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Wonkers! Put your deerstalker caps on and get ready to do some detective work, because we are about to jump down the weirdest rabbit hole I have ever discovered. This shit goes DEEP and I cannot do it alone.

Earlier this week a headline piqued my interest — Woman kills boyfriend after spat with reptilian cult. RELEVANT TO ALL OF MY INTERESTS, thought I!

Barbara Rogers fatally shot her boyfriend, Steven Mineo, in the forehead from point-blank range Saturday in their apartment in Coolbaugh Township, authorities said.

Rogers told officers Mineo, 32, was having “online issues” with a cult and asked her to kill him, said Lt. Steven Williams, of the Pocono Mountain Regional Police. She said her boyfriend believed the cult’s leader to be a “reptilian” pretending to be a human, according to an affidavit.

Rogers, 42, told police the group centers on “aliens and raptures.” Online postings associated with the cult detail a theory that a group of alien reptiles is subverting the human race through mind control.

But oh, did I ever not know what I was into, because as soon as the Daily Mail revealed the identity of the online reptilian cult, I went to check it out. And it is BONKERS.

Apparently, the cult doesn’t have a name. Its leader, if you will, is this lady Sherry Shriner, who has but one picture of herself on the internet, which I assume was taken at some point in the 1970s.

Sherry is claiming that she actually tried to warn Stephen that his girlfriend was a Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier, but he wouldn’t listen, and that is why she murdered him.

She also made this video to explain how their last YouTube video proves this. It is amazing. Please, please watch it.

She also has approximately 85,000 different Geocities webpages, all of which are filled with WONDER and DELIGHT.

Here are some things I have figured out about Sherry and her beliefs so far!

— She believes she is or was an angel, and is also god’s daughter and Lucifer’s sister. As such, she wrote a book in which she interviewed her brother, the devil, and it is available for purchase on Amazon.

— She sells something called ORGONE BLASTERS. They’re basically just very pretty looking crystals that she claims do all the things.

My Orgone has destroyed the Capricorn Star-Ship, the Shema star-ship, Planet X – Comet Elenin, and thousands of UFOs!

It Works Folks! It’s the Only thing that works against Alien-Demonic-Zombie-Vampire- beings! The “dead” hate it! The Aliens hate it! Politicians who have been soul-scalped by Reptilians hate it! Obama hates the White House, Michelle sleeps in Hotels around D.C…the White House Senior Staff meets in air-sealed rooms under the Capitol…why?? Because they HATE the Orgoned air in D.C. !!

Orgone will cleanse your air/water/food, dissolve chemtrails above your home, keep evil beings out of your home and yard, stop night terrors, it has 101 uses.

Unrelated, there is also a very interesting Wikipedia page on this orgone stuff (Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs were into it, apparently).

— Reptillian Aliens are basically soul scalping EVERYONE these days, specifically Meg Ryan, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. And, obviously, the Obamas, because they’re not racist?

And so much more. Also, I discovered that she is currently feuding with another, equally ridiculous, online cult called Amightywind. Yes, like the Christopher Guest movie. Which she claims is run by a witch.

So all the witches online seem to be rallying their covens and fake Christian ministries to protect fellow witch Barbara Rogers and come against me and paint the lie Steve wanted to die. Almightywind Witch Cult is run by a woman who was a witch in the Great White Brotherhood of Indiana, broke off from them to begin her own “ministry’ online. She’s been making hate videos about me for years. Steve was well aware of them.

The witch she is talking about is Elizabeth Elijah Nikomia and her husband Ezra, who say they are not witches, but prophets.

Amightywind/Almightywind are a Jews For Jesus Pentacostal Zombie Apocalypse cult. But like, instead of killing zombies with orgone, they kill zombies with boards.

I tell you this now so when you see these things come to pass you will not fear his army of ZOMBIES that will be slain by the POWER OF THE CROSS of YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH! Remember hit them with a board or wood that represents the CROSS. The dead in YAHUSHUA (Christ) which shall walk and witness to MY Glory will walk as in times of old and testify of Heaven, not to take the MARK of the BEAST! They shall prove there is life after death. MY saints you will hear and see in Glorified Bodies that CAN NOT BE KILLED!

Also, they have more singing.

There are like, 85,000 videos from each of these groups, and then also videos of them decrying each other, and then other cults decrying them, and it is some kind of all out crazy YouTube battle that is so much better than any of the Mommy Blog Wars of the early 2010s. It is amazing. Also, BOTH cults have lions on their Geocities webpages? What does it all mean? And how have I never heard about any of this?

I am trying to figure out if there is any crossover here with the flat earth people. There must be, right? The laws of crank magnetism demand it.

OH. While looking for pictures of Sherry other than that first one, I also found the blog of this one dude who claims to have been created in a cloning center. I have not yet been able to discern if he is involved in this feud?

I can tell you that it definitely appears as though the Amightywind group does not like it when people criticize them, and has a tendency to make retaliatory YouTube videos against ex-members who have made YouTube videos warning people about them. It is all very, very involved. And the amazing thing is that it appears to all mostly be online. You don’t even need to leave your house to be a cult leader anymore, I guess.

Obviously, this is just the tip of the iceberg here. There is so much. So if you feel like delving into this rabbit hole with me, together we can discover their secrets!

Should you like to thank me for bringing this weirdness into your life, click click click below so Rebecca can keep me here on weekends!

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  • Robyn, i am very sure i do not want to be party to your google search history.

    • Think of the ads she must get!

      • Khavrinen

        I’d really rather not…

  • TundraGrifter

    “They want to call me a cult leader? No, I’m just a humble servant and Messenger [sic] of the Most High.” [sick]

    We used to call that “mighty high.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Higher than most.

  • ManchuCandidate
  • amrak63
  • Kiri the Unicorn

    I got yer orgone blaster right here…!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      *thumbs up*

    • amrak63

      Is that an orgone blaster in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Unicorns don’t have pockets.

  • Muriel Volestrangler

    “Mighty Winds” and cults are a reference to this, surely:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag

    • Rags

      I suspect their inspiration is this guy. A Mighty Wind…

      https://youtu.be/YOkboxqOKBA

    • Beautiful Soup

      We had the beyond the fringe record with this bit… I used to give myself a sore throat trying to imitate the “and will this wind be so mighty” guy.

  • armed_bears

    While editor of the newspaper in college, I was lucky enough to interview Jesus Christ, who had been sending us his self-published gospels for some time. Interesting.

    At the end of the call, I talked to Jesus’ sister, with whom he lived, and had since their folks had died.

    The crazies can be funny, or weird, or scary… but at some bottom-most level, they’re just crazy … and since Reagan, we don’t really care to do anything for ’em.

    • Three Finger Salute

      We can’t. As long as they claim it’s a religious belief, it’s an inherent weakness in the First Amendment. Germany banned Scientology but little else.

  • SadDemInTex

    I’m sure they voted for 45

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      They are definitely his base.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    I condemn the obvious and unwarranted bias against Necro-Americans!

    Poor Bub is gonna be so upset when he sees this!

  • BrianW

    So, . . . the demonic alien overlords can cross space and time, possess our bodies and souls, but have to use YouTube and Geocities to communicate with us?

    Hmmmm, if only I could see where this theory falls apart . . . Nope, makes sense to me!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Obviously they can cross space and time. I don’t think anyone knew that Geocities even still existed. They’ve created a Groundhog Day time loop where a portion of the Internet is stuck in 1996.

      • BrianW

        Ya know, a time loop does make sense. After all, it’s just good, basic science.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      That reminds me of my favorite line from “Jesus Christ Superstar”:
      “If you’d come today you could have reached the whole nation.
      Israel in 4BC had no mass communication.”

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
  • memzilla Ω

    Didn’t we already see this movie, Orgone with the Wind?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      “Frankly, Reptilian, I don’t give a damn.”

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Fiddle do goo, fiddle do goo!

    • Three Finger Salute

      La dee da, I’ll just astral-project about it in the morning.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      ‘I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout birthin’ no alien-reptilian hybrids!’

  • Gigglesnort

    Me to daughter: So, which one would you join? The Almightywind Witch Cult, or the reptilian/alien/zombie cult?
    Daughter: I don’t know .. well, since the witch cult at least calls themselves a cult, I guess you could say ..
    Me : They were more grounded? Could you say that?
    Daughter: Yeah, maybe.

    • armed_bears

      This is why we have daughters.

  • TJ Barke

    These Orgone Blasters are all the same picture…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Which makes them triply powerful!

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Astral projections?

  • TJ Barke

    The dominant life form on earth, folks.

    • Dick St. Dipshit

      Another testament to the superiority of the white race.

      • Three Finger Salute

        This batshittery isn’t only a white thing though. Farrakhan’s wacky cult believes white people are demons created in a lab by an evil alien scientist named Yakub. Ben Carson, of course, thinks the pyramids were built by angels so that Moses could hide grain for survival until he was ready to lead his flock out of Egypt. Then there’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, who reportedly belong to Scientology.

        Stupidity knows no demographics, sadly.

        • Querolous

          Was George Romero guilty of cultural appropriation?

    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • TJ Barke

        Tell me about it, RD.

      • amrak63

        Hoofpalm FTW!

  • Kiri the Unicorn
    • amrak63

      My favorite Zappa quote is “Remember–there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”

      But this is also a good one.

      http://i.imgur.com/eye7uHa.jpg

      • OutOfOrbit

        Billy The Mountain was a friend of mine.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?….

        • Shanzgood

          Tonsils.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    Yodelling buttholes or GTFO.

    • Dick St. Dipshit

      Don’t you know about yodelingbuttholes.com?

      • Fancy Meau-Faux

        I feel tricked that the link leads nowhere. Though I was somewhat hesitant to click on it in the first place.

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      True. Needs more yodeling vegan buttholes.

  • TJ Barke

    If you guys want a good time in a similar vein, there is a ton of crazy ass UFO documentaries on Amazon video, far beyond the sort of “What are these weird lights, and was Roswell really aliens?” Type stuff.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I think that’s just called the “History” channel now.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Haha! Good one!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    After reading this story I need a couple Pangalactic orgone blasters.

    • OutOfOrbit

      Up or on the rocks?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Please.

    • Maclare 🍦🍦

      here ya go;

      you can substitute gin for the Ol’ Janx Spirit.
      don’t know want you can sub for the orgone…

      http://www.instructables.com/id/Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster/

    • data_ninja

      It’s like a slice of cheese wrapped around a cinder block smashing your pancreas.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Where is Bob Wilson, now that we need him?

  • TJ Barke

    These people can vote…

    • amrak63

      That explains how Covfefe could get close enough for Putin to steal the election for him…

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Do their alien masters allow that?

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      And do, as evidenced by our last election.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Online postings associated with the cult detail a theory that a group of alien reptiles is subverting the human race through mind control.

    https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5206/5272920666_f9b32dab16_b.jpg
    They’re not far wrong.

  • Maclare 🍦🍦

    “Orgone will cleanse your air/water/food, dissolve chemtrails above your home, keep evil beings out of your home and yard, stop night terrors, it has 101 uses.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/012d6208009dc4886d7f11000c4e0de0c73606333604397ba21612a86292d8f3.jpg

  • azeyote

    killin zombies as a selling point seems absurd since they are so easy to kill –

    • Dick St. Dipshit

      Really, zombies are boring twats and can fuck right off. Now The Blob – that was one scary-ass monster!

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TdUsyXQ8Wrs/hqdefault.jpg

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Let’s not drag Chris Christie into this.

        • Dick St. Dipshit

          Not with my arthritic back.

          • Shanzgood

            Can you drive a forklift?

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            I was going to suggest a shop crane. Less likely to burn out the motors.

    • BloviateMe

      That Dawn of the Dead remake with Ving Rhames had zombies that could run at a dead sprint. I maintained that was much scarier, but the wife is a zombie purist, and wasn’t having any of it.

      We maintain the peace by not discussing it any further.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Let’s not get into a shitstorm of non-comments between zombie purists and neo-zombieists!

        But if we do, how do Sherri and the Almightywind crowd feel about it?

        No, forget I asked that question.

  • Michael R
  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    OFFS, they destroyed the Capricorn? I had a package of Star Snoods coming through the ebay intergalactic mail service on board that ship. Explains the delayed delivery. My credit card is gonna hate this chargeback.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Orgones? I’ll be Reich there.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Your interests mainely rangely widely.

  • janecita

    I blame all these cults on stupid, uneducated people watching “The Walking Dead,” “Orphan Black,” and “True Blood.” I’m going to base my cult on “Game of Thrones.” I want it to be full of sex and good looking people.

    • OutOfOrbit

      And bare boobs?!

      • Shanzgood

        Meh. I can see that whenever I want.

        • OutOfOrbit

          Oh yeah?! I will stop there.

          • Shanzgood

            Are you feeling unwell?

          • OutOfOrbit

            Donut temp me like this.

          • Shanzgood

            Haha! I saw what you said to Baconz the other day!

          • OutOfOrbit

            You donut want me to go there again, Do you?

          • Shanzgood

            …prolly not

          • OutOfOrbit

            “…’prolly’ not”? Ah, then you do know something about the powers of a Brazilian, and it’s not out of the question : ) Okay me go upthread now.

          • janecita

            He is having a “boobs, boobs everywhere,” moment.

          • OutOfOrbit

            You have no idea.

          • janecita
          • BloviateMe

            HOW ARE THOSE NIPPLES NOT POPPING OUT

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Because she is a space alien! Run for your life!!!!,1,11!1,1,1!!!<111,1!

          • BloviateMe

            In a minute, this requires more research.

          • janecita

            Right?!

          • Maclare 🍦🍦

            Double stick tape is a hell of an invention.

          • BloviateMe

            I’m agin’ it. (spit)

          • aureolaborealis

            I GOES AGAINST ALL THE LAWS OF NATURE, AND ALSO EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT NOW!!!!!

          • Mildred Broxon

            Don’t let them out!!!

          • Shanzgood

            Ouch!

          • janecita

            It’s a miracle that they didn’t escape and knocked her out.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Thus inspiring a new genre of German porn.

          • OutOfOrbit

            Only an alien could defy the laws of phisicals like that.

          • aureolaborealis

            It’s funny. I’ve been alive for half a century, and I’ve had sexytimes with various people over the years, including women who have ‘physiques’ pretty much like hers. I have seen a lot of porn over the years, with nekkidness and various funtimes crimes against nature happening to the nekkid people, and yet, when I see that gif, I. Still. Can’t. Just. I. Um. What were we talking about?

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            SOMEBODY’S gonna have back problems when she’s older.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Wow! I keep waiting for the inevitable.

          • janecita

            It’s kind of hypnotic.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            At the risk of sounding like a valley girl, totally! I was so mesmerized I forgot to steal it.

      • janecita

        Sure, and all the men have muscular chests.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          As as matter of fact, we men do, in fact, all have muscular…

          [looks down]

          Oh, wait….

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            There has to be muscle to hold it up, otherwise all that flab would just end up around our waists.
            … oh, BUGGER.

      • Dick St. Dipshit

        Boobs ‘n’ dragons!

        • BloviateMe

          Draggin’ boobs are an entirely different matter.

          Eventually, gravity wins.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        To quote Wonkette, “Yay, tits”.

        • OutOfOrbit

          Ladies: “Shake your boobies.”

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            To quote whoever made it famous, let the puppies breathe!

    • Shanzgood

      I want the flammable green goo.

      • janecita

        Me too!

        • Shanzgood

          I would have said “dragons” but my yard isn’t big enough.

          • janecita

            The green goo is more effective, and doesn’t poop.

          • BloviateMe

            Plus there’s the whole eating the neighbor kids thing.

            I mean, there’s one or two that probably won’t be missed, but they’ll eventually get to that Anderson kid, and people would likely be upset.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            A yard too small for dragons? What kind of a yard is that? Surely you at least have room for a little deuce goop dragon.

          • puredog

            My little deuce goop. You know what I like!

      • Dick St. Dipshit

        Oh, you always call the flammable green goo . . .

    • BloviateMe

      “I drink and know things, it’s what I do” is a rallying cry I can get behind.

      Please add me to your newsletter.

    • The Wanderer

      I call dibs on God of Tits and Wine.

    • Jamoche

      They don’t have the attention span for that. It’s just basic “too stupid to understand the world, too stupid to realize it” combined with the human instinct to find patterns where there aren’t any.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Orson Welles is rolling in his grave. Well, uncomfortably shifting in it at least.

    • puredog

      ORPHAN BLACK LIBELZ! WALKING DEAD LIBELZ! TRUE BLOOD LIBELZ! (feverishly reviews Federal Rules of Civil Procedure regarding joinder of claims and parties)

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Especially since True Blood was based on the far superior Sookie Stackhouse Series and they totally butchered it! George RR Martin learned from her experience though and kept artistic imput rights.

      • janecita

        They did ruin the books. I wasn’t happy with the changes. The only thing that the show had going for it, was the amazing eye candy.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          I watched the first show and went no, that’s wrong, where is so and so? No! Tara’s mom is a demon? What?

  • Michael R
    • Dick St. Dipshit

      S’nuff of that punning.

      • TJ Barke

        S’more where that came from.

  • CripesAmighty

    I think we can dispense with the libraries of analyses attempting to answer the reams of, ‘And just how the fuck did we wind up here’ questions. We got all we need to know right here.

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

    The dinosaur angels are probably thinking, “Sheesh, we went extinct for THIS?!?”

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      “There’ll be another meteor along soon. That’s if they don’t wipe themselves out first. It’s probably time for the invertebrates to have a go anyway.”

      • Shanzgood

        Aren’t they running the US government right now?

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          They’re sneaky. That’s why they’ll get us in the end.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Well Trump is as dense as any meteor, so it’s a good guess.

  • mrFawkes

    One day, the Orgone Crystal Cult, the Bath Salt Crystal Cult and the Crystal Meth Cult will have a fight for world dominance at a Idaho panhandle town.

    • natoslug

      You leave Athol out of this!

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Whoever wins, we point and laugh.

  • Rock Drummer

    I’m damned near certain “return to sender” was sung by Elvis Presley, not Johnny Cash. World class duh right there.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      But admit it, in your head you’re hearing the Man In Black singing that song RIGHT NOW, aren’t you?

  • FukuiSanYesOta

    Reptilian shapeshifters … I’ve heard that before.

    Ah, yes.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

    I remember him as a young Fukui being a snooker commentator. Then he went batshit crazy.

  • Baconzgood

    Vampire Witch Super Soldier is my favorite G.W.A.R song

    • Shanzgood

      You can tell them apart?

      • Baconzgood

        The Reptiles are ambidextrous.

        • Shanzgood

          That’s handy.

          • Baconzgood

            That pun was sinister.

          • Shanzgood

            I must be having a stroke.

  • TJ Barke
    • Mehmeisterjr

      This is why we can’t have nice space alien things.

      • kareemachan

        Damn. And I had my heart set on an alien multi-universe orbital transmogrifier….

        • Mehmeisterjr

          And you will under the latest iteration of the Republican Health Plan.

    • BloviateMe

      Killing them with Orgone Blasters isn’t very nice, I can see why they are standoffish.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        I’m not really comfortable following a cult leader who so freely brags about mass murder.

  • La forza del resistino

    I used to pray for the Messenger of Most High … to appear in his ancient Fiat with a trunk full of weed.

  • The Wanderer

    Discord’s Testicles, what the fuck did I just see?

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      If it made no sense to you, congratulations, you’re not compromised!

  • sorbs

    I can never remember–when does the Aether Bunny show up next year?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I forget the date but if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of really bad air.

  • Yr. Gma

    Elvis, people. ELVIS!!

    WTF Johnny Cash?

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Nostradamus is the key! He foretold the Zombie Apocalypse, and also Elvis! According to mystical inner sources Nostradamus predicted the Elvis mystery when he wrote: “The divine voice shall be struck by heaven so that he cannot proceed any further. The secret of the close-mouthed one shall be closed, that people shall tread upon and before it.”
      http://www.elvislightedcandle.org/graceland.html
      http://www.zilfage.com/?p=32
      All garbage, of course.

  • lowenufc

    Wow. Beardy McGasbag really butchers the work of the one true king.
    Did she ask for a divorce after that performance? She should have.

  • Baconzgood

    God. Please oh please oh please call her as a witness.

  • The Wanderer

    The Orgone Blasters look remarkably like oddly colored Tastykake(tm) brand Chocolate Bells.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Are these cults all run by white people with too much time on their hands and a desire to make money out of white angst over diminishing opportunities to feel superior to everyone else in the universe? Or are they all on drugs?

    • The Wanderer

      Yes.

    • OutOfOrbit

      If there’s money in it—kind of like Rule 34.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Well, part of it is mental illness….

      • Angela Ruzzo

        So based on my 60 years of personal observations and interactions with people all over the planet, it seems to me that at least half the human race could be described as “mentally ill” in some way, which is not a pleasant thought. Is OCD a mental illness? Yes it is, and it appears to be an epidemic.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      I noticed there was an exponential rise in cultism recruitment in the 70’s onward.
      From the Scientologists, the Moonies and the Hari-Krishnas to name a few. I always wondered if it had a connection to the prevalence of drug use at that time. Perhaps, some people were looking for something else to fill that void? Or just preferred an authoritarian style leadership? I suspect many former cultists are now Evangelicals, aka the latest thing in cults.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        There’s no simple answer to why cults proliferated in the 70’s. The 60’s was a decade of major social change that also witnessed a significant rise in violence, including the assassinations of JFK, RFK and MLK, the Viet Nam War, and the Mansons. Young people were rejecting “establishment” values right and left, and this included establishment religions. But most people seem to need some kind of spiritual leadership to tell them what to believe, which accounts for the popularity of cults. If those cults encouraged drug use, they were even more popular. I personally believe that religion itself is a kind of drug. Religious membership fulfills people’s need for a tribal identity, which was not being met by the rise of the nuclear family in the 50’s and 60’s.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          “Religion is the opiate of the masses”, I believe, is the quote I like best by Karl Marx.
          As a teen in the 70’s I was trying to make sense of the world around me, and those are the things I came up with.
          I never connected the tribal needs being met, but after seeing the t-rump cult, it is a big factor in some groups of people.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Many humans seem to have a strong need to feel superior to some other group of people, which is one of the forces keeping tribalism alive. If they can’t find a group of people who are obviously “inferior”, they will make up lies about another group so they can feel superior to them. If the “inferior” group has very visible differences that make them easy to identify, such as gender or skin color or tattoos, their job is that much easier. This is a powerful force behind anti-Semitism, sexism and racism. These people become enraged if they see a person in the “inferior” group who is obviously superior to themselves, or more successful, which is why many working- and middle-class white people hated Obama so much, because he challenged their stereotypes.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Sad isn’t it? People who are often not self aware (or are mentally lazy) can only feel good about themselves, if they perceive themselves to be ahead of some other group. And that is a really self loathing/ self destructive attitude. Giving them a target for their resentment then becomes political power as we have seen. Sadly, these people breed far too often.

  • TJ Barke

    My Orgone has destroyed the Capricorn Star-Ship, the Shema star-ship, Planet X – Comet Elenin, and thousands of UFOs!

    It Works Folks! It’s the Only thing that works against Alien-Demonic-Zombie-Vampire- beings! The “dead” hate it! The Aliens hate it! Politicians who have been soul-scalped by Reptilians hate it! Obama hates the White House, Michelle sleeps in Hotels around D.C…the White House Senior Staff meets in air-sealed rooms under the Capitol…why?? Because they HATE the Orgoned air in D.C. !!

    Orgone will cleanse your air/water/food, dissolve chemtrails above your home, keep evil beings out of your home and yard, stop night terrors, it has 101 uses.

    Thank god! Or whoever…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5839d8989957e57cb488d729ee8d3d35e6f61fb71c458110707931e4b2f15dba.gif

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I had share options in the Capricorn Star-Ship.

      • TJ Barke

        What’re you? A libtard reptalien sympathizer?

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          I’m Jared Kushner.

          • TJ Barke

            I KNEW it!

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Need some citizenship? Only $500K.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Is it part of Delta or United?

    • Baconzgood
      • TJ Barke

        It’s too flat and hot.

      • amrak63

        I thought Disney was fierce about copyrights. How’d the U of O ever get permission to use Donald Duck as a mascot?

        • Three Finger Salute

          They paid an exorbitant amount of money for licensing.

      • kareemachan

        I went to a World Horror convention in Eugene back in the 90’s.

        Oh. My. God.

        On the other hand, I met Clive Barker and Charles de Lint and am in love with both of them. And Clive told this amazing story about Times Square, a bar, womenz, and pingpong balls….

    • Invisible Bunyip

      When I saw that part, I honestly thought it was part of the snark in the article.

  • Yr. Gma

    That returning to sender stuff is a Sovereign Citizen thing.

  • Yr. Gma

    What happens when Mr. Ed sings Elvis backwards?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Blue Suede Horseshoes?

      • kareemachan

        Heartbreak Stall?

    • BloviateMe

      You can still hear him sing, but you’re looking at his asshole instead of his face.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Fake news. Mr. Ed would never sing Elvis unless he had thank you very much to say.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Shake, Rattle and Troll?

    • Le Chapeau

      He won’t do that unless you give him the spurs.

    • Invisible Bunyip

      You mean Johnny Cash.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Well, I watched part of the Sherry video, and all I can say is: “Thumb’s up!”…

    • mailman27

      Who you callin’ a penis?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Thanks, Ronnie Ray-gun, for closing all the mental hospitals. Good move.

    • natoslug

      DAMN YOU! I was posting the same thing, but a bit more long-winded, and you snuck in under the wire with this one. Of course, we’ll probably discover ten more Reagan references upthread (downthread?) . . .

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        We’ll have to buy each other a Coke if we ever meet. :)

  • natoslug

    Once again, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, RONALD COCKSUCKINGFUCKER REAGAN for destroying the mental health care system that would have properly served these people. He’s worse than the zombie Capricorns from Planet X.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Could Ronnie Raygun have been a reptilian disguised as a Grade B actor and shill for an electric company? As I write these words it makes more sense every second.

      • Shanzgood

        STOP WRITING THEN

        • Dudleydidwrong

          But, but, but…my hands are being controlled by a scaly claw that makes me write things.

          Ah, it’s just my pet gecko.

          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            Ooh, ask him how much I can save on my car insurance!

          • Veronicacwise

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          • Komsumverweigerer Ron

            Dammit, Veronica, what happened to Lori? What evil have you perpetrated upon her?

          • Le Chapeau

            IT’S THE FUCKING GECKOS. THEY’RE SO DAMN CUTE WE DO WHATEVER THEY TELL US TO DO.

      • natoslug

        If it’s making more sense, I suggest opening a window, and maybe quit burning plastic indoors.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Grade Z, please.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Well, he did talk to that monkey.

    • Le Chapeau

      Having witnessed first-hand the results of closing a major mental hospital in Utica, NY, during that time, I second the FUCK YOU VERY MUCH RONNIE. We had poor disoriented bastards wandering all over downtown, walking into traffic, etc.

  • Anna Rompage

    Orgone crystals! I know a who slew of people down in Ashland that would love to buy some of those.

    See, these are followers of the Mother Gaia cult, who believe in many crazy things, but have focused their energies recently on raising money to reveal the truth about the govt’s nefarious Chemtail mind control project..

    Serious shit folks, I see postings from these people from time to time that state the Chem trails are heavy, and they’re feeling dazed and out of sorts…

    The govt always seems to spay this crap in the early through late spring for some reason, and the only thing that helps clear the fog, is Benydril…

    I’ve tried telling them that it’s just allergists that are flaring up, but they always come back that our bodies are one with the earth, and allergies are just a side effect of the chemtrails…

    • OutOfOrbit

      I think “Paint Your Wagon” was filmed in Orgone.

      • BloviateMe

        That explains the lack of aliens.

        • OutOfOrbit

          The best things in life are dirty–I been trying to tell Shanz that but…

          • Shanzgood

            I’m already getting appropriate help with that!

          • Le Chapeau

            Make sure he buys you the hat!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Interestingly enough, the beginning of it was filmed near Eugene, OR. Which was standing in for someplace in Missouri.

        • OutOfOrbit

          Eugene?! Is that YOU Gene?

      • Three Finger Salute

        The secret government computer project called Orgone Trail caused an innumerable number of Christian babies to die of dysentery. They killed Steve Jobs for threatening to speak the truth!!!11!

        • OutOfOrbit

          OMG I did not know that!

    • Fartknocker

      Chemtrails are real. My fire truck was on standby during the refueling of the aircraft during Operation Jade Helm. I was able to obtain a photo that’s proof it’s a government project. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/504d57f582aef1c025ae731c23ed73083eb3f50d4fca831701af1a5227c8160d.png

      • Anna Rompage

        What, no ID required?

        You mean I can spray chemtrails without a valid ID, but not vote?

        • SDGeoff3

          Which one’s more fun?

      • puredog

        That kind of looks like an ATM on meth.

    • Le Chapeau

      Didn’t you know you can bust those chemtrails way up in the sky by spraying them from your back yard with vinegar in a Windex bottle?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RTDVR2BnuY

    • Celtic_Gnome

      A standup comedian, talking about his new daughter, referred to Benedryl as “$5.95 Babysitter In A Box.”

  • Reince Pubis

    It’s easy to laugh at someone who’s beliefs seem strange because you don’t understand them, but if what she says isn’t really true, how did she destroy the Capricorn star-ship?

    • OutOfOrbit

      They MUST really work cuz of that “Truth in Advertizing” law thing.

      • Reince Pubis

        You have to admit, you don’t see any Capricorn star-ship flying around. That’s proof enough for me.

        • Three Finger Salute

          But think about this! O.J. just got released from the FEMA camp where he was being detained for telling the truth about Capricorn One. Alex Jones is now on the hunt for Nicole’s real killer: HILLARY!!!111!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ0AsuZu4ds

        • Angela Ruzzo

          They have shield technology, so it’s not possible to tell one way or the other.

  • And thus, Donald Trump…

  • mailman27

    Jeez Louise, even these fruitcakes are yelling at libtards! Why is everyone “hating on” us libtards?
    PS: That return to sender gag won’t work with anything but first class mail. Junk mail only pays the freight for a one way trip..

  • Daniel Hooper

    See, it’s crazies like this that make it hard for us other divine beings to be taken seriously. All I ask of the Followers Of The Moon, a.k.a Luna Moonstone, a.k.a me, is to show respect to retail and service workers, don’t be dicks in general to anybody who isn’t a dick themselves, and maybe buy some of my stories. The only apocalypse I preach about is one of fictious anthropomorphic cowgirls, as well.
    On a less serious note; what kind of program produced lame Alien-Zombie-Reptile-Demon super soliders that’s a single bullet can kill? Who’s the brains behind that program; Invader Zim?

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    well, this should bring us some interesting trolls.

    • Steve Cole

      I hope so. I loves me some crazy. Bring on the Art Bell true believers.

      • TJ Barke

        Is Art Bell even real? I think Coast to Coast is the real conspiracy!

        • Steve Cole

          Back in the day, I used to drive airplanes overnight. Always had Art playing on the ADF. Good times.

          • BloviateMe

            I listened to that guy lo so many years ago. It was sort of fun.

    • Le Chapeau

      So far it’s been 100% snarktastic.

    • JMP

      It would be more fun than dealing with What Me Worry yet again.

  • Fartknocker

    Orgone blasters is Grade A, 100% bullshit. It’s just another fucking scam, just like Dampnut and his family of thieves. Chemtrails on the other hand are real. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/98ab9cefb7c4226f0d63f736697c340d0ac78792dd758846b1735af4f30e3d91.jpg

    • Three Finger Salute

      Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh….!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXfc7VMyj94

      • Le Chapeau

        Catchy.

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      There is no God. Bigfoot is real though.

      • SDGeoff3

        Ask the History Channel.

    • SDGeoff3

      They look an awful lot like chemtrails.
      Or zombie farts.

  • La forza del resistino

    I worry for the teenage Mormon missionaries that knock on Sherry’s door and try to engage in a 5 min talk.

    • BloviateMe

      I wonder if the magic underwear are powerful enough to stop an Orgone attack.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        This would have made an AMAZING Mythbusters episode.

      • Le Chapeau

        Not if they are reptilians wearing magic underwear. The Orgone is supposed to be good, you know.

    • nightmoth

      LOL! But I hope the Jehovah’s Witnesses find her because they will never, ever give up and The Watch Tower is more sane than this.

      • Le Chapeau

        We had a Kingdom Hall on our corner, and they would send out squads of old ladies and young girls each month to peddle their Watch Towers and Awake! pamphlets.

        • nightmoth

          I know they’re easy to laugh about, but here in the South, they integrated their Kingdom Halls a long time ago, and I was always impressed that they sent out inter-racial teams to knock on doors. Also, the Southern Baptists absolutely hate them, so that’s in their favor for me. I usually give them a buck or two for the Watch Tower and send them on their way.

          • Le Chapeau

            That’s interesting. Back in the late ’60s when they would knock, as they did just about every month, I’d give them a quarter, or a dime, and take their pamphlets. I even read a few, but found them strangely unconvincing.

          • nightmoth

            “Unconvincing”—you’re kind. ;) All the ones I’ve met were sweet people. though. At least they don’t influence elections with their theology, since they don’t vote.

          • Le Chapeau

            Yeah, I remember in 10th grade health class we took the Johns Hopkins alcohol survey and it turned out the only one of us, and we were all under age, who was not a drinker was the Jehovah’s Witness girl. I had a friendly debate with a one of their guys one day, and he had a hard time explaining what chance I had for heaven after the 144,000 of the elect got their reward. I knew a guy once who was in his back yard down on his hands and knees digging in his garden when an old woman and a young, teenage girl spotted him from the street and came down the driveway with their Watch Towers and accosted him. He made a show of looking the young one up and down, then said, “Hey, you’ve got a nice leg on you. Get rid of the old lady and we can go inside and have some fun!” They scurried away, and he went back to his digging.

    • Le Chapeau

      I’d sure pay to watch it, though.

  • Kiri the Unicorn
    • TJ Barke

      “That little guy? All over the windshield.”

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Orgone Blasters. . .are they like Ozone Injections which are supposed to cure everything from cancer to AIDS, MS and arthritis? My sister bought into this crap and has just had 14 of those injections in her arthritic knee, and her knee is not one jot better, in fact it is worse, which I think is exactly what one could expect from having a needle stuck into it every day for 14 days in a row, and she is having nasty dizzy spells every day and can’t remember where she put her car keys. She paid good money out of her pocket for this nonsense, and I suspect Orgone Blasters are equally effective. As P.T. Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

    And BTW…you never know about Zombies, they might be nice once you get to know them. They can’t be worse than some living people I know.

    • Maclare 🍦🍦

      No joke here. I’m sorry that your sister was scammed.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        She deserved it…she tried to talk me into doing it. Fat chance. If I want to feel worse I’ll go to my regular doctor and let Medicare pay for it.

    • Le Chapeau

      If she’s getting air injected into her knee, I’m pretty sure the other symptoms follow inevitably.

  • Anna Rompage

    Even my friends who believe in chemtrails, 9/11 conspiracies, Obama’s time machine, and that Kennedy was killed by the CIA, think these folks are cray cray…

    • puredog

      And do you have a lot of such. . . .friends?
      [furrows brow]

    • Le Chapeau

      That Obama thing was a Mars transporter, not a time machine. What kind of friends do you have?

  • Lizzietish81

    Kids, don’t name your cult after a great fart

    • BloviateMe

      But we can still name our farts thought, right?

      Back in ’95, I unleashed Beatrix, and it was absolutely unacceptable in modern society. One of my proudest moments.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Are you one of those guys who used to meet after lunch in the office next to mine and have farting contests? Because it has not been forgotten and revenge will be taken one day.

        • BloviateMe

          Umm…no, definitely not. Nossireebob. Not me.

        • Le Chapeau

          If you light them, you can get chemtrails right there in the office.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            That is a stupendous idea, thanks. Will it trigger the sprinkler system?

          • Le Chapeau

            It will activate the vinegar sprinklers, designed to destroy office chemtrails.

  • nightmoth

    Is it against the Rules to wish that the far-right Obama haters would self-select in such a life-limiting fashion?

    • Dick St. Dipshit

      That’s what the Second Amendment is for.

  • Dick St. Dipshit

    God, there are a lot of lonely weirdos out there.

  • Jennifer R

    Lions a a symbol of Christianity. Lies about romans feeding Christians to lions caused that. Also the F plus has at least two episodes on orgone cleaners.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Also the Sikhs have a thing about lions, many use the middle or surname Singh which means lion in Hindu.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    just no. i don’t do crazy. I don’t even do crazy turning on other crazies.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    The mommy blog wars were a little pale compared to the mommy usenet wars of the mid-nineties, jmo, although maybe because I had and extra few years of mommying under my belt.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    From now on, I am joining the MGTOWAND,LAM,VWRSS movement: Men Going Their Own Way and Not Dating, Let Alone Marrying, Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldiers.

    • Steve Cole

      pix or GTFO

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Trick question. Of course I don’t have picture of me not marrying a vampire witch reptilian super soldier.

        Of course, I start every day with a heaping bowl of Special-O breakfast cereal, which protects me and my precious bodily fluids.

    • Baconzgood

      You do I get their news letter?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I am close to certain that you don’t want to get a news letter.

    • Le Chapeau

      They’re not so bad if you catch them fresh out of Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier Boot Camp.

  • Baconzgood

    Sooooo. If the “thumps up” represents the phallus what does the “pistol wink” mean? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c10c2d493f49c45c413e191669cec66eaf4679cb398ca453d4fdf7139de72559.jpg

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Before any of you ask, I don’t know nuthin’ about nuthin’. I’m a NORMAL undead, brain-eating ghoul. Besides, if I spilled my guts I’d probably end up with my mouth filled with salt and my lips sewed shut. Those crazy bastards play hardball.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Unrelated, there is also a very interesting Wikipedia page on this orgone stuff (Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs were into it, apparently

    Kate Bush, “Cloudbusting” libelz.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllRW9wETzw

    I still dream of orgonon
    I wake up crying
    You’re making rain
    And you’re just in reach
    When you and sleep escape me

    • Le Chapeau

      What in the Seven Hells is Donald Sutherland doing in this video?

  • Three Finger Salute
    • Shanzgood

      How does this even happen?

      • Steve Cole

        Years of performance art gone wrong

        • Le Chapeau

          You gotta hand it to her, though. She NEVER breaks character.

    • Le Chapeau

      The hell?

  • Baconzgood

    This is the best you tube evah. She doesn’t know the difference between Johnny Cash and Elvis. And what’s with the “serve Satan yeah take out the garbage”? Is the Dark Prince my ex wife?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    And all of these loons voted for Donald.

  • Blender_415

    The only REAL question here is why Trump hasn’t hired this person yet.

    • Baconzgood

      Confirmation hang ups?

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        She didn’t disclose all her holdings on planet Nibiru.

      • JMP

        Trump could nominate Charles Manson for a cabinet position and the Senate would confirm him 50-50, with Mike Pence breaking the tie.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He wants to run the scam, not to be run by the scam. Unless it is Best Comrade Forever Putin, of course.

  • Nockular cavity
  • kareemachan

    Be careful, Robyn. They might come after you for exposing their secrets….

    And of course she *has* to add “libtards”. Tells it all right there.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Apologies if somebody has already raised the question but in the illustration above, Ezra looks like he has an actual face, whereas Elizabeth Elijah Nikomia looks like a cut-out from a 1920’s era paper doll book.

    Is she an actual wife or a “girlfriend in Canada” or just shy like her rival Sherry Shriner?

  • You should ice that burn

    Robyn we’re going to have to ask you to step slowly away from the interwebs..we need to tie on some sort of safety harness.

  • ltmcdies

    I just finished reading through this post and I’m sorry… who shot who again?

    • Nockular cavity

      Burr shot Hamilton.

      • ltmcdies

        much better musical then whatever the fuck that bunch is performing

  • FauxAntocles

    I should have been a prophet – I could have retired by now.

    • Khavrinen

      I was thinking that, too, but then I realized I’d have to factor in the 200 showers I’d have to take every day to wash off the slimy feeling.

      • Le Chapeau

        Some of these prophets are 100 percent slime, so a shower would not be in their best interest.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Some, is a very kind analysis.

          • Le Chapeau

            My plan A is “kind.” Plan B, not so much.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            To quote Rudyard Kipling, “You’re a better man than I, Gunga Din.”

  • Pisto75666

    https://forum.the-big-bang-theory.com/uploads/monthly_2016_02/o_85.gif.1b278b91ceb59d977770fa11ae0b589c.gif

    On Sherry’s FB page she’s even got an interview with Dave Chapelle’s brother who says Dave is a clone.

    I’ll keep these people in mind whenever I think *I’M* too weird.

    • JD Mulvey

      When someone claims to be a clone, ask to see their bellybutton.

      • Pisto75666

        I always thought it was a mark behind their ear?

  • marxalot

    The Amightywind chick’s face is obviously a paper mask or a ‘shop or something, that isn’t a human face. Maybe she’s a reptilian zombie vampire chemtrail witch.

    • ryp

      She looks like one of those “lifelike” sex dolls that Japanese men take on vacations.

      • Le Chapeau

        And marry.

  • puredog

    So, Robyn — these are the sites you visit when Trumpland becomes too unreal and hard to take? Interesting (strokes beard). Also, while I do appreciate your service in watching Sherry Shriner’s video, with respect I must decline to watch it, as life is too short.

  • Fancy Meau-Faux
  • Angela Ruzzo

    I am beginning to think the new neighbors across the street are Zombies. They moved in 6 months ago (from California!!!!) and there is a father, a mother, a 16-yr-old daughter and 13-yr-old son, and I never see any of them. They mow the grass after dark, they leave for work/school before I get up. The light is on in their garage all evening and all night long, and the father is allegedly “working” in there, but when did you ever hear of someone working in a closed garage in the Midwest when the temperature is 100 degrees outside???? I tell you, that’s a dead giveaway, excuse the pun.

    • JD Mulvey

      You convinced me at “California.”

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Of course, I only have their word for it that they are from California. That would be the perfect cover for Zombies, don’t you think? Rather like the Coneheads saying they were from France.

        • JD Mulvey

          It would be perfect… Who’d suspect them?

          If you get the chance, watch how they drive. You’ll be able to tell for sure if they never use their turn signal.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Naw, they do that here in Florida too, nascar fans think that shows weakness.

    • shivaskeeper

      IDK, I just ran across some CA transplants in my job and they were complaining about the cold because it was only 80 degrees.

      He may enjoy the way to hot garage. Get one of those Orgone stones and see if it drives them away. It’s the only way to be sure.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        It’s not just the temp, it’s the humidity. Right now the “heat value” is 115. It might melt the Orgone stone. Would that produce Orgone gas? Might Orgone gas repel mosquitos as well Zombies? It’s worth a try.

        • shivaskeeper

          Couldn’t hurt.

      • Le Chapeau

        Actually, as we all know, nuking from orbit is the only way to be sure.

        • shivaskeeper

          That was implied.

          • Le Chapeau

            Nuking with Orgone Blasters!

      • JMP

        It’s ridiculous how people will complain about the “cold” here in California when it’s not cold at all, in fact it never even gets cold here so there should never be any complaints about that. It reminds me of that shitty whiniest song ever, “California Dreaming”, complaining about perfectly ordinary winter weather as if there’s something wrong with it.

        • shivaskeeper

          It’s all relative. One time I was in the desert and it was about 130 actual temp and over 150 with the heat index if you were in the sun. It was that way for two weeks. Then the temp dropped to about 100 actual.

          People were looking for light jackets to wear as a 30 degree difference is pretty significant.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Have you tried attacking them with a board representing the True Cross?

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I’ve got a 2×4 and a bottle of Lourdes water and a rosary blessed by the Pope in 1971, would that work?

        • Le Chapeau

          I’ve got a chunk of 3/4 inch plywood and a bottle of Perrier; would that work?

          • Invisible Bunyip

            I suspect it would work exactly as effectively.

        • Komsumverweigerer Ron

          Seems like kind of a waste of Lourdes water, but hey, it’s for science.

      • Le Chapeau

        And it’s in verse!

  • Kakkeltje

    Hey those Orgone blasters happen to be amazing things. I had some papers that I did not want to get blown away, and an Orgone blaster kept them perfectly in place.
    Then there was a door that I wanted to keep open, and the powers of the Orgone blaster worked there as well.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I bet they make great cat toys. Anything you don’t want the cat to play with is something they immediately want to play with.

  • Fancy Meau-Faux

    Just want to say: Thank you! I love shit like this.

  • antipode

    One shit storm at a time please. I’m still trying to figger out how to dethrone the antichrist aka the orange menace.

  • http://i66.tinypic.com/zx4rpk.jpg

    Always happy for an excuse to use a Ronaldo gif.

    • TJ Barke

      Snerson! It’s very scientific!

    • Penny Dreadful Says Cats

      Wake up, Sneople!

  • JD Mulvey

    I have always suspected that the whole world consisted of two forces, lining up for the inevitable apocalyptic clash: the libtards (us) versus the reptilian vampire zombies from outer space (them).

    This, finally, explains Mitch McConnell.

    • Le Chapeau

      Mitch McConnell, Vampire Zombie Turtle from outer space.

      • Komsumverweigerer Ron

        When you spell it out like that it seems blatantly obvious, doesn’t it?

      • ♫Old Man Vampire Zombie Turtle…Old Man Vampire Zombie Turtle Malfeasance on the Half-Shell♫

  • Wes Grogan

    https://www.facebook.com/thetrueacademy/

    Apparently, this is their Facebook page.

  • shivaskeeper

    I love me some CTs. I really do. I love trying to work out the underlying logic and rules of the various CTs. As a thought exercise they a great things.

    It’s also amusing to me to look at the true believers and see them for what they are. Small, pathetic, little people who’s only achievement has been to convince themselves they have not only outsmarted TPTB; be they the NWO, the Rothschilds, Soros, the UN, or whoever; but more importantly have outsmarted us. That seems to be the important bit, being smarter and more perceptive than the rest of us.

    I have never been able to get a handle on the Religion/CT crossovers though. The is no underlying logic. As “God did it” is the trump used to beat everything.

    • shivaskeeper

      Reply to myself, I am aware of the I underlying insanity that leads people down these rabbit holes.

      • Le Chapeau

        You know, when you start answering yourself back, it’s the first sign of trouble.

        • shivaskeeper

          Nah. It’s easier than an edit and this isn’t real life. If I was doing it in real life or would be an issue.

          • Le Chapeau

            As long as you don’t leave messages for yourself on your phone, then call yourself back to answer them, you should be OK.

          • shivaskeeper

            I type them into the notepad and then never check to see the notes. As a system it leave a lot to be desired, but it works.

          • Invisible Bunyip

            Talking to yourself if fine. It’s when you have arguments with yourself and lose that you should start worrying.

          • shivaskeeper

            I endorse this comment.

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          Pretty soon you find yourself hanging out with unicorns.

        • That’s what I say all the time.

    • YourMom

      Charles Manson was just such a person.

      • shivaskeeper

        Exactly.

  • Jamoche

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/07/a_decker_editor_dissects_the_trump_administration_s_comically_shoddy_videos.html

    Decker editor compares his intentionally shoddy editing to what Trumpie’s people put out:

    The Trump camp’s latest batshit video, a phantasmagoria of photo ops run through the Ken Burns Tries Cocaine For the First Time PowerPoint preset, is one in a long line of unhinged, low-rent media offerings from this administration. Having reviewed many of these videos, here is my effort to deconstruct the logic of a presidential aesthetic that manages to closely mirror our alt-comedy stoner-channel spy show.

  • ryp

    So you can buy the 10 oz clump of wax resin for $20, or for $35 you can get the 11 oz clump with a copper coin (a.k.a. a penny) on top for “an extra boost of power” for $35, sounds like a deal. She also has a swell deal of nickel covered refrigerator magnets, 12 for just $99, and 4″ pieces of copper tubing for only $10 a piece.

    Seems like a lot of work to scam people, why not just offer prayers in return for love offerings. No shipping involved.

    • Le Chapeau

      If it’s a new penny, those fuckers are 99 percent zinc, with just a coating of copper. False advertising!

      • ryp

        The zinc wards off Zombie Lizard Wiccans, so it’s a bonus.

        • Le Chapeau

          You know, I hadn’t thought of that.

  • Dael

    “The witch she is talking about is Elizabeth Elijah Nikomia and her husband Ezra, who say they are not witches, but prophets.”

    Cosplay.

  • Poly_Ester

    In short, the GOP base.

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Nah, the base is nowhere near this much fun.

      • Poly_Ester

        Delusional is as delusional does.

  • Jamoche

    Found it! Someone once tried to kickstart their orgone pyramids:
    http://kickfailure.com/2013/11/18/psykandy-orgone-creations/

    • Komsumverweigerer Ron

      Well, there’s the problem – it only works if you put it in boxes.

      • Old town Urbandale

        Yeah, if you concentrate your orgone in pyramids, where are you going to store your grain?

        • JustDon’tSaySortMyBalls

          Ben, is that you?

          • CafeenMan

            You’ll know if you get stabbed in the belt buckle.

          • JustDon’tSaySortMyBalls

            Oops, that could be trouble since I’m not wearing pants.

          • CafeenMan

            Luckily, Carson is getting old and feeble. With his strongest thrust the blade tip would probably bounce off your skin.

  • Leah Woodard

    She doesn’t know the difference between Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash – she can’t be trusted.

    • Le Chapeau

      I know, I just watched that piece of dreck, and she mentions Johnny Cash as the singer, and I go, “credibility trashed.” I now feel an overwhelming urge to set up my own geocity pages assailing her as a false prophet.

      • CafeenMan

        Just be a better informed prophet. Start making $$$ now!!!

    • CafeenMan

      LOL….. you sheep think they’re different people!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Wait…. they’re different people?

    • Incoming Ham

      In her alternate reality, Johnny Cash is Elvis and Elvis is Johnny Cash.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I’m of the opinion that any religion has reached incomprehensibility as soon as people take it seriously. Sure, coming up with stories about why there’s light in the sky is fun and all, but once someone asks “hey, but if there’s a carriage holding the sun, how do the horses and rider not get burned to a sizzle,” and then someone has to make up another story to justify that bit, and so on. And it never ends.

    The answer to any of those questions should be “who the hell cares, this doesn’t have to make sense,” and when that’s no longer the answer, just stop the whole damn thing. People who take that shit seriously end up getting hurt, as we have just seen.

    And that Mighty Wind website would have only half the content if the prophets who wrote it didn’t bother to put everything in their own special brand of Hebrew and then translate it back into English. Mach yoshach nooflak y’all — which means cut the shit, people.

  • Jamoche

    Is it just me, or does that yellow part of the flag in the background make it look like crime scene tape? It is, after all, a crime scene.

    http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/07/Gifs/170721_POL_Decker_20.gif.CROP.original-original.gif

  • Riley Whodat Venable
    • Slamtundra

      Shit! I’m a reptilian. Please don’t tell anyone.

    • Incoming Ham

      According to their criteria I am a Lizard Person.

      Yay me.

      • Red Bird

        I’m a bird! So technically reptile?

        • Incoming Ham

          Sure! Join us…

  • Ricky Gay

    The prophecy
    has been
    fulfilled
    https//youtu.be/YX31scQ18bY

    • CafeenMan

      Not as bad as the world’s worst music video though.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

      • amrak63

        Danny & Armi FTW!

        (BTW, I just learned their names.)

        Sounds like what would happen if Olivia Newton-John and David Bowie had been Finns.

        The song isn’t that bad–of course, I like ABBA.

        • CafeenMan

          She was the better of the two in this video. Anyone who doesn’t like ABBA is a terrorist-enabler.

      • Le Chapeau

        The music sucks, but you can’t beat the choreography. It’s like the June Taylor Dancers high on Ripple.

      • artem1s

        did this music video cause the Heaven’s gate cultists to commit suicide?

        • CafeenMan

          If so then it just moved up to one of the best music videos of all time.

      • NorthernSaber

        Looks like something from the entertainment portion of the ferry between Stockholm and Helsinki… Might require several bottles of Lapinkulta to unsee that!

      • Ricky Gay

        Gah!

    • Le Chapeau

      There simply is nothing like Robotic Bollywood Sci fi, is there?

  • Le Chapeau

    The theory of the orgone was the brain child of Wilhelm Reich, a very strange man, but he had adherents during the ’60s as I recall, including, if memory serves, actor Orson Bean, who wrote a book titled “Me and the Orgone,” claiming to have experienced its powers. According to Reich, the orgone permeates everything, but at a very low concentration. You could collect and concentrate the orgone in boxes lined with foil, or some such, and then use the power for things.

  • Komsumverweigerer Ron

    At least now I know what happened to the Shema star-ship. But who do I call to get my seat deposit refunded?

    • Le Chapeau

      I had a window seat booked on that star-ship! Dammit!

  • Me not sure
    • Red Bird

      What does the “q” at the end mean? Is that like a Sarah Palin “t”? Also too the lady in the corner seems pretty impressed with expressionless robot.

      • Me not sure

        As for the q, I dunno! As far as the woman is concerned, true love transcends explanation.

  • Le Chapeau

    I went to the Astral Light Cloning Centers page, and I have a question: Why are the people who have supposedly penetrated these evil world-takeover schemes always dumber than a fucking bag of hammers, with the verbal ability of a bright third grader, or a dull fourth grader?

  • This is what happens when people read L. Ron Hubbard books, but don’t have enough money to join the Church of Scientology.

  • YourMom

    My very first thought, before I got to Sherry’s prolific use of the word “librard” was: well, this crazy explains why we have Trump voters.

  • ZyxSync Black

    I think David Icke is the Godfather of the reptilian movement https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dce0af9771f9c4fde3092de598a86e435313a8121a4beec240835e1b0d730ce8.jpg

    I looked him up on twitter and was expecting all kindsa reptilian delights. No reptiles :( . But oh boy!!!….lots of other fun fun stuff>>>>>
    https://twitter.com/davidicke

    • BreakingDeadMen

      David Icke is a barrel of larfs.

    • Le Chapeau

      You have to love the meticulous production values that go into dave’s videos.

    • proudgrampa

      Yeah. He was a lot more fun when he was yakking about Reptilians.

      • ZyxSync Black

        Still is, it looks like…..just not much on twitter……he has a reputation to keep up on twitter!, lmao

  • That marriage covenant picture freaked me the hell out. Her face looks like someone printed a picture of a woman using a high quality printer and then stapled the image to a stick.

  • Le Chapeau

    I gotta tell ya, those are some pretty sweet deals on the orgone blasters!

  • mary5920

    Wise men say, only fools rush in…

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Man, I do not want to have to dive into the rabbit hole of Googling ‘who the fuck is Barbara Rogers,’ but I’m kinda drunk right now and into temptating fate.

    • Gigglesnort

      If you go down that rabbit hole, there is a long way to fall.

  • ken_kukec

    “… fatally shot her boyfriend, Steven Mineo, in the forehead from point-blank range …”

    A similarly homicidal fate befell Sal Mineo (IRL and in Rebel Without a Cause) … coincidence?!

  • myexisinthetrunk

    Elizabeth appears to the casual viewer to be a blow-up doll. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  • Querolous
    • Le Chapeau

      I have an 1858 powder horn that came down through the family, and a Jewish friend of mine once took it and blew it like a shofar. Does that mean he could kill zombies with it?

      • JustDon’tSaySortMyBalls

        No, it means he did kill zombies with it.

    • tehbaddr

      Whoa, dude! Where can I get one of that? And what does it do?

  • TJ Barke

    That is a fake face on the woman in the marriage pic…

    • JustDon’tSaySortMyBalls

      Kinda looks like a kid’s Janet Jackson mask.

  • Parakeetist

    Wow, just wow.

  • Le Chapeau

    Man, that almighty wind guy SUCKS at singing.

  • tehbaddr

    I think I need to go and take some meds now.

  • Jamalama

    I remember encountering a Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier near Markarth while playing Skyrim. He was a sonofabitch to defeat but I don’t remember him mentioning a girlfriend at all. I think about that now and I have to say that if I were a woman, I’d be impressed with all those titles too.

  • I have usually heard the term “Cain’s Children” used as a dog whistle for black people. Just sayin’. This might be a mostly Southern thing, though. Don’t know.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Here in Missouri they say “Ham’s Children.” One of my uncles firmly believes that all black people are the “Sons of Ham” cursed by God for Ham’s sin, and the external sign of that curse is their black skin, and the punishment for the sin is slavery. This, even though there is not one single word in the Bible saying so.

      • I have heard that one, too. The “argument”, if you want to call it that, is that God made Cain black for killing Abel, and that was the “Mark of Cain”. Of course, that isn’t in the Bible, either. But there sure seems to be some desperation to ensure that God approves of bigotry. WEIRD!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Cain’s Children died in the Flood. Anybody alive since then would have to rightfully be referred to as Noah’s Children.

      • ahughes798

        All this inbreeding that went on back in the day! Adam and Eve had two sons. Where the fuck did everybody else come from?

  • proudgrampa

    What does David Icke have to say about all of this?

  • Incoming Ham

    I did not know that Johnny Cash sang “Return to Sender.”

    • Le Chapeau

      The singer on the video is Elvis. The King. The moron apparently doesn’t know the difference.

      • Incoming Ham

        Exactly my point

        • Le Chapeau

          I think we’re together in supposing that dings her credibility just a tad.

  • Kimota

    “I am trying to figure out if there is any crossover here with the flat earth people.”

    I know I have seen a connection but can’t find it at the moment .

    Orgone belief does cross over with Expanding Earth Theorists. Both have crystals, so it’s a small leap to connect them for believers.Below is a link, sadly, to one of comic book living legend Neil Adams’ videos on the subject.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfBSc6e7QQ

    Also popular with hollow earth theorists.

    • Le Chapeau

      Well, there’s that.

    • tehbaddr

      Yeah, well I have crystals! Actually everybody has crystals, often in the cupboard, or right out there on the table top!

      • marshlc

        You have crystals *in*your*ears*!!1!! OMG OMG, that’s gotta mean something!

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      the stupid, it burns…..

  • Penny Dreadful Says Cats

    So in all this research, you didn’t discover any Indigo Children or Starseeds?

    I think the Indigo Children were held captive (or maybe protective custody) in a hidden basement under Stapleton Airport at some point. The details are fuzzy; it’s been a while since my last foray into that particular realm of nuttiness.

    I still believe in John Titor, though.

    • Incoming Ham

      They’re on Mars in that slave colony.

    • Le Chapeau

      Wow, I haven’t thought about Indigo Children in a long time, but maybe that’s because they have used their mind control powers to cloak themselves against our five senses. Ever think of that?

      • Penny Dreadful Says Cats

        Think of what?

        • Le Chapeau

          Exactly!

    • Robyn Pennacchia

      OH. I know about all of these things. I think Indigo child is basically just a way of saying “I am just REALLY special or my child is just REALLY special.” But the starseeds are GREAT and have all these Youtube videos on how to activate their starseed DNA. They’re like Otherkin times a thousand.

      • Penny Dreadful Says Cats

        I love how you can basically waltz into the average new-age forum and announce that you are Starseed, and everyone’s all, Ooh, yeah, you go, you. Gooba gobba and all that.

  • David Chaillou

    President Donald Trump is all the weirdness I need right now.

    Thanks Robyn, maybe later ?

  • Incoming Ham

    Thinking about it, she must have been soulmates with the late David J. Smith

  • chascates

    Wow. All of my fantasies involve coming into $100,000 so I could buy a nice travel trailer and retire to rural Oregon.

    I really need to up my game.

    • Steve Cole

      Bend welcomes you. Or perhaps Burns.

      • chascates

        Uh, I prefer a wetter, more hilly, and less red part of the state.

    • mancityRed6

      stop stealing my dreams

    • tehbaddr

      In a strange way I’ve been thinking along those lines myself recently.

  • Invisible Bunyip

    In the “proof” video, does anybody else find it odd that she keeps emphasing how OLDOMG the woman was? Going by the one photo of Shriner she’d have to be about 60 (reference: family photos of my older sisters) but she keeps making the point that this evil hag is 42! Can you believe it? 42! It’s amazing she’s still alive, of course she must be a witch vampire super soldier.

    I known, there’s a *lot* else wrong with the vid, but that just stuck out to me.

    • theCryptofishist

      Lewis Carroll and Douglas Adams are rolling over in their respective graves.

    • OppressedMass

      Is Sherry maybe offended by the age difference between Barb and Steven?
      Or is my mind just struggling to normalize these wackaloons?

      • Invisible Bunyip

        I think it’s simple jealousy.

        • insolenttomato

          There were definite “that Jezebel!” undertones.

    • insolenttomato

      “A youthful woman in early middle-age? She must be eeeeeeevil!”

  • h4rr4r

    How do they feel about Yeti, Morlocks and Vampires?

  • JMP

    “OH. While looking for pictures of Sherry other than that first one, I also found the blog of this one dude who claims to have been created in a cloning center. I have not yet been able to discern if he is involved in this feud?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d-aWMQuoS4

  • Me not sure

    Almightywind? Christopher Guest should either sue or write a movie about him.
    https://youtu.be/mVh0Iq_85aw

  • Lyly Sirivong

    I can imagine a movie of this. Starring Mike Myers and Sacha Baron Cohen.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    Trump steaks at their “Use By” date: the mold is strong in these. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5517a359ba52b42132184e481a3038630c69093bcfb36f35cfe87ab358a55537.jpg

    • Le Chapeau

      Mmmmmmmmmmm.

    • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

      Throw some ketchup on those, delish!

      • tehbaddr

        Just make sure they are well done, like Der Trumpenfuhrer likes them!

        • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

          Charcoal fucking briquettes! I bet the chefs substitute those and take home the good stuff for themselves. He wouldn’t even know the difference.

    • Wee Mousie

      Those aren’t steaks, they are zombie tablets. Take two pills and call me if you aren’t prepared to be reanimated into a zombie in the morning.

  • Petunia Cat

    Orgone BOXES were a thing developed by weird psychologist Wilhelm Reich. It had something to do with sexual energy. It wasn’t about magic or demons nor did it involve crystals. But it was still badshit crazy. But it was bohemian batshit crazy…

    • Kimota

      I am honestly surprised that (internet conspiracy tourist) readers haven’t heard of Orgone energy or boxes.
      Reich proposed this in the ’30s, Charles Kelley expanded on it, beginning the 50’s. Colin Wilson and his ilk wrote about Orgone as well. Touches all over fringe of pop culture.

      • theCryptofishist

        I was aware of it before the intertubes were born. Not that I knew a lot about it, ti was more of that crazy stuff.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I suspect Robyn may be a witch, or a zombie, thats the only thing thst makes sense here, Libtards!

    I love that Sherry likens Satanists to libtards.

    • tehbaddr

      “Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier” and Zombie girl, maybe even Vampire Lesbian of Sodom!

      • NorthernSaber

        There HAS to be a Zappa song in here somewhere!

    • Claire

      She’s probably read The Satanic Bible, tbh. It’s pretty liberal.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Read it? Hell, she probably WROTE it. She’s a die hard Libtard.

    • She also likens aliens to demons. Because….what?

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Don’t forget she’s also an angel. Worst M Night Shamalin film EVER!

        • ahughes798

          But the bible says all angels are male!

  • Ωbjectifier

    “You don’t even need to leave your house to be a cult leader anymore, I guess.”

    Nobody puts any effort into things these days.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      There are two kinds of cult leaders in this world, those who do it for the money, and those who do it for the nookie.

      You kind of have to leave the house if you want to be the latter type.

  • Le Chapeau

    I just want to say THANKS A LOT, ROBYN! for inducing me to waste two hours of my precious life here with your reptilian mind control powers.

    • tehbaddr

      I’m happy to have spent two hours of my precious life here under your reptilian mind control powers, Robyn!

  • Johnatx

    Jesus. We’re so screwed. Though why always reptilian? Why not amphibian? Why??

  • John Thorstensen

    I wonder, a bit seriously, what exactly is wrong with these people? Where is the line between eccentricity and madness? Points to ponder on a Saturday evening.

    • Johnny Appleseed

      Sounds a bit Trumpian!

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Why are the bad guys always reptilian? I’ve wondered this since Star Trek TOS days, and the miniseries “V” made me wonder even more. Why are the bad aliens always scaly reptiles and the good aliens always look like anorexic angels? If I was an intelligent alien species with shape-shifting abilities, I would fool Earthlings by appearing as an anorexic angel, not a reptile. I mean, if your species is smart enough to conquer the problems involved in inter-galactic travel, then you are smart enough to fool whatever species is your target.

    • John Thorstensen

      Probably atavistic fear of snakes.

  • Cogswell – in a mirror darkly

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPISXvQwm_E

    I’ve got an orgone accumulator
    It makes me feel greater
    I’ll see you sometime later
    When I’m through with my accumulator
    It’s no social integrator
    It’s a one man isolator
    It’s a back brain stimulator
    It’s a cerebral vibrator
    Those energy stimulators
    Just turn your eyeballs into craters
    But an orgone accumulator
    Is a superman creator
    It’s no social integrator
    It’s a one man isolator
    It’s a back brain stimulator
    It’s a cerebral vibrator
    I’ve got an orgone accumulator
    And it makes me feel greater
    I’ll see you sometime later
    When I’m through with my accumulator

    • Sounds like I’ll be listening to ‘Space Rock’ on the job tonight.

      • Cogswell – in a mirror darkly

        Enjoy!

  • Claire

    That woman is crazier than a shithouse rat. Thanks for that whole deinstitutionalization thing, Reagan!

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Yeah, I thought exactly the same thing.

  • msgypsy

    I can’t help but wonder if she saw “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and somehow decided it was a documentary and the Winter Soldier’s awful hair made him a vampire super soldier. (The actor was born in Romania so of course he’s a vampire….😏)

  • This is what happens when LARPing goes way too far.

    • tehbaddr

      LARPer? I hardly knew her!

  • NotALiar

    It wasn’t Johnny Cash!!! It was Elvis Presley. My god.

    • theCryptofishist

      Elvis all the way down, apparently.

  • Almightywind Witch Cult is run by a woman who was a witch in the Great White Brotherhood of Indiana

    The Great White Brotherhood of Indiana… also known as Indiana.

    • ahughes798

      Or the Klan.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Libtards know they’ve arrived when they’re included in a list with Cain’s kids, satanists, witches, and best of all, haters everywhere.

  • Jonny On Maui

    You don’t even need to leave your house to be a cult leader anymore, I guess.

    We are truly living in a golden age…

  • gOf

    The Internet tubes really are filled with magic and wonder.

    • Cogswell – in a mirror darkly

      It’s a magical place.

  • pussygrabber in chief

    Imma need a flowchart to keep up with all the witches, reptilians, zombies, aliens, satanists, super soldiers, prophets, false prophets, haters and libtards. If you listened to Ezra “singing”, this will stop your ears from bleeding.

    https://youtu.be/YSkHIv7GhOM

    • theCryptofishist

      What’s up with all the Elvis songs?

    • Le Chapeau

      Thanks, I haven’t heard those guys in years.

    • Le Chapeau

      In return, here’s 2,000 people from 58 countries using the internet for something way cool.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WhWDCw3Mng

  • Nephilim

    Today i am proud to be a libtard.

  • Little Lulu Ω

    I haven’t read the Orgone page at Wikipedia yet, but I am a fan of Wilhelm Reich, who coined the term. He’s worth reading about – a fascinating biography of him called Fury On Earth is just fantastic. Plus, Patti Smith’s “Birdland” and Kate Bush’s “Cloudbusting” are homages to Reich and his son Peter. But these cretins who’ve co-opted the word “Orgone” are dipshits who ought to be arrested for something.

    • thixotropic jerk

      You can always go to Ashland:

      http://www.orgonelab.org

      • Little Lulu Ω

        There’s a documentary being produced about Reich that should be out by the end of the year. And “Mysteries of the Organism”, mentioned in the wiki article, is worth seeing if you can find it. Hilarious.

        • thixotropic jerk

          A friend of mine back in Eugene had plans to build an orgone accumulator.

          • Little Lulu Ω

            A friend of mine in Austin made one using specifications provided to him by Orgonon, Reich’s research facility in Maine. That was in the 70s, but I’ll bet they still send the details to anyone who asks.

      • Zyxomma

        I met DeMeo in NYC. Great guy. One of my friends visits him yearly.

    • Little Lulu Ω

      Okay, I read the Wiki page. They oversimplify some of Reich’s theories and get a lot of other shit flat-out wrong. Also, that accumulator pictured on the page is the fanciest one I’ve ever seen – Reich’s all had little windows. And Reich was making no claims about his accumulator; he was using them for research purposes, but he was convinced they could cure cancer one day. But the page gets some things right and identifies several noteworthy, intelligent individuals who thought he was on to something.

      • NorthernSaber

        Didn’t his theory have to do with orgasms powering the world or something? A friend is curious…

        • Little Lulu Ω

          One of his theories was that a lack of “sexual potency”, i.e., an inability to have a full orgasm, led politicians and world leaders to create wars as a substitute. Makes sense to me.

          • Christopher Story

            Actually, that’s not far off from the role of sex and sexuality in Orwell’s 1984.

  • Poly_Ester

    Is abetting the delusional a crime or just a business opportunity?

    • thixotropic jerk

      AOT,K

    • tehbaddr

      Yup! That’s how they roll!

  • thixotropic jerk

    Prolly the onliest time I’ll ever get to plug my haphazard blog:

    https://oregonenergy.wordpress.com

    • tehbaddr

      Self promotion, shouldn’t have done that.

    • Zyxomma

      Enjoyed the photos. Yes, we all know that Oregon and orgone share all the same letters.

      • thixotropic jerk

        cool i had thoughts of cleverness when i came up with my blog name but they were fleeting

  • bluicebank

    I’m a member of a cult. It has one member, me. Not a damn one of you is invited to join. That’s how exclusive it is. What do the editorial “we” believe in? I’m sorry, but you don’t have that sort of clearance.

    How will you know “we” are near you? If Deep Purple’s “Space Trucking” is playing, that would be a clue.

    • Cogswell – in a mirror darkly

      Holy shit! That’s the theme song for my life!

    • Courser_Resistance

      God, I love that song! The anthem of my youth. Well, middle age too…

  • Zyxomma

    I have a very good friend who believes a lot of this stuff (reptilians, shape shifting, humans bred with otherworldly creatures). OTOH, she’s very grounded, has the best garden, and sings like a dream.

    • therblig

      check what she’s using for fertilizer before you eat those tomatoes.

      • Zyxomma

        She composts. Years ago, she had her soil checked. It was far too alkaline, so she amended it with horseshit to lower the pH. Now she just uses compost.

  • Ilgattomorte

    I sent those videos to Maury Wackleman for reverse audio analysis and he discovered that when played backwards the videos say, “Blurghg fornosh floopy floppy pushhard. Arghhgel shnoosh ooksna”.

    Two things become apparent here. First, this is reptilian for “Let’s all eat the humans. They taste really good”. Secondly, this is almost impossible to type with autocorrect on (seriously it took me 10 minutes and 5 or 6 tries). So, there you have it folks, absolute proof that reptilian clones taking over our society.

    On a similar note, do you know that if you play the White Album backwards it says, “Paul is not feeling very well at all. He really doesn’t look good.”, and “Believe it or not, in forty years Ringo will be the cute Beatle.”.

    So there you go, proof positive,

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      I really want to know what autocorrect came up with.

    • SeeTrain65

      Turns out if you play “Revolution 9” backwards at 45 speed on your turntable, you hear a voice clearly say, “My god, you fools will believe anything, won’t you?”

      • Le Chapeau

        I thought it just said, “Stupid git, stupid git, stupid git …”

      • ahughes798

        I know if you play the “Imaginary Lovers” song from the LP Champagne Jam by The Atlanta Rhythm Section on 45 RPM it sounds exactly like Stevie Nicks.

  • Ulricii

    I finger the singer guy as the true reptilian. 1) Looks like he just swallowed a pig whole–boa constrictor anybody?– and 2) Sings with zero ability to stay in key.

    • Gigglesnort

      Yeah, come to think of it, I never have heard a reptile sing in key.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Le Chapeau

      Postscript: He actually escaped, learned Spanish, and became that soccer announcer who yells Goooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll!

  • Courser_Resistance

    My dad had a serious sodium balance and got extremely altered while he was in the hospital for a blood infection. I finally got him to confide to me that aliens were stealing patients’ bodies while they slept. And the food was contaminated. So he wouldn’t eat or sleep. Which really helps an altered condition improve (It does not). I did two things; I texted my brother and told him to get his doc to put Dad on an antipsychotice (didn’t know about the sodium issue till later) and since Dad already thinks I’m a witch (but he’s a scientist, for Godess’ sake, and says he doesn’t believe in that stuff. Uh huh) so I got a bottle of lavender water spray,dropped in a couple of small crystals and told him it would keep the aliens away. We never spoke of it again. Families are exceedingly weird.

    • Robyn Pennacchia

      I had a sodium deficiency thing in high school and it was very unpleasant and scary (least of all the terrifying giant salt pills I had to take every morning after they figured it out). It made my blood pressure absurdly low and I actually fainted. Most people have no idea it’s even a thing, because “sodium is bad for you,” but woah is it ever.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I tend to be low sodium as well. Not seriously, but a couple of points below normal, so there may be a hereditary component. I was very surprised since I have high blood pressure and am supposed to watch my sodium accordingly.

        I’ve managed to correct it by drinking a Gatorade a couple of times a week.

        • Le Chapeau

          Lisinopril can handle that blood pressure. Mine is high but that keeps it in bounds.

          • Courser_Resistance

            Yup, I take Lisinopril/HCTZ and it handles my BP just fine. I’m always right within target at every checkup. I sweat a lot. Not very sexy, but I do a lot of training with my SAR group. I’ve never worried about replacing sodium, only potassium for wicked muscle cramps. But aging changes everything.

            I’ve been looking at electrolytes other than gatorade, particularly one with more sodium than potassium along with calcium and magnesium. I may do better with that since I sweat so heavily. Not sure if that’s related to my anorexia under work. I simply cannot eat anything. If I do, I’ll get ill and that’s not good for anyone.

    • Christopher Story

      That’s so beautiful.

  • JesusWasAHippie

    “Johnny Cash’s Return To Sender.” If she got that wrong, does that mean that (maybe) she might not be right about some other stuff too … ?

    Sad face. Who can you trust anymore?

    • motmelere

      Johnny Cash totally sang that in her universe.

      • JesusWasAHippie

        Interesting place that must be.

    • Bill Diaz

      I thought that was hilarious, that the person doesn’t know the difference between Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley. I got almost 5 mins in, how far did you make it?

      Have a great day!

      • JesusWasAHippie

        I listened to it all. Now my brain needs a shot o’ whiskey and a back rub (do brains have backs?)

  • OrdinaryJoe
  • This seems like the basis for an excellent true crime book. There’s got to be more than just one body and/or crime in all of that conspiracy, right? Even if there isn’t, one murder is a good enough reason for a book with detailed background on the culty stuff that led to the murder. I would definitely buy and read that book.

  • AJ Milne

    ‘.. .this shit goes DEEP and I cannot do it alone…’

    Dunno. It all seems so straightforward…

    Barbara Rogers _was_ a magical alien witch. And Sherry Shriner _is_ a covert lizard person…

    … aaaaand Steven Williams is a demon from Barsoom who masterminded the whole thing. He’s not dead! He used his organotastic orgeonicity to orge* Barbara to shoot him, but passed on into another plane…

    Heck. Not only is it perfectly straightforward, it’s the second one this week. Standard magical alien witch/covert lizard person/Barsoomian demon behaviour, this… Pretty sure the Monroe County police even have a standard incident code. 953, if memory serves…

    … oh. Wait. No. 952.

    953 is when the sham suicide is done with a wiffle bat.

    (Yes, using a wiffle bat takes a while. Not sure what’s up with that. Aliens, you know. They do their own thing.)

    (… and more seriously: okay, yeah, this actually sounds pretty shitty. Someone did wind up dead, and prior to that, sounds like they were _not_ in a happy place. Worse, these groups are still live concerns, apparently, bizarre as it seems, and, bizarrer as it seems, actual hazards to the sufficiently vulnerable. And never mind that if I’d stumble Googled my way into the bizarre online feud between them, I’d assume it was some elaborate parody à la Objective Christian Ministries…

    Mea culpe. All I can do right now is snark. Apparently, I am a bad person. Or maybe a bit overtired. Or, possibly, there’s a point past which the stark absurdity of the cosmology paralyzes me with not caring. Tho’, then again, I’ve also always kinda felt for anyone suckered into Scientology to their ultimate financial and social ruin, DC-10s and aliens and volcanoes and all… So maybe just the tired thing.)

    (*Yes, this was necessary.)

  • SeeTrain65

    “The Undead Hate This One Weird Trick!”

    • CindyinEncinitas

      They apparently have given up the battle against crepey skin, though.

      • therblig

        too chewy

  • SeeTrain65

    The woman in the Amightywind photo is not a real person. It’s a RealDoll.

    (And never mind how I know!)

  • Alt-dog

    I wonder if I can get some attention from them now that I have my official membership card:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a458992a8cd0c962a668cc1e7e7cb575768b9bf0f15665e2b0e9d1262663e31.png

    • ZyxSync Black
    • Claire

      I want one!

      • Alternative Dog

        Do sign up Claire. It supports their fight first amendment protections and equal rights. They have several different membership card designs too.

  • Alt-dog

    Earlier this week a headline piqued my interest — Woman kills boyfriend after spat with reptilian cult. RELEVANT TO ALL OF MY INTERESTS, thought I!

    Robyn cracks me up.

  • Mathew G. Smith

    I’m always amused how quickly Orgone believers jump from “there’s a sex-based universal energy field unrecognized by science” to “I shot down an interstellar warship built by a race that uses this energy extensively with the equivalent of a bottle rocket and some string.”

    • (((Aron)))

      That’s Wilhelm Reich, alright…

  • CatDog

    wait … Wonkette isn’t au fait with orgone theory? This severely diminishes my regard for your frequently flaunted hipster-leftie credentials. This stuff was huuuuuge in the 60s and 70s. Comes from Wilhem Reich, renegade Austrian psychoanalyst and inventor of the term ‘sexual revolution’. It is basically the fundamental particle of universal sex-energy. Duh! Bill Burroughs did toy with it, as he did with scientology and e-meters. The all-time legend of Australian muscle car racing, Peter Brock, had an orgone accumulator in his Holden. You people need some emergency ISTA sacred sex magick training if you want to stay relevant.

    • CatDog
      • Wasn’t that a Woody Allen Movie?

        • PattyM

          Wasn’t that the Orgasmatron?

      • JesusWasAHippie

        Well I’m convinced.

    • Le Chapeau

      I posted that info ages ago on this thread. Hell you didn’t even mention Orson Bean.

      • CatDog

        I strongly suspect you are being ventriloquized at this very moment by a reptoid alien who wants to steal my orgone box and use it to conceal his or her or its many shedded skins.

        • Le Chapeau

          I Want Orgone Box.

    • Robyn Pennacchia

      My parents regret telling me about “pyramid power” and it’s magic razor sharpening powers enough. No way would they tell me about orgone.

  • Le Chapeau

    Dang it Robyn, you’ve hit the jackpot!

  • Sam Prus

    Robyn, why do I even try anymore when I can just start a cult? It seems like easy money.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      My thought is it can’t be that easy to spout inanities, and keep a straight face.

      • unclejeems

        It’s worked out well for Donald Trump.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Yes. it has, but are you a sociopath and believe your own bullshit? Because I think that would be key.

  • The Librarian

    Weirdest group of cultists it’s been my pleasure to read about. Thanks, Robyn, for subjecting my reptilian brain to this madness – they’re coming to take me away, to the funny farm……

    • kareemachan

      Where life is beautiful all the time?

      • The Librarian

        And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

  • andyshelt

    Wow, those Japanese sex dolls are getting more and more lifelike all the time! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec93a8fcf00429a10ba5f458da55e75825222886bd62c4f37df1507b346c2d4b.png

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      I think sex dolls are more of a North American thing. In Japan it’s all about the love pillows: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura

    • Alternative Dog

      That picture has a curious lack of unicorns.

    • Le Chapeau

      That guy’s singing really blows.

  • Veronicacwise

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !pc237d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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    • Boojum

      Reptilian!

    • unclejeems

      Eight thousand bucks? Jeesh, they’re just giving those Land Rovers away nowadays.

  • SavageElbow

    I mean, it’s probably less destructive than all those unboxing videos that litter the rest of Youtube.

    • chortlingdingo

      I don’t understand those. Who wants to watch someone else open a box of stuff?

  • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

    She sells something called ORGONE BLASTERS. They’re basically just very pretty looking crystals that she claims do all the things.

    Oh my God, they got to you already!

  • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

    How Orgone Boxes Work:

    Step 1: Sit in a closed box where it’s quiet and people leave you alone for half an hour.
    Step 2: Emerge refreshed.

    It’s just that simple!

    • (((Aron)))

      And then the gubbamint comes and burns your box!

    • therblig

      can i send them my old refrigerator?

  • Keith Taylor

    Scary.
    I mean, scary that anybody breathing can take this stuff seriously for one fractional split second.

    • (((Aron)))

      It is impossible to plumb the depths of human stupidity.

      • Ah but it is equally impossible to plumb the depths of human intelligence.
        Double edged sword we got

        • (((Aron)))

          Stop with your optimism! That has no place here! ;)

      • Le Chapeau

        Stupidity is our one inexhaustible resource. If we could figure out a way to turn a generator with stupidity our energy problems would be solved forever.

      • Mormos

        the difference between stupidity and genius is genius has limits
        -Einstein

    • Agreed and add to that Scientology, Mormanism, Jehovah’s Witness, snake handlers, Heaven’s Gate, and well, all of them really.

      • Le Chapeau

        Hey, I like snakes.

        • Well sure…who doesn’t? But do you handle snakes in the belief that God will find favor with you and ultimately, give you a pony?

          • Le Chapeau

            Nah, I just like them because they are cool and dry, and serpentine in their appearance … oh damn, frikin’ tautology.
            Fun fact: sea snakes, such as the deadly yellow-bellied sea snake, can barely move about on land. For ten points, who can tell me why?

          • ahughes798

            They don’t have belly scutes?

          • Le Chapeau

            Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding ! Indeed, no transverse belly scutes, which would be totally unnecessary under water. Ten points for you!

          • ahughes798

            Thanks! I will spend my points on booze.

          • ahughes798

            Also, I am a nature nerd.

          • Le Chapeau

            We nature nerds need to stick together.

      • Incoming Ham

        Onanism?

    • PattyM

      Really scary: They can vote.

  • UpstateNYObserver

    Wilhelm Reich is spinning in his coffin. He invented “Orgone Therapy” and how it could improve your orgasms. He died in 1957 but his stupid lives on. Now it’s morphing into total unbridled weirdness. On the other hand, there were early claims that Orgone energy could control the weather.

    • r m reddicks

      Needs more cloudbusters. And of course recall there is orgone energy and deadly orgone energy that powers the spaceships. Outside of the orgone stuff Reich was a pretty interesting fellow. “He always combs his hair straight up.”, mentioned his barber in Rangely, Maine. I heartily recommend 4/5th’s of “The Mass Psychology of Fascism”. Especially in the Time of Trump.

      • Pope Francis the Talking Mule

        You could also watch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.R.:_Mysteries_of_the_Organism
        Dusan Makavayev’s docudrama about Reich, Screw Magazine and young revolutionaries.

    • Le Chapeau

      I remember those claims. I read up on Reich during the 70s.

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    I get emails sent to The Skeptic Tank from people all around the world, people who believe in the things covered in this amazing article coverage of a murder fueled by violently insane beliefs and fueled by outright, blatant frauds — like “Orgone energy” and “Satanic Ritual Abuse” a.k.a. SRA.

    What happens is that clashing cults war with clashing financial frauds and the consequences is on-line cults that grow ever more rabid in their absolute lunacy as they vie for money to take from gullible rubes. The most outlandish, insane nonsense gets the most “I’m smarter than everyone else and I’m ‘in the know’ because I’m awake” type of believer mindset.

    Problem is, there are real world consequences which is the major reason why I rarely respond to such emails.

  • Can we please round all of these people up and get them the help they so clearly, desperately need? This is not healthy for them, or society as a whole.

    • Marla

      Not with this current administration making the cuts they are.

  • Mildred Broxon

    When I worked as a psychiatric nurse, I was PAID to listen to this sort of thing. But then I got to give them meds.

  • vanmojo

    “I have not yet been able to discern if he is involved in this feud…” If not, he *should* be. How can we help make that happen? ;)

  • Strangething77

    Oh, nice. Shriner got a hand in the NESARA scam.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NESARA

  • Jonathan Lawson

    The only difference between her and the homeless dude camped in a shopping cart is an internet connection. The thought patterns are similar.

  • Jennaratrix

    I could have happily gone through my whole life without ever knowing there was so much crazy out there. But since that’s no longer possible, I must now delve into ALL the crazy.

    • handyhippie65

      just don’t get lost. the insanity fields are bigger than you’d think.

    • bbayliss

      Consider yourself warned, you could wind up a member of the current administration.

      • wavicles

        Soul-scalped

  • Boojum

    Vampire
    Witch
    Reptilian
    Super Soldier

    Collect All Three!

    • Wookie Monster

      Is that the new Avengers line up?

      • Marla

        Close. The fall season on the CW.

  • Le Chapeau

    May late brother, who much later became an excellent psychiatrist, once went with some recruits to the island owned by the Moonies because he was trying to hit on one of the Moonie girls. That didn’t go anywhere, so he attended a couple of their classes and after questioning everything they said, he was kicked off the island. I was so proud of him.

  • Marla

    How much for an Orgone? I’m guessing 5 easy payments of $99.99 + S&H. Fuck chemtrails, what I want to know is, can they remove mud from a carpet tracked in by a Jack Russell?

    • (((Aron)))

      Only so long as we get to see photos of said Jack Russell.

    • If you remove their feet they can’t track in mud.

  • Mike Steele

    These days, our weird tolerance is pretty low, though we did watch the Leah Remini series on escaping Scientology. That’ll do for awhile…

  • handyhippie65

    another group of religious whack jobs.insisting they are the only source of truth. i can see there is a definite downside to religious freedom.

  • Kooolest G

    when sherry shriner says “I get beat up by Cain’s kids” allow me to translate that for you. she means black people. the “mark of cain” was a curse on cain for killing his brother and supposedly it is passed on to all of his ancestors. part of the curse was his skin turned black. that was the justification for the southern baptists to support slavery and for the mormons to not allow black people in their church.
    the more you know

    • (((Aron)))

      I get where you’re coming from, but I believe you are mixing that up with the Curse of Ham: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham

      But don’t confuse that with the Curse of Ham Sammiches. That one is FAR more insidious.

      • Incoming Ham

        Hey now.

        • (((Aron)))

          You know what you did.

        • (((Aron)))

          ;)

  • mardam422

    You know, I KNEW there was something wrong with my ex-wife. It all makes sense now. She was a Vampire Witch Reptilian for sure! Maybe not a Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier. I think she may have been working on becoming a Super Soldier. I got out just in time.

  • mardam422

    Her Orgone destroyed Planet X? The one from the Godzilla movie?? The one where all the inhabitants look Japanese and live below ground and are trying to take over Earth???? God, we sure dodged a bullet there. Thanks Orgone having Devil Sister person!!!1

    • Josh Winkelstein

      Reich was the one who proposed machines to use orgones, like the “Cloud Buster”. There is mention of military size Cloud Busters in “Left at East Gate” seen on a military base in England. And pictures of a forest destroyed POSSIBLY by same Buster. All I am saying is: “Just because nut jobs believe nutty stuff AND nut jobs believe oxygen is necessary to breathe” does not make breathing oxygen as nutty as those little crystal blasters. You need more than little crystals to blast a spaceship. You need AT LEAST a big Cloud Buster.

  • mardam422

    Will an orgone help get this ketchup stain out of my shirt? Or do I have to get a super ogone or something?

  • Notreelyhelping

    As long as we have this out in the open, could someone ask them why lizards do those little push-ups?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      They’re showing off.

  • bbayliss

    I’m not going anywhere near these unimaginative con-artists and fraudsters because I know the TRUTH, and for $49.99 you can too.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Do I get a Range Rover?

      • bbayliss

        You owe it to yourself to learn the TRUTH, once you have the knowledge you’ll
        have access to whatever you choose. Cash or money order only no checks no bit coin.

  • Swampgas_Man

    Call me an old sauerpuss but maybe once the killin’ starts, it gets a little less funny, maybe?

  • PattyM

    Please tell me that she has doesn’t vote.

    Based on what is written here she needs to be committed to the state hospital for the criminally insane.

    • (((Aron)))

      Nah, she isn’t cool enough to get into Arkham.

    • Le Chapeau

      She communes regularly with the Great Old Ones.

      • Incoming Ham

        The Rat Pack?

    • SnowBomber

      She’s obviously a Gary Johnson voter. Well-versed on Aleppo.

    • (((Aron)))

      Ye gods!

      • She’s a regular Methistopheles.

        • (((Aron)))

          Hubba hubba!

          Also, that pun just earned you a follow.

          • Would you like to sign up for my newsletter? It’s only $29.99 a month, published once a year.

          • (((Aron)))

            I’ll take a dozen subscriptions, please.

          • I love you.

          • (((Aron)))
          • What the hell kind of reptilian beast could slam the door in Patrick’s face?

          • (((Aron)))

            Apparently a reptilian fish super soldier without enough love in his heart.

        • Le Chapeau

          Well played, indeed.

    • CSI:LV did an episode based on her “religion” At that time I looked it up. Not much scares me, but this woman scares the bejeebus out of me!

      • I did a brief tour of Batshitcrazy Land searching for a photo of Shriner that was more recent than her high school annual. Scary stuff indeed. The Bible is a Rorschach blot that serves only to confirm the paranoia and presuppositions of its readers.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      You just know that place smells like cat piss and Newports.

  • Lambsendbeds

    Sherry stated that she played “Return to Sender” backwards to find the hidden messages. She seemed to think the song was recorded by Johnny Cash. I’ll bet the hidden message was “I’m Elvis Presley, you dumbass bimbo!”.

    • insolenttomato

      Note how she didn’t actually play the backwards version of “Return to Sender” but just told us – in excruciating detail – what it said. It’s almost as though it didn’t actually say what she said it did!

      • Keith Taylor

        And Drosnin’s Bible Codes!

  • Tosca

    “Obama hates the White House, Michelle sleeps in Hotels around D.C…the White House Senior Staff meets in air-sealed rooms under the Capitol…why?? Because they HATE the Orgoned air in D.C. !!”

    TEH REAL REASON MELANIA STAYED IN NEW YORK SO LONG AND TRUMP SPENDS SO MUCH TIME IN FLORIDA!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JohnE_o

    Sometimes I wish I didn’t have a conscience and ethics and stuff so I could grift like these folks

  • Serai 1
  • thanks but i’ll take GoT for the unrealistic.

  • But, really, is it all that much more disconnected from reality than some of the “Fundamentalist” Evangelical Christian sects that can be found in bunkers and mega-churches all over this fine land?

    • sw19covfefe

      Reptilian motherships come in, invisible sky fairies go out, who can explain it?

      • Keith Taylor

        They are five hundred miles across or more (the motherships, not the reptilians themselves) but they vibrate at a dimensional frequency we can’t perceive and they will beam up the believers just before earthquakes and volcanoes make the surface of the earth uninhabitable, to live happily on a wonderful planet light years away. Or star on the lunch menu, I’m not sure which.
        (But as Joe Haldeman pointed out in “The Forever War”, inconceivable that they could digest the alien protein.)

    • Keith Taylor

      The answer to your question is a resounding “No!”

  • Ami

    This sounds like the plot of an awesome new SyFy show. Think the Strain meets V meets the Invaders meets Info Wars racist propaganda.

  • Will Orgasmo-Blaster be in Suicide Squad 2?

  • Uncle Igor

    Apologies if this has already been noted, but I can’t get too worried about any cult that mistakes Johnny Cash for Elvis. I mean I see where Johnny fits the demonic bill better than Presley–Man in Black vs sparkly-sparkly jumpsuits–but it’s just a gratuitous insult to another, far more established cult. Not a smart move for yer up-and-coming horde of fanatics.

  • kfreed

    “I am trying to figure out if there is any crossover here with the flat earth people. There must be, right?”

    Correct. The crossover you’re looking for: http://www.talk2action.org/story/2013/9/4/114151/7809/Front_Page/Fatima_Center_Holocaust_Deniers_and_Geocentrists_

    All the alt-right crazy gets hashed out and passed around on the Alex Jones network :) Reptilian overlords, chem trails, flat earth nonsense…. it’s all part of the “NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!” conspiracy theory. Remember: All wingnut roads lead to Alex Jones and company. Courtesy of the Southern Poverty Law Center:
    https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2015/01/20/conspiracist-filmmaker-family-found-dead-murder-suicide-spurring-fresh-theories

    https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2015/margins-mainstream

    The “New World Order” stupid just keeps expanding via the anti-government alt right: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/ron-paul-stars-in-oath-keepers-militia-film-by-far-right-filmmaker/

    Note: the rabbit holes is a bottomless pit of evil stupid. Enter at your own risk :)

    • Yellerduck

      Yes, but it gives Trump a deep pool of potential appointees!

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      Alex is acutally a double agent reptilian overloard clone from the Wypipo Brotherhood of Whackadoo whose intent is to sow the seeds of A Great Civil War and steal all the orgone for himself, thereby aligning the plains of Xhevrolet and bringing lasting peace among the Geocities of our galaxy.

      • Keith Taylor

        Uh, probably, but wait a second. You mean Alex Jones or Alex the Droog from “Clockwork Orange”?

  • sw19covfefe

    Dammit, late to the party. And this was right in my wheelhouse!

  • Yellerduck

    Well, everyone needs a hobby.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    How did Sons of Cain survive the great flood? How did Libtards survive the great flood?

    Also, the Christopher Guest movie “A Mighty Wind” is a tongue-in-cheek reference to a fart. If the cult that named themselves after a fart did so ironically I may sign up.

  • John

    And now we know how Trump became president…..But, is he reptilian or is just his hair piece reptilian????

  • For the foreseeable future, political stories will be “Trump and/or Trump Staffer Acts Like Garbage Fire”. Couldn’t you just report on this?

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