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Nowhere near as good as the Andy Kaufman bit where the sobs turn into a calypso song.

You may have already seen the viral video of poor Christopher Cantwell, the Sniffling Nazi. If you haven’t, here, come meet Christopher Cantwell, the Sniffling Nazi. He is a big-time rightwing presence on the interwebs who the SPLC says has a call-in talk show for fascist dudes, and is also an aspiring standup comedian, although he probably doesn’t have the stones to actually handle a tough crowd. But it’s good to have goals, and now that he’s become infamous as the Sniffling Nazi, if he ever gets an HBO or Netflix special, he’s got a title ready to go: Crying is Easy. Comedy is Hard. He’d better credit Wonkette though, or we’ll sue him right into another teary panic.

He’s enough of a Big Deal that he was even featured on the not-at-all Nazi-ish poster for the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville last weekend, though he wasn’t right up top:

Most normal human Americans had never heard of Mr. Cantwell — OK, most still haven’t, but more know him now — before he appeared in two videos following the violence in Charlottesville. In Vice News’s terrific coverage of the march, Cantwell can be seen talking about how ready he is for whatever the Enemy might throw at him, because he is an alpha tough-guy male with a gun and the shield of his beliefs, which will prevail. He told Vice News reporter Elle Reeve, “We’re not non-violent, we’ll fucking kill these people if we have to” and went on to say he was pretty stoked that one of the asshats who marched with the Nazibros had killed Heather Heyer by smashing his car into a crowd of counter-demonstrators:

“I’d say it was worth it,” he said. “The fact that nobody on our side died, I’d go ahead and call that points for us… I think a lot more people are going to die here.”

He shows up at several points in the video; we’ve cued up the first, then he’s also whining about how he’s being all lawful and stuff (they had a PERMIT!) at 6:35 and elsewhere.

Oh, but once he found out there was a warrant out for his arrest, Mr. Big Tough White Nationalist went into hiding and posted the video for which he will truly become famous, with all the sobbing and choking up and sniffling:

The poor lad is practically shitting his pants.

I want to be peaceful, I want to be law-abiding, okay? That was the whole entire point of this. And I’m watching CNN talk about this as violent, white nationalist protest — we have done everything in our power to keep this peaceful. I know we can talk a lot of shit on the internet […] Every step of the way, we have tried to do the right thing. And they just won’t stop! We have used every peaceful and lawful means by which to redress our grievances, and our enemies just will not stop.

The poor thing says he was assaulted, and that “Chelsea Manning, this Tranny fanatic” had even posted a “picture of himself — [sneer] herself! — talking about curb-stomping Nazis!” Gosh, someone posted a violent fantasy on the Internet? Must not have been in the Wonkette comments, that’s for sure. “What options do we have left?” he wants to know. Maybe don’t shitpost about the joys of genocide and you won’t have people shitposting about wanting to genocide you? It’s a thought.

Also, we learn that Christopher Cantwell the Sniffling Nazi was especially terrified during the torchlit parade at the University of Virginia because the mean liberals there wouldn’t let him carry a gun, so he was especially twitchy, and that’s why he had to hit some people. He offers to let law enforcement come and pick him up, and admits to any cops that he is armed, but sobs he wants to give up peacefully: “I’m terrified you’re going to kill me, I really am.”

“I honestly believe I’ve been law abiding, and I’ve been engaged in violence, I have, there’s no question about it,” the pensive oppressed fella sniffs. But it was “done in defense of myself and others,” so it’s all OK!

Since the video went viral, Cantwell the Sniffling Nazi has had to do some ‘splaining about how he’s no coward, writing on social media, “Please be careful. I’m willing to fight and die with you. I’m not a coward. But we are not prepared for the conflict we are about to walk into.”

He also complained on his personal website that he’s bein’ oppressed just for having an opinion, and Facebook and PayPal and Twitter have suspended his accounts (for TOS violations because The Jews) and whatever happened to the First Amendment, huh?

I have had no trial, no process of any kind, I have only been crucified by Jewish media and financial outlets for daring to suggest white people have a right to exist, to have a history, to have a culture, and to have a nation.

It’s a tough old world out there for Whine Nationalists, always being attacked by antifa thugs who violently locked arms and wouldn’t let Nazis crash through a line of clergy locking their way into the park, even though the Nazis had a permit.

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  • Iron Monkey

    This would be funny if it weren’t so disgusting in every possible way. But it is still easy to laugh about this asshole and his whining.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      I find it instructive that when you peel back the hate, the insecurity and fear come shining through. Blindingly.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Look at his mentor, Donald J. Trump. It comes out differently with Trump, but we’re still seeing the insecurity and fear.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    “It’s a cucktastrophe.”

    ~Ana Kasparian

  • FauxAntocles
  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “I have had no trial, no process of any kind”

    wow – fucking up the concept of free speech AND due process in such a short sentence.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I’m pretty sure he’ll get his trial soon enough.

    • BosGrl

      Somewhere, the spirit of Philando Castile is laughing a mirthless laugh.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        and trayvon martin and brown and gardner and freddie gray and thousands more we’ll never know about it.

        • Eileen Besse

          …sad….

    • ViveLaResistance!

      Yeah, fascism is all about giving people free speech and fair trials. Too bad so many of your “alt-right” (er..racist. Thanks AP) bros are Nazis.

  • Anna Rompage

    Let me get this straight, this guy is all bound up over the fear that some people in our country might treat him how he’s been espousing to treat people of color, Jews, and the LGBT community…

    Seriously?

    What a cuck….

  • schmannity

    . . . also an aspiring standup comedian.

    He should open at the Apollo.

  • CindyinEncinitas
    • BadKitty904

      Yes. It is.

  • Pussy.

  • BadKitty904

    The poor lad is practically shitting his pants.

    TED NOUGAT libelz!!1!

  • schmannity

    He might be arrested on a moment’s notice. So unfair that he is treated like a person of color in Amerika.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      noted without comment:

      “He offers to let law enforcement come and pick him up, and admits to any cops that he is armed, but sobs he wants to give up peacefully: “I’m terrified you’re going to kill me, I really am.”

      • OneYieldRegular

        As if this cretin has anything to worry about. It’s not like he’s getting stopped by an Alabama cop for having a busted taillight while black.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          on a lonely road…in the middle of the night…in an expensive car…while lawfully carrying a weapon.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Or a Minneapolis cop.

          • “M”

            Or an Oklahoma cop later promoted to deputy sheriff in a different district.

      • BrianW

        Foolish Nazi. Cops don’t kill white people at random.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Exactly. Absolutely zero awareness of how people of color have to go through this every day in this country.

    • Bright Bart

      this guy or Donald Trump?

      haha its all of them Katie.

    • “M”

      So UNFAIR!!!

      A DJT word.

  • BadKitty904
  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Just run away and take off your Nazi shirt-like that other whinging little shitbag at your rally-and it will all go away.

  • Wild Cat

    Make the sane part of the nation sigh . . .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKBirH1t_sk

    • laughingnome

      Love this song.

  • Rick Hill
  • icekat

    Okay, about this whole “permit” nonsense–unless municipal permitting has changed a LOT in recent years, they don’t come with a license to kill.

    • NastyBossetti

      Also, the permit thing wasn’t true. Yes, the Nazis had a permit, but so did at least one other group. (source)

  • Blackest Noobs

    Christopher Cantwell is basically all of them..talks tough but when push comes to shove…little boy cries and cries about the mean old cops coming to fucking kill him.

    well one thing Chrissy…the cops wouldn’t kill you….you’re white…you got privileges.
    however if you did get charged with something and go to BIG BOY’S JAIL…well two things are very likely:

    1) you will get shanked…but mostly because you’re such a fucking pussy.

    or

    2) sucking A LOT of RACISTY NAZI COCK ( you’ll need to join the Aryans in prison, but for their protection, you will have to do something…but shit…don’t worry…it’ll be WHITE COCK for you)

    so let’s hope this crying baby moron racist gets a jail sentence. it might be the best thing for him.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • CindyinEncinitas

      Perfect.

  • OneYieldRegular

    F*ck if I’m going to waste my time watching a Nazi cry.

    • Atheist

      It’s all a ploy for sympathy. He even gives his phone number out to bait leftists into dirty dialing him. He’s just another manipulative racist.

    • SpideySenser

      I gave it a couple of minutes. I now want those minutes back. Whiny-ass little shite. PUH-LEEZ!

  • Atheist

    I don’t see how he can twist it that Chelsea Manning threatened to curb stomp him. Maybe I’m missing something but taking a picture of the bottom of one’s boot is not the same thing as telling someone that they’re going to put someone’s teeth against the curb and smash the back of their head in with their foot.

    https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/896235475853357060

  • David Chaillou

    Are violent fantasies ok in Wonkette comments now?

    • Wild Cat

      Only with a good money shot.

      • David Chaillou

        Sorry, didn’t get that. Can you translate for foreigner please?

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          uhhhhh…

          I’m a Texas prude, so I would recommend google.

        • Wild Cat

          Double entendre. Money shot is a porn term for “ejaculation.” It also has a violent ring to it. Not as good an idiom as your “Little Death.”

    • doktorzoom

      No. See featured comment.

      • David Chaillou

        No worry, I was trying to think up a truly violent fantasy and nothing came up. Guess I’m just a poor liberal snowflake.

        There’s a torture museum in Volterra, Tuscany which I once visited because my kids insisted, and just seeing the instruments and the descriptions of their use, I got nauseated nearly to the point of retching.

        • richardgrabman

          Is that the same cheezy torture museum that sprung up at the Palacio de la Inquision (which was later a medical school, and now a medical museum) here in Mexico City? All those replica instruments of torture and a real electric chair?

          • David Chaillou

            Don’t know. There are pictures on the web. It’s not inquisition oriented, more a general focus on the middle ages. Honestly, it’s chilling. Didn’t expect that when I entered the place.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      No

  • TJ Barke

    It’s almost like being part of an ideology that advocates for oppression and exploitation makes people hate you or something…

  • doktorzoom

    As I seem to have to keep repeating, Yr Wonkette’s pretty specific commenting policy remains in effect. No advocating, fantasizing about, or perseverating on how much fun it would be to kill or injure Nazis.

    Yes, we know Nazis are evil people. You don’t have to like Nazis. You can say Nazis are horrible, because they are. But no, you may not call for them to be curbstomped, punched, shot, or raped in prison. There are websites where that’s OK. This isn’t one of them.

    Also, while Cantwell the Sniffling Nazi gives out a phone number (for police to call) in the video, please do not doxx him or harass him, because that is Not Cool. No, that is not meant ironically. Post the number in the comments and we’ll delete it, and bench you from commenting for 24 hours. We’re the non-terrorist side, remember?

    — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    • Atheist

      I can’t be any clearer – what I posted was examining the claim Cantwell is making versus the actual tweet Chelsea Manning posted.

      • doktorzoom

        Heh — I didn’t have anyone in specific in mind! Planned to add this comment from the start.

    • puredog

      I thought “punching a nazi” was okay? The other stuff is over the top, sure, and just self-degrading. But a nice clean punch (or maybe even a sucker-punch)? Geez.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Meh, it’s kind of getting worn out as a joke, which just leaves it to be taken at face value

        • puredog

          I got no problem with face value. I suppose, though, that the literalists might line up a hundred people with fists to each punch the same nazi in the same face over and over and then the fun and games would be over. Sigh, okay.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Stick to doing it in self defense and they can’t play the victim or be a martyr

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i’d buy a drink if I could Dok. You been working hard this week.

    • aureolaborealis

      Wait. So ‘punching the Nazi’ is not a euphemism for masturbation? This is all so confusing.

      • texcynical

        that would be ”spanking Hermann the one-eyed German’

        • aureolaborealis

          Sauering the kraut?

          • Pauladrios

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      • alpacapunchbowl

        It is now! Well, I guess it is if you hate your dick?
        Remember those WWII posters encouraging carpooling to preserve gas, if you drive alone you’re driving with Hitler? An ex of mine used to refer to drinking alone (which he did kind of a lot, let’s just say) as “drinking with Hitler”.

  • arglebargle
  • Canadian_Bacon

    Was that “sniffling” or “snivelling”? Or both?

    • doktorzoom

      Yes.

    • SDGeoff3

      Fake. It was fake.

    • Nockular cavity

      Whatever it is, he’s gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man.

      Hey, I’m just quoting Chrissie Hynde!

      • SpideySenser

        All for the prestige and the glory, another human interest story.

  • House0fTheBlueLights
    • Darlene Underdahl

      It’s the old “you can’t arrest all of us.”

    • marxalot

      Malicious compliance: if you want to arrest us, you’re going to have to process every damn Spartacus in town. Prepare to watch as your office grinds to a screeching halt and your filing gets wrecked.

      • “M”

        Meanwhile, the only black woman who hung the noose around the statue’s neck is being held on two felony riot charges, jeopardizing her right to vote.
        In North Carolina.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I heard he’s changing his name to Christopher I. Canteven.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    First of all, I don’t agree with Chelsea Manning. In my opinion she seriously put western interests in danger and Wikileaks made some true fake news with it so as far as I care she should still be in jail.

    However, if you post a cry baby video and still manage to call her a tranny you really show your true colors you dickwad.

  • CindyinEncinitas
    • BosGrl

      LOL. These aren’t men. They are stupid little boys.

      • SDGeoff3

        With hands and brains to match.

    • Nockular cavity

      Ya know, something tells me we’re not exactly dealing with the fearsome Waffen SS here.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Her we call them the blaffen SS (blaffen is Dutch for barking)

        Woof woof SS would be a fun English adaption.

    • Eileen Besse

      Damn! He’s whiter than me!!!!!!

  • marxalot

    I’d love to know how dousing a woman in a wheelchair with lighter fluid and trying to set her on fire counts as self-defense violence, I truly would.

    Also, if you’ve got any spare Ameros, there’s a UVA library worker who suffered a stroke after intervening in a C-Ville beating who could use them.

  • msanthropesmr

    He did more than make his mother sigh. He made her change her name and disown him.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I have had no trial, no process of any kind,

    Kafka says you’re a wuss.

    • msanthropesmr

      Yeah, well, he’s a giant cockroach.

  • proudgrampa

    Oh. For. Fuck’s. Sake.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    The fact that nobody on our side died, I’d go ahead and call that points for us

    Oh, I’m sorry–I didn’t know we were in a contest for who could have the fewest fucking fatalities FFS…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f384c9f3fc5d6665b23112c6a5faf9deb2ae69ab4780ffcc03d38974cd1da250.gif

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      suggested edit: “fewest fucking murders”

      but i’m happy to be ignored.

    • msanthropesmr

      Well considering that all these asshats are in the running for Darwin awards….

  • Aileen

    …for daring to suggest white people have a right to exist (totally with you here!), to have a history (yes, in fact our teaching of history is almost entirely oriented toward white men such as yourself!), to have a culture (you’re starting to lose me, my favorite parts of American culture aren’t white), and to have a nation (nope, sorry, totally lost me here).

  • elviouslyqueer
    • BadKitty904

      And in August!

      CLIMATE CHANGE!!1!

  • SDGeoff3

    He’s faking. He will never be a successful stand up comic if he doesn’t get some acting lessons. But it looks like that may have to wait.

  • Darlene Underdahl

    I accept the economic anxiety issue (few simple jobs that pay well), but I think the root of this is white men being outbred by men of color. Simple little Dylan Root even alluded to that, and I doubt he was a deep thinker.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      sorry, but I disagree.

      It’s about the loss of power (that they think they’re owed), based on being born white.

      I read an amazing comment or tweet recent saying something along the lines of, these people embrace white supremacy because it means they’ve accomplished something by virtue of being born and not having to do anything else.

      • Darlene Underdahl

        We were poor but my mother used to say “at least we’re white,” so yeah. It can’t be dismissed.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          sorry, I’m snappy at the moment.

          • Darlene Underdahl

            No problems. It’s complicated.

    • Atheist

      I don’t even think he believes that, though. He most of his victims were black women.

  • Indiepalin

    Seeing that Baked Alaska showed up baked, it is not surprising how things turned out.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Maybe if those twunts did get baked they’d calm the fuck down and engage in some self-reflection and realize that the hate in their souls is ugly and pernicious and they should get their shit together and embrace love…
      Yeah, I know. Pollyanna talk.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • blaid droog

    Is it within the boundaries of the comment rules to suggest that this nazi be stripped nekkid, tied down on an ant hill and be bathed in high fructose corn syrup? There’s nothing inherently violent in this suggestion is there? I mean even ants gotta eat, right?

    • doktorzoom

      It would skating so close to the edge that you should know not to.

    • ThisBearMaulsFascists

      I’d say he should be forced to listen to “In the Year 2525” on repeat, but THAT would DEFINITELY get me banhammered.

    • Only if you can confirm that’s one of his fetishes.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    He seems gneiss.
    i.e. rocks in his head.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Why are the soldiers on the poster in blue uniforms?

    • Raan

      Nazis are blue-gray colorblind.

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        Or something

  • Baconzgood

    This is like the time I was in the principle’s office when I fought back against a bully who spent years beating me up.

    Baconz: yeah…we all know he beat me up since the 6th grade. Finally (as a sophmore) I knocked HIM down and kicked him until Mr. Koach pulled me off him. Sorry that I disturbed history class.

    Baconzbully: WHAAAAAAA I’M CALLING MY MOM AND WE’LL SUE YOU WHAAAAAAA.

    • BadKitty904

      Every. Single. Time.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      smartest thing my dad ever did for me… as a first or second grader, I was being chased by the neighborhood bully intent on doing damage to me. My father saw it happening from a couple doors down and yelled to me to stand my ground and defend myself. Long story short- I beat his ass and the neighborhood bullying stopped right then and there for everyone. And yes, he cried too…

    • aureolaborealis

      This sounds disturbingly similar to my rural public school experience.
      “We have been negligent in keeping you safe for years. You’ve been harassed and punched and terrorized for being smart in a town that doesn’t value intelligence, and we’ve kind of sat back and watched and laughed because ‘boys will be boys’ and ‘gotta let them work it out’, but now that you’ve fought back, it’s clear that things are out of hand. So we’re suspending you. For finally fighting back. Yes, you heard that correctly.”

      • alpacapunchbowl

        EXACTLY. The schools aren’t willing to do shit because kid-bully is 99% of the time the spawn of parent-bully. They’re afraid of what parent-bully might do (sue, spread rumors and lies, etc), so they refuse to do anything whatsoever to keep the kid who’s being bullied safe. It’s disgusting.

    • On that day, he became President.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Interesting question. What happens in a stand your ground state if Jewish people block a Nazi march? Fear for my life is credible so whose rights does the state uphold?

    • suziq

      You really need to ask? The white one. Always the white one. Plus, they have a permit!

    • ThisBearMaulsFascists

      Make sure to remind them that you haz all teh munneys, and teh media also too.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      If we want to be fair to all involved, we’ll have to go with the story of the one who’s still breathing, since that’s the only story we’ll have.

  • Ezio

    MORE NICE TIME: Carl Paladino, a Trump loving racist jackass who once called Michelle Obama a “gorilla” on the Buffalo, NY school board has been FIRED!!!

    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Carl-Paladino-Barack-Obama-Michelle-Insult-New-York-School-Board-Controversy-440917293.html

    • laughingnome

      Ran for Governor a few years ago and got curbed-stomped with votes.

    • Nockular cavity

      GOOD.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Why do people say stupid shit to reporters and expect it to be assumed it wasn’t for publication?

      Has Carl Paladino never spoken to a reporter before and was unaware of the rules?

  • DainBramage

    I was amazed at the composure of the Vice News reporter, Elle Reeve. Great job!

    • puredog

      She did rather maintain her equilibrium and ask good questions. Gal may go places.

  • Jenny

    So many delicious tears. Yum. Yuuuummy. 😢

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Wow, US manufacturing really sucks, we can’t even make nazis right. I want a refund.

  • BadKitty904
  • PubOption

    Pax Dickinson was not living up to his/her name.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Mr. Big Tough White Nationalist went into hiding and posted the video for which he will truly become famous, with all the sobbing and choking up and sniffling

    Yeah–maybe on another day I would have made it past the one minute mark. The day after seeing Heather Hayer’s mom have to deliver her daughter’s eulogy is not that day TYVM.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Note to Mr. Cantwell: Your enemies will never stop.

  • Raan

    As I said earlier, I don’t want him dead.

    I want him weeping like a child when the judge sentences him.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “PayPal was the most important part of my financial life, and it has now shut me out.”

    LMAO…..Ohhh princess, so you were sponging off other people like a good little welfare princess….You’re so precious.

    You can GFY

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6da7ad12a360d9fe7d64c9cbc39501030b657e8e09583135b0a1c48c57a6649a.gif?w=600&h=167

    • Daniel Hooper

      HEY! Some of us send out invoices for our commissioned work from PayPal! You take that back! #NotAllPayPalers

    • Joe Beese

      PayPal was the most important part of my financial life

      See, that was your first mistake.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Get a job, ASSHOLE! Oh, wait you can’t because everyone knows you’re a NAZI.

  • renegade500

    I really did try to watch his video, and I couldn’t. There was so much Ima Victim that my bullshit meter flat out melted and I had to go get a beverage. At work!

    (The beverage was water, but still.)

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Who’s a good boy?
    Who’s a good boy?
    https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xJUQuHVCBnWGys/giphy.gif YOU’RE a good boy.

    • BadKitty904

      Tiggywinkle!

    • SpideySenser

      Squee!

  • msanthropesmr

    There’s no crying in the master race!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Cry baby cry
    Make your mother sigh
    You’re old enough to know better
    So cry baby cry

  • georgiaburning

    Hello Nazis- Don’t like this country? Please depart from it. Can’t find a place that will take you? Not our problem.

  • Thurman Munster IV

    Cry nazi cry make your mama sigh

    • Raan

      You’re old enough to know better
      So cry nazi cry

  • Ezio
    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Can someone post a dub version of that to YouTube, stat?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      It just rolls off the tongue.

  • Joe Beese
    • BadKitty904

      Thereby ending rule-of-law in the United States…

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Twitler has the right to pardon the racist old shitbag, it’s just really really gross that he’s going to.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Well, then, he’d better hire him right after. I’d like to think his public-sector life is over on the state or local levels, since they’d actually have to live with the consequences.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            I dunno, I bet there’s some shitty little town that would be proud to have him.

      • Longstreet63

        Oh, that’s bound to go anyway, when Trump preemptively pardons anyone he’s ever met for life.

        • BadKitty904

          And the Republican Congress will do nothing.

  • proudgrampa

    Thank you, Doktor:

    doktorzoom King • 5 minutes ago
    As I seem to have to keep repeating, Yr Wonkette’s pretty specific commenting policy remains in effect. No advocating, fantasizing about, or perseverating on how much fun it would be to kill or injure Nazis.

    Yes, we know Nazis are evil people. You don’t have to like Nazis. You can say Nazis are horrible, because they are. But no, you may not call for them to be curbstomped, punched, shot, or raped in prison. There are websites where that’s OK. This isn’t one of them.

    Also, while Cantwell the Sniffling Nazi gives out a phone number (for police to call) in the video, please do not doxx him or harass him, because that is Not Cool. No, that is not meant ironically. Post the number in the comments and we’ll delete it, and bench you from commenting for 24 hours. We’re the non-terrorist side, remember?

    — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    I will sign your petition.

    • msanthropesmr

      I’ll subscribe to his newsletter.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        beat me to it!

  • NastyBossetti

    “we have done everything in our power to keep this peaceful”

    No, showing up armed to the teeth is NOT doing everything in your power to keep anything peaceful.

  • BadKitty904
  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    sigh, unintentional irony from Rexxon:

    US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has offered his condolences for the loss of life in Barcelona. He also warned terrorists they will be brought to justice in the wake of the Las Ramblas attack.

    Terrorists around the world should know, the United States and our allies are resolved to find you and bring you to justice.

    • BadKitty904
    • proudgrampa

      Wow. Is that irony, schadenfreude, or what??? Stupidity?

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        notice how quickly it was so unequivocally made – within, what 4 hours maybe?

        • puredog

          Like his boss, he had to wait for the facts which, if I understand, are far from in.

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            at this point – the death toll, depending on the media outlet, is ranging from 1 to 13.

            Also, we of course don’t know the motive or identity of the attackers.

            (Spanish authorities seem confident it was terror, but as noted, the guns and driving through crowded streets were probably a clue).

        • Longstreet63

          They’re always quick to scream terrorism when it’s not white people doing it.

          • Red Bird

            And yet they haven’t shown us who drove the vane into the people in Barcelona.

          • Longstreet63

            They’re confused about whether the Spanish are white?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      unless you’re white and “defending statues”

    • ThisBearMaulsFascists

      Why, it’s ALMOST as terroristy as property damage or blocking traffic!!

    • Red Bird

      As expected.

  • PubOption
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      bookmarked…I’ve probably seen this one, but man…so good. (she was a texan!)

  • Lindsay LF
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I have had no trial, no process of any kind, I have only been crucified

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5701987ba232f6eaadb91bdf5385a8091ca65a2d612ff328ea0e55de8ec17af.png

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i’m an atheist – but I laughed.

    • Joe Beese

      In fairness, Jesus had due process.

      • Longstreet63

        He had a lousy lawyer, though.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    But he’s not a coward. Just ask him.

  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • weejee

      And with the pepe, we get the pew.

      / that’s the P.U. variety pew, rather than church pew, or NRA pew, pew, pew

  • Crystalclear12

    Your freedom of speech means you get say what you want.
    My freedom of speech means I can call you a racist, Nazi dick for saying it.
    Here endth the lesson.

    • Raan

      How about a coprophagic Nazi cuntwaffle?

      • Crystalclear12

        Yep, covered.

  • Joe Beese

    I’m sorry, you’re simply not Wehrmacht material. But we thank you for your interest.

    • Longstreet63

      Oh, I’m sure they’d find him space in a nice Osttruppen unit. Guys like that are always handy to stand behind the conscripts with a gun.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      The Third Reich was powered by pharmaceutical grade meth, highly addictive, but lacking the physical side effects their modern American compatriots experience with their tainted homemade stuff.

      Definitely not Wehrmacht.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    This talent evident on this video should get him audition for the new production of “Revisionist Evita”. He can sing “Cry For Me, Argentina” at the try-out.

  • Righteous Action Jack

    Y’know, if he’s right and Jews run everything, is it wise for him too go around threatening to genocide them? Just wondering where his head is here, besides buried up his own, blubbering ass.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Crying nazi cries! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Anna Rompage

      Ah yes, the Jews that make up 1.7% of the American population run everything and are the reason these people’s lives are so miserable…

      • Righteous Action Jack

        Of course they are, I mean, it’s not like they’re not perfectly capable of screwing up their lives without any outside help, after all, they’re ‘the master race’.

  • schmannity

    There’s no crying in Nazism!

    Tom Hanks, A Nazi Party of Their Own.

  • BadKitty904
  • Blanche Beecham

    My only hope is that he is the standard (not just a weak, crybaby exception) for the group. I do not want these nuts to be mentally tough or confident.

    • OutOfOrbit

      watch the violent videos–a sNazi will hit (or try to hit) someone and then instantly try to retreat back into those brave sNazis behind him

    • Righteous Action Jack

      I’ve known nazis, they are neither tough nor confident. Confidence betrays the need for a cult-like racial identity and mental toughness is never achieved with complete reliance on a group.

  • TundraGrifter

    False flag.

  • Righteous Action Jack

    This is just a beautiful thing. He really shows what cowards all nazis really are.

  • capnkrunch
  • BadKitty904
  • MynameisBlarney
    • Righteous Action Jack

      Hehe!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Apologies if it’s been posted already.
    https://twitter.com/AuburnSeminary/status/898178088210767873

    • Christopher Story

      I love this. I haven’t gotten tired of seeing it yet.

    • BadKitty904

      I am Spartacus!

  • Joe Beese
  • Bill D. Burger

    Cantwell has bragged about all the weapons he has. Sounds like he’s spent wisely, huh? ___ Looking for black helicopters, the illuminati, perhaps needing all that protection to avoid the Walmart FEMA underground facilities?

    Your future looks bright Snowflake.

  • JMP

    The cops aren’t going to kill you unless you’re an active threat; you’re white.

    • marxalot

      Even then: the Cville cops took one look at the white thugs with their body aromor and weapons and just left.

  • DerrickWildcat

    Low energy Cantdoanythingright can’t hang with the big boys. Cries like a little girl when things get tough SAD! Get him outta here.

  • Anna Rompage

    What do you mean I cannot take my guns to prison with me? I’m protected under the second amendment, and that flag has gold fringe, so this is a maritime court!

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      ah, the Bundy gambit.

    • Eileen Besse

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • smitallica

    Um, yeah, Christopher? Hi. Quick historical point:
    The original, German, paleo-Nazis were law-abiding too. They made sure to keep just about everything they did nice and legal. Even when they started loading people on trains. So maybe we don’t use that defense anymore, k? Thx.

    • laughingnome

      Yep

    • marxalot

      Once they were the ones making the laws, gosh! The sky was the limit, law-abiding-wise.

    • Claire

      The difference between “legal” and “moral” is one of those things conservatives can never seem to wrap their heads around. Too subtle for them, apparently.

    • Weird Fishes

      That’s not as important as Snowflake’s fee-fees, you heartless antifa monster.

      God, that poor man. Can someone give him a hug please? Please?

    • Ugh, this drives me bonkers, and even liberals get sucked in. “They’re not really Nazis. They aren’t running concentration camps, after all.” As if opening concentration camps was item #1 on the National Socialists’ agenda.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Christopher Story

    Their heads are so far up their own asses they are now eating their own brains.

    • MynameisBlarney

      In that case, they’ll starve to fucking death shortly.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Objection!

      Assumes brains not in evidence.

  • Portia McGonagal

    Sniveling, sniffling, big he-man everyone hater can’t take the heat. What’s wrong dude? To paraphrase Don Henley, “He wants to send someone to emergency, but he’s afraid of going to jail”.

    • marxalot

      Too scared for real freedom, I guess. Because no concept of freedom is complete without the freedom to take the consequences.

  • CO
  • can I fantasize about them being abducted by aliens and used in dissecting experiments? I mean, science fiction about creatures who have no evil intentions, merely a scientific curiosity about what makes fascists tick?

    Sort of like dog bites cat.

  • Atheist

    fake anti-fa posters are being circulated

    Says anti-fa is coming to murder white children.

    :/

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/fake-antifa-make-their-way-around-right-wing-circles/

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Yes, because being anti-fascist mean you must kill all white people.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        It’s all about the white genocide, dontcha know?

    • MynameisBlarney

      They obviously can’t win legitimately, so they resort to shit like that.
      The fucking cowards.

      • Atheist

        I know, right? They wonder why people think they are evil. They have zero honesty and zero moral compass.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      more fake news from the same liars who always shout “fake news”

    • Courser_Resistance

      Uh… I think they’re going to have issues with credibility. “their H*** masters”…? I’m not formally with the ‘anti-fa’ but I’m pretty sure they’re not targeting Jews. I also gravely doubt they would use such a bigoted and hateful slur.

      • Atheist

        I think their heads are so far up their own asses that even they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.

        Only a Nazi would assume that Jews are the boss of anyone despite thousands of years of evidence to the contrary of Jews being subjugated by all the nations they’ve lived in. Anti-fa is against Nazis, so…

        These posters are bizarre and unhinged to say the least.

    • Manders

      It’s interesting . . . the March Against Google was apparently “postponed” due to a “credible threat” from antifa (groups? websites? individuals? the MAG website does not say. But I wonder if they either ginned these up as an excuse to not march, or are deciding to believe in them, because either way they don’t have to march and deal with any blowback from Charlottesville.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        FWIW (not much) – i had read it was cancelled due to a threat to drive a car into their march.

  • Vincent Ricola

    “Christopher Cantwell crying is exactly as sad as the end of the movie Beaches.” – Donald J Trump

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      cut the budgets to the NEA and other arts programs, tore down historic art to build Trump tower- yeah he really gives a shit…

  • Most normal human Americans had never heard of Mr. Cantwell

    He should seriously consider changing his name.

    Cantdoanythingwellexceptcrylikeababy.
    http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/my_gosh_robert_downey_jr.gif

  • Longstreet63

    I dunno, these guys always talk about how they just wanna have a white nation, but they never seem to move to Finland.

    • Christopher Story

      These people are the epitome of the entitled takers they rail against. They can’t actually build anything themselves, when left to their devices, so they make up this myth that they are a master race entitled to everything and use that myth to justify taking everybody else’s accomplishments for themselves because they are somehow entitled to all those creations. Including fully functioning governments.

    • Anna Rompage

      Not to mention, how do the Jews, that comprise 1.7% of our population have so much control over these folks from the supposed master race?

      • aureolaborealis

        By being devious and cunning, obviously.

    • NastyBossetti

      That’s because Finland doesn’t exist.

      • Longstreet63

        Yeah? Well where does Tom come from, then?

        • NastyBossetti

          If I’m reading the conspiracy theory correctly, either Sweden or Russia. Possibly Estonia, but more likely Sweden or Russia.

          • Longstreet63

            Sweden and Russia have at least the virtue of having been true at one time, although there was still a Finland, and even the fucking Tsars knew better than to screw with the Finns.

  • Kooolest G
  • Bill D. Burger

    And even the Nazi supporters on FUX News are crying: Gawwwd’!

    [‘I Am So Uncomfortable Having This Conversation’: Fox Host On Neo-Nazis
    8/17/2017:

    Fox News host Melissa Francis on Wednesday (*struggling not to cry) said she was “uncomfortable” being questioned about her staunch defense of President Donald Trump’s remarks blaming “both sides” for violence that erupted at a white supremacist rally where participants changed Nazi slogans over the weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia.
    “He never said equal blame,” Francis said on Fox News’ “Outnumbered.” “No one said equal, and that’s one of the places where this went off the rails.”

    “He said there were ‘very good people’ among the neo-Nazi protesters,” Fox News contributor Marie Harf replied. “He did — don’t roll your eyes! He did say those words, Melissa.”

    “He didn’t say there were ‘very good people among neo-Nazi protesters.’ He didn’t say that. Find that,” Francis shot back.

    “He said there were very good people on the other side,” Harf said. “It was clear what he was talking about.”

    “There were people that were opposed to the statues coming down. Look, can I tell you this? I am so uncomfortable having this conversation,” Francis said, fighting back tears.

    She became visibly emotional and fought back tears as she continued.]

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-uncomfortable-talking-about-neo-nazis

  • Courser_Resistance

    Thanks Doc. I realize people are going to crash his phone. I just don’t want it to be us.

  • Righteous Action Jack
    • alpacapunchbowl

      He doesn’t deserve Janis.

  • marxalot

    He was engaged in violence, but he honestly believes he’s been law abiding, sicne he’s white, so baby should get his binkie I guess.

  • Steve Cole

    I think this is exactly how Trumpolini will react when they come for him: tears and denial.

    • laineypc

      It is my daily fantasy, the moment when we see his arrest, his resignation, or his reaction to impeachment, also the pee tapes. I want to see them, and I want to see his face the moment he realizes they are going to be made public and there is not a thing he can do about it. My life has stopped until one of these things happens.
      I have considered how I would feel if something not allowed in the comments were to happen, and I have to say I would far prefer to see him come to the realization that he has failed and he could not convince us otherwise, and watch the humiliation. In slow mo. Over and over.

      • Persistent Demme

        Every time I hit refresh, a little piece of me hopes that this is so.

  • Ezio

    Slightly related PSA: Confederate statues coming down is no more “censorship” than a talentless hack’s work getting rejected from an art gallery.

  • pi may

    idiot has post on his website rihgt now it’s a nazi flame war, I reported to Disqus, and this clown has the neve to tell me to remove the “N” word from my post, he meant NAZI is a n word his name is Lord Bokeh , the butt plug bad me from disqus disqus for saying NAZI

    here is the link
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473054384

    don’t post on caNTWELL SITE DISQUS WILL GIVE HIM/tHEM YOUR CONTACT INFO

    ALSO COULD SOMEONE LET THE PERSON WHO ACKNOWLEDGED IT KNOW WHAT LORD BOKEH DID HERE
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473052435

  • Joe Beese

    Must have gotten all the facts more quickly this time.

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/898243270169563136

    • OutOfOrbit

      “–we love you!” haz that OPOS seen the skin color of a Spanish peep?

      • Joe Beese

        Trump loves all races. It’s a fountain of fellow-feeling that springs from the depths of his soul. It’s what produces the humility and kindness that marks all his dealings with others.

        You didn’t notice?

        • OutOfOrbit

          i suddenly feel dizzy

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        well, they europeans, sooooo

      • Red Bird

        Or the skin color of the people who ran into the crowd.

    • Bill D. Burger

      ….but the one in Charlottesville, VA. ___ ????

      Both sides….no terrorism, no terrorism……YOU’RE the terrorism. derp, derp….

    • Christopher Story

      I can’t even, today.

    • greyXstar

      Zero self-awareness ever. He’s legit insane.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      No “both sides”? Huh.

  • OutOfOrbit

    haz the Crying sNazi surrendered yet? if not, will the press be there? I wanna see it

  • Reximus

    I dont believe a fucking WORD of the sniffling Nazi video…these guys are all about fake victimhood

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    I’ll bet plenty of real Nazis cried on their first night inside the prison at Nurenberg, too, so don’t feel bad whatever in the fuck your name is. (Not going to waste the effort to scroll back up and look, you know?)

  • I’m just thankful that our fully integrated United States Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard, and National Guard aren’t full of such pussies.

    These white supremacists are pathetic.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Apparently and unfortunately, it appears security for Friday night’s event was provided by individuals comprising of former military members.

    • Longstreet63

      No, but the Air Force in particular is packed with evangelical religious zealots and dominionists, so it’s not free and clear.

      • True that, but there are no nazi’s in a foxhole.

  • Righteous Action Jack
  • ThisBearMaulsFascists

    Poor Chris, they gave him such a hard time for marching in the Gray Pride Parade.

  • laughingnome
  • pi may

    idiot has post on his website rihgt now it’s a nazi flame war, I reported to Disqus, and this clown has the neve to tell me to remove the “N” word from my post, he meant NAZI is a n word his name is Lord Bokeh , the butt plug bad me from disqus disqus for saying NAZI

    here is the link
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473054384

    don’t post on caNTWELL SITE DISQUS WILL GIVE HIM/tHEM YOUR CONTACT INFO

    ALSO COULD SOMEONE LET THE PERSON WHO ACKNOWLEDGED IT KNOW WHAT LORD BOKEH DID HERE
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473052435

    THANKS

  • Bitter Scribe

    This guy’s standup routine must be a hoot.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      He’s just bitter that no Jews would write his material for him.

  • OrG in London

    The resistance these assholes got in Charlottesville is going to seem like a picnic compared to what they are going to face now.

    • OutOfOrbit

      yuh got THAT right

    • MynameisBlarney

      Indeed.
      See my post above.

      They’ve awoken the sleeping giant.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Bill D. Burger
  • I’m insecure. Do you think the Republicans will accept me?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Do you hate everyone not exactly like you?

      No?

      Then no, not a chance

      • No, but I’m willing to learn.

  • pi may

    THE idiot has post on his website RIGHT now it’s a nazi flame war, I reported to Disqus, and this clown has the neRve to tell me to remove the “N” word from my post, he meant NAZI is a n word his name is Lord Bokeh , the butt plug bad me from disqus disqus for saying NAZI

    here is the link
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473054384

    don’t post on caNTWELL SITE DISQUS WILL GIVE HIM/tHEM YOUR CONTACT INFO

    ALSO COULD SOMEONE LET THE PERSON WHO ACKNOWLEDGED IT KNOW WHAT LORD BOKEH DID HERE
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473052435

    • doktorzoom

      OK, posting it once is fine. Posting the same thing multiple times is spammy. Please stop that. Also, please review the rules.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    ♫ It’s my putsch and I’ll cry if I want to,
    Cry if I want to,
    Cry if I want to,
    You would cry too if it happened to you! ♫

  • Bill D. Burger
  • BadKitty904
    • GoutMachine

      It’s like a Nazi mullet.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • ThisBearMaulsFascists

    Chris Cantwell? More like Chris Crocker.

    “Leave… Hitler… ALONE!!!!”

  • Bemused

    You know, I don’t see anyone stopping him from locking his gun in his gun-safe, putting his money on the dresser, and walking his behind down to the police station to turn himself in. That would be a good way to give himself up peacefully, right? Maybe he should work on that.

    • Longstreet63

      His license is suspended and Uber is run by Jews?

      • Bemused

        Taxi?

        • Longstreet63

          Oh, sure, like he’s going to get into a car with some Somali…

      • ThisBearMaulsFascists

        Uber mensch? Man, I am really going to have to re-read Nietzsche.

  • anon_the_great

    “I don’t know what to do.” wept the Murican Nazi.

    Hey dipshit, turn yourself in. How else are you gonna make your Hatereon grift real?

    • OutOfOrbit

      not “turn yourself in” — SURRENDER!

      • anon_the_great

        No, no, no. Shoot it out.

    • laughingnome

      How about do some self-analysis and change?

  • Righteous Action Jack
    • aureolaborealis

      Nice. I haven’t heard that in a while.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Longstreet63

      I wonder some elderly man in Argentina is weeping in shame at what’s become of…um, someone else’s heritage. His name is Sanchez. He’s never been to Germany.

  • gilderbeast

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Christ Cantwell
    Christ Cantwell who?
    Christ can’t well keep himself from crying


    I… I’ll show myself out

  • pi may

    idiot has post on his website rihgt now it’s a nazi flame war,

    https://christophercantwell.com/2017/08/17/charlottesville-aftermath/

    I reported to Disqus, and this clown has the neve to tell me to remove the “N” word from my post, he meant NAZI is a n word his name is Lord Bokeh , the butt plug bad me from disqus disqus for saying NAZI

    here is the link
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473054384

    don’t post on caNTWELL SITE DISQUS WILL GIVE HIM/tHEM YOUR CONTACT INFO

    ALSO COULD SOMEONE LET THE PERSON WHO ACKNOWLEDGED IT KNOW WHAT LORD BOKEH DID HERE
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-discussdisqus/admin_racist_author_silently_changed_my_comment/#comment-3473052435

    Lord Bokeh OF DISQUS SUPPORTS HATE GROUPS !!!
    THANKS

    • Atheist

      Thanks for the heads up. I make a point to avoid ALL alt-right sites on principle. I do not trust very many sites with my info.

      • pi may

        disqus shares, let them know what you think of that as well/

    • doktorzoom

      All site moderators have commenters’ Disqus signup info — they didn’t “give” it to anyone.

      • pi may

        yeah I know that’s exactly what I meant. not everyone know you have there email address.

        • anon_the_great

          Ooooh. A fat dingleberry from InfoWars.

    • anon_the_great

      Tinfoil helmet? Check.
      Call Mom in case…

    • jesterpunk

      Do you need to spam the same comment multiple times?

      • pi may

        yep, did you need to comment ?

        • doktorzoom

          You actually didn’t need to. You’re getting very close to a ban here. Please review the rules.

          — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    • anon_the_great

      Oh we got a live one on. Give it a tug. Set that hook. Let’s land this bitch!

  • laughingnome
  • Bill D. Burger
  • MynameisBlarney

    Looks like Cantwell was hopelessly outclassed by the “Jew run media”.

    Yeah, this is the Master of All Jewish Media!

    http://i.imgur.com/j4DV0ld.jpg

    • Raan

      Action Abe, Kung-Fu Rabbi! Beware his vice-like grip! Throwing Star of David sold separately.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      WHY COULDN’T YOU FUCKING SAY THIS ON SATURDAY?!?

      • Lefty Wright

        Trump is an idiot. The hypocrisy doesn’t even register in his mind.

    • jesterpunk

      So he can comment right away for that but not for actual Fucking Nazis killing a US citizen and beating another with metal pipes?

    • Atheist

      Oh my fucking god!

      He can’t even condemn terrorism in HIS OWN COUNTRY.

    • elviouslyqueer
    • Longstreet63

      What’s necessary, though? Are the bombers on the way to Madrid?

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Whew. At least someone made sure it didn’t say “condones,” this time.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • The Wanderer

    Dial 1-900-WAHHHHH, for The Pity Line, Herr Cantwell. Only $29.95 every 30 seconds.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    He got one thing right. They definitely are not prepared for the conflict they are about to walk into.

  • george lastrapes

    It is sweet to crush your enemies and hear the lamentations of their alpha males.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Oh please. That guy is an alpha male like I’m the king of Sweden.

      • Atheist

        I’ve never understood the neo-Nazi/manosphere’s obsession with the “alpha male” thing.

        Nobody really cares about it but them.

  • mardam422

    “I’m terrified you’re going to kill me, I really am.”
    Welcome to the black man’s America, Mr. Sniffly.

  • george lastrapes

    Onan the Blubberaryan.

    • laughingnome

      Nice!

  • laineypc

    This man is very confused and ambivalent about this whole law-abiding thing. Poor dear.

  • mardam422

    Hard to be a martyr to the cause while bawling like a three year old.

  • Ωbjectifier

    Jeez, these millennial Nazis expect everything to just be handed to them. In my day Nazis knew the value of hard work!

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      They marched 17 miles through the snow to the beer hall in Munich for their putsch. Uphill both ways! And they liked it!

      • Rags

        You had a beer hall? Luxury! We had to putsch in a hole in the ground with a cardboard cover. A wet cardboard cover. Well, actually it wasn’t so much cardboard as shreds of pulp.

    • Raan

      Yeah, it must be super hard work to apply and fail to be accepted by one art school.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Lock him up !!!

  • ManchuCandidate

    I was seen wet toilet paper have more strength and endurance than this emotional weakling.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      One-ply, at that.

  • DemsArePerverted

    Normal, healthy Americans envision one man powerfully penetrating another man’s an*s and gag in disgust. Liberals envision that and think “Aww, what a sweet loving couple! They should get married!”

    • Christopher Story

      Turgid!

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Americans?

    • elviouslyqueer

      You’re back! I’ll get the lube. BRB.

    • Meh

      Don’t whine to us just because you can’t get a boyfriend. Try Grindr!

    • ManchuCandidate

      Why do you watch so much gay porn if you claim to be straight?

    • jesterpunk

      Lets see one side is defending actual fucking Nazis. But you are more worried about what people do in their bedroom?

      • DemsArePerverted

        The Antifa are just as bad as the Nazis.

        • elviouslyqueer

          ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS

        • jesterpunk
        • Meh

          Antifa killed 11 million Jews? Where did you learn that, in “White Trash For Dummies”?

        • Christopher Story

          Ummm… that sounds a lot like Nazi sympathy, IMHO.

          • Atheist

            YUP. Reported and blocked.

            It’s becoming a daily thing now.

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            it just happens to be 2 days in a row.

            Usually whoever is in charge of his life only allows him one day a month on the computer.

          • Meh

            The Daily Stormer crowd are homeless and running amuck.

            Poor little Nazis!

          • jesterpunk

            Yeah I blocked him too, he is normally boring but defending fucking Nazis is too much.

          • DemsArePerverted

            They both hate people for who they are, and use violence against peaceful people.

          • jesterpunk

            Antifa’s hate people for being actual fucking Nazis.

            https://memes4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sore+losers_e8b9ed_6294951.jpg

          • DemsArePerverted

            No, they hate people for peacefully protesting. Look at what happened in Berkeley.

          • jesterpunk
    • elviouslyqueer

      Also too, it’s perfectly fine to say ANUS here at Wonkette. ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS

      • Rick Hill

        Just don’t try to say penis. That’s not allowed by discuss. Blocks it everytime

        • Sakonyachen

          It is? PENIS!!!

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Ironic the acronym of your nym is DAP.

      Porn lingo for Double Anal Penetration.

    • Bemused

      Wait, you seem familiar. Oh, I know, that dude obsessed with gay men having anal sex. You know, not being a gay male myself, I find that I don’t think that much about it.

      • DemsArePerverted

        Do you deny that liberals think it’s an important “right” for gay men to be allowed to ejaculate in their “husband’s” assholes?

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos
        • Righteous Action Jack

          You don’t? Your husband will be so let down.

        • Bemused

          I think it’s an important right not to invade other adults consensual bedroom activities. For example, I actually don’t care how much time you spend watching gay porn, because it isn’t any of my business.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            I think it’s kinda fucking pathetic that TLM, however bored his lame ass is, chose to come into a thread about goddamn nazis and try to get a rise out of this worn out material.

            POTUS just endorsed white supremacy and channers are driving cars over people. How the fuck is this your A-game, you spectacular loser?

            JHC. Get a chopstick, find your prostate and amuse yourself doing something productive for a change.

          • DemsArePerverted

            Umm, no, he didn’t. He just said Antifa violence is bad too. Why do you think it’s okay for leftists to use violence?

          • Bemused

            He said there were decent people among the Nazis and white supremacists.

            No. No there are not.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Yeah, no. Blocked that shit already.

          • ThisBearMaulsFascists

            Though some, I assume, are rapists.

          • jesterpunk

            One side beat fucking people with metal poles and ran people over. That side is also fucking Nazis. The other side isnt fucking Nazis.

          • DemsArePerverted

            The Antifa used weapons, flamethrowers, threw rocks, and hit people with bats. They’re just as bad.

          • jesterpunk

            Fuck off Nazi apologist.

          • tomamitai

            And amazingly failed to injure or kill anybody! It’s a miracle! Praise White Blue-eyed Gentile Jesus!

          • Meh

            For a troll, you’re incredibly boring.

            Go back to talking about your favorite subject…ANUS!!!

          • starfanglednut

            A chopstick, eh?

            *rushes out to the Chinese food place on the corner.

        • Meh

          Wow…you REALLY think about gay sex a lot.

          Don’t you, squeaky wheel?

        • Christopher Story

          Wait, what about heterosexual anal ejaculation? What’s your opinion on that?

        • chortlingdingo

          I guess I just don’t see how it’s any of your business, unless you’re one of the two men involved.

        • Rick Hill

          “an important “right” for gay men to be allowed to ejaculate in their “husband’s” assholes?”

          No, there’s a lot of benefits for the skin when you splooge on the back of your husband, too.

        • starfanglednut

          Yes, it is an important right. Now fuck off.

    • Christopher Story

      Normal, healthy Americans I know don’t preoccupy themselves with the sex lives of complete strangers. I guess everybody needs a hobby though.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Oh, TLM. Seriously? Up your game, dude.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        This IS his ‘upped’ game.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Go away Turgid, we got important shit to snark on and your act is old and tired.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      Let me make you feel like a natural woman, TLM.

      • ThisBearMaulsFascists

        Aretha Franklin libelz!!

    • Courser_Resistance

      Don’t you ever get tired?

      Buh-bye you self-hating creep!

    • Rick Hill

      Married??!!? Heck no! Then they can only have each others cavities for their turgid members. they need to be single so they can have all the gay orgies money can buy!

    • LeftyProud

      Aw, isn’t he cute? Keeps coming back for more! YOU LIKE US, YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE US! He reminds me of a guy who creeps around and acts like a huge a-hole to a girl, you know, bacause all they know is negative attention. Except he only loves the attention of the fellas.

  • Righteous Action Jack
  • Courser_Resistance

    Wooo-hoo! Rep. Steve Cohn (D TN?) has drawn up Articles of Impeachment!

    https://twitter.com/RepCohen/status/898181957418455041

    • elviouslyqueer

      THAT’S MY CONGRESSMAN!

      • Courser_Resistance

        Congratulations!

      • CB

        It smells to me like the South is having a 1960’s moment!

        Am I wrong?

        I love the images of locals of every race tearing down statues of traitors. It makes me want to visit!

        …and donate to the GD legal defense fund of the people who made it happen…

        • T J Gann

          We’ll see what happens when the Nazis get to California with their rallies.

          • CB

            It could be that they shut that nonsense down!

            Mayor Lee is asking them to.

            I’m a fairly strong advocate of free speech, but I would suggest vehicular terrorism does not meet the definition of free speech, and indicates a very real, very credible threat of violence.

            If it is allowed to go on, we’ll have a fun surprise waiting for them:

            http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/San-Francisco-to-Counter-Right-Wing-Rally-by-Dancing-Leaving-Dog-Poop-440924353.html

          • T J Gann

            I believe in free speech too…. After Adolph though I do not believe any should allow Nazi-ism anyplace…. Some things just aren’t fit for humanity… His policy of murdering every Jew was enough to prohibit it.

            However; it will happen along with KKK and White “Supremisy” and Black Power and ISIS and anti Jew-ism …. We must fight back though.

            Since Trump, it has been a long time since we have seen such things.

    • tomamitai

      That’s nice, but get back to me when a republican is willing to sign-on.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Just, re-upping this: before crying nazi was crying nazi, here he is on Colbert trying to go viral by filming himself abusing a veteran working as a meter maid.

    • tomamitai

      404

    • starfanglednut

      Sigh… what an awful, awful man. He’d be pitiable if he weren’t so dangerous.

  • RumAddled

    If you keep looking at that Nazi poster, you will have a seizure.

  • Poly_Ester

    The courage of his convictions? NOT Its more “no one fucks with me when I’m armed.”

  • Jgb979

    Ladies and gentleman: the supreme white.

    The master of baiters

    The face of fascism

  • rocktonsam

    jail will give this pussy something to cry about.

  • laughingnome
  • DemsArePerverted

    Liberals are violent, hateful, bigoted totalitarians. Eventually, they’re going to push real Americans too far and we’re going to start shooting them.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      thanks for cutting to the chase – you’re about to get banhammered.

      • DemsArePerverted

        Am I supposed to care?

        • laughingnome

          Your mom was awesome last night.

          • Righteous Action Jack

            She was! She sang your praises as well, what a good sport!

          • Rags

            Nah, I thought she was nothing special.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          you’re about to get shut up – so I suspect you will.

        • elviouslyqueer

          ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS

          • Rick Hill

            Hare lip hare lip hare lip!

          • ThisBearMaulsFascists

            MUSHROOM!!!!

        • Righteous Action Jack

          You should, you kinda just committed a crime and now is not the time to threaten peaceful people.

          • DemsArePerverted

            No, I kinda didn’t.

          • Righteous Action Jack

            You said “we’re going to start shooting them.”, meaning you include yourself in the group wanting to shoot liberals. We’re liberals. You just said you’re going to start shooting us.

          • aureolaborealis

            Reminds me of my last family reunion. I’m not joking. The cro-magnon wing of the family ‘joked’ about shooting the rest of us for our various crimes against Murken values, like voting for Democrats or riding our bikes.
            Guess who whined about how uncivil we are the next time we were in town and didn’t give them a call?

    • Lefty Wright

      What, you going to drown us with your tears? Hard to shoot straight when you can’t stop boo hooing.

    • Thurman Munster IV

      Welcome to the Wonkette! Now fuck yourself

    • Righteous Action Jack

      Do you have a permit? No? Okay then.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        lol, nicely done.

    • Bemused

      You know, we aren’t the ones threatening to shoot other Americans. And we’re the violent ones? Interesting. Perhaps google the definition of violence?

      • DemsArePerverted

        Self defense isn’t violence. Sorry liberal.

        • Righteous Action Jack

          You’re not defending yourself here, you threatened to shoot people unprovoked. You’re a terrorist.

        • Bemused

          “WE AREN’T THE ONES THREATENING TO SHOOT OTHER AMERICANS.” capitalized for emphasis, since apparently you didn’t read it the first time. Being made to feel less powerful than in the 1950s is not actually a thing you are allowed to shoot people for.

        • Righteous Action Jack

          So, you just said you’re going to start shooting liberals and you called someone here a liberal, is that correct?

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          as noted, you threatened to shoot us, so if I defend myself against you, will you start crying right away?

    • Christopher Story

      14th Amendment. I am a real American.

    • Lefty Wright

      Christopher, is that you? I told you no more threatening people on the internet. No ice cream for you tonight and you will have to stay upstairs with the adults from now on.

      Mom.

    • JD Mulvey

      Your plan is to line up all the “totalitarians” and kill them? So that you can have unfettered control?

      I’m not sure you’ve thought this through.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      That sounded like a threat

      • Righteous Action Jack

        It was. He said “we”, which would include himself and he confirms at least one person here is a potential victim, having called them a “liberal”.

    • andyshelt

      Go fuck yourself Nazi scum.

    • BeachBum

      TLM : 1. I do not own a gun and I sure as hell don’t need one to defend myself from the likes of you. I will simple yell “anal sex” and you will run away.
      2. Speaking of anal sex, you talk about it more in one day than all Wonkers put together for a MONTH ! Cum out of the closet ffs .

      • Righteous Action Jack

        I dunno, in private, I talk about anal quite a bit, but that’s just me.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Less talk, more rock!

  • goonemeritus

    I’m convinced that half of this latest crop of Nazi’s are drawn to their horrible beliefs specifically because they shock society. If they can’t be famous, infamy will do in a pinch. They ratchet up their rhetoric step by step to stand out in crowd that are playing the same game. They demand to be taken seriously by society and when society does take the time to look in their direction and reacts they get terrified. They are like that little dog that growls and bears it teeth at a bigger dog and then runs when that bigger dog leans in to show them who is boss.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    FUCK (apparently 1 attacker in custody):

    13 people have been killed, and at least 50 have been injured, Catalonia’s interior minister Joaquim Forn has confirmed.

    • Righteous Action Jack

      :(

    • Bitter Scribe

      Is ramming people with your car going to be a thing now?

      Great. Just what the world needed. Another way to kill random strangers.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        terrorism (no matter who does it) seems to work on a “fad” type paradigm…

        airplane hijacking was a thing, bombs were a thing, suicide bombers were a thing, now cars (cause cheap and easy).

        • Bitter Scribe

          Yeah, I think you’re right. But the problem is, once a fad gets established, it never really goes away (except for airplane hijacking, at the cost of making it miserable to fly anywhere).

      • Persistent Demme

        Unfortunately yes.
        From the Guardian: Nature of Las Ramblas attack provides harsh lessons in fight against terror
        “The first is that the use of vehicles as weapons is now an established tactic by extremists, one of the dozen or so employed in the last two decades that should be considered a standard part of the terrorist arsenal. In the last 13 months there have been similar attacks in France, Germany, Sweden and the UK.

        A woman was killed by a car driven at speed by a rightwing extremist in the US last week in slightly different circumstances.”

        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/17/nature-of-attack-in-las-ramblas-provides-harsh-lessons-in-fight-against-terror

    • Righteous Action Jack

      MSNBC reports (but not confirmed, so grain of salt), some antisemitic postings on this guys social media :

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Is he white? Is it bad that I’m hoping he’s white?

        • Righteous Action Jack

          I don’t think he is, but you’re not bad for hoping for a bit of a change.

      • ISIS/Nazis, there’s no difference in the end.

        • Righteous Action Jack

          They certainly do have a lot of overlap.

    • natoslug

      Self-driving cars are looking better and better every day. At least until they get hacked and become a fleet of murderbots. In which case, humanity dying out is looking better and better every day.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      Oh, nooooooooooooooooooooooo. My daughter was just studying there spring semester, and I was lucky enough to visit her there In March. Beautiful, beautiful city.
      Lovely, kind people.
      We spent many an hour in Las Ramblas, and I send love to my daighter’s 72-year old host “mom,” who lived through Franco, therefore hates Trump, and has seen this shit before.

  • george lastrapes

    Meth+steroids=muscles+manboobs

  • P’jama Pahnts

    I’m thinking of joining the republican party. Do I need to pick a favorite between Putin’s communist regime and Nazis, or should I find a way to love both?

    • Lefty Wright

      Well, Putin is really more fascist than communist. Or maybe an oligarch. The more I think about it, definitely not communist.

    • natoslug

      Don’t forget an hour of repeated blows to the head with a ball-peen hammer to get your brain organized for republican level “thought.”

    • Bemused

      You just have to remember that “socialist” appears in nazi and that socialists are communists and really it’s the same thing and so you can love them both. Oh, wait. There’s something wrong with that. I think they were saying the opposite about loving them like 6 months ago. Huh. Republicans are confusing.

  • WiscoJoe

    This dude reminds me of every pathetic married closet-case that has ever approached me online asking if I want to “party” and then “dump a raw load,” but “discretely [sic]” because they need to maintain their “reputation.” I’ve never actually accepted one of these incredibly enticing offers, because I’m pretty sure that, like this video, the whole thing will inevitably end in the guy breaking down into tears of self-loathing and victimization. (Also because, ewww.)

    • clubseal

      “Dump a raw load” is perhaps the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard.

      • WiscoJoe

        Yes. It’s awful and even worse in context when they explain they want that raw load dumped ASAP because their wife and kids are gone for the afternoon. There are some truly miserable people out there.

        On the bright side, seeking out hard drugs and unprotected sex with anonymous partners is probably a relatively healthier way to deal with your self-loathing than attending a Nazi rally.

    • blarg

      That, or they’ll hurt or kill you to erase their shame. Keep on staying clear!

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • Reximus
  • Permit-holder Ron

    There’s no need to wish violence upon this pathetic slob; being himself seems more than punishment enough.

    • Atheist

      As I get older, the more I learn that people who act out and behave like shitheads are usually the first ones to trip over their own shoelaces.

      That’s a laugh we get for free, without having a lift a finger at all.

  • DemsArePerverted

    The Democrat Party is filled with traitors. Anyone who has voted for a Democrat in the past 10 years should be rounded up and sprayed with automatic rifle fire, or perhaps Zyklon B.

    • Bemused

      Again, you cannot shoot people for voting in a way that you don’t like. That is not legal. Have you looked up “violence” on google yet? The definition does not include “voted in a way I didn’t like”

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        hypocrite might be another word for him to google.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      weren’t you just downthread complaining about (unproven) threats and violence by anti-fa?

    • Christopher Story

      Ding Ding Ding! We have a Nazi!

    • JD Mulvey

      Dagnabbit! Now you’re gittin’ me all irate!!!

      (Happy now?)

    • doktorzoom

      Oh, Hi again, turgid love muscle.. Also, here comes the banhammer.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • Belasaurius

        aw let us play with him first

        • CripesAmighty

          Dok with the flash flush!

      • CripesAmighty

        Missed it. Shit.

        • P’jama Pahnts

          The usual anal stuff, but this time peppered with Nazi apologetics and death threats to liberals.

          • CripesAmighty

            So, Andrew Dice Goebbels?

          • amrak63

            “Andrew Dice Goebbels”. Nice one.

            http://i.imgur.com/K4auWvf.jpg

          • amrak63

            What is it with this guy and anal stuff? Paging Dr. Freud…

        • doktorzoom

          Missed nothing at all.

      • Hardly Ideal

        It’s always kind of funny to find a troll thread after the perpetrator has been banned. I have to suss out what happened by examining the debris patterns and scorch marks.

      • amrak63

        The same dude? Why does he keep trying?

        Or is that a question for a psychiatrist?

        • doktorzoom

          He’s on a mission from GOP

  • starfanglednut

    Where do these dipshits get the idea that this country is their “homeland?” It was founded on genocide of the indigenous inhabitants, and built to a great extent by slave labor. And what makes them think that their immigrant ancestors get to claim it? Their “philosophy”
    is incoherent.

    • SpideySenser
    • Relativicus

      The Dubya-error decision to add “homeland” to our national dictionary continues to give me the heebie-jeebies to this day.

      • Rags

        ‘Patriot Act’
        ‘death panels’
        ‘homeland security’
        ‘death taxes’

        the beat goes on

      • Persistent Demme

        Me too.
        Sounds too much like some German variant of “fatherland.”
        (And I suppose it was meant to. *sigh*)

      • Little Lulu Ω

        Yes.

      • starfanglednut

        Me too. It’s too reminiscent of “fatherland.”

      • Dinz6315

        Ditto. “Vaterland.”

  • andyshelt
  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hey, speaking of bat-wielding filth,

    https://twitter.com/jreybuffalo/status/898199761219616769

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Step by step, inch by inch.

  • Jo Mathie

    But we are not prepared for the conflict we are about to walk into.”
    You literally voted division into office idiot. I hope that someone posts a video of his stand up comedy because I’m betting he lasts all of two minutes before the audience turns on him.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      I don’t see him making it to 15 seconds.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      I doubt anyone would have bothered to video it.

  • It’s really super mean that Jews and brown people insist that white people stop existing and have a history without any kind of due process and even though they have permits.

    Wait. What?

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Imagine how weak a white guy has to be to imagine that simply having to share any sort of space with people other than other white guys is annihilation.

  • Sorehead

    Das tut mir leid. Schade. :'(

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      sehr, sehr schade

  • Blood and soiled pants!

    • Parakeetist

      Win

  • whitroth

    Every one of them is a fucking insecure, incompetent weakling, who have to cover it up, or a Lefist ™ Might Kick Sand In Their Face, and that’s why they need guns and Nazism….

  • Permit-holder Ron

    ‘I want to be peaceful, I want to be law-abiding, okay?’
    Not the sort of thing one often hears from a loser who carries more guns than the 101st Airborne, and goes out to pick fights with unarmed people.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      after going on record saying: “We’re not non-violent, we’ll fucking kill these people if we have to”

      asshole
      shithead
      fuckface

      I can’t even think of words bad enough for him

      • mardam422

        Those will work, for starters.

      • whitroth

        And he really thinks, that at this late date, we’ll stand there and be shot?

        • pussygrabber in chief

          Of course, if we don’t stand there and let ourselves be shot, then we’re deemed equally responsible for the violence. And not just by the nazis.

    • Grumpy Twat

      Be fair, now. He never goes looking for fights when he’s not armed to the teeth.

    • Sakonyachen

      Well ya know. If the snowflakes at the university would’ve let him carry, he wouldn’t have been violent. Because he wouldn’t have been scared.

      Those are pretty much his own words. I know plenty people who live in terrible places that don’t carry and still aren’t afraid. I’m curious how one speaks for a movement and doesn’t think they may get punched by a dissenter at some point.

  • An American soldier hates Nazis? Who could have imagined?

  • Lyly Sirivong

    That’s the ugliest poster I’ve ever seen.

  • I have had no trial, no process of any kind

    Says the guy hiding from police. This is like Assange complaining about being “confined” because he refuses to leave.

    • TakingAmes

      Srsly. You can’t be tried until you’re charged. Turn yourself in, asshole.

  • GRH
    • gene108

      I think you meant snowflake.

      • GRH

        Nah, what do you take me for – a Redditor/4Channer?
        We need to use our own words.

        • Regret

          7 points for you!
          I originally mistyped that as 7 pints, I would like to give them to you, but that would be hard over the internet.

  • gene108

    I read a biography of John Adams. He was trying to slip out of the USA and get to Europe to beg for money for the Continental Army. He was aware, if he was caught, he’d likely be hung.

    A lot of folks have risked a lot to get us to where we are. They put up with beatings during civil disobedience, fought in wars, where equally well armed people were trying to kill them, and stoop up to “The Man” to draw attention to oppression and tyranny.

    None of them cried about how unfair life is.

    I just hope the rest of the Nazis are this cowardly, when they are backed up against a wall, and actually have to risk something for their beliefs.

    • aureolaborealis

      Seems like whether or not he was hung would have no bearing on whether or not he was hanged.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        Yay! Dick Jokes!

        • aureolaborealis

          A pedantic grammar joke masquerading as a dick joke!

  • CripesAmighty
  • mardam422

    The Crying/Sniveling Nazi. This meme must live forever.

    • george lastrapes

      Poster child for white snivelege. Crying so we can laugh.

      • Edith Prickly

        Many upfists for “white snivelage.” Stealing!

        • george lastrapes

          Be my guest. Far be it from me to hoard my memes. While you’re at it, take Strumpet, too, new memename for the PeeResident. It’s all about meme.

  • Relativicus

    White people have all of those things. It’s called Scandinavia, and there are a handful of countries to choose from. Also, Russia, Poland, heck, a bunch of those places over there are white, with history and culture and all those things you love so much (white people).

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      yes, but Scandinavia & Poland had their fill of Nazis in WWII, thank you very much (speaking as a person of Scandinavian/German/Scots descent).
      I doubt fuckface would be welcome

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        Weeellllll the Poles kind of totally agreed with at least one part of the Nazis’ creed. There was a reason the death camps were all in Poland.

  • BigCSouthside

    He’s worried about the cops killing him.

    So now he knows how black dudes with skittles, or loose cigarettes, or just sitting in their fucking car feel.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      This is perhaps the biggest grievance these weakling Nazis and racists have. I even saw, a while back, a woman quoted as saying, basically, before, she could walk into a room and SHE was the judge of who was good or bad (i.e. white or black) but NOW (she was really aggrieved about this) THEY are judging HER. It’s all part of the same bullshit-they love being “superior” and being able to sit in judgment about blacks, Jews, Muslims, but the second there is the tiniest idea that those people are HUMANS who can actually sit in judgment of THEM, it’s terrifying. One tiny, miniscule, momentary taste of what blacks or Muslims or Jews live with EVERY SINGLE DAY, and at THEIR hands, and they’re reduced to pathetic blubbering. These are utter weaklings and losers without a troy ounce of strength to them. Contemptible, all of them.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Call me crazy, but a friend made a similar point chatting with some buds.

      that’s what fist of the north star taught me
      if people are bullies because they cannot put themselves in the place of the victim
      you have to put them in that place yourself
      with your fists

  • andyshelt
  • Jennifer R

    Haha fuck him.

    • whitroth

      No, I keep telling y’all, it’s unfuck him, no fucks for him, ever again.

    • Peter Wimsey

      Sorry, but that is his major problem. No sane person can keep from laughing at this macho-posturing asshat.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    And today brings the ultimate humiliation to Senhor Weeping Nazi: a lifetime ban on OK Cupid.

    Days like this I almost believe in karma.

    • whitroth

      I can understand that. Most of the women I’ve seen there all say “no libertarians/Trump supporters/etc”

  • Marian Hossa
  • Tio_Doidinho

    And apparently his previous life involved being an Angry Libertarian with no known racial issues, plugging the coin slot on local parking meters in a valiant effort to Stick It To the Man:

    http://freekeene.com/2017/08/16/the-curious-case-of-christopher-cantwell/

    • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

      He shoulda stuck with it. There’s probably a niche for that.

  • Angela Ruzzo
  • george lastrapes

    His road-to-Damascus moment? Could he become a lefty with all the zeal of the convert? Sad to say, there might not be a bus short enough for him.

  • whitroth

    Please do not read this post if you’re easily offended. Really.

    What is this “white culture”? Please explain it, with reference to the following terms: kike, dago/wop Polack, bohunk, Welsh, sassenach, frog, kraut, and any others you might happen to have heard of.

    • Edith Prickly

      Mick/Paddy

      • whitroth

        Duh… of course, Thanks.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    I know I’m late, so apologies if this has already been posted.
    https://twitter.com/emkayanders/status/897907963444068354

    • Suttree

      I did not look at it that way. It makes sense though. Thanks CogitoErgoBibo!

    • Sekhmet1

      Thank you. That’s a really good point.

      I got part way in before deciding this wasn’t that funny and life was too short to use my data allowance up on watching a self-serving rant by a bloke who makes me want to vomit. But I saw enough, and I thought it sounded more like he’d snorted a bad batch of coke than genuine sniffles. Doucheface can’t act for shit. He’s hamming it up.

      Nazis and the KKK are all sookylalas at heart – all of their lashing out seems to be one big tantrum at the idea that they might not be at the top of the tree – but the doesn’t make them any less dangerous.

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      Honestly, I don’t know. It’s true that they’re playing the injustice/double-standard angle a lot, and him painting himself as a victim fits in with that. Typically, these assholes mock real life victims, but they still really want to be victims. On the other hand, if you know anything about the situation, this just makes him look like an even bigger asshole.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Yes, but the heavily edited video with the bad-ass Vice interview juxtaposed with the sobbing is quite funny.

  • PixieThis

    Ah nazi tears – they taste like victory! Seriously, the man threatens violence, acts violently and falls apart at the idea of getting arrested (and claims to be peaceful, except for the “self defense” excuses). He’s a creep and his crying is laughable.

  • SisterArtemis

    Dok, I’m sorry you have to keep posting Teh Rulz reminder, but I’m sort of glad you do, because tempers are high. Also, we’re getting new traffic all the time, and it’s never a bad idea to remind us that we’re the ones who are supposed to be taking the high road. Thanks.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hey, you think sad nazi was sad before?

    https://twitter.com/AdamsFlaFan/status/898268079783673856

    • YoBunnyBunny
    • Apple Scruff

      In his interview with Vice, Cantwell described his dating philosophy and provided insight into how he might behave as a father to a young daughter.

      “Somebody like Donald Trump, who does not give his daughter to a Jew,” Cantwell said of his ideal president. “I don’t think you could feel the way I do about race, and watch that Kushner bastard walk around with that beautiful girl.”

      Thank god he can’t get laid and therefore, will never be a father.

      • Serai 1

        But… she IS married to a Jew. Whaaa?

        • The Flaming Carrot

          In addition to being alternately whiny and nasty, he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Don’t sweat it, Cantwell. He’ll throw Jared under the nearest bus to save his own skin and vice-versa.

        But you still won’t get a shot at that beautiful girl. Or any beautiful girl. Or any female person, anywhere, anytime. Or Steve Bannon, who is already self-serviced.

  • CeeQ

    Fuck you nazi POS. that is all.

  • hendenburg2

    These guys aren’t even hiding the fact that they’re fascists.

    All of those eagles on their poster are NOT JUST holding fasces instead of olive branches, but the heads are pointing TOWARDS them

  • JParkerSD46

    I’ve been a white guy for 70 years and not once, not even a little tiny, teeny bit, have I ever felt marginalized, oppressed, or felt I didn’t have the right to exist. Maybe it was because I lived in the Cleaver neighborhood or next door to the Nelson’s (sorry for the vague cultural reference, millenials). Oh, wait, I didn’t. No one ever did. Please Sniffling Nazi, just STFU and go find your security blankee.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      I understood that reference.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        TV Land is a wonderful channel. Now my daughter and I and my nieces and nephews can share some of the same experiences.
        True Story ~ my daughter is visiting and helping me pack. She’s been picking the music and I miss having kids around, forcing me to listen to new music. It was interesting to her picks and comparing them to my faves from back in the day. Today my mom was helping and so we were listening to old school R&B.

        • The Flaming Carrot

          The Lil’ Carrot is in those difficult teenage years where everything her mom says is jank. She likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers only because she remembers them from 4 years ago when I wasn’t automatically uncool. It’s all good, though.

          • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

            My kid tried the “uncool” angle on me and I laughed. “Baby, I am 29 years older than you and I’ve been cool/uncool through so many fads and cycles that I no longer care. I like what I like, old, new and inbetween.” She stopped that mess hot, fast and in a hurry. Then we started talking about what we liked and why liked it and sharing stuff (books, art, music, sports). We’ve never agreed on fashion, but I don’t with my mom. Mom is a glamour puss. I am more new wave/punk. My kid is a hippie.

          • The Flaming Carrot

            It’s weird how styles come back. I’m kind of a hippie too (except in a musical sense). My daughter is not the slightest bit hippie, except her Boudicca-like hair. She has rejected my suggestion of dread locks, though. I think she’ll fit in with the surfer/marine biologist crowd.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Can you imagine if your house was on fire and this motherfucker showed up?

    • We dont need no water let the mother fucker…*eyes top comment*… eat cake

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Oh…. you…

    • george lastrapes

      I would invite him in.

  • Yeah ha we are bad and we’re gonna beat em all and get more hahahaha. Wait you wanna arrest me????? Cant you take joke????/ sob dont hurt me

  • TakingAmes

    There’s no such thing as white culture, motherfucker!

    • H0mer0

      I hear ya. What is this white “culture” they keep citing as something that needs protection? As Gandhi replied after being asked about ‘Western Civilization,’ “It would be a good idea.”

  • Apple Scruff

    SOOOO… was he arrested or what?

    Also, this motherfucker is only 36? Does he drink from the same water fountain as Stephen Miller?

  • The Librarian

    Cantwell said that the Nazis were “just meeting market demand” for violence. Then we see him sniveling like most bullies do when they are standing alone (and not armed to the teeth). I say give him his own state – the prison state of being.

  • andyshelt
  • Panika MCD

    we kind of knew they weren’t really up for a fight when they couldn’t protect that one house wife from the mean people saying mean things and locking arms to block their processions.

  • Parchment Scroll

    These “peaceful, lawful” people were scoping out a synagogue during services, and it was later learned that they had been planning on firebombing the place. These “peaceful, lawful” people beat Deandre Harris brutally. And, OH YEAH, one of these “peaceful, lawful” people DROVE A FUCKING CAR THROUGH A CROWD, MURDERING HEATHER HEYER AND INJURING ABOUT TWENTY OTHER PEOPLE.

    I listened to this video at work the other day and just thinking about it makes me want to vomit.

  • Walter Wellstone

    This is funny. It’s all I have to say.

  • amrak63

    I’ve been at work today, so someone may have said this already:

    Why is Cantwell worried that the cops will kill him? He’s obviously white (as am I).

  • Swampay

    Welp, I don’t see white dudes at any actual risk ceasing to exist, but if that were to happen maybe it’s just Darwin’s law working itself out?

    • george lastrapes

      Don’t know if we can rely on natural selection. If it really worked, how could the deplorables have evolved? Perhaps deplorability is caused by a virus or a brain parasite.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        They haven’t evolved. And it took us decades to eradicate polio, smallpox and the guinea worm. And so it goes.

  • george lastrapes

    Two ways to nonviolently combat these duh-plorables: (1) ignore them; (2)ridicule them. Too late for option (1), the attention is like mother’s milk to them. So now we must option (2) them- constantly, mercilessly, to extinction. Think of salt on snails.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Oh, yeah. My favorite part of the Bernie campaign was when Bernie decided to live tweet the 2nd GOP debate. To keep the trolls off the scent, I initiated Meme War 2016 with some of my other troll killers. It was glorious. The Pepes had no idea what a true Flame War looks like. They definitely don’t like being mocked.

      • george lastrapes

        Whack the Pepes on their peepees. Whoopsie, violence again.

  • Granny Sprinkles

    Dear Dok,
    You’re the best. Please hang in there. I’m sorry that we sometimes forget to be the good guys, and I’m glad that you have your banhammer to remind us.
    XOXO, Granny

  • The Flaming Carrot

    He’s feeling a little verklempt. Discuss among yourselves. He’ll give you a topic.

  • Juan de Fuca

    “We don’t have the camaraderie and trust levels that our (left wing) rivals do.”

    After listening to the first two minutes of your self-victimization rant, I wonder why that is, Cantwell?

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Wait? What? I haven’t listened to this video but he’s actually complaining that Nazis act like Nazis? Bahahahahahaha

      • Juan de Fuca

        Ya gotta watch this one. It’s a knee-slapper.

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          Ok, I’ll take your word for it.

  • Serai 1

    “Sniffling” is what you do when you’ve got a cold and your nose won’t stop dripping.

    The word you want is sniveling.

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      that’s what i was thinking while reading this, too

  • Stulexington

    “why cant we all just get along” -definitely some white dude, unh huh, you betcha.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Yeah, well I don’t have much sympathy. Many of these guys have been cheering on the police during the BLM protests. At least the Antifa guys are willing to meet these assholes toe to toe in the street. Don’t like the Burn It Down Antifa guys either, but the Nazis only seem to be talking shit when they are beating on unarmed, peaceful people. This whining when they are strongly told “NO” and have to deal with the consequences of their actions is so petty.

      • Stulexington

        I would have had respect for Antifa if they were doing organized defense instead of the apparent “I get to beet people up and look like the good guy? I’m in!” sort of mentality.

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          If you read the pastor’s play by play, the Antifa guys helped them when needed. It would be great if they ditched the black hoodies and became more like the Guardian Angels.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels

        • Frank Underboob

          You mean like when the Antifa protected Cornel West & other peaceful protesters from the Nazis while the cops stood by & did nothing?

          Dr. Cornel West says anti-fascist and anarchist protesters protected clergy from being “crushed like cockroaches” by white nationalists Friday night in Charlottesville: “They saved our lives, actually… I will never forget that.”

          Video:
          https://www.facebook.com/GreatLakesAntiFa/posts/1748213092138821

  • Nodrama4mama

    So is saying that I want to lock the Nazi’s in a teeny tiny space with my dog, after she ate half a baking sheet of roasted brussell sprouts and onion going to get me into trouble?

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Yeah, a farty dog is a bridge too far. For my dog, it is eggs and cheese. For a 22-lb dog, she can clear a room.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      My dogs also produce toxic gas after eating vegetables.

  • BIJ0U

    Sorry, Christ. Ivanka will never fuck you. Ever.

  • Jamoche

    Cry moar nazi boy, OKCupid has kicked you too
    https://twitter.com/okcupid/status/898249291382345729

  • Steve-o

    Careful, this is a cry for violence. He is reinforcing the fact that the white male is under persecution. Even if fake, if you back a animal into a perceived corner it will attack.

    • Steve-o

      and by fact, I mean fact as he sees it. I don’t agree with that perception.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Yeah, but the fake crying is very Beta. Not Alpha. More Chad than Biff.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        I don’t get this Chad stuff. I thought Chad was the cool guy and the incels didn’t get any because all the girls liked Chad. Am I mixing alt-right metaphors?

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          No, I think I have it wrong. So hard to keep up without a scorecard. Proud Boys are the ones that chug milk because POC are lactose intolerant and Wite Boyz aren’t, right?

        • theCryptofishist

          i think chad’s supposed to be a real preppy name. whjch makes me wonder about their girl object fixation. again

      • theCryptofishist

        beta? pure mu.

  • BrianW

    This has truly been the gif that keeps giving where this asshole is concerned. Consequently, I see no reason to stop using it.
    http://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2-Blade-Runner-quotes.gif

    Had I been home today I would have posted this earlier.

  • tehbaddr

    As per the rules, and Dok’s stern reminder, I suggest Cantwell should be made to watch all the “Little House on the Prairie” shows start to finish, and looped as his time will allow.

  • bbayliss

    Re; commenting policy:
    “Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.”

    ― Thomas Jefferson

    • Mike Steele

      embroidered couch pillow business opportunity

      • H0mer0

        too much reading involved–oh! you mean business opportunity marketing to the “intelligibles”

  • handyhippie65

    hwaaaa! hwaaaa! uhh, uhh, uhh, hwaaa! hwaaaaaa!

  • notaten

    Whine Nationalists. That should win he internet for the year in my opinion.

    • theCryptofishist

      Always blame the phone, always. I”m pretty sure that it’s the phone’s fault that King John lost the crown in the Wash.

  • Wolf Tracker

    ” you may not call for them to be curbstomped, punched, shot, or raped in prison. There are websites where that’s OK. ”

    Can I get links to those websites because I think I may join?

  • meanlawyermom

    Trump needs to see the snippets of this guy dissing him, Ivanka Trump, and Kushner.

    • meanlawyermom

      Hear me out. It would infuriate the Shit Gibbon and maybe get him to equivocate about his pro-Nazi statements. Then they turn against him.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Nah man. TRMP is going to try to turn on Jared the minute the details of Jared’s testimony becomes public. Because you know that Jared provided details. But then Jared is stupid because he is continuing his grifts like selling visas to the Chinese.
      I just want to see if Ivanka sticks with Jared or with Daddy. *pops popcorn*

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Is it too late to start up a website called OKStupid, matching up whiny nitwits on the lam from the cops with, well, uh, nobody?

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      They all seem to be single. Weird, right?

      • george lastrapes

        They’ve all got too many willing hotties to choose from; on top of that they are too busy practicing with the tiki torches and getting interviewed- as few as they are, everybody is a spokesman.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        The KKK Imperial Wizard appears to be married, but no one mentioned his wife’s title (if she has one). There are only so many takers of an OK Cupid profile that prioritizes a battle to the death.

    • HarpyLibtart

      LOL, apparently this paragon of Aryan manliness WAS on OK Cupid, but he’s been banned for life today. :P

    • The Flaming Carrot

      We could teach them the fine art of masturbation.

    • Frank Underboob

      Nah, match them up with cops.

  • Delu

    Nazi doesn’t realize that there are consequences to one’s actions and that one would have to take responsibility.

    Can we stop calling them the Party of Responsibility now?

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Funny how he starts off showing his Tek 9s, and ends up showing his soft, feminine side. It’s OK to cry, big fella, I did it when 26 little kids were murdered at their school, but you still got to keep your automatic weapons. I also cried when your pal MURDERED a young woman named Heather Heyer. Never lose sight of who the real victim here is, pal.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      His next video should be a cover of “Dad I’m in Jail.”

      • Kip TW

        “I’m in JAIL, Dad! And I LIKE it! Gonna STAY here!”

        We laughed and laughed at that darn thing, me and my pal Mike (who, incidentally, made a bloody lifelike Flaming Carrot costume one year, and a 100% convincing Happy Helmet another year).

        • The Flaming Carrot

          I still laugh at it. One time my ancient mother called my dog’s kennel a “jail,” and I started singing it and laughing hysterically. She must have wondered if her insanity had worn off on me. On second thought, nah.

  • AuntyMaude

    Dude looks like Ralph Kramden. Or his unhinged brother, cousin, nephew. Also, what’s with the talking out of one side of his pie hole? Anyone I’ve seen or met who does that is almost always up to no good. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e708a99ddf4c5377185cca16f7226c0be34fd9bf1acb76c14f2194b2a2ace99.jpg

    • george lastrapes

      Waitaminit. Isn’t Joe R. Piehole that Sherf from Pohenix?

  • george lastrapes

    If a man says he’s an alpha male, that means he’s almost certainly not. An actual alpha male shouldn’t feel a need to say so; it shouldn’t even occur to him.

    • theCryptofishist

      Yeah, Eliot Rodgers crystallized that for me. I don’t understand a lot about power and men and shit, but I do know that you don’t get to be an “alpha male” (dodgy concept also, too) by reciting the affirmation “I am an alpha male.”

      • george lastrapes

        My idea of an alpha male? Comfortable in his own skin. Doesn’t need , seek affirmations from others. Gets the job done. Doesn’t seek authority, accepts it reluctantly if it’s forced on him. Polite, kindly, never condescending. Companionable but a bit aloof. And so on.
        Try matching recent presidents to this thumbnail sketch.
        Of course there are alpha females. Some lead wolf packs, some lead nations.

    • javadavis

      I remember reading about some monkey colony that had a main male, the alpha, who apparently went around checking up on everyone and asking how the kids are and is that sprained ankle doing better? – like that, figuratively speaking. Anyway, sad story, some alpha-monkey-wannabe mugged him and took over the joint. the old guy was gone, but the girls put up with the usurper for a week before they had had enough of his bull, breaking into their rooms and demanding services and kicking the kids and the hamster on the way out (figuratively speaking) so they got together and kicked his butt. Butt kicking was not observed, but the usurper was seen cowering in a corner and flinching whenever one of the monkey babes ambled by.
      Too bad they let the usurper live to be an asshole another day, but, being a mere monkey, he might have actually learned something.
      This story got me to reevaluate the whole alpha male concept.

      • george lastrapes

        2018 elections: how will the monkey babes vote?

  • Mike Steele

    Lady MS heard of the cryin’ game, but only tonight saw it live. Inspired to create “Life Lessons”: S/1, Ep/1. Late ’70s/early ’80s, Atlantic City, 3am. In town for letter carriers’ union conference. Had just left awesome impersonator show at an off-Boardwalk club. Chatted over coffee at an all-night diner w/trans-performer who did a spot-on Liza Minelli for a living. He/she wasn’t nearly as distraught as whatever-the-hell Cantwell is supposed to represent. Just sayin’…

  • speaking as an actor, MAAANNN these people are self absorbed.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    He’s some kind of comedian wannabe. I suspect some type of tomfakery (or tomfuckery).

  • Grokenstein

    And they just won’t stop! We have used every peaceful and lawful means by which to redress our grievances, and our enemies just will not stop.

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/051/599/8e7.jpg

    • The Flaming Carrot

      His voice sounds exactly like that of my 80-something mother when she’s on one of her narcissistic “poor me” whine-tirades (which have been going on for at least 40 years.) Maybe she should have adopted him. She would have approved of his dating strategies, especially poking fun of “fat girls” (her specialty).

    • george lastrapes

      Remember your WWII history- the Reich put it out that the Dutch were threatening the Fatherland, and the Fuehrer had no choice, sadly, but to— and the rest is history. Sounds like the neoNazis have learned that lesson. Out of one side of the mouth comes, “I’m sooo afraid of lefty violence, I’m defenseless and peace-loving and about to cry!” Out of the other, “Fear my alpha maleness, lefty wimps, we shall crush you and try that thousand-year reich thing again.”

  • theCryptofishist

    “We’ve done everything in out power to keep this peaceful, and we still had someone run over the people we disagree with. I guess we fucked up.”

    (and for that I posted the 667th post)

    • H0mer0

      thank you for your snark!

      • theCryptofishist

        Aw!

    • Kip TW

      “We had our peaceful torches! We swung our peaceful pole lances! We wielded peaceful truncheons, and threw our peaceful fists!”

  • John Saxon

    Wait. Are they wearing miscellaneous hardhats from their construction jobs that they have spray painted black hoping they will look like badass Nazi stormtroopers, or am I just having another Trumpmare?

    • george lastrapes

      Darth Vader woobies. They are one with the Farce.
      And yes, the PeeResident can cause a disturbance in the Farce, manifesting as disruptions in REM sleep. Judicious use of snarkotic medications can provide temporary relief.

    • javadavis

      I interpreted the helmets (I saw a range on *Politico, I think? from WWII-looking helmets to what seemed to be a batting helmet) as the Nazis coming prepared to fight. Saw at least one gas mask, also. Lots of shields. One ‘far right blogger’ mentioned that they trained for this, mentioning using shields in particular.

  • SeeTrain65

    Notice also the Nazis were still calling it “Lee Park.” Figures.

    • george lastrapes

      Isn’t there a SKorean politician named Lee Park?

  • andyshelt
  • The Flaming Carrot

    This guy is 36? Glory, what a testament to the genetic superiority of the white “race.”

    • Teh_V

      Right? After reading his thoughts re: online dating, I am SHOCKED he’s single.

  • Invisible Bunyip

    I thought you called him “the snivelling Nazi”, although it’s a misreading I kind of like it.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    Let me thump my Bible for a moment here: “For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: he hath no standing grain; the blade shall yield no meal; if so be it yield, strangers shall swallow it up.”

    Go and cry your bitter tears, you’ll get no sympathy here.

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  • FZsdaughter

    What a tool.

  • Guest Liberal

    Poor NAZI, probably has low blood sugar. Here ‘ya go, have a snack baby.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/537814dd668e65561e82c5ddb23d026cc2577079fb4318c003958a612e25255f.jpg

  • La Cieca

    If I didn’t know better, I’d say Herr Cantwell’s meth had worn off.

  • george lastrapes

    Whatever you say about Cantwell, whatever his shortcummings, it took a real man to publicly expose the weeness of his weenis like he did. In my book he is an alpha-malf male.

  • Bob Smith

    OMG! I cannot take it when NAZI’s cry! How will I get through this day?

  • WTF is wrong with these people? White people have a nation: the USofA. We have a culture: American culture. We have a history: a racist, genocidal, slave holding history. Every month is White Heritage Month. Every day is white guy day. We don’t need nothing more cuz we got EVERYTHING.

    Now, if you want to talk about class and how the upper class is stealing all your money and not consenting to provide any services…

  • Kip TW

    Has nobody told him that one of the features of making a video is that you can edit it? That you can decide, “say, I come across just a wee bit pathetic here, don’t I?” and actually do it over again until you get it right, when you’ve gained some measure of control?

    Well. Maybe he did, and this was the best take.

  • Tiny kaiju

    Shorter Chris Cantwell: “l want to be on the front lines of a race war, as performance art. Not a real race war obviously, just lawbiding imitation of one.”
    How can he not be so mortified that he has to slink back to th pit toilet from whence he came?

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