmet1

    Susan Bro is a legend. It’s impossible to understand the levels of strength and dignity to be able to deal with interviews and the media AND setting up a foundation (and possibly – although I sincerely hope not – being harassed by the disgraceful gutter dwellers of 4chan and Daily Stormer, because the words “decency and respect” don’t feature in their vocabularies and this is the sort of thing they would do) while grieving the premature and tragic death of your child. I don’t have a child but if a neo Nazi (or anyone) murdered a member of my family or one of my friends I don’t know if I could even function for weeks. What an extraordinary woman. You can see where the courageous daughter she raised came from.

    • miss_grundy

      She is probably functioning right now out of righteous anger. And I don’t blame her for not wanting to hear from the idiot in the Oval Office since he slandered her dead daughter while defending the people who form part of his base.

      • Sekhmet1

        Nor do I – don’t think anyone here does. Why would she (or anyone) want to hear his self-serving insincere platitudes? He doesn’t give a shit about her daughter, or Deandre Harris who had the living shit beaten out of him by white supremacist bastards, or anyone but himself, his grasping family and hanging onto power.

        I’m surprised His Vileness didn’t have the gall to try to show up and grandstand for the cameras at the funeral.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    To dream the impossible dream. With Muppets. And John Cleese. Yes, this is pretty random. But happy.

    https://youtu.be/TSSeF25-YJM

    • No, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber IS president and he really did call the mother of a dead protester during her funeral four days after she died and after trash talking the protesters. You’ve got the right thread. It ain’t no nightmare.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I posted a completely O/T link. And this is a nightmare.

        • I know. I’m making a joke pretending like you thought maybe none of this was real, but it is. Ha ha. That’s funny, right? It’s funny. Man I crack myself up sometimes. Did I mention that my super power is that I’m easily amused?

  • And here I was thinking that the Office of the Presidency had extensive protocols concerning how and when to handle various situations. You know a kind of idiot’s guide to presidenting. Oh, yes. I forgot. The fucking Ol’ Pussy Grabber is a fucking narcissist and you can’t tell him anything and if you do expect the Spanish Inquisition! He just gets pissed off, digs in his heals, stands in the corner screaming NO NO NO NO NO over and over again, digs in his heals, and then if he does it anyway, pretends it was always his idea.

    So of course he couldn’t make THE CALL four days late and after he trash talked the murdered soul TWICE! He is probably fuming back in the WH about how liberals will only believe fake news and never HELP him seem presidential and can ONLY be obstructionists. You’d think the mom of a dead girl would be thrilled to receive a congratulatory call from the Squatter-in-the-WH during the funeral. Maybe she’d even want to send him her sexting picts from her phone! She ain’t using them no more, amirite?

    • William Nule Rockhill

      your wrong can you show me proof of any thing you said her today lol

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Really?

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
      • I believe the proof that I said something her (sic) today is what you read and responded to.

      • Sekhmet1

        Our wrong what? I think you’re missing a word. Also are you really laughing out loud at your own comment? If so, your comedy needs a lot of work, especially since laughing out loud on a thread about the grieving mother of a murdered woman is very ordinary behaviour. (Unless you’re one of those who thinks “lol” is a stand in for punctuation, which it really isn’t.)

      • Tiny kaiju

        Seriously, is this a wing nut formatted bot, a generic trouble maker or a fucking moron that crawled out its manure pond to share its, whatever the fuck this is, with us?
        Oh dear, I read its comment history. It’s like stepping in wet dog shit, but I still can’t tell what kind of asshole this one is.

        • Husband Of Mrs God

          Would this thing pass the Turing test?
          The Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner?

          • Tiny kaiju

            The Turing test, no. It’s just too much like random words. The Voight-Kampff test, maybe. As long as it was said by an android resembling drunk alt-right wanker.

      • Grumpy Old Man

        English – do you speak it good? Did you start with a contraction? Or are you missing a noun? Maybe your next class should include punctuation but before that you might consider researching homonyms. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae486cb3d11b7562794ef4446ef21c4ecf494f1a96283ea6b46a2dd8bfa2ecb3.gif

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Cabinet sucks so hard he can’t even get a good etiquette coach.

  • William Nule Rockhill

    after i hear her state that she was busying establishing her !!!daughter foundation!! whom!!!! I see a big donation from a demoncrat that helped start her Daughter foundation …that is helping mom with her decision

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Not letting this thread end on that note.

    https://youtu.be/IN05jVNBs64

    • dshwa

      This was the first thing I thought of when I heard trumps initial comments, and it made me even more sad.

    • Grokenstein

      Dang, that’s some strange Islamism goin’ on there, though. /s

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    I am more and more convenced that Trump is a (i dont throw this word around lightly) sociopath. He has zero empathy for anyone else. Its why he cant take a joke or make one. He is incapable of feeling the pain of others.

  • dshwa

    Dear Disquis,

    If I now have to click a box for why I’m flagging a comment, at least do me the courtesy of including “post contains a rage stroke inducing level of assholery”

    Thanks,

    Dshwa

    • Pirate Jenny

      Disqus flagging suuuuucks :(

  • blaid droog

    I wouldn’t answer his calls either.

    • Joseph Miceli

      I would.I’d even put it on speaker phone. I have a few things I’d like to say to him.

  • thincaboutit

    If you disagree with our misguided Middle Child-in-Chief, please sign this petition: http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/revoke-donald-j-trumps-middle-child-credentials.html

  • Invidosa

    I’m currently feeling like a violent leftist. I believe I shall violently carry a sign and violently shout protest slogans. I’m sure I will be quite a threat and will have to be condemned for not sitting down, shutting up and drinking the goddam koolaid like a good little girl.

    Fuck these people

  • runfastandwin

    I’m pretty sure she was going to say FUCK YOU but then thought before she spoke…

  • Look! I’m a Cat!

    I like how the newslady says Trump “reached out” when clearly he didn’t so much “reach out” as notice the public thought he was being an insensitive Nazi apologist jerk and make a feeble and clumsy attempt to save face.

    Media is way too soft on him.

  • BFD

    The American, Russian, and British soldiers who fought and died in WW2 were equally reprehensible to the Germans doing the same thing. Trump Revisionist History 101.

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