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Donald Trump picks the very best people, and that is why his nominee for a seat on the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals, Billy John K. Bush, was voted out of the Senate Judiciary Committee late last week, and will soon be voted on by the whole entire Senate. Bush is qualified for the position because first of all, he is a lawyer, CASE CLOSED! He can have lifetime appointment now?

No, seriously, Bush is awesome. His wife Bridget helped raise over $14 million to get Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell re-elected in 2014, CASE CLOSED, JOHN BUSH IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB. According to libtard activist judges group Alliance For Justice (AFJ), he met with McConnell just after this past November’s election, and said, “I would like to be a judge.” And lookie lookie, he’s been nominated for a sweet position!

He hates gays, he seems hella racist, and he’s not keen on women’s rights. And as The New Civil Rights Movement blog notes, he wrote MANY WONDERFUL POSTS for his wife Bridget’s blog, which is called Elephants In The Bluegrass. He wrote them under a pseudonym, of course, like a common Doktor Zoom.

Let’s see just what kind of a champion legal mind we’re dealing with. For one thing, AFJ notes that Bush really really really likes WorldNetDaily, a site full of racist, birther, homophobic, easily debunked bullshit. And he has some birther history of his own! Here’s a snippet from the AFJ report:

OK, if you can’t read that, what it says is that in October of 2008, this dork got freaked out because on two separate days, somebody IN KENYA read his blog. He was really worried it was a member of Barack Obama’s Kenyan family, we think! Maybe it was because he was getting TOO CLOSE to the truth about how Obama was born in Kenya and indonesia and Afghanistan and all the other black and Muslim countries. WHOA IF TRUE.

Here’s a fun blog post Bush wrote where he said abortion is just like slavery, and that moreover, Dred Scott and Roe v. Wade are just the same and equally awful. To make his argument, he relies on Alveda King, the member of Dr. King’s family that Dr. King’s family doesn’t really like to talk about, because she makes literally everything about abortion. Here’s another blog post where he was GRRRR MAD that Hillary Clinton, as secretary of State, changed passport applications to list “Parent 1” and “Parent 2,” as opposed to mother and father, because that means the nanny state is deciding which parent is more important, and also too gays are bad. In a paper he co-authored for the Federalist Society, he complained that the Kentucky Supreme Court had “immunized consensual sodomy from criminal prosecution,” because OH THE HORRORS!

Also he doesn’t like the Supreme Court’s decision in New York Times v. Sullivan, a case that “established protections for journalists against certain libel claims.” Oh now we see why Trump likes him!

Oh, and one time he gave a speech to a private club, the Forum Club of Louisville, and thought it would be cool to quote Hunter S. Thompson, from The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved:

“I come here every year, and let me tell you one thing I’ve learned—this is no town to be giving people the impression you’re some kind of faggot.”

Now look, he may have had a very LITERARY and SMARTYPANTS reason for saying that quote. Or maybe he just likes it because it has the “faggot” word in it. Dunno!

(For the record, we have it on good authority that Louisville is a perfectly fine town in which to be some kind of faggot. Lexington too. The rest of the state … not so much.)

During Bush’s hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Al Franken (who else?) gave him a whole ton of shit. We’d transcribe it for you, but 1) Don’t wanna and 2) all you need to know is that Franken’s line of questioning could be accurately titled, “What Kind Of Fucking Moron Thinks WorldNetDaily Is A News Website, Are You Fucking Kidding Me, And You Want To Be A Federal Judge, Oh God Oh God Oh God.” Enjoy!

Bush did allow that, if he had it to do all over again, he might not have written some of those bloggity posts, but you know, coulda woulda shoulda.

Anyway, John K. Bush is a stupid dickhead, and also he has gayface, but not in a good way, if you know what we’re saying. And if you don’t know what we’re saying, we mean he looks like a big ol’ closet case. What was he saying about not wanting to look like some kinda faggot again?

(Oh my stars, how rude of Wonkette to say! Sorry not sorry.)

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  • Wild Cat

    Maybe American sperm can take a breather from fertilizing American eggs? Too many deformed minds are being born.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Wait, are you saying it takes a man to impregnate a woman? And here I thought they were just sluts.

    • Angry Red Bird DGAF

      I’m not sure why you phrased that as a question but I’m intrigued.

  • Michael R
  • Professor Fate

    But her emails.

    • SterWonk

      Were on a server that was never hacked.

  • BadKitty904

    Bush did allow that, if he had it to do all over again, he might not have written some of those bloggity posts, but you know, coulda woulda shoulda.

    GOP SOP – not sorry about doing wrong, but sure sorry to be caught for it.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “As a blogger….”

      Oh, I’m sorry. You were being a blogger. Well, carry on, Sir.

    • Amy!

      “Gosh, Senator, I’m very sorry that you found those posts, and discovered the truly putrid and offensive lies that I promulgated for years. I assure you, had I known that I would actually have the opportunity to achieve a position of greater resp—well, at least of greater potential for extraordinary grift, I would have taken much greater pains to cover my ass. Does that answer your question?”

      [free GOP wart to English translation service!]

      • BadKitty904

        Yup, pretty much.

  • Ricky Gay

    No way he can save (that) face.

  • ManchuCandidate

    I’m shocked that Buddy Hackett is actually alive, a racist derpy asshole and wants to be a judge.

    It’s either fucking zombies or Melissandre raising the dead again.

  • Crystalclear12

    I have noticed being in closets makes people mean and judgemental.
    He should come out of that closet for his own good.

    • theblackdog

      We don’t want his self-hating ass anywhere near our team

      • elviouslyqueer

        And you just know he begs his wife to peg him nightly with their “little Mama’s helper” they’ve affectionately named “The Pounder.”

        • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

          Too graphic!!

      • Bobathonic

        TLM libelz!

    • Wild Cat

      It also make you wear bad outfits, like Rudy Giuliani!

  • BadKitty904

    THIS is the single biggest threat of the current Republican dictatorship. The corruption and destruction of the American judiciary will cripple American lives for decades to come.

    • pstockholm

      There will have to be a cleaning of the stables. Impeachment of judges where possible. Not that I’m expecting it anytime soon.

      • BadKitty904

        Then the sooner we stat, the better…

    • Ninja0980

      And something the Democrats failed to talk about, to our own peril.

      • BadKitty904

        TRULY!!!! The GOP is just licking its chops, waiting to pack the SCOTUS with partisan hacks.

        • Ninja0980

          And the lower courts, which are truly the place of last resort in most cases.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Not the freshest judge-mint in the tic tac package.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      But perhaps a Juicy Fruity?
      If this is offensive I’ll pull it down.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    I imagine Donald just signs whatever the fuck.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3x24oA9sI8

    • BadKitty904

      True. Except for the “I imagine” part.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Anybody who is that preoccupied with faggots and sissies and gays (OH MY!) is not only so deep in the closet he could see clear into Narnia’s backyard, but he’s also got at least four Grindr and Scruff profiles and is well known at various truck stop restrooms.

  • theblackdog

    Oh he seems nice. I’m sure he’ll smile broadly as he rules in favor of laws similar to Prop 8 and to clarify that gender is only the gender you were born with.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And that “Kenyan-born” people don’t get to vote.

      See Kobach, K.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    OMG Evan. I love your work. Thank you.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Here’s a fun blog post Bush wrote where he said abortion is just like slavery

    How bad can it be?

    Alveda King, a niece of Dr. King, has drawn on the legacy of that civil rights leader to call for Roe to be overruled…

    Alveda King, his niece, a minister and a former college professor, asks: “How can the ‘Dream’ survive if we murder the children? Every aborted baby is like a slave in the womb of his or her mother. The mother decides his or her fate.”

    This would be the same niece who voted for Donald right? The same Donald who joked about wanting to abort one of his kids?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bfac49fa4013f77ce3f01fedaf8c71f467c848dd65efb97d8bdfa6258d1da7c7.jpg

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Every family has that one person who is an embarrassment to the family gene pool. Billy Carter. Roger Clinton. Every Trump but Tiffany*.

      *benefit of the doubt, respecting her privacy, etc.

      • Strepsi

        She is at least smart enough to stay well away from the rest of ’em.

  • Bananas Foster

    Consensual sodomy.

    In Oregon we call that hot hot loving.

    (But, seriously, are these people so fucking in the pockets of the private prison corporations they actually think it would be a good idea to go back to prosecuting homosexual acts?!)

    • SisterArtemis

      Some from that camp, some from the “I want to live in the Handmaid’s Tale nation of Gideon!” camp

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        (*psst!* It’s Gilead!)
        /pedantry

        • SisterArtemis

          Oh – right! Damn spelling issues… memory issues also too

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Hot hot loving? Did you get Bengay mixed up with the KY jelly again?

      • Bananas Foster

        KY Warming or go home!

        • Bananas Foster
          • Msgr_MΩment

            Sriacha or GTFO.

          • Bananas Foster

            Okay. I just crossed my legs.

        • Old town Urbandale

          Something I’ve not been able to brain bleach away. At Target one time, the couple ahead of me looked like stereotypical tweakers: he had a very short butch haircut and had a nasty large red scar running up the back of his head, was wearing a wife beater and camo shorts, she was a bit pudgy and in a halter top and shorts. They were buying KY Warming Jelly and nothing else, and when the clerk rang up the sale, he said, “We don’t need a sack.”

    • BearLeft

      Put simply, yes. Notwithstanding Rick Perry, some of these assholes actually do understand the law of supply and demand.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      FTR, consensual sodomy isn’t even exclusively a homosexual act. But I suppose they see nothing wrong if their mistresses (never their wives, of course!) let them in the back door on occasion.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        The Boleyn girls would like a word.

      • Bananas Foster

        Good point. Technically, a blow job is sodomy.

        I’m sure old white guys are dying to give that up…

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Bush has a face only a Rest Stop Men’s bathroom could love.

    • Wild Cat

      He can only use a glory hole.

  • Swampay

    “I wasn’t intending to say in the posts that President Obama was not born in this country”. He’s no Spicey, he looks like a squirrel in the headlights when he lies.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    ♬He got James Comey eyes♬

  • La forza del resistino

    But how does he feel about turtles as endangered species law asked Mitch?

  • Wild Cat

    With apologies to our friend Mr Blobfish, but proud homosexual judge John Kenneth Bush looks like a blobfish.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I thought the same thing!

      • Mr. Blobfish

        I wish I was never born!

        • elviouslyqueer

          I did bless your heart. That counts for something!

          • Mr. Blobfish

            But you did it in a southern accent.

          • elviouslyqueer

            Honey, please. I do everything in a Southern accent.

            Oh, wait.

        • SisterArtemis

          But yer a CUTE blob fish!

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Jeez. I’m standing right here.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Bless your heart.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Okay, he looks like something a blobfish would upchuck.

        Better?

      • Wild Cat

        I’m sorry, Mister Blobfish. If it’s any excuse, you have to deal with millions of pounds of water pressure. Your lookalike only has to deal with a urine trickle in an aged leather bar.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        As a blogger, Wild Cat was just trying to….”

      • BadKitty904

        Now, now, he meant that other blobfish…

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        don’t you just hate that?

        and then with all the pinhead comments…

      • arglebargle

        You have short legs.

        • H0mer0

          but not like a Dachshund.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Oh, he was just seventeen,
        You know what I mean….

    • Boscoe

      I think he looks like a middle-aged fetus.

      • Boscoe

        “I’m sorry, I was sitting on my umbilical cord and got all lightheaded… I don’t know WHAT I was writing…”

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Well, who doesn’t like sensual sodomy? Amiright?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Hey, somebody get TLM. I think we’ve got a special playbuddy just for him!

      • jesterpunk

        How do we know John K Bush and TLM are not the same person? Have you ever seen them both in the same place at the same time?

        • Boscoe

          Wait a minute… I’ve never seen ME and John K Bush at the same time! …OMG I’M JOHN K BUSH!!!1!11!!!111111

  • Boscoe

    Good grief, look at that guy’s face. Talk about deer in the headlights. it is HILARIOUS to watch this guy attempt to manufacture a rationale for things he did mindlessly just to be a smarmy asshole for the anti-Obama crowd.

    • BadKitty904

      Obviously suffering from Carson-D’Souza Syndrome…

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      The face of the young guy sitting behind him is even funnier “We are so fucked!”

      • Finnibar87

        Pure panic on that guy’s face.

        • Boscoe

          But the joke’s on us, because that nitwit will probably get confirmed. >:(

          • H0mer0

            that’s the sad part.

    • Finnibar87

      Fuck that guy.

      If he had the courage of his convictions, he would sit up and say ‘hells yeah I was a total birther. So is the current president. I was asking questions!’

      But no.

      We get a mealy mouth Trump cuck instead.

      • Boscoe

        That’s kind of par for those guys though. All about the “convictions” until they realize they may pay a price for them, then it’s all “you’re taking me out of context” and the whining and the grovelling…

        • Augustus

          So much whining and groveling, it’s really pathetic as well as being infuriating.

    • Persistent Demme

      I love how Al “Basso Profundo” Franken, rips him a new one in a very civilized way.

      • Boscoe

        “CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?”

  • Joe Beese
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Jeezus! We really have a man-baby running this country. Obviously, Pence is out there as a babysitter.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Look, everybody! I make fire truck go vroom-vroom!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Well, that accounts for 15% of his brain…

    • Finnibar87

      Fuckface von Clownstick tries to drive a big rig.

    • H0mer0

      here’s a winner from my kids: “my favorite word starts with ‘f’ and ends with ‘uck.’ : Firetruck, firetruck, whaddya think I’d say?”

  • Joe Beese
    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Mostly? Show me a product that isn’t.

    • Finnibar87

      They manufacture their fake news right here in the USA.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Someone should ask about all the Epiphones Gibson makes overseas.

  • Anna Rompage

    I would really like know who is it from the Trump admin that keeps recommending all these fucking absurd fucked up individuals for these positions…

    I mean I get Donad had a short list of people he wanted to give positions to due to their support of his campaign, but there’s no way in hell that DOnad knew who this guy was, or Kobach, or 100s of other people he’s appointed to lead various departments, or to judgeships

    • SisterArtemis

      Heritage Foundation, among others

    • mancityRed6

      “In a paper he co-authored for the Federalist Society”
      that’s all you need to know.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Trump is busy looking at titties on his phone. This is all Pence, Bannon, Priebus and Smellyanne.

    • BigCSouthside

      Bannon and Mercer

    • TJ Barke

      Every right wing cesspit think tank out there.

    • Covfefe

      This guy raised $14 million for the turtle? Turtle knows him. What else does it take?

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Pence knows all the mouth breathers names and if he doesn’t, Koch and the Mercers will write it on a thousand dollar bill for him, (He takes requests).

  • Finnibar87

    Al Franken, always alert to any and all pivots.

    • BadKitty904

      The man’s got a keen eye for spotting Republican bullshittery.

      • Finnibar87

        He’s been doing so for years.

        But as a US senator, he appreciates the workout – or so he says in his latest book.

  • Michael Smith

    Well, Thompson was being critical of Louisville’s subtle fascism throughout that entire piece so you’ve got to take his quote in that context. Meanwhile, this dude thinks its a concise summation of what makes Louisville so great.

    • mancityRed6

      for a prank, he went to jail while the richer kids he ran with got off scot free.
      yeah, I don’t think Louisville was prominent in his mind.

  • bookish

    These people are so worried about their manhood.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    This man is dogshit (apologies to dogs, and to shit) like all Rethuglicans.

    • SomeBigRedDog

      He’s like that one time I ate a bunch of barbecued ribs that I wasn’t supposed to. Like that kind of dog shit.

  • elviouslyqueer

    On second glance, he looks like a penis with a really awful toupee.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      he doesn’t look anything like Donnie

      • BadKitty904

        Beat me to it, dammit.

  • Michael R
  • Joe Beese
  • mancityRed6

    if you haven’t watched the Franken clip, do it.
    Al seems kinda tired, but he does get his point across.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      I’d be tired too if I had to deal with fuckfaces all day.

      • mancityRed6

        I would get kind of ragey, myself.

        • Bobathonic

          I feel stabby enough hearing about them.

        • Persistent Demme

          I am USUALLY kinda ragey these days, (and I don’t even have to deal with them)!

  • Spurning Beer

    Isn’t it unusual for a lawyer’s first job as a judge to be a place on a federal appeals court?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    The boy king likes him because Bush hates Obama just as much as he does. Don’t overthink it. All that stuff about hating the gheys and hating the sluts and hating the first amendment is important to the bigwigs of the RNC, but for Donnie the issue was settled it was the moment Bush attacked Bamz and supported the goofy conspiracy theories

    • Spurning Beer

      Trump may not really sincerely subscribe to the anti-gay, anti-press, anti-nonwhite filth, but he’s pretty okay with it, obviously.

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        He probably doesn’t care about that shit. He only cares about one thing and that’s making sure he looks good

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          he cares about the free press issue only insomuch as it personally affects him. Other than that, he DGAF. The rest is just pandering to the mouth breathing base…

      • BadKitty904

        He’s OK with – literally – ANYthing that benefits himself.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Eyes keep wandering to the right….

    • BadKitty904

      Perhaps his owner is sitting over there…

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • jesterpunk

      That story is hilarious.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        The best part is when Lumpy takes his shirt off.

        • Alt-dog

          Actually, I think this is the best part:

          It’s also unclear if the drive thru customer got their order.
          We will update this report as more information is made available.

    • BadKitty904

      Sounds like she’d already had at least one too many margaritas…

    • mancityRed6

      serves me right for not going to taco bell.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      I think I was at that Taco Bell, but not for that. We went there after a long day airplane flight. At Randolph AFB, and in Converse, they roll in the sidewalks at 7pm. The KFC across the way told us two hours before closing that they were done cooking chicken and had a few old chicken legs if we wanted them, so we ended up at Taco Bell.
      Would not recommend.
      The grossest place was Lubys. Grossest place I’ve ever seen.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      The red pumps did not go with the outfit, or is that just me?

  • BearGHAZI

    HOW CAN TRUMP NOT REALIZE that if women can’t get abortions, they will have to have babies, and then because of stretch marks they will be gross and unfuckable sixes and sevens instead of tens?

    • RobKanC

      He sees it more as reasons for divorce. The sooner they become unfuckable the sooner he can divorce them.

      • Boscoe

        He sees it more as a renewable resource. more babies = more future options for “dating”…

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          and it only takes twelve years or so for the harvest to be ready!

          • Shanzgood

            Ew.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      He can’t see it because he, himself, is long past his last fuckable day. And as we all know, the Dolt can hold a grudge.

    • rosenbomb

      Well if they are rich women (e.g. the only women Trump thinks are worth a damn) then they can afford all the cosmetic surgery in the world, and the best beauty products. You’d think with all his alleged money Trump would know a thing or two about investing in your looks…

      • BearGHAZI

        He kind of knows. I always say, he has the best repurposed ass hair money can buy

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • Panika MCD

      since when? his staff gave him an exact replica of that outfit as a joke a couple months ago and he seemed to think it was funny.

    • Bub, Zombie in mourning

      Oh, young lady. Whatever they paid you…it wasn’t enough.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      This guy is in charge of making important decisions about the country and its citizens. Let that sit for a sec.

      • Panika MCD

        he’s in one of the two districts they gerrymandered Corpus Christi/Nueces Co. into. people who live there don’t like that so much.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      He has a front butt.

      • SeeTrain65

        His entire body is front butt.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Invicta

    Extinction of the human race cannot come soon enough.

    • Shanzgood

      Hey, wait!

    • mancityRed6

      giant meter ’20
      this time, it can happen.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Invicta

        We don’t need it. The climate is past the tipping point. All the haters and rich assholes are going to discover their crimes have availed them nothing.

        I doubt the earth can support complex life past 2030, and there is a small chance we finish with a surface temperate comparable to the planet Venus.

        • mancityRed6

          it will happen, but it will take a little longer than that. I think they’re talking 2100.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Invicta

            No, that’s a vast over-estimate. I think humanity has 10 years, starting the first September there is zero sea ice in the Arctic. That may be this September.

          • mancityRed6

            eh, I smoke and drink too much. I’m not worried.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Invicta

            I’m not worried either. I call it Justice. Life has been abuse and hate, I am glad it’s all almost done.

            Fuck the world, to hell with humaity.

          • mancityRed6

            oh, and I shaved the summer ‘stache
            it’s hard out here in Kansas when you have a freaking sponge on your upper lip.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Invicta

            It looked good, but I hear ya about heat and facial hair. :)

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    “What’s your qualifications?”
    “8 figures before the decimal point.”
    “You’re hired!”

  • SAD TIME

    R.I.P. to my buddy Calvin.
    Best. Dog. Ever.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/058edca9ea42a8e5f4e8ad7ec30426358df6e911d407d5533c06c1f2e7c08cfd.jpg

    Thirteen years is not too bad for a big lug like him.

    He’s gone to run around like a NUT with his adopted mom, my beloved German shepherd Grendel, and several cats with whom he shared a mutual dislike and distrust. His biggest regret was he never got to sink his fangs into that sunshiny, happy veterinarian.

    Good boy!

    • Bub, Zombie in mourning

      That sucks. My sympathies.

    • Shanzgood

      Sorry, hon!

    • bookish

      A beautiful big boy. So sorry for your loss.

    • mancityRed6

      when Brady was on her last legs, I was lucky to get out of work early. I went home and took her outside where she laid in the shade and I drink whiskey and cried.
      you’ll never forget, and they’ll never be forgotten.

      • He was fine until this weekend, when he laid down and let us know it was time to move on. None of the vets who do home visits were available, so we had ourselves a good ride in the back of the pickup.

        Along the way I helped him sit up enough so he could see the cars driving around, and ponder how much they needed peeing on. A kid hanging around visited with him as we waited for the staff to come out to help take him inside.

        He’ll be mourned, but we feel good about today.

        • mancityRed6
        • Erala Contratista

          They do tell you when it’s time, don’t they.
          Our ladies rode out on a nicely arranged bed on the front seat of the truck, loved on by us, the vets and aides, and the last Lady had a nice good by from a dog loving woman who then showed me pics of her late love in condolence.

          It’s been 3 yrs+ since the last trip to the vet and I still hear them shifting in their dreams. Even a soft Yelp once.

          That was the bird.

          Good job to you.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Invicta

      I’m sorry.

    • Tiffany de Houston

      I’m so sorry for your loss. It sure sounds like he had a great life, but my condolences.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      I am so sorry. They are our dear friends, and they are never with us long enough. He looks like a good boy.

    • Dammit that hurts.

      Calvin, please say “woof” to Tater for me.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Oh baby, I am so so sorry. I’ve been there many times before, and it always hurts. Know that he loved you as much as you loved him. :(

    • BadKitty904

      Whenever you visit my grave, say to yourselves with regret but also with happiness in your hearts at the remembrance of my long happy life with you: ‘Here lies one who loved us and whom we loved.’ No matter how deep my sleep I shall hear you, and not all the power of Death can keep my spirit from wagging a grateful tail.

      ~ Eugene O’Niell

      • La forza del resistino

        I’m not crying much now. bye Calvin. sorry I never petted that shiny black coat. someone took great care of you.

        • He was jet black until a couple of years ago, when he developed a very distinguished white goatee. The Ladies (and The Boys) went crazy for it.

          • SpideySenser

            As a big fan of well groomed facial hair I must say he is adorbs. My condolences.

          • Michelletmiller

            Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !pl525d:
            On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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      • valgalky23

        Sorry for your loss, Dog lover here too and have lost my share of amazing furry family members. I have a collection of boxes with ashes in them that will be mixed up with mine one day and tossed into the ocean. It’s in my will that my nieces and nephews get sent on vacation to a nice ocean side place for the ceremony. Condolences and hope in time, when you are ready, you’ll get another.

    • SayItWithWookies

      So sad — but you gave him a home where he was loved and happy, and that’s the best we can do.

    • starfanglednut

      Oh, so sorry. Losing a pet is the worst. I’m sure you gave him a great life, and he’s smiling down on all of us from doggie heaven.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      I’m so sorry for your loss. I plan to be buried with some soup bones. I have many furry friend on the other side.

    • Thanks for all the kind support and stories.

      Not my first final vet trip, but they do not get easier.

      And now to BREAK YOUR DAMN HEARTS here’s a photo of his best friend ever Benny watching over Calvin this morning.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59225058837ee9a52be1b3f2aa1fcc22c15bb488d4396721cd70c49282e12049.jpg

      • Miss Dill

        Heart broken. My tears are flowing because I loved and lost, too, and feel the big hole in your life today. Big sympathy hug to you.

      • 451 Byrnes

        God (after inventing dogs): “Hey! Those are pretty cool! I’m gonna want them back…”

    • Ninja0980

      RIP Calvin.

    • SeeTrain65

      So long, Calvin. May your afterlife be filled with a everlasting supply of Snausages. : (

    • SadDemInTex

      I’m sorry.

    • 451 Byrnes

      THEY ARE ALL GOOD BOYS (unless they are good girls)!

  • SayItWithWookies

    So — if Bush’s wife raised the money and Bush’s wife runs the blog, and Bush’s wife (even if she’s an illiterate numbskull) is just as qualified to be a federal judge as she is, why is it Bush who gets the nomination?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Plausible deniability?

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Penis?

    • puredog

      She has to stay home. Those sammies won’t make themselves.

  • TJ Barke

    The worst scum in America are calling the shots now.

    • Shanzgood

      And there’s a never-ending supply of them, it seems.

    • BadKitty904

      And will continue to do so for as long as we let them.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Hey Trumpanzees, how’s that drain the swamp thingy working out for ya? Do you like the way the boy king isn’t being like all those other politicians and rewarding big donors with vanity positions? Do you like how he’s getting big money out of politics? Do you like how he’s bringing integrity back to the process and choosing jurists who love them some constitution, instead of those libtard activist judges who are all just partisan hacks? Do you like all this winning?

    Who the hell am I kidding? You dumb fuckers will never even know about this…

    • TJ Barke

      And even if they do; IOKIYAR…

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        It never happened
        It happened but it’s not a big deal
        It’s a big deal, but it’s not illegal
        It’s illegal but everyone does it.
        Everyone does not do it, but it’s Obama’s fault

        • TJ Barke

          It’s similar to the global warming denial ladder.

    • Panika MCD

      I believe they refer to him as “Emporer” because…well, there’s no good reason to use that word let alone misspell it unless you really want to say he has no clothes.

    • BadKitty904
  • Scooby

    If you have a VPN connect through Kenya to read this Guy.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I expect better dope in my [approximately] 4:20 posts.

  • La forza del resistino

    Al likely met more formidable arguments with rookie writers at the SNL talk through table.

  • Panika MCD

    sounds pretty consistent. little birdie at the Texas Tribune says that the son of racist, woman hating, bathroom policing TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick Dannie Goeb is up for an ASUA spot also too!

  • Master Contrail Program

    Troll on the previous thread if anyone wants to bother.

    • Joe Beese

      Maybe his “A” material was deleted before I got there.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        no kidding,

        too boring, did not tease

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        That was his A material … hence, don’t waste any bits or bytes on him.

      • Master Contrail Program

        That must be it. Pretty bland stuff otherwise.

        • Shanzgood

          No ghey pr0n either.

    • Edith Prickly

      Boring, low-energy – would not taunt.

      • SeeTrain65

        And, as of about an hour ago, Banhammered to oblivion.

  • OneYieldRegular

    “this dork got freaked out because on two separate days, somebody IN KENYA read his blog”

    That’s nothing compared to his reaction when he discovered that 600 Nigerians were reading his blog, every one of them promising to share millions in some prince’s sweet inheritance money held up due to some bank snafu.

  • Jenny

    He looks like he jumped off a Garbage Pail Kid card.

  • Ωbjectifier

    For the record, we have it on good authority that Louisville is a perfectly fine town in which to be some kind of faggot. Lexington too.

    We need specificity. What kind of faggot, precisely?
    A buttsexor?
    A bundle of sticks?
    A British cigarette?

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      A bassoon?

      • Bobathonic

        AOT, K.

      • To make we bassoonists’ lives MOAR fun the bottomest bit is called the BUTT.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          It’s all about the bassoon

          • Oh God, I feel a student arrangement being arranged right now for some future ensemble I’ll play in.

          • Boojum

            Bout the soon, bout the soon…

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Don’t forget that double reed players are crazy anyway thanks to oxygen deprivation.

          • therblig

            but a very bocal minority

      • Invisible Bunyip

        If we have bassoons, do we also have tenor oons and treble oons?

    • DerrickWildcat
      • Anna Rompage

        That’s just wrong on so many levels…

        BTW, did you know that Faggots are known as “ducks” in the midlands?

        If it walks like a duck…

        • DerrickWildcat

          Well, you asked for it.

        • Ωbjectifier

          So, let me get this straight…Witches are burned, but wood is also burned, and wood floats, but ducks also float, so, if someone weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood, therefore, she’s a witch. Or a faggot. IDK, science is hard.

    • mancityRed6

      UK slang for a cigarette is just “fag”
      although the union rep at the place I worked at was from the east end of London, so when he asked for a fag hut (place to smoke) out of the cold, it did sound like faggot.

      • Shanzgood

        A f…

        O.o

        • mancityRed6

          to be true, he didn’t even smoke, but he wanted a place to smoke indoors when it was cold out.
          he was a nice enough guy, but he was “southern” so he got shit talked about him behind his back.
          he was nice to me, so I was nice to him.

      • H0mer0

        well then, I have an alibi (although I would not use that word anyway unless carrying a bundle of sticks.)

    • Erala Contratista

      British sausage?

    • Boojum

      AOT, K

    • Invisible Bunyip

      I knew a cat named “Faggot” because he looked like a roughly collected bundle of sticks. “course, he was 17 by then, which is damned old for a cat.

  • Panika MCD

    OT – Buzzfeed digs into allegations that R. Kelly is holding women against their will in a “cult”

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult?utm_term=.fr2NNQyEA#.obyee47LQ

    there’s this one thing at the beginning of the second part of the article that may get your attention.

    • SayItWithWookies

      R Kelly’s got a place at Moscow-on-the-Hudson too — wow, that building is a literal hive of grifters, svengalis, pedophiles and traitors.

    • mancityRed6

      “When he’s not performing, Kelly splits his time between his suburban Atlanta home and Trump Tower in Chicago.”
      huh

    • mancityRed6

      that whole story is just…holy fuck, what in the hell

    • SeeTrain65

      “That guy ain’t right.”

  • Kakariki

    Yep, that’s a face you usually only see peering back at you through a gloryhole.

    • Boojum

      Right before everything goes soft and stops working.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Well, the other day, I spent one hour headdesking over Trump’s moronic’s tweets. Obviously, that means Hillary’s ancestors were cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Or something…

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    Bailiff “All rise, this court is in session, the Punchable John K. Bush presiding.”

    https://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/13136996/thumb/4.jpg

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      I did not think a more punchable face than Ted Cruz was possible. I was wrong, although it’s close.

      • Swampgas_Man

        Martin Shkrelli is still in the lead, though.

    • Boojum

      “Counsel: Plaintiff requests leave of Court to punch your Honor in the fart box.

      The Court: SQUEEE!!! Granted, granted! Now!”

  • Gorillionaire

    SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE THIRD PARTY VOTERS

    • Shanzgood

      NICE VOTING, ASSHOLES!

      ~My Cousin Jason

  • marxalot

    I swear I’ve seen this guy before. Is he out of central casting? Was he in “Veep”? Iran-Contra? Help me out here.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      He is the guy your Mom guilts you in to dating ” because he’s nice” except you find out that he isn’t nice at all.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        serial killer in training

        • Boojum

          I think he’s passed his probation period and he’s “on the road”, so to speak.

    • OutOfOrbit

      You ever peep thru’ a glory hole before beep beep beep?

      • Shanzgood

        They beep?

        • OutOfOrbit

          Hey baby what’s shakin’?

          • Shanzgood

            Waiting to hear back about a job after my 2nd interview last Friday. Other than that, nada mucho.

          • OutOfOrbit

            I hate waiting.

          • Shanzgood

            Sorry for yelling at you the other day about my daughter. I didn’t know it was you.

          • OutOfOrbit

            I donut remember you yelling at me so I’m ok if you are. And if you did snap & I did not have it coming, your apology is warmly accepted. Now you wanna shake & make up? I am doing the shimmy at you right now.

          • Shanzgood

            Maybe it wasn’t you, then. Or I wasn’t as bitchy as I thought I was.

            And stop that, you might hurt yourself.

          • OutOfOrbit

            I know but it FEELS…SO…GOOD! Oh yeah, it show do feelz good.

          • Shanzgood

            It won’t tomorrow.

        • capnkrunch

          *beep* *beep* *beep*
          $ blow &

          (in Linux ‘&’ starts a process in the background, background processes are also called jobs so ‘blow &’ starts a blow job)

          • Shanzgood

            Who knew it was that easy?

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance
    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      I want to see him try to hold a fully charged fire hose.

      • mancityRed6

        I want to see him pass a CDL test, written and driving

      • Boojum

        I want to see him drink from one.

    • Kakariki

      Another job he is woefully unqualified for and would suck at.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Where is my damn meme machine…….?

    • Vel Venturi

      BEEP BEEP! WOO WOO!

      When does he get to drive the train?

  • Anna Rompage

    ” Yes Senator Franken, I regret making those comments… I mean I would have never thought in a million years someone would pic a fucknut like me to sit on a Federal appeals court”…

    • Little Lulu Ω

      I’ve never seen a person wither so transparently under questioning. I’m sure the body diaper he wore to the hearing was the only thing keeping a flood of sweat from pouring out of every pore in his body.

  • Daniel Hooper

    By his logic that a Kenyan person visited his website on the Obama article, I can also use that logic to say Denmark is currently under siege by anthropomorphic cows because someone in Denmark bought my (adult) story that parodies zombie apocalypse scenarios.

    • mancityRed6

      yes…Denmark…of course
      *whistles*

    • Boojum

      I love Danes. They’re great.

    • HazooToo

      I’m sorry but I can’t let that one slip past, what is this story and can I find it?

  • anon_the_great

    Why is it always the closeted Rethugs are consistently butt ugly?

    • Boojum

      Closet. Butt. Republican. Ugly. These words are consistent with a certain theme…

    • OutOfOrbit

      GOOD DOG!!!!11111!!1!1!1

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Ugly men can be hawt. This guy is just such a wiener. The stammering, the wide open eyes constantly flicking to the right. Hell, if you’re a racist Birther asshole, own it. Let your freak flag fly. What are you ashamed of if you really believe it?

      • A person ‘in the industry’ once told me the most unconsciously sexy vibed celebrity she ever was around was Jim Varney, the guy from those Ernest movies. Apparently he cleaned up real good.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        He definitely models his look on Pepe the Frog.

      • SpideySenser
        • SpideySenser

          Oh Shit, that was supposed to be posted to the Jim Varney comment by Misty Malarky Ying Yang down thread.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Yes, that’s a large nose, but the mouth is…sensual…

          • SpideySenser

            Yah, not the traditionally handsome type but def working the sexy thing. Who knew? He was such a goofball actor.

    • Boojum

      No! I’ve got it! Same concept and shape, but the brother in Weird Science after he was turned into a turd monster! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb0b248e5820751e70876ab5ed0f944f2009a2aa29851092c0acc6757387036d.jpg

  • Zippy W Pinhead
  • BearDeLaOursistance

    Insofar as I am 235 pounds of solid votes, I look like the kind of faggot who would like to find him in a back alley. #PawsOfRainbowJustice

    • mancityRed6

      you and me both

    • Boojum

      And I suspect he would love to be found and enjoy every one of those 235 inches…I mean pounds…whaling away at his tender, bloated face.

      • H0mer0

        “What?Fisticuffs?”

  • Reximus
    • nightmoth

      Synchronicity—Just watched this for the first time last week.
      Val Kilmer OWNED that movie.

      • Reximus

        Best job in a movie he ever did…deserved the Oscar that year, (think he was nommed)

        • Bill Diaz

          No WAI! You are obviously unfamiliar with the filmography of this fine thespian, or you wouldnt have made such a silly and poorly considered comment:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8
          Have a great day!

          • Steely_Fan

            It is amazing how well that film holds up after all these years.

  • SDGeoff3

    It was worth the watch and listen.

  • Edith Prickly

    Dude looks like his face is sliding off.

    • H0mer0

      must be the heat down there.

  • Hmmm, is anyone else getting a “wide stance” vibe from this dude?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      A Federal judge. Hell, he should have his own series on TLC.

    • cheetojeebus

      is it the lilac tie?

      • maybe…but more to the point he will lilac hell to get the job.

  • Yr. Gma

    I am so tired of moralizing closet cases.

  • Boojum

    I love how he says, “If I were doing it today I would have worded them differently.” Yeah, because I wanna be a judge and this posts make me look like an ignorant racist prick, I would have WORDED THEM differently. I would have said the same thing, just with DIFFERENT WORDS.

    What a putz. There is no way this prick should be on the federal bench. He shouldn’t be allowed near a black robe, unless it’s part of his B&D fantasy, in which case, by all means let’s hold him in contempt.

    • Steely_Fan

      I like his deer-in-the-headlights impersonation whenever Al bores down on him “Will you answer my fucking question: how did you decide which sources to use and how did you decide which sources were credible? For the third fucking time? Henghhh?” “Humminahumminahummina, I don’t remember, I woulda coulda shoulda used different words I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!!11!!! Pleasepleaseplease forget about all the racist homophobic shit I wrote under a pseudonym because I’m a fucking coward and just LET ME BECOME A FEDERAL JURIST ON THE 6TH CIRCUIT! I gave Drumpf a shit-ton of munniez and I DESERVE IT!!!111!!

  • Mormos

    he seems like the perfect lick-spittle, what more do you people want?

  • xzargo

    I hope they catch him banging Lindsey Graham.

    • Khavrinen

      Pics or it didn’t happen!

      [ Ewww, I think I just threw up a little. ]

    • Bill Diaz

      They are both bottoms, the closest you are going to get to that is the two of them scissoring while connected by a monster jelly double dong.

      Have a great day!

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    I remember when Dignity died. 2017. Rest in peace, Dignity, we shall miss you as a concept!

    (Trumpite Translation WE HUMPTED UR CORPSE DIGNITY!! HAR HAR HAR 2017 RULEZZZZ!!)

  • Bitter Scribe

    I love how assholes who wouldn’t piss on a black person if he were on fire suddenly decide that they would have been abolitionists in 1855 and Dred Scott was so very very wrong, and oh by the way so is abortion.

  • Nephilim

    It’s not surprising that another Trump appointment is a bigoted and sexist throwback. What is surprising me is there doesn’t seem to be no end to candidates. How many bigoted and sexist white men are out there?

    • Paperless Tiger

      Enough to elect one of their own.

      • Jared James

        (by structuring the vote so the majority of voters don’t count)

    • puredog

      I’d say AOTK but then I’d be condemning myself and not gonna do that, wouldn’t be prudent.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    What kind of faggot does he wanna be?

    • therblig

      his drag name is Juris Prudence

      • Beanz&Berryz

        “Here’s Prudence….”

        • yyyaz

          ♪ ♫ “The sun is gone
          The sky is through,
          Your boss sucks ass
          And so do you,
          Dear Prudence
          Won’t you fuck off
          Awaaayyyyy. ♪ ♫

      • Jeffery Campbell

        For the win!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        How he missed being the star of an early John Waters movie is beyond my comprehension.

      • LesBontemps

        I woulda gone with Sue E. Generis.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Well he wants to look like some other kind of faggot, that much is clear. I figure he wants to combine the best features of Larry Craig and Roy Cohn with just a soupçon of Ernst Röhm to keep things physically violent.

  • pgjack

    The sad thing is that Trump can appoint a lot of judges and the Republican Senate can affirm them. Remember, the Republican Senate refused to affirm any of Obama’s appointments to the lower courts so there are lots of open seats. The Republican Party does not want a democracy, they want one party rule just as exists in China, Russia, Turkey, Iran and many other countries that the US government once disdained. Republicans are no longer Americans, they are Republican first unless they are the few that claim to be christians first, Republicans second and Americans third. Democrats and liberals of all sorts have to unite behind candidates at all levels and vote in every election. If the Democratic, progressive, liberal candidate isn’t exactly 100% what you want so what. A progressive of any stripe is better than any Republican. Vote in Every Election. Every Election!

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      Just wait until the tables are turned. The fantods that Yertle will have will be deafening.

      • SpideySenser

        Up fist for fan Tods! Or as my mother used to say, the high fan Tods. Jeesh, I haven’t heard that in ages.

        • PersianOregano

          I thought the highest fantods were the howling variety

          • SpideySenser

            Apparently the Tod(d)s were a NYC family of some means who (before A/C, prob early 1900s) would flutter their hand held fans up way high to cool as a means of establishing prominence. At least that’s the story I had heard.

  • Me not sure

    If there is such a thing as a stupid stick, this guy looks like he was beaten with it right after the ugly stick beating was completed. I’m pretty sure there’s a bigot stick but it may not leave visible outward damge.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      The bigot stick is inserted rectally, hence the lingering homophobia.

      • Me not sure

        Humorrhoids. They only hurt when I laugh. …HAH! …OUCH!

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    Should we start the clock on him being found in a hotel room with a teenage boy?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Only one? And alive?

  • Ilgattomorte

    “I come here every year, and let me tell you one thing I’ve learned—this is no town to be giving people the impression you’re some kind of faggot.”

    If I’m being perfectly honest, I’m a balding, kind of skinny-fat guy, who looks way too Italian under the eyes. I could only hope that someone, somewhere, got the impression that I was some kind of faggot, in any town at all.

    Ahhh… sigh… I don.t know. Maybe if I dress better.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Well, you could hardly dress worse than John K. Bush if you wore a Burkha top with red-white-and-blue bell bottoms and iridescent penny loafers.

      I’m no fashion plate my own self, but holy crap! Has this guy even seen a tailor? Or heard that there is a profession called “tailoring?” I thought Robert Hall went out of business decades ago.

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        daaaammm…robert hall…ouch…but seriously, who did the cut/fitting on that jacket…mr clydesdale of the house of burlap?..omar the tentmaker?

  • Rick St. Richards

    well..is he some kind of faggot?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The only remaining question is what other kind of faggot does he want to look like. I’m assuming, the kind that gets a lifelong Federal judicial appointment until they find the bodies stacked up like cordwood under the crawlspace.

      • Rick St. Richards

        find the bodies stacked up like cordwood under the crawlspace.?..oh…like faggots Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy?

        • Mehmeisterjr

          To be fair, Dahmer stacked them in the freezer but yeah. I think we need a more precise term than “faggots” for the this class of individuals.

          I propose: Trumposexuals.

          • Rick St. Richards

            but Dahmer and Gacy were faggots…

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            the following were straight:
            bundy, ed gein, richard ramirez, green river killer, that dude in atlanta, hillside strangler, boston strangler, son of sam, and those are just the ones i can think of off the top of my head.

          • Roadstergal

            Don’t forget the brains behind the Bowling Green Massacre.

          • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

            trumposexuals…perfect…and yes, i believe it was the ‘straight’ jw gacy that stacked the bodies in the crawlspace

    • Lefty Wright

      Looking for a hook up? If so, there are better sites than Wonkette.

  • Rick St. Richards

    He hates gays, he seems hella racist, and he’s not keen on women’s rights.?..so Trump picked a muslim?.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Sharia Law? Oh, wait, Christian Sharia Law, so OK.

    • Jonny On Maui

      American Taliban…

    • JustDon’tSaySortMyBalls

      More like a Puritan. Or a fascist.
      Trump picked an election debt. Don’t kid yourself about the ideology.
      Also, fuck off with that muslim hate. Not cool.

      • JustDon’tSaySortMyBalls

        Oh, didst thou experienceth Das Banhammer? Wonder why…

  • wait! what?

    I think Donald really likes him because he looks like Alex Jones.

    • Stulexington

      Optics is everything!

  • Phried Ω

    That picture makes him look a bit dusky. Racist, you say? Hmmmm. Don’t look under the robe.

  • 451 Byrnes

    The woman behind Mr Franken looks like she is sitting on a grapefruit dildo! What a sourpuss!

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Wouldn’t that be a lemon dildo?

      • 451 Byrnes

        You say citrus, I say other different citrus…

        • Beanz&Berryz

          I may have taken that too literally …

          • 451 Byrnes

            No, it was definitely a double entendre.

    • covfefesumgame0005

      sounds like something sold on Goop and InfoWars!

    • Le Chapeau

      She probably works for him. They live in fear that he will crack a joke, although he’s gotten a lot better about that.

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    Christian shit hole Republicans, these fucking cult savages hate everything our country stands for.

  • The Librarian

    I ❤️ Senator Franken – enjoy watching him explain his squirming prey’s bad behavior then his catch-phrase “its very disturbing to me”.

    Mr. Bush should go back to whatever shrub he was sprung from.

  • Alex Grey
    • phoenix00

      Needs Al Franken’s face on the label

  • Le Chapeau

    That backpedaling, lying bitch. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Al Franken is consistently one of the smartest and best prepared people in the room. The guy has a great staff, too.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Tee hee. I see what you did there.

  • Keith Gargus

    He is constantly wondering out loud why gays keep sucking his cock.

  • phoenix00

    I love watching Al Franken eviscerate Trumpsters. The perfect mix of intellectual “I see you and I know you!” and “I’m not taking any of your shit” parochialism.

  • SeeTrain65

    Maybe it’s because I’ve been watching my collection of his HBO specials all day, but here’s ST again with the George Carlin …

    “Don’t you find it a little bit strange that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      most?…no….all

  • freakishlypersistent

    Welcome to your lifetime appointment, possibly mentally ill, bigoted asshole!

  • rick

    Since we’re commenting on the dude’s looks, he actually looks kinda down-syndromey, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just sayin’, that’s all. 😀

    • CaliCheeseSucks

      Rick!

    • lynchie

      He looks dumb as a rock.

  • Jo Mathie

    I know that homophobia and anti-women’s rights regarding healthcare has been around for, well forever, but in the last few years it’s like someone chucked fertilizer on it and it’s getting crazy. I don’t think it can all be down to Trump – he just used it to his advantage. Ten years ago things weren’t perfect but I don’t remember things being this bad, and not just in America – we aren’t so anti-abortion in the UK but we (I voted against) have Brexit and since then hate crimes of risen. It’s like that film “The Happening” and equally as shitty.

    • Yellerduck

      That’s what has been depressing me. What would happen if tomorrow congress decided the whole election was rigged, ordered a do-over and Hillary was elected president? We still have to deal with the people who put Trump in the White House to begin with, and they’re not only not going away, they’re reproducing.

      • lynchie

        The goal is to get more on the left out to vote. That means running a candidate who represents working class, poor and elderly not the banks and big business. We can’t offer up another lesser of two evils candidate who runs a terrible campaign.

        • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

          i’m guessing you’re young-ish….it’s politics, lynchie, you’re always voting for the lesser of two evils….ALWAYS…and it’s ALWAYS going to be the dem

          • lynchie

            Im 70. I realize that is what it comes down to however we dems starting throwing that shit up early in the campaign. It was more about Trump is really bad, we aren’t as bad. I wanted more speeches more talk about our policies our history of social programs, I wanted a real committment to $15 living wage then you may have to negotiate down to $12 not start at $10 and get there in 5 years. I wanted a real committment to job training for the people displaced by automation. In addition I wanted a real policy on income inequality and how its not about lowering taxes on the rich but fair taxes on all people. So they pushed the we are not as bad and many on the left stayed home.
            Though we had 9 million vote in 2016 compared to 2012.

          • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

            oh….is that all you wanted?…….you could have found as much of that as you can stand, all of it, right here>>>

            https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/

            sorry, but–young or old–nobody gets a pass on this from me…not now, not ever

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        we have to show them we outnumber them…cause we obviously fucking do…(hillz +3mil)….they dont fear us, we have given them no reason to fear us either at the ballot box, or to be held accountable for their despicable behaviours….again…dems, stop being such pussies….show up…vote relentlessly for democrats…make them at least worry about us and take us seriously, if not fear us

  • The Flaming Carrot

    I don’t care what kind of faggot he is. My concern is that he’s completely incompetent for the task, and a raving anti-free speech lunatic to boot.

    • lynchie

      Being incompetent makes him perfect for the job since Trump has only picked people for his administration who know nothing about their job, have no prior experience and have no interest in finding out how to do the job. Look at his cabinet, his family, his love for reality show participants.

  • x111e7thst

    Assface too. Also.

  • William

    Hopefully he’ll crack down on this gang violence. https://www.facebook.com/christian.mcneal.33/videos/864152647074964/

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      pillows dont kill people!…only people kil….waitminute, whathefuck…

  • Debmcd

    A lawyer? Well that means he could be anything he wants. Except he sounds too stupid to be a real lawyer. Has anyone checked his papers? I mean he has brown skin and all and he does look a little foreign too. Who let him into the country? Don’t let his name full you, it may be an alias.

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      when i was young and naive, i thought it took a really smart person to get thru law school, pass the bar, and become a successful practicing attorney….BWAAAhahahahahaa, what a schmuck i was

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