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Would you like to read a 5,000 word roundup of wingnuts being awful about the terrible shooting incident that injured GOP Rep. Steve Scalise and several others? We thought not. For one thing, most people are being fairly decent. Oh, Alex Jones says yesterday was the beginning of a new civil war, but fuck him. The less you pay attention to him, the less he exists in our public discourse. (Ahem, MEGYN KELLY.) And honestly, we like seeing Congress act decently for once, though we’re skeptical how long that will last. But for now, we don’t mind watching Republicans like Senator John Thune and hot-ass Rep. Adam Kinzinger go on TV and talk about how members of Congress need to set an example for America by being nicer to each other. Hell, even Appalachian Trail Wanderer Rep. Mark Sanford said on TV that Donald Trump shares some of the blame! We seen it with our own eyes!

Instead, let’s just focus on three Republican wingnuts who need to go fuck themselves, but in a CIVIL WAY, unless they like to fuck themselves in an uncivil way, not that there’s anything wrong with that. We’re not going to rank them, because that would require effort. Just think of this as Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three Deplorables In A Tub.

Go Fuck Yourself, Newt Gingrich

Most of Newt’s week has been consumed with shitting on Robert Mueller for doing a real investigation into Donald Trump, because Newtie has a bigger Cialis boner for Trump than he’s ever had for a mistress he’s about to run off with as soon as he serves divorce papers to whatever hospitalized woman he’s currently married to. But he took some time to hop on Fox News and bitch about how this happened because Kathy Griffin. And Shakespeare plays. And Democratic CUSSERS:

It’s part of a pattern […] The intensity on the left is very real, whether it is … a so-called comedian holding up the president’s head in blood, or right here in New York City, a play that shows the president being assassinated, or it’s Democratic leading national politicians who are so angry they … have to use vulgarity …

Even the Fox News hosts told him to fuck off, with one asking if he thinks he’s being helpful, and should we maybe try to rise above the “threats” from cussers and Shakespeare and redheaded comedians? Newt’s answer: “NO!” What a stupid, immature, malfunctioning snowflake fuckbaby, who coincidentally explained 30 years ago to Republicans to call Democrats “traitors” all the time if they want to win.

Next!

Go Fuck Yourself, Rep. Steve King

We’re not sure if deplorable bigot Steve King was locked in the bathroom trying to squeeze out a cantaloupe-calf-sized shit yesterday while the rest of his Republican and Democratic colleagues were on the House floor holding hands and crying about how when one of their members is attacked, it’s an attack on all of them, but we’re going to guess the answer is PROBABLY. Here are his thoughts:

“I do want to put some of this at the feet of Barack Obama,” the Iowa congressman said in an interview with Simon Conway on WHO Iowa radio. “He contributed mightily to dividing us. He focused on our differences rather than our things that unify us. And this is some of the fruits of that labor.”

This from a guy who talks like a LITERAL Nazi, who says Mexican DREAMer immigrants are just drug mules who have cantaloupe-sized calves (hence our joke above!), and who says hideously anti-Muslim things about HIS OWN FUCKING COLLEAGUE Rep. Keith Ellison of Minnesota. Did we mention he was completely and openly racist toward Barack Obama pretty much the entire time Obama was president? And the Nazi thing?

Yet Steve King thinks he can blame the soaring, hopeful rhetoric of Barack Obama for what happened yesterday, just because that soaring rhetoric made Steve King’s dick shrivel downward from its usual acorn size. Whatever, asshole.

And finally …

Go Fuck Yourself, Sean Hannity

Hannity, the human buttplug who holds the title of “dumbest motherfucker at Fox News,” and who spent a month literally hurting an innocent family by advancing an unhinged conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton had a DNC staffer murdered, because A) Sean Hannity is that big of a shithead and B) If he didn’t cover that, he’d have to cover how his daddy Trump is under FBI investigation like a common criminal, and MIGHT even be a traitor, has thoughts on yesterday’s shooting:

… these left-wing celebrities, these Trump detractors, glorifying violence against the president of the United States, and virtually no one on the left has denounced this vile behavior, especially Soros-Clinton groups that attack conservatives for everything they can say. What can we expect …  from a party that has every election season alleged, like Barack Obama did … Republicans want dirty air and dirty water, oh and Paul Ryan lookalikes throwing granny over the cliff, and Republicans are racist and sexist and misogynistic and Islamophobic and homophobic and xenophobic … when Democrats continue to dehumanize Republicans, and paint them as monsters day in and day out, year in and year out, well the climate around the country, it becomes more than toxic. And the tragic results, of course, follow.

All those things he’s bitching about? Those are ACTUAL policies and actions and words from ACTUAL Republicans that have ACTUALLY hurt people. And “dehumanizing”? Didn’t Donald Trump’s uncomfortable-faced son Eric just say LAST WEEK that people who don’t support his dad literally aren’t people? Go crank your yank in hell, Sean Hannity, you fucking loser. And we mean that in a NONVIOLENT AND CIVIL WAY.

All right, that’s enough. As we said, we’re not going to focus on all this negativity, because Wonkette is a positive mommyblog, and though we might make fun of Republicans a little bit, we are a loving bunch. If you really want to mainline more shitty reactions from the literal worst people America has to offer, you can always go to the Media Matters Twitter feed because ooh boy, they’ve got more.

Now go with God, IN A CIVIL WAY, unless Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity or Steve King starts bothering you, in which case you have our permission to say as many cusses at them as you want.

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  • Joe Beese
    • Jon Sussex

      Will I find this in the abnormal psychology section?

      • Joe Beese

        True Crime

      • FlownΩver

        In the back room in a brown paper wrapper.

        • jodyleek

          Soon to be lining a bird cage near you!

    • BMW

      This would be like if Bill Cosby wrote a book on dating.

      • tomamitai

        Or mixology.

    • therblig

      200 pages of “flatter”, “suck”, and “swallow”? way to go newtie.

    • Bill D. Burger

      ” Must reading if you are trying to understand the criminally insane. This applies to both the writer and the subject. “

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      If the only person who can understand you is Newt Gingrich, boy are you fucked.

      • Jim Johnson

        You are Fucked by Newt.
        In all seriousness, that other “friend” of Trump’s, Chris Christie, is an awful human being too.

    • wait! what?

      It’s nothing but crayon drawings with pedophilic “My Little Pony” references…

    • MynameisBlarney

      Oh for fucks sake.

      *rolls eyes*

      I”m sure that one will sell like hotcakes.

      • Oblios_Cap

        The National GOP will buy them up and give them out while fundraising.

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      Looks like he misspelled “Blowing”.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        The editor must have dyslexia something fierce!

        It must have been “Standing Under Trump”

    • Explody Brain

      Does it come with a decoder ring?

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        Chapter 28:

        “Be…..sure….to….drink…..your…..Ovaltine.”

        Me: It’s a crummy commercial! Son of a BITCH!

    • OddMan

      It is up on Amazon and customer reviews are always appreciated.
      Hehehe

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Chapter 1: Springtime for Covfefe

    • Jim Johnson

      Is this a new genre: Trump Porn?

    • baconzgood

      Sure is a lot of pages to say “bat shit insane”

    • Historicat

      Put that on the shelf right next to If I Did It.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Does Newt ever go on the teevee when he doesn’t have something to shill?

  • Oneofthebobs

    This is the kind of thing that happens when you go to a softball game unarmed. It’s just irresponsible.

  • Crystalclear12

    Just scorpions doing what scorpions do.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • House0fTheBlueLights

      This is my surprised face.

    • Joe Beese

      Lobbyist for Russian interests says he attended dinners hosted by Sessions

      Richard Burt contradicts Jeff Sessions’ testimony that he didn’t believe he had contacts with lobbyists working for Russian interests during Trump’s campaign

      • Joe Beese

        Burt, who previously served on the advisory board of Alfa Capital Partners, a private equity fund where Russia’s Alfa Bank was an investor and last year was lobbying on behalf of a pipeline company that is now controlled by Gazprom…

        Where have we heard these names before? Hmm…

        The FBI is examining why a computer server for a Russian bank led by oligarchs with close ties to Russian President Vladimir Putin had a disproportionate interest in reaching a server used by the Trump Organization during the US presidential campaign.

        CNN reported on Thursday that last summer a computer server owned by the Russia-based Alfa Bank “repeatedly looked up the contact information for a computer server being used by the Trump Organization — far more than other companies did, representing 80% of all lookups to the Trump server.”

        http://www.businessinsider.com/fbi-alfa-bank-trump-organization-servers-2017-3

        On paper, Christopher Wray appears to be an excellent choice to serve as the next FBI director. … The most troubling issue that Wray may face is the fact that his law firm — King & Spalding — represents Rosneft and Gazprom, two of Russia’s largest state-controlled oil companies.

        https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/06/08/trump-new-fbi-director-chris-wray-russian-ties-rosneft-gazprom-column/102603214/

      • tomamitai

        Ah, but how can you prove that Sessions didn’t “believe” that he hadn’t had contacts?

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      See? Like I said, Putin’s owners know nothing about American politics. Surprising really, you’d think KGB would be more up to speed. Probably he didnt think it was a good idea to say “no” when they told him to do something about sanctions.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Blimey.

    • OddMan

      Thanks for the link. Interesting story, former ambassador to Germany under Reagan who is a long time lobbyist for Russia says he met with Sessions more than once.
      And McCain asked Session this very question, had Sessions “any contacts with any representative, including any American lobbyist or agent of any Russian company” during the 2016 campaign, Sessions said he did not.”

      That seems to be a big deal, former Ambassadors, even those lobbying for Russia tend to be reputable.
      Sessions lied to the Senate. Period.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “An attack on all of us is misdirected. It should be just be an attack on those immigrant-loving, gay abortion-having, commie traitors across the aisle.”
    — Steve King

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Every year I say stupider shit, but I still get air time. Honest, I’m just trying to reach bottom.”
    — Newt Gingrich

    • Jamoche

      There’s no bottom. It’s McConnells all the way down.

  • La forza del resistino

    Newt Gingrich, milking his fame longer than the ‘Cats’ production.

    • wait! what?

      Now he just milks Donald

      • La forza del resistino

        Hope he has techniques to deal with Donald’s current obstruction problems.

      • JoeChristmas

        Newt the Fluffer.

      • Yr. Gma

        Ew.

  • el_donaldo

    that’s how Newt makes the money, honey – 10 to 1 he had a direct mail fundraising plea out an hour after they ID’ed the gunman.

  • Joe Beese
    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      He’s getting right up there with His Fraudulency in terms of self-contradictions.

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      Now THAT’S a PIVOT!! How the hell can he spin that amount of blubber 180° so fast?

      • Joe Beese

        Though it wasn’t really fair of me to dredge up the ancient history of 29 days ago.

        • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

          You damn libruls are SO unfair!

        • Nockular cavity

          You murdered him, by quoting him.

      • natoslug

        I’m more amazed at being able to fully stop at 180° rather than continuing to spin at least 720°, then toppling over.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        More butter than an entire season of Paula Deen cooking shows… the real question is, how long until he stops?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am a fatass. I am full of multitudes.”
      — Newt Gingrich misquotes Emerson

      • Oblios_Cap

        “I am legion!”

        • therblig

          “I am lesion”

      • Little Lulu Ω

        Wait, he’s misquoting Walt Whitman: “Do I contradict myself? / Very well then … I contradict myself. I am full of contradictions.” I read this in college and have used it in my own defense ever since.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          My mistake. Thanks, Obama. :-)

        • Monadnock77

          Emerson said, ” A petty consistency is the hobgoblin of a little mind.” Or something like that.

          • Little Lulu Ω

            Foolish consistency, if I recall. Thanks for picking probably the only two quotes from them that I know.

          • Little Lulu Ω

            I just realized you’d migrated from CK to Wonkette! I hope you’ll continue to hang out here.

      • Little Lulu Ω

        Though Whitman did love Emerson. Maybe Whitman’s misquoting Emerson!

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Nice Ambassadorship your wife has. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.

    • Uncle Mark

      Is anyone REALLY that surprised? He’s as fickle with his wives as he is with the truth

  • Mr. Blobfish

    My Stars!

  • kindness

    Thank goodness Wonkette thinks they should fuck themselves. I couldn’t fuck any of them no matter how inebriated I was. Whew! Dodged that bullet. Thanks Wonkette!

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    My response to those who are demanding civility while continuing to be uncivil little pissants:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/197fc6da55cd6da87d2c6d530681d3ba52352ca651aa2de25eced024eae5a51d.jpg

  • Ωbjectifier

    “dumbest motherfucker at Fox News,”
    It’s one thing to earn the title. Hanging on to it is another matter, they have a derp bench at Fox.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “It’s easier since they made Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocy stop competing. It just wasn’t fair otherwise.”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I don’t need Megyn Kelly’s help to put stupid, hateful shit out there.”
    — Sean Hannity

  • Bill D. Burger

    Democrats, liberals and progressives have been described by the right-wing media using “eliminationist” language such as evil parasites who should be expunged from American society. Such sentiments were echoed by Uday Eric Trump, who said in a recent interview that those who seek to block his father’s agenda were “not even people.” During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump described both Muslims and Latin American immigrants as “snakes.”
    The goddamned right-wing echo chamber has also been filled with threats of gun violence…. against former President Barack Obama in particular and Democrats or liberals in general.
    So, fuck these hypocritical motherfuckers with a pitchfork…..and sideways.
    Wheeew…that felt good.

    • tomamitai

      Didn’t Donnie say the “second amendment people” would have something to say if he lost the election and Hillary got to pick Justices for the Supreme Court? Gee, I wonder what he meant by that?

      • Pisto75666

        “Locker room talk”

      • cmd resistor

        That they would be writing scholarly law review articles about the constitutional implications of the second amendment.

    • OddMan

      Coming here and trying to write decent rant about trump is one of the small pleasures left. Another is reading a good one.

  • elviouslyqueer
  • Bill D. Burger

    The tragic shooting in Alexandria has offered these GOP fuckers simply another chance to obey their old political edict, one perfected by their Dear Orange Leader: Whatever you are guilty of, accuse the other side of being worse.

  • JoeChristmas

    The Democrats are the party against gun violence and not for silencers and Armor piercing bullets.
    They should hold another all night vigil against gun violence. Do you still remember when Ryan turned out the lights??
    They lie and project just like their swindler leader.

    • BosGrl

      You’re right – they should. Let’s see the GOP turn out the lights now.

      • wait! what?

        Well, sadly, with the Republican party the lights are out AND nobody’s home.

  • Jim Johnson

    Surprised to hear truth from that mouth-hole, but well said, Creepy Hannity, well said:

    Republicans are racist and sexist and misogynistic and Islamophobic and homophobic and xenophobic …

  • Master Contrail Program

    If they keep asking for Newt’s opinions on things he’s going to get a swelled head.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The only time I ever felt sorry for Newt Gingrich was when I heard his step father tell the story of how they had to special order a helmet big enough for him so he could play high school football. It didn’t last.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      How would you tell?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Dear white loners with mental illness. Please watch where you point those things.”
    — Your Republican Party

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Point them at uppity women like Gabby Giffords and Kamala Harris, please.”

  • Persistent Demme

    Our on-going resistance and global disapproval of Trumpy-boy means that we don’t buy into their nightmare delusions.
    This bothers them.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Let’s face it, Newt. If history remembers you at all, it’s going to be as an adulterous, bilious, self-aggrandizing asshole.

    • tomamitai

      Bilious libelz!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

      • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

        Asshole libelzzz!!1

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      History is going to have a difficult time scraping ‘ol Newt off the sole of its shoe.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Wait, didn’t he run for something once?

  • Mavenmaven

    Shorter Hannity: Those Jews led by Soros are Nazi-ing him.

  • Le Covfefe Royal

    Do the republicans even know that there was also a deadly workplace shooting yesterday in San Francisco? I guess they can’t be bothered to care about four dead Americans.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They only care about wounded and frightened Rethuglicans or their relatives.

    • Nockular cavity

      In BENGHAZI??? Of course!

      Oh, you meant at home? No, fuck them. Lol San Francisco values!

    • Oblios_Cap

      and Brooklyn, I think.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      or the one last week.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      That’s different because of things.

  • jesuswasablack

    I watched as much as I could stomach of Hannity last night (about 2 minutes total), it was something, four or five congress-critters sitting outside listening to Hannity play the victim card (so much for all that unity shit), they all just sat and nodded their heads. It was some of the worse acting by Hannity I’ve ever seen, what a fuckstick!
    https://image.cagle.com/125545/373/125545.png

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Maybe Hannity can scare enough of his sofa-bound haters to get them to move out of the country for fear. But where would they go? Mexico? France? Germany? Turkey? Qutar? Korea? Vietnam? Africa? It’s not so easy, is it…..

  • Villago Delenda Est

    May I just say that I fully support this sentiment by Yr Wonkette, and I would add the sniveling little shit Chris Collins to the list.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      That’s my representative and I endorse this resolution.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    King could have really stuck the landing if he included Holder and Sharpton.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      It’s BINGO!

      • tomamitai

        “Alinsky” is still the free square, right?

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Always and forever, amen!

  • Crystalclear12

    Just a minute, let me find my clutching pearls and church fan.

    Ok., here we go.

    My goodness!

  • Relativicus

    I hope it’s okay that I neither watched the videos nor read the block quotes because I’m not going back to do either.

  • baconzgood

    “Republicans are racist and sexist and misogynistic and Islamophobic and homophobic and xenophobic.”

    No. But you are Sean.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      #NotAllRepublicans. #ButMOSTofThem.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Seems to be a pretty common theme. See Rey, Estevan, for just ONE example.

    • TJ Barke

      Most of the ones I’ve met are…

  • Indivisible Snark Tank

    When is Stephen King the novelist going to sue that jackass for defamation of character and ruining his name?

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Whenever I see Lumpy, I am reminded of Al Franken’s description of him as an “angry Irish ape.”

  • ManchuCandidate

    They uncaged the angry Tiger and are upset that it finally clawed their side? The rage they uncaged is an unguided weapon that is going to consume all of us.

    What a bunch of fucking snowflakes.

  • Me not sure

    Apart from the pack of fart-ports that occupy talk radio and the jibber-jabberers at Fox News, Newt Gingrich is the person more responsible for the divisive coarsening of American politics than any other person. Trump is no more than Newtie’s turd baby.

    • ManchuCandidate

      Should have flushed that turd baby.

      • Me not sure

        Floater.

    • wait! what?

      Apple libelz!

      Every port they make is a fart-port.

    • Suttree

      Frank Luntz libelz!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Turd and baby libelz?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    The intensity on the right is very real, whether it is … a so-called POTUS obstructing an investigation into Russian hacking, or right here in New York City, a deadbeat billionaire that questions the president’s birthplace, or it’s Republican leading national politicians who are so obsequious they … have to defend treason …

    /fixed
    /FFS

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Newt Gingrich eats at Lil’ Bits

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc

    • wait! what?

      …tiny pie..

    • tomamitai

      God damn it, now I’m trying to remember the name of the writer who penned an apparent homage to his lover using “your tiny –” as a recurring phrase, ending with what the kids today would call a sick burn as he “praises” her tiny mind. The googles ain’t helping me today with this one, so I appeal to my fellow Wonketteers who can remember more of their high school literature classes than I can.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I dreamed I lived in a world where no blondes would ever work for Faux News again…

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    Hannity needs his pussy grabbed.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Good luck finding any volunteers {{shudder}}

    • Suttree

      He might like it. So nope.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Sec. Clinton’s ‘Emailghazeeeeeeee’ stood out against the avalanche of fraud, lies, corruption, collusion and obstruction coming hourly from the Trump campaign because it was rare. The same is true here: The sooting in Alexandria was rare coming from someone on the left….and against decades of violence on the right. Trump’s 2016 campaign and subsequent election triggered a record increase in hate crimes and other violence against Muslims, people of color and Jews in the United States. White right-wing domestic terrorists have killed hundreds of Americans since 2007 and the Anti-Defamation League and SPLC have documented them extensively.

    The FBI and other law enforcement agencies have repeatedly shown that right-wing domestic terrorism and organizations such as the sovereign citizens movement and other militia groups represent a persistent and dangerous threat to public safety in the United States.

    In the months since Trump’s inauguration, for instance, white supremacists have killed African-Americans in multiple attacks across the country. In late May a white supremacist in Portland, Oregon, also killed two white men (and severely injured a third) who came to the defense of two young women of color whom he perceived as Muslim and was verbally assaulting and threatening on a commuter train.
    Again, fuck these hypocritical bastards. And damn especially the three POS highlighted above.

    • commatoes

      But they vote GOP!

      Aw hell I need a drink!

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Rep. Steve King is such a stupid asshole that other Republican Congresscritters notice. Well, except for Louie Gohmert…

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      And they both get re-elected. As long as it keeps working, they’ll keep doing it.

  • John Iwaniszek

    exquisitely anal oriented post, Evan. Kudos.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “I do want to put some of this at the feet of Barack Obama”

    I expected them to blame Obama for the economic implosion that will happen in a year or two as a result of Donald’s return to W’s economic policies, but Jesus…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c7ab356cb376ab7dc924f556b3c3d87ab7d1059b9b33b98be15960da105559c9.jpg

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Remember “lock her up”? [Trump, Flynn]
    Remember “kill the bitch”? [Trump supporters]
    Remember Obama should be “be tried for treason & hung”? [Ted Nugent]
    Remember Hillary should be “be tried for treason & hung”? [Ted Nugent]
    Remember “Second Amendment people may have to defend Constitution” [Trump]

    Despite this, or because of it, Trump “won” in 2016.

    • beingreleased

      Civil discussion of economic insecurity during the Obama administration:
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/16b56db01e7bb3481741972f91ef0291185f25829562f812d423633c38956549.png

      • nightmoth

        I hate these fuckers.

      • MinneMary

        Still makes me sick to my stomach.
        But yeah, liberals are responsible for all the hateful rhetoric.
        Fuck them all. There is no reasoning with these vile excuses for human beings

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I had somehow never seen any of those until now.

    • cmd resistor

      Then there was that nice kid (age 10?) who was heard to yell “Take the bitch down” at a Trump rally.

  • BigCSouthside

    Republicans: do awful shit, say awful shit, while labeling libs as traitors for 30 years

    Democrats: “hey, um…those dudes over there are doing awful shit”

    Republicans: “how dare you! You commie traitor anti-America losers! You need to tone down your rhetoric!”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Suttree

      Is now the proper time to talk about guns?

      • clubseal

        Only if you’re talking about how we need more.

    • 3FingerPete

      It’s like Radical Islamic Terror. You must use the exact verbiage or you are worse than Hitler.

    • Dom Saunders

      We are NOT on the same team. I’m not here for this “unity” bullshit. This happened precisely because we’ll never be unified as long as we have inept politicians stabbing their own constituents in the back, treating us with contempt.

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        I think I _like_ you, sir.

  • Master Contrail Program

    And down in Who Valley
    all were heard to say
    that the Gingrich’s gallbladder grew three sizes that day.

    Or pehaps it was the amygdala?

    • mardam422

      All the men in my family have an enormous amygdala. But we all have a small hippocampus.

  • TJ Barke

    Adulterers have exactly zero business appealing to decency…

    • Suttree

      That is what I do not understand. Anyone interviewing him should ask questions when he makes the pathetic attempt of an appeal to decency.

  • jesuswasablack

    “especially Soros-Clinton groups that attack conservatives for everything they can say”

    Yeah I saw part, I had to turn the channel, then I went back and it was all: :Deep State, Obama’s surveillance state, Deep State, witch Hunt, blah, blah, blah! Who can sit and watch that shit for more than 30 seconds?
    http://www.newscorpse.com/Pix/FoxNews/go-fox-yourself-seniors.jpg

  • PubOption

    I understand that Gingrich was in favor of the Muslim ban. In that respect, Donnie has the ‘aye’ of Newt.

    • clubseal

      Not sure if should upvote or hiss.

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance
    • tomamitai

      Well now, that’s just rhetorical hyperbole, uh say, uh say, harumph! No honorable member of the party of Jefferson Dav–er, Lincoln, would EVAR stoop to political violence!

    • Gussie Jives

      Nah, it’s only tyranny if white people are mildly inconvenienced.

    • Dom Saunders

      Saving this in case I need to pull receipts. This is great.

  • rocktonsam

    kindly go fuck themselves please

  • mardam422

    Can I tell Hannity to go fuck himself again?

    • everstar

      I only stop to breathe, myself.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Same tactic Republicans use at Planned Parenthood Clinics.

    GOP/Bagger protester at teenage girl entering: “Don’t kill your baby. You slut. You murdering whore. That baby didn’t do nothing. You’ll burn in hell. You’ll be damned for all time…blah, blah, blah.”

    Girl: “That’s not very Christian of you.”

    Protesters: “You’re Christian bashing…..you’re Christian bashing. You hate Christians. You’re evil, mean and filled with hate and rage. Damn you. Shame on you. You’ve turned your back on God….”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Those foul people worship Mammon and/or Moloch. Jesus tossed their asses out of the Temple, and was talking specifically about them in Matthew 6:5.

    • Suttree

      I always interpret anyone saying “I’m a Christian” as “I’m an asshole, because reasons”.

      • Predisenting Ron

        As with being a genius, if you have to tell people you are one, you ain’t.

  • I was out in Western Iowa a week ago taking care of Very Sick Mom. Very Sick Mom lives about ten miles away from ole’ Steve King (R-Skullduggery). When I found out how close I was I told Very Sick Mom’s husband I was going to take a break and go do some protesting in front of Steve King’s place to lift my spirits.

    His reply, “He can handle himself, he’ll just shoot you.”

    • When Republicans reach for their dicks to “handle themselves”, people often end up murdered. Honest mistake. 😉

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Haven’t read fairy tales in a while, but doesn’t something bad always happen to elves that constantly lie, lie, lie?

      • Dudleydidwrong

        I understand that elves that lie become trolls that live under bridges. In refrigerator boxes. Also too, their ears grow real big and ugly.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      There’s only one way the GOP can properly respond to this: Demand Kamala Harris be quiet.

    • miss_grundy

      I am going to give up reading American newspapers and just read The Guardian online.

  • BigCSouthside

    What’s even more maddening is bothsiderism. In the divisive rhetoric department, it’s not even close

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Broderism is a deadly cancer on our polity.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “[Obama] contributed mightily to dividing us.”

    Republicans spent eight (now nine) years saying this about Obama, but I can’t figure out why. Is it because he tried to more inclusive which the snowflakes on the right saw as divisive? Anybody? Anybody?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Blah. Automatically divisive for melanin surplus.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Those blah people, amirite?

    • BigCSouthside

      It’s because he actually acknowledged uncomfortable truths about our society that straight white men have been sweeping under the rug since 1776

    • arglebargle

      Gay marriage throat cramming, the monster.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Because black man, obvs.

    • clubseal

      Black man in power is black.

    • commatoes

      Blacktracking™

    • miss_grundy

      Nah, because the words coming out of his mouth were from a black person.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Whenever I see three stooges like this, I think, which one is Moe. But they are all Moes. Maybe Sean Vanity is Moe, Newt Gangrene is Abbot, and King is, I don’t know, some really mean version of Larry?

    • Rags

      Sean is shemp. Newt is Joe. King is Curly Joe. All second banana stooges.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        He’s like Shemp in The Bank Dick. Without the Bank part.

  • Wild Cat

    “It’s well known King is a master at self-fucking, having stuffed as many as 17 unlubricated corncobs up his anus at an Iowa State Fair last month. Gingrich is famous for never having carnal relations with the woman he marries, so he has much experience at self-fucking, especially to Civil War-based porn videos. Hannity was long suspected of being a self-fucker; rumors circulated that he once blew an overcooked cabbage while sticking an entire 19-lb. corned beef up his ass, but this was proven untrue, as Jeff Gannon Guckert reports that the Fox News host is impotent, leaving him to simply fuck over the more-intelligent citizens of his nation with his eliminationist blather . . . ”

    —SPLC, “Report on Right-Wing Sociopaths,” 7 April 2016, 23-4.

    • arglebargle

      It’s true, I read it on the interwebs.

      • Wild Cat

        Lynx or it’s not true!

  • WotsAllThisThen

    This would be a good time for these three to send liberals a very clear message that the 2nd Amendment is not intended to be used against the government. Perhaps Republicans in Congress could draft legislation to that effect and ask Democrats to sign on.

    • commatoes

      NOPE. GOP orthodoxy sez it’s to pertect us from the jack booted thugs o’ the guberment.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • commatoes

      A proud patriot exercising his 1st. and 2nd. Ammend. rights.

      note: He can only count to two cos o’ that experiment in makin’ boom stick in high school. And since it put him back, he only skims the wordin’ or relies on other people for what it’s sayin’.

  • Ilgattomorte

    We Liberals need to take responsibility for at least part of the discord in this country. I mean just because a group of people try to take away our heathcare, in secret, with no regard to our life or needs, does that make them bad people?

    Just because they want to take away part of our meager earnings and give that money to the wealthiest people in the country, who probably don’t need it anyway, does that make them evil?

    Ask yourself. Just because these same people seem to want to dump chemicals, poisons and industrial waste into our water supply to curry favor from the rich and powerful, do they deserve our scorn? (They would probably only poison a fairly low percentage of us anyway).

    We need to take a hard look at ourselves and ask, “Just because some people hurt us with their actions, show complete disregard for us and do so for seemingly completely selfish reasons, does that make them really bad … you know, deep down inside … where it really counts?”

    I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling a real Kumbaya moment here.

    • Jamoche

      It’s not like they’ve got skulls on their uniforms, right?

    • javadavis

      Oh, yeah, surely they are honorable men.

      • Ilgattomorte

        Watch it with that Shakespeare stuff. You want to start a riot?
        Careful. Your Hamlet might be loaded.

        • javadavis

          Start a riot? Um, wait, let me think – [with votes, without votes]
          Let me get back to you on that.
          On another note, it’s sort of nice to get away from that Jonathan Swift thing for a minute. It’s always there in the background you know.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          When I hear the word “gun” I reach for my culture.

      • commatoes

        Said with equal sincerity.

    • Dom Saunders
  • In Steve King’s defense, according to the Wiki’s census data his home town has gone from 95.7% white in 2000 to 91.4% white in 2010.

    No wonder he feels his “way of life” is under threat.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      His wife’s paramours probably account for a full 1% of that change.

    • 3FingerPete

      White genocide. Give a hoot, people!

    • commatoes

      Evidently his Dem challenger was getting death threats.

      • Not surprising given what I saw out there. Some very ill informed folks in the farmlands in those parts.

        • commatoes

          Ethanol subsidies aren’t welfare?

    • miss_grundy

      I guess everyone in his district are “math-averse”. Since the white population is still the majority……

  • whitroth

    So, with the reaction – I see California Dems are getting calls threatening “you’re next”… so, I take it that the ammosexuals and Reptilians are ok with us going back in time, and start threatening them and shooting them after the right-wing terrorist shot Rep. Gabby Giffords?

    Oh, no, of course snot…..

  • clubseal

    “He contributed mightily to dividing us.”
    This narrative is probably my least favorite. Nobody forced anyone to be “divided.” It’s a fucking choice.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      And he’s an elected representative rather than an over the hill grifter or professional moron like the other two.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      You’re dividing us by saying that! {swoons, falls in two pieces}.

    • SomeBigRedDog

      YOU NOT AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING I SAY IS DIVIDING US!!!!1!

    • SnarkON

      Not to mention that Obama didn’t do a thing to divide us. However, his election certainly divided the racists from the non-racists. I don’t see how the wingnuts can blame Obama for the fact that people are racist.

      • clubseal

        Right? “Suddenly, it’s very clear to our friends and family that we’re at least a little bit racist! Thanks, Obama!11!!”

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        “Look what you made us do!”

  • 3FingerPete

    Ima let you finish, Sean Hannity is the biggest rat-rectumed Trump fluffer on Fox News but Brian Kilmeade is the reigning dumbest motherfucker on Fox News.

  • BigCSouthside

    They held a mock trial of the 2016 democratic candidate with verdict by crowd affirmation straight Salem Witch Trials style, and we are the fuckin problem?

  • Courser_Resistance

    We only call Republicans racist and sexist and misogynistic and Islamophobic and homophobic and xenophobic because you ARE ALL THOSE THINGS!

    Also too, you hate everyone who isn’t old, white & male.

  • rosenbomb

    Hannity the human buttplug! That was wonderful.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      That’s an insult to both humans and buttplugs, both of whom manage to live together in harmony.

      • Rags

        We are rapidly running out of things to compare these folks to without committing libelz.

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        Except for the first few minutes.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      He looks like a thumb. SNL got that right.

  • DainBramage

    The a-holes who keep sending Deplorable Bigot™️ Steve King back to Congress really need to fuck off too.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I don’t condone death threats. In fact, maybe it’s death threats from his goons that keeps opponents from running against?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Can we invite Randy Paul to fuck himself, too, for not distancing himself from this tweet while, lordy-mama, Bernie better distance himself from that shooter, even though he never told him to “water” any fucking “trees”?
    https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/746022114042478592

    • whitroth

      Um, didn’t you see the headlines about his speech doing just that within hours of the shooting yesterday?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        What is this reading thing of which you speak?

    • miss_grundy

      And that is the problem right there. Also, why does anyone need an automatic or semi-automatic weapon to go hunting. What? They don’t make Remington hunting rifles anymore?

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    “Republicans want dirty air and dirty
    water, oh and Paul Ryan lookalikes throwing granny over the cliff, and
    Republicans are racist and sexist and misogynistic and Islamophobic and
    homophobic and xenophobic …”

    But isn’t that all true?

    This shit is why I have not been on FB since yesterday afternoon. Trolls are having a field day with this shit and many of them are saying the only thing wrong with the mass shooting was that Hillary Clinton was not one of the victims.

    If anything contributes to the destruction of civility in political discussion, it is this shit. I’d also caution King about being so quick to accuse anyone of not denouncing something, considering how silent he’s been about one of his biggest fans and frequent retweeter, David Duke.

    • miss_grundy

      That’s why I am going to divorce myself from FB and just post to my church’s FB page to remind people who follow the church on happenings. I’m tired of dealing with sexist, misogynist trolls and dumb-ass Republicans.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        I just learned that I can do that as well. The only things I will use FB for from now on are updates on Movie trailers and contact with my friends and family. I want to read news, I will go to WAPO or Reuters or, well, here and look for the direct links. I a not even going to Wonkette from the FB page anymore. It’s just not worth dealing with all the bullshit.

  • SnarkON

    Shorter: Old white man shoots at old white man; other old white men mad.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Shorter: Old white man shoots at old white man; other old white men mad, blame it on black man.

      • SnarkON

        Bravo!

  • jaspersdad

    All of these assholes…

    https://youtu.be/__qSe1b_ukM

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      New favorite clip.

    • puredog

      Hard to believe, but Tom Cruise (those who didn’t know already will be amazed).

    • Ren Chant

      well. not a huge fan, but this is some quality work.

  • William

    Suddenly the right wants civility. Behold the civility of one of Trumps oval office guests. See if anyone can guess the identity of this trouser shitting patriot. https://youtu.be/tNLmi0_216g

    • “Civility, submission, it means the same thing right?”

  • cmd resistor

    Since I can’t decide which of these 3 wins the award for most despicable, they will have to share the trophy.

  • Wookie Monster

    Is there any day when Gingrich, King, and Hannity should NOT go fuck themselves?

    • whitroth

      Thanks sooo much. Now I’m hearing them in a circle jerk… which actually sounds like a good description….

      • miss_grundy

        If only………

    • Mehmeisterjr

      What day ends with X?

  • It’s not heated rhetoric which led to those shootings, it’s a firearms policy which allowed a scrote with a history of domestic violence to keep his guns… and we all know which party supports that policy.

    Republicans built this world and, tough shit, yesterday showed that they, too, have to live in it. Now, when’s their new hearing about legalizing silencers?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      All of what you said and add making it easier for people with mental health issues to legally buy firearms and absolutely no mental or behavioral health services.

      • miss_grundy

        And Scalise wanted to loosen restrictions on the interstate purchase of guns. Is this when we quote the Bible: “Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.”?

        • nightmoth

          All the chickens come home to roost.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bullets really hurt me!

    • miss_grundy

      They had it already and went to some fancy-schmancy gun range to try them out.

  • Notreelyhelping

    So if demonizing the opposition leads to violence, these guys will be moderating their own? Right?

    Right.

  • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

    My very white, very privileged, very wealthy, very politically connected republican cousin had the almighty cheek to refer to this shooting as a “hate crime.” When I found my lower jaw (it had fallen off and rolled down a steep incline), I referred him to some actual hate crimes that he might not have heard about. Like the Charleston church massacre. Or the Isla Vista killings. Rich white guys playing ball? Not so much.

    • whitroth

      So, what did he call the assassination attempt on Rep. Gabby Giffords?

      • Old town Urbandale

        Watering the tree of liberty?

        • Ren Chant

          yeah, gabby giffords, tyrant.

      • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

        Funny thing about that…

      • puredog

        Good ol’ Second Amendment remedy?

    • Dom Saunders

      Um, the Pulse shooting in Orlando? Also a hate crime.

      • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

        I mentioned that one also, and several others. Ears, they are deaf.

        • miss_grundy

          Brains, they are stupid. I’m sorry you have that guy as a blood relative.

  • Goposaur

    90% of what Lumpy spews is boilerplate. The only way you can tell its from a different show is when he regurgitates a new word or phrase – “unmasking”, “deep-state”, “Benghaaaazi”.

    God, what a dumb, hateful, propagandizing motherfucker.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “He focused on our differences rather than our things that unify us.”

    RECOGNIZING our differences is part of how we unite…fuck Steve King.

    • miss_grundy

      Most of the speeches that Bamz ever gave had to do with the things that we had in common or to which we aspired. So, fuck you Republicans. You have been feeding your hatred to the American population since Nixon was in office.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        But he said them while black. He should have known how hard that would be for these guys; nonetheless, he persisted.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Yup. Fuck them motherfuckers. All three of them.

    • whitroth

      No, no, no. Unfuck ’em. No fucks for any of ’em, ever again.

      • Old town Urbandale

        Steve King’s district is mostly rural. His constituents would need to start locking up their ewes and heifers if there’s no fucks for him ever again.

        • whitroth

          “I’m from Utah, where men are men, and the sheep are scared. I’m from Utah, where the only way you get virgin wool is from sheep that can outrun the Mormons and the Republicans.” – the late, wonderful U. Utah Phillips

      • Incoming Ham

        Fuck them with a rusty chainsaw perhaps.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    “Republicans want dirty air and dirty water, oh and Paul Ryan lookalikes throwing granny over the cliff, and Republicans are racist and sexist and misogynistic and Islamophobic and homophobic and xenophobic”

    That’s called reality Sean – look it into it.

  • ken_kukec

    “Sean Hannity .. who holds the title of ‘dumbest motherfucker at Fox News’ …”

    Which, perforce, puts him in the final heat for the title of “dumbest motherfucker in the history of broadcasting, ever.”

    • susan_g

      Dumbest mf at Fox–no contest but there is some fierce competition for dumbest mf in the history of broadcasting. I can’t see Sean topping O’Reilly, Breitbart, or Beck, just for openers.

      • ken_kukec

        All I’m saying is that he makes the medal round, not that he’s the dumbest-most ever. He has some fierce competition there. But Sean has some dumb days ahead of him, too. Don’t write him off yet; he’s not done dumbing by a damn sight.

      • bettycat

        I respectfully disagree. Doocey is clearly dumber than Hannity and I’ll fight any man who disagrees.

        • ken_kukec

          Yeah, for pure obtuseness, Doocey’s can’t be beat. Hannity’s dumb in a smarter and worse way.

      • miss_grundy

        Both O’Reilly and Hannity are from Queens, I wonder if it was something in the water or the neighborhoods in which they grew up?

        • ken_kukec

          You mean the same aqueduct water that makes the bagels so good, makes them so dumb?

          • miss_grundy

            Perhaps…..

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        O’Reilly is a fucking asshole, but not nearly as dumb as Hannity.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      In historical terms, Hannity has many rivals.

      Walter Winchell comes to mind as a strong competitor.

      Father Coughlin, too.

      Although I think nobody will ever quite top Lord Haw Haw, aka William Joyce.

      His final broadcast from Nazi Germany, drunk and incoherent, still sets the standard:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QKX71RXZWI

      I fear that Hannity will lose the modern record to Donald Trump himself.

    • SeeTrain65

      “… and that, I might add, is up against some pretty stiff competition.” – Rowan Atkinson, Black Adder The Third

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Sorry, but when you try to conflate verbal “attacks” on your policies and stances with this literal attack, you’re not fooling anyone*. We can see you doing it, fuckballs. Your “sleight of hand” is total shit.

    One is WORDS, the other is VIOLENCE. Do you even know the difference? If I yell angry hateful cusswords at you, you do not need to go to the hospital.

    Or do you? Fuckin’ scared weakass snowflakes. “I need a transfusion! I’ve lost 30 liters of essential tears1!!!”

    We can see you doing this, Sean Hannity, Steve King, and Newt Gingrich. It’s not even subtle. And pointing at “them over there” as the “real dividers” isn’t even going to give you cover for any subsequent incitement to violence perpetrated by your stable of cultist rubes. You’re terrified, and it shows.

    Shut the fuck up and get a hold of yourselves. It’s unseemly.

    * Except credulous dipshits who hang on your every fucking word like a cultist awaiting their marching orders.

  • Gussie Jives

    *Sigh* Anybody else tired of the sanctimonious fainting couch bullshit and righteous indignation these chucklenuts play whenever they get called the flavour of bigot they clearly are?

    Yes, Steve King, you are a RACIST. Big R. Small a, small c, small i, small s, small t, period. Donald J. Trump, you are also a RACIST. And a SEXIST. And a MISOGYNIST. And a HOMOPHOBE. And a TRANSPHOBE. And an ISLAMOPHOBE. And any of the Republican ballbags who support that party’s racist, sexist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic and xenophobic agenda are just as culpable. Don’t like hearing it? There’s a simple solution: leave the Republican party, admit you were wrong to support it in the first place, and commit yourself to ameliorating the damage done to the fabric of American society by the orange-tinted personification of white male aggrievement.

  • hanadora444

    Well, I suppose partial blame goes to Obama. After all, if he had really confiscated everybody’s guns like he was supposed to, this Hodgkinson wouldn’t have had a gun to shoot Scalise with!

    • phoenix00

      See?! Sometimes the wingnuts actually make sense!!

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Who said : “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters” ?
    A) Barack Obama
    B) Donald Trump
    C) Vladimir Putin
    D) Ted Nugent

    • Dom Saunders

      B) Donald Trump, but D) Ted Nugent is okay with it and C) Putin is sitting back sipping his vodka watching the fuckery he (allegedly) helped enable unfold.

      • Putin did have an opposition leader shot dead on the street outside of the Kremlin. I think that qualifies as shooting someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue in an analogous sort of way, don’t you?

  • Bitter Scribe

    No. No. No.

    You do NOT get to preen and snigger for years on end about “Second Amendment remedies” and “refreshing the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants,” and then milk a tragedy like this one for every ounce of political advantage you can wring. You do NOT get to block reasonable restrictions on gun sales by whipping up hysteria for years, for decades on end, and then paint yourselves as the most tragic victims in American history. You do NOT get to encourage mouthbreathers whose brains are in their flabby asses to do their grocery shopping with AK-47s, and then act outraged over an act of gun violence that targets your own. You do NOT get to blandly accept the slaughter of schoolchildren, offering “thoughts and prayers” while winking at the obscenity of Alex Jones, and then complain about “vulgarity.” You do NOT get to demonize your opponents as filthy un-American traitors and then complain about how political polarization leads to violence.

    You want to know who’s responsible for the ball field attack? Look in the fucking mirror.

  • commatoes

    So Obama being hung in effigy

    https://www.google.ca/search?q=obama+hung+in+effigy&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjb0N-C3MDUAhWK64MKHfEIAjQQ_AUIBigB&biw=1280&bih=657

    Obama and Clinton being told by Ted Nugent to suck on a machine gun

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUb-NiwcmrE

    Or waving “Impeach Obama” signs and a confederate flag in front of the White House (where a f**cking black family lived)

    https://www.google.ca/search?q=confederate+flag+at+white+house&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwibkof13MDUAhVE1oMKHUPoBsoQ_AUIBigB&biw=1280&bih=657&dpr=1#imgrc=yMn22YqAVYzgHM:

    is not OK now.

    Gotcha.

    • commatoes

      I almost forgot, using that Jefferson quote over simple political disagreements

      [T]he tree of liberty
      must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots
      & tyrants.

      Is not OK?

  • Incoming Ham

    O/T not O/T: The Grand Master Troll is at it again.

    https://youtu.be/cia-AemKTcY

    • miss_grundy

      I don’t think Comey is a Commie Republican. He’s just your garden-variety Republican.

  • Dominus

    Cuss, cuss. . . infinity!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Newt is just desperate for that sweet, sweet Roman under-the-table beej action, isn’t he?

    But what if The One True Donald, Our Beloved Leader, May His Name Be Forever Blessed has screwed the pooch? And what if Mike Standing Around Pretending Not Be There Until He Becomes Our New Beloved Leader, Bannon Be Blessed also has screwed the pooch?

    And what if Pope Frank takes one look at Callista and says, ”

    No hay misiles balísticos intercontinentales en el Vaticano nunca, nunca, nunca.”

    You can see how he might be getting nervous.

  • Tj McGee Wright

    They’re all just having such a swell time being on the victims side of partisanship for once! Don’t be too sad though, nasty ass-clowns, you can go back to stirring the blood of your own critters soon, and the pre-scheduled program of right wing crazies going violent!

  • CATMAN

    Would I be incorrect calling King, Hannity and the Sleazemiester himself, Newt, members of the DERP state?

  • CATMAN

    I wonder if the Pope could retroactively undo both of Newt’s two annulments

    • miss_grundy

      Forget that! He shouldn’t accept Calista’s credentials as the U.S. ambassador to the Vatican.

    • phoenix00

      Just send him to hell. Stat.

      This from a practicing Roman Catholic.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Irresponsible, incendiary rhetoric spewing from the White House itself has raised the threat of violence in every quarter. Trump unleashed the inner demons. Did he think all the demons were on his side? His mistake is to think he can control the chaos. He’s riding the tiger.

  • lowenufc

    While sleeping on the floor of the living room (long story involving an elderly dog thought to have a stroke), I had a dream that someone was telling me NOT to sleep with Gingrich around because he rolls those that are sleeping- friends, enemies, and otherwise.
    Not so certain it was a dream.

  • miss_grundy

    These three assholes are responsible for the division in America because all three have been preaching hatred of “The Other” for a very long time. And when I mean “The Other” just pick a group that isn’t white and male.

  • nightmoth

    Also, Steve King’s Democratic opponent received so many DEATH THREATS that she dropped out of the campaign, and King’s response was to call her a liar. These three humans leave slime trails everywhere they go.

    • LadyLaz

      This is a huge problem and it needs to be on national news

  • SadDemInTex

    Scalise is in critical condition. I hope to all cosmic powers that he pulls thru.

    • LadyLaz

      Agreed

  • Bill Hardy

    I didn’t need to read their remarks. I’m fully saturated. I vote Newt as worst.

  • TundraGrifter

    The Republican Party down in Missouri is so nasty last year two candidates committed suicide. That was “blue on blue” violence. Do you think Ole Newt, King or Sheer uh “Am I uh An Idiot?” uh InSannity ever mentioned that? Of course not!

  • TundraGrifter

    Ole Newt and Frank Luntz are responsible for the GOPAC language memo that moved the GNoP into demonizing its opponents as un-American. Sheer InSannity had welfare rancher Bundy on his show and he thought his violent Occupy Nevada Movement was cool.

  • pgjack

    The “Go Fuck Yourself” to the Newt was worth another ten bucks from me. Sorry but I won’t pay for “go fuck yourselves” to guys like King and Hannity as they are an unspoken constant.

  • Poly_Ester

    What’s wrong with the Hannity picture? NO AMERICAN FLAG, not even a lapel pin the traitor!

    • Come on, he’s wearing his American flag tighty whiteys with a long dark ugly shit stain marking the bottom and large yellowing piss stain in the front like any good patriotic American would.

      You know, if we’re going to end this acrimonious political discourse that currently infects the country, we need to start being fair.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Fair as in not trying to kill people by taking away their healthcare?

        • Ding dang dumb libel bleeding-hart snowflake libel. They is gonna die anyways! Why should we waste our good red American dollars are them dying folks? What have they done to deserve it?

          (You know with craven assholes like Ryan and McConnell making up the healthcare bullshit, it is damn hard to write a properly snarcky, sarcasticky, profaney response that pushes the envelope far enough to let you know it ain’t serious. Have they no shame? How can they put good amateur satirists out of work like this? Darn them! Darn them to heck!)

    • Jukesgrrl

      It got blown off when he got waterboarded? What?! He never got waterboarded??! How is that possible? He promised!

  • Stephen Scotto

    Newt is trying to disgrace himself a second time.

    • Explody Brain

      Second time?

      Second hundredth time.

    • earring

      Second time this week?

  • empf

    Oh, these three are just sad little inept men. King is just feeding the people who voted for him, and the other two are irrelevant and know it. Glad the Fox anchors didn’t readily agree with Newt.

    And at least accept that some of this nasty rhetoric isn’t helped by the President of the United States who insists on tweeting and name calling like a mean girl. Honestly, I’m not really a hot head, but the rhetoric from POTUS makes me want to punch something (preferably him).

    • John Oliphant

      Vice President Mike Pence hired a lawyer today.

  • Nephilim

    “Democrats are nonhuman.” Eric Trump. Unity is not the objective of Trump and his diehard supporters. They feed the prejudices of ignorant Americans and keep this country from moving forward.

    • It isn’t just feeding, it is ruthlessly exploiting the fears and prejudices of their base by deliberately distorting facts otherwise known as gaslighting.

      http://wp.me/p7vabV-2hC

      • britishvoiceman

        Right – Steve KIng’s Democratic opponent was forced to drop out of the race because of death threats. She also said that the Office of Long-Term Care Ombudsman, where she works, has seen its budget cut by GOP lawmakers due to her candidacy.

        And, of course, Steve King completely failed to condemn the death threats made against his opponent – bastards, the lot of them!

        • If it weren’t so slanderous, I’d suggest that Steve King was probably making the death threats. You know, if it weren’t so slanderous to say such a thing about a sitting Congressman.

  • I guess if we can’t stop sniping until every hurt and wrong we ever felt from the other side — pretend hurt and wrong or otherwise — is avenged, then we’ll go on like other eternal enemies have.

    I feel as strongly that liberals and progressives have been wrongly maligned as the next person. I believe we have. I was outraged when the right questioned the loyalty and patriotism of the left. That in and of itself was an unfair and horrific assault. It directly undermined our democracy by undermining the loyal opposition. That’s authoritarianism and antithetical to democracy.

    Personally, I’m careful not to sling insults directly at people that I am having an exchange with. I do write a blog in which I’m pretty snarky, sarcasticky, and profaney when it comes to issues of the day much like we are here on Wonkette. But, maybe that has to stop… which would be too bad because it is so much fun. My heart beats with “but I’m RIGHT! And you’d agree with me, too, if you just understood a little better what I’m saying,” which is the basis of every argument ever had, and fundamentally not true in the least.

    Anywho, there is a blog post in there somewhere…

    • Maree Martin

      Funny, there was never any soul searching or Republicans asking for a “better tone” when Gabby Giffords had the back of her head blown off by a right wing nutjob. The fact is that rhetoric is just that…words. Rhetoric does not make some crazy fuck go out and shoot up a field of Republicans. Crazy does. If it had not been politics, this guy would have “gone postal” somewhere else about something else. I’m not giving up my First Amendment rights to prevent crazy people from using their guns. I’d rather use those rights to prevent crazy people from having guns in the first place. And to call Trump a fuckwit.

      • davidhollenshead

        And when Palin’s web site had an actual target on Gifford’s district.
        And yes, the mental case / shooter saw her web site.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    I have to admit that my first thought when I heard this was that it was weird. I mean, it was exactly what Trump needed, exactly when he needed it. A hell of a distraction from his current problems. But then I started kicking my own ass as I realized that even though that might be true, the odds on this gang of clowns thinking up any kind of conspiracy is just too far fetched. Still, it does keep people from being able to label Trump and Co. asshats for a while. Unless one actually enjoys visits from the police state…I mean state police.

    • LadyLaz

      It’s not working. See twitter melt down that confirmed he is being investigated for obstruction

    • Robert Moore

      I have to admit one of my first questions on hearing of an attack on “innocent” Republican congress persons was; “Is this a false flag?” ….

  • Celtic_Gnome

    As many cusses as I want? I don’t think I have enough bandwidth for that.

  • davidhollenshead

    Hannity, Gingrich And Steve King should go fuck each other, because you know they really want to, and besides, usually they have to pay for it…….

  • Gigglesnort

    Me to daughter: “So, Steve King is blaming Obama for the shooting of that congressman.”
    Daughter: ???!?
    Me: “”Cause he says Obama was all divisive and all.”
    Daughter: “You know, I always thought Obama was a nice, tolerant type.”
    Me: “So, should Steve King go fuck himself?”
    Daughter: “With a cactus.”

    • DainBramage

      Congrats on doing such a fine job with your daughter.

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Indeed! She was “brought up right” as we say.

      • John Thorstensen

        Cursing daughters (like the New Yorker’s “cursing mommy”) are the best.

    • phoenix00

      Smart girl.

  • pixeloid

    I despise Newt Gingrich with every fiber of my being. After the terrible years of the Reagan/Bush regimes, the US was in awful shape and I saw little hope of it improving in my lifetime. Then we got Bill Clinton who seemed to improve things a bit, but he only managed to slow the damage.
    Then we had the election of 1994 where Newt Fucking Gingrich and hard-right fascists took over Congress. That was the last straw for me: I felt the US was essentially dead and being overrun with increasingly fanatical/insane/stupid people who have nothing in common with the rest of humanity. I was on my way to Japan 6 months later. My only regret is not doing it sooner. I foolishly hoped that people would start wising up to Republican fuckery, but we all know how that turned out.
    Seeing that sick fuck Gingrich in the news again fills me with indescribable disgust and anger. He’s one of the names I directly associate with the destruction of my home country.

  • Lordpnut

    Hannity is particularly odious for inviting a “guest”(victim) to his show and immediately strawmanning the shit out of their actual position. He then shouts down the inevitable attempt to clarify, and finishes with a few questions so loaded logically and emotionally that even acknowledging the question would get you five stripes. What a dick.

    • phoenix00

      That’s his usual M.O. Nothing new.

  • freakishlypersistent

    I have to say, if comments were allowed here, that mine would be wholly unnecessary due to the fact that nothing, and I mean nothing could be added to that excellent rant.

    • mary5920

      True. It’s hard to pick out one thing, but loved this:

      Yet Steve King thinks he can blame the soaring, hopeful rhetoric of Barack Obama for what happened yesterday, just because that soaring rhetoric made Steve King’s dick shrivel downward from its usual acorn size. Whatever, asshole.

  • Delu

    These are also the same guys who support the 2nd amendment right?

    Then what happened is, like every other shooting every, a direct cost of that “freedom”.

    Freedom doesn’t exactly come for free.

  • YayConspiracy

    They should grow a spine and own the world they created: one with unrestricted gun ownership, not because it is a good, but because it pays their bills.

    They should be forced to drink their own bile.

  • phoenix00

    The moment I saw that a leftie was the one pulling the trigger and it was whitey-righties on the receiving end, I knew the first bleatings out of The Usual Suspects would be “Blame Obama”, “Liberals mean and evil”, and “Poor us, we can’t take much more of this, we must fight back twice as hard!”.

    Was. Not. Disappointed.

    But come on, where’s BillO? I’m sure he’s got his 2c.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Bill O? Working on his next book: Killing Republicans.

      • phoenix00

        He’s killed the rest of us, what’s left?

  • Holly

    Fuck ALL these motherfucking old white racist shrivel dicked entitled fuckfaced rat fucking morans that haven’t one fucking clue about fucking civil discourse (Kamala, I love you my dear).

    Here’s my sincerest wish: I hope their “trophy” wife’s are frigid and making there miserable fucking lives even more miserable.

    Am I angry? Why do you ask?

  • AJ Milne

    Fairly _on_ topic, I’d say: Dickerson’s Whistle Stop from Wednesday is on Nixon’s pardon, other stuff surrounding/the looming impeachment, some contrast with the behaviour of persons surrounding the matter then and now.

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Every damned day, Hannity demonstrates that the offspring was correct all those years ago when he characterized Ol’Sean as a human shit stain.

  • rubikcube

    Don’t forget Michael Savage and known-helium addict Mark Levin are also on Sean-Hannity’s Rachel Maddow-warpath. They all have sights set squarely on the number one rated show on cable news.
    How much would you pay to see Sean debate Rachel live on stage? The rules of course would have to be: no interrupting and no reading from giant cribbed lists of democrat evils. And for Rachel, her rules could be no three-syllable words and no kicking an unconscious opponent. Let’s get it on!!

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