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In 28 cities across the country today, tens of idiots are getting together to protest “Sharia Law.” You know, because it is totally so very likely that the United States of America will somehow adopt Sharia Law.

The protests are organized by anti-Muslim hate group Act for America, which counts among it’s board members former Trump advisors Walid Phares and Michael “Good Guy” Flynn.

One of these protests, set to take place in Arkansas, was already cancelled after it was revealed that the rally’s primary organizer was Billy Roper, a known Neo-Nazi. Whoops! Of course, that doesn’t mean that Neo-Nazis, anti-government groups and white supremacist groups are not going to show up — groups like the III Percenters, the Minnesota Minutemen, White Lives Matter and Sons of Odin have all announced they would be attending in various states, and the SPLC reports that neo-Nazi Christopher Aldean Locke will be attending the Roseville, California protest with his steel-toed boots on.

ACT’s founder Brigitte Gabriel claims that what they are protesting is Sharia Law being applied in the United States, and not just elsewhere — specifically citing female genital mutilation and honor killings. Which she for some reason thinks are totally legal here and “feminists” are fine with it, despite the fact that they are definitely not legal and no, “feminists” are not fine with that at all.

“It’s already here in America,” Gabriel told birther site World Net Daily. “We’re seeing girls being killed simply for wanting to wear makeup. Under our Constitution they deserve the same rights and protections.”

And they have them! Yeah, that is definitely illegal here and anyone who does that is going to end up in jail. Just like how Warren Jeffs is in jail for following his religion’s “requirement” that he marry a bunch of preteen girls. Just like how Christian Minister Brooke Covington may be going to jail for leading her congregation in beating a gay man half to death in order to “exorcise his demons.” Everyone here is allowed to practice their religion. No one here is allowed to break the law because of their religion. It’s all very sense-making and fair!

By the way, Sharia Law does not require Female Genital Mutilation. That is not a thing. According to Dr Ahmend Talib, Dean of the Faculty of Sharia, Al Azhar University in Cairo, “All practices of female circumcision and mutilation are crimes and have no relationship with Islam. Whether it involves the removal of the skin or the cutting of the flesh of the female genital organs…it is not an obligation in Islam.” There is also no mention of it in the Koran. The practice is also not limited to Muslims, and it’s actually practiced by Christians in some countries as well.

Female genital mutilation is a freaking horrifying thing, and it’s important that we all work together to put an end to it the world over. You know what’s really, really unhelpful in doing that? Idiots claiming that it’s part of Sharia Law and disingenuously protesting against it because they don’t like Muslims and they want to have a stupid protest against Muslims. In fact, it is the very opposite of helpful.

They’re not trying to be helpful though, they just think they’ve hit on a real clever way to be assholes with some kind of moral impunity that will prevent anyone from calling them assholes. It’s a troll. As evidenced by this statement from protest organizer/megadouche Scott Presler to World Net Daily:

If radical leftists want to hold counter protests in favor of female genital mutilations, honor killings and the death penalty for former Muslims who have left the faith, they are more than welcome to do so.

And they totally would have gotten us on that too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their blasted dog! Or, you know, the fact that we’re not stupid.

So how are the trolls doing? Well, Wonkette’s own Killer Martinis was gracious enough to take a pic for us at the protest in Southfield, Michigan!

Yep! That sure is an empty parking lot!

The Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hatewatch feed has a number of sweet pics as well:

OOH! The Proud Boys! Think they brought some milk with them to chug?

I’m sure they’ll all have a lovely time making asses out of themselves. Maybe next week they can all get together to protest unicorns or something equally non-existent!

[Southern Poverty Law Center | Washington Post]

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  • Msgr_MΩment
    • Chyron HR

      Well, now I just miss Tbogg.

    • Bobathonic

      Ask her hips – they don’t lie.

      • Msgr_MΩment
        • greyXstar

          Fucking. Morons.

          How cosmically stupid does one have to be to buy into this shit?

        • PubOption

          It looks more like Devanagari script to me.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            It does because it is. It’s certainly not Arabic. And why would anybody spend that much time decorating a doughnut?

        • Mike Hoyer

          That’s the One Ring.

          Apologies if PubOption said this already when he called it Devanagari. I’m not the biggest fan of Lord of the Rings. But I saw the movie and I’m pretty sure that’s also the answer to “Why would anyone spend that much time decorating a donut?”

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Ooooohhhhh- I missed that totally.

          • Werewolf

            Ash donut durbatulûk, ash donut gimbatul….

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Wait. They hate Shakira now? I thought it was Beyonce they hated.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    Losers, Cowards, and Assholes, to the last of them. Go Fuck Yourselves, you Pusillanimous Racist Religious Fanatics. You – *YOU!* are a far greater danger than anyone in the Muslim world.

    • Lordpnut

      I read an article by Some Guys Who Did The Math, and through the last year statistics were available (2014?) the chances of an American dying in a terrorist attack were several times less than being hit by lightning. Compared to an American in the U.S. killed by a foreign-born terrorist, you are more likely to be hit by lightning – survive it – and be struck by lightning again.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        I believe it. These cowards spend way too much time quaking about this unlikely shit. They are fear-filled Gastropods that sully the once-proud title of American Citizen with their squalling and mewling.

        • Ill-Advised

          Well, sure. It lets them avoid thinking about taking responsibility for preventing or mitigating the things that will kill them. That would require action, and also self-awareness, without the cheap joy of superiority.

  • memzilla Ω
    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Halal is like poseur Kosher.

      • redarmyzombie

        I’ve found that every religious dietary guideline is basically Kosher…

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    “In 28 cities across the country today, tens of idiots are getting together”

    Brava, Robyn. Well Played, Madame.

  • Le Covfefe Royal

    Sorry,folks. If the founding fathers wanted separation of mosque and state, they would have said so in the Constitution. So we’re going to cram some sharia down your throats.

  • Everrett Fanuelli
  • willi0000000

    get out the signs protesting Scalia Law and blend in folks.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I still get my panties in a twist over Salic Law.

      Salic Law of Succession, the rule by which, in certain sovereign dynasties, persons descended from a previous sovereign only through a woman were excluded from succession to the throne. Gradually formulated in France, the rule takes its name from the code of the Salian Franks, the Lex Salica (Salic Law).

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        I literally learn something on Teh Wonket every day.

        Ima big fan of “Downton Abbey”. It always irked me that Lady Mary couldn’t inherit the title or the property even though it was her mother’s money that kept the damned enterprise going.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    A: The Proud Boys

    Q: “I’ll take ‘Neckbeards Whom shall die as Virgins” for $2000, Alex.”

  • WomanInThePersistence
    • willi0000000

      can ten people really “throng” together or do you need more?

    • Le Covfefe Royal

      I read that as “thongs.” Leaving disappointed.

  • Anna Rompage

    Something tells me that most of these fragile snowflakes, that are so fearful of a religion that is practiced by 1% of the population, have no qualms with the 10 Commandments being displayed in a court of law, or evangelical Christins pushing to implement their own version of sharia law here in the US…

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      This. The ones that constantly spew their own religious privilege are objecting to the merest mention of any other religious privilege.

    • willi0000000

      yes. . . . they want Church Law not Sharia Law

      [ replace the title page and you don’t even have to change the page numbers ]

    • SadDemInTex

      I read that as evangelical Cretins

  • Jgb979

    “One of these protests, set to take place in Arkansas, was already cancelled after it was revealed that the rally’s primary organizer was Billy Roper, a known Neo-Nazi”

    ….in fairness wouldn’t it be more shocking if he WASNT a neo Nazi in Arkansas? (Sorry Arkansas libelz)

    What kind of self – respecting sharia lawyers would pick Arkansas of all places to set up a law? (More Ak libels)

    • Explody Brain

      The kind of Sharia lawyers who realize how close the Christian Right is to wanting to impose Sharia law of their own?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Wasn’t Billy Roper the main character in Slaughterhouse Five?

  • Michael R
    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Yeah.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Somebody’s gradmas escaped the home again.

    • Explody Brain

      One of them needs to write a book that will galvanize a movement that will end with them not being allowed to read.

      Or they could all see a reputable psychiatrist.

    • willi0000000

      grabbable, perhaps . . . grab-worthy, unlikely.

    • nightmoth

      Where’s a good slut-shamer when you need one?

    • greyXstar

      Oh. Honey, no

    • Rickyphoo

      Ha! They wish!

  • willi0000000

    why would anybody want to be known as an ill percenter?

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    Well, genital mutilation is gross & awful & cruel– a horrible way to “control” women. in that regard, you’d think the white supremacists would like that,because there seems to be an overlap between them & the MGTOW guys.
    Ish, here in Minnesota, I see:

    “Hundreds of people gathered at the Minnesota State Capitol on a sweltering Saturday in dueling protests focused on Islam in America.

    Inside the Capitol rotunda, about 100 people listened to speakers who portrayed sharia law as a threat to American democracy. Outside on the Capitol steps, about 300 counterprotesters heard their own speakers and carried signs advocating tolerance for Muslims and decrying racism.

    “Oppose sharia law,” read one of the signs inside. One outside read, “Sharia law doesn’t threaten America, but your hate does. Love your neighbor.”

    A sign reading “Deus vult!” had been placed near one door inside the Capitol, though it was not clear by whom. The phrase, which is Latin for “God willing,” was a battle cry in early Christian crusades and has been embraced by some on the far right.

    At the anti-sharia gathering, a letter from Act for America founder Brigitte Gabriel was read, with the crowd applauding at its call for tighter restrictions on immigration and standing to clap when President Donald Trump was mentioned.”

    So, at least they’re outnumbered (it’s 90 degrees already, and supposed to get up to a 100-degree heat index). I hope the counter-protesters stay safe & hydrated.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    There were literally couples of self-identified skinny heads and White powder nationals in groupings?

  • Anna Rompage

    Funny how these folks don’t seem to have any qualms with male circumcision..

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      They are afraid coming out against that might be “premature”.

      • Anna Rompage

        Maybe they’re just looking to snip one procedure at a time…

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Or they’d come off as half-cocked.

    • TJ Barke

      Not to well, actually you, but actually, the MRAs love to harp about that, even though the two aren’t nearly equivalent.

      • nightmoth

        Oh lord, 30 years ago I had a co-worker in my science lab who was a NUT about that. It was his big cause, he turned every conversation to it, and he would get worked up into a rage and turn red in the face. Needless to say, he was NOT invited to any of our parties.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          A paranoid putz?

  • Explody Brain

    To participate in this you either have to be so far down the rabbit hole you’ve popped up in Shanghai or so fucking cynical that you really ought to throw the towel in and come hangout with the people on Wonkette.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      No. I don’t think we want them here.

      • Explody Brain

        Hey, I’m willing to accept converts if it means winning (with real votes) in 2018 and 2020.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Converts, yes. Trolls, not so much. And anybody participating in this non-sense is almost by definition a troll.

          • Explody Brain

            That’s not the way I meant it, but decent point.

  • CeeQ

    Ugh. I used to live in Southfield. Bastards.
    Fucking hell these people. I’m glad turn out is small. Hope people just walk by, point and laugh then take pics to mock these concern trolls with.

  • Reximus

    Wingnuts are also flipping out about the newly commissioned USS Gabrielle Giffords
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a2f6ac7504a3cf5318d8958788da2e6e96d5d30ef77dabe2ffe7b5a51a062bc.png

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      :) If I ever build a model of a LCS, it’s be USS Gabrielle Giffords.

      • TJ Barke

        Heh heh, littoral

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          xD

          USS Cunning Linguist. I should be Skipper of *that* ship.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Confidential to Sheriff Clarke – Note what the uniform of an actual badass looks like.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Personally, I am more concerned about the (non-existent) threat to mandate the laws of kashrut, the ( non-existent) movement to require magic underwear, and the (non-existent) determination to require Communion. It’s frightening, really. Well, if you are very, very stupid.

    • Suttree

      They have no chance. The only reason I even wear underwear is because I’m not wearing pants.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        “Pants”?

  • The Librarian

    Sharia law in U.S. – non-existent, likelihood of happening – non -existent

    Female genital mutilation in U.S. – non-existent, likelihood of happening, non-existent

    Asshats protesting these non-existent happenings: they believe it lends credence to non-existent happenings.

    Amount of asshats favorably attending these protests: lololololololol. But the ones that did can go fuck themselves into non-existence.

    • nightmoth

      There was a jerk in Atlanta who did FGM on his baby girl and was arrested and deported. Mom and the baby got to stay.

      • The Librarian

        Good!! I will qualify my snark as FGM is not common in this country.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          But sadly, does exist.

          • The Librarian

            Indeed, I stand corrected: What is the prevalence rate of FGM in the U.S.?
            In response to advocacy by Equality Now, Safe Hands for Girls, and other civil society partners, in January 2016 the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services’ (HHS) Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) published a new study about the number of women and girls who are at risk of FGM or have undergone FGM in the U.S. According to the study, an estimated 513,000 women and girls in the U.S. have undergone or are at risk of being subjected to FGM, which is more than three times higher than an earlier estimate based on 1990 data.
            https://www.equalitynow.org/sites/default/files/EN_FAQ_FGM_in_US.pdf

    • Msgr_MΩment

      If they’re bothered by religious fanatics trying to impose their laws on the rest of us, they should look up what their Yeshua ben Myriam said about the log in their own eye.

      • Khavrinen

        Don’t be ridiculous: they’re WAY too busy bellowing about how sacred the Bible is to actually read the durn thing.

        Not to mention the fact that forcing other people to follow the rules of your religion ( even if they don’t happen to be members themselves ) is infinitely more important than following them yourself.

        [ Wait, what what this thread about again? Oh, right: hypocrisy, same as usual… ]

    • I am actually kind of surprised that FGM hasn’t caught on more with the the radical Chistian sects. Happy it hasn’t, but still surprised

      • TJ Barke

        Shh, don’t give them any ideas…

    • Suttree

      If they were actually getting laid, they would have something better to do on a Saturday afternoon.

      • baconzgood

        We have the gay pride thing here in pittsburgh. Maybe they should (eh-hem) explore other cultures.

  • CeeQ

    3 Percenters? Is that how much of their brain is left functioning? Asking for a friend.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Overestimation.

    • SayItWithWookies

      They’re awful tippers.

  • nightmoth

    I’m opposed to the imposition of any religious law, sharia or evangelical christianist. However, there’s apparently more to sharia law than we commonly hear. A couple of years ago I was amazed when an Iranian woman lifted the death sentence on her son’s killer, under sharia law. A few weeks before this happened, a black family in Texas went before the parole board to beg that the killer of their son and brother be spared from execution, and instead serve life in prison. Texas refused, saying that although the victim’s family forgave the killer, the matter was now an issue for The State, and the state had imposed a death sentence. The juxtapostion of the two cases was interesting to me. I think we could learn from other judicial systems in the world, instead of going deaf when we hear how they do things in any other country but ours. The story about the Iranian woman who gave a reprieve is here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/25/interview-samereh-alinejad-iranian-mother-spared-sons-killer

  • covfefesumgame0005

    OT but…

    Adam West, Straight-Faced Star of TV’s ‘Batman,’ Dies at 88

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/adam-west-dead-batman-star-832264?utm_source=twitter

  • greyXstar

    Orlando’s dedicated the entire month to promoting unity and inclusion for the anniversary of the Pulse attack. Even Disney’s involved. It’s downright adorbs that the Nazi frog brigade thinks they’re getting anything over on us.

  • TJ Barke

    Sharia law, a thing that will never be a thing in America. Because, guess why? Liberal values, values that don’t actually tolerate things like sharia law. A hyper conservative and reactionary concept. We tolerate and celebrate tolerant, moderate and liberal Muslims, not conservative reactionary and extremist Muslims. Just like we tolerate and celebrate moderate and liberal Christians, and we don’t really tolerate vile extremist Christians. This isn’t hard to understand…

    • willi0000000

      “…we don’t really tolerate vile extremist Christians.”

      too many citizens of this country not only tolerate them but actively support them . . . and way too many of those are in Congress!

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

    https://twitter.com/evan7257/status/873570946484981760

    • TJ Barke

      What a stupid tool.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        Hey! You don’t want to piss off these badasses…

        https://twitter.com/evan7257/status/873579689805271041

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          “Like lame Bumblebee Cosplay.”

          • willi0000000

            LARPing for idiots.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            LARP-a-derp

          • nightmoth

            “snort”

          • PubOption

            Really lame, he could have found pants the right size.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD

        • TJ Barke

          Go for the legs. Easy to injure the knees even on an armored enemy.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            I think you can just wait for the guy in the gas mask to have a heat stroke. Mr. Bumblebee seems to have left his nether regions unprotected.

          • Covfefe

            In basic, if we were naughty, they would make us run in gas masks. But they gave us salt pills.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            Yeah, we did that as well. Not an activity for a hot summer’s day.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Had I the cash, I’d love to own a quality replica of a Gladius. I’d hang in on my wall, because I love bladed weapons and history.

            I would *not* take it to the park.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            When my dad turned 75, we gave him a replica of the iron age Snartemo Sword (ca. 500 CE), which was found in the area where his family has lived for centuries. It’s beautiful, but the hilt is weirdly small. I guess the guy who used it had Trump-like hands.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            I used to have a cheapie “Henry VI” Two-Handed Blade I got as a gift.

            I could swing it like a Gladius, the “two-handed” grip was barely big enough for my smallish hand.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Even if you’re SCA or Renfaire, you don’t “fight” with your real weapons. That’s a great way to get someone hurt or killed, especially if they’re made well. You “fight” with rattan swords or blunted foils(depending on the period/style). Your armour is real though.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Oh yes. I used to hang out with SCA in Colorado Springs. we used compressed foam “blades” for contact duels. It was a blast. :)

          • Edith Prickly

            LOL, just run away. Even if Mr. Aryan Superman could keep up, he’ll trip on something before he got too far.

          • C4TWOMAN

            It is a weak link with the right weapon, but not if you have proper armour and know what you’re doing.

            What am I saying? Of course they have NO clue. As you were.

            (old SCA fighter here)

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Is he sweating to death or does he have a “drinking problem”?

          • UnsaltedSinner

            The gas mask may have been an unfortunate choice.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Vader libelz!

          • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

            Why not both?

        • CripesAmighty

          This crowd makes a Furry convention look like a philosophy colloquium.

        • SayItWithWookies

          “Is this the casting call for Mad Max Conquers the Martians?

        • anon_the_great

          Ermehgerd!

        • jesterpunk

          Aww how cute, their mom let them outside but made them wear their safety helmet.

    • ariel_gee_398
    • Vecchioivan

      Go play outside, peewee.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      The Fuck is this? BHA-hahahaha.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        Check out the whole thread. It’s awesome.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          Oh Dear Goodness, thank you for the recommendation. xD

    • WomanInThePersistence

      There are reasons the Romans aren’t the military force they once were. Has this one been drinking from lead goblets?

    • TJ Barke

      If they’re smart they know to go for the armpits.

      • willi0000000

        only necessary against full coverage, properly designed and fitted armor . . . against that shit you just come in under the lowest plate on an upward arc . . . or just go for the dangly-bits . . . he seems to have forgotten the lower parts.

    • Ricky Gay

      Dat feeb don’t need no armor, he need a iron lung!

    • Anna Rompage

      What’s with all the middle aged, morbidly obese people, dressed up as GI Shmoe, and carrying assault weapons?

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        “Do you Suffer from Small-Peen Syndrome? Here are the symptoms:”

        • Vecchioivan

          “Haven’t seen Mr. Wee-wee in a month of Sundays? We’re here to help.”

      • subatomic

        Isn’t that most of the male population of Arkansas?

    • The Librarian

      Um, those idiots don’t know Halloween is in October?

    • CripesAmighty

      My shop class project. B-. Pretty cool, huh?

    • Edith Prickly

      Ladies and gentlemen, your master race.

      • TJ Barke

        He looks a little ethnic…

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      Wait, wait, wait, you can’t just post that picture and not tell me what the fuck this is

      • UnsaltedSinner

        It’s an alt-right rally in Texas.

    • anon_the_great

      Who else can’t wait to get him in a dark alley and give him a Handie?

      • thixotropic jerk

        FTW!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    ‘Scuse me while I ram this while I ram this down your throat…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1T71PGd-J0

    • Vecchioivan

      🎶 Sharia . . .
      🎶 I just met a law called Sharia . . . 🎶

      • Nockular cavity

        Sharia, shari-i-a,
        they call the wind sharia

    • John Thorstensen

      Or Weird Al, “My Bologna” …

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Sharona Law?

  • Nounverb911

    Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad,
    sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, Batman!

    https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/873565707467968512

    • C4TWOMAN

      I haz many sadz.

      :'(

    • Bitter Scribe

      I really liked Adam West for his voice appearances on The Simpsons (some as himself/Batman, others not). He had a sense of humor about himself, for sure.

    • Persistent Demme

      I loved snarky Batman.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    I suppose it’s easier to blame life’s disappointments on the Other – Feminists, Muslims, Browns, Liberals – and to carry assault weapons and whine than to take stock of yourself, change what you can, and to realize no person gets everything they want.

    • Vecchioivan

      WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA!??!!!!!???!

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        IKNORITE?

    • The Librarian

      You’re a shameless hussy for outing them. I like that in a person. :)

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        :D Thankees. *curtsey*

    • Natalie

      Great insight.

  • Rickyphoo

    I see this “creeping Sharia Law” bullshit everywhere, even from some of my own idiot relatives and I ask then to please explain to me just how Sharia Law can become a thing when the assholes GOPbaggers they put into congress and the white house control the majority in both houses as well as the White House.

    I never get a straight answer.

    • jesterpunk

      Projection. They want everyone to focus on something that isn’t a thing while they pass more so called Christian religious laws.

    • willi0000000

      they don’t do answers . . . just complaints, bitching, moaning…

  • baconzgood

    I’m glad they drew my attention to Sharia Law. This new law intrigues and I’d like to subscribe to its news letter.

    • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

      You are in fine form today, sir!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Vernon Law’s grandson. Used to play with the little Elroy Faces
      /esoteric 1960 yinzered

  • PubOption
  • Me not sure

    So a “boy band” showed up in Orlando? I always wondered what happened to the Proud Boys.

  • Vecchioivan

    Is it just me, or does Proud Boys sound like a NAMBLA front?

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      IMHO, “Proud Boys” sounds like cute Gay Guys cruising for Bears or Leather Daddies.

    • anon_the_great

      They are boys. Stupid, scared, horny and terrified of just about every human interaction.

    • Me not sure

      Now that you mention it, they don’t look like the kind of guys that would wake up in the morning absolutely outraged about clitoridectomy or vaginal infibulation.

    • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

      The National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? None of these clods look like Marlon.

  • SayItWithWookies

    One of these is scheduled to begin soon in Virginia Beach — the only listed one in my state. It’s taking place on Mount Trashmore, a landfill that was engineered to be turned into a public park and greenspace once it was filled. The Islamophobes and their Nazi pals might could take a hint from that.

    • TundraGrifter

      I hope they fire up a bbq.

    • The Librarian

      How apropos, trash on trash.

  • anon_the_great

    Oh, won’t SOMEONE think of the Unicorns!

  • Bitter Scribe

    If radical leftists want to hold counter protests in favor of female genital mutilations, honor killings and the death penalty for former Muslims who have left the faith, they are more than welcome to do so.

    Sure. We’ll do that right after your counter-protests against pig-fucking and using crystal meth.

    • Nockular cavity

      Don’t call his sister a pig!

    • Persistent Demme

      MARRYING YOUR COUSIN LIBELZ!!!!

  • Marion in Savannah

    There is, in fact, a cohort in the United States that is DYING to implement their version of Sharia law. It’s the Talibangelicals, the Y’allQaeda crowd. As in absolutely everything else, if they’re protesting Sharia law it’s projection all the way down.

    • C4TWOMAN

      IKR? We’re talking IMAX THX Dolby stereo surround sound level here….

  • jesterpunk
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Don’t ya just hate it when your Veep and Secretary of Edumacation can’t shove their religious laws down your throat cuz everybody too busy “circumcizing” your mothers and daughters all over the place?!

  • MizzMazz
    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Nice!

    • Jon Sussex

      Still not one on my street. I was promised. :(

      • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

        We told you: HER EMAILS = NO TACO TRUCKS on your corner.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Only if Hillary won. :(

        Which she did if we had a sane system that allowed the majority of voters to win. :(

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Thanks, Putin.

      • mailman27

        Yeah, and I’m still waiting for those pee hookers.

    • The Librarian

      Love this: ” “If it’s [Donald] Trump’s worst nightmare that we’re going to bring a taco truck to every mosque, then he really needs to start changing his dreams of what his future of America looks like, because we are the future of America.””

    • WomanInThePersistence

      This made me tear up a bit. Who knew that onion ninjas were Latino muslims?

      • Lori

        Some days I really miss living in LA. And I pretty much always miss my taco truck.

    • CripesAmighty

      Coolest. Thing. Ever.

    • norcalOG

      Something else real Americans need to get rid of. Let’s quit allowing Mex talk to dominate our food.
      What you want is a piece of unleavened flat bread made from finely ground corn stuffed with spiced meat, lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese. Put some sauce on it and you’ve got something good.
      Call it what it is!
      Don’t dress up trucks with foreign stuff that defies naming.
      Before you know it, you’ll have to order it all in Mex: taco con lechuga, tomate, queso, salsa. Pretty clear, after they get Sharia, Mex is nex.

  • Me not sure

    They claim to be anti-Shariah, but they look like they would be more than willing to cut off your hand if you stole something from one of them.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Sigh, can’t we just introduce Sharia law just to get rid of these poor excuses for people…

  • jesterpunk

    No Trump, No KKK No Facist USA.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZ0KzA9e1s

  • Shanzgood
    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Wow. Your “Master Race”, Everypony.

      • Vecchioivan

        Heh heh heh. “The Aristocrats!”

      • Paperless Tiger

        They don’t make them like they used to.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          That’s for Damn sure.

    • The Librarian

      Hate and stupidity hiding behind an American flag. :P

      • DainBramage

        They need a bigger flag.

        • The Librarian

          I don’t think there’s one big enough.

    • Marion in Savannah

      That kinda looks like the local Meth Addicts Day Out. Pitiful.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      My goodness. Look at those tens of people. And that’s barely a plural.

    • MizzMazz

      I don’t get her expression. She’s totally miserable? Bad batch of meth? has to go and can’t get to the potty because the stairs are blocked?

      • Marion in Savannah

        Dunno. That could be the look of someone whose husband made her wear the damn hat. She’d probably rather be at home cooking up a new batch of meth.

        • Shanzgood

          She posted it herself along with some videos which I couldn’t bear to watch.

      • DainBramage

        She’s trying to smile without showing her meth teeth.

        • MizzMazz

          LOL, I was thinking that too.

      • Vecchioivan

        No, just the look of bewildered panic she lives in all day.

      • mailman27

        Sort of a yeah, like, whatever…?

    • Anna Rompage

      I see the Derp State has sent only their finest out to protest today!

    • Vecchioivan

      I’ve seen better looking crowds lined up outside the Baptist Church in downtown Portland just before the kitchen opens.

    • TundraGrifter

      I’ve seen more people than that standing at a San Francisco bus stop.

      As for the remarkably poor taste American flag clothing – speaks for itself. And it’s howling.

      • Shanzgood

        ACT had a FaceBorg event about it. Apparently all of 47 people marked it as “went”.

        • Lori

          Unless they’re hiding somewhere it appears that quite a few of them were lying. There might be 30 people in that picture. (I refuse to look closely enough at it to get an exact count, because I don’t hate my eyes.)

    • Shibusa
    • jesterpunk
    • janecita

      The “Master Race,” keeps on going downhill.

    • William
    • Msgr_MΩment

      Bunch of Beerhall Putzes.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      The two dogs in the picture up the collective IQ of the group by orders of magnitude.

      • Mildred Broxon

        Note, too, the flag dragging on the ground.

  • darnyoudarnyoutoheck
    • jesterpunk

      He is so worried about someone using a knife that he leaves huge openings where someone could stab him if they wanted. He should stop eating paste.

      • Marion in Savannah

        But… but… but… He gets his paste from Jonah Goldberg’s supplier. It’s the VERY BEST paste.

    • MizzMazz

      Aaaannd another constipated one.

    • Nockular cavity

      Nice thinly-disguised Nazi flag, asshole.

    • The Librarian

      Rethug goons playing dress up is just sad, but the comedic moments are priceless.

    • Paperless Tiger

      It goes inside your coat for the element of surprise. Duh!

    • TundraGrifter

      I would have told him his corset is on backwards.

      In a nice way, of course.

    • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

      It also struck me that he is not particularly “white” looking.

      • Vecchioivan

        It’s the thought that counts. . .

      • DainBramage

        George Zimmerman syndrome.

    • janecita

      Look at that puzzled expression! This dude has “Moran” written all over.

    • Suse

      What a ridiculous douche bag!!11!

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Worst Iron Man cosplay ever

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Brilliant!

      • therblig

        Pewter Parker

    • William

      Welcome to virginity. I’ll be your guide.

    • CripesAmighty
    • Christopher Story

      Cosplaying is getting really out of hand. Seriously, you didn’t drop the amount of money that cost for self-defense. He looks like a child wearing his favorite Halloween costume because he thinks it makes him look imposing.

    • Christopher Story

      Besides, all us role playing leftist nerds already spotted his soft spots.
      Jugular
      Carotid
      Eyes
      The major artery in the the thigh that bleeds really fast when severed.
      Ha ha ha, he thinks he’s safe in that.

      • Shanzgood

        The femoral artery was my first thought.

        • Christopher Story

          Yeah! That one! I can’t think today; nephew’s here

        • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

          Mine also too

    • baconzgood

      Man-o-man…SOMEONE needs a cock punch.

  • Paperless Tiger

    That buck stops with the Führer.

  • baconzgood

    So like 4 people show up and it’s a “protest”? That means that every wonkette drinky thing is an act of civil disobedience minus the misspelled posters.

  • TundraGrifter

    “…the Minnesota Minutemen…”

    That’s what she called them.

    • DainBramage

      Don’t believe the hype. They’re rounding up.

      • TundraGrifter

        “Thirty-second men?”

  • Covfefe

    If we could just bring The Bible back into the classroom, we wouldn’t have to worry about no sharia law.

    • Vecchioivan

      And we could bring back are proud Confederate heritage along with it. Slavery is in the Bible you know!

  • janecita

    Why doesn’t Brigitte Gabriel go fight Sharia law in her own fucking country, Lebanon? Fucking crackpot!

    • TundraGrifter

      Do you really think they want her back?

      • janecita

        Do we need to tell them that we are sending her back? Let it be an unpleasant surprise.

        • Lori

          Lebanon has enough problems. It would be mean to pile on like that.

    • Covfefe

      Charming story really. Wiki says her birth name was Hanan Qahwaji. Changed her name to Brigitte because, as we all know, there are really two kinds of people on God’s Green Earth, the Irish and those who wish they were Irish.

      • janecita

        The woman was happy when Israel invaded her country, she is a terrible human being.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Why stop at Shania Law? I don’t want any Sikhs forcing me to not shave, wrap a turban around my head and carry a sword!

    • Vecchioivan

      And if you think I’m wearing any goddamn magic undies . . .

    • WomanInThePersistence

      And I don’t care what the Wiccans want. I don’t do sky-clad.

    • Suse

      Shania Twain is our overlordess?

    • janecita

      “You don’t impress me much.”

    • baconzgood

      Or Clevelanders? I don’t want to watch Drew Carry and have a mullet.

  • William
    • Doug Langley

      Total hoax. It really says “One donut to rule them . . .”

      • ariel_gee_398

        One glazed ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

    • DainBramage

      Served at all Shakira concerts?

      • William

        Exactly!

    • janecita
      • William

        Who dances in front of urinals that tall? Who does that?

        • janecita

          We all will be doing it soon, if Starbucks has its way, and Shakira’s law is implemented in the U.S. Wake up Sheeple!!!

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Those hips don’t lie.

          • William

            Is that one of them-thar unicycle bathrooms?

          • Juan de Fuca

            So that’s what that song was about!

            https://youtu.be/5BzkbSq7pww

          • janecita

            Yes it was!

          • Juan de Fuca

            Well sign us up for Shakira’s Law then. She is loved in the de Fuca house. She’s also a good daughter who takes her dad as her date to her awards shows *looks across at Miss de Fuca* ;-)

          • natoslug

            I fully admit I have no idea what she was singing, but I do love listening to her.

          • janecita

            She is singing about a man’s eyes. She has seen many wondrous things, and has traveled to many exotic places, but nothing compares to his eyes.

      • Natalie

        I love Shakira she is so cute.

    • Randy Riddle

      You know what else they’re doing? Marking neighborhoods where Sharia law has been enacted with these Islamic road markings!!!
      http://www.econsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cracks.jpg

  • mailman27

    Well, at least the relentless media attention on these halfwits has shown that not too many people are buying this bullshit, right? And that’s a good thing, yes? No? Well, I’ll just resume the fetal position…

  • cmd resistor

    I’m in orlando today. Somehow i missed seeing this throng.

  • norcalOG

    They’ll have to pry my BLT from my cold, dead hands.

  • Anna Rompage

    Vicente Fox trolls Trump, yet again….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYZKrn7Bbl8

    • CripesAmighty

      Ha! Rachel or Joy oughta give him a weekly slot a la Andy Rooney. How ’bout it?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      I’m with John Oliver in appreciating Fox making the effort to cuss in his second language.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    Y’know the last time i interacted with Muslims here in Colorado, it was when my then-GF and I were dropping off a friend on our way to the Club. I went to pay for the fuel in a micro-skirt, fishnets, and 6 inch heels. The service station guys were both Muslim.

    They smiled at me, and the transaction took a while because the older man was training the younger one. Eventually he took my $20, gave me my change, and smiled again, saying “Enjoy your evening.”

    No catcalling, no staring, no intrusive lectures. I’d much rather interact with Muslims than with “Good Christians”.

    • William

      Were they black fishnets? Was there lipstick? (Just trying to,… ya-know get a good mental image in the name of…um…religious tolerance and all that).

    • Anna Rompage

      We had a muslim family from Jordan who lived a couple doors down from us for about 10 years, with 3 generations all living under the same roof.

      They were awesome folks, who would come over an pick grape leaves, then bring us a massive plate of dolmas when they were done cooking them up.

      They were friendly, respectful, we would have BBQs on occasion together. I would share excess produce from my garden with them, and in return, they would always gift us with home baked sweet treats from the region they lived, or a plate of grilled meats.

      The funny thing is that I live on a street where just about everyone knows one another, except for the evangelical Christians who live on the corner, they keep to themselves, are not very friendly, and they don;t talk to any of the neighbors

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Sweet. The best Gyros placein Colorado Springs is run by a couple from Iran. They are so sweet, the food is amazing and plentiful, and since they are usually very busy the woman usually gives out some Baklava or Dolmas while they prepare the Gyros.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          You just had to mention Baklava…

          YUM!!!

          Gotta go. Back in 45 minutes!!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD

        • Wally Pipp

          Is it George’s? Asking for a friend. . .
          Since we’re not allowed to post here, I’ll understand if you don’t answer. I won’t like it, but I’ll understand.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            No, it’s Grand Gyros.

    • m3bosha

      The Muslims that live two doors down borrowed our dolly and my 15 year old son to get their new trampoline kit moved into their backyard. All while wearing a head scarf. She didn’t even stone me for my short shorts and the fact I was one cocktail in at 5 in the evening. Savages.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        :D IKNORITE?

  • ariel_gee_398
  • Clyde Barrow

    There’s an “anti-Sharia march” going on a few miles from me. Of course, it’s in an upscale shopping center in a mostly white bedroom community. The braveness of these Duck Dynasty patriots is astounding!

    • CripesAmighty

      Betcha they’re gonna be nonplussed when the bougie neighbors send out the gendarmerie to sweep up the trailer trash.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Actually the counter-protesters outnumber the protesters, 3-1. Sweet.

  • calliecallie
    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Why would anyone even do that? The right wing has NO sense of humor!

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    I’d like to mention at this time that unicorns are not non-existent.

    We’re mythical, which is a different other kind of thing entirely altogether.

  • Shanzgood

    I wonder how many of them accidentally got caught up in Pride parades?

    • CripesAmighty

      Needs moar glitter.

      • Anna Rompage

        And pink & pastel camo dammit!

        Enough with this drab beige shit…

    • Clyde Barrow

      That may somewhat of a Freudian slip on their part, since so many are closeted.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I read recently that the alt-right is trying to recruit gays. Should work out well. Something about Hollywood liberals sissifying them.

      • Shanzgood

        Because wimminz won’t sexx on them so they’re trying to increase their odds?

    • WomanInThePersistence

      One certainly hopes.

  • efoveks

    “It’s already here in America,” Gabriel told birther site World Net Daily. “We’re seeing girls being killed simply for wanting to wear makeup. Under our Constitution they deserve the same rights and protections.”

    Yep. Every day, people are murdered here in Murica-NotMurica. Therefore, it must be in the Scarlet Dear Diary Book of US Laws somewhere that this is okay.

    Wow. This group is really stoooopid.

    • Shanzgood

      The maternal mortality rate skyrocketed in TX after the Domionists slashed family planning funds.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Feature, not bug. “Pro-life” my ass.

      • Anna Rompage

        Not to mention, teen pregnancy rates are the highest in the nation, in a state, that at the most, teaches abstinence only education…

    • SayItWithOtters

      Note that Brigitte Gabriel (born Hanan Qahwaji) hung out with/sheltered under the Phalangist militias during the Lebanese civil war. You know, the friendly folks who carried out the Sabra and Shatilla massacres. No one came out of that particular conflict holding the moral high ground, but …. pot, kettle, etc.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Yes, I’ve already posted this today. But it gives me such fucking happiness, I’m posting it again. Because I need this.

    https://youtu.be/7zvNu3qgjno

  • Anna Rompage

    I wonder how many of these fuck nuts go out an protest their conservative, evangelical Christians actually implementing their own version of sharia law…

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Two words. Leopards. Faces.

    • Clyde Barrow

      Are you kidding? That’s what white, English speaking, anti-socialist, Baby Jesus™ wants in ‘Murica. Old Testament fire and brimstone, uh, I mean, laws.

      • Lori

        But only for those people. I’ve never met anyone who wanted OT fire and brimstone for himself. They all want God’s loving grace for their sins.

    • Cobrajet

      They will get shot or lynched if they do that.

  • CripesAmighty
    • clairence

      what is that from? clearly actors.

      • Steve Cole

        I think I have seen this before. It is some mega pastor “healing” the sick.

      • CripesAmighty

        That. Is an actual-for-real Benny Hinn faith-healing grifti..er, ceremony.

        • Lori

          The fact that there are so many people stupid enough to have believed Benny’s con is physically painful to me.

          • CripesAmighty

            They are why we have President Dumpster.

          • Lori

            And that’s why I get a stress headache when I think about them.

  • Napacab

    I am sick and tired of living under Sherry’s law. I’ve never met Sherry and I don’t even drink sherry.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Sherry’s is a mediocre chain of 24 hour restaurants in my neck of the woods.

      • Napacab

        In my neck of the woods too. I forgot about that Sherry which I’m sick and tired of also.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I went to high school with Sherry. I would definitely live under her law. She only has one. “Fire that fucker up!”

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I thought sharia went away once we removed the communist socialist Muslim from the White House?

    • Clyde Barrow

      Herr Trump hasn’t even dispensed with the government issued bacon yet. Why is he golfing when we are being denied our anti-Sharia bacon rations?

    • theCryptofishist

      Sharia is one of those stubborn stains. Lots of scrubbing.

      • Khavrinen

        “Out, damn’d Sharia! Out, I say!”?

  • norcalOG

    I will not be forced into patronizing a hookah bar. A hooker bar? Well,

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Ate at a Turkish restaurant last night. There were two Muslim couples TWO TABLES AWAY!!1!! If it weren’t for the drunk white women calling away between us, I would have enjoyed dinner more.

  • Mavenmaven

    I’m sad to hear that this is how Mr. Roper ended up. You’d think Janet at least would have set him straight.

  • Suse

    He seems nice.

    ‘No threat to persons or community’: Florida judge grants bail to neo-Nazi arrested with bomb-making materials

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/no-threat-to-persons-or-community-florida-judge-grants-bail-to-neo-nazi-arrested-with-bomb-making-materials/

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Because Florida.

      • miss_grundy

        Because this judge likes “extremist Christian terrorism”.

      • Natalie

        Sadly every ridiculous absurd story begins with Florida Man…
        My personal favorite was the one where he left the strip club, too drunk to drive and fell out of his truck and managed to run over himself. His truck continued it’s journey without him and was stopped by the exterior wall of some poor rural dweller’s house knocking them out of bed.

  • TundraGrifter

    Can we please get rid of fish sticks for school lunch on Fridays? That’s far too much religion in the public sector for me.

    • mfp

      but can we keep the mac and cheese?

      • Predisenting Ron

        Hey, does anyone know if that’s halal or not?

  • Blueb4sunrise
  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    There were tussles in St.Paul. It’s a good thing they were marching against Sharia Law with chants of: “Get out of our country you faggots!”

  • Lyly Sirivong

    So much stupidity and ignorance. Have these people ever even spoken to a muslim person ?

    • TJ Barke

      Spoken to? No. Screamed expletives at? Maybe.

    • Alan

      Haha.

    • miss_grundy

      You’re kidding, right? Of course not. If they had ever spoken to a Muslim and realized that they are human beings, they wouldn’t be acting like Chicken Little. And Middle Eastern food makes good eating.

    • 1complexmolecule

      Most of them have never seen a Muslim person, that they’re aware of – the idea that a white person or a woman who doesn’t wear a scarf/hijab/burka has never crossed their minds. They still think Jesus was misplaced Swede.

  • Steve Cole

    Roseville, one of the sad white flight destinations within California. A collection of big churches populated by fearful, pasty, chunky white follk. I did a few years in Roseville for Hewlett Packard. Most of the HPeons were fleeing the scary scary gangs of Silicon Valley. I still have this vision of Asian kids (and their “Tiger” moms) aggressively factoring quadratics and picking on the white kids at spelling bees and ruling all the AP classes in the Cupertino school district. No wonder they ran away to the Sierra foothills to find Jeezus. and dumber academic competition. Sharia law? Scary, scary. Solution is at hand, but first we need some “love” donations in that collection plate. No coins, please. The noise distracts from my good words.

    • Gigglesnort

      May be true of Roseville, but lots of people relocate outside Silicon Valley because $1 million will barely buy you a 2br condo in a lot of areas. They trade a sucky commute for housing they can afford.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    “Proud Boys”.

    OK, let me guess. They are Proud because they are White and have penises and not vaginas?

    Too easy, right? Can you imagine how much more proud they would be if their white penises were connected to healthy brains?

    • Steve Cole

      Proud, yet somehow insecure…

  • clairence

    I saw a picture of a few of these guys carrying signs that said “drain the swamp”. I don’t think that’s what was meant by the phrase. But I could be wrong.

    Above dude’s “ramadan bombathon” poster is pretty far off the mark as well. but I guess truth pales to what seems right.

  • SayItWithOtters

    I think there’s a Dunning-Kruger effect for shelteredness too, when someone is so sheltered he doesn’t realize how sheltered he is. They will literally never process that it’s a big wide world out there full of, ugh, other people. God forbid they ever read a book or do something really wacky, like get a passport and make some effort at seeing some other patch of the world for themselves.

    If they can afford all those guns, they can afford a budget trip somewhere.

    • shivaskeeper

      You are assuming there is anything they want to see or learn in the rest of the big wide world. You are making a false assumption. They have already decided what’s out there and they don’t like it.

      The root cause if the shelter they need is their priests and pastors controlling what was safe to be watched or read.

      • SayItWithOtters

        Of course not, that’s their major malfunction.

    • CripesAmighty

      Uh-huh. Bet if they traveled three counties over–where real English is spoken and there are menus with no pictures, they’d simply vanish, ne’er to be heard from again.

      • theCryptofishist

        I thought that was an intersection of genetics and boojum sightings. Unless they lifted themselves up by the tail–which I doubt, because they aren’t Loraxi.

    • Alan

      But they have to take their guns with them, can’t afford both.

  • LiPao

    Fear of Sharia law is so early 2,000s. Wingnuts need to focus on..
    http://www.legendsofamerica.com/gh-lallorona.html

  • shivaskeeper

    I know there are communities that use Sharia to settle civil matters within the community. It’s exactly the same as the Orthodox Jewish communities doing the same thing. Or some of the Catholic communities.

    I do t see protests about them. Fuck these guys.

    You know what? Don’t fuck them, not even out of pity. Plaster their image all over the place. If for no other reason they are stupid enough to believe that a population that amounts to roughly 2% of the country will somehow, either through the courts and laws, or by force will be able to force the other 98% to bend to their will. I know the organizers and founders of these groups don’t believe that but they managed to sell it to their rank and file idiots.

    • CripesAmighty

      Next, they’ll be in a red panic over the looming tyranny of non-profit dispute settlement centers.

      • shivaskeeper

        How could you tell if they were in a panic over something new? They are always on a panic.

        • CripesAmighty

          New misspelled signs.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Good spelling is a sign of being a coastal, educated, elite anti-American.

          • CripesAmighty

            Dam rite cuz I are SMRT!

          • shivaskeeper

            Fair enough.

          • theCryptofishist

            Unless their old misspelled signs needed replacement after a rainy protest. Just sayin’.

      • bupkus231

        It’s funny – none of them seem concerned about so many corps requiring customers to agree to “binding arbitration” when it comes to settling disputes ( rather than allowing customers to seek legal redress through the courts ).

      • Ill-Advised

        Hey, I worked in one of those for a year. It was amazing how often a neighbor’s politics coincided with how badly their overgrown tree was ruining someone’s life.

        Also: HOAs make everything worse.

        • CripesAmighty

          Yeah. If it weren’t for DSSs, the courts would be hopelessly jammed by HOA Hitlers and back fence busybodies.

    • Lori

      It’s not just the Orthodox Jews and the Catholics. Plenty of Protestants take I Corinthians 6:1 literally and believe that Christians should not sue each other in court, but should instead have their disputes settled by members of the church.

      IOW, Sharia law.

      • shivaskeeper

        True. The protestant communities I have seen doing that seemed to be formal than the others. That was why I left them out.

        I haven’t looked into it for a while though so things might have changed.

      • Khavrinen

        “It’s O K If You’re A Christian” is the new IOKIYAR.

        Or totally the same thing, depending on how “Christian” the R is [ pretending to be ].

        • Lori

          It always has been. Because Christianity is true and all the other religions are false. They state that very openly. A lot of people just can’t or won’t grasp the implications of that when combined with politics. Dominionists are only different from Islamist theocracies in the level of power they currently wield and the violence they’re currently willing to use.

          • Predisenting Ron

            Suddenly I have this image of Christianist suicide bombers.
            Should I be frightened?

          • Ill-Advised

            No. Suicide is a mortal sin.

          • Predisenting Ron

            Mmm, I keep forgetting. It’s okay for them to starve poor people to death, but killing yourself is disallowed.

          • 1complexmolecule

            Not anymore. In Catholicism, at least.

          • Lori

            Whether you need to be afraid may depend how old you are. At this point Christians, in spite of their constant whining, still hold a great deal of power in the US so in the near-to-medium term I don’t think there’s much chance of suicide bombing becoming a thing with them.

            In the long term however, it’s a lot more likely. As their power shrinks and their desperation increases the same forces that have promoted suicide bombing among Islamists will also work on them and contrary to their view of themselves there’s nothing about Christianity that makes them immune to those forces.

    • Zyxomma

      Here’s the wikipedia entry on the Sanhedrin. Same Greek root as Synod, meaning assembly.

  • gallbladder

    Protesting unicorns?!? That’s where I draw the fucking line.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      I know!!! It really gets on my sodding wick!

      I mean, we’re so nice and cuddly and sex-positive!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Fight the good fight!

      • Ill-Advised

        Only for virgins, though. You can see why hard-core literalist fundamentalists from Two Great Faiths could become perturbed.

        I’ve read that Bayonne Tapestry!

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          Okay, the virgin thing? That’s not us. That was invented by medieval neurotics who wanted to invent some sort of weird, asexual, moral significance to our accidental inclusion in the Bible. The virgin is Mary, the unicorn is Christ, and the less I hear about it, the better.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors
  • The Wanderer

    The “Proud Boys.”

    Betcha their mothers ain’t proud.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Did you know that Sharia law lives in the sewers and can climb up through your toilet? It happens all the time. I know it’s true because someone told me so and even though it’s absolutely outrageous it coincides with my hatred so that’s all the proof I need.

    • Lambsendbeds

      C.H.U.S
      Canniballistic Humanoid Underground Sharia

      • george lastrapes

        We need to get rid of arabic numerals and get back to Bible-based Roman numerals!

    • theCryptofishist

      Somebody bought back a baby Sharia, because they thought it was cute, but it got bigger, they panicked, and flushed it down the toilet…

  • Shibusa
    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      As I’ve said before, these misogynistic dicks aren’t offended by Sharia law. THEY ARE JEALOUS OF IT!

      • theCryptofishist

        That was an “oh my god what a horrible thing to say, I can’t think how to reply, so I’ll upfist the comment with caps because at least they know it’s horrible” upfist.

      • Boscoe

        Exactly. No annoying protesters, mean journalists or uppity feminists under Sharia…

    • Alan

      Priceless.

    • empf

      OH, the irony!

  • bupkus231

    I was asking about this earlier in another thread. I’m glad to see I can now bitch about these guys and remain “on topic”….

  • therblig

    when i came back from my bike ride this morning, i saw of group of people assembling at exchange place and thought it might be these assholes. but when i checked their website, there were no marches scheduled in nj. so, yay, garden state. that said, i have no doubt that there are republicans here who would welcome sharia if they thought it would shave a nickel off their property taxes.

    • phoenix00

      They’d do it just to see the “libtards lose their minds”

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Lions and tigers and bears and Sharia Law…Oh, my! Lions and tigers and bears and Sharia Law…Oh, my!

    • therblig

      we’re off to see the Imam, the wonderful Imam of Oz

      • Predisenting Ron

        ‘Pay no attention to that cleric behind the curtain!’

  • therblig

    how bad could it be? other than the prohibition on eating lamb chops.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92953827847143dd94d61de247068b93eb6db655dcf3d22cffdd430736b2e8c6.jpg

    • miss_grundy

      But this lamb chop is sooooooo cute!

  • azeyote

    these people are just bored – there’s nothing to do when your sister, or cousin is dating outside the family and the bowling alley is closed for repairs –

  • Robin Randall

    There’s a “Minnesota Minutemen” RW-militia hate group? Lordy, there’s probably a chapter of the guanopsychotic dipshits operating in my little sector of Hell on the southern border of Baaaaaaachmannistan…

  • I SO CALLED IT.
    Like 5 guys who ain’t never getting laid

    • swear to some god: i’m a little ish blond with only stage combat and i could take those MF.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Th

  • Duke

    People who are worked-up about Sharia are just jealous that main-stream Christianity has gotten all Christ-like and lost that determination to maim and kill.

  • Stulexington

    Well to be fair have you seen how much Trump has been palling around with all the Muslim leaders? He’s obviously just about to implement Sharia law.

    • phoenix00

      Yeah why aren’t we peddling that conspiracy theory instead? Beggars belief.

  • Daniel Hooper

    “Maybe next week they can all get together to protest unicorns or something equally non-existent!”

    Listen, these guys are morons to complain about Sharia law. Unicorns, though? They’re MONSTERS!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0YKEo8AwEs

  • Nephilim

    There will never be Sharia Law in the United States. Never. But on the other hand with Trump and his buddies ……………….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/58d24437297d68930a42c202a0514d1c8cfa13cb74d51767e973701e8c7eed38.jpg

    • clairence

      Never ever ever give sharp objects to toddlers. Someone could get hurt!

    • Spurning Beer

      Failing mainstream media say Donald J Trump has had female genital mutilation. FAKE NEWS! Sad!

    • Ill-Advised

      Why is he the only one still holding a sword?

      Wait, wait. Don’t tell me.

      • theCryptofishist

        He looks so happy to have it clutched in his tiny fingers.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    So did the massive antI-sharia-law protests nationwide actually make it into the triple digits?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Yes, but only with a decimal point.

  • Alan

    God are people stupid.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      That may have been noticed, actually.

      • Alan

        Yes, somewhat redundant. I’m still shocked on a regular basis though. Not sure why anymore.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          #not all people

          Granted, a metric fuckton of them. It’s embarrassing, really.

          • Alan

            It is embarrassing. The rest of the world is laughing.

          • Predisenting Ron

            Laughing and/or crying. The joke isn’t really all that funny any more.

    • Predisenting Ron

      It works with or without the comma.

  • Tony West
    • Chris

      Those are some pretty horses. Like how the horses have eye shields/sunglasses.

      • Bad Tom

        Armored hooves, too.

      • Bongstar420

        Its cause the horses are retarded. The eye blocks keeps them from getting spooked and makes sure they respond almost entirely to input by the controller in the saddle.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I have been at that intersection in Southfield. Didn’t stay long, though, because of the Shariah.

    • Left Coast Tom

      I’d have figured the light turning green might be a factor as well. Green, after all, is the color of Islam.

  • Left Coast Tom

    I thought I was wine tasting today but was actually protesting Sharia? Who knew…

  • empf

    Rather than getting all upset, everyone should just walk by, point at their junk, and laugh. End of story.

  • Manders

    I’m actually glad they hold protests. Because then you can see them, and how dooftastic they are, and how many there are, and it’s like . . . “Oh. Well, I’m going to sleep just fine tonight, at least.”

  • Boscoe

    The only people who are afraid of Sharia law are the ones who think we should be ruled by Christian law and therefore obviously don’t understand how the 1st amendment works.

    • phoenix00

      Somehow I don’t get the feeling they don’t understand how anything works.

      • Jared James

        I do get that feeling. I’ve met a few of them.

      • Bongstar420

        Their dogma teaches them that Christians are the only legitimate proginators of America. Religious people have a strong tendency towards self aggrandizing delusions.

  • Predisenting Ron

    Unicorns are ‘non-existant’?

    • Jonny On Maui

      Wait until Kiri hears of this!

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        I spoke about this earlier. We are not non-existent. We’re mythical. It’s different.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          As a representative of a fictional nation, I salute you.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Thank you, Ambassador. Please, give my best regards to your sovereign, and remind him that I’m still ready to serve as his mount in the next polo match against the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

          • Bongstar420

            Fictional like unicorns or like zombie’s who feed the poor with magic?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Balderdash and codswallop!

      That’s just a smokescreen we invented when humans got this weird idea that our horns cure impotence or some nonsense like that.

      • Predisenting Ron

        The ‘Shield of Boringness’ wasn’t working well enough?

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          We tried wearing plaid sport coats. NBG.

  • Mike Wallace

    The creeping Sharia is beautiful when it blooms this time of year.

  • Rags

    We are already under Christian Sharia in one context. If you find yourself in a dispute with a Corp, you may find your only option is arbitration and you may find that the arbitration firm is a Christian fundamentalist front. Good luck with that.

  • Spurning Beer

    I assume these anti-Sharia warriors are in favor of abortion rights, huh?

    • phoenix00

      Only for the you-know-whos, then it’s forced abortions for all.

      • Bongstar420

        “you-know-whos” would be not islamic?

        Or is this something about not having the right skin tone and body features?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    This just in: Champions of Ketchup protest encroachment of “Catsup”, a condiment they claim is boring, and mostly used to make terrible food bearable. ‘Ketchup’ is completely different and life-changing, protesters say.

    • Ill-Advised

      Jim and Barb from Prairie Home Companion are holding on line 2.

  • Incoming Ham

    An excuse to pack the coolers full of pabst and jack, make some sweet misspelled signs and march around being shouty. Bonus if they can find a place to throw in “Hold my beer and watch this.”

    The only law they need to fear is Murphy’s.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Identity Evropa? Whatsamatta U?

  • phoenix00

    I still feel bad for Pepe. He did nothing to deserve being lumped in with these deplorables.

    • His creator killed him rather than let these fuckwits have him.
      That is one hell of a message

      • Bongstar420

        The author should have a copywrite and could put the offenders in their place in court.

        otherwise, people need to STFU about who controls this.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Enjoy the real frog.

      https://youtu.be/rRZ-IxZ46ng

    • Cobrajet

      He isn’t mean’t to be used outside of the internet.

      • efoveks

        He should not have been “used” by anybody for anything other than what his creator intended.

        • Bongstar420

          LOL

          Just like how you can’t use corn that Monsanto created in any way they don’t approve of….

          And we can be totally sure that all “creations” were done in a vacuum and singular individuals are 100% responsible for their existence.

          Sides, Pepe should have been copywritten if the author cared about control over it. Monsanto would do no less.

      • phoenix00

        I don’t think he was meant to be used even on the internet.

        • Cobrajet

          I am just saying that memes (any meme) are less funny when used outside of the internet.

          • phoenix00

            Agreed. But afair Pepe wasn’t even a comedic character……

    • Nick.Trite

      #reclaimPepe

      • phoenix00

        He was such an innocent character back in my 4chan-ing days. Still, I never saw his appeal. Guess I’m not hateful enough for character msiappropriation.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I always found him kind of repulsive, but I do feel for the artist. I can’t imagine how it must feel to have to kill your own (ugly) baby after watching it get co-opted like that.

  • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

    So they were vastly outnumbered by counter-protestors and mockers? good.

  • Marla

    What in the fuck is wrong with the white male anymore? Do they know they will all be dead soon if Trump’s heath care bill passes? You’d think those with so little time left on earth would put such energy to a greater good.

    • Mike Steele

      True that! Insurance won’t cover them in Mom’s basement, the opioid clinic will close, not even McD’s will hire them with their repugnant tattoos. One would think they’d be gettin’ right w/jeebus ASAP, as their futures don’t look too bright…that is, unless Donald starts yet another SKWERL war, in which case online histories of these brave warriors should be scouted to establish 1-A draft status.

    • Bongstar420

      Its not “white male,” its white supremacist males that are not already rich.

      They think that they will get a better deal if the coloreds are fixed to a lower social status than them by virtue of the machine (if people really believed in their superiority, they would not need rules to guarantee their status against others who outperform them).

      Most racists are poor and don’t understand that racism is a tool to enforce establishment classism. They practice racism in Africa between blacks. You can find it in Europe between whites.

    • Hardly Ideal

      These kinds of people can’t see past their own nose, and they only know of trouble when they smash into it.

  • Relativicus

    They suck at sign making.

  • The only people I’ve ever met who freak out about girls wanting to wear makeup are Christians. Mostly, they’re the same assholes that vote for politicians who try to kill women and girls by taking away reproductive rights and making femaleness a preexisting condition and therefore uninsurable. Maybe they could protest Christian sharia for a change.

    • Bongstar420

      I somewhat frown on makeup ,and I am an atheist. Its mostly because I view it as a form of deception, but its cool as long as you know what she looks like with no obfuscation of her genetic baseline.

  • freakishlypersistent

    What a bunch of fucking assholes. Will no one rid us of these meddlesome fucking assholes?

  • I AM R U

    Oh boy. Not sure there is anything more pathetic.

  • JohnE_o

    Those milk chugging dudes are in for an unpleasant surprise when they hit their late 40’s

    • Bill Hardy

      I wish it was true. However, they will be rewarded and promoted. This dumbfuckarry exists because we allow it.

  • Cobrajet

    If it happens in Britain. Therefore it is already happening here.

    /s

  • Cobrajet

    They are just protesting to stop this happening in America.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia_patrols

    • Your own link states that those guys were arrested. You and your fellow assholes are just being bigots.

    • 1complexmolecule

      Why aren’t they protesting one their own killing two people?

  • pgjack

    That guy in Oregon who just killed a man for interrupting his anti muslim rant against a teenaged girl would be there but unfortunately our legal system doesn’t allow murder. So many of these anti muslim people are all for christian law. Let’s keep our laws secular and separate from our many, many religions. After all, the christian “good book” has people being stoned to death for committing adultery – just the women, of course, after all, men make the religious rules so why would they not want to control women?

    • Bongstar420

      Christian law is equally as illegal and backwards

    • Bill O’Neil

      That guy in Oregon killed two men and injured a third. Real piece of work.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Fuck these nazis and their appropriation of paganism. If one of these dipshits sidles up to me because I have runic tattoos, they are going to get a Mjolnir shoved up their ass.

    • Tell me about it, with my shaved noggin, these creeps think I’m simpatico with them. Ugh!

  • RaisingProudDemocratPuppies

    In Saint Paul, they managed to book space INSIDE the state capitol building for this shit, which I have some thoughts about as a taxpayer.

    The ensuing conflict with counter-protesters outside included gunfire near a busy intersection and light rail station, and seven people were arrested. Good times in Amerricuh!

  • Bongstar420

    Ya. The 1st Amendment doesn’t exist, and America can legally make religious laws

    DERP!

    “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion”

  • Hrmm, exactly one of the Proud Boys looks like he hasn’t suffered serious brain trauma. That’s one more than I expected, actually…

  • Tj McGee Wright

    I’m going to protest Dodos, because there are far too many of them. Because I clearly have literally have nothing better to do.

    Also what is with the fucking frog thing- are you people five years old? Can you only convey ‘complex’ ideas through stolen cartoon illustrations?

    • Lily412

      The original artist of Pepe the frog actually killed him off in the comic because he got irritated that his image was co-opted by internet trolls and hate-mongers.

  • CatDog

    I’m mad as hell about mandatory universal Jainism forcing me to walk around
    completely naked with a little brush that I have to swish back and forth
    constantly to make sure I never step on an ant. And I’m not gonna take it anymore!!!

  • JackLinks

    Anyone know if these two brothers were seen at any of these the rally’s, as they’d fit right in!

    http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/02/01/ballen_twins.jpg

  • donqpublic

    I suppose if the dead could protest, doubtless some of the victims of that Florida gay bar mass shooting and the San Bernardino terrorist attack would protest over being the victims of Sharia; only the dead and droolers have no sides, but it’s nice to know the Southern Poverty Law Center apparently endorses Sharia.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Where in the Quran does it say to shoot up nightclubs?

      Also too, fuck the fuck off, bigot.

      • donqpublic

        Read it and find out, bigot.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          Oh, right, I’M the bigot for NOT lumping all Muslims into some nutbag fantasy about the eeeeeeevil browns.

          I have to wonder…do all you nutbags have a reverse relationship with facts or truth? Is it something you’re born with that condemned you to a life of right-wing ignorance and bigotry or were you a normal person until you were infected by right-wing ignorance and bigotry?

          Oh… and when you’ve fucked the fuck off… fuck off some more, you sad little creep.

          • donqpublic

            Ah, the last I looked, Islam is a religion, not a race, idiot, as well as a bigot. But hey, there’s no sense being a bigot if you can’t act like a bigot. Cheers.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Oh cupcake, I’ll bet you do that “it’s a religion, not a race” bullshit right up until you try to claim that “it’s not a religion, it’s a political system” in that sad right-wing nutjob attempt to deny First Amendment protections to Muslims.

            The scary brown people and their scary not-Jeebus religion so clearly make your asshole tighten in fear, but since I am neither stupid enough to claim that Islam teaches adherents to shoot up nightclubs nor to claim that all Muslims exhibit specific characteristics of any kind other than having, at some point, repeated the shahada, your pathetic “I know you are but what am I” bullshit doesn’t cut it.

            Fuck off.

          • donqpublic

            Actually traditional Islam is both, a religion and a political system, similar to the Left’s nut job view that all personal behavior is political; I look forward to Muslim bakers practicing their first amendment rights and refusing to bake a gay wedding cake. Cia baby.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Oh you dim shit…none of you seems to have the wits to realize that the laws you right-wing nutjobs keep bitching about because they don’t allow Christian dipshits to violate other people’s civil rights at will because their GAWD told ’em to are the SAME laws that will keep your fantasy sharia – or even the real one – from being implemented in the US.

            Of course, I understand you all skip over the First Amendment in your haste to fap to the second clause of the Second, but I would think that at least ONE of you would have realized that.

    • Delu

      Except that Sharia doesn’t support the killing of gays any more or less than Christianity does.

      • donqpublic

        I suggest you take that up with the still living Muslim killers of gays and their designated religious authorities as it (gay killing, whipping, an canning) doesn’t seem to be a recurring issue with Christians or advocated by their designated authorities while gay killing by Muslims doesn’t appear to be episodic or rare events. Good luck, avoid high places, and don’t lose your head.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          “I suggest you take that up with the still living Muslim killers of gays and their designated religious authorities as it ”

          It’s an extremist version of the religon.

          “doesn’t seem to be a recurring issue with Christians or advocated by their designated authorities”
          Because of laws against, because we are not a theocracy…even though the Christian right WANTS us to be one and PLENTY of so called christians advocate for the death of gay folks and women.

          • Roadstergal

            Just look at Uganda if you want to see how our Nice American Christians do re: the Gays when left to their own devices.

      • donqpublic

        That’s funny. I suggest you go check it out by trolling for some gay action in any of those idyllic Islamic tourist destinations in Saudi Arabia.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      they weren’t the victims of “Sharia”…they were victims of a closeted shooter (thanks loose gun control laws!) who wanted ot be ISI.

      • donqpublic

        Strange how you overlook motive, the subjective understanding of the killers for what they believe they are doing.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          oh FFS, got a reputable source that says the Orlando shooter had anything to do with sharia whatsoever?

          • donqpublic

            Yeah. During the shooting the shooter called 911 and pledged allegiance to the Islamic State, also known as ISIS, which ain’t the Boy Scouts, chump. It was reported in the Washington Post, hardly a right wing rag.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            right, which is exactly what I said.
            So some nutjob pledged himself to a terrorist organization – how does that translate into the victims being sharia’d?

          • Manders

            And also, as mentioned above, Hezbollah and Al-Quaeda. Which all hate each other. So whose “Sharia” was he following?

    • CatDog

      Fundamentalism of any kind, Christian, Islamic, or otherwise, is always stupid. What’s your excuse?

      • donqpublic

        Actually, I believe in the fundamentalism of establishing facts, eg. evolution, e=mc2, what’s your excuse?

        • CatDog

          Then you should feel obliged to recognize the following facts 1. the
          world’s most aggressive promoter of fundamentalist Islam is Saudi
          Arabia, which follows a deliberate policy of fostering schools around
          the world to indoctrinate children in the fundamentalist cult of
          wahabism (you know the country that isn’t on Trump’s list, but is the
          beneficiary of a massive arms deal). 2. so your anxiety about the
          propagation of Sharia law should be directed at Donald Trump (not that
          Obama was entirely innocent in this regard either) 3. The average Muslim
          is no more responsible for the aspirations and actions of
          fundamentalist Islamists than the average Christian should be held
          responsible for someone like John Hockenlooper 3. that by pretending
          there is some real prospect of Sharia law being installed in the US you
          are giving free advertising to fundamentalists who want to represent
          themselves as the only true representatives of their religion and as a
          real force to be reckoned with 4. the way to combat fundamentalism of
          any kind is not to indulge your own form of fundamentalist hysteria,
          which only helps to marginalize non-fundamentalists and assist the cause
          of fundamentalism, but to remind people of all faiths that the only
          guarantee of religious freedom is secularism, and that no one should be
          more invested in the separation of church and state than people of
          faith. (btw, I always make the exact same argument in response to so-called liberals who try to hold all Christians to blame for Christian fundamentalism. Check mu comment history if you like).

          • CatDog

            oh, since you like equations: it is fundamentalism (of any kind) that = “less gays”. Be consistent, don’t be a hypocrite. Combat fundamentalism in the only way that makes sense: by defending secularism against all who attack it.

    • RugzYaBurnt

      Yeah, I’m so sure that your queer politics motivated your ass over here. If you want to stand in solidarity with us, go suck all the dicks, and pix or it didn’t happen.

      • donqpublic

        Actually, I was responding to a rather queer non-factual point of view.

        • RugzYaBurnt

          Don’t bother trolling for recruits for your Islamophobic ranks here, Donqpunch. Any queer with two functioning brain cells recognizes the consequences of that kind of scapegoating. You got Milo Yiannopoulos, and you’re going to have to be satisfied with his delightful company.

          • donqpublic

            Actually, I’m agnostic; more guns, less crime. More Muslims, less gays. Have a nice day.

          • RugzYaBurnt

            You have a lovely day too, that is if you roll off of your sister in time to get it started!

          • donqpublic

            Thank you for taking the time fromsuckingdick to respond.

          • RugzYaBurnt

            Wrong kind of homo! I’m the kind your Mom goes looking for on Pornhub.

          • Ωbjectifier

            Don’t forget SMOTI.

          • RugzYaBurnt

            How I wish I could!

    • Hardly Ideal

      Okay, one or two things.

      Thing the First: Last I checked, “Sharia Law” is a term that’s so fuzzy that it’s next to meaningless. It’s kind of like when people say they want “Christian Law;” okay, fine, but that’s awfully vague when you consider there’s like over 9,000 denominations worldwide.

      Thing the Second: If I recall correctly, the Orlando shooter made a martyr video before where he swore allegiance to ISIS, Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. In case you forgot, those groups are actually kind of hate each other. That suggests he was more of a clueless fanboy than a real devout.

      Thing the Third: The vast majority of Muslims around the world condemn groups like ISIS, and Muslims have made up the vast majority of victims. You’re basically judging a billion people based on the actions of heretics, and something tells me you wouldn’t take too kindly if I judged Christianity based on the actions of some brutal African junk-cutters.

      Thing the Fourth: Get an umbrella. The Banhammer’s orbit will be lining up soon.
      http://i.imgur.com/yXA8KBC.gif

      • donqpublic

        Apparently sharia is not fuzzy to traditional Muslims and is not meaningless to them; I suggest you take your fuzziness problem up with them for clarification.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl
    • jesterpunk

      If you want to actually be worried about something toddlers and Y’all Qaeda kill more people then terrorists do. But those deaths seem to be worth it for a bunch of people with no dicks who want to carry about their guns.

      https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/08/trump-muslim-terrorists-gun-violence-america-deaths

      http://time.com/3934980/right-wing-extremists-white-terrorism-islamist-jihadi-dangerous/

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5cc1d092840d90b1a9b5be7ee5959b775a8442a6c3f947a8eb205cb3edbfc72b.jpg

  • JackLinks
  • Hardly Ideal

    You laugh, but if I found Sharia in my back yard, you can bet I’d be on my knees all weekend with a trowel and a bottle of vinegar digging that stuff out.

    • Lily412

      I’m picturing something much different than you probably intended.

    • Explody Brain

      Ditch the vinegar.

      Straight penicillin.

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