The Washington Post has ruined our Friday night AGAIN, this time with news that Jared Kushner, the 36-year-old real estate developer son-in-law of President Donald Trump, when secretly meeting with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak and then declining to list it in his security background check forms, asked the Russian ambassador to let Trump transition officials use secure channels inside the Russian embassy to have secret talks with Vladimir Putin.
The nation’s elderly fathers were furious.
Even MoarThe FBI Went To Jared!
“He’s not very smart,” the nation’s daughters explained to their elderly fathers, before regaling them with tales of Jared Kushner’s badness at real estate, and why that badness at real estate necessitates an infusion of capital, which dovetails nicely with the meeting set up by Sergey Kislyak for Jared Kushner and a Russian bank, Vnesheconombank (VEB), which is under US sanction. Also, the nation’s daughters reminded their dad, Donald Trump too also is not very good at real estate. “So where’s all his money from,” the nation’s dads asked. “Do you really think it’s all just from the Russian mob?”secret January meeting in the Seychelles between a Russian emissary and scary weirdo mercenary and brother of Betsy DeVos Erik Prince, formerly of Blackwater, but in their defense the nation’s dads are super deaf and they have to yell the whole time they’re on the phone.
In other breaking news, the Senate Intelligence Committee has asked the Trump campaign to “gather and produce all documents, emails and phone records going back to his campaign’s launch in June 2015.” We’re sure they’ll get right on it.
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